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00:01I'm never gonna get used to saying the word fiancé.
00:04Hi, lady.
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:07No.
00:08Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, you call me.
00:11I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:13If I do it, you can do it.
00:15I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:17Would anyone like to share their work?
00:19Yes, Katie?
00:20Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:22I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:25If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:35Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:37Yeah.
00:38This is Steven DiMarco, your new TA.
00:40I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:43Diana kind of told me off.
00:44Diana did?
00:45I need to tell you something.
00:46I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:48You haven't told anyone about this.
00:50Of course not.
00:51If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:53I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:57I've never gotten asleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:00Okay, I'll work on that.
01:02Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:07I knew you were fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:10Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from a car wreck from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:19with his feet on the air, your head on the ground.
01:41Yeah, you're hitting it all on the ground.
01:46Try this trick and spin it.
01:50Yeah.
01:52You're going to collapse if there's nothing in it.
01:56And you'll ask yourself, where is my mind?
02:01Where is my mind?
02:03There is my mind.
02:11Hey.
02:24Oh, hey.
02:26God, this printer.
02:28I swear this is a psych-and-pocky social experiment.
02:30It keeps saying it's printing and nothing is happening.
02:33Oh, here, look.
02:35Let me try.
02:36I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:41So, Ridley said that you talked to him about getting the football team to leave me alone.
02:52Yeah, I did.
02:55Thanks.
02:57It's nice of you.
03:01Those fucking boys were too old to keep being such a piece of shit.
03:07What?
03:07No, no, no.
03:08Yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more mature like us?
03:27Yeah.
03:33And I think we're very mature.
03:36Next week, we'll be getting into the first-person pieces, so make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:48Well, that's all for today, and happy Halloween.
03:55I gotta run.
03:56I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
03:57I'll see you later.
03:58I'll see you later.
03:59Bye.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy, can I talk to you quickly?
04:08Yeah.
04:08Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:18I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:23Yeah.
04:23But when I tried to add you, I was enabled you to your GPA.
04:26A minimum of 3.2 is required, and you are a 3.0.
04:30No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:33My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:35Apparently, there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:38I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:41What an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:45Fuck.
04:46I did not know that.
04:49So why did you drop the class?
04:51My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:53He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:55I don't know.
04:55I don't know.
04:56Should I talk to someone about this?
04:58No.
04:59No, no, no.
04:59It would just make it worse.
05:00If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes, this isn't okay.
05:04No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:07He's not dangerous.
05:08He's just a fucking asshole.
05:10Are you sure?
05:11Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:15This is so frustrating.
05:17This is so frustrating.
05:18I've worked so hard this semester.
05:22All right.
05:23Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:26I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:30That would be amazing.
05:34So any fun Halloween plans?
05:36Yeah.
05:36Yeah, my friend's coming to visit.
05:38I'm going to go meet her now, actually.
05:40What about you?
05:42No.
05:43No plans for me at all.
05:45My husband is actually out of town this weekend, so I have all the house for myself, which I don't mind.
05:51Lucy!
05:52Yes!
05:53Oh, my God!
05:53I missed you so much!
06:07I missed you, too!
06:08Oh, great!
06:09I am so excited.
06:10No, you have no idea.
06:11Thank God you're here.
06:12I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:14Why?
06:14That class I dropped because of Steven fucked with my GPA.
06:17They're counting it as a zero.
06:19How does he still manage to ruin things, even when you're not with him anymore?
06:22I don't know.
06:23I'm just trying not to focus on it.
06:25He would be so happy if he knew.
06:27I really hope we run into him this weekend.
06:29I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:33I'm just trying to avoid that, okay?
06:35Come here.
06:37Oh.
06:38I'm so happy you're here.
06:55Brie?
06:57Lydia's here.
06:58Oh, my God!
06:59Hi!
07:00So nice to meet you.
07:02I have heard so much about you.
07:04What are you packing for?
07:05Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last-minute weekend thing.
07:11I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:13Oh, it's okay.
07:13Next time.
07:15I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:17Take this and I'll be there in a second.
07:19Bye.
07:26Your foster sister?
07:29Okay.
07:31Oliver is surprising me.
07:33He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:36I just, I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:40No, that, I, that's, that's so nice.
