Star Trek The Original Series Season 1 Episode 24 This Side Of Paradise [1966]
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00:00:00Approaching Omicron SETI-3, sir.
00:00:14Standard orbit, Mr. Pater.
00:00:16Yes, sir.
00:00:20Captain.
00:00:21Yes, sir.
00:00:23I've been transmitting a contact signal every five minutes as ordered, sir.
00:00:27All I get is dead air. Shall I continue?
00:00:30Maintain transmission pattern until we've established order.
00:00:34Sir, yes.
00:00:34Mr. Spark, there were 150 men, women, and children in that column.
00:00:41What are the chances of survivors?
00:00:43Absolutely none, Captain.
00:00:45Berthold Reyes is such a recent discovery.
00:00:48We do not yet have full knowledge of their nature.
00:00:52It is known, however, that living animal tissue disintegrates under exposure.
00:00:57Sandoval's group could not have survived after three years.
00:01:00You're saying that those people built a future in a place knowing they might not survive?
00:01:07I'm saying they knew there was a risk.
00:01:09And what about us?
00:01:12Can we afford to send people down to the planet's surface?
00:01:14The breakdown of tissue does not develop immediately.
00:01:18We can risk a limited exposure.
00:01:21We've established orbit, sir, and I've pinpointed a settlement.
00:01:24Thank you, Mr. Painter.
00:01:28Mr. Spark?
00:01:30Equip a landing party of five to accompany me to the planet's surface.
00:01:34Include Dr. McCoy and the biologist.
00:01:37I want them in ten minutes.
00:01:40I want them in ten minutes.
00:02:07Another dream that failed.
00:02:36There's nothing sadder.
00:02:39It took these people a year to make the trip from Earth.
00:02:42They came all that way.
00:02:45And died.
00:02:47Hardly that, sir.
00:02:53Welcome to Omicron's 83.
00:03:00I'm Elias Sandoval.
00:03:02Space.
00:03:15The final frontier.
00:03:18These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
00:03:23It's five-year mission.
00:03:25To explore strange new worlds.
00:03:27To seek out new life and new civilizations.
00:03:33To boldly go where no man has gone before.
00:03:37And how do nieces?
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:52So...
00:03:53To win.
00:03:54Captain's log, stardate 3417.3.
00:04:20We thought our mission to Omicron SETI-3 would be an unhappy one.
00:04:26We had expected to find no survivors of the agricultural colony there.
00:04:31Apparently, our information was incorrect.
00:04:35We haven't seen anyone outside our own group for four years since we left the Earth.
00:04:40We've been expecting someone for some time.
00:04:42Our subspace radio didn't work properly.
00:04:45I'm afraid we didn't have anyone here who could master its intricacies.
00:04:49Actually, Mr. Sandoval, we didn't come here because of your silent radio.
00:04:56It makes little difference, Captain.
00:04:58You're here. We're happy to see you.
00:05:01Come, let me show you our settlement.
00:05:05On pure speculation, just an educated guess, I'd say that man is alive.
00:05:12Captain, this planet is being bombarded by Berthold Reyes, as our reports indicated.
00:05:19At this intensity, we'll be safe for a week, if necessary.
00:05:23But...
00:05:24But these people shouldn't be alive.
00:05:30Is it possible that they're not?
00:05:32You shook hands with him, Jim.
00:05:35His flesh was warm. He's alive. There's no doubt about that.
00:05:39There's also no question on the fact that Berthold Reyes are incontrovertibly deadly.
00:05:44There's no miracle connected with the doctor, you know that.
00:05:47No cures, no serums, no antidotes.
00:05:50If a man is exposed long enough, he dies.
00:05:54Gentlemen, we're debating in a vacuum. Let's go get some answers.
00:06:00There are two other settlements, but we have 45 columnists here.
00:06:28What was the reason for the dispersal?
00:06:30Well, we felt that three groups would have a better chance for growth.
00:06:34If disease were to strike one group, then the others would be less likely to be affected.
00:06:39You see, Omicron is an ideal agricultural planet.
00:06:43We determined not to suffer the fate of expeditions that went before us.
00:06:49Elias.
00:06:58Layla, come meet our guests. This is Layla Colomi, our bottomist.
00:07:08This is Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Mr. Spock.
00:07:13Mr. Spock and I have met before.
00:07:21It's been a long time.
