Nick Turani's Most Hated Things In Life (The Bracket, Vol. 171)

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00:00:00Okay, welcome to The Bracket, episode 171.

00:00:03Today, after doing Che's top 16 things in life last week,

00:00:08like we mentioned at the end of the show,

00:00:09this week we're going to pivot and do Nick's numbers,

00:00:12or 1 through 16 worst things in life.

00:00:15Yeah.

00:00:16Nick's bottom 16 things.

00:00:18Things I hate, and I think we have a good, diverse group of people that know me well

00:00:21and people that hardly know me.

00:00:23Yeah, who hardly...

00:00:24You're also not much of a hater,

00:00:26so I'm interested to see what this list looks like.

00:00:28Yeah, it was...

00:00:30I wish I had more trouble making the list,

00:00:33because I thought I wasn't a hater as well.

00:00:35We'll see how it goes.

00:00:37KB is in Thailand for a three-month showjourn, right?

00:00:40KB's doing that three-month Thailand solo trip.

00:00:43Solo trip, yes.

00:00:44He'll be back eventually.

00:00:45Tommy's on the flight home from Fiji as we do.

00:00:47We're doing a lot of Pacific hopping.

00:00:50Have we discussed as a group what we're going to do if Tommy comes back

00:00:54and he's looking hot?

00:00:55He's definitely going to be hot.

00:00:56Those selfies he's sending, he looks like a piece of ass.

00:00:58Looks good.

00:00:58I know.

00:00:59I know.

00:00:59He has that little idea of a goatee going on.

00:01:04And I DM'd him very nice, and I was like,

00:01:08dude, you look legitimately hot.

00:01:09He said, um, yeah, duh.

00:01:11Yes!

00:01:12Damn it.

00:01:13Damn it.

00:01:13I don't know what we're going to do,

00:01:16but we're going to have to put him on the Robert Pattinson Twilight plan.

00:01:18You're not allowed to go outside.

00:01:19Yeah.

00:01:19Because once Tommy gets a tan, he's insufferable.

00:01:22Yeah.

00:01:22I mean, Tommy is insufferable baseline.

00:01:25True.

00:01:25Uh, so KB's out.

00:01:27Che also is out.

00:01:29We do have Meek fill in.

00:01:30We have fights in.

00:01:31Uh, we have Kate, and it may have Kate again.

00:01:33Kate again, first, uh, for appearance on the bracket.

00:01:35Yeah, I'm excited.

00:01:36Yeah, except we did a dog walk together recently,

00:01:38and also, uh, I've been tweeting every time I see a Chargers fuck up on their offensive line now.

00:01:42I just send it to Kate again.

00:01:42I'm like, tell me what went wrong here.

00:01:45I'll be the guy for that.

00:01:46I'm fine with that.

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00:02:16That was a tough one.

00:02:17As of right now, that last game.

00:02:18He was just, Meek was walking around the office saying,

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00:02:54I think they win.

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00:02:57Not sure.

00:02:58You sound confident, man.

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00:03:28Okay, so our first matchup of the day, Nick's least favorite things in life.

00:03:32Should we say, I think that's a good way to put it, least favorite, that way it's not

00:03:35as hating?

00:03:36I'm fine hating.

00:03:38Nick's most hated things in life.

00:03:39Yeah, it's the shit I hate.

00:03:41Starting out with the number five one.

00:03:42I like this one a lot.

00:03:43The Cha-Cha-Cha Kid during the birthday song.

00:03:48There's always one.

00:03:49What's the Cha-Cha-Cha?

00:03:50Happy birthday to you.

00:03:52Cha-Cha-Cha.

00:03:53Yeah.

00:03:54I actually, I don't run into that as often as the, how old are you now?

00:04:00Are you one?

00:04:01Are you two?

00:04:01I've never heard that one.

00:04:03That one's tough.

00:04:04Because that makes it so much longer.

00:04:05Yeah.

00:04:05You guys are aware of the Cha-Cha-Cha boy?

00:04:08Yeah.

00:04:08They thought they were hilarious.

00:04:10They're still, that's still a thing.

00:04:12Is it still?

00:04:12I'm going to kids' birthday parties now and they are.

00:04:14And there's a Cha-Cha-Cha Kid?

00:04:15Cha-Cha Kid.

00:04:16And it's always accompanied by a finger point.

00:04:18Whenever I have a child, if I ever do, and there's a Cha-Cha-Cha Kid in my house, gone.

00:04:24Gone.

00:04:24As a Jeff out the door.

00:04:26Is that guy worse?

00:04:27Or the guy that tries to blow out the candles for the person?

00:04:31It's oftentimes one and the same.

00:04:33It's not your day, man.

00:04:35No, no, no.

