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00:00I'm never going to get used to saying the word fiancé.
00:03Hi, lady.
00:04Hi.
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:06No.
00:07Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, call me.
00:10I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:12If I did, you can do it.
00:14I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:16Would anyone like to share their work?
00:18Yes, Katie?
00:19Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:21I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:24If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:34Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:36Yeah.
00:37This is Steven DeMarco, your new TA.
00:39I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:42Diana kind of told me off.
00:43Diana did?
00:44I need to tell you something.
00:45I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:48You haven't told anyone about this?
00:49Of course not.
00:50If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:52I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:57I've never gotten to sleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:00Okay, I'll work on that.
01:01Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:07I know you're fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:10Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now, the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from car wreck from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:27♪
01:38♪ With your feet on the air, your head on the ground ♪
01:46♪ Try to strip and spin it, yeah ♪
01:51♪ Get through the clouds, but there's nothing in it ♪
01:54♪ And your eyes can't see it ♪
01:57♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:06♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:12♪ And your eyes can't see it, yeah ♪
02:16♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:21Hey.
02:24Oh, hey.
02:26God, this printer.
02:27I swear, this is like a fucking social experiment.
02:29It keeps saying it's printing and then nothing's happening.
02:33Oh, uh, here, look. Let me try.
02:36I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:46So Ridley said that you talked to him about getting the football team to leave me alone?
02:52Yeah, I-I did.
02:55Thanks.
02:57It was nice of you.
03:00Those fucking boys.
03:03They're too old to keep being such pieces of shit.
03:07What?
03:08No, no, yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more mature?
03:11Like us?
03:27Yeah.
03:34And I think we're very mature.
03:43Next week, we'll be getting into the first person pieces.
03:46So make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:52Well, that's all for today and happy Halloween!
03:55I gotta run. I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy?
04:05Can I talk to you quickly?
04:07Yeah.
04:12Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:18I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:23Yeah.
04:24But when I tried to add you, I wasn't able to due to your GPA.
04:27A minimum of 3.2 is required and you are 3.0.
04:31No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:33My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:35Apparently there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:38I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:42But an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:45Fuck.
04:46I did not know that.
04:49So why did you drop the class?
04:51My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:53He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:55I don't know. I don't know.
04:57Should I talk to someone about this?
04:58No, no, no, no. It would just make it worse.
05:01If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes, this isn't okay.
05:04No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:07He's not dangerous. He's just a fucking asshole.
05:10Are you sure? Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:15This is so frustrating.
05:17This is so frustrating. I've worked so hard this semester.
05:22Alright.
05:24Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:27I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:30Thank you. That would be amazing. Thank you.
05:34So any fun Halloween plans?
05:36Yeah, yeah. My friend's coming to visit.
05:38I'm going to go meet her now, actually.
05:40What about you?
05:42Nope. No plans for me at all.
05:46My husband is actually out of town this weekend, so I have all the house for myself, which I don't mind.
05:57Yeah.
06:00Lucy!
06:02Yes! Oh my god!
06:05I missed you so much!
06:07I missed you too.
06:09I'm so excited.
06:10No, you have no idea. Thank god you're here. I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:14Why?
06:15That class I dropped because of Steven fucked with my GPA. They're counting it as a zero.
06:19How does he still manage to ruin things, even when you're not with him anymore?
06:23I don't know. I'm just trying not to focus on it. He would be so happy if he knew.
06:27I really hope we run into him this weekend. I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:33Let's try and avoid that, okay?
06:39I'm so happy you're here.
06:53Free! Lydia's here.
06:55Oh my god! Hi! So nice to meet you.
06:59I have heard so much about you.
07:01What are you packing for?
07:03Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last minute weekend thing.
07:09I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:10Oh, it's okay. Next time.
07:12I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:14Oh, yeah, yeah. Take this and I'll be there in a second.
07:16Bye.
07:18Your foster sister?
07:21Okay.