07:44Please don't hate me.
07:46The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer, and it's probably because he felt guilty.
07:51No, you should, you should go and have fun.
07:57Thanks.
07:58Yeah.
07:59This is the first time we get to spend all weekend together.
08:02Wow.
08:04Can you cover for me with Peppa?
08:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
08:16You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:19Yeah, she's at my place half the time, anyway.
08:22Why do you look constipated?
08:24Because they're posting the LSAT scores today and the website's not fucking loading.
08:32I'm surprised mom likes Diana so much.
08:35Why?
08:36She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:38Holy shit.
08:43Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:44I got a 174.
08:46Is that good or bad?
08:47It's really good.
08:48Diana.
08:49Hi.
08:50Oh, I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:53Did you check yours?
08:53Did you, did you do okay?
08:55Very okay.
08:57Yes.
08:59Come here.
09:00Okay.
09:01Holy shit.
09:03Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:05I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:07Ah, yes, come on.
09:10Wait, Steven.
09:12My LSAT was not good.
09:15Yeah, funny.
09:16It isn't a joke.
09:16I barely broke 150.
09:18I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie and ruin the mood.
09:22Wait, what?
09:25How is that even possible?
09:26I don't know.
09:27I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:30But you said you feel good.
09:31I did.
09:32I...
09:37What does this mean for law school?
09:40I probably can't apply this year.
09:42No.
09:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:46We're supposed to go together.
09:48And live together.
09:49I know.
09:50It's...
09:50It's a fucking disaster.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:55Let's deal with it after Sadie leaves.
10:02Please.
10:09Can I have a second help you with?
10:10You can just pop it down there.
10:12Oh, and, uh, thank you.
10:15So, what do you think?
10:27Is it nice?
10:29I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:33I can't believe you did this.
10:35You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:37Yeah.
10:45All right.
10:47What sort of wine do you want?
10:50There's a bar.
10:52Downstairs.
10:54Or we could stay in the room.
10:57I'm fine with whatever.
11:01Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress
11:03just to stay up in the room.
11:08Oh, Jesus.
11:10Okay, go.
11:11Get it straight.
11:13No!
11:14You killed him.
11:16Oh.
11:17He's dead.
11:17How can it be dead?
11:18It's...
11:19It's just beer.
11:21Are they always this gross?
11:22Or they're always that gross?
11:25Leo.
11:26Disgusting.
11:26Did I ever tell you about the time
11:28that, um, Lucy shit her pants on Halloween?
11:31Lydia!
11:32What the fuck?
11:33I was 12.
11:34Ow!
11:34It's food poisoning.
11:36Okay.
11:36That is...
11:37You bitch!
11:38You were 15.
11:39I was 12.
11:40And it was...
11:41It's sad, actually.
11:42Leo, get her off me!
11:45Get her off!
11:46It's okay.
11:49You know, I actually really like you, Leo.
11:52You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's that I approve of.
11:55Okay, let's not dwell on the past, guys.
11:58Except the part where you shit yourself.
12:00Right, right.
12:01Let's dwell on that.
12:02Yes, so Lucy's shitting your pants.
12:05Oh, it's a sophomore double?
12:07Oh, it's tiny.
12:09Hey!
12:10Chris!
12:11Hi!
12:11Hey!
12:13Hi!
12:15What's up?
12:16Hey, man.
12:17Hey, Lydia said you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:20Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:22Lady Gaga?
12:23Yeah.
12:26Shots.
12:28Do you want a drink?
12:29I would love it.
12:31I swear Lydia didn't tell me he was coming tonight.
12:35Are you, what do you want to do?
12:36We can, we can ditch them.
12:37We can say we're not feeling well.
12:39Stop, stop.
12:40Okay, I'm fine.
12:42Lady's your best friend.
12:43We're not gonna ditch her just because her brother's a creep.
12:46Are you sure?
12:47Yes!
12:47Stop.
12:48Okay.
12:49Shots!
12:51Backgrounds.
12:52Hey!
12:53Hey!
12:53Hey!
12:53Hey!
13:05You are gonna regret those shoes.
13:07They have a thick heel hole.
13:09Cause you're moccasins!
13:10Hey, guys!
13:11Sadie!
13:12Hi!
