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Coronation Street 25th April 2025

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00:00Music
00:24Where's Jenny got to?
00:26She's normally awake by now.
00:28She'll be having a lie-in.
00:30Now, I'm gonna knock and see what she's up to.
00:33No, no, no, don't. Leave her. She doesn't like to be disturbed.
00:36Morning, Kempers. Sorry I'm late. I just had my hands full, so...
00:41Er, well, I didn't think we'd be having guests,
00:45so I'd have got myself half decent.
00:47Don't mind me, love. You're fine as you are. You carry on.
00:50Can I get you a bit of breakfast?
00:52Er, no, no. That'd be all right.
00:55Well, it's the least I can do after last night.
00:58Er, no, I've got to be getting on, you know.
01:01Got things to do.
01:03OK, well, come on, I'll see you out, lover boy.
01:06See you again, ladies.
01:10What just happened?
01:12Sure you don't need me to spill it out to you, love?
01:15We agreed. No mucky stuff.
01:17Yes, we did. We did.
01:19And, er, I'm certain that Don was just simply doing what was required,
01:23you know, to, er, secure the transaction.
01:30Morning. What brings you in here so early?
01:32Baby massage kit.
01:33Oh, yeah, Debbie texted me. I just need to go and grab it.
01:37PHONE RINGS
01:45What is it now, Autumn?
01:49Well, you're just gonna have to stall him.
01:52I don't know when I'm coming back.
01:54Yeah, I'm still trying to sort out funds, aren't I?
01:57Mate, you're running things while I'm not there,
01:58so just deal with it, please.
02:01Look, I gotta go.
02:02You're still having work issues?
02:04No, not really.
02:05Monkeys, panic inkers, organ grinders, not there.
02:07It'll be fine.
02:09Right, well, here's your kit.
02:10There's oil, some flannels and a little towel.
02:13Instructions?
02:14Just put oil on the baby and rub.
02:17I've got time for a demonstration, if you want.
02:19I have got better things to be doing with my day off, thanks.
02:23Yeah, sorry. Shouldn't have said that.
02:25You should probably get that to Debbie.
02:27Fair enough.
02:35Yeah, one milky coffee.
02:37Cheers, Roy.
02:38Right, what are we all laughing then?
02:42Oh, can we go somewhere else?
02:44You all right there?
02:45Oh, it'd be better if I hadn't been shot.
02:47Percy, go and get a table.
02:49Well, that's really sad.
02:50But it's not my fault, so take your dirty look somewhere else, eh?
02:53I could have died because of you.
02:55Well, you didn't.
02:56So wind your neck in and get over it, love.
02:59Leave it!
03:00You want to control that brat of yours?
03:02Ladies, please, can we have some calm?
03:04Look, she's not worth it.
03:05You know what, you can keep your mouth shut and all.
03:06It was your brother.
03:09Do you know what, I can't bother you anyway.
03:11Betsy!
03:17Like that, please.
03:20Morning.
03:23Come on, Eyelash.
03:25How long you gonna stay cross with me for?
03:27Dunno, when I just started.
03:30I said I'm sorry.
03:32Didn't change what you did.
03:34I've been stupid.
03:36I don't.
03:37Thoughtless, heartless, cruel.
03:38I know.
03:39I'm all them things.
03:41And that's my problem.
03:44What's your problem?
03:45I thought you were kind, lovely, considerate.
03:48Well, I am all them things as well.
03:51In fact, I'm more them things than the other ones.
03:54My sister is dying.
03:56She deserves all the happiness she can get and you tried to take that away from her.
04:01I expected more from you.
04:06Cheers, Eyelash.
04:07Hi.
04:11How's things?
04:13You all right?
04:15I've just got a bit of a cold.
04:17How's Frankie?
04:19Yeah, he's all right.
04:21I mean, I can't see him at the minute because I don't want him to catch this.
04:23Oh, bless him.
04:26How are you?
04:27How's Layla?
04:28Er, um...
04:30Things are still difficult.
04:33I know.
04:34Justice, please.
04:35I'm sorry.
04:36Listen, loving me.
04:38About what I said...
04:39It's fine.
04:40You were upset.
04:42Yeah, but I shouldn't have...
04:43It's forgotten about now.
04:45Honestly.
04:46You don't have to worry.
04:47We're fine.
04:48OK, we're mates.
04:51Let's be off.
04:57I, er...
04:58I won't tell anyone.
04:59It doesn't matter.
05:00I'm not serving you.
05:02OK...
05:03Well, it's for my mum.
05:04She sent me here to get it.
05:05OK.
05:06So your mum, Detective Inspector Lisa Swain,
05:09sent her underage daughter to go and buy booze for her?
05:12It's Sargent.
05:13And yeah.
05:14Pretty sure that's a crime.
05:15So why don't you go tell your mum to come buy it herself or I'll report it?
05:18Are you two gonna be long or what?
05:19No, we're done.
05:20Ooh!
05:21You're 18.
05:22Will you buy it for me?
05:24Well, actually, I'm 19 and no, I won't buy it for you.
05:26That's illegal too.
05:27Why would I do that anyway?
05:28Don't forget it.
05:29Waste of space.