07:24Oliver is surprising me. He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:29I just, I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:33No, that, that's, that's so nice.
07:37Please don't hate me.
07:39I'm the only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:44Please don't hate me.
07:46The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer.
07:48And it's probably because he felt guilty.
07:53No, you should, you should go and have fun.
07:57Thanks.
07:58Yeah.
07:59It's the first time we get to spend a whole weekend together.
08:01Wow.
08:04Can you cover for me? With Pippa?
08:07Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
08:14You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:18Yeah, she's at my place half the time anyway.
08:21Why do you look constipated?
08:23Because they're posting the LSAT scores today and the website's not fucking loading.
08:32I'm surprised mom likes Diana so much.
08:35Why?
08:36She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:41Holy shit.
08:43Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:44I got a 174.
08:45Is that good or bad?
08:46It's really good.
08:48Diana.
08:49Hi.
08:50I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:52Did you check yours? Did you do okay?
08:55Very okay.
08:56Yes.
08:59Come here.
09:00Okay.
09:01Holy shit.
09:02Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:05I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:08Yes, come on.
09:10Wait, Steven.
09:12My LSAT was not good.
09:14Yeah, funny.
09:15It isn't a joke. I barely broke 150.
09:18I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie and ruin the mood.
09:22Wait, what?
09:24How's that even possible?
09:26I don't know.
09:27I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:29But you said you felt good.
09:30I did.
09:38What does this mean for law school?
09:40I probably can't apply this year.
09:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:46We're supposed to go together.
09:48And live together.
09:49No, it's a fucking disaster.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:58Let's deal with it after Sadie leaves.
10:02Please.
10:10You can just pop it down there.
10:13Oh, and thank you.
10:23So?
10:26What do you think?
10:27Is it nice?
10:29I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:33I can't believe you did this.
10:35You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:38Right.
10:40What sort of wine do you want?
10:42There's a bar.
10:44Downstairs.
10:47Or we could stay in the room.
10:50I'm fine with whatever.
10:54Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress just to stay up in the room.
11:01I don't know.
11:03I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress just to stay up in the room.
11:10Okay, go.
11:12It's drinking.
11:14No!
11:15You killed him!
11:17He's dead.
11:18How can he be dead?
11:19It's just beer.
11:21Are they always this gross?
11:22Or they're always that gross?
11:25Leo!
11:26Did I ever tell you about the time that Lucy shit her pants on Halloween?
11:32Lydia! What the fuck?
11:33I was 12 and it's food poisoning!
11:38You were 15.
11:39I was 12 and it was pants.
11:42Sad, actually.
11:43Leo, get her off me!
11:45Get her off!
11:47It's okay.
11:50You know, I actually really like you, Leo.
11:53You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's that I approve of.
11:56Okay, let's not dwell on the past, guys.
11:59Except the part where you shit yourself?
12:02Yes, to Lucy shitting her pants!
12:05Oh, it's a sophomore double?
12:08She's tiny.
12:10Chris!
12:11Hey!
12:13Hi.
12:17Hey, Lydia said you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:20Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:22Lady Gaga?
12:23Yeah.
12:26Shots.
12:28Do you want a drink?
12:29I would love a drink.
12:31I thought he liked bears.
12:33I swear Lydia didn't tell me he was coming tonight.
12:36What do you want to do?
12:37We can ditch them.
12:38We can say we're not feeling well.
12:39Stop.
12:40Okay.
12:41I'm fine.
12:42Lydia's your best friend.
12:43We're not going to ditch her just because her brother's a creep.
12:46Are you sure?
12:47Yes!
12:48Stop.
12:49Okay.
12:50Shots!
12:51Backgrounds.
12:53Hey!
13:01Hey!
13:05You are going to regret those shoes.
13:07They have a thick heel.
13:09Demarcuses!
13:10Hey, guys!
13:11Sadie!
13:12Hi!
13:14Hi!