13:13Ow!
13:14Hi!
13:15Nice effort.
13:16Oh, thanks.
13:16Yeah, I was gonna go all out like you, and I remember I don't give a shit.
13:20I'm gonna go get more drinks.
13:22Okay.
13:25Oh, my.
13:26Wow, she kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:33Is that your girlfriend?
13:34No, we're just hanging up.
13:36Is that what Molly thinks?
13:38I think so.
13:40What?
13:41Well, let's see.
13:43You've been sleeping together for weeks, and you make her breakfast every time she stays over.
13:48You make her breakfast?
13:49Yeah, why is that bad?
13:50Not bad.
13:51Just stupid.
13:52Unless you want a girlfriend.
13:53I don't want a girlfriend.
13:54Okay, well, then it's, uh, it's stupid.
13:57Oh, no, that poor girl.
13:59Yeah, it's very cruel.
14:01You know what's funny?
14:02Evan has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:05Yeah, I'm thrilled.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Whatever, fuck both of you.
14:08Fuck both of you.
14:10Fuck you.
14:19Oh, shit, Max!
14:20Oh, boy, yeah!
14:22Oh, boy, yeah!
14:22Oh, boy, yeah!
14:24Oh, boy, yeah!
14:25Oh, boy, yeah!
14:26Oh, boy, yeah!
14:26Oh, boy, yeah!
14:27Oh, boy, yeah!
14:28Oh, boy, yeah!
14:29Oh, boy, yeah!
14:30Oh, boy, yeah!
14:30All right, you got beer?
14:32All right, I can't hear it.
14:34This is...
14:34You okay?
14:35You okay?
14:35Yeah.
14:35All right, Pippa?
14:37There you go.
14:38All right.
14:39Cheers!
14:39Cheers!
14:44Do you not like beer?
14:46I'm just, like, not really in the mood.
14:48What?
14:48It's Halloween!
14:49Yeah, you want me to make you something else?
14:51No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa crush some beers.
14:54Okay, I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:57I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
15:19Oh, my God, it doesn't even look like you.
15:24Stop being so obvious.
15:27You're gonna get me in trouble.
15:28The irony of that statement.
15:35Cheers.
15:37Cheers.
15:42I like it here.
15:43Yeah?
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:45You know, in a perfect world, I'll take you out all the time.
15:49Show you off.
15:53Where does Marianne think you are?
15:56Visiting an old friend in the city.
16:00It's weird.
16:02What is?
16:03I love everything that we do together.
16:07But you have this whole of the life that I don't know anything about.
16:14I'm not really allowed to ask.
16:16You're allowed to ask.
16:20About Marianne?
16:23All right.
16:27When you first met,
16:29did you like her right away?
16:34I did.
16:35Yes.
16:35How did you propose?
16:41We just finished dinner.
16:43So you had a ring?
16:45Of course.
16:46Do you have fun with her?
16:48I do.
16:49Yeah, I mean, not all the time, but we have fun.
16:52What about your first wife?
16:55What was she like?
16:58Don't really talk about that.
17:03How are you not freezing?
17:07Here.
17:07Your friends missing you?
17:18No.
17:20I do feel kind of bad about Lucy, though.
17:23We had made plans.
17:25But do you know how excited I was for this?
17:29You told her you were with me?
17:36Um.
17:37Yeah.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:39It slipped out accidentally.
17:44She would never say anything.
17:46She's in my wife's class with you,
17:48and from what you've told me,
17:49she doesn't sound too solid.
17:51Solid?
17:52Trustworthy.
17:53No, she's...
17:54She's fine.
17:56I swear it's not an issue.
17:58Not an issue?
18:01Okay, that...
18:02That sounded dumb.
18:04I...
18:04I mean, she's...
18:06She's not going to make it an issue.
18:08You know what a big risk I'm taking,
18:10being here with you.
18:11This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
18:14You can trust me.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:17Please don't be mad at me.
18:19I don't have anyone to talk to about us,
18:21and...
18:22I just...
18:24I blurted it out like an idiot,
18:26because...
18:27Because I was so happy.
18:35I'm not mad.
18:38Let's go back to the room.
18:40Yeah.
18:40Uh, can we get the check, please?