00:07:22Mr. Sandoval, we do have a mission here. Examinations, tests.
00:07:37By all means, make them. I think you'll find our settlement an interesting one.
00:07:44Our philosophy is a simple one, that men should return to a less complicated life.
00:07:49We have few mechanical things here. No vehicles, no weapons.
00:07:54We have harmony here. Complete peace.
00:07:58We'll try not to interfere with your work.
00:08:02Make yourselves at home, gentlemen.
00:08:05What, uh, exactly are we looking for anyway, sir?
00:08:28Whatever doesn't look right. Whatever that is.
00:08:33When it comes to farms, I wouldn't know what would look right or wrong if it were two feet from me.
00:08:49Hey.
00:08:52What is it?
00:08:55No cows. This barn isn't even built for them. Just for storage.
00:09:01Come to think of it, we haven't seen any animals. No horses, no pigs. Not even a dog. Nothing.
00:09:13You've known the Volcanian. On Earth. Six years ago.
00:09:19Did you love him?
00:09:21If I did, it was important only to myself.
00:09:25How did he feel?
00:09:27Mr. Spock's feelings were never expressed to me. It is said he has none to give.
00:09:39Would you like him to stay with us now?
00:09:41Would you like him to stay with us now? To be as one of us?
00:09:44There is no choice, Elias. He will stay.
00:09:49That will be all. Thank you very much.
00:10:05Anything?
00:10:06I've examined nine men so far, bearing in ages from 23 to 59. They're all in perfect condition.
00:10:21Textbook responses. Heart, lungs, excellent. Coordination, excellent. Reflexes, excellent.
00:10:30If there are many more of them, I could throw away my shingle.
00:10:33Kirk here.
00:10:37Spock here, Captain. There seems to be a total absence of life on the planet, with the exception of the colonists themselves and various types of flora.
00:10:47Sulu had the same observation. Any explanations?
00:10:50Not at the moment, sir. I'm conducting various tests with the tricorder, but results are inconclusive.
00:10:58Very well. Continue investigations. Kirk out.
00:11:02Hmm. No animals. That's peculiar.
00:11:06Yes, especially in view of the fact that the records of this expedition indicate that they did have some for breeding and food purposes.
00:11:14Apparently, none of them survived.
00:11:17I'd like to see the medical records on the expedition.
00:11:20Yes, I thought you might.
00:11:22Captain, I've been looking for you. You haven't seen our fields and crops.
00:11:27I'd like to show you and the doctor what we've accomplished here.
00:11:30Oh, I'm afraid I'll have to bow out. I have to continue with these medical examinations.
00:11:36However, if I find everyone else's health to be as perfect as yours, I...
00:11:44He promised to throw away his shingle.
00:11:47Well, you'll find no weaklings here.
00:11:50Captain?
00:11:52This is the reason, Captain.
00:11:55This soil will grow anything we plant in it.
00:11:59It's a perfect world.
00:12:01We have a moderate climate.
00:12:03Moderate rains all year round.
00:12:06It gives us all we need.
00:12:08It is perfect.
00:12:10Pardon me, Captain.
00:12:12Biology report ready, sir.
00:12:14Well, I have work to attend to myself, Captain.
00:12:19Go ahead, Lieutenant.
00:12:22I heard Sandoval saying they could grow anything here.
00:12:25That's true, sir.
00:12:26They've got a variety of crops in.
00:12:28Grains, potatoes, beans.
00:12:30Make your point.
00:12:32Well, sir, for an agricultural colony, they actually have very little acreage planted.
00:12:37There's enough to sustain the colony, but very little more.
00:12:43It's like a jigsaw puzzle, all one color.
00:12:46No keys where the pieces fit in.
00:12:49Why?
00:12:53Kirk here.
00:12:54This is McCoy, Jim.
00:12:56I think you'd better get back here.
00:12:57Trouble?
00:12:58No.
00:12:59But I'd like you to see this for yourself.
00:13:01On my way.
00:13:07Candoval's medical record, four years ago when the expedition left Earth.
00:13:12He registered scar tissue on his lungs from lobar pneumonia.
00:13:15Suffered when he was a child.
00:13:17No major operations, but there was an appendectomy.
00:13:22Received all required inoculations, et cetera.
00:13:25What's so strange about that?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:29But I examined that man not more than two hours ago,
00:13:32and you know what his readings were?