13:15Nice effort.
13:16Oh, thanks.
13:17Yeah, I was going to go all out like you, and I remember I don't give a shit.
13:20I'm going to go get more drinks.
13:22Okay.
13:26Oh, my.
13:29Wow.
13:30She kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:32Is that your girlfriend?
13:33No, we're just hanging out.
13:35Is that what Molly thinks?
13:38I think so.
13:40What?
13:41Well, let's see.
13:42You've been sleeping together for weeks, and you make her breakfast every time she stays over.
13:47You make her breakfast?
13:48Yeah.
13:49Why is that bad?
13:50Not bad.
13:51Just stupid.
13:52Unless you want a girlfriend.
13:53I don't want a girlfriend.
13:54Okay.
13:55Well, then it's stupid.
13:57Oh, no.
13:58That poor girl.
14:00You know what's funny?
14:01Evan has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:04Yeah.
14:05I'm thrilled.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Whatever.
14:08Fuck both of you.
14:09Fuck both of you.
14:30All right.
14:31You got beer?
14:32All right.
14:33Here.
14:34You okay?
14:35You okay?
14:36Yeah.
14:37All right, Pippa.
14:38Here you go.
14:39All right.
14:40Cheers.
14:41Cheers.
14:44Do you not like beer?
14:45I'm just, like, not really in the mood.
14:47What?
14:48It's Halloween.
14:49Yeah.
14:50You want me to make you something else?
14:51No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa crush some beers.
14:53Okay.
14:54I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:56I'm going to go find the bathroom.
14:59Shit.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:22It doesn't even look like you.
15:24Stop being so obvious.
15:26You're going to get me in trouble.
15:29The irony of that statement.
15:36Cheers.
15:37Cheers.
15:43I like it here.
15:44Yeah?
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:46You know, in a perfect world, I'd take you out all the time.
15:49Show you off.
15:54Where does Marianne think you are?
15:57Visiting an old friend in the city.
16:01It's weird.
16:03What is?
16:04I love everything that we do together.
16:09But you have this whole other life that I don't know anything about.
16:15I'm not really allowed to ask.
16:18You're allowed to ask?
16:21About Marianne.
16:24All right.
16:27When you first met, did you like her right away?
16:34I did.
16:35Yes.
16:38How did you propose?
16:41We just finished dinner.
16:43So you had a ring?
16:45Of course.
16:46Do you have fun with her?
16:48I do.
16:50Yeah, I mean, not all the time, but we have fun.
16:53What about your first wife?
16:56What was she like?
16:58Don't really talk about that.
17:03How are you not freezing?
17:07Here.
17:17Your friend's missing you?
17:19No.
17:21I do feel kind of bad about Lucy, though.
17:25We had made plans, but she knew how excited I was for this.
17:31You told her you were with me?
17:37Um, yeah.
17:40I'm sorry.
17:42It slipped out accidentally.
17:45She would never say anything.
17:47She's in my wife's class with you, and from what you've told me, she doesn't sound too solid.
17:51Solid?
17:53Trustworthy.
17:55She's fine.
17:57I swear it's not an issue.
17:58Not an issue?
18:01Okay, that sounded dumb.
18:04I mean, she's not going to make it an issue.
18:08You know what a big risk I'm taking, being here with you.
18:11This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
18:14You can trust me.
18:17I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me.
18:19I don't have anyone to talk to about us.
18:22I just blurted it out like an idiot because I was so happy.
18:34I'm not mad.
18:37Let's go back to the room.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Can we get the check, please? Thank you.
18:46Next time, take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
18:48Next time, take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
19:19Oh my god.
19:34Oh my god.
19:35Oh my god.
19:37See you, guys.
19:44Stephen DeMarco?
19:45I can't believe this.
19:46I can't believe this. I am, like, so starstruck right now.
19:49Do I know you?
19:50I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:53Mmm.