18:47Next time, take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
18:54Look, come on.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:44Steven DeMarco?
19:45I can't believe this.
19:46I am, like, so starstruck right now.
19:49Do I know you?
19:50I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:53Honestly, after everything Lucy said about you,
19:57being a cheating sociopath who terrorizes girls,
20:00I just thought you might at least be better looking.
20:04But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:12Steven, what did you do?
20:14Nothing.
20:16I don't know that girl.
20:17But you dated her friend.
20:19For, like, a second.
20:20There was nothing.
20:21And then Diana and I worked things out,
20:23got back together.
20:24And this girl, she had a nervous breakdown.
20:27What was her name?
20:29Her name was Lucy.
20:32Was he really bad?
20:34Um, no.
20:35He tried to end things nicely.
20:40Lucy basically stalked him.
20:43Let's move on, shall we?
20:45Okay.
20:46Okay.
20:47Relax.
20:56Ew!
20:57What?
20:58I just terrify Steven.
21:01Wait, what?
21:02No, what did you do?
21:03Oh, no.
21:04He was just sitting there with, like, his stupid face.
21:06And I couldn't help myself.
21:07I reamed him out.
21:08No, no.
21:09Lydia, no.
21:10Why did you do that?
21:11I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:13Okay.
21:14You literally sucker punched my ex-boyfriend last Christmas.
21:16It's the least I could do.
21:17Oh.
21:18Sucker punch?
21:19Lydia, I'll tell you later.
21:21Lydia, I love you.
21:22But please just drop the Steven stuff, okay?
21:24I just want to have a good night.
21:26Okay.
21:27Okay?
21:28Okay.
21:29Woo!
21:30Make some room.
21:31Whoa!
21:32Oh.
21:33Oh.
21:34Oh.
21:35Just fell right into place.
21:36Come on now.
21:44Hey.
21:46Hey.
21:47So, um, I saw another Lady Gaga over there.
21:53You want me to have her killed?
21:55Yeah, only if she's hotter than me.
21:58Otherwise, I suppose she could live.
22:01Are you having fun?
22:04Not really.
22:05Are you going to open that?
22:07I thought they would be intimidating, but they're just incapacitating.
22:12Let me dip.
22:20Are your feet hurting yet?
22:22Okay.
22:23Fine.
22:24Fine.
22:25Can you just go back to the dorm and get some sneakers, please?
22:27Please?
22:28For me, please?
22:29Right now?
22:30Mm-hmm.
22:31Hey, I'll go with you.
22:33Yeah, let's do it.
22:34Come on, let's do it.
22:35Come on.
22:36Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:37All right.
22:38I gotta tell Diana.
22:39Hey, Diana!
22:40Umm, I should go.
22:41We'll see you later.
22:42Oh, my God.
22:43Oh, my God.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:45Oh, my God.
22:46Oh, my God.
22:47Oh, my God.
22:48Do you want to get out of here?
23:11This party sucks.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Let's go.
23:23You know, it's funny seeing Sadie at a party.
23:30She's still 13 years old in my head.
23:32I know.
23:32It's weird thinking about her at boarding school, living on her own.
23:36I'm just glad she's not at home with my mom anymore.
23:40Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:42She cut me off last semester.
23:44So that job with Diana's dad, that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:49Damn, man.
23:49I'm sorry.
23:50I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:51She is who she is.
23:52I have no idea how Sadie turned out so great after the house we grew up in.
23:59What?
24:01What?
24:01What?
24:02No, it's just that I've always said the same thing about Bree.
24:10I'm trying to think of a good response, but it's not fun giving you shit.
24:14You look so despondent.
24:16I don't know, man.
24:18I just feel like that's why I can't date Molly right now.
24:23You know, I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
24:25Yeah.
24:26It's okay.
24:28You can be casual after a breakup.
24:30That's very normal.
24:31I'm just trying to be nice.
24:33You know, and cooking a girl breakfast is the polite thing to do, I thought.
24:37But if you worry so much about being the nice guy all the time, you're going to end up being a bigger dick.
24:45Look at me.
24:47I'm way too nice to everyone.
24:53Let's go.
24:54Let's get back to the party.
24:55Come on.
24:56No, I think I'm going to head home.
25:00All right.