05:30You two.
05:31I'm not allowed to serve you.
05:32It's the law.
05:34No need to be rude about it.
05:35Yeah, well, you might be rude if you've been shot too.
05:38I can't feel anything now, so have a laugh.
05:39Go on.
05:43I'm sorry.
05:45Maybe you'd want to get wasted.
05:47Yeah.
05:48So you didn't mean anything like that?
05:59You gonna get that?
06:00I got the last one.
06:02No, I'm not in the right mindset.
06:04Me neither.
06:05Well, someone's got to answer it and I'm the boss.
06:10Fine.
06:13Oh.
06:14Now look what you've done.
06:15Might have lost us business there.
06:17Don't take your relationship problems out on me.
06:19I'm in the same boat.
06:20Worse.
06:21Man's sunk.
06:22I understand why your mother's cross with me, but I don't think I'm being unreasonable.
06:27I've got to say, I'm team Eileen on this one.
06:29I'm very fond of my auntie Julie.
06:31Yeah, I know you are.
06:32And I've said sorry.
06:33You've forgiven me.
06:34Why can't Eileen?
06:35Emotions are bound to be running high.
06:38My sister's dying.
06:39So what do I do?
06:41Keep trying.
06:42Let her know you care.
06:44So what you're gonna do with Theo?
06:46No.
06:48I think I've got to let that one go.
06:50But there's still hope for your rickety vessel.
06:53God knows why, but...
06:55Mum loves you.
06:56Yeah, I know it's your day off, but it's an emergency.
07:02And I am family.
07:05Call it emotional blackmail if you like.
07:07I don't mind.
07:09As long as you can come.
07:10Now.
07:11And fix me van.
07:15One baby massage kit.
07:18Everything all right?
07:19Oh, tickety-boo.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Hotel's even.
07:23Van's packed in.
07:24And receptionist has called in sick.
07:27Happy days, eh?
07:29I can help out.
07:30Aw.
07:31That's very kind of you.
07:32Thanks.
07:33And you're probably stressed about tomorrow?
07:36I haven't really had time to think about that.
07:39It's okay to be worried.
07:41And you can talk to me if you need to.
07:45Doctors make mistakes, don't they?
07:47Hmm?
07:48Happens all the time.
07:49And I am over half a century.
07:51I know I don't act it, but you know, you start forgetting things.
07:55That is true.
07:56But if things get messy, I'm here.
07:59You're a good one.
08:00But hopefully, it won't come to that.
08:03Yeah, well, speaking of things getting messy.
08:05Remember my business back in Germany?
08:07Yep.
08:08I'm looking for Weatherfield's premier baby, monsieur.
08:12That would be me.
08:14Right, look.
08:15Everything is here.
08:16Bottles, nappies.
08:17Oh, but you'll need to buy some more formula.
08:19I've used the last of it.
08:20Oh, great.
08:21Another job for me.
08:22And, er, she's been a bit, er, grizzly this morning.
08:26Grizzly?
08:27Like a bear?
08:29She mean grizzly?
08:30Well, you know, crying a bit.
08:32Moaning.
08:33Sounds like you.
08:34Hey, watch it.
08:36Oh.
08:37Anyway, look, I've got a meeting, so, er, I need to dash,
08:39so I'll leave her in your capable hands.
08:41Yeah, right.
08:42Oh, good one.
08:44Love you.
08:45You want me to get out?
08:46Oh, yes, please.
08:49Right then, Lele Lulu.
08:51Are we going to have a fun time, or what?
08:58Hey.
08:59Hey.
09:00So, you and Dom didn't see that coming quite so fast.
09:07It's not what you're thinking.
09:09You were very loved up this morning.
09:12We did spend the night together, yeah, but nothing jiggy happened.
09:17It was nice, you know.
09:19We talked about our lives.
09:21I got upset, cried a bit.
09:23Sounds hot.
09:24He held me all night, I woke up in his arms.
09:27It's like a fairy tale with mornin' breath.
09:30Yeah, he was a real gentleman.
09:32He listened.
09:34So you really like him, then?
09:36Yeah.
09:37A lot.
09:39He's the first person I've really connected with since Leo.
09:43Right.
09:44Better open up.
09:46Oh.
09:48Morning.
09:49Hello, love.
09:52Yes.
09:53Yes, yes.
09:54Oh.
09:55Were you listening in?
09:56You shouldn't do that.
09:57Oh.
09:58In the words of Colonel John Smith.
10:00Oh, I love it when a plan comes together.
10:03Who?
10:04Do you know what?
10:05It's all working out perfectly.
10:08Yeah, I-I don't know.
10:11What do you mean?
10:12You don't know.
10:13We've got her in the palm of our hand.
10:15Yeah, but she's actually falling for Dom.
10:18Yeah, which is exactly what we wanted.
10:20Are you getting cold feet?
10:24I don't want her getting hurt.
10:26Oh, right.
10:27Oh, yeah, but you're happy enough to fleece her of all her gash.
10:29Well, that's...
10:30It's different.
10:31Look, the ball is rolling, young lady.
10:33And you...
10:34I've got to keep your eye on the prize.
10:36Okay?