19:54Honestly, after everything Lucy said about you
19:57being a cheating sociopath who terrorizes girls,
20:00I just thought you might at least be better looking.
20:04But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:12Steven, what did you do?
20:14Nothing.
20:16I don't know that girl.
20:18But you dated her friend.
20:19For, like, a second. It was nothing.
20:21And then Diana and I worked things out, got back together,
20:24and this girl, she had a nervous breakdown.
20:27What was her name?
20:29Her name was Lucy.
20:32Was he really bad?
20:35Um...
20:38No.
20:39He tried to end things nicely. Lucy basically stalked him.
20:44Let's move on, shall we?
20:46Okay.
20:47All righty.
20:56Ew!
20:59I just terrified Steven.
21:01Wait, what? No, what did you do?
21:03Oh, no, he was just sitting there with, like, his stupid face,
21:06and I couldn't help myself. I reamed him out.
21:08No, no, Lydia, no. Why did you do that?
21:10I really don't want to start shit with him.
21:12I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:14Okay, you literally sucker-punched my ex-boyfriend last Christmas.
21:17It's the least I could do.
21:18Oh, sucker-punched?
21:20I'll tell you later. Lydia, I love you,
21:23but please just drop the Steven stuff, okay?
21:25I just want to have a good night.
21:27Okay.
21:28Okay?
21:29Woo!
21:30Make some room.
21:31Whoa!
21:32Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:35Just fell right into place.
21:43Hey.
21:44Hey.
21:46Hey.
21:47So, um, I saw another Lady Gaga over there.
21:52You want me to have her killed?
21:56Yeah, only if she's hotter than me.
21:58Otherwise, I suppose she could live.
22:02Are you having fun?
22:04Not really.
22:06Are you gonna open that?
22:08I thought they would be intimidating,
22:10but they're just incapacitating.
22:14Let me do it.
22:21Your feet hurting yet?
22:23Okay, fine, fine.
22:25Can you just go back to the dorm?
22:26I get some sneakers.
22:27Please?
22:28Please? For me? Please?
22:30Right now.
22:31Mm-hmm.
22:32I'll go with you.
22:33Yeah, let's do it. Come on, let's do it.
22:35Come on.
22:36Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:37All right, I gotta tell Diana.
22:40Hey, Diana!
22:43Um, I should go. See you later.
22:53Oh, Diana.
23:11Do you want to get out of here?
23:12This party sucks.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Let's go.
23:28You know, it's funny seeing Sadie at a party.
23:30She's still 13 years old in my head.
23:32I know.
23:33It's weird thinking about her boarding school,
23:35living on her own.
23:37I'm just glad she's not at home with my mom anymore.
23:40Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:42She cut me off last semester.
23:45So that job with Diana's dad,
23:47that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:49Damn, man, I'm sorry.
23:50I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:52She is who she is.
23:53I have no idea how Sadie turned out so great
23:56after the house we grew up in.
24:00What?
24:01What?
24:02What?
24:03No, it's just that...
24:06I've always said the same thing about Bree.
24:11I'm trying to think of a good response,
24:12but it's not fun giving you shit.
24:14You look so despondent.
24:17I don't know, man.
24:18I just feel like...
24:20that's why I can't date Molly right now.
24:23You know, I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
24:26Yeah.
24:27It's okay.
24:28You can be casual after a breakup.
24:30That's very normal.
24:31I'm just trying to be nice.
24:33Cooking a girl breakfast
24:35is the polite thing to do, I thought.
24:38If you worry so much about being the nice guy all the time,
24:42you're going to end up being a bigger dick.
24:45Look at me.
24:47I'm way too nice.
24:49To everyone.
24:54Let's go. Let's get back to the party. Come on.
24:56No, I think I'm going to head home.
25:00All right.
25:01I will tell Molly you are very sick.
25:05Appreciate it, man.
25:09So, what?
25:11You weren't having fun with your boys?
25:14I don't know.
