Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:03I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:05You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:07If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:09you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:12or you hate their guts.
00:00:14For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:24I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:28This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:34was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:37and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:42Clean it up, maid.
00:00:52I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:54Do it yourself.
00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:01:01You're paid to serve me.
00:01:03Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:17Right, Emmett?
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:28Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:33Can you?
00:01:38Am I dreaming?
00:01:39No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:45What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Nova?
00:01:51What the hell's going on?
00:01:53Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:58And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:02:03Destiny?
00:02:04Hmm?
00:02:05Is that what happened?
00:02:06That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:13Why do you even care?
00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:26Mia?
00:02:27Hmm?
00:02:28Give me your phone.
00:02:29What?
00:02:30Give me your phone.
00:02:31No.
00:02:32It's right here.
00:02:33I got you.
00:02:36I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:38Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:40If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:45No.
00:02:46Open it.
00:02:55I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:57You didn't have to do that.
00:03:00I know.
00:03:04Whoa!
00:03:07Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:13Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:15Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:16Dude, we can't.
00:03:17Yes, we can.
00:03:18No, we can't.
00:03:19This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:20Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:24Wake up slut, show's over.
00:03:26Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:28Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:03:30Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:33Emmett!
00:03:38I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:42You have to save her.
00:03:46Jules?
00:03:47Jules!
00:03:48Come on!
00:03:49Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:50What do I do?
00:03:51Mouth to mouth.
00:03:52Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:04:00Thank God.
00:04:03Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:06I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:11Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:14I'm fine.
00:04:15Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:16You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:21What, are you a stripper?
00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:38What are you trying to do?
00:04:41Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:46I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:50You know what I think?
00:04:53I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:56Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:05And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:09You still want me.
00:05:12Is he coming on to me?
00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:23Should we check?
00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:31Then let's make it easy.
00:05:33Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:36We've been over this a million times.
00:05:38I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:39Yes, you did.
00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:45Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:53And you let her.
00:05:54Did someone say my name?
00:06:01You two are hooking up?
00:06:02We're not hooking up.
00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:10We're not hooking up.
00:06:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:15Be so fucking for real.
00:06:18Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:20It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:23Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:26How convenient.
00:06:29Let the girls talk.
00:06:37After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:42Did you just spit on me?
00:06:53Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:58Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:07:04And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:07:07Especially Noah.
00:07:12Ow!
00:07:14Noah!
00:07:15Did you see that?
00:07:16She shoved me!
00:07:17Oh my god.
00:07:18Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:21I'm always honest.
00:07:23You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:29Thanks, Noe.
00:07:30Fire her.
00:07:33Fire her.
00:07:42Fire her.
00:07:46Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:49I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:53Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:56And this is my rental too.
00:07:59So, what I say goes.
00:08:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:13So you should probably go.
00:08:18I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:23Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:29Jules.
00:08:33Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:42I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:44It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:47I don't want your pity check.
00:08:50My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:53This is too humiliating.
00:08:55I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:00Oh!
00:09:01No!
00:09:02No!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:04Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:06I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:07Mia?
00:09:08Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:09But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:10Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:11What are you doing home?
00:09:12What are you doing home?
00:09:13I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:14No!
00:09:15No!
00:09:16That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:22I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:26Mia?
00:09:27Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:30But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:35Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:39Everything!
00:09:46I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:50Please don't call me that.
00:09:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:56I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:10:00Mia?
00:10:02Slow down, okay?
00:10:03We've only been dating for two months.
00:10:07What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:10:11I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:16Why not?
00:10:17That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:20I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:24What are you still doing here?
00:10:26You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:28Tell me this.
00:10:30Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:32Or do you just not get it?
00:10:33Nobody wants you here.
00:10:36I can't back down.
00:10:37Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:40I'm not talking to you.
00:10:42I'm talking to you.
00:10:43I need this job.
00:10:46I need you to choose me.
00:10:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:52But I do.
00:10:54What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:00I'll do whatever you want.
00:11:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:05No one can make him happier than me.
00:11:09Tell her, Noah.
00:11:11Prove it.
00:11:16I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:18And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:23Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:26And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:31Mia!
00:11:33I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:35Alone.
00:11:37Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:44She really has you by the balls.
00:11:48Don't insult me.
00:11:50Or what?
00:11:52You'll spank me?
00:11:54You can leave now.
00:11:56Hey.
00:11:59You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:12:06You're right.
00:12:08Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:12You're fired.
00:12:16You're right.