10:37It turns out we put them in the wrong coffin.
10:47No.
10:48I bet you wish you'd still work for me.
10:51No chance.
10:52You're a nightmare.
10:53Oh, you cheeky.
10:54See ya.
10:55See ya.
10:56Mary!
10:57I'm back!
10:58Mary!
10:59I need your help bringing flowers from the van.
11:04Hi, George.
11:05What are you on about?
11:06Slow down.
11:07Betsy, what are you doing?
11:08All your business.
11:09You do know you're going to get into trouble, don't you?
11:11Hello?
11:12No.
11:13I swear, I have not had your nice biscuits.
11:14You've probably just hidden them.
11:15Again.
11:16Betsy, you're...
11:17You're...
11:18You're...
11:19You're...
11:20You're...
11:21You're...
11:22You're...
11:23You're...
11:24You're...
11:25You're...
11:26You're...
11:27You're...
11:28You're...
11:29You're...
11:30You're...
11:31You're...
11:32You're...
11:33You're...
11:34Oh...
11:35Betsy!
11:36Look, I get that you're upset, yeah?
11:39But if you get caught doing this, it's not going to look good, is it?
11:42Yeah, well, I don't care.
11:43I just want to stick it!
11:44Right!
11:45That cow!
11:46You found them?
11:47Well, thank you, George, for that lovely interlude.
11:49Goodbye.
11:50Right, OK, but...
11:52Just going to make things ten times worse.
11:54Can you bring the trolley?
11:55What?
11:56She's...
11:57She's coming.
11:58Oh, just go!
11:59Right!
12:00Right, I'm going!
12:01Go away!
12:02Go away!
12:21See you again.
12:22Oh, about time you turned up.
12:27Man's round the back.
12:28Nice to see you and I on my day off.
12:30Please forgive my sister's lack of manners.
12:32You might have noticed we've got our hands for you.
12:35Hello, chariot square.
12:37Why's he talking like that?
12:39Oh, that's his telephone voice.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Thinks it's posh.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Oh, lovely Leila.
12:46Has she had a massage yet?
12:48No, not yet.
12:49And I don't know whether to take her or not.
12:51She seems...
12:52She seems a bit off.
12:53Have you fed her?
12:54Of course I've fed her.
12:55I'm not daft.
12:56Windy?
12:57She's been burping for England.
12:58No, sorry.
12:59Not yet.
13:00She's just really tired, but she's not going to sleep.
13:02Well, I'd take her for a walk if I were you.
13:04Always work with Alfie.
13:05Two minutes, she'll be sound asleep.
13:07I guarantee it.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Yeah, you're probably right.
13:10Can't do any harm.
13:12No.
13:13Erm, call me if there's any problems.
13:16And, er, let's go for a little walk, shall we?
13:20I'll do the walking.
13:21She can stay in the pram.
13:23Hello, Chariot Square.
13:26I'll transfer you now.
13:30What's going on with your voice?
13:31Nothing.
13:32It's how I talk.
13:33You're not in Downton Abbey?
13:34It's called being professional.
13:35Oh, right, okay.
13:36Right, well, I'd better go and see you to this van,
13:38and you can sort me out steak and chips as payment.
13:43Well done.
13:44Chup-chup.
13:49I can't think of anything else around your car.
13:51Honestly, it doesn't matter.
13:53Working yourself up over a poem.
13:55I want to get it right.
13:57Ha!
13:58I've already used that.
14:01Not interrupting, am I?
14:02No.
14:03We've just had a lovely lunch.
14:04Right, I need to get back to the shop to relieve Her Majesty,
14:07so I shall see you at the bistro later.
14:10And you will, darling.
14:12Can't wait.
14:16Two more teas, please, Roy.
14:18You and Brian are getting on well.
14:20Oh, I just wish I hadn't left it this late.
14:23Well, you're back together now, and I'm pleased for you.
14:26Hmm.
14:27Your life's too short to waste time.
14:29Oh, absolutely.
14:30The amount of years I've wasted on no good men.
14:32Hmm.
14:33And what about your current one?
14:35Oh, he's fine.
14:36Fine?
14:37Well, you do know better than fine.
14:39No, George is great, I mean, most of the time.
14:42Yeah.
14:43But does he set your heart on fire?
14:45Hmm.
14:46Not exactly flaming, but...
14:48But he's a lovely man, and he does take the bins out.
14:53What?
14:54Eileen.
14:55It could be you sat where I am in a few years.
14:57Oh, there's a cheery thought.
14:59Oh, you need some passion in your life.
15:01We can't settle for bins.
15:03Shut up.
15:06Sorry?
15:07Your eyes are the carp.
15:09Oh!
15:10Lovely.
15:11Oh, thank you, Roy.
15:12I'll pass it on.
15:15Brian's writing me a poem.
15:17Oh!
15:22Hiya.
15:23I've come for them funeral flowers.
15:24Mrs Braithwaite.
15:25Yeah, they're gonna have to wait, Todd.
15:26Somebody's nicked my van.
15:27Are you kidding?
15:28It was there half an hour ago.
15:29Yeah, that's when they nicked it.
15:30Straight after we'd been talking.
15:32Did you see someone dodging?
