Found You, Heart Thief - Full Movie
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00:00I hate being forced into arranged marriages.
00:04Thank you so much for saving my ass.
00:07Of course, Curly. I got you.
00:09And if anything goes wrong, just remember, we always have Plan B.
00:15I think that's A. I'll call you after.
00:30Oh, my God. Isn't that Luke Foster over there?
00:41He's even more gorgeous in person than he was on the floor.
00:47Hi.
00:52Luke Foster.
00:53Luke Foster? Oh, my God, he's my boss.
00:57Everything all right?
00:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
01:04It's okay. There's no way he can recognize me dressed like this.
01:09I could totally freak him out with my top bitch moves.
01:13The opening gambit. Bad manners.
01:20Excuse me, I had a lot of dairy today.
01:23I just, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, wait.
01:26Oh, my God, wait, just, oh, oh, my goodness.
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:31Okay.
01:32Sorry about that.
01:33I feel 10 pounds lighter now.
01:35Oh, my goodness.
01:38Oh, do you, do you smell that?
01:41Smell what?
01:42I had a lot of garlic at dinner today.
01:46I'm so sorry.
01:48Oops.
01:50I don't smell any garlic.
01:51I like garlic, though.
01:53It's okay. I mean, look, do you need to use the restroom or something? Are you all right?
01:56Mm-hmm.
01:57K.O.
02:00Second move, be a slut.
02:04You know, if you want to marry me, you're going to have to get permission from Sadie and Sally.
02:12Ha!
02:15And who exactly is Sadie and Sally?
02:19I'm so glad you asked.
02:21The left one's Sadie, the right one's Sally.
02:24Each of them cost me $50,000.
02:30And how exactly do I get the approval of both of them?
02:36You're going to have to let them take you to heaven.
02:46Mr. Foster.
02:56Wait.
02:58I'm not allergic to her.
03:00Bet you've never seen a lunatic like this before.
03:03Finally.
03:05I found a woman I'm not allergic to.
03:13Sophie, look.
03:15I know this is sudden, but let's get married.
03:18What?
03:20Let's get married. Let's do it.
03:24It's just like...
03:27I'm a sex addict.
03:30Mm-hmm. Yeah.
03:31Yeah.
03:32And I need sex at least eight times a day.
03:37And I just don't think you can handle my lifestyle.
03:41Sorry.
03:43I certainly think that I can.
03:45You can.
03:47Do you need me to prove it?
03:51It's just...
03:53You're not my type.
03:55I only go for top notch.
03:58And you're class B.
04:00Class B.
04:02I'm class B.
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:06Whoa, whoa.
04:08What are you...
04:09Is that good enough for you?
04:10No.
04:21Can...
04:23Can I touch them?
04:30Emma!
04:32What are you doing?
04:34Emma!
04:36I don't...
04:42Plan B.
04:48Oh shit!
04:49You dirty little slut!
04:51You fucked my husband and now you're flirting with another man?
04:55Do you know how much he misses you?
04:58What the fuck is going on here?
05:00I'm... I'm a slut!
05:05What can I say?
05:07Yes, you are!
05:09And my husband is waiting, so let's go!
05:12Oh my god!
05:18Blake!
05:20Blake!
05:21Blake!
05:22Blake!
05:27Get everything we got on that girl, right there.
05:31Of course, sir.
05:35Sir!
05:36I have the information on the girl you inquired about.
05:44That's not her.
05:47Do you...
05:48think Miss Sofia had somebody stand in for her?
05:51Blake, I don't know who the hell stood in for who,
05:53but whoever was sitting across that table from me last night,
05:55I want you to find her.
05:58Of course, sir.
06:01No problem at all.
06:06I'm definitely going to lose my job as my boss finds out it was me.
06:09How else am I going to pay my debt?
06:10Relax!
06:11That's a huge building.
06:12No way you can bump into your boss.
06:14You're totally right.
06:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
06:16Okay, bye.
06:18Wait, wait, wait!
06:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:21Chuck!
06:22You coming or what?
06:29I'll just wait for the next one.
06:31It's okay.
06:32Um...
06:33Oh, wait!
06:34Oh, wait, excuse me!
06:35Hi!
06:36Sorry!
06:37Um...
06:38Fuck!
06:39No!
06:40No!
06:47Shit!
06:48Fired!
07:09Why does your picture look so familiar?
07:11Emma.
07:13Emma.
07:15Emma.
07:18Emma?
07:19Fuck!
07:20Did he recognize me?
07:22Young lady, the CEO is speaking to you.
07:26Um...
07:28Yes?
07:31He dropped your badge.
07:42You know, you look familiar.
07:46Do we know each other?
07:48No.
07:49No, we don't.
07:50It was you.
07:53It was you, wasn't it?
08:01I...
08:07That's what it was.
08:08You won best intern of the year.
08:09He...
08:11Didn't...
08:12Recognize me?
08:14The competition we hold annually.
08:15That thing is no joke.
08:17Yeah, that was me.
08:20Well, you're promoted.
08:21What?
08:23What?
08:24I'm looking for a new assistant.
08:27As a matter of fact, why don't you come to my office?
08:28We'll make it official today.
08:29Wait!
08:30No!
08:32Fuck!
08:33What do you do?
08:34I've been working so much.