00:04:35And it's not, especially the song.

00:04:39It's a big time look at me move.

00:04:41Oh, I hate it.

00:04:42And the guy always screams it too.

00:04:43And it's dead silent because it's right between the verse.

00:04:45It's like, right in between the happy birthday.

00:04:48Cha-Cha-Cha.

00:04:49It's so abrasive.

00:04:51That's crazy that I don't really have a ton of experience with that.

00:04:53The kid thinks he's a superstar.

00:04:55Their eyes always dart around.

00:04:56Who's laughing?

00:04:58This also might be a situation where it's like one of those, like, if you can't spot the asshole, you're the asshole.

00:05:02You're the Cha-Cha-Cha guy?

00:05:03I'm not, but I'll say this.

00:05:06Because I hate the singing so much, I do, like, an intentional bad.

00:05:11It's not over the top, but I do, like, a happy birthday to you.

00:05:17It blends in, though.

00:05:18It blends in.

00:05:19It blends in.

00:05:19Yeah, no, people aren't looking at me, but I go very high.

00:05:22And that's going up against the number 12 seed, an oddly specific one.

00:05:25Local newscasters that walk into Generations Pub in Wheeling, West Virginia, and think they are the second coming of Christ,

00:05:29and try to fuck your girlfriend on pierogi-slash-trivia night.

00:05:33Yeah.

00:05:33I think we can all relate to that.

00:05:35Yeah.

00:05:36That's a pretty blanket one.

00:05:37What's this guy's name?

00:05:38I need to see if he's hot or not.

00:05:39I'll send him to you.

00:05:40Okay.

00:05:41Well, no, I'm, that's, it's a hypothetical.

00:05:44Okay, sorry, it's a hypothetical.

00:05:45My bad, my bad.

00:05:46Let's see.

00:05:47Newscasters in West Virginia.

00:05:49But, yeah, so pierogi-slash-trivia night?

00:05:51Yeah, it just happened to fall on the same night.

00:05:53You could have all-you-can-eat pierogies, General Tso's pierogies,

00:05:56and then answer some really, really, what I've realized is easy trivia,

00:06:00but for the native West Virginians, it's some real brain busters.

00:06:04Like what?

00:06:06Who's the black star of Men in Black?

00:06:08Come on!

00:06:10That's a real question?

00:06:11I mean, it was that level.

00:06:15And I'll just be like, okay, I'm crushing this.

00:06:18Not to back up too much, but General Tso's pierogies?

00:06:21Yeah, at Generations Pub.

00:06:23I recommend it.

00:06:23Pierogi night at Generations.

00:06:25The G-spot, dude.

00:06:27Pierogies are unbelievable.

00:06:28Unbelievable.

00:06:29You're a Pittsburgh guy.

00:06:30Yeah.

00:06:30Yeah, pierogi mountain over Pittsburgh.

00:06:31I grew up.

00:06:32My grandma used to make them handmade and-

00:06:33Oh, my God.

00:06:34Cautéed onions.

00:06:35Yeah, Katie, that's an Eastern European-ass name.

00:06:37Are you Polish?

00:06:38I'm Croatian.

00:06:39Oh, okay.

00:06:40That's close enough, yeah.

00:06:41Beautiful coastline.

00:06:42Yes, very much so.

00:06:43That completely destroys the rest of Eastern Europe's attempt at a coastline.

00:06:46Yeah, just makes it all.

00:06:48Yeah.

00:06:49Pierogi's great, though.

00:06:50But in a General Tso's combination, that sounds-

00:06:52Yeah, I'm still trying to taste that in my mouth.

00:06:53General Tso's chicken inside of pierogi?

00:06:55Oh, is that what it is?

00:06:57I'm assuming that's what you're talking about?

00:06:58No, no, no.

00:06:58It's General Tso's sauce on pierogi.

00:07:00That's what I was thinking.

00:07:01Still sounds good, yeah.

00:07:02If you guys ever want to feel like a Mensa member and like you're on the catwalk of the

00:07:08Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, go to Wheeling, West Virginia Trivia Night and just look

00:07:13around and then, oh, you'll feel-

00:07:15Kate, we've got to get you there.

00:07:16I would be a six there.

00:07:19Kate, you'd be like an 11.

00:07:21People would get nosebleeds looking at you.

00:07:24I got to move.

00:07:26Look at that.

00:07:26Their eyes coming like 10 feet out of their head.

00:07:28They already are, dude.

00:07:30That's from the fallout from last day.

00:07:33It's the nature.

00:07:34Yeah, it's the water supply.

00:07:35Yeah, the contaminated water supply.

00:07:38Okay, so the local newscaster that tries to have sex with their girlfriend versus the

00:07:41cha-cha-cha guy.