25:16I feel like everything...
25:18everything is boring me.
25:22Like even helping out with the team.
25:24I don't care.
25:26Well, on the bright side,
25:28in just a few months, you'll graduate.
25:30Yeah, but then what the fuck am I going to do?
25:32I didn't plan anything.
25:34I never had time to do it before.
25:37I keep wanting to reach out to Drew,
25:39but I feel like I'm being overbearing,
25:42and Stephen mentioned I should probably just wait
25:46and let him reach out to me.
25:48Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:50If you want to talk to Drew, just call him.
25:54What?
25:56What are you doing with those?
25:58I'm, uh, I'm weeding out the pink ones,
26:00because you hate them.
26:02I don't actually hate the pink ones.
26:04No one hates the pink ones.
26:06You told me that you hate them.
26:08Yeah, because you liked them,
26:10and I was trying to be generous.
26:12That's crazy.
26:14So I've just been sitting here having all the pink ones,
26:16and you've been sitting there in misery?
26:18I was trying to be a low-maintenance girlfriend.
26:21Well, this ends tonight.
26:23Oop!
26:25Whoa! I'm sorry.
26:27Stop!
26:29You know, you don't need to make shit up for my sake.
26:32Yeah, you shouldn't be too flattered.
26:34I mean, I kind of do it with everyone, so...
26:37Give me more examples.
26:39Oh, my God, there's, like, a million.
26:41Come on, let's hear them.
26:43Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:45They were kind of extremely painful.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:51And I hate watching football.
26:54Or any sport.
26:56Really?
26:58It's so boring.
27:00Ah!
27:03And...
27:07What?
27:09Okay.
27:11You know, when we had sex?
27:13Oh, shit. Yeah?
27:16I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:19Uh...
27:21How many?
27:23Like, all of them.
27:25Like, every single one.
27:27Jesus, what?
27:30Oh!
27:32Really, it's not you. I've never come with anyone.
27:35I'm just, like, I'm way too in my head.
27:38I'm, like, I'm thinking about if my tits look weird
27:42or if I'm making this stupid face.
27:44This is still very bad news for me.
27:46I'm sorry.
27:48Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:50Have you?
27:52Of course.
27:58Hey, um...
28:01Would you sleep here tonight?
28:04I just really hate being in here alone,
28:07and I haven't really been sleeping very well.
28:12Yeah, sure.
28:14But you didn't answer my question.
28:16Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:21No.
28:24So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:26Sounds like you've been a complete fucking disaster without me.
28:29Oh, my God, you're so annoying.
28:31Aw. I'm stealing this.
28:33Happy Halloween.
28:43Hey.
28:44Hi.
28:45Hi. I haven't seen Pippa. Have you seen her?
28:47Oh, I saw her leave a while ago.
28:49Wait, really? I would have walked back with her,
28:51made sure she got home.
28:52She's a big girl. I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:55That's not really the point.
28:57Is Pippa fun? She seems serious.
29:00What? Yeah, Pippa's amazing.
29:03She's one of the best people I know.
29:05Yeah, I think she's great.
29:09Hey.
29:11I'm not trying to start anything,
29:13but my brother's actually a really good person.
29:16Oh, okay.
29:18Who's your brother?
29:19Steven.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:23Steven has a sister?
29:25I'm not doing this.
29:26Okay, why doesn't Lucy tell you what kind of guy your brother is?
29:29It sounds like he tried to be nice,
29:31and she kind of stalked him.
29:33Stalked him?
29:35Sadie, come on.
29:36Yes, please, take the rabid child away.
29:38No, no, wait, hold on, hold on, come here.
29:40I'm actually curious about this.
29:42That's what your brother told you, that I stalked him?
29:45The night was the first time I even heard him say your name.
29:48That's even more fucked up,
29:50because we were in a relationship for a whole school year.
29:54I was his girlfriend, okay?
29:56And he treated me horribly, because that's what he does.
