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00:01Leo!
00:02Hey!
00:03That's Becca.
00:04We dated for a minute, but nothing serious.
00:06She cheated on you?
00:07Lucy!
00:08I missed you so much!
00:10I'm so excited.
00:11Do you guys know this girl?
00:12She hooked up with my brother.
00:13She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
00:15It's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
00:17You were not there.
00:18One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
00:20Pippa!
00:21It's like you don't listen to me.
00:22I'm having sex with Marianne's husband all over.
00:25Pippa doesn't know.
00:26Your friend's missing you.
00:27I do feel kind of bad about Lucy.
00:29I told her you were with me.
00:30This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
00:32You can trust me.
00:33Is that your girlfriend?
00:34No, we're just hanging up.
00:35Is that what Molly thinks?
00:37I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
00:39See you wrong.
00:40Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
00:42Yeah, he's really upset with me.
00:44You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
00:46After everything Lucy said about you, I just thought you might at least be better looking.
00:51I know he's your brother, but he's a very bad person.
00:54What did she say to you?
00:55Someday I'm gonna find out what a bad person you are.
00:57Hey, I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
01:00I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
01:03He twists shit all the time.
01:04He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I've ever heard in my life.
01:07You talked shit to my sister last night and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone.
01:11You're just a pointless fucking cunt.
01:13Listen to me. I'm getting married tomorrow.
01:24I have a chance to be happy, okay? Like genuinely happy.
01:28This is my chance to have a family. To live a life that I don't feel like a fucking visitor in.
01:35So please just, just leave me alone. I wanna feel like a good person again.
01:43Hey.
01:46Hey.
01:47Hey.
01:48Jesus, Bree.
01:49You couldn't do that outside?
01:50I'm, I'm sorry. I just, I didn't want your mom to see me.
01:53I, I told her I quit six months ago.
01:56Well, I'll be a car see you.
01:58I'll be there in a minute.
01:59Alright.
02:01Love it.
02:02Love you.
02:11Take it slow, but it's not typical.
02:15He already knows that my love is fire.
02:20His heart was a stone, but then his plans were on.
02:25Jesus.
02:26So sorry.
02:27Sorry.
02:28You're jumpy tonight.
02:29I, no, I'm just going over all the rides and my duties for tomorrow.
02:34Yeah.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Just.
02:37Hi.
02:38How you doing?
02:39Okay.
02:40You look so pretty.
02:42Hey.
02:43Hi.
02:44How you doing?
02:45Okay.
02:46You look so pretty.
02:48Hey, is, um, is Lydia coming tonight?
02:57No.
02:58She wasn't feeling well.
02:59She's staying at the hotel tonight, but she will be there tomorrow.
03:03Cool.
03:04Good.
03:05Yeah.
03:14Bree?
03:15Did you?
03:16What is she doing here?
03:17Did you invite Diana?
03:19No.
03:20No, I haven't seen her in years.
03:21Hey.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23No.
03:24Are we hallucinating?
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26Hi.
03:27Hi.
03:28Hi.
03:29Hi.
03:30Hi.
03:31Guys.
03:32Meet Diana.
03:33The woman that I've been seeing.
03:34Hi.
03:35Wow.
03:36Wow.
03:37Thank you so much for coming.
03:39Congrats.
03:40Congrats.
03:41I hope this is okay.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Yeah.
03:44It's great.
03:45Lucy, you're looking well.
03:46Yeah, you, yeah.
03:47So are you.
03:48So, I'm gonna go find our table and let you guys really enjoy it.
03:50Oh, my God.
03:51Hi.
03:52Hi.
03:53Hi.
03:54Hi.
03:55Guys, meet Diana, the woman that I've been seeing.
03:56Hi.
03:57Wow.
03:58Wow.
03:59Thank you so much for coming.
04:01Congrats.
04:02I hope this is okay.
04:03Yeah.
04:04It's great.
04:05Lucy, you're looking well.
04:06Yeah, you, yeah.
04:07So are you.
04:08So, I'm gonna go find our table and let you guys really interrogate Pippa.
04:12Okay.
04:19Uh, how?
04:20How long?
04:21Can you guys just be cool about this?
04:22Things are good with her.
04:24Like, like, really good.
04:29Yeah, okay.
04:30Okay.
04:31Obviously, if you're happy, then we're happy.
04:34This is just...
04:35So weird.
04:36Yeah.
04:37I know.
04:38I know.
04:39I know.
04:44Wait, so, but how long have you two been together?
04:47Depends on who you ask.
04:52I'm gonna be that guy.
04:54Sorry.
04:57During Bree and Evan's relationship, I watched how Evan, who was always the best guy out of any of us, became an even better guy.
05:05Since then, through everything, they have worked to be good to each other.
05:10They've kept making each other better.
05:13I never got how any relationship could be worth so much work, but Evan has always been smarter than me.