00:07:42We'll start with you, Fights.

00:07:44This is a no-brainer.

00:07:46I mean, come on.

00:07:46I'm just picturing the perfect night.

00:07:48Just probably on my fourth or fifth General Tso's pierogi.

00:07:52Yeah.

00:07:52We're starting to do a little footsie under the table.

00:07:56We've got the wine setting in a little bit.

00:07:58You're not having wine.

00:08:00You're having icy light mangoes, brother.

00:08:02We're crushing trivia.

00:08:04I'm like, I'm getting late tonight.

00:08:05And then the man who must not be named walks in.

00:08:08Yeah, that's got to be the worst thing that can happen to you.

00:08:10He's in his suit.

00:08:12He's in his suit?

00:08:12Oh, I missed that.

00:08:14Dude, small town newscasters.

00:08:17So one for the local newscaster, Meek.

00:08:19Am I picking the worst thing or the winner?

00:08:22Yeah, which one do you think is worse?

00:08:23Which one I think is worse?

00:08:25Yeah.

00:08:25Okay.

00:08:26Probably a cha-cha-cha because there's multiple of those that exist, whereas this pierogi trivia

00:08:31guy is only one guy in existence, I'm pretty sure.

00:08:33Yeah, but he's going to keep banging your girl.

00:08:35There's only one of them, though.

00:08:37You're fine with just one dude banging your girl?

00:08:40He'll keep the number under three.

00:08:42I'm fine with that.

00:08:43But I mean, cha-cha-cha guy, there's like hundreds, thousands.

00:08:46That's true.

00:08:46One of these dudes has his dick in your girlfriend's pussy.

00:08:49Who says the cha-cha-cha one doesn't?

00:08:53It's a whole way.

00:08:54If your girl gets fucked by the cha-cha-cha guy.

00:08:57Yeah.

00:08:59So you're going to go with the cha-cha-cha guy.

00:09:01Nick?

00:09:02I'm going cha-cha-cha kid as well.

00:09:04At a certain point, I start to feel bad for the small town newscaster.

00:09:09It's the cha-cha-cha kid.

00:09:11He thinks he's a fucking A-lister.

00:09:14I'm trying to look through the list of the local weather guys.

00:09:17It might be Brendan McNamara.

00:09:18No, not current.

00:09:19Not current.

00:09:20As an old ex-meteorologist?

00:09:23Yeah.

00:09:24So two for cha-cha-cha guy.

00:09:25Kate?

00:09:26I will say small town weatherman.

00:09:29Like any small town you've been to, the weatherman is the most eccentric of the news crew.

00:09:33He's like their wild card, their shining star.

00:09:35He's the most famous person of every small town.

00:09:37But also weatherman too are like the divas of the, like I remember Philly had Glenn Hurricane

00:09:42Schwartz.

00:09:43Oh, that's cool.

00:09:43Or like a spinning bow tie and he like fucked everyone.

00:09:46Yeah.

00:09:46I remember being at the zoo when he was there once and everyone was like, it's Glenn Hurricane

00:09:49Schwartz.

00:09:49Like everybody.

00:09:50And so you're feeling special.

00:09:51You're having a good night at the bar and then that.

00:09:53He walks in and everybody like knows him and he knows, everybody knows him.

00:09:56For the record, this is not Darnell Foster.

00:09:57I fucking love Darnell Foster.

00:09:59Not Darnell Foster.

00:10:01I'm looking at Glenn Hurricane Schwartz.

00:10:02I don't think he was fucking.

00:10:03It's like something about his face.

00:10:05This is an old man.

00:10:08He was a hot commodity back in the day.

00:10:10But anyway, all that being said, I still got to go cha-cha-cha kid.

00:10:13Even if it happens to be my own kid.

00:10:16But what if it's your kid's birthday?

00:10:17How mad would you be if another kid was stealing his thunder?

00:10:20I would find out what allergy that kid had.

00:10:22Oh, yeah.

00:10:23Like a peanut.

00:10:24Peanut butter.

00:10:26But yeah.

00:10:26No, that's something about you're right.

00:10:29The cha-cha-cha.

00:10:30One for the cha-cha.

00:10:31Or another one for the cha-cha-cha kid.

00:10:33I'm going to go cha-cha kid as well because being fortunate enough to go down to Wheeling

00:10:37for a bunch of baseball tournaments when I was a kid.

00:10:40Oh, Beast of the East?

00:10:41Yeah.

00:10:41Did you ever win it all?

00:10:42On the wheel on the hill.

00:10:43Yeah.

00:10:43Oh, Bethlehem.

00:10:44Bethlehem.

00:10:45That's where I'm actually from.

00:10:46You're from Bethlehem.