29:59He lies and he manipulates, and I know he's your brother,
30:02I know you love him, but he's a very bad person.
30:05And someday you're gonna wake up,
30:07and you're gonna see him for who he is,
30:09and it's gonna be a really sad day for you.
30:12What the fuck is wrong with you?
30:15Come on.
30:19I think you might have just traumatized that 12-year-old.
30:39Morning.
30:41These are really good.
30:45Thanks.
30:47It's a shitty camera.
30:49I'm saving for a better one.
30:52You should really pursue this.
30:55You're talented.
31:01Um...
31:05I'm sorry, I got agitated last night.
31:08It's okay.
31:11Can we make up?
31:13Please.
31:24Oh, fuck.
31:26I just want you all the time.
31:29Let me order breakfast,
31:31so it'll be here when we're ready for it, yeah?
31:33Mm-hmm.
31:39Mm.
31:45Hey, uh, could I get...
31:47Pancakes.
31:49One order of pancakes, please.
31:52Uh, scrambled eggs and, uh,
31:55a pitcher of mimosas, please.
32:00What?
32:02Look, you're just so comfortable being so naked all over the place.
32:08I've noticed you've been covering up a bit this weekend.
32:12Well, don't laugh, okay?
32:16Mm.
32:18But this weekend was so last minute
32:21that I didn't have time to do a whole grooming routine.
32:27Well, it still looks good to me.
32:32You don't need to do all that, though.
32:34Getting rid of everything, it looks a bit prepubescent.
32:43Oh.
32:45Yeah, well, I'll definitely stop then.
32:49Okay, just a thought.
32:56Is there anything else that you'd like for me to do?
33:01No.
33:03I just meant that you don't need to, uh, worry so much about it.
33:08By the time you're my age, you won't care about a little body hair.
33:16Well, it's too bad we won't know each other by then.
33:21Why wouldn't we?
33:34Mm.
33:37Your fingers are so huge.
34:04Mm.
34:22Hey, Lucy.
34:24Hi. Wrigley?
34:27Goodbye, Lucy.
34:30Hi.
34:32Hi.
34:34We're not fucking. I swear.
34:37I didn't say anything.
34:40We're just friends. It's nice.
34:44Okay. Good. I'm happy for you.
34:47I love Wrigley.
34:50Really? Mm-hmm.
34:52Lydia and I are gonna go grab some breakfast. You wanna come?
34:55Yes. Yes.
34:59I need shoes.
35:01Mm-hmm.
35:04Okay.
35:08What?
35:10Hey, let me call you right back. Don't worry.
35:14Hey, you okay? What's going on?
35:16Uh, do you guys know this girl?
35:18Oh, yeah. That's the girl who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:22Katie. Yeah, she's kind of weird.
35:25I knew it. She's crazy.
35:27Okay, she hooked up with my brother
35:29and then sent some insane e-mail to her entire sorority
35:32stating that he basically raped her or something.
35:35She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
35:38When did this happen?
35:41I guess last week, but she sent the e-mail today.
35:44I mean, I'm sorry, but Chris is, like, objectively good-looking.
35:47I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:50Lydia, come on.
35:52I'm sorry. I'm pissed, okay?
35:54You said yourself this girl's crazy.
35:56No, no, I didn't say she was crazy,
35:58and I think maybe we should find out some more details
36:00before we start calling her that.
36:02More details?
36:04I'm just saying it's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
36:06You were not there.
36:08You're talking about my brother.
36:10I know, but just because he's your brother
36:12doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck up.
36:14So you're calling him a rapist?
36:16No, that's...
36:18Then what are you calling him?
36:20You've known Chris his entire life.
36:22You know he would never do anything like this.
36:24Lydia, we weren't there.
36:29I'm-I'm sorry.
36:31I know that's not what you want me to say.
36:34Okay, um...