25:01I will tell Molly you are very sick.
25:05Appreciate it, man.
25:07So, what?
25:11You weren't having fun with your boys?
25:14I don't know.
25:16I feel like everything, everything is boring me.
25:22Like even helping out with the team.
25:24I don't care.
25:26Well, on the bright side, in just a few months you'll graduate.
25:30Yeah, but then what the fuck am I going to do?
25:32I didn't plan anything.
25:33I'm not, I never had time to do it before.
25:37I keep wanting to reach out to Drew, but I feel like I'm, I'm being overbearing.
25:41And, uh, Stephen mentioned I should probably just wait.
25:46Let him reach out to me.
25:47Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:50If you want to talk to Drew, just call him.
25:54Hmm.
25:54What, what are you doing with those?
26:01I'm, uh, I'm waiting out the pink ones because you hate them.
26:05I don't actually hate the pink ones.
26:06No one hates the pink ones.
26:08You told me that you hate them.
26:08Yeah, because you like them and I was trying to be generous.
26:12That's crazy.
26:14So I've just been sitting here having all the pink ones and you've been sitting there in misery?
26:17I, I was trying to be a low maintenance girlfriend.
26:21Well, this ends tonight.
26:24Oh, whoa.
26:25I'm sorry.
26:27Stop.
26:28You know, you don't need to make shit up for my sake.
26:33Nah, you shouldn't be too flattered.
26:34I mean, I, I kind of do it with everyone, so.
26:37Give me more examples.
26:38Oh my God, there's like a million.
26:40I.
26:41Come on, let's hear them.
26:43Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:45They were kind of extremely painful.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:49And I hate watching football or any sport.
26:56Really?
26:56It's so boring.
27:03And?
27:06What?
27:08Okay.
27:10You know when we had sex?
27:13Oh, shit.
27:14Yeah?
27:16I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:19Uh, how many?
27:22Like all of them.
27:24Like every single one.
27:26Jesus, what?
27:29Oh!
27:31Really, it's not you.
27:32I've never come with anyone.
27:34I'm, I'm just like, I'm way too in my head.
27:37I'm like, I'm thinking about if my tits look weird or if I'm making this stupid face.
27:43This is still very bad news for me.
27:45Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:48Have you?
27:49Of course.
27:51Hey, um, would you sleep here tonight?
28:02Tonight.
28:02I just really hate being in here alone and I haven't really been sleeping very well.
28:11Yeah, sure.
28:14But you didn't answer my question.
28:15Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:17Nope.
28:23So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:26Sounds like you've been a complete fucking disaster without me.
28:29Oh my God, you're so annoying.
28:31I'm stealing this.
28:32Happy Halloween.
28:43Hey.
28:44Hi.
28:44Hi.
28:45I haven't seen Pippa.
28:46Have you seen her?
28:47Oh, I saw her leave a while ago.
28:49Wait, really?
28:49I would have walked back with her.
28:51I'm sure she got home.
28:52She's a big girl.
28:53I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:55It's not really the point.
28:56Is Pippa fun?
28:58She seems serious.
29:00What?
29:01Yeah, Pippa's amazing.
29:03She's one of the best people I know.
29:04Yeah, I think she's great.
29:08Hey.
29:11I'm not trying to start anything, but my brother's actually a really good person.
29:16Oh, okay.
29:18Who's your brother?
29:19Steven.
29:21Oh my God.
29:23Steven has a sister?
29:25I'm not doing this.
29:26Okay, why doesn't Lucy tell you what kind of guy your brother is?
29:29It sounds like he tried to be nice, and she kind of stalked him.
29:33Stalked him?
29:35Sadie, come on.
29:36Yes, please.
29:37Take the rabid child away.
29:38Wait, no, no.
29:38Actually, wait.
29:38Hold on, hold on.
29:39Come here.
29:39I'm actually curious about this.
29:41That's what your brother told you?
29:43That I stalked him?
29:44The night was the first time I even heard him say your name.
29:48That's even more fucked up because we were in a relationship for a whole school year.
29:53I was his girlfriend, okay?
29:56And he treated me horribly because that's what he does.
29:59He lies and he manipulates, and I know he's your brother.
30:02I know you love him, but he's a very bad person.