00:10:47That's where I'm from.

00:10:47Yeah.

00:10:48Nick from Bethlehem.

00:10:49Yeah.

00:10:50You know, seeing all the baseball moms there, it can't be.

00:10:54You're not picking the top of the crop, you know?

00:10:57For Wheeling women.

00:10:58You're saying we have ugly moms?

00:10:59No, no, no, no, no.

00:11:01A milfless town.

00:11:02But I will take the trade off.

00:11:05Footloose town.

00:11:05No milf.

00:11:06He can fuck my girl.

00:11:07He can fuck my girl if I can get more pierogies and more pierogies.

00:11:12He doesn't work there, but I guess you're there.

00:11:14But I'll let him.

00:11:15I'll make a deal with the cooks and I'll say, hey, he can fuck my girl, but you just

00:11:19have to keep feeding.

00:11:20There is even a number.

00:11:21Like, the best pussy, there is an equivalent amount of pierogies.

00:11:23Yes.

00:11:26So if they can match that equivalent, he can fuck my girl.

00:11:29Yeah.

00:11:30I'm not saying I'm a cuck for a pierogi, but I'm just paying.

00:11:33That's fine.

00:11:34But fucking cha-cha kid, you know?

00:11:36I'm just...

00:11:37I think the only good thing to come out of Poland is pierogies.

00:11:39Kielbasa's up there.

00:11:40Kielbasa, I like...

00:11:41Kielbasa's solid.

00:11:42Everything else is like cabbage-based, though.

00:11:44I had a Polish great-grandmother and we used to have to eat a lot of pierogies and something.

00:11:48What's the Polish dessert?

00:11:49Punchki?

00:11:50Like babka, like stuff like that.

00:11:51That's good.

00:11:52Punchki.

00:11:52We stuck with kielbasa pierogies.

00:11:54That's it.

00:11:55Kielbasa pierogies.

00:11:55Okay, okay.

00:11:57So we are all cha-cha kid.

00:11:59He's going to move on.

00:12:00Now we have the number four seed versus the 13 seed.

00:12:03The four seed is...

00:12:05This is so oddly specific.

00:12:07The certain part of the Houston logo.

00:12:10Yeah, the Houston University logo.

00:12:12I'll send it in the chat so you guys can see.

00:12:13Them making the finals just having to see that.

00:12:16Yeah.

00:12:16Oh my god.

00:12:17Kate, just show it to Kate on your phone.

00:12:19It's this very small section of the University of Houston logo.

00:12:22That doesn't need to be read.

00:12:23That shouldn't be read.

00:12:24Yeah, okay.

00:12:25It is frustrating to look at.

00:12:28Yeah.

00:12:29What is that even?

00:12:30I think they...

00:12:30I don't know.

00:12:31I don't know.

00:12:32That's not a part of any letter.

00:12:34Like there's no diagonal in the H or the U.

00:12:38It's just there, man.

00:12:40I don't understand either.

00:12:41It is pissing me off the more I look at it.

00:12:43It like...

00:12:44Not in like a graphic design is my passion meme type thing.

00:12:47Just like it is frustrating to look at.

00:12:49And that's going up against the number 13 seed.

00:12:51And I agree with you on this one.

00:12:52The bad reputation that meatloaf gets.

00:12:54I agree.

00:12:55I think it should be a top tier food, man.

00:12:56And I think it's the name or like a cafeteria.

00:12:59You should be able to get that without shame.

00:13:01Just like, oh, meatloaf?

00:13:02It's fantastic.

00:13:04It's the best.

00:13:05Yeah.

00:13:05When the ketchup gets a little crispy.

00:13:07Love it.

00:13:08But even like ordering...

00:13:09Like if we went to a steakhouse and I were a meatloaf, you'd clown me.

00:13:13Why?

00:13:14It is good depending on where you get it.

00:13:16I think it's just like a frozen deep...

00:13:17Is it poor?

00:13:19Poor people.

00:13:19Is it poor?

00:13:20It is a poor thing.

00:13:21But why?

00:13:22Because of the name?

00:13:22Because it's a loaf of meat.

00:13:24Yeah, the name.

00:13:25Every meat is loaf of meat.

00:13:27If you say, oh, I'm having meat.

00:13:29No one's...

00:13:30Oh, what do you have for dinner tonight?

00:13:31Meat.

00:13:32It's like no one's bagging.

00:13:32I had that.

00:13:33Oh, what do you have for dinner tonight?

00:13:34Meatloaf.

00:13:34It's like, ugh.

00:13:35If you said you're having meat for dinner, I would be a little bit like, well, what?

00:13:38Meat?

00:13:39What are you talking about?

00:13:40Well, just in a shape.