00:13:34Hmm.
00:13:35Perfect.
00:13:36Perfect.
00:13:37And perfect, just like everyone else I've examined here.
00:13:40Instrument malfunction?
00:13:41No.
00:13:42I thought of that, and I tested it on myself.
00:13:45It accurately recorded my lack of tonsils and those two broken ribs I had once.
00:13:51It did not record the scar tissue on Candoval's lungs,
00:13:55but it did record a healthy appendix where one was supposedly removed.
00:14:01Nothing.
00:14:02Not even insects.
00:14:03Yet your plants grow, and you've survived the exposure to bear toll rates.
00:14:07That can be explained.
00:14:08Please do.
00:14:09Later.
00:14:10I've never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
00:14:11And I never understood you.
00:14:12Until now.
00:14:13I've never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
00:14:14And I never understood you.
00:14:15Until now.
00:14:16There was always a place in here where no one could come.
00:14:20There was only the face you allow people to see.
00:14:21There was only the face you allow people to see.
00:14:22I've never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
00:14:23I've never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
00:14:36And I never understood you.
00:14:39Until now.
00:14:41There was always a place in here where no one could come.
00:14:46There was only the face you allow people to see.
00:14:51Only one side you'd allow them to know.
00:14:56I would like to know how your people have managed to survive here.
00:15:08I missed you.
00:15:10Logically, you should all be dead.
00:15:13If I tell you how we survive, will you try to understand how we feel about our life here?
00:15:21About each other?
00:15:24Emotions are alien to me.
00:15:28I'm a scientist.
00:15:29Someone else might believe that.
00:15:31Your shipmates, your captain.
00:15:34But not me.
00:15:37Come.
00:15:54Mr. Sandoval, within the hour I've received orders from Starfleet Command to evacuate all personnel from this colony.
00:16:10Naturally, you'll inform your people to begin preparations.
00:16:13We will have accommodations for you aboard the Enterprise.
00:16:17No.
00:16:18It's not an arbitrary decision on my part, sir.
00:16:28I have my orders.
00:16:30Captain, it's entirely unnecessary.
00:16:32We're in no danger here.
00:16:34We've explained the birds all raised to you and their effect. Can't you understand?
00:16:45Doctor, how can I make you understand?
00:16:49Your own instruments have shown that we're all in perfect health.
00:16:52We've had no deaths here.
00:16:54What about your animals?
00:16:56We're vegetarians.
00:16:58That doesn't answer my question, sir.
00:17:02Why did all your animals die?
00:17:04Captain, you stress very unimportant matters.
00:17:11We will not leave.
00:17:17It's not much further.
00:17:31You've not yet explained the nature of this thing.
00:17:35Its basic properties and elements are not important.
00:17:39What is important is it gives life, peace, love.
00:17:45What you're describing was once known in the vernacular as a happiness pill.
00:17:54And you, as a scientist, should know that that's not possible.
00:17:58I was one of the first to find them.
00:18:05The spores.
00:18:07The spores?
00:18:11The spores?
00:18:13The spores.
00:18:16The spores.
00:18:34it shouldn't hurt
00:18:44not like this it didn't hurt us
00:18:52I am not like you
00:19:04now
00:19:24now you belong to all of us
00:19:28and we to you
00:19:30there's no need to hide your inner face
00:19:34any longer
00:19:34we understand
00:19:38I love you
00:19:52I can love you
00:20:04Captain's log
00:20:15supplemental
00:20:16we have been ordered by Starfleet Command
00:20:19to evacuate the colony on Omicron 3
00:20:22however the colony leader
00:20:25Elias Sandoval
00:20:27has refused all cooperation
00:20:30and will not listen to any arguments
00:20:32Sandoval
00:20:34Captain your arguments are very valid
00:20:37but they do not apply to us
00:20:38being unreasonable
00:20:39well nevertheless
00:20:40excuse me
00:20:42excuse me
00:20:43my orders are to remove
00:20:46all the colonists
00:20:48that's exactly what I intend to do
00:20:50with or without your help
00:20:51without I should think
00:20:55would you like to use a butterfly net on him
00:21:01no I don't think or use a
00:21:03Captain
00:21:03we've checked out everything
00:21:06it all seems normal
00:21:08except for the absence of any animals
00:21:11we have orders
00:21:12to evacuate all colonists
00:21:14to Starbase 27
00:21:15I want landing parties
00:21:17to coordinate the colonists
00:21:19and prepare them to transport up to the ship
00:21:21we'll need extra accommodations aboard
00:21:23where's Mr. Spock
00:21:27and Mr. DeSalle
00:21:28we haven't seen them
00:21:30since we began our check
00:21:32DeSalle said he was going to examine
00:21:34some native plants he found
00:21:36did Spock call in at all?