05:20He figured out early what makes it worth the effort.
05:25Finding that one person worth changing for.
05:30It took me a lot of false starts and a few big mistakes before I finally found my person worth changing for.
05:35She couldn't be in her night, but please relay how adoring I have been.
05:42No, uh, Evan and Bree, thank you for showing us why it's worth it.
05:49Evan and Bree.
05:50Cheers!
05:51Cheers!
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06:16Cheers!
06:17Cheers!
06:48I think I need some fresh air.
07:18I think I need some fresh air.
07:48I think I need some fresh air.
08:17I think I need some fresh air.
08:19I think I need some fresh air.
08:23I think I need some fresh air.
08:27I think I need some fresh air.
08:33I think I need some fresh air.
08:35I think I need some fresh air.
08:45I think I need some fresh air.
08:51I think I need some fresh air.
08:53I think I need some fresh air.
08:55I think I need some fresh air.
08:57I think I need some fresh air.
08:59I think I need some fresh air.
09:03I'm so relieved.
09:04I'm so relieved.
09:05The idea of spending Thanksgiving with my mom and her boyfriend is just so awkward.
09:11Yeah.
09:19You can answer that if you need to.
09:21That's my mom.
09:22I'll deal with that later.
09:23Hey.
09:24Is everything okay?
09:27Yeah.
09:28It just puts me in a bad mood to talk about it.
09:33It's okay.
09:34It's okay.
09:35If you can get into a bad mood.
09:36I'll just get you back into a good mood.
09:38It's fine.
09:39It's not a big deal.
09:40I mean, I told you that my dad and I don't really get along.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:47So, it's just easier to avoid family stuff.
09:48And my mom.
09:49She's giving me a hard time about it.
09:50She wants me to make peace with him.
09:51Well, maybe that's not a bad thing.
09:52No.
09:53No.
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10:15No.
10:16No.
10:17You don't know my dad.
10:19No, I know.
10:20I'm just saying my dad was not perfect.
10:25That him dying was the worst thing that's ever happened.
10:29And I just don't want you to regret it someday if you don't forgive him.
10:37Look, I'm really sorry about your dad.
10:41But I need you to trust me when I tell you that it's not the same.
10:46Forgiving someone is a totally reasonable suggestion,
10:49but some parents, they don't care if you forgive them or not.
10:57I'm sorry.
10:59I'm sorry, though.
11:01It's none of my business.
11:03I'm sorry.
11:11The drive here was terrible.
11:13If we left any later, we'd have been stuck in bed.
11:15Oh, that would have been horrible.
11:18I better go.
11:20Listen, it's going to be hard to talk.
11:22There's not a lot of privacy here.
11:26I get it.
11:28Have a good Thanksgiving.
11:30I miss you.
11:32I kind of miss you, too.
11:38Thanksgiving dinner's all sold out.
11:40I'm sorry, guys.
11:41I really need to break up with Molly.
11:44See, you say that, but then she comes over and you get all domestic.
11:48I'm worried she thinks we're more than we are, like girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:51Maybe you should be, since you are.
11:54Hey, there's Rhi.
11:56Hmm?
11:56You think we should say hi?
11:57No.
11:59I'm going to go say hi.
12:05Hey, Rhi.
12:07Hey.
12:08How are you?
12:09Hey.
12:10It's been a minute.
12:11Good.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Right now, I'm a little disappointed this Thanksgiving dinner is sold out.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Vodka and ramen in the dorms, it is.
12:19Oh, shit.
12:20That's bleak.
12:21Yeah, well, my Thanksgiving plans have never been that fancy anyway.
12:24You know how I feel about the holidays.
12:25They're always sort of whatever.
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:29Well, at least it's not Taco Bell with that weird neighbor kid, though, right?
12:32Excuse me.
12:33That was one of the best Thanksgivings of my life.
12:36Anyway, I should break it to the girls.
12:38It's good to see you.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Happy Thanksgiving.
12:41Happy Thanksgiving.
12:41Yeah, yeah.
12:42Happy Thanksgiving.
12:42Yeah, happy Thanksgiving.
12:46Dude, she was so nice to me.
12:48I think she wants to hang out.
12:50What?
12:50You got that from that short conversation?
12:52Yeah, I can read her.
12:53All right, I have an idea.
12:55We have Friendsgiving, and we invite her, since we're all stuck here anyways.
12:58It seems like a lot of work for one person.
13:00Well, she needs somewhere to go, and that place can be my house.
13:03Come on, man.
13:04Molly's on her way to Bedford.
13:05It's perfect.
13:07Okay.
13:07Let's do it.
13:10Okay.
13:13You would think that Oliver would be, like, a total food snob, but he loves Doritos.
13:19So he's gone all weekend?
13:21Yeah.
13:21Uh, they're visiting some of Marianne's friends in Vermont.
13:24Hmm.
13:26Probably won't hear from him much.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29Oh, my God.