30:05And someday you're going to wake up and you're going to see him for who he is, and it's going
30:09to be a really sad day for you.
30:10I think you might have just traumatized that 12-year-old.
30:39Morning.
30:40These are really good.
30:45Thanks.
30:46It's a shitty camera.
30:49I'm saving for a better one.
30:52You should really pursue this.
30:55You're talented.
31:05I'm sorry.
31:06I got agitated last night.
31:08That's okay.
31:10Can we make up?
31:13Please.
31:13Please.
31:24Fuck.
31:25I just want you all the time.
31:29Let me order breakfast, so I'll be here when we're ready for it, yeah?
31:32Mm-hmm.
31:33Mm-hmm.
31:34Mm-hmm.
31:45Hey, could I get...
31:47Pancakes?
31:49One order of pancakes, please.
31:52Scrambled eggs and a pitcher of mimosas, please.
32:01What?
32:02Look, you're just so comfortable being so naked all over the place.
32:07I've noticed you've been covering up a bit this weekend.
32:11Well, don't laugh, okay?
32:15But this weekend was so last minute that I didn't have time to do a whole rooming routine.
32:26Well, it still looks good to me.
32:31You don't need to do all that, though.
32:34Getting rid of everything, it looks a bit prepubescent.
32:37Yeah, well, I'll definitely stop, then.
32:49Okay, just a thought.
32:55Is there anything else that you'd like for me to do?
33:01No.
33:02No, I just meant that you don't need to worry so much about it.
33:07By the time you're my age, you won't care about your little body hair.
33:16Well...
33:16It's too bad we won't know each other by then.
33:21Why wouldn't we?
33:22And your fingers are so huge.
33:38And your fingers are so huge.
33:41I'm sorry.
33:42Why would you do this now?
33:43I don't know each other.
33:44Or the other one.
33:45Or the other one.
33:46Why would you like it?
33:47I'd love you.
33:49You know all four hours in the morning.
33:50Go and watch this work.
33:50Maybe I'm sorry.
33:51What's so huge?
33:51I'm sorry.
33:52Why are you doing this now?
33:53I feel like I'm sorry.
33:54I feel like I'm sorry.
33:55Mm-hmm.
33:56I feel like I'm sorry.
33:57But I know you're this now.
33:59I feel like I'm sorry.
34:00Good love you.
34:00I know each other guy.
34:01But I don't know each other.
34:02What?
34:03Well, like, I feel like I'm sorry if I didn't need to fall.
34:03No, I know each other guy.
34:04Hey, Lucy.
34:24Hi.
34:26Wrigley?
34:27Goodbye, Lucy.
34:31Hi.
34:33Hi.
34:34We're not fucking.
34:37I swear.
34:37I didn't say anything.
34:41We're just friends.
34:42It's nice.
34:45Okay.
34:46Good.
34:46I'm happy for you.
34:48I love Wrigley.
34:50Really?
34:53Lydia and I are going to go grab some breakfast.
34:55You want to come?
34:56Yes.
34:56Yes.
34:59I need shoes.
35:01I need shoes.
35:04Okay.
35:08What?
35:10Hey, let me call you right back.
35:12Don't worry.
35:14Hey, you okay?
35:15What's going on?
35:15Do you guys know this girl?
35:18Oh, yeah.
35:19That's the girl who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:22Katie.
35:23Yeah, she's kind of weird.
35:25I knew it.
35:26She's crazy.
35:27Okay, she hooked up with my brother and then sent some insane email to her entire sorority
35:32stating that he basically raped her or something.
35:36She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
35:38When did this happen?
35:41I guess last week, but she sent the email today.
35:45I mean, I'm sorry, but Chris is, like, objectively good-looking.
35:48I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:50Lydia, come on.
35:51Well, I'm sorry.
35:52I'm pissed, okay?
35:53You said yourself this girl is crazy.
35:54No, no.
35:55I didn't say she was crazy.
35:57And I think maybe we should find out some more details before we start calling her that.
36:00More details?
36:01I'm just saying it's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
36:04You were not there.
36:04You're talking about my brother.
36:06I know, but just because he's your brother doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck up.
36:12So you're calling him a rapist?
36:13No, that's...
36:14Then what are you calling him?