00:21:38no he didn't
00:21:39Spock
00:21:40see the landing parties
00:21:42will you soon?
00:21:43yes sir
00:21:44Spock
00:21:46that one looks like a dragon
00:21:52I see the tail
00:21:54and
00:21:55the torso's spines
00:21:57I've never seen a dragon
00:21:59I have
00:22:01on Berengaria 7
00:22:04but I've never stopped
00:22:08to look at clouds before
00:22:09or rainbows
00:22:15do you know
00:22:20I can tell you exactly
00:22:22why one appears in the sky
00:22:23but considering its beauty
00:22:26has always been out of the question
00:22:28not here
00:22:31Spock
00:22:57yes
00:22:59what did you want
00:23:00Spock
00:23:02Spock is that you?
00:23:03yes Captain
00:23:04what did you want?
00:23:06where are you?
00:23:10I don't believe I want to tell you
00:23:13Spock
00:23:16I don't know what you think you're doing
00:23:18but this is an order
00:23:20report back to me
00:23:22of the settlement
00:23:22in 10 minutes
00:23:23we're evacuating
00:23:25all colonists
00:23:26to Starbase 27
00:23:27no
00:23:28no
00:23:28I don't think so
00:23:29you don't think so
00:23:32what?
00:23:33I don't think so
00:23:36sir
00:23:37spock
00:23:42report to me immediately
00:23:46spark
00:23:53Acknowledge
00:23:56Spock
00:23:59The frequency is open, but he doesn't answer
00:24:05That didn't sound at all like Spock, Jim
00:24:10No
00:24:11I thought you said you might like him if he mallowed a little
00:24:16I didn't say that
00:24:17You said that, I...
00:24:18Not exactly
00:24:19Well, he might be in trouble
00:24:23Yes, take over the landing party detail
00:24:28Start getting those colonists aboard
00:24:30Well, how'll you find Spock?
00:24:33The frequency is open, it'll act as a homing device
00:24:36Contact the cell, have them meet you here
00:24:38Make sure the landing party works in teams of two
00:24:42I don't want anybody left alone down here
00:24:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:25:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:25:16Spock.
00:25:26Mr. Spock?
00:25:46What are you doing with those things, DeSau?
00:25:50I want you to take a good close look at these, Doc.
00:25:56They're very interesting.
00:26:02Mr. Spock.
00:26:11Are you out of your mind?
00:26:15You were told to report to me at once.
00:26:18I didn't want to, Jim.
00:26:23Yes, I can see that.
00:26:32Ms. Colombe, you'll have to come back with us to the settlement and prepare to transport up to the ship.
00:26:38There will be no evacuation, Jim.
00:26:41But perhaps we should go back and get you straightened out.
00:26:45Mr. Sulu, Mr. Spock is under arrest and he's in your custody until we get back to the Enterprise.
00:26:55Mr. Spock.
00:26:56Very well.
00:26:57Come with me.
00:27:02Mr. Sulu understands, don't you, Mr. Sulu?
00:27:17Yes.
00:27:18I see now.
00:27:19Of course we can't remove the colony.
00:27:20He'd be wrong.
00:27:22I don't know what these plants are.
00:27:23Or how they work on them.
00:27:25But you're all going back to the settlement with me and those colonists are going aboard the ship.
00:27:27Mr. Sulu understands, don't you?
00:27:28Mr. Sulu understands, don't you, Mr. Sulu?
00:27:30Yes.
00:27:31I see now.
00:27:34Of course we can't remove the colony.
00:27:36He'd be wrong.
00:27:38I don't know what these plants are.
00:27:44Or how they work on them.
00:27:47But you're all going back to the settlement with me and those colonists are going aboard the ship.
00:27:52I can see the captain is going to be difficult.
00:28:12Ready to beam up.
00:28:17Hiya, Jimmy boy.
00:28:19Hey, I've taken care of everything.