13:30It's fine.
13:31I wouldn't expect to.
13:33I mean, he's stuck in a house with a bunch of old people, probably, like, eating Cornish
13:37game hen or something.
13:39And I am here with this feast.
13:48It's okay.
13:49I know the rules.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:52Okay.
13:53Okay.
13:54Hi.
13:54We've been invited to Evans for Friendsgiving.
13:58Wrigley says they're planning a whole thing, like, with real food.
14:02Lots of real food.
14:05They look very skeptical, Wrigley.
14:06You're going to have to convince them.
14:07Oh, yeah, girls, we've got tiny marshmallows, potatoes you can mash, a juicy turkey, yams.
14:14Okay, I'm going to text you a picture of this pie.
14:17Make sure she invites Brie.
14:18Okay, um, I'm going to mute you guys.
14:21Um, honestly, they have me at tiny marshmallows.
14:26Wait, are you serious?
14:28Brie doesn't want to hang out with Evan?
14:29It might be fun.
14:31It might be fun?
14:33Would you do Thanksgiving with your ex?
14:34I mean, we have no real food here.
14:36And, honestly, it's kind of satisfying to see him grovel.
14:41I want the tiny marshmallows.
14:43What about Steven?
14:44He's not going.
14:45I already checked.
14:49Uh, oh, yeah, okay, sure.
14:52Yeah, let's go, uh, let's go do Thanksgiving with your ex-boyfriends.
14:54It's super normal.
14:57All right, we're in.
14:59Yeah!
15:00All right, okay.
15:01All right.
15:01Are you sure you're not sleeping with Wigley again?
15:11Hmm, I promise.
15:12We just sleep next to each other, fully clothed.
15:16It is not sexual.
15:17Mm-hmm.
15:18Whatever you say.
15:19Brie.
15:19Mm-hmm.
15:20It's really not like that.
15:21If I wanted to be sleeping with somebody, then I would be.
15:24But I don't.
15:31Hey!
15:35Where's your bag?
15:36You packed?
15:37No, we're not going to Connecticut.
15:39Uh, why?
15:40Trains aren't canceled.
15:41We can make it.
15:41It's not transportation-dependent.
15:43I just, I'm done with my dad.
15:47We just had a huge fight.
15:49You've been having these stupid fights with him all month.
15:51This was worse.
15:52He started talking to me like he talks to my mother.
15:55Like I'm suddenly this complete disappointment because I failed the LSAT.
15:59He's never spoken to me like that before.
16:02Yeah, I get it.
16:03I get it.
16:04But we need your dad's help, Diana.
16:06I'm thinking beyond some petty argument.
16:09I'm thinking about our future.
16:10You've got to talk to him face to face.
16:12What?
16:12You want me to just grovel?
16:14A little bit.
16:15Yeah.
16:15He does so much for you, Diana.
16:17He's just, he's blunt.
16:19And if he's talking to you like he talks to your mom,
16:20maybe that's because you're acting like your mom.
16:27Um.
16:29I love you.
16:32Just, you're, you're not acting like yourself lately.
16:39I know.
16:41I'm sorry.
16:45He doesn't want me to come home.
16:49Fine.
16:50We'll just, uh, I'll stay here then.
17:03Hey, it's Drew.
17:04Leave a message.
17:06Hey, it's me, your older brother, whose calls you won't answer.
17:10Just call him to say Happy Thanksgiving, asshole.
17:12Uh, no, I, I, I'm just kidding.
17:17I don't think you're a, you're an asshole.
17:19I, uh, um, uh, okay.
17:22Hopefully you call me back sometime.
17:24Bye.
17:29Whoa, this looks labor intensive.
17:31Don't worry about it.
17:31I got it.
17:33You think I'm going to let you destroy this bounty alone?
17:35Hey, what are you doing here?
17:48Oh, the roads are crazy out there.
17:50So I'm just going to stay here.
17:51It's hot, it's hot.
18:11Be careful, bud.
18:16Hey, uh, do you think I should warn Bree that Molly's here?
18:20She might not come if she knew.
18:21Oh, does Molly know that Bree's coming?
18:23Uh, should, should I tell her?
18:25You're a mess, Evan.
18:26Hey, do you have napkin rings?
18:28Should I have napkin rings?
18:30It's fine.
18:31How many people are coming over?
18:33Uh, us, Leo, Pippa, Lucy.
18:40Um.
18:42Molly, I'm so sorry.
18:43I invited Bree, Evan's ex.
18:46Oh, she's coming today?
18:48Is that okay?
18:49Yeah, it's totally fine.
18:52You could have told me yourself.
18:56I'm not going to lie.
18:57I am enjoying your panic right now.
18:59Hello?
19:02Hey.
19:03Happy Thanksgiving.
19:04I'm sorry.
19:05We just kind of let ourselves in.
19:07It's so fucking cold.