15:33I don't think so, no.
15:34Oh.
15:35Some help you are.
15:36I know you've got your hands full, but have you got the flowers or what?
15:39I'm sort of in a rush.
15:40Yes.
15:41Hello.
15:42I'd like to report a stolen van.
15:43No, I don't want to wait.
15:44They're nearly ready.
15:45Show me where they are.
15:46The name's Tracy MacDonald, and the van has been stolen from outside my shop.
15:51It's got Preston's petals written along the side.
15:53Big letters.
15:54You can't miss it.
15:56Listen, I want everybody out there looking for it.
15:58I rely on that van for my business.
16:00Yes.
16:01No, I didn't see who took it.
16:03Sorry, what was that?
16:06Er, no.
16:07No, I didn't leave it unlocked.
16:09Key's in the ignition.
16:11What, do you think I'm an idiot?
16:13You did, didn't you?
16:14Shut up.
16:15No, officer, I'm not talking to you.
16:17We should have a think about where we want to move to.
16:20Yeah.
16:21I was thinking Yorkshire.
16:23Good fresh air.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Or...
16:28Bali.
16:29Bali?
16:30Better beaches than Yorkshire, and more sun.
16:32Yeah, and it's a million miles away from everyone we've ever met.
16:35Exactly.
16:36Let's talk about it after the massage, eh?
16:39Okay.
16:40You swear to me that nothing happened last night?
16:42On me mother's life.
16:43Mother's dead.
16:44All right, so...
16:45I only have eyes for you.
16:49I don't know.
16:50I don't know.
16:51I don't know.
16:52I don't know.
16:53I don't know.
16:54I don't know.
16:55I don't know.
16:56I don't think so.
16:57Yeah, it is.
16:58Who's that she's with?
16:59Oh, dear.
17:00Isn't that Jenny's new fellow?
17:02I'm not sure, but I think we're going to play it.
17:03I'm going over.
17:04Daniel!
17:05Hello there.
17:06Hello, you two.
17:08What's all this, then?
17:09Sneaking about in the hotel room?
17:11I don't know.
17:12I don't know.
17:13I don't know.
17:14I don't know.
17:15I don't know.
17:16I don't know.
17:17I don't know.
17:18Sneaking about in the hotels in the middle of the day.
17:22It's funny, actually, because we just bumped into each other.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Well, I'm having a little spot of lunch through there, and...
17:31And I'm stopping here, so...
17:33Yeah.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Nothing untoward.
17:37Right, then.
17:39I'll just be getting back off up to my room, then.
17:42All right.
17:43Yeah.
17:44See you later.
17:45Yes.
17:46Carolina?
17:47Yeah.
17:48No.
17:49Christina.
17:50Oh, Christina.
17:51Yeah.
17:52My mistake.
17:53I'm terrible with names.
17:55Um, so, would you like to join me for a spot of lunch?
17:58They do a terrific chop here.
18:00Uh, no.
18:01We've got a couple's massage, but thank you for offering.
18:03All right.
18:04Well, have a nice time, and see you later.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Mm.
18:08Mm.
18:09You buying that?
18:11Yeah.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Yeah.
18:14It is not her type.
18:15She likes them young.
18:17Oh?
18:18Fair enough.
18:19Screaming all the way.
18:20I know.
18:21I know.
18:22I know.
18:23I know.
18:24Can you manage?
18:25Yeah.
18:26It's a bit tight, making Lil go to school.
18:28No!
18:29No, she's missed enough lessons.
18:30She needs to go to school.
18:32Yeah.
18:33That's true.
18:34You know, I didn't think I'd say this, but I'm glad to be back.
18:36I mean, Gail was doing my head in by the end of it.
18:38Oh, she's just happy.
18:39Well, if she's happy, why does she have to ask us so many questions all the time?
18:43Uh, because there's quite a lot to catch up on.
18:44I mean, you know, the house burning down, Max going to prison.
18:47Well, we sent texts.
18:48She knew all that.
18:51Is that you?
18:52Hey!
18:53Oh, it's me.
18:55I'm gonna go for a shower.
18:57Hey, I'll come with you.
18:58What?
18:59Why?
19:00Give some water and it's romantic.
19:02Hi!
19:03Hi.
19:04Hi.
19:05What are you doing back?
19:06I thought you were back tomorrow.
19:07Well, we're back now.
19:09Yeah, Gail was doing his head in.
19:10Yeah, we're just gonna go for a shower.
19:11No.
19:12I've run a bath, so no, don't.
19:14And we'll only be ten minutes.
19:15More like five.
19:16Look, just get your stuff, maybe take your suitcase in and, like, unpack and I'll have a
19:21quick bath.
19:22Why are you being weird?
19:23I'm not being weird.
19:24Come on.
19:25That's ready.
19:26That's why she's being weird.
19:28Hey, Roy, can I ask you a question?
19:35Does, um, does Layla feel a bit hot to you?
19:43A little warm, perhaps.
19:45Do you have a thermometer?
19:46Oh, I do, actually.
19:47It's in the bag.
19:48Let's have a shufty.
19:50There you go.
19:51What's going on?
19:54Um, I think Layla's a bit under the weather.