00:12:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:21You're fired.
00:12:27You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:31Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:33Hey, where are you going?
00:12:34Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:35Jules!
00:12:38You can't just leave.
00:12:40You fired me.
00:12:42I can do whatever I want.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:47You're so hot.
00:12:48You're so hot, I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:50Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:55Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:13:05Noah!
00:13:07You come over here.
00:13:08Now!
00:13:10Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:15Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:18Don't be prude.
00:13:19It's just a hand job.
00:13:21You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:24Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:29Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:44What are you doing?
00:13:47Come with me.
00:13:48What the hell?
00:13:50What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:54You want your job back?
00:13:56Fuck me.
00:13:58Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:00Play along.
00:14:02Why would I do that?
00:14:04You want your job back?
00:14:06You've got to earn it.
00:14:08Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:14:11Play along.
00:14:13Why would I do that?
00:14:15You want your job back?
00:14:16You've got to earn it.
00:14:18Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:33You're crazy.
00:14:34Crazy like a fox.
00:14:39Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:45I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:51Noah, come out right now.
00:14:56Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:58Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:15:02Oh, come on, baby.
00:15:03Show me what you got.
00:15:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:15:09Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:15:10Hand me your shirt.
00:15:11Now, now, now.
00:15:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:34You fucking bitch.
00:15:36You can't stay here.
00:15:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:39Take it up with Noah.
00:15:41This isn't over.
00:15:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:49I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:15:52Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:16:02You know what? I should thank you.
00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:16:07Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:16:09Oh, wait.
00:16:11I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:16:15You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:16:16Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:16:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22What about it?
00:16:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:29Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:33Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:39You're on.
00:16:46We need to talk.
00:16:47We need to talk.
00:16:51Emmett, get out.
00:16:57Did I get my job back?
00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.
00:17:04You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:17:08I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:17:14Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:19Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:22Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:23Now, I need a hundred thousand dollars.
00:17:27Done.
00:17:29Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:37Give me that.
00:17:38Not yet.
00:17:45Give me that.
00:17:47Not yet.
00:17:48I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:52But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:56This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:18:02I'll do it.
00:18:05Great.
00:18:10Let's seal the deal.
00:18:18I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:33Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:35You can't resist me.
00:18:39Alright.
00:18:41Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:43Rule number one.
00:18:53No boners.
00:18:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:58You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:03Just one.
00:19:05No feelings.
00:19:07I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:09You're my complication, Jules.
00:19:15Do you have any rules for me?
00:19:19Yeah, I do.
00:19:21I have one.
00:19:23No one touches you with me.
00:19:27You don't own me.
00:19:29Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:32While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:34So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:36Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:38Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:40Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:42Let the show begin.
00:19:44Ew.
00:19:46Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:48You kicked me out.
00:19:49Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:52Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:53At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:54Mia?
00:19:55Did you?
00:19:56I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:57Mia.
00:20:00Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:20:02This is my house.
00:20:03You took your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:20:07Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:20:09This is my house.
00:20:11This is my house.
00:20:13I'm sorry.
00:20:14All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:20:18I'm sorry.
00:20:19You're okay.
00:20:20I can't fucking get this to you.
00:20:22I'm sorry.
00:20:25Why are you?
00:20:26This is my house, and Jules is my...
00:20:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:57I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:00I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:02Come on.
00:21:04Jason!
00:21:05Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:09Dinner is served.
00:21:16Let's fucking go!
00:21:19Yay!
00:21:21I spilled.
00:21:22Emmett?
00:21:23You want to help?
00:21:24Yeah?
00:21:25Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:28Look at Jules squirm.
00:21:29Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:43Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:44Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:48Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:03Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:04I'm in mode again.
00:22:05I'm in beast mode.
00:22:06I'm on go.
00:22:07Got to troll again.
00:22:08Where I been?
00:22:09That shit never know.
00:22:10Trophy's rolling in.
00:22:11Look at Skull.
00:22:12Losers gotta go.
00:22:13I'm on 10 again.
00:22:14I can't stop.
00:22:15No, I cannot know.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:17Spilled a little.
00:22:18Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:22:34Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:22:43Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:22:53I have to go.
00:23:03If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:09Choke on it.
00:23:13Don't run away from me.
00:23:19Don't touch me.
00:23:21Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:23:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:23:35You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:38Yeah, I know.
00:23:40Now you're going to strip from it?
00:23:43You're shivering.
00:23:45Come here.
00:23:46Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:00I'll take the couch.