36:15I'm going to let you guys talk, okay?
36:20You've known Chris his entire life.
36:21You know he would never do anything like this.
36:22Lydia, we weren't there.
36:29I'm sorry.
36:30I know that's not what you want me to say.
36:34Okay.
36:35Um, I'm going to go get a coffee and, like, breathe for a second because you're really
36:40freaking me out right now.
36:41Lydia.
36:42Yeah.
36:49Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
36:52Uh, yeah.
36:54He's really upset with me.
36:56You're going to want to retake that as soon as possible.
36:57Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
36:59I can't just retake it.
37:02Steven, I barely made 150.
37:05I'm clearly not ready.
37:07I'm not going to humiliate myself by failing a second time.
37:11So what's your plan?
37:13Study.
37:15And retake it next year.
37:18Apply to law school then.
37:19That's crazy.
37:20It's what my dad said I should do.
37:22I think he wants me to learn a lesson or something.
37:25I feel like this is the first time I've ever really disappointed him.
37:30I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:33What do you mean?
37:35Just helping you with Yale.
37:38You were kind of a package deal.
37:41Unless you decide to wait with me.
37:44Oh, my God.
37:53What?
37:56Just, uh, just an email that went out to the whole sorority this morning.
38:02Hey.
38:03Where were you last night?
38:06Uh, slept at Pippa's.
38:09You joking?
38:11I just fell asleep over there.
38:12We didn't hook up or anything.
38:14Why, why, why would you hang out with a girl who ruined your brother's life
38:18if you're not even getting laid?
38:21Why do you care?
38:24If I feel okay about it, so should you.
38:27Right?
38:29I don't, I don't care.
38:31Well, I'm good.
38:33I'm going to shower.
38:39They had no vanilla syrup left, so
38:41now I have to drink coffee that actually tastes like coffee.
38:45Thanks.
38:49Last night was fun.
38:52That Lucy girl is crazy, though.
38:55You were right.
38:56When did you meet Lucy?
38:58When you went to get my shoes.
38:59She kind of lost her shit at me.
39:01Yeah, yeah.
39:02Lucy got a little dramatic, but I, I, I pulled Sadie away.
39:06What did she say to you?
39:08That you're a liar and a manipulator, and someday I'm going to find out what a bad person you are.
39:17It's, it's, it's fine.
39:19It's not like I believe her.
39:20It's not like I believe her.
39:20It's not like I believe her.
39:49Hey, thanks for your little speech.
40:16That was, that was cute.
40:17You're welcome.
40:18Hey, I, I, I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
40:23That's what she does.
40:25She makes everyone but herself out to be the bad guy.
40:27Even you.
40:28Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.
40:29I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:30Oh, I know, I know, I know.
40:31She told me.
40:32What else did she say?
40:34She said that your biggest goal in life was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:38You lost your virginity when you were only 14, which in Lucy's opinion was really gross.
40:42You think you're this rebel because you smoke weed at your dad's country club?
40:46But actually, you're a total conformist.
40:50You're going to end up just like your mom.
40:51I don't know your mom, obviously, but I think she meant that as a negative.
40:55And oh, and yeah, she, she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:58Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one that's jealous.
41:00She, she never told me how hot you are.
41:04She, she, she, she.
41:32Jesus.
42:01Hey.
42:03Hey, I really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:07Obviously, Chris is your brother and you're going to stand up for him.
42:10And I should not have said anything.
42:12And I'm sorry.
42:15You know I love you.
42:17Do you?
42:18Because I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
42:22About what?
42:23This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:26Like how you think I'm a conformist who's going to end up like my mom.
42:31And he knew about me losing my virginity at 14.
42:35I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:37It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:39This is what he does.
42:40This is what he does.
42:41He twists shit all the time.
42:42He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I have ever heard in my life.
42:46He's pissed that I said stuff to his sister and he won't say anything to hurt me right now.
42:56You believe me over him, right?
42:59Yeah.
43:00Yeah, I do.
43:01It's just been a weird weekend, so...
43:04I don't know.
43:05I know.
43:06I'm sorry.
43:08We can still grab some breakfast.
43:10I still have to pack.
43:11My train's coming at noon.
43:13Yeah, okay.
43:17You know I love you, right?