00:28:21Now all y'all got to do is just relax.
00:28:24Doctor's orders.
00:28:26How many of those is your beam up?
00:28:28Oh, must be.
00:28:29Mightn't I have owned a hundred by now?
00:28:31Hey, Doc, I'm ready to energize.
00:28:34Everything okay with those plants?
00:28:36This is the captain.
00:28:38Beam me up.
00:28:39Well, sure, if you want.
00:28:42I most certainly do.
00:28:44Energize.
00:28:45Lieutenant.
00:28:46Put me through to Admiral Comack at Starfleet.
00:29:00Oh, I'm sorry, Captain.
00:29:05I can't do that.
00:29:07What do you mean you can't do that?
00:29:09Follow standard procedure.
00:29:10That's an order.
00:29:11Oh, I know it is, Captain.
00:29:13But you see, all communications are out.
00:29:20Out?
00:29:21Why short-circuited them.
00:29:23Except for ship to surface, we'll need that for a while.
00:29:28It's really for the best, Captain.
00:29:58You're back to your stations.
00:30:03You're back to your stations.
00:30:06I'm sorry, sir.
00:30:07We're all transporting down to join the column.
00:30:09I said get back to your station.
00:30:11No, sir.
00:30:16This is mutiny, mister.
00:30:19Yes, sir.
00:30:20It is.
00:30:28Captain's log, stardate 3417.5.
00:30:39The pod plants have spread spores throughout the ship, carried by the ventilation system.
00:30:46Under their influence, my crew is deserting to join the Omicron colony, and I can't stop them.
00:30:56I don't know why I have not been infected, nor can I get Dr. McCoy to explain the physical, psychological aspects of the infection.
00:31:08I'm not interested in any physical, psychological aspects, Jim boy.
00:31:14We all perfectly healthy down here.
00:31:17I've heard that word a lot lately. Perfect. Everything's perfect.
00:31:21Yeah, that's right. That's just what it is.
00:31:24I thought you've even grown your tonsils back.
00:31:28Sure enough.
00:31:31Hey, Jim boy.
00:31:33Y'all ever have a real, cold, Georgia-style nut julep, huh?
00:31:41Look, Bones, I need your help.
00:31:44And your own tests, blood samples, anything at all to give us a lead on what these things are, how to counteract them.
00:31:51Who wants to counteract paradise, Jim boy?
00:31:57McCoy out.
00:31:58Bones.
00:31:59Bones.
00:32:00Bones.
00:32:01Bones.
00:32:02Bones.
00:32:13Bones.
00:32:14Almost the entire ship's complement has been down.
00:32:16I'm very pleased.
00:32:17The entire landing operation is proceeding quite well.
00:32:21Where's McCoy?
00:32:23We went off to create something called a mint julep.
00:32:29That's a drink, Jim.
00:32:31Captain, why don't you join us?
00:32:34In your own private paradise.
00:32:38The spores have made it that.
00:32:41Where did they originate?
00:32:43It's impossible to say.
00:32:45They drifted through space until they finally landed here.
00:32:50You see, they actually thrive on Berthold rays.
00:32:54The plants act as a repository for thousands of microscopic spores until they find a human body to inhabit.
00:33:04In return, they give you complete health and peace of mind.
00:33:10That's paradise.
00:33:13We have no need or want, Captain.
00:33:16It's a true Eden, Jim.
00:33:19There's belonging and love.
00:33:23No wants, no needs.
00:33:28We weren't meant for that, none of us.
00:33:32A man stagnates if he has no ambition or desire to be more than he is.
00:33:38We have what we need.
00:33:40Except a challenge.
00:33:43You don't understand, Jim.
00:33:46But you'll come around.
00:33:48Sooner or later.
00:33:51Join us.
00:33:54Please.
00:33:58I'll go back to the ship.
00:34:23demokrat sharks.
00:34:26Open the ship.
00:34:27Stoppers.
00:34:28Entered to fall.
00:34:29Clockyrus.
00:34:30Open the ship.
00:34:31Don't rabbits.
00:34:32Open the ship.
00:34:33industrialise.
00:34:34Ost Coin esos lazım,
00:34:36Earned to glitter.
00:34:37All saying,
00:34:38Another Yep.
00:34:39There will be motorcycles.
00:34:40There will be Powers!
00:34:42What do you care?