19:58We had to leave baby massage early.
20:00Hmm.
20:03Gosh, she does feel a bit clammy.
20:05That's it, say.
20:06102.2.
20:08That is, that's really high.
20:10All right, come on.
20:11We best get her to the doctors.
20:13Okay, I'll come with you.
20:15Are you sure?
20:16Yeah, no, I need to make sure she's okay.
20:18Right, come on, then.
20:20Thanks, Roy.
20:21Yes, good luck.
20:23Come on.
20:24I mean...
20:32Please tell me you're not sleeping with him.
20:35Well, that's none of your business.
20:37And they clearly are.
20:38They were about to have a bath together.
20:40The bloke's a scumbag.
20:41You can hear every word, you know.
20:42You're meant to.
20:43Can we not just do this another time?
20:46He slept with my wife.
20:47I mean, how do you think this makes her feel?
20:50I'm actually not that bothered.
20:51Well, I am.
20:52Right, I don't like him.
20:53Funny.
20:54I'm not fond of you, either.
20:55Well, if you don't like it, David,
20:56you can ship out and go stay in a hotel.
20:59Hang on, if he leaves, can me and Lily still stay?
21:02You can't choose him over us.
21:04Then you can't tell her what to do.
21:05Tara, I'm not having this.
21:07I'm not having Amy in our family.
21:08It's not like we're getting married.
21:10Well, not yet, anyway.
21:13I mean, seriously, Seb, you're tasting, men.
21:15It's disgusting.
21:17I mean, just because he's a copper, you know,
21:19it doesn't make him any less dodgy than all the others.
21:28Have you done that for?
21:30I didn't do it on purpose, did I?
21:32Can you even drive?
21:33No, I haven't passed my test yet.
21:36I cannot believe this is a...
21:38Well, I'm sorry, Betsy, but it was your idea.
21:39Yeah.
21:40Yeah, and if I get caught out,
21:41then Frank will get taken off me for good this time.
21:43Let's not get caught.
21:44Oh, right, so what do you expect us to do, then?
21:49Not that.
21:50Right, go on, leg it now.
21:51No, it's too late, she's similar.
21:52Right, I don't... just run.
21:53No, I recognise her from my mum's work.
21:54Shalom, my daughter.
21:55You go, I'll say it was me.
21:56What?
21:57Hang on a minute, I was driving anything.
21:58Seriously, do one.
22:00I'll remind you.
22:01I'll remind you.
22:02No, I recognise her from my mum's work.
22:03Shalom, my daughter.
22:04You go, I'll say it was me.
22:05What?
22:06Hang on a minute, I was driving anything.
22:07Seriously, do one.
22:08I'll remind you.
22:09I'll remind you.
22:10I mean, I can't believe you've put it about so much.
22:27I mean, I can't believe you put it about so much.
22:32I mean, what's wrong with you, man?
22:33Don't tell me.
22:34You're one of those raging sexaholics?
22:37Any which way with anyone.
22:39Oh, wind your neck in, mate. It's getting boring now.
22:42Best tell Gran to watch out.
22:45Keep your hands on your opening, Audrey.
22:47There's a sex maniac on the loose.
22:49Oh, right, come on. That's enough.
22:51No, you need to calm down, mate.
22:53You're a grown man acting like some mardy teenager.
22:55Believe me, you ain't seen anything yet.
22:57I am so sorry about all this.
22:59It's not your fault.
23:00I'm not going to break up because your brother's too sad and immature to deal with it.
23:04Look, I know Kit isn't perfect, but neither are you.
23:11We have all made mistakes.
23:13Yeah, come on, guys. Fresh start.
23:16I'm up for a fresh start.
23:19I will if you will.
23:23David, come on, don't be so petty. Just shake on it.
23:34Didi.
23:38Debbie.
23:39Hiya, hi. What have they said?
23:40Right, well, they've managed to bring the temperature right down, which is a good start.
23:44OK, so she's not in danger or anything?
23:46No, and she seems a lot more settled in herself.
23:49They're just running some tests now.
23:51OK.
23:52Thank you. Thank you for staying with her.
23:54Hey, it's no problem at all.
23:56Listen, my Uncle Ronnie just arrived.
23:58He's parking the car, but you can get back to work soon.
24:01OK, well, why don't I wait in here for him and you get yourself off home, yeah?
24:06No, no, I think I'd better stay.
24:10OK.
24:13Actually, maybe, maybe I will get off. I feel, um, tired.
24:18Right, well, as soon as I hear anything, I'll let you know, yeah?
24:21And I'm sure she's going to be fine.
24:23Yeah, I'll tell.
24:25See you later.
24:33So...
24:35...you and George...
24:38...do you think your relationship's a bit...
24:41...pedestrian?
24:42Pedestrian?
24:43Well, you know, you said earlier that he was handy for putting it out of the bins.
24:47Yeah, well, amongst other things.
24:50Well, but when you talk about him, you don't seem...
24:53...excited.
24:55I mean, maybe that works for you.
24:57You know, some people don't want a life full of fireworks and drama.
25:00You know, some people want a quiet life.
25:02No, that's not me.
25:04Well, so you admit, then, that you're...