19:09No worries.
19:09I'm good.
19:10Hey, what's up, man?
19:11Happy Thanksgiving.
19:12Hey!
19:12Hi!
19:13Happy Thanksgiving.
19:14Happy Thanksgiving.
19:16Hi!
19:17Happy Thanksgiving.
19:18Hey.
19:19Thanks for the invite.
19:21Glad you came.
19:21Happy Thanksgiving.
19:23Oh.
19:24Hi, Wrigley.
19:25Let's see.
19:26Wrigley.
19:27Happy Thanksgiving.
19:28I'm Miss.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving.
19:29Hi.
19:29What's up?
19:30Hey.
19:31I'm Molly.
19:32Hi.
19:33Bree.
19:33Oh, you're a Bree.
19:34It's so nice to meet you.
19:35How do you know Evan?
19:36You want beer, sir?
19:37Uh, we've been hanging out.
19:40Yep.
19:41Cool.
19:43Gobble, gobble!
19:46Does anyone know how to defrost this bad boy?
19:49Oh, he's so warm in here.
19:53Uh, why don't you try the microwave?
19:55Uh, no, it's too small.
19:57It won't fit.
19:57I know what you're doing.
19:58I'm gonna have to fuck this bird.
19:59Everyone stand back as I fuck the bird.
20:01Bree, Bree, Bree, stop.
20:01We have to eat that.
20:02We don't want to imagine your dick on it.
20:04What about a hair dryer or something?
20:06Wait, why would Evan have a hair dryer?
20:09He doesn't really have hair.
20:11Hey, he has some hair.
20:12Hey, you know what?
20:13I think I left one in your bathroom, so I'll just go get that.
20:17I remember where it is.
20:20That's lucky.
20:21All right.
20:21All right.
20:29Wait.
20:31Wait.
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20:37Wait.
20:38Wait.
20:38OK.
20:50Mate!
20:50Wait.
20:50Mate!
20:51Mate!
20:51Mate!
20:51Mate!
20:52Mate!
20:52Mate!
20:52Hey!
20:53You good?
20:55I missed this hair dryer.
20:57You're always welcome to come and get it.
20:58Who's going?
21:04All right, you're starting.
21:05Start, start, start, start.
21:06Go.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Ah!
21:09Stop!
21:09Ah!
21:10No, no, no.
21:12Hello.
21:14Happy Thanksgiving.
21:20Hey.
21:21Uh, didn't know you were coming.
21:24Oh, uh, right.
21:27I forgot I invited Steve.
21:28Uh, all good.
21:34We have enough food.
21:37Everyone's cool, right?
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:39I've had more fucked up Thanksgiving dinners than this.
21:41Uh, Diana, let me get that bag.
21:44Um, bring another.
21:46We'll, uh, just spot on me.
21:50I need a drink.
21:55Drink, drink, drink.
21:57Yes.
21:57Yes.
21:59You got it.
22:01All right.
22:05It's, uh, quite an entrance.
22:08So, King's Cup, we've had a seven so far.
22:16King's, King's Cup, that's it.
22:18Uh, she did a ten.
22:19Maybe if you get another, what is it?
22:22What are you staring at?
22:23No, no, I'm not.
22:24I'm just, I'm just weird, Pippin, Diana.
22:26I don't know if you're interacting so friendly.
22:27I don't know if you're interacting so friendly.
22:38What was that for?
22:39Ah, because I don't have any Xanax.
22:41All right.
22:43All right, you go.
22:44Yeah, get over here.
22:45You gotta get the whole turkey.
22:46You gotta move it.
22:46Just, you gotta move the hair dryer over.
22:48If you move the hair dryer over, just put it over here.
22:51I feel awkward with Lucy here.
22:53She hates me.
22:54She really hates you.
22:55Okay.
22:56Well, we're not leaving.
22:57I didn't say we should leave.
22:59Good.
23:00Because your new daddy issues have eliminated any other option.
23:03I said I was sorry already.
23:06I was joking.
23:07Relax.
23:09Hey, Diana, do you think you could help me make these boxed mashed potatoes?
23:16There we go.
23:18That's good.
23:20Great job.
23:20I don't know about this.
23:22Hey, guys.
23:24Hey, you need to calm down.
23:26What happens when you're white is white?
23:29Okay.
23:33Nice.
23:33It was so cute.
23:35You got it?
23:35Yeah.
23:36It's lovely.
23:37Apparently.
23:39Okay, wait.
23:39Oh.
23:40Sorry.
23:41Okay.
23:43That's a lot of ew.
23:46I'm going to get some fresh air.
23:48I'll come with you.
23:51I don't smell like it, too.
23:55I think we did a great job, though.
23:57I agree.
23:57Am I crazy, or is Pippa acting super close with Diana?
24:06Yeah, that is a little weird.
24:08And what about her and Wrigley?
24:10They must be having sex, right?