00:13:42If you said you're having a loaf.

00:13:43A certain shape of meat.

00:13:46What are you having tonight?

00:13:47Loaf.

00:13:47They need to change their name.

00:13:48They need a rebrand.

00:13:49And so does Houston.

00:13:50This is the battle of the rebrands.

00:13:51And also, to add on to that,

00:13:53Meatloaf should have a better reputation because the singer was great.

00:13:56Yeah.

00:13:57R.I.B.

00:13:57So, if anything, it should have helped it, but it didn't.

00:13:59So, Katie, you're up first.

00:14:01That little section of the Houston logo versus Meatloaf's reputation.

00:14:07I'm going to go with the Houston logo

00:14:08because I think it's just something that you don't need in the logo.

00:14:13And I fuck with Meatloaf.

00:14:16So, yeah.

00:14:18You couldn't tell.

00:14:19Yeah.

00:14:19I think that's a school cafeteria thing, too.

00:14:22I think maybe that's part of it.

00:14:23Because, like, you might have, like, a burger one day and the next day.

00:14:25It's like, yeah, here's Meatloaf Day.

00:14:26Yeah.

00:14:27Which is just a day-old burger.

00:14:28See, but you guys are a part of the problem.

00:14:31Well, we have...

00:14:32You're just celebrating Meatloaf.

00:14:32I agree with you because a good...

00:14:34Like, my mom made Meatloaf and it was fantastic.

00:14:36But then when I would have it in a cafeteria

00:14:37or if I had it frozen, like a Stouffer's or a Meatloaf, it sucked.

00:14:40So...

00:14:40But, like, the thing is, like,

00:14:42there are other cafeteria foods and it doesn't ruin pizza.

00:14:45You're correct.

00:14:45It doesn't ruin turkey.

00:14:47Although I'm very hesitant about Square Pizza

00:14:49because they would serve that, like, dog shit,

00:14:51like, even worse than Elio's Square Pizza at...

00:14:54Yeah.

00:14:54...in cafeterias.

00:14:56That and Bosco sticks.

00:14:57Never fucking Bosco...

00:14:58Never liked Bosco sticks.

00:14:59Really?

00:14:59Never liked Bosco sticks.

00:15:00Too bland.

00:15:01What's a Bosco stick?

00:15:02What was a Bosco stick?

00:15:03It's like the breadstick with the color beige.

00:15:05With the cheese in it.

00:15:07Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:08It's kind of like this.

00:15:10Like a lightsaber of beige bread.

00:15:12Yeah.

00:15:13No, I never had those.

00:15:13It's a cock.

00:15:14It's a cock.

00:15:15It's a cock.

00:15:15It's a white cock.

00:15:16I don't know if they had them.

00:15:18I mean, they had them in my school,

00:15:19so I figured that's not...

00:15:19It might just be a Northeast thing, but still.

00:15:21Anyway, so one vote for the Houston logo.

00:15:24Kate.

00:15:26So I actually hand up for pours.

00:15:29I recently made a meatloaf,

00:15:30and it was the Cracker Barrel recipe.

00:15:32My God.

00:15:33Guess how many sleeves of Ritz crackers

00:15:35get pounded into that thing?

00:15:36How much you pounded into the loaf, Kate?

00:15:38Four full sleeves of Ritz crackers.

00:15:40A box?

00:15:41Well, that's like adding, like, sawdust to it.

00:15:44That's just to take up space.

00:15:46And then I didn't have a pan,

00:15:47the right pan for it,

00:15:48so I just shaped it into, like,

00:15:49a giant football of meat,

00:15:51and then covered it,

00:15:52and I was like...

00:15:53Hey, you know if you need money,

00:15:53you can ask Fidelberg.

00:15:54He's not doing anything with it.

00:15:58That's true.

00:16:00I also, real quick,

00:16:01I want to clear myself.

00:16:01It's not Glenn Hurricane Schwartz.

00:16:03I was thinking of John Belaris.

00:16:04Pardon me, Glenn.

00:16:05John Belaris.

00:16:05Okay.

00:16:06I just want to clear the name here

00:16:07when I send the picture.

00:16:08But I'm going to...

00:16:09The Houston logo,

00:16:11how are you going to get that far?

00:16:14And nobody...

00:16:15They've existed forever.

00:16:15Unless there's, like,

00:16:16some bullshit reason,

00:16:17like, that's an arrow,

00:16:18that's a compass arrow

00:16:19that points to the...

00:16:20where Houston is in the state.

00:16:22Yeah, that's Sam Houston used.

00:16:23Get rid of it.

00:16:24That really bothers...

00:16:25And especially, like,

00:16:26you have graphic design

00:16:27at your school, certainly.

00:16:28And that's existed forever.