25:07...settling?
25:09Hey, but why would you do that?
25:11I mean, as wonderful as George is, I mean, you deserve to be happy.
25:15He's the one.
25:20Hey.
25:21Hiya.
25:22Do you know what?
25:23I am just going to go for a lie down.
25:25Oh, yeah, let me help you.
25:27Ty.
25:28Hey, you don't have to leave on my account, you know.
25:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
25:30You say you two need to talk.
25:38I thought you and Sofla were having a massage.
25:39Er, yeah.
25:40Daniel's totally blissed out, but I couldn't switch my head off.
25:41Do you know what?
25:42She was always the same.
25:43Proper little stress monkey, aren't you?
25:45I cannot believe you stayed up all night with Jenny.
25:47Letting her just pour her heart out to you.
25:48That's...
25:49...that's cruel.
25:50Look, she needed someone to talk to, and I just happened to be there.
25:54In fact, I don't know.
25:55I don't know.
25:56I don't know.
25:57I don't know.
25:58I don't know.
25:59I don't know.
26:00I don't know.
26:01I don't know.
26:02I don't know.
26:03I don't know.
26:04I don't know.
26:05I don't know.
26:06I don't know how to be there.
26:07In fact, that Jenny.
26:09Very attractive woman.
26:10Can you just stick to the plan, please?
26:12Everything's fine.
26:13It's under control, right?
26:15Isn't it sweet cheeks?
26:18And what's with the flirting?
26:21What is that about?
26:22Oh, come on.
26:23It's just a bit of fun.
26:25I am way out of his league.
26:27And he knows it.
26:29Oh, God.
26:30Cheer up.
26:31Oh, listen, Colour.
26:32I'm sorry about Betch, you know.
26:33I know she's driving me around the bend.
26:34Well, I'm not going to deny it.
26:35How long do you think she's going to keep it up for?
26:36Oh, well, she knows how to bear a grudge, don't she?
26:37But, well, she'll get over it.
26:38Eventually.
26:39How long is eventually?
26:40Well, soon she'll have bigger fish to fry, won't she?
26:41What be college?
26:42And then, I don't know, maybe a boyfriend.
26:43But, all this'll be ancient history.
26:44And then, soon you'll be about as relevant as an ironing board is to her.
27:01Jan.
27:02I don't know.
27:03I don't know.
27:04You're the best friend.
27:05I don't know.
27:06I've been on that.
27:07I'm on that.
27:08work knock yourself out dear swain
27:13what when
27:17right i'm on my way listen don't interview her until i get there all right
27:23emergency
27:25yeah it's betsy what she's been arrested on suspicion of stealing a van
27:32what i'll see you later
27:35a great day wow i bet he's a biggin don't you worry reggie's gonna have his own bowl his own fluffy bed
27:47the chef even makes his own doggy treats i know i tasted one this morning really tasty
27:53oh thank you you're welcome oh and remember this is the rainy city don't forget his wellies
28:00okay thanks bye bye uh don't be coming in here with your oily rag in your bag of tools
28:06go on use the tradesman's entrance what are you cheeky hair
28:11how's how's leila better than she was they're keeping her in for a bit running some tests
28:17you uh fix the van all sorted oh debbie'll be chuffed
28:22want me to give the chef a heads up get you sorted out with your steak and chips no no no no
28:28don't bother i'm not hungry
28:33yeah
28:37i've been thinking about it properly and i've realised that em if julie means as much to brian as you mean to me
28:48then yeah i would want to grab every precious moment with you
28:55because even ten minutes with you eileen that would be better than nothing
29:01i love you so much
29:05and i'm struggling to imagine what my life would be like without you in it
29:11i'm sure you coped fine before we got together
29:15exactly
29:16i coped
29:18you know i made the best of a bad job but
29:21i always felt like i was waiting
29:25waiting for someone like you
29:29do you know that's the loveliest thing you've ever said to me
29:34i have thoughts like that about you every day
29:41thinking is not enough is it
29:44i need to em i need to tell you how i feel and
29:50i need to show you come here
29:55we're so good together eileen
29:59i hate it when we fall out
30:01only me oh shall i wait in the hall
30:04no no brian come in you're fine
30:06have you uh had your own key cut now
30:08yep i borrowed er julie's
30:12be still my beating heart you are an absolute vision
30:18er you come in with us to the bistro
30:21we'd love to
30:22oh i thought you two needed to talk
30:24yeah already have
30:26yeah everything's fine and dandy by the looks of it
30:29we're having a little smooch when i arrive
30:32shut up brian
30:33come on come on
30:34yep
30:36speech
30:41you've been arrested for taking a vehicle without the owner's consent
30:43driving without insurance and driving without a licence
30:46what'd you have to say for yourself
30:48no comment
30:50oh you've got to be joking me
30:51i bet it's it i saw you for my own eyes
30:53you took the van and you crashed it didn't you
30:56for the tape
30:58oh for goodness sake this is ridiculous
31:01she can't even drive
31:03yes i can
31:04my other mum taught me in freshco car park
31:06what
31:07no she didn't i'd have known
31:09anyways i did it because tracy mcdonald had it come in
31:11why'd she have it come in
31:13because she helped rob donovan
31:15she is the reason i was shot