24:12I don't think so.
24:13I think, you know, I think she would tell us.
24:15Would she, though?
24:17I mean, she's kind of been off all semester.
24:20Have you asked her what's up?
24:23I mean, she might just be going through something.
24:26She's been hard to talk to.
24:33Okay, I said that I wouldn't, but I sent Oliver a picture of myself, and he still hasn't answered, and now I feel fucking crazy.
24:42It's Thanksgiving, Brie.
24:44I'm sure he's just busy.
24:46They're not even American.
24:47Like, why the fuck do they care about Thanksgiving?
24:51Well, at least Evan's drooling all over you.
24:54I probably shouldn't torture him, but I feel like he deserves it.
25:01It's a lot.
25:04I mean, I've never had the whole big family Thanksgiving reunion thing that everyone else has, and now I can't even have Thanksgiving with my boyfriend.
25:13Boyfriend?
25:14Boyfriend?
25:15You know what I mean.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:18It's like sub-zero out here.
25:21When did you start smoking?
25:24Everyone tries smoking in college.
25:29So, what are we gossiping about?
25:30Okay, I feel like you guys are always talking about me.
25:40No, no, we're not.
25:42So then, what were you talking about?
25:47Lucy was wondering why you were hanging out with Diana.
25:49Sorry, I didn't think I was hanging out with her.
25:55I was just being polite.
25:56It's really okay.
25:57It's really, I'm, let's just, it's fine.
26:00I just feel bad for her.
26:02Steven is being so mean to her today.
26:06Yeah, Steven's mean to a lot of people.
26:11Okay.
26:11Okay.
26:14I'm gonna go back inside.
26:15Sorry.
26:30Pippa, the potatoes are gray soup.
26:33I don't think that's right.
26:38I'm gonna get a drink.
26:41You're so quick.
26:43I'm good at this.
26:45Hey, can you make stuffing?
26:56What?
26:56Can you make stuffing?
26:57Uh, I can get you a beer.
27:00Or chocolate onions?
27:02Uh, sure, yeah.
27:07Hey, guys.
27:08Are we ever gonna eat?
27:16Who can say?
27:23Hey, where's Leo?
27:24Oh, in the kitchen with Evan and Steven.
27:26Hi.
27:35Hi.
27:36Hey.
27:37You're crying.
27:39Is it onions?
27:41Let me help.
27:42Leo, do you still talk to Becca?
27:47His ex.
27:48No, yeah.
27:49Yeah, I know who Becca is.
27:51Oh, so you've talked about everything.
27:53It's very mature.
27:55Dude, what are you doing?
27:56Steven, everyone has exes.
27:58Can you stop trying to search it, please?
28:00Oh, I know.
28:00I know everyone has exes.
28:02I just didn't know if you knew the...
28:05specific history.
28:06Uh-huh.
28:07Okay.
28:09Yeah.
28:10Just ignore him.
28:18All righty.
28:20It's hot.
28:21It's hot.
28:34Yeah.
28:35Whoa.
28:44Bye.
28:44Bye.
28:44Bye.
28:45Bye.
28:46Bye.
28:46Bye.
28:46Bye.
28:47Bye.
28:48Bye.
28:50Bye.
28:51i i want to believe katie but it's like really hard to prove rape accusations when like
28:58both of them were drunk and historically nothing happens to a pledge with family money so you don't
29:03know that pippa um you you want to try this i'm good thanks um i have to pee
29:14refill yes please
29:25i i hope this isn't awkward but i have to ask uh i was wondering if you had any like residual drama
29:36with evan no no not at all okay i because i was sort of picking up on some vibes no i promise
29:48i'm i'm sorry if it seemed like that evan's just a really nice guy to everyone
29:58so why'd you break up
30:02we're just better as friends
30:06and i'm seeing someone new so you really have nothing to worry about
30:14oh really yeah really yeah
30:17you're gonna check on the turkey real quick
30:31what hey um what uh what did steven mean by the history of becca
30:41i don't know did she cheated on me or something and i was just being a dick
30:48hey evan nice interrupts um molly and brie are talking probably about you
30:55no i don't really think it's going in there no one can come
30:58hey molly uh can i borrow you
31:01yeah
31:02well brie's great
31:09why are you talking to her
31:11am i not supposed to be talking to her
31:15well i just don't want to rub it in her face make her feel bad
31:19why are you so worried she's seeing someone she's fine
31:22what
31:23no brie's not seeing anyone i would have heard about it
31:26evan should i even be here
31:29of course
31:31of course what do you mean
31:32well this fucking sucks
31:43all right everybody get in here
31:45come on get in here
31:47it's time to play a game
31:49we're gonna play slap shots
31:51what is slap shots
31:54we slap each other and we take shots
31:56yeah i know sorry i'm not gonna play that
31:58what's the matter leo
32:00can't handle a little controlled violence
32:03all right yeah let's play
32:08oh my fucking god
32:26why'd you hit me
32:27i'm sorry
32:29kill her
32:31slap shots
32:33get in there
32:33oh no
32:37get in there get aggressive
32:40ready
32:41steady
32:43there's a lot of aggression between these two
32:57yes
32:58wrigley
33:00i nominate you
33:03yes my lady
33:03glass
33:05yeah
33:06give it your all
33:09oh
33:11jesus christ
33:14such a strong hand
33:17such a slender arm
33:18thank you
33:19there you go
33:20that was amazing
33:21that was great
33:22you
33:23my liege
33:24oh
33:25it's your head
33:26it's red
33:27remember
33:29that i have strong affection for you
33:31wait for it
33:37oh
33:39here you go
33:44all right
33:58all right
33:59Good hit, good hit
34:21Very good
34:24Alright, alright
34:29Yep
34:30Yeah?