36:36I'm gonna go get a coffee
36:38and, like, breathe for a second
36:40because you're really freaking me out right now.
36:42Lydia.
36:44Okay.
36:50Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
36:52Uh, yeah.
36:54He's really upset with me.
36:56You're gonna want to retake that as soon as possible.
36:58Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
37:00I can't just retake it.
37:02Steven, I barely made 150.
37:05I'm clearly not ready.
37:07I'm not gonna humiliate myself
37:09by failing a second time.
37:11So what's your plan?
37:13Study...
37:15and retake it next year.
37:17Apply to law school then.
37:19That's-that's crazy.
37:21It's what my dad said I should do.
37:23I think he wants me to learn a lesson or-or something.
37:25I feel like this is the first time
37:27I've ever really disappointed him.
37:31I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:33What do you mean?
37:35Just helping you with Yale.
37:38We were kind of a package deal.
37:41Unless...
37:43you decide to wait with me.
37:52Oh, my God.
37:54What?
37:56Just, uh...
37:58just an e-mail that went out to the whole
38:00sorority this morning.
38:02Hey.
38:04Where were you last night?
38:06Uh, slept at Pippa's.
38:09Are you joking?
38:11I just fell asleep over there.
38:13We didn't hook up or anything.
38:15Why-why would you hang out with a girl
38:17who ruined your brother's life
38:19if you're not even getting laid?
38:21Why do you care?
38:23If I feel okay about it,
38:25so should you.
38:27Right?
38:29I don't. I don't care.
38:31Well, I'm good.
38:33I'm gonna shower.
38:39They had no vanilla syrup left,
38:41so now I have to drink coffee
38:43that actually tastes like coffee.
38:45Thanks.
38:49Last night was fun.
38:51Mm-hmm.
38:53That Lucy girl is crazy, though.
38:55You were right.
38:57When did you meet Lucy?
38:59When he went to get my shoes.
39:01She kind of lost her shit at me.
39:03Yeah, yeah, Lucy got a little dramatic,
39:05but I-I pulled Sadie away.
39:08That you're a-a liar
39:10and a manipulator
39:12and someday I'm gonna find out
39:14what a bad person you are...
39:16it's-it's-it's fine.
39:18It's not like I believe her.
39:20It's not like I believe her.
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40:07♪
40:09Hi, it's Lucy. Leave a message.
40:11♪
40:14Hey, thanks for your little speech.
40:16That was cute.
40:18You're welcome.
40:19I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
40:23That's what she does.
40:25Makes everyone but herself out to be the bad guy.
40:27Even you.
40:28Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.
40:29I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:31Oh, I know, I know, I know. She told me.
40:33What else did she say?
40:34She said that your biggest goal in life
40:36was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:38You lost your virginity when you were only 14,
40:40which, in Lucy's opinion, was really gross.
40:42You think you're this rebel
40:43because you smoke weed at your dad's country club,
40:46but actually you're a total conformist.
40:49You're gonna end up just like your mom.
40:51I don't know your mom, obviously,
40:52but I think she meant that as a negative.
40:54And, oh, and, yeah, she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:57Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one that's jealous.
41:00She never told me how hot you are.
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42:00Hey.
42:03Hey, I-I really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:07Obviously, Chris is your brother,
42:09and you're gonna stand up for him,
42:10and I-I should not have said anything,
42:13and I'm-I'm sorry.
42:15You-you know I love you.
42:17Do you?
42:18Because I just ran into Steven,
42:20and he said a bunch of shit.
42:22What? About what?
42:24This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:27Like how you think I'm a conformist
42:30who's gonna end up like my mom,
42:32and he knew about me losing my virginity at 14.
42:35I-I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:37It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:39This is what he does. This is what he does.
42:41He twists shit all the time.
42:42He just left me the most disgusting voicemail
42:44I have ever heard in my life.
42:48He's-he's pissed that I said stuff to his sister,
42:50and he won't say anything to hurt me right now.