00:16:29That'd be a thing.

00:16:30Yeah.

00:16:31I'm going to have to go,

00:16:32because I secretly like Meatloaf.

00:16:34I'm going to have to go with this.

00:16:35Well, no, Meatloaf.

00:16:36I love Meatloaf.

00:16:37I think Meatloaf gets a bad rep.

00:16:38I hate the reputation Meatloaf gets.

00:16:40So, if you like Meatloaf,

00:16:41you should vote for the Meatloaf here,

00:16:43basically.

00:16:43Oh, oh, wait.

00:16:44Oh, shit.

00:16:45Yes.

00:16:46He's not voting against Meatloaf.

00:16:47He's voting against the reputation.

00:16:49The bad reputation.

00:16:49I would like to retract.

00:16:51Okay, thank you.

00:16:52I was very confused for a second.

00:16:53That's on me.

00:16:54That's on me.

00:16:55Hand up.

00:16:55That's on me.

00:16:57Feral ketchup recipe.

00:16:58Ketchup on the top of Meatloaf

00:16:59is fucking incredible.

00:17:00It is.

00:17:01Four cups of sugar in it.

00:17:03It's like a glaze.

00:17:04Yeah, go with the Meatloaf.

00:17:05Is sweated onions a part of Meatloaf?

00:17:07Sure, fuck it.

00:17:08I grew up with a nice sweated onion in there.

00:17:11I'll tell you what.

00:17:12If they're not, they fucking should be

00:17:13because that sounds delicious.

00:17:15I'm good, brother.

00:17:16Nick.

00:17:17Yes, the reputation Meatloaf get.

00:17:19I think cafeterias ruined it.

00:17:21Like cartoons.

00:17:22You know who fucks it up

00:17:23is grocery stores, buffets.

00:17:25Oh, yeah.

00:17:26Yeah.

00:17:27It's not good.

00:17:27And they put like peas in it.

00:17:29That's where I don't like it.

00:17:30They put like weird shit in the Meatloaf,

00:17:31like a buffet and stuff.

00:17:33And that I don't love.

00:17:33But just pure Meatloaf,

00:17:35some onions like you were saying.

00:17:36Great dish.

00:17:37Great dish.

00:17:37So we have three for Meatloaf.

00:17:40I have to say Houston

00:17:41because I did not know this problem existed

00:17:44until Nick brought it up.

00:17:45And now I can't look at Houston's logo

00:17:47without seeing it.

00:17:48Nick, as a fellow puzzle piece,

00:17:50I can send you a lot more.

00:17:53I can ruin your life, man.

00:17:56I also was not aware.

00:17:58And it is also, it is very bothersome.

00:18:01I can't avoid it.

00:18:02The feeling I get is the same feeling

00:18:05when like I've really wrinkled socks on

00:18:07under my shoe.

00:18:07And I spaz out.

00:18:09Like I can't help it.

00:18:10That's the only thing I can think about.

00:18:11So them in the finals.

00:18:13They were in the finals, right?

00:18:13Yeah, they lost to Florida.

00:18:15Yeah, see?

00:18:15Like just having to see that so much.

00:18:18Mm-hmm.

00:18:19So it's three Meatloaf,

00:18:20one for the Houston logo.

00:18:22This is no-brainer for me.

00:18:24This is Meatloaf.

00:18:25I have long said,

00:18:29I honestly got,

00:18:29I think it's like a very early KFC radio episode

00:18:31where I was like,

00:18:33guys, we gotta talk about Meatloaf.

00:18:35And I pitched a full rebrand of Meatloaf.

00:18:38Not that I had the pitch ready,

00:18:40but I just said,

00:18:41we need to do a full rebrand for Meatloaf

00:18:43because it's the fucking best food in the world

00:18:45and everyone thinks it's disgusting.

00:18:47There are chop houses,

00:18:48there are chicken restaurants,

00:18:49there are steak houses.

00:18:51There should be a Meatloaf house.

00:18:52A loaf house?

00:18:53Yeah.

00:18:53A loaf house.

00:18:54Well, no, see,

00:18:54I think we just ran into a problem right there, gentlemen.

00:18:56I think it's the loaf.

00:18:58It's the loaf.

00:19:00It all comes back to the loaf, John.

00:19:01So we just gotta drop the loaf.

00:19:02I don't know what we call it,

00:19:04but we gotta get rid of the loaf,

00:19:05like an olive loaf,

00:19:06any kind of loaf,

00:19:07just, no,

00:19:08you're not interested in that.

00:19:10Let's see,

00:19:10is there an,

00:19:10I'm just trying to find a synonym for loaf.

00:19:13A savory meatball.

00:19:15It's just in the wrong.