00:24:01What are you doing here?
00:24:24And where is Noah?
00:24:25Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:36Whatever.
00:24:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:24:41Mia's your best friend.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:46People contain multitudes.
00:24:48Don't be scared of me.
00:24:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:24:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:24:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:24:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:01If you know what I mean.
00:25:02Do you like what you see?
00:25:15Do you like what you see?
00:25:20I do, actually.
00:25:22What are you doing?
00:25:44Taking a shower.
00:25:45Remember, no don't run.
00:25:51You wish.
00:26:01Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:03I got some friends coming over.
00:26:05Meet me at the pool.
00:26:15What's with this guy?
00:26:20One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:21Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:30Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:40Let's give her something to stare at.
00:26:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:26:58Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:02Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:05Should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:08You're right.
00:27:10It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:13Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:21Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:28Mia, would you relax?
00:27:29We're not taking a vote.
00:27:31We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:27:34What's Survivor?
00:27:35A show for old people.
00:27:37Ew!
00:27:38That's so boring.
00:27:39I'm kidding.
00:27:42Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:44Gosh.
00:27:46What game is she trying to play?
00:27:48Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:27:54Come on, Mia.
00:27:55We used to be best friends.
00:27:57Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:27:59You're right.
00:28:02We did.
00:28:03We used to be best friends.
00:28:05And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:28:10It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:16What are you talking about?
00:28:18I never said anything about it.
00:28:19Save it.
00:28:20Proof's great here.
00:28:22And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:27Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:32I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:38I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:44Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:47Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:51They can?
00:28:54I never said that.
00:28:55Mia did.
00:28:56She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:28:59Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:04Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:08Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:10Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:12Really?
00:29:13Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:15She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:18Noah is arrogant?
00:29:21He's cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:24Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:27You said that about me?
00:29:29I can explain.
00:29:31Save your breath.
00:29:43Mitch!
00:29:45Don't touch me!
00:29:46Get off of me!
00:29:47You're so hot.
00:30:00Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:02...
00:30:03...
00:30:04...
00:30:26Yo!
00:30:28Emmett, you and Jules are officially over!
00:30:31No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:32Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:30:35screw around a little bit,
00:30:36she'll come calling back.
00:30:40Speak of the devil.
00:30:46You hooked up with Jules.
00:30:48Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules.
00:30:51I don't know what's going on.
00:30:52What do you mean, Jules?
00:30:53It's pretty fucking clear.
00:30:54You hooked up.
00:30:58Fuck.
00:30:59Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:01Hey, man, stop.
00:31:02Fuck you, Jules, stop.
00:31:08Did you post this?
00:31:19Jules, did you post this?
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:26Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex
00:31:28and post it?
00:31:29What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:31I didn't do anything.
00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you
00:31:39when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:31:41You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags
00:31:46on this campus.
00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:50Lose my number.
00:31:51I never want to see you again.
00:31:54Fine.
00:31:55Feelings mutual.
00:31:55Great.
00:31:56You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:32:02since freshman year.
00:32:06Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:09Listen, Jules,
00:32:11none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:14You're a skank.
00:32:15So get out and don't come back.
00:32:29Help!
00:32:31Help!
00:32:32Help!
00:32:32You saved me?
00:33:00That feels better.
00:33:01Wasn't it?
00:33:03And, now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:09Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:13Go on, Jules.
00:33:14Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:16Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:18We have to talk.
00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:28One step closer to making her mind.
00:33:40Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:42I can explain everything.
00:33:44Good, explain.
00:33:45Now.
00:33:52You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:54Takes one to know one.
00:33:57Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:08You're right.
00:34:09We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:34:14Trust me.
00:34:16We won't stay secret for long.
00:34:17I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:34:32You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:34:35That way everyone can see it.
00:34:38But for right now...
00:34:41It's party time.
00:34:49OMG.
00:34:50I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:53I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:56How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:00You don't know him like I do.
00:35:02If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:05Ew. Spare me the visual.
00:35:07I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:09Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:13He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:16But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:20More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:23The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:26Except for the one about you.
00:35:29I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:31That's true.
00:35:37Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:50Is that true?
00:35:52It's true.
00:35:55I liked you.
00:35:57Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:00I mean, really.
00:36:02Alright.
00:36:04I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:06So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:08Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:14I guess you can't.
00:36:16There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:18I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:31I really did.
00:36:32I give those two until the end of today.
00:36:36To what, Bone?