34:31Mm-hmm
34:36Ready?
34:37Yep
34:38I can't, I'm sorry
34:40I can't
34:41Aw
34:42Hey, what?
34:43I know, I suck
34:44That's so lame
34:45You think about it
34:46Okay, who has not been slapped yet?
34:53Okay
34:59That's a lot
35:06Oh my god
35:07Okay
35:08Ready?
35:09Mm-hmm
35:10Ready?
35:11Mm-hmm
35:12Spaghetti
35:13Stop!
35:14You can do it!
35:16Aw
35:17Aw
35:18Aw
35:19Okay, I'm getting you back
35:24What?
35:25What?
35:26What?
35:27You guys are trying to get me wasted
35:29Whoa!
35:30I'm sorry
35:39What the hell?
35:40That was like a real slap
35:42Sorry
35:43Sorry
35:44Whoa
35:45Do you have to wait for a shot or can I just take one?
35:47Take one
35:48Oh my god
35:52Oh my god
35:53I'm so sorry
35:56Okay, I can't
35:57I can't slap you because you're the host
35:58Correct
35:59So who do you want me to slap?
36:00Steven
36:01Okay
36:02Thank you
36:05Okay, sure
36:06Yeah
36:07Fine
36:08Mm-hmm
36:09Oh no
36:12Oh dear
36:13Oh
36:14Oh
36:15Oh
36:16Oh
36:17Oh
36:18Oh
36:19Oh
36:20Oh
36:21Sorry
36:22Are you alright?
36:23That was a nice one
36:25Good job
36:26Nice
36:39Come on
36:41Come on
36:42Trying to get me drunk?
36:43Mm-hmm
36:44Mm-hmm
37:07Strong arm
37:08Took it well
37:12I'm gonna give you a shot
37:15I'm gonna give you a shot
37:20Ha ha
37:21Leave
37:22Oh
37:23Yeah
37:38Ah
37:39You're adorable
37:40Keep the- keep the sword sheathed, as they say
37:53Ew
37:54Ew
37:55Mm-hmm
37:56Mm-hmm
37:57All right, uh, I'm gonna take a turn
37:58Mm-hmm
37:59Um
38:00Okay
38:01Sorry
38:02Mm-hmm
38:03Mm-hmm
38:04Mm-hmm
38:05Mm-hmm
38:06Uh, I'm gonna take a turn
38:07Mm-hmm
38:08Mm-hmm
38:09Mm-hmm
38:10Mm-hmm
38:11Mm-hmm
38:12Um
38:13Okay
38:14Sorry
38:15Um
38:17Oh...
38:21It's...
38:22Yeah
38:25Oh
38:27Oh, nice
38:29Oh, boy
38:32Um
38:33Okay, who's next?
38:34Molly?
38:36Molly, Brie was supposed to slap you
38:48That's probably the turkey
38:54Okay, I'm gonna help her
38:56Maybe you guys can set the table or something
38:57I'm also gonna help with the
39:00I don't know, I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here
39:03Lucy, have you ever actually met Becca?
39:25Dude, what's wrong with you?
39:27Seriously, why do you keep talking about shit
39:28That has nothing to do with you
39:29Nothing to do with me
39:30So you even told her?
39:33You told me what?
39:35Why do you insist on being the most annoying person in every room, Stephen?
39:39It's not a big deal
39:40I told you that Becca cheated on me my sophomore year
39:45Yeah?
39:47Stephen was the person that she cheated on me with
39:49It mattered at the time, but it doesn't now
39:53Wait, Stephen slept with your ex-girlfriend?
39:56Yeah, I mean, at the time, I was deeply ashamed
40:00I'm not sure how much of this is edible
40:02Why didn't you tell me any of this before?
40:05We'll talk about it later
40:06Molly's gone and I'm officially an asshole
40:08Not to kick a man while he's down, but yes, you are
40:11I feel really weirded out right now
40:13You realize this is what he wants
40:14He's trying to upset you
40:15Why would I ever want to upset Lucy?
