Found You, Heart Thief - Full Movie
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00:00I hate being forced into arranged marriages.
00:04Thank you so much for saving my ass.
00:07Of course, Curly. I got you.
00:09And if anything goes wrong, just remember, we always have Plan B.
00:15I think that's A. I'll call you after.
00:30Oh, my God. Isn't that Luke Foster over there?
00:41He's even more gorgeous in person than he was on the floor.
00:47Hi.
00:52Luke Foster.
00:53Luke Foster? Oh, my God, he's my boss.
00:57Everything all right?
00:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
01:04It's okay. There's no way he can recognize me dressed like this.
01:09I could totally freak him out with my top bitch moves.
01:13The opening gambit. Bad manners.
01:20Excuse me, I had a lot of dairy today.
01:23I just, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, wait a second.
01:27Oh, oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah.
01:31Okay. Sorry about that.
01:33I feel 10 pounds lighter now. Oh, my goodness.
01:38Oh, do you, do you smell that?
01:41Smell what?
01:42I had a lot of garlic at dinner today.
01:46I'm so sorry.
01:48Oops.
01:50I don't smell any garlic.
01:51I like garlic, though.
01:53It's okay. I mean, look, do you need to use the restroom or something? Are you all right?
01:56Mm-hmm.
01:57K.O.
02:00Second move, be a slut.
02:03You know, if you want to marry me, you're going to have to get permission from Sadie and Sally.
02:12Ha!
02:15And who exactly is Sadie and Sally?
02:19I'm so glad you asked.
02:21The left one's Sadie, the right one's Sally.
02:24Each of them cost me $50,000.
02:27And how exactly do I get the approval of both of them?
02:37You're going to have to let them take you to heaven.
02:46Mr. Foster.
02:47Wait.
02:58I'm not allergic to her.
03:00Bet you've never seen a lunatic like this before.
03:04Finally.
03:05I found a woman I'm not allergic to.
03:13Sophie, look.
03:14I know this is sudden, but let's get married.
03:18What?
03:20Let's get married.
03:21Let's do it.
03:24It's just like...
03:27I'm a sex addict.
03:31Yeah.
03:33And I need sex at least eight times a day.
03:38And I just don't think you can handle my lifestyle.
03:41Sorry.
03:42I certainly think that I can.
03:44You can?
03:46Do you need me to prove it?
03:48It's just...
03:52You're not my type.
03:55I only go for top-notch.
03:58And you're class B.
04:00Class B.
04:02I'm class B.
04:03Mm-hmm.
04:06Whoa, whoa, what are you...
04:09Is that good enough for you?
04:10Can...
04:11Can I touch them?
04:14I have, what are you doing?
04:16Emma, what are you doing?
04:20Emma, what are you doing?
04:22Emma.
04:23Emma, what are you doing?
04:25Emma!
04:26Emma!
04:27Emma!
04:28Emma!
04:29Emma!
04:31Emma!
04:33Emma, what are you doing?
04:36I don't...
04:43Plan B.
04:48Oh shit, you dirty little slut!
04:52You fucked my husband and now you're flirting with another man?
04:56Do you know how much he misses you?
04:59What the fuck is going on here?
05:03I'm... I'm a slut!
05:06What can I say?
05:08Yes, you are! And my husband is waiting, so let's go!
05:13Oh my god!
05:19Blake!
05:21Blake! Blake!
05:23Blake!
05:27Get everything we got on that girl. Right there.
05:30Of course, sir.
05:35Sir, I have the information on the girl you inquired about.
05:44That's not her.
05:45Do you think Miss Sofia had somebody stand in for her?
05:51Blake, I don't know who the hell stood in for who, but whoever was sitting across that table from me last night, I want you to find her.
05:56Of course, sir. No problem at all.
06:06I'm definitely going to lose my job if my boss finds out it was me. How else am I going to pay my debt?
06:11Relax. That's a huge building. No way you can bump into your boss.
06:15You're totally right. I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
06:17Goodbye.
06:18Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:21Truck!
06:28You coming or what?
06:30I'll just wait for the next one. It's okay. Um...
06:34Wait, excuse me!
06:36Sorry!
06:38Fuck! No! No!
06:40Shit! I'm gonna get fired!
06:49Why does your picture look so familiar?
07:13Emma?
07:16Emma?
07:17Fuck! Did he recognize me?
07:22Young lady, the CEO is speaking to you.
07:26Um...
07:28Yes?
07:31He dropped your badge.
07:42You know, you look familiar.
07:45Do we know each other?
07:48No. No, we don't.
07:50It was you.
07:53It was you, wasn't it?
08:01I...
08:07That's what it was. You won Best Intern of the Year.
08:10He...
08:12Didn't recognize me?
08:14The competition we hold annually.
08:16That thing is no joke.
08:18Yeah, that was me.
08:20Well, you're promoted.
08:22What?
08:24What?
08:25I'm looking for a new assistant.
08:27As a matter of fact, why don't you come to my office? We'll make it official today.
08:30Wait! No!
08:32Fuck!
08:33No!
08:34No!
08:35Shit, do not help her, you are allergic.
09:05Are you alright?
09:11Yeah, I'm fine.
09:18These floors are really slippery, gotta be more careful.
09:26A jerk indeed.
09:30How can you fire your own uncle, Luke?
09:33This is my company!
09:34David, you fucked up the last financial report.
09:36You're lucky I haven't fired you already.
09:37You can't do this to me!
09:39Yes, I can!
09:40No, you can't!
09:41Let go!
09:42Please!