00:36:38They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:40It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:42I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:44Then I'll make them remember.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:47The rules of the game are simple.
00:36:49You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:51When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:36:55Mm-hmm.
00:36:57Mm-hmm.
00:36:58Mm-hmm.
00:36:59Mm-hmm.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:01The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:03You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:10Mm-hmm.
00:37:11She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:37My turn.
00:37:38My turn.
00:37:48Mm-hmm.
00:37:49No smoke.
00:37:50Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:56Rude.
00:38:08Keep the circle moving.
00:38:17If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:27Get off of me.
00:38:29Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:30What's a little pack?
00:38:34Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:36Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:38:44Hey, Jules!
00:38:45Jules!
00:38:46You're a pig!
00:38:47Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:49He's lying.
00:38:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:51But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:56You have feelings for me?
00:39:02I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:04But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:06You have feelings for me?
00:39:07Yes, Jules.
00:39:08I have feelings for you.
00:39:10You do?
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13I have all the feelings.
00:39:14Confusion.
00:39:15Frustration.
00:39:16Blind rage.
00:39:17For a dip!
00:39:18Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:19Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:22Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:26I broke your trust.
00:39:27And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:31And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:33Do you want to get back together?
00:39:35You said no feelings.
00:39:36Yeah, you're right.
00:39:38So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:39Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:41Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:42Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:39:43Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:39:44Ew.
00:39:45Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:39:46Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:39:47How does that show up?
00:39:48I don't know.
00:39:49I was concerned about that.
00:39:50You said no feelings.
00:39:51You said no feelings.
00:39:52Yeah, you're right.
00:39:54So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:55Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:56Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:57Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:00Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:06Ew.
00:40:07Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:10Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:12I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:15Mm-hmm.
00:40:17Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:20And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:26Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:29Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:32Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:40:35Yes!
00:40:42It's not that easy.
00:40:44Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:45I'm not avoiding it. Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:52What do you mean?
00:40:54I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:40:58Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:01She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:03I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:10Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:13We can talk later. I promise.
00:41:27The girls go shopping!
00:41:29Saturdays are for the boys!
00:41:33Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:36I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:41Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:45It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:41:48The internship is mine.
00:41:50Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:53Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:56If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:06Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:09Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:13I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:15You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:25Uh, no. I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:28No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:42:31Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:42:33What are you doing?
00:42:34I'm shopping.
00:42:37Do you not remember me?
00:42:39I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:41Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:43She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:45But what Mia says goes.
00:42:47So your money's no good here.
00:42:49You know what? You're right.
00:42:52I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:56That's it. You're out.
00:42:59Oh, Mr. Allen. Excuse me. I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:04Trash?
00:43:05Yeah.
00:43:06That's my girlfriend.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:12Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:15See this car?
00:43:18Has no spending limit.
00:43:21My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:23And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:27No way! This is mine!
00:43:29Are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:30No.
00:43:31Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:33Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:49What do you think?
00:43:53Noah?
00:43:56Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:01Of course.
00:44:08You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:11Is it too expensive?
00:44:13No.
00:44:14It breaks a no boner rule.
00:44:16No boner rule.
00:44:24Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:26No.
00:44:34Thank you, Noah.
00:44:37You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:40Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:48Put the dress on my card.
00:44:49Excuse me.
00:44:50I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:52I bet she stole it.
00:44:53I would never.
00:44:54Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:55Fine.
00:44:56Whatever, Mia.
00:45:19See?
00:45:20Told ya.
00:45:21I don't know how that got there.
00:45:22Well, she stole it.
00:45:23And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:25Call the police.
00:45:26Don't call the police.
00:45:27Don't call the police.
00:45:28This is all my fault.
00:45:29No, it's not.
00:45:30Yes, it is.
00:45:31I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:32But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:33I don't know how that got there.
00:45:34I don't know how that got there.
00:45:35Well, she stole it.
00:45:36And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:39Call the police.
00:45:40Don't call the police.
00:45:41Don't call the police.
00:45:42This is all my fault.
00:45:44No, it's not.
00:45:45Yes, it is.
00:45:46I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:51But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:54You can't do this.
00:45:56It's a waste of money.
00:45:57Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:00It's worth it.
00:46:01Trust me.
00:46:02And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:05Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:07Please and thank you.
00:46:11Let's go.
00:46:12Let's go.
00:46:13Let's go.
00:46:14Let's go.
00:46:15Let's go.
00:46:16Let's go.
00:46:17Let's go.