00:19:16Loaf means to lie around,

00:19:17it's oftentimes a euphemism for turd.

00:19:19A meatloge.

00:19:21A meatloge.

00:19:23Meatloge sounds better.

00:19:24There we go, Kate.

00:19:26Kate's Meatloge.

00:19:27The girls are going out for meatloge.

00:19:29Oh God,

00:19:29my girl,

00:19:30my girl flew out to Miami for meatloge.

00:19:34Yeah,

00:19:34like a meat chill doesn't work,

00:19:36a meat lounge doesn't work.

00:19:38Yeah,

00:19:39yeah,

00:19:39it's basically just loaf,

00:19:40kind of stuck with it.

00:19:41But you can just do the shape or something,

00:19:43but like,

00:19:43it's stuck.

00:19:46No, it's weird.

00:19:46Loaf of bread is fine.

00:19:48Yeah.

00:19:48That's the only acceptable loaf.

00:19:49You are true.

00:19:50It's just fucking shame.

00:19:52Also like a loaf of pound cake.

00:19:55Great.

00:19:56Loaf of bread.

00:19:56Loaf has to come first.

00:19:58Yeah.

00:19:59That's true.

00:19:59A loaf of meat.

00:20:00I mean,

00:20:01that's still,

00:20:02it needs a whole rebrand top to bottom.

00:20:04And I think we might have to do it.

00:20:06Like,

00:20:07I was going to say like a meatball,

00:20:09like a football,

00:20:09but that just exists already.

00:20:10So I guess I don't know what you do.

00:20:11That's a true shame.

00:20:12Invented meatballs.

00:20:13Invented meatballs again.

00:20:15So now we have the nine versus,

00:20:17I'm assuming,

00:20:17yeah,

00:20:17you went for,

00:20:18you went for the meatloaf.

00:20:19So nine versus the eight seed.

00:20:21The nine seed is people that say chapstick just makes your lips more chapped.

00:20:25You are a big chapstick person.

00:20:27I'm a huge chapstick person.

00:20:29And like,

00:20:29even if it is true,

00:20:30like this is like my equivalent of like every time if like somebody was smoking a cigarette,

00:20:34that's going to kill you.

00:20:35I don't give a fuck.

00:20:36It makes me feel good.

00:20:38Okay.

00:20:39All right.

00:20:39Like,

00:20:39and then they,

00:20:40every person that says it acts like they are the first person imparting that wisdom on

00:20:44me.

00:20:45Fuck off.

00:20:47Let me put on my,

00:20:47let me have plush ass lips,

00:20:49dude.

00:20:49And you're a Burt's Bees stand.

00:20:51If I remember,

00:20:51you know,

00:20:51that'll actually make your lips more chap.

00:20:53Fuck you to death.

00:20:56And that's going up against this is one.

00:20:57I resonate with a lot more.

00:20:59HBO goes decision to rebrand to max.

00:21:02Yeah.

00:21:02HBO.

00:21:03Sorry for interrupting all this time.

00:21:05You're passionate.

00:21:07It started as HBO go like a very known entity.

00:21:11HBO,

00:21:12very known premier television,

00:21:14home box office,

00:21:15even.

00:21:15And then they added a rhyming word,

00:21:17HBO go portable.

00:21:19It's,

00:21:19you can watch it anywhere.

00:21:19That's perfect.

00:21:20And then they just gave it a dog name.

00:21:23Nah,

00:21:23fuck it.

00:21:24We're max.

00:21:25And then they changed the branding on that multiple times.

00:21:28Now it's,

00:21:28now it's a black background.

00:21:29So they have a purple background.

00:21:30Like it just changes.

00:21:31They went to HBO max,

00:21:33which was palatable at best.

00:21:35And then they dropped the most known.

00:21:37And it's like,

00:21:39that's like a very premier,

00:21:40like a television platform.

00:21:42They cut it out.

00:21:43It is the premier television.

00:21:45Like that is,

00:21:46that means everything in television.

00:21:48Max means nothing.

00:21:49Max is nothing.

00:21:50Yeah.

00:21:50That's fucking,

00:21:51that's fucking goofy son.

00:21:53Yeah.

00:21:53Why did they do that?

00:21:55Did they ever have like a press conference being like,

00:21:56no,

00:21:57live it.

00:21:57I think a lot of that stuff is,

00:21:59is like,

00:22:00you can probably know better than me,

00:22:01but I feel like it's always like to kind of fuck the talent.

00:22:05And I think part of it was because they merged with discovery and they didn't want it to be like,

00:22:08cause in all discovery stuff is on max.

00:22:11And so they didn't want to be like,

00:22:12Oh,

00:22:12it's just HBO.

00:22:13It's also discovery.