40:18What are they talking about?
40:20Becca
40:20Why are we talking about Becca?
40:23You knew about the Becca thing?
40:24Of course she knows
40:25That's why she broke up with me sophomore year
40:27And I had to spend all of last year trying to win her back
40:30Can we drop this now, please?
40:32It's old news
40:32Is this why you started dating me in the first place?
40:35To get back at Stephen or something?
40:37Lucy, are you seriously asking me if I've been dating you for the last semester
40:41For some minor incident that happened two years ago?
40:44As I recall, it wasn't that minor
40:45You gotta stop now, okay?
40:48Your obsession is pathetic
40:49Get out of his face
40:49Lucy's the one obsessed with me
40:51She's acting all fucking clueless
40:53Has she ever told you any of the shit she's done?
40:57Like what?
41:02The stuff with my sister
41:03Halloween weekend, she didn't tell you what she did?
41:07No
41:07Right, well, she verbally assaulted a 16-year-old
41:10A raster on Facebook
41:12Made her cry
41:13God, you are a psychopath
41:15Do you honestly think that people are just gonna put up with your bullshit forever?
41:19I cannot fucking wait for the day where you destroy every relationship you have
41:22And you are completely fucking alone
41:24Because you realize everyone's just waiting for you to fuck them over, right?
41:27Your friends
41:27Your sister
41:28Diana
41:29You do not speak for me, Lucy
41:31Come on
41:32Really?
41:32Diana?
41:33You think this guy who treated every other girl like shit is gonna treat you differently?
41:36Some girls make it easy to treat them like shit
41:38Oh my god
41:40You okay?
41:48Get the fuck out of here
41:50I'm sorry
41:51Get the fuck out, Lucy
41:52You alright?
41:56You okay?
41:57It's okay
41:57I'm fine
41:58I'm fine
41:58Leo
42:00Leo, come on
42:03Please don't go
42:04Are you fucking kidding me?
42:05What was that?
42:07I'm sorry
42:07I apologize to Diana
42:09I don't know what's wrong with me
42:10Whatever
42:11This thing with you and Steven
42:13It's just too much
42:16It's sick
42:17He was doing this on purpose
42:19He's trying to upset me
42:20He's trying to do this to me
42:22He didn't have to try very hard
42:23Okay, I cannot stand Steven
42:26But it wasn't just Steven in there
42:28And if you say that you don't care about him
42:30Then why is it so easy for him to get under your skin?
42:34What about you?
42:35What about you carrying this secret grudge against him
42:38And just lying to me about it?
42:39I didn't tell you about Becca
42:41Because it's not important
42:43That is exactly what I'm talking about
42:44You're hiding stuff from me
42:45And then you have this detailed list of excuses
42:47Of why you're hiding them from me
42:48What? Like what?
42:49Like that
42:50Like the shit with you and Steven
42:52Or the drama with your family
42:54Or why you headbutted someone
42:55You just
42:56You just slapped someone
42:58That is not the same thing
42:59That is not the same thing
43:00You've assaulted people
43:02You assaulted someone right in front of me
43:04And it's not like you ever gave me a real reason
43:06You just brushed it off
43:08And told me you had anger problems
43:10And what?
43:11I'm supposed to act like that's totally normal
43:13And I should just trust you?
43:26Okay
43:26When I was a kid
43:30My dad
43:31My dad used to come for me all the time
43:32Like physically
43:33And then he'd go after my mom
43:36And he just would never leave us alone
43:38Until this one day
43:41When I just couldn't take it anymore
43:43And I had him back
43:45And honestly it was the first time that he finally left me alone
43:50And so this pattern started
43:55And I've been trying really fucking hard
43:57To unlearn it
43:59But it's really hard to break a habit
44:01When honestly
44:02It's the only thing that ever worked
44:05In my house
44:06I'm sorry
44:13I didn't know that
44:15You know what?
44:16You lose it
44:16You fight dirty
44:17You use people's worst shit against them
44:23I didn't know that
44:27That's what I was doing
44:29I'm not
44:29I'm not trying to do that
44:33It was
44:35Obvious that this isn't about us anyway
44:40And your head is just polluted with him
44:46I don't think I can do this anymore
44:50I just
44:52It's not solid ground
44:55If that's what you want
45:20Hey
45:44I'm gonna go
45:47I'll go with you
45:48No
45:49Just stay
45:50It's fine
45:50Diana
45:55I'm sorry
45:56Again
45:56You're such a fucking asshole
46:02Steven
46:03Hey
46:07Can I talk to you for a second?
46:14Are you okay?
46:16Yeah
46:16I'm fine
46:17But uh
46:20Are you seeing someone?
46:34Yeah
46:34I am
46:36Fuck
46:37Okay
46:40Is it serious?
46:44Yes
46:45We just broke up
46:46How could it be serious?