00:34:44Free55 Moved 넘ero Hills.
00:34:45Come on up!
00:34:46Get dressed.
00:34:47Not ma na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na厗.
00:34:48engineering scotty
00:34:59biochemistry lab security
00:35:08is there anyone on board this is the captain
00:35:14biochemistry
00:35:21biochemistry
00:35:29biochemistry
00:35:41Captain's log, stardate 34-17.7.
00:35:52Except for myself, all crew personnel,
00:35:57I've transported to the surface of the planet.
00:36:02Mutinied.
00:36:06Lieutenant Uhura has effectively sabotaged the communication station.
00:36:12I can only contact the surface of the planet.
00:36:20The ship can be maintained in orbit for several months,
00:36:26but even with automatic controls, I cannot pilot her alone.
00:36:32In effect, I am marooned here.
00:36:41I'm beginning to realize it.
00:37:03Just how big this ship really is.
00:37:05How quiet.
00:37:08I don't know how to get my crew back.
00:37:12How to counteract the effect of the spores.
00:37:15I don't know what I can offer against paradise.
00:37:29Let's.
00:37:29I don't know what I can offer pilots.
00:37:35I don't know what time to do.
00:37:38I am how to counteract the ship.
00:37:43Enterprise to Mr. Spock.
00:38:13Yes, Jim. What is it now?
00:38:15I've joined you. I understand now.
00:38:21Wonderful, Jim. When will you beam down?
00:38:25There's some things in my quarters I want to pack.
00:38:28Good. Layla and I'll meet you at the beam down point.
00:38:33Kirk out.
00:38:43Good.
00:38:56Good.
00:38:58Good.
00:39:03Good.
00:39:03Good.
00:39:05Good.
00:40:09Hello.
00:40:13I...
00:40:17can...
00:40:21leave!
00:40:23Emotions.
00:40:35Violent emotions needs...
00:40:41anger.
00:40:45I think I've discovered the answer.
00:40:57Captain's log supplemental.
00:41:07I think I've discovered the answer.
00:41:11But to carry out my plan entails considerable risk.
00:41:17Mr. Spock is much stronger than the ordinary human being.
00:41:21Aroused, his great physical strength could kill.
00:41:27But it's a risk I'll have to take.
00:41:33Enterprise to Mr. Spock.
00:41:36Spock here.
00:41:37It's Jim.
00:41:39What's keeping you, Jim?
00:41:41We've been waiting.
00:41:43I've been packing some things,
00:41:45and I realize there's some equipment here
00:41:47that we should have down at the settlement.
00:41:49You know we can't come back on board once the last of us has left.
00:41:55Do you want me to beam up a party?
00:41:57No.
00:41:59I think you and I can handle it.
00:42:03Why don't you beam up now?
00:42:05Just a moment.
00:42:07It won't take long.
00:42:11Do you mind?
00:42:12I'll wait.
00:42:23Ready to beam up, Jim.
00:42:28Energizing.
00:42:29All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed.
00:42:44We'll see about you deserting my ship.
00:42:50The term half-breed is somewhat applicable.
00:42:54But computerized is inaccurate.
00:42:57A machine can be computerized, not a man.
00:43:01What makes you think you're a man?
00:43:02You're an overgrown jackrabbit.
00:43:04An elf with a hyperactive thyroid.
00:43:09Shit.
00:43:10I don't understand.
00:43:12Of course you don't understand.
00:43:13You don't have the brains to understand.
00:43:14All you have is printed circuits.
00:43:20Captain, if you'll excuse me.
00:43:21What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak
00:43:26whose father was a computer and his mother an encyclopedia?
00:43:29My mother was a teacher.
00:43:32My father an ambassador.
00:43:35Your father was a computer, like his son.
00:43:39An ambassador from a planet of traitors.
00:43:42The Volk could never live to have an ounce of integrity.
00:43:46Captain, please don't.
00:43:48You're a traitor from a race of traitors.
00:43:51Disloyal to the core.
00:43:53Rotten like the rest of your subhuman race.
00:43:56And you've got the gall to make love to that girl.
00:44:01That's enough.
00:44:05Does she know what she's getting, Spock?
00:44:08A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting on a mushroom?
00:44:15Instead of passing himself off as a man, you belong in a circus, Spock.
00:44:20Not a starship.
00:44:26Right next to the dog-faced boy.