00:46:18Let's go.
00:46:19Okay.
00:46:20There he is.
00:46:21Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:26Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:28Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:29Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:46:37Watch your mouth.
00:46:38Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:40Okay, dude.
00:46:42Jules was mine first.
00:46:43I dumped her.
00:46:44Okay?
00:46:45It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:48Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:54Alright.
00:46:55Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:56Yeah?
00:46:58I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:59By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:04Fine.
00:47:05And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:09I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:12Deal.
00:47:13You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:20Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:30Eat shit.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:36Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:38Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:57Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:59Uh, I don't know.
00:48:00Jules.
00:48:02You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:04About what?
00:48:06The music in here?
00:48:07Because I think it sucks.
00:48:09Jules.
00:48:10Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:13For real.
00:48:14No contracts and no money.
00:48:16I mean it.
00:48:18I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:20Uh, Destiny.
00:48:21We're right in the middle of something.
00:48:23Like I care.
00:48:24I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:29We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:31Have fun.
00:48:33Here.
00:48:34Put this on.
00:48:36I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:48:40You're crazy.
00:48:41Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:44Follow me.
00:48:45Follow me.
00:48:46Let the show begin.
00:48:47Let the show begin.
00:48:50You think you're hot shit?
00:48:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:52You think you're hot shit?
00:48:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:54You think you're hot shit?
00:48:55Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:48:57You think you're hot shit?
00:48:58Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:59Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:01Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:02You think you're hot shit?
00:49:03Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:04Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:08Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:09The rules are simple.
00:49:10Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky chance.
00:49:11You think you're hot shit?
00:49:12You think you're hot shit?
00:49:13Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:14You think you're hot shit?
00:49:15Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:17Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:18Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:49:31The rules are simple.
00:49:34Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:39And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:43The rules are super.
00:49:44The rules are super.
00:49:45The rules are super.
00:49:46The rules are super.
00:49:47The rules are super.
00:49:48The rules are super.
00:49:49The rules are super.
00:49:50The rules are super.
00:49:51The rules are super.
00:49:52The rules are super.
00:49:53The rules are super.
00:49:54The rules are super.
00:49:55The rules are super.
00:49:56The rules are super.
00:49:57The rules are super.
00:49:58The rules are super.
00:49:59The rules are super.
00:50:00The rules are super.
00:50:01The rules are super.
00:50:02The rules are super.
00:50:03The rules are super.
00:50:04The rules are super.
00:50:05The rules are super.
00:50:06The rules are super.
00:50:07The rules are super.
00:50:08The rules are super.
00:50:09The rules are super.
00:50:10The rules are super.
00:50:11The rules are super.
00:50:12I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:14To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:18Now when you're waiting on me, anticipating
00:50:21I'm back, I'm back, girl
00:50:24I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:27To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:30Now when you're waiting on me, anticipating
00:50:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:50:37Top that.
00:50:58Top that.
00:51:00Top that.
00:51:30Top that.
00:52:00And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:52:12Mia!
00:52:14Woo!
00:52:14As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:52:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:52:27Here we go!
00:52:30Jules, wait!
00:52:32You look upset.
00:52:37What are you, my therapist?
00:52:40What are you, my therapist?
00:52:42Fuck off!
00:52:43No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:52:46Jules.
00:52:47I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:51What is that?
00:52:52What is that?
00:52:53Oh, you got time?
00:52:54Come on, Jules.
00:52:55You wanna have some fun?
00:52:57No thanks.
00:52:58Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:12Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:17Better play along.
00:53:19Bottoms up.
00:53:20Cheers.
00:53:21All right.
00:53:22Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:53:24Come on.
00:53:25I'm gonna go change.
00:53:26Destin.
00:53:27What?
00:53:28Have you seen Jules?
00:53:29I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:30Emmett was with her.
00:53:31Oh, no.
00:53:32No, no.
00:53:33No, no.
00:53:34No, no.
00:53:35No, no.
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:37No, no.
00:53:38No, no.
00:53:39No, no.
00:53:40No, no.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42No, no.
00:53:43No, no.
00:53:44No, no.
00:53:45No, no.
00:53:46No, no.
00:53:47No, no.
00:53:48No, no.
00:53:50That little shit.
00:53:58Don't move.
00:54:05What do you think you're doing?
00:54:07Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:54:09We both know you want this.
00:54:11Be gentle.
00:54:13Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:15Back off.
00:54:17Just relax, baby.
00:54:18Let that E kick in.