08:35I won't do that right.
08:36Shit, do not help her, you are allergic.
09:06Are you alright?
09:11Yeah, I'm fine.
09:18This floor is really slippery, gotta be more careful.
09:26A jerk indeed.
09:30How can you fire your own uncle, Luke?
09:33This is my company!
09:34David, you fucked up the last financial report.
09:36You're lucky I haven't fired you already.
09:37You can't do this to me!
09:39Yes, I can!
09:40No, you can't!
09:41Let go!
09:42Please!
09:43Come on, Luke, I'm your uncle!
09:44I'm not gonna let anyone lie to me, I'm not tolerating that anymore!
09:48Oh my god, he's my boss!
09:53I'm a slut!
09:55What the fuck is going on here?
09:57People who lie to him.
09:59You can't just cut me some slack!
10:01Luke, please!
10:02Come on!
10:03We're family!
10:04Emma, what are you doing there?
10:07Emma, come in.
10:10Hi.
10:14Mr. Bowser, I don't really think that I'm qualified to be where-
10:18Sure.
10:20I found the girl you were out with last night.
10:25Terrific.
10:26Emma?
10:27Sir, I-I-I didn't know, really, and I-I wasn't trying to, I-I-I-
10:51Her name.
10:52It's also Emma.
10:55Emma.
10:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, such a common name.
11:02My parents weren't original.
11:04Oh, um, her address is also in there.
11:08Wow.
11:09Look at you, Blake!
11:15Well, looks like we know what we're doing today.
11:20Oh.
11:22Mr. Frosty, you have important meetings with important people and you probably shouldn't miss them because they're important.
11:31Yeah, just cancel them all.
11:33Thanks a lot.
11:34Appreciate it.
11:35Oh, no.
11:36I'm screwed.
11:37Oh, no.
11:38Maybe she's at work.
11:39Gotta go.
11:40Let's go.
11:41It's been ten seconds.
11:42Just hold off.
11:44I mean, it's midday.
11:45She's probably at work.
11:49Emma!
11:50Oh, no.
11:51Maybe she's at work.
11:52Gotta go.
11:53Let's go.
11:54It's been ten seconds.
11:55Just hold off.
11:57I mean, it's midday.
11:58She's probably at work.
11:59Emma!
12:00How the hell do you know her?
12:07A friend.
12:08Small world!
12:09What a coincidence!
12:10Crazy!
12:11Yeah!
12:12Hey, Emma, how are you doing?
12:15Just sign here.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Is that your date?
12:19No.
12:20He's hot.
12:21Not really my type.
12:25Thank you so much.
12:27What's that?
12:29What, do you live here too?
12:31No.
12:32I live in, like, a nearby neighborhood.
12:35Two birds, one stone.
12:36He's really eco-friendly.
12:37Didn't want to drive all the way over there.
12:38You know.
12:42Oh, you know what?
12:43We have her number, sir.
12:49We could have just called her, Blake.
12:51Mm-hmm.
12:52You know, like I said, she's at work.
12:54Why do you want to disturb her at work?
12:56That's so rude.
12:57We wouldn't...
13:04Oh, wow.
13:05My dad's going.
13:06I'll be right back, okay?
13:18Hello?
13:21Hey, Emma.
13:22This is, uh...
13:23Yeah, this is Luke.
13:24From last night.
13:25I had a great time with you.
13:26I just wanted to give you a call.
13:27OMG.
13:28Are you, like, stalking me, you freak?
13:34No.
13:35Um...
13:36Just...
13:37Giving you a call and wanted to see what you thought about last night.
13:41You know, I know it was a little bit fat, just a little bit...
13:43No.
13:44I would never, ever marry you.
13:47No.
13:48Well, forget about marriage.
13:49Why don't we just start with another date, perhaps?
13:51What do you think about that?
13:52Maybe...
13:53No!
13:54I said I would never go on a date with you.
13:57Don't ever call me again, you ugly giraffe.
14:00What?
14:01Did you just say?
14:04Hello?
14:06She hung up.
14:09So...
14:10What'd she say?
14:17Isn't your timing delightful?
14:20Don't worry, sir!
14:22She'll regret it!
14:23She'll figure out how great you are!
14:25She won't.
14:27She won't.
14:36Can...
14:37Can I touch them?
14:48Your coffee, Mr. Foster?
14:51My goddamn freak or something?
14:53Proposed to her on a phone call?
14:54I probably...
14:55scared her away.
14:56It's okay, sir.
14:57It's your first time pursuing a woman.
14:59It's inevitable that you would bungle it.
15:02Wait, it's your first time?
15:05How...
15:06How dare she, Mr. Foster?
15:08How dare she?
15:09I mean, really, no one compares to a successful man like you.
15:15Truly, I think she's not even worth it.
15:17She certainly was, because she was the one and I screwed it up.
15:21Uh...
15:22Perhaps you could get her a gift.
15:23You know, it's my understanding that women like gifts.
15:24Hmm.
15:25A gift.
15:26Let's try that.
15:27Oh my god, give me a break.
15:28You know, it's my understanding that women like gifts.
15:30Hmm.
15:31A gift.
15:32Let's try that.
15:33Oh my god, give me a break.
15:38Be safe, sir.
15:39Now...
15:40Hey!