00:44:50Had enough?
00:45:07I didn't realize what it took to get under that thick hide of yours.
00:45:13Anyhow, I don't want you so mad about it.
00:45:18It isn't every first officer who gets to belt as captain several times.
00:45:28You did that to me deliberately.
00:45:32Believe me, Mr. Spock.
00:45:35It was painful in more ways than one.
00:45:39The spores.
00:45:40They're gone.
00:45:46I don't belong anymore.
00:45:49You said they were benevolent and peaceful.
00:45:51Violent emotions.
00:45:53Overwhelm them. Destroy them.
00:45:55I had to make you angry enough to shake off their influence.
00:46:00That's the answer, Mr. Spock.
00:46:04That may be correct, Captain.
00:46:06That trying to initiate a brawl with over 500 crewmen and colonists is hardly logical.
00:46:14I had something else in mind.
00:46:16Can you put together a subsonic transmitter, something we can hook into the communication station and broadcast over the communicator?
00:46:25It can be done.
00:46:26Good.
00:46:27Let's get to work.
00:46:29Captain.
00:46:31Striking a fellow officer is a court-martial offense.
00:46:34Well, if we're both in the brig, who's going to build a subsonic transmitter?
00:46:49That is quite logical, Captain.
00:46:56Well, now, it's a little early to be counting stars, Miss Layla.
00:47:11I'm waiting for Mr. Spock and the captain to transport down.
00:47:17They had some equipment to be moved.
00:47:20But it's been so long.
00:47:22I wish you'd come back.
00:47:24Well, now, I think I can fix that for you.
00:47:30Enterprise?
00:47:31Spock here.
00:47:32Enterprise.
00:47:33Spock here.
00:47:34This is Layla.
00:47:35I borrowed the doctor's communicator.
00:47:38I was worried something might have happened to you.
00:47:40I was worried something might have happened to you.
00:47:45You are all right, aren't you?
00:47:46Yes.
00:47:47Yes.
00:47:48I'm quite well.
00:47:49Can I come aboard?
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:51Yes, I'm quite well.
00:47:53I'm sure.
00:47:54Yes, I'm sure.
00:47:55Here, come aboard.
00:47:57Yes.
00:47:58You're welcome.
00:47:59Bye, Dr. Spock.
00:48:00You're welcome.
00:48:01Bye.
00:48:02Bye, Dr. Spock.
00:48:03Bye.
00:48:04Bye.
00:48:05Bye.
00:48:06Bye.
00:48:07Bye.
00:48:08Bye.
00:48:09Bye.
00:48:10Bye, Dr. Spock.
00:48:11Bye.
00:48:12Bye.
00:48:13Bye.
00:48:14Bye.
00:48:15I've never seen a starship before, and I want to talk to you.
00:48:22Are you still at the beam-down point, and is the doctor there?
00:48:28Yes, to both questions.
00:48:32Give your communicator back to Dr. McCoy.
00:48:36You won't need it to beam up.
00:48:39It'll take a few moments. Just wait there.
00:48:43Out.
00:48:44Mr. Spock.
00:48:53Miss Colomy is strictly your concern, but...
00:48:59Should you talk to her while she's still under the influence of the sport?
00:49:08I'll be back shortly, Captain.
00:49:14I'll be back next time.
00:49:15I'll be back next time.
00:49:16I'll be back next time.
00:49:22I'm back next time.
00:49:23VIOLIN PLAYS
00:49:53You're no longer with us, are you?
00:50:05I felt something was wrong.
00:50:09It was necessary.
00:50:14Come back to the planet with me.
00:50:17You can belong again.
00:50:21Come back with me, please.
00:50:23Come back with me.
00:50:24Come back with me.
00:50:25Come back with me.
00:50:26I can't.
00:50:32Mom?
00:50:33I love you.
00:50:41I said that six years ago and I can't seem to stop repeating myself.
00:50:50On earth you couldn't give anything of yourself.
00:50:57You couldn't even put your arms around me.
00:51:00We couldn't have anything together there.
00:51:05We couldn't have anything together anyplace else.
00:51:09But we're happy here.
00:51:16I can't lose you now, Mr. Spock.
00:51:18I can't.
00:51:19I have a responsibility to this ship and that man on the bridge.
00:51:30I am what I am, Layla.
00:51:37And if there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
00:51:43Mine can be no worse than someone else's.