00:54:19Let that E kick in.
00:54:20You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:22Oh.
00:54:23I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:54:25Let go of me.
00:54:26This is just gonna take a minute.
00:54:28Oh, shut up.
00:54:29Oh, shut up.
00:54:30Oh, yeah.
00:54:31That's right.
00:54:32Mom for me.
00:54:33I mean...
00:54:34No?
00:54:35No?
00:54:36No?
00:54:37No?
00:54:38No?
00:54:39No?
00:54:40No?
00:54:41No?
00:54:42No?
00:54:43No?
00:54:44No?
00:54:45No?
00:54:46No?
00:54:47No?
00:54:48No?
00:54:49No?
00:54:50No?
00:54:51No?
00:54:52No?
00:54:53No?
00:54:54No?
00:54:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:54:57No problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:58What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:59No?
00:55:00I mean, she doesn't want you!
00:55:01What are you doing?
00:55:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:04Even if she won't say so.
00:55:06No?
00:55:08No?
00:55:10No?
00:55:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:55:18Wait! Stop!
00:55:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:41You look like shit.
00:55:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:51Hey!
00:55:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:00Mia, stop.
00:56:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:08Be so fucking for real.
00:56:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:56:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:17And you know what?
00:56:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:22Tonight.
00:56:24Mia, sit down.
00:56:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:56:29I will kill you.
00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:33Let's go.
00:56:34I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:52Ow!
00:56:53You're hurt.
00:56:54Let me help you.
00:56:55I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:11I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:27Really.
00:57:29I didn't take them.
00:57:31You didn't take the pills?
00:57:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:40It's twice as fun.
00:57:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:43What are you trying to give me?
00:57:58Rocky Road.
00:58:01Ow!
00:58:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:03This is how you repay me?
00:58:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:10I'm not an asshole.
00:58:11No.
00:58:13You're the king of assholes.
00:58:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:27I gotta show you something.
00:58:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:48It worked.
00:58:49I've wanted you all somewhere.
00:58:50Stop waiting.
00:58:51I need you.
00:58:52Now.
00:58:53I need you.
00:58:54Now.
00:58:55What if somebody sees?
00:58:56Everybody's at the club.
00:58:57What if somebody sees?
00:58:58Everybody's at the club.
00:58:59I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:00I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:01I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:59:11Stop waiting.
00:59:14I need you now.
00:59:22What if somebody sees?
00:59:24Everybody's at the club.
00:59:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:31I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:01Oh, oh, oh.
01:00:04Hi, Mrs. Allen.
01:00:06It's Mia.
01:00:07Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:09Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:00:13and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:17Okay, bye.
01:00:19Oh, oh.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:32Hey, sleepy little.
01:00:34What are you doing up so early?
01:00:37I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:39I'm ready for another round.
01:00:42Hey, can you knock?
01:00:43Can you put your boner away?
01:00:44Get up.
01:00:47Get up.
01:00:48Get up, get up, get up.
01:00:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:51It's worse than a fire.
01:00:55Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:00:57You're fucking with me.
01:01:06What's the big deal?
01:01:07Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:08And the mess.
01:01:08And you.
01:01:09What about me?
01:01:10She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:11But, like, in a bad way.
01:01:13Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:01:15and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:18I need to get out of here.
01:01:19I'll hide Jules.
01:01:20I'll distract Mom.
01:01:21Yo, Jason, I'm going to go hide Jules.
01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
01:01:34Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:36Got it.
01:01:45Get your brother.
01:01:48Now.
01:01:51Mommy!
01:01:55Wait!
01:01:56Noah!
01:01:57Uh.
01:02:02My baby boy!
01:02:04Mom!
01:02:04Hi!
01:02:05Hey!
01:02:06Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:10Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:02:14Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:25None of your business.
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:28Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:02:32I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:40What is that slut doing here?
01:02:42You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:47Get out of this house.
01:02:49Mom.
01:02:50Noah, a little help.
01:02:52Mom, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:02:58Uh, yes.
01:03:01It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:06Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:10Lisa.
01:03:11Hi, second mommy.
01:03:12We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:17Oh, yes, we do.
01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:24I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:26But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:03:28Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:31Please?
01:03:31My head hurts.
01:03:43Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:46Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:03:48Oh, thanks.
01:03:55She's prepared.
01:03:57Oh.
01:04:01Water.
01:04:05Water.
01:04:06I need water.