31:17my head is a mess i have a dead arm and i'm proper traumatised
31:22when i arrived at the precinct with another young woman
31:25i was on my own
31:26i was there i saw you
31:28she was blonde slim
31:29yeah and she was just some random trying to stick an ebbing i told her to do one
31:33look i did a stupid thing and i'm sorry i panicked i lost control and i crashed it
31:43well because you're driving that state
31:45someone else must have been with you betsy
31:47if you're covering for someone now it's time to see
31:49this way you're gonna end up in youth court
31:51i told you the truth it was me
31:53i don't think you realise how serious this is
31:55you are in big trouble betsy
31:57please
31:59please just be honest
32:01honestly cal
32:17i'm a bag of nerves
32:19seeing the poor little thing like that
32:22but she's gonna be okay
32:24yeah that's what they've said
32:26hopefully
32:27so how's it been here
32:29all quiet on the northern front hmm
32:31out to report
32:32nope
32:33all good
32:34marvellous
32:35and er
32:36what were you saying
32:38before all this hoo-ha
32:40eh
32:41summits about your business and it being messy
32:43don't worry about it
32:45got enough on your plate
32:46oh come on
32:47tell me
32:48i might look like a delicate flower but you see these shoulders
32:52eh
32:53very broad
32:54i thought i was down to your big boss lady shoulder pads
32:57forget it honestly you'll keep
33:00not the summit on your mind
33:02out with it
33:03i won't let it lie
33:04well
33:05you know er my business in germany's hit the skids
33:09cause the investor pulled out
33:11well i know it's cheeky but i was gonna ask you for a loan
33:15what now
33:18for toddlers age one to three years
33:20i've given layla the wrong one
33:23i didn't even notice they all look the same
33:26surely it couldn't actually do any harm though
33:29well what if it has
33:30what if she's sick because of me and she's in hospital and it's all my fault
33:34have you got any idea how embarrassing this is for me
33:43everybody gossiping knowing our business
33:45is that all you care about
33:46you're a rep
33:47and i know for a fact you weren't driving
33:48well i fessed up to it now so
33:49and there's no way becky would have taught you
33:52can't prove it either way can you
33:54she was a police officer betsy
33:56there's just no way she would have let you drive underage
34:00in a store car park with cctv everywhere
34:02so that means you have never driven a car in your entire life
34:05one of your arms isn't even working properly
34:08i mean you were even struggling to do your trainers up this morning
34:11but somehow you and you alone managed to steal tracy's van
34:14yeah
34:15i can't do my own trainers up
34:16i can't do anything
34:17and i am sick to death of it
34:19yes
34:21and it will get better in time
34:23but i know you're protecting someone betsy
34:26who are you with
34:27i was alone
34:28oh for goodness sake
34:29and i was teaching tracy a lesson
34:31i'm left like this
34:33and her life has come back to normal now
34:35and it's not fair
34:36at least i did something about it
34:39you've done nothing
34:40listen i know it's galling
34:43i really do
34:44but you cannot just go out there and break the law
34:46because you want to get back at someone
34:48that's not how it works
34:50i know it works
34:51i know
34:52and i am sorry
34:55come here
35:00come here
35:01come here
35:02come here
35:03come here
35:04come here
35:05come here
35:06come here
35:07come here
35:08come here
35:09come here
35:10come here
35:11come here
35:12come here
35:13come here
35:14come here
35:15come here
35:16Todd
35:17oh do you want to come and join us
35:19hey up Todd
35:20hey you can have anything you fancy as long as it's off the early bird menu
35:23yeah
35:24steer clear of the nibbles though
35:25the markup is outrageous
35:26actually
35:27came here to get away from you
35:28like
35:29rude
35:30listen my appetite's not up so much so i'll bring your doggy back
35:32mmm
35:33other people's leftovers
35:34my favourite
35:35come on we'll back to your table
35:36yep
35:37i don't want to leave you on you lonely-o
35:39lonely i'm just thinking
35:41don't you'll make your brain ache
35:42well you're like a little lost puppy
35:44are you missing pio
35:47i want me to go on love
35:48he's really not worth it
35:50i know
35:51you'd have to make too many compromises
35:53sacrifice the things you like to make him happy
35:55and why should you
35:57it's immense and words my mum will give her that
35:59no i want you to be happy son
36:01and believe me
36:02he is not the man for you
36:03message received and understood
36:07have a good night
36:08love you love you and all that
36:13alright i can see the look out with it
36:15well i wish you'd take your own advice
36:17ugh
36:18not this again
36:19me and george are happy in our own way
36:21in our own way
36:22i mean
36:23doesn't that say it all
36:25well i'm sorry but brian's not exactly marlon brando is he
36:28brian is totally and utterly himself and i love him for it
36:33when i look at him my heart sings
36:36well good for you
36:38i accept your choice of bloke so can you please just accept mine
36:42me and george are sticking together and that's that
36:44come on
36:49you know how david's a right pillock
36:51but i am glad that he knows about us