00:51:44I have lost you, haven't I?
00:51:45I have lost you, haven't I?
00:51:50Not only you.
00:51:51I have lost all of it.
00:51:52Spores.
00:51:53I've lost them, too.
00:51:54Captain Discovery.
00:51:55I've lost all of it.
00:51:57Spores.
00:51:58I've lost them, too.
00:51:59Captain Discovery.
00:52:00I've lost them, too.
00:52:03Captain Discovery.
00:52:04This is for my good?
00:52:05I...
00:52:06I...
00:52:07I've lost all of it.
00:52:08I, I.
00:52:09I...
00:52:10I...
00:52:11I...
00:52:12I...
00:52:13I...
00:52:14I...
00:52:15I...
00:52:16I...
00:52:17I...
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00:52:19I...
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00:52:30I...
00:52:31Do you mind if I say I still love you?
00:52:53You never told me if you had another name, Mr. Spock.
00:53:01You couldn't pronounce it.
00:53:26I'll not hear this, of course.
00:53:28It'll be more of a sensation of feeling it.
00:53:31As though somebody had put itching powder on their skin.
00:53:35Precisely.
00:53:37Now it should begin to work on their nerves in a few minutes.
00:53:40Sorry, Giselle.
00:53:55What do you think you're doing?
00:53:57I said I was sorry.
00:53:59More like you're clumsy.
00:54:00If you hadn't gotten in my way.
00:54:02Come on, bring it up.
00:54:26Bring it up.
00:54:26All right.
00:54:36Well, doctor.
00:54:47I've been thinking about what sort of a worker I could assign you to.
00:54:52What do you mean?
00:54:54What sort of work? I'm a doctor.
00:54:56Not anymore, of course.
00:54:57We don't need you, not as a doctor.
00:55:00Oh, no?
00:55:07You'd like to see just how fast I can put you in a hospital?
00:55:11I am the leader of this colony.
00:55:14I'll assign you to whatever work I think is suitable.
00:55:17Just a minute.
00:55:21You'd better make me a mechanic.
00:55:22Then I can treat little tin guards like you.
00:55:26Sorry, Sandoval.
00:55:43I don't know what made me do that.
00:55:48I don't know what makes me do that.
00:55:51I don't know what makes me do that.
00:55:53We've done nothing here.
00:55:58No accomplishments, no progress.
00:56:04Three years wasted.
00:56:09We wanted to make this planet a garden.
00:56:16You can't stay here.
00:56:20You can't survive without the spores.
00:56:26After you've cleared at the Starbase, you could be relocated.
00:56:33It depends upon what you want.
00:56:37I think I'd...
00:56:42I think we'd like to get some work done.
00:56:45The work we started out to do.
00:56:50Enterprise.
00:56:55Enterprise, Spock here.
00:56:57This is McCoy.
00:56:59Sandoval would like to talk to the Captain.
00:57:02Just a moment.
00:57:04They're all beginning to call in, Captain.
00:57:06Rather contritely, I should say.
00:57:08Sandoval wishes to speak to you.
00:57:10Put them on the speaker.
00:57:13Kirk here.
00:57:15Oh, Captain.
00:57:16As I understood it, you were to transport us to Starbase 27.
00:57:22We'll give you every cooperation.
00:57:26Start making preparations, Mr. Sandoval.
00:57:29We'll begin transporting your people aboard as soon as more of our crew checks in.
00:57:38Well, Jim, I've just examined the last of the columns.
00:57:57They're all in absolutely perfect, perfect help.
00:58:02A fringe benefit left over by the spores.
00:58:06Good.
00:58:07Well, that's the second time man's been thrown out of Paradise.
00:58:18No, no.
00:58:19It's this time we walked out on our own.
00:58:22Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise.
00:58:27Maybe we were meant to fight our way through.
00:58:31Struggle.
00:58:32Claw our way up.
00:58:33Scratch for every inch of the way.
00:58:37Maybe we can't stroll to the music of the lute.
00:58:42We must march to the sound of drums.
00:58:46Poetry, Captain.
00:58:48Non-regulation.
00:58:51We haven't heard much from you about Omicron Seti III, Mr. Spock.
00:58:56I have little to say about it, Captain.
00:59:01Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy.
00:59:26The End
00:59:31THE END
01:00:01THE END
01:00:31THE END