01:04:08Jules?
01:04:10What did you give my mom?
01:04:12Aspirin.
01:04:13Aspirin?
01:04:14Woo!
01:04:15It's so hot in here.
01:04:19Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:23Oh, no.
01:04:25Woo!
01:04:26Okay, I have an idea.
01:04:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:30I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:33Wow!
01:04:34Oh, that's enough.
01:04:35I've got to talk to you.
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:38Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:40Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:43No way.
01:04:44You gave her those?
01:04:45I didn't give them.
01:04:46She found them.
01:04:47Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:49Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:51She hates you already.
01:04:52What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:56Where did she go?
01:04:57Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:15No way.
01:05:16It feels so good.
01:05:17Oh, wait.
01:05:21No.
01:05:22Help!
01:05:24I'm drowning!
01:05:26Mia, save me!
01:05:28Oh, absolutely not.
01:05:30I'm not going in there.
01:05:33Help!
01:05:34Help!
01:05:35Help!
01:05:35You saved me!
01:05:59Here.
01:06:00I brought you some tea.
01:06:01Oh, no.
01:06:03I was wrong about you.
01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:20Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:24I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:26Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:28Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:06:33You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:39I still got to pay to hang out with me.
01:06:42No feelings.
01:06:44Remember?
01:06:44I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:54I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:56I mean it.
01:06:57I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:04When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:09If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:14So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:17Really?
01:07:17When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:07:21But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:33Come with me.
01:07:34I want to give you the money.
01:07:41Not as your boss.
01:07:43As your boyfriend.
01:07:46Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:07:49I don't know what to say.
01:07:54Just let me take care of you.
01:08:01And tell me that you love me.
01:08:04I don't think I can say it.
01:08:11Let me take care of you.
01:08:13It's the least you can do.
01:08:17Fine.
01:08:19You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:22And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:25I know you do.
01:08:30Good morning, everyone.
01:08:32Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:35Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:40I was just leaving.
01:08:41You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:43We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:49After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:56But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:09:05You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:21Adios.
01:09:24Bye, Mom.
01:09:28I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:32Good luck with that.
01:09:34I don't need luck.
01:09:36I have a really big brain.
01:09:38There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:51What is this?
01:09:53Ew, what died in here?
01:10:02My manhood.
01:10:05Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:07Really?
01:10:07I don't like to read.
01:10:13It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:10:21That's cheating.
01:10:22Oh, great.
01:10:24You finally figured it out.
01:10:25Good boy.
01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:29I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:38I know.
01:10:39I know.
01:10:40But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:10:47What up, lovebirds?
01:10:50Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:52You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:58Who are you?
01:10:59Well, I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:11Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:13What are you doing here?
01:11:15Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:23The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:27Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:11:36He seems a little confused.
01:11:42Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:45Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:11:49and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:51The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:59And I get bored easy.
01:12:00Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:12:09Interview starts now.
01:12:11Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:13Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:17Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:12:19That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:21That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:32He's a total clown.
01:12:35Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:42But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:43Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:47I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:12:49and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:54and have my own career.
01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:59And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:03The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:06Jules, I need this internship.
01:13:08And so do you.
01:13:10Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:13I'm sorry.
01:13:13You lied to me.
01:13:18No, I didn't lie to you.
01:13:19I just...
01:13:20I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:22I'm sorry.
01:13:26Everybody!
01:13:28Let's get the party started!
01:13:32Over!
01:13:35Grab your bag.
01:13:38Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:41I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:46There's something special about you.
01:13:50You're so beautiful.
01:13:54Thanks.
01:13:55But I'm taken.
01:13:57I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:58I'm sorry.
01:13:59I'm sorry.
01:13:59Noah, tell me.
01:14:03Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:05That'd be me.
01:14:08You're a lucky man.
01:14:09I know.
01:14:14How long is he going to be here?
01:14:17I'll protect you.
01:14:19And look at here.
01:14:21The happy little couple.
01:14:23From wholemates to soulmates.
01:14:26Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:33Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:36Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:40Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:14:42What bet?
01:14:45What bet?
01:14:46I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:14:54That's not true.
01:14:56Yeah, it is.
01:14:57I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:02You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:03I don't want to hear it.
01:15:10Yeah.
01:15:11I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:15Hmm?
01:15:16I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:20I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:15:22I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:26Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:32Chicks, dude.
01:15:32I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that in front of a special guest.
01:15:39I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:43You're pathetic.