09:43Come on, Luke, I'm your uncle!
09:44I'm not gonna let anyone lie to me!
09:45I'm not tolerating that anymore!
09:47Oh my God, he's my boss!
09:52I'm a slut!
09:54What the fuck is going on here?
09:57People who lie to him.
09:59You can't just cut me some slack!
10:01Luke, please!
10:02Come on!
10:03We're family!
10:04Emma, what are you doing there?
10:07Emma, come in.
10:10Hi.
10:12Mr. Pauser, I don't really think that I'm qualified to be where-
10:18Sir, I found the girl you were out with last night.
10:25Terrific.
10:42Emma?
10:43Sir, I-I-I didn't know, really, and I-I wasn't trying to, I-I-I-
10:51Her name is also Emma.
10:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, such a common name.
11:02My parents weren't original.
11:04Oh, um, her address is also in there.
11:07Wow.
11:08Look at you, Blake!
11:11Well, looks like we know what we're doing today.
11:20Oh.
11:21Uh, uh, Mr. Foster, you have important meetings with important people, and you probably shouldn't
11:29miss them because they're important.
11:31Yeah, just cancel them all.
11:33Thanks a lot.
11:34Appreciate it.
11:35Oh, no.
11:36I'm screwed.
11:37Oh, no.
11:38Maybe she's at work.
11:39Gotta go.
11:40Let's go.
11:41It's been ten seconds.
11:42Just hold on.
11:44I mean, it's midday.
11:45She's probably at work.
11:46Emma!
11:47Uh-huh.
11:48How the hell do you know her?
11:49A friend.
11:50Small world!
11:51What a coincidence!
11:52Crazy!
11:53Yeah!
11:54Yeah!
11:55Hey, Emma, how are you doing?
11:56Just sign here.
11:57Yeah!
11:58Is that your date?
11:59No.
12:00It's hot.
12:01Not really my type.
12:04Thank you so much.
12:05What's that?
12:06Do you live here too?
12:07What?
12:08No.
12:09I live in, like, a nearby neighborhood.
12:10Two birds, one stone.
12:11He's really eco-friendly.
12:12Didn't want to drive all the way over there.
12:13You know.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Yeah.
12:16I live in, like, a nearby neighborhood.
12:18Two birds, one stone.
12:19He's really eco-friendly.
12:20Didn't want to drive all the way over there.
12:21You know.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Yeah.
12:24I'm crazy.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Hey, Emma.
12:27How are you doing?
12:28Just sign here.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Is that your date?
12:31No.
12:32Not really my type.
12:34Thank you so much.
12:35What's that?
12:36Do you live here too?
12:37No.
12:38I live in, like, a nearby neighborhood.
12:39Two birds, one stone.
12:41Oh.
12:42You know what?
12:43We have her number, sir.
12:49We could have just called her, Blake.
12:51Mm-hmm.
12:52You know, like I said, she's at work.
12:54Why do you want to disturb her at work?
12:56That's so rude.
12:57We wouldn't...
13:04Oh, wow.
13:05My dad's going.
13:06I'll be right back, okay?
13:11Hello?
13:12Hey, Emma.
13:13This is, uh...
13:14Yeah.
13:15This is Luke.
13:16From last night.
13:17I had a great time with you.
13:18I just wanted to give you a call.
13:19OMG.
13:20Are you, like, stalking me, you freak?
13:21No.
13:22Um...
13:23Just...
13:24giving me a call and wanted to see what you thought about last night.
13:25You know, I know it was a little bit fat, just a little bit...
13:26No.
13:27I would never, ever marry you.
13:29Well, forget about marriage.
13:30Why don't we just start with another date, perhaps?
13:31What do you think about that?
13:32No.
13:33I said I would never go on a date with you.
13:34Don't ever call me again, you ugly giraffe.
13:35Why don't we just start with another date, perhaps?
13:36What do you think about that, maybe?
13:37No.
13:38I said I would never go on a date with you.
13:39Don't ever call me again, you ugly giraffe.
13:40Do you like stalking me, you freak?
13:41No.
13:42Um...
13:43Just giving me a call and wanted to see what you thought about last night.
13:44You know, I know it was a little bit fat, just a little bit...
13:45...and I would never ever marry you.
13:47Well, forget about marriage.
13:49Why don't we just start with another date, perhaps?
13:51What do you think about that?
13:52No!
13:53I said I would never go on a date with you.
13:56Don't ever call me again, you ugly giraffe.
13:59What?
14:00Did you just say?
14:02Hello?
14:05She hung up.
14:07So...
14:09What'd she say?
14:15Isn't your timing delightful?
14:20Don't worry, sir!
14:22She'll regret it!
14:23She'll figure out how great you are!
14:25She won't.
14:27Can...
14:36Can I touch them?
14:45Your coffee, Mr. Foster?
14:50A goddamn freak or something?
14:53Proposed to her on a phone call?
14:54I probably scared her away.
14:56It's okay, sir.
14:57It's your first time pursuing a woman.
14:59It's inevitable that you would bungle it.
15:01Wait, it's your first time?
15:04How...
15:05How dare she, Mr. Foster?
15:08How dare she?
15:09I mean, really, no one compares to a successful man like you.
15:14Truly, I think...
15:16She's not even worth it.
15:17She certainly was.
15:19Because she was the one.
15:20And I screwed it up.
15:25Perhaps you could get her a gift.
15:27You know, it's my understanding that women like gifts.
15:30Hm.
15:32A gift.
15:34Let's try that.
15:36Oh my god, give me a break.