43:20I know.
43:21I know.
43:22I love you too.
43:23I'm here.
43:51I know.
43:52Amazing.
43:54I know.
43:56I know.
43:59You're late.
44:01You must have to be late.
44:03It's not to be late.
44:04I have to lose my husband, son of a day.
44:05You've been late.
44:07I hope you've been back in my life.
44:08I'm not was...
44:10I Well...
44:14it's white.
44:16Hell, I know.
44:17Oh, what? So you talked shit to my sister last night, and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone?
44:31I knew you were pathetic, but I didn't realize you were still quite this desperate to get my attention.
44:35Do you wonder why I got tired of fucking you, Lucy?
44:52It's not because you're crazy. It's because you are so completely forgettable.
44:58No matter how hard you try to make yourself even marginally interesting, you cannot, you can't fucking do it, Lucy,
45:04because you're just a pointless fucking cunt.
45:08You do not understand the full context.
45:10She's been bothering me for months, and the fact that she spoke to you, and I lost it.
45:20Hey, please, please, can you say something? Just say something.
45:23Just, just say something.
45:26It's just, you sounded like Mom.
45:28Don't say that. I am nothing like her. You know that.
45:34Hey, I'm sorry.
45:40I have never spoken to anyone like that before.
45:45Sadie, Sadie, hey.
45:47Please, please.
45:49Please, say something. Say something. Come on.
45:53Please.
45:54It's okay.
45:57It's fine.
45:58I'm just, I'm just tired.
45:59It's fine.
46:06It's fine.
46:08It wasn't.
46:24It's fine.
46:25It's fine.
46:25I'm going to miss having you all to myself.
46:47This was the best time I've ever had.
46:52We should do it again soon.
46:55Let's help you seem nervous.
47:19Things are just a little bit weird with Lydia.
47:22I don't know.
47:24And I'm worried about Pippa.
47:27She's going through some stuff that's not my story to tell.
47:32That's okay.
47:33You don't have to tell me.
47:33I wasn't a very good friend last year.
47:40Every time I think about it, it just makes me very anxious.
47:47I don't know.
47:47I just feel all this pressure to make up for it or something.
47:51You've got to be easy on yourself.
47:57I don't think you would have liked me if you met me last year.
48:01Do you think that has something to do with your violent past?
48:05Oh, my God.
48:09I was hoping you'd forget that.
48:12It's so annoying.
48:14It is the only thing I keep thinking about.
48:18I just, I cannot get over the hypocrisy.
48:21Okay.
48:22In my defense, I did it for Lydia and he fucking deserved it.
48:25Okay.
48:25I do need to see your technique immediately, though.
48:29Come on.
48:30One punch.
48:32One, please.
48:34You're rubbing up.
48:37Oh.
48:41Poor guy.
48:42Poor guy.
48:43Hey.
48:58Hey.
49:01What are you doing?
49:03What?
49:04Oh.
49:05No, I'm just, I'm just touching up my roots.
49:08Oh.
49:08Yeah.
49:12Actually,
49:12could you look at the back
49:16and let me know if I missed any spots?
49:18Like, I can't see.
49:19Oh, yeah, sure.
49:23Uh, yes.
49:24You, you missed some spots.
49:25Like,
49:26like, like all of them.
49:29What?
49:31No.
49:32Here, I, I can help you.
49:35Really?
49:37Yeah, sure.
49:39Oh.
49:41Oh.
49:42Oh, hey.
49:55Yeah.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:01It was good.
50:02I just went home early.
50:11One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
50:16Katie?
50:22Yeah, I heard.
50:23Just wondering.
50:32Mm-hmm.
50:34What was your plan if I didn't show up at your door just now?
50:41Oh.
50:43Mm.
50:44Mm.
50:45Mm.
50:45Remain blissfully ignorant about how horrible the back of my head looked.
50:49That was it.
50:50Everything changed.
50:53Well, thank God I'm here now.
50:55I think I was blind before I met you.
51:06And I don't know where I am, I don't know where I've been, but I know where I want to go.
51:17And so I thought I'd let you know.
51:22Yeah, these things take forever.
51:24I especially am slow.
51:26But I realized that I need you.
51:31And I wondered if I could come home.