01:15:45B.
01:15:47Whatever, dude.
01:15:51What were you thinking?
01:15:53That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:56I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:15:59You're a sexy girl.
01:16:03You could have a lot of fun.
01:16:05I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:07Then make time.
01:16:09There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:10The boys share their toys.
01:16:14And I want to play with you.
01:16:16I don't want to be played with.
01:16:18If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:22The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:26Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:29What do I have to do?
01:16:33Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:38In your dreams, Perv.
01:16:44Mia.
01:16:46You know where Jules is?
01:16:47Ugh.
01:16:48You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:50Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:53Mia.
01:16:54A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:57Get it through your head.
01:16:58I want to be with Jules.
01:17:00Why do you like her so much?
01:17:02I don't like her.
01:17:06I love her.
01:17:09You know.
01:17:11I feel sorry for you.
01:17:12For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:14You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:16Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:17I found your girlfriend.
01:17:32If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:17:36Yes.
01:17:37And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:39We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:46Wait.
01:17:46Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:50Damn.
01:17:51You were great.
01:17:53Just one kiss.
01:17:54That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:18:05Don't play hard to get!
01:18:06Get off of her.
01:18:18Get off of her.
01:18:20Let me have my fun.
01:18:22Then you can take your turn.
01:18:23If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:25You wouldn't dare.
01:18:26You little shit.
01:18:30You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:34Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:42You want to mess with me?
01:18:43You want to mess with me?
01:18:44Well, yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:50You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:56How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:14Don't lie to me.
01:19:15I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:20I didn't kiss him.
01:19:21But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:19:36Tell him you love him.
01:19:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:50You're fired.
01:19:51Get out of my house.
01:20:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:13You never belonged with us.
01:20:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:20:18I played you, and I won.
01:20:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:26Oh, honey.
01:20:27This has everything to do with me.
01:20:30I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah, and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:45You thought you were better than me, but I always win.
01:20:55All I fucking do is win.
01:20:59A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:05Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:18It's too late.
01:21:19Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:28Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:32That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:35You lose everything.
01:21:36Can I help you?
01:21:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:54My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:59I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:22:04Getting anything?
01:22:05I have a big tip for you.
01:22:17Seriously?
01:22:19Smile more.
01:22:28This money feels dirty.
01:22:30I never want to see this check again.
01:22:35Miss me?
01:22:49Miss me?
01:22:56Get lost.
01:22:57I deserve that.
01:23:01Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:23:03And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:10Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:12Yeah.
01:23:14This morning, I bought it.
01:23:17You bought my house from under us?
01:23:19Look at the name on the title.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25You put it under my name.
01:23:28It's yours, Jules.
01:23:29It's all yours.
01:23:32But...
01:23:32I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:37Another condition?
01:23:39What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:42Sleep with your boss?
01:23:43Drug your mom?
01:23:44No.
01:23:47But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:23:50...tonight.
01:23:50Get it at 8 p.m.
01:23:59And I want you to wear this.
01:24:00What are you doing here?
01:24:15Noah told me to come.
01:24:17Really?
01:24:18Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:20Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:22Oh.
01:24:25He's proposing to you?
01:24:27When did you two get back together?
01:24:30Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:32But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:35And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:39I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:24:43Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:48Mia!
01:24:49Jules!
01:24:50I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:24:52Why did you invite me here?
01:24:54To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:56Propose?
01:24:58Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:00Oh, please.
01:25:01The big question.
01:25:04Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:07Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:11Uh, how did you know about that?
01:25:15Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:17And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:25:20You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:25:23Okay.
01:25:26Fine.
01:25:27Yeah.
01:25:28I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:31But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:35What are you going to do?
01:25:36Arrest me?
01:25:37Actually, that's my job.
01:25:38Oh, hi.
01:25:39Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:42What?
01:25:42You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:44These are not what they're for.
01:25:46Call my dad!
01:25:47Oh, daddy!
01:25:49Bye, Mia.
01:25:49If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:25:57That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:03Everybody!
01:26:05What is he doing?
01:26:10I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:15And here are my secrets.
01:26:21I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:23I do.
01:26:25And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:32And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:26:34Noah, what are you doing?
01:26:36You look like a crazy person.
01:26:37And I have one more secret.
01:26:38Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:48And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:50Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:52I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:27:01Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:04I didn't.
01:27:05I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:07Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:19Of course I do.
01:27:21Now, let's party.
01:27:23Let's party.