36:53i wasn't impressed though was i
36:55had a right face on him
36:57see you said to him that
36:59you weren't gonna let him break us up
37:02yeah
37:03you made it sound like we're a proper couple
37:05are you digging
37:08because i'll sign up for a view
37:15oh
37:16is he a good kisser
37:18he looks like a good kisser
37:20he's alright
37:21not too sloppy
37:23not overdoing it with a tone
37:25london
37:26london
37:27can we not
37:28he's not sure of a bit of love action is he
37:30no
37:31to be fair they're queuing up round the block aren't they
37:32i hope they're doing little notches on his bedpost
37:34the whole thing would collapse
37:35she might have wanders at least
37:37she's happy
37:38oh i mean look it's sick in it
37:40i mean it's a good job i've not had my dinner yet
37:42innit
37:43hang on i said you could come up i didn't actually invite you in
37:53what are you gonna do call the police
37:56i see your daughter's added twocking to her list of crimes you must be so proud
38:01and as i'm sure you're aware betsy was arrested so
38:04yeah and then you let her go
38:06have a word in someone's ear did you grease a few palms
38:09hang on you can't go around throwing accusations like that
38:12why not
38:13look i understand you're angry and you've every right to be but
38:17oh right so she does exactly what she wants and you just let her get away with it
38:21no betsy will have to answer for what she's done she'll be up in court
38:24she has to take a punishment like everyone else
38:27lisa i've got a wedding tomorrow
38:29i'm supposed to be delivering cascading bouquets to a bride and fifteen bridesmaids
38:34that's a bit tacky
38:36they've ordered a one metre flower cloud and a floral arch
38:40i can hardly take that on the bus can i
38:42all right tracy look i understand it's inconvenient but well i'm afraid you're just gonna have to take it up with your insurance company
38:47this is unbelievable
38:49you take absolutely no responsibility for your brat of a daughter
38:53right okay you've had your say
38:57time to go
38:59oh well i can see why she's running wild
39:02if you don't leave now tracy i'll arrest you
39:04go mom
39:11you've not heard the last of this
39:17what a loser
39:19and i've heard enough from you too
39:20now get out of my sight
39:22no no no no dumb darling i promise you daisy believed every single word of it
39:33i know
39:34i know
39:35she's not the brightest bless her
39:37yeah
39:39well
39:40poor thing's not gonna know what's hit her
39:42i know
39:43oh
39:44hello love
39:45hi
39:46oh
39:47you all right
39:48yeah
39:53listen
39:54i felt a bit weird around you and dom today
39:58did you
39:59why
40:00i don't know
40:02just
40:03i felt like there was a vibe between you
40:05oh
40:06no
40:07nah
40:08well we flirt
40:09i mean that's all
40:10it's just a little bit of you know sort of
40:12harmless banter
40:14you promise
40:15that there's nothing going on
40:17darling
40:18i am your mum
40:19come on
40:21you know you can trust me
40:35you
40:36you
40:37you
40:38you
40:40you
40:42hi
40:43hi
40:44hi
40:45hi
40:46so what's happened then
40:47did you get arrested
40:48i took home
40:49kept your name out of it
40:53honestly i didn't think you'd do that for me
40:55so
40:56yeah
40:57i owed you one didn't i
41:00what happens now then
41:01well they won't bang me up or anything
41:03i'm on bail
41:05well yeah it might be for now but then what
41:07they'll refer me to the team that deals with young offenders
41:10then i don't know i'll get a telling off or whatever
41:12yeah well i highly doubt that
41:13i mean come on
41:14we robbed a van and crashed it
41:15it's dead serious innit
41:16well it's my first event so what they gonna do
41:18bung me in jail
41:19um
41:20no
41:21but
41:22look
41:23like i said
41:24i owed you
41:25yeah and i appreciate that
41:30thanks mate
41:31you're welcome mate
41:36right
41:37i do need to go
41:38because the s wayne will send a search party looking for me
41:40mm-hmm
41:41but i'll see you around
41:42yeah see you later
41:44yeah see you later
42:01and they're absolutely sure
42:03i didn't poison her
42:07oh ronnie that is such a relief
42:09yeah thank you
42:11for getting back to me
42:14yeah
42:15give lily a big kiss from me
42:16yeah
42:19i love you too
42:21torah for now
42:22bye
42:25oh
42:26right
42:27they're letting her go home
42:28now you can relax
42:30my heart is beating tent at dozen
42:32take it easy i told you it has nothing to do with you
42:35ugh
42:36you know what this is
42:37don't you eh
42:38it's a warning
42:39of what's to come
42:40it's a glimpse of me future
42:42you've not even had your diagnosis yet
42:44don't go jump into conclusions
42:45no it's a sign
42:46innit
42:47it's just a sign
42:48it's obvious
42:49hey come on
42:50you've been so positive
42:51don't let this track you down
42:54even if you do have it
42:55i'm sure there's things they can do
42:58it was a simple mistake devs
43:00no harm done
43:01i got away with it this time but next time
43:05who knows
43:06hey
43:07if i've not got me
43:08me right mind
43:10i could kill somebody
43:12don't be daft
43:13it could have happened to anyone
43:15just
43:16take a breath
43:25you know if i have got this
43:26it's only going to get worse
43:33i'll be a liability
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