42:55You-you believe me over him, right?
42:59Yeah.
43:01Yeah, I do. It's just been a weird weekend, so...
43:04I know. I know. I'm sorry.
43:07We can still grab some breakfast.
43:10I sold a pack. My train's coming at noon.
43:13Yeah, okay.
43:17You know I love you, right?
43:20I know.
43:23I love you, too.
43:24Come here.
43:40Come here.
44:11Come here.
44:26Oh, what?
44:27So you talked shit to my sister last night,
44:29and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone?
44:31I knew you were pathetic,
44:33but I didn't realize you were still quite this desperate
44:35to get my attention.
44:41Do you wonder why I got tired of fucking you, Lucy?
44:49It's not because you're crazy.
44:52It's because you are so completely forgettable.
44:56No matter how hard you try to make yourself
44:58even marginally interesting, you cannot,
45:00you can't fucking do it, Lucy,
45:02because you're just a pointless, fucking cunt!
45:04Hey.
45:06You do not understand what I'm saying.
45:09You do not understand in full context.
45:11She's been bothering me for months,
45:13and the fact that she spoke to you, and I...
45:15I lost it.
45:20Hey, please, please, can you say something?
45:23Just say something. Just say something.
45:26It's just you sounded like Pom.
45:29Don't say that. I am nothing like her.
45:32You know that.
45:35Hey, I'm sorry.
45:38I have never spoken to anyone like that before.
45:43Sadie, Sadie, hey.
45:46Please, please, say something.
45:49Say something. Come on.
45:51Please.
45:53It's okay.
45:55It's fine.
45:57It just seems tired.
46:04Come on.
46:07SHE SIGHS
46:32I'm going to miss having you all to myself.
46:37SHE SIGHS
46:48This was the best time I've ever had.
46:53We should do it again soon.
47:06SHE SIGHS
47:17What's up? You seem nervous.
47:20Things are just a little bit weird with Lydia.
47:23I don't know.
47:25And I'm worried about Pippa.
47:27She's going through some stuff that's not my story to tell, so...
47:32That's okay. You don't have to tell me.
47:37I wasn't a very good friend last year.
47:41And every time I think about it, it just...
47:44It makes me very anxious.
47:47I don't know. I just feel all this pressure to make up for it or something.
47:52You gotta be easy on yourself.
47:58I don't think you would have liked me if you met me last year.
48:02Do you think that has something to do with your violent past?
48:06Oh, my God.
48:09I was hoping you'd forget that.
48:12That's so annoying.
48:14I don't know. It is the only thing I keep thinking about.
48:18I just... I cannot get over the hypocrisy.
48:22Okay. In my defence, I did it for Lydia, and he fucking deserved it, okay?
48:26Okay. I do need to see your technique immediately, though.
48:30Come on. One punch. One, please.
48:34You're rubbing up.
48:41Poor guy. Poor guy.
48:45Hey.
48:47Hey.
48:49What are you doing?
48:52What? Oh, no. I'm just touching up my roots.
48:57Oh. Yeah.
49:00Actually...
49:03I'm just...
49:06I'm just...
49:09I'm just...
49:12Actually...
49:14Could you look at the back and let me know if I missed any spots? I can't see.
49:19Oh, yeah. Sure.
49:23Uh, yes. You missed some spots.
49:27Like all of them.
49:30What?
49:32Here. I can help you.
49:35Really?
49:37Yeah. Sure.
49:43Hmm.
49:46Let's see.
49:50Okay.
49:54Thank you. Yeah.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:01It was good. I just went home early.
50:12One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
50:17Katie?
50:22Yeah. I heard.
50:31I'm just wondering...
50:35What was your plan if I didn't show up at your door just now?
50:43Hmm.
50:45Remain blissfully ignorant about how horrible the back of my head looked.
50:50That was it.
50:53Well, thank God I'm here now.
51:12Wow.
51:42You