46:48It's easy to move on
46:49When someone you trust
46:51Totally disappoints you
46:52Is it someone I know?
46:57It's not really your business
46:58So it is someone I know
47:00No
47:01No
47:02He's older
47:04He's older
47:04Stop asking me about him
47:06Wait no
47:06Older like a grad student?
47:08Older?
47:08No
47:09He's not a grad student
47:10So what do you mean older?
47:11And why aren't you spending Thanksgiving with him then if it's so serious?
47:14Because he's an adult
47:15Okay
47:16He's got other shit to do
47:17He's 45
47:19He's 45 years old
47:26Are you serious?
47:30You guys are the worst at your age
47:32Oh this is awful
47:36Don't judge me
47:38I'm not judging you
47:39Yes you are
47:39No I'm not
47:41I'm worried about you
47:42Why?
47:48Because I fucked up things with us
47:50Okay
47:51And now some creep is trying to take advantage of him
47:53He's not a creep
47:55A normal 45 year old man
47:58Does not want to date a 19 year old
48:00Okay
48:02No sorry
48:02Okay
48:03Just think about it
48:04Okay
48:04But the way you grew up
48:06You can probably tell that you're looking for a father figure
48:10Fuck you
48:14You're nowhere near as nice as you fucking think you are
48:36I think the turkey's still raw
48:39Hey are you alright?
48:55I still cannot believe that Lucy did that to you
48:57I can
48:58I'm fine now
49:00I feel like I should go home
49:07No stay
49:08It's late
49:10Steven's got Evan on suicide watch
49:12We can't leave him alone
49:13Wow
49:14Isn't Steven just such a good friend?
49:23You know he's not very nice to you
49:25He's just upset with me because I fucked things up with my dad
49:31It's a long story
49:33We can be friends because we like each other
49:37Not just because we worry about each other
49:40Right?
49:44Yeah
49:45Okay
49:47And when I see you
50:08I really see you upside down
50:12Hi
50:12Rice and food
50:17I'm not really hungry
50:20I said the worst things
50:30How can I help?
50:38I don't know
50:39I'm just so sad
50:43I'm just so sad
50:43Please don't worry lover
50:50It's really bursting at the seams
50:55From absorbing everything
50:58The spectrum's A to Z
51:02I'm just so sad
51:03I'm just so sad
51:04To be honest
51:07He's still sad
51:07He needs to take an end
51:08He needs to have Keep up
51:09He needs to be
51:10He needs to wear
51:12He needs to be
51:13가지
51:13He needs
51:14He needs to have
51:15plenty of
51:16So Kes into
51:18Straight
51:19He needs peasant
51:20I don't know
51:21He's no
51:22He's still
51:22I don't
51:23I'm not really
51:24He needs to have
51:25He needs to be
51:26He needs to be
51:27He's still
51:28He needs to ever
51:30He needs to votes
51:30He needs to have
51:31He needs to be
51:31This fact's not fiction for the first time in years.
51:44Morning.
51:48Hey, how you doing?
51:53Bad.
51:56You know, I keep trying not to upset people,
51:58and somehow I just end up upsetting them more.
52:01Yeah, I gave up on that a long time ago.
52:04Even my little sister hates me.
52:07I mean, I just stop caring if people think I'm a piece of shit.
52:14I think you care more than you like to admit.
52:16I should have given you a reason to stay
52:24Given you a reason to stay
52:28Given you a reason to stay
52:33Hi.
52:34How was your holiday?
52:36So fun.
52:38I'm still recovering.
52:40Sounds like it was better than mine, then.
52:42I'm sorry to hear that.
52:45I've been thinking about you all weekend.
52:47That photo you say
52:49Torture.
52:55What have you been thinking?
52:57This is facts, not fiction
52:59For the first time in year
53:04How'd the rest of your night go?
53:23How'd the rest of your night go?
53:26The rest of your night, girl.
53:37You win.
53:42Okay?
53:43Can it please be enough now?
53:47Can what be enough?
53:50I never wanted any of this.
53:52I didn't want to be at war with you, Stephen.
53:59I loved you.
54:03Even though I knew exactly who you were, all of the worst things about you.
54:11So why are you punishing me for that?
54:22All that's left is gone away, and there's nothing there for you to prove.
54:34Oh, look what you've done.
54:38You've made a fool of everyone
54:44Oh, look what you've done
54:51You've made a fool of everyone
54:56A fool of everyone
55:06You've made a fool of everyone
55:26I didn't even have a fool of everyone
55:28I built everyone
55:29Talk to you
55:31You're not alone
55:32I'm a target
55:34A fool of everyone
55:35Why can't you wait
55:37for you...
55:38I know
55:39You will not be good
55:43I love you
55:45I love you
55:45You love you
55:46I love you
55:47You love you
55:48I love you
55:49You're not alone
55:50But
55:51You're not alone
55:52You're not alone
55:53I love you
55:54You're not alone