00:22:14So it's common.

00:22:15This is where you get HBO and discovery stuff.

00:22:17So you get like whatever TLC and whatever bullshit.

00:22:20That makes sense.

00:22:20I,

00:22:21I remember reading about how like a lot of shows they add a word to,

00:22:24so they don't have to pay them for like season seven.

00:22:27It's like,

00:22:27like justified city prime evil.

00:22:30Yeah.

00:22:30That's just season seven of justified,

00:22:32but they call it justified city prime evil.

00:22:33So now it's season one and they don't have to pay them a season seven rate.

00:22:36Gotcha.

00:22:37That's very scummy.

00:22:38It makes sense.

00:22:39Uh,

00:22:40so what was that?

00:22:41Charlie Sheen show anger was anger management.

00:22:43Yeah.

00:22:44Yeah.

00:22:44First season had 10 episodes and then the second season had 90 episodes.

00:22:49No way.

00:22:51Glennie balls watched every one of them.

00:22:53Guarantee you that.

00:22:54Dude,

00:22:54I was just,

00:22:55I was talking,

00:22:55we were talking about Luther the other day and that's the exact opposite where Luther is five

00:23:00seasons,

00:23:0020 episodes total.

00:23:01Is that,

00:23:02is that British?

00:23:03Yeah.

00:23:04Yeah.

00:23:05They love that,

00:23:06which we,

00:23:06we talked about before.

00:23:07You got to watch Sherlock.

00:23:08Sherlock was such a good show.

00:23:09I did.

00:23:10I did one season of it.

00:23:11Same thing.

00:23:12But you know what turned me off?

00:23:13I think like season two,

00:23:14I think it's like two episodes and I was like,

00:23:15ah,

00:23:15nevermind.

00:23:16Yep.

00:23:16That checks out.

00:23:17So we are Nick's hatred of being told chapstick makes his lips more chapped versus the HBO

00:23:23rebrand.

00:23:23Start with you fights.

00:23:24This is a very hard one because I personally have incredibly luscious lips that I never,

00:23:31John,

00:23:31I know that I never put chapstick on.

00:23:37And I do believe that,

00:23:38but I make a point to never fucking say it because I can't imagine how annoying that

00:23:41must be.

00:23:42I never,

00:23:43ever say it.

00:23:44The other one,

00:23:45Max,

00:23:46I fucking hate,

00:23:48but for some reason it's not the most annoying rebrand.

00:23:52So I think it falls back.

00:23:53Twitter X still bothers me more.

00:23:55It failed.

00:23:56No one calls it X.

00:23:57Yeah.

00:23:57So like that,

00:23:58it's still the second worst rebrand.

00:24:00So I'll have to go with the chapstick.

00:24:03Chapstick,

00:24:03please.

00:24:04One for the chapstick.

00:24:04I'm going to go with the HBO rebrand just because I imagine having a conversation with

00:24:08someone relative.

00:24:09It's like 60 plus.

00:24:10It's like,

00:24:11Oh,

00:24:11have you seen this?

00:24:12It's on max.

00:24:13And then I'm going,

00:24:14who's max?

00:24:15You say,

00:24:16no,

00:24:16it's,

00:24:17it used to be HBO.

00:24:18It's like,

00:24:18well,

00:24:18what was that?

00:24:19And then why did they change that?

00:24:21They had to have a whole conversation about why they had to do the rebrand.

00:24:23So I'm just,

00:24:24I'm going to have to say the rebrand.

00:24:26I like that.

00:24:27I'll stemming off the hypothetical conversation with a grandma.

00:24:33So one-to-one right now,

00:24:34Nick,

00:24:35I imagine if we got an email from Dave and he's just like,

00:24:37Barstool sports is now Dustin.

00:24:38We're no longer Barstool,

00:24:43we're just sports.

00:24:44Barstool Dustin does exist though.

00:24:46That guy is definitely real.

00:24:47He has to,

00:24:48he has to.

00:24:49He's an intern somewhere.

00:24:50There's the one thing I really hate bad branding,

00:24:53especially with something that like,

00:24:55you've built this entire legacy and then you're just choosing not to use it.

00:24:58But that's like Twitter got rid of the word tweet.

00:25:02It's now post.

00:25:03It's like you owned the fucking word that meant post online and you were like,

00:25:08nah,

00:25:08nevermind.

00:25:09I don't want it anymore.

00:25:10Don't want it.

00:25:11But at least that changed hands.

00:25:13Like,

00:25:13I don't know.

00:25:13HBO is,

00:25:15HBO still exists.

00:25:16They had a merger and that's it.

00:25:17Like they merged with discovery in those.

00:25:18So I got to go to the HBO go to max.

00:25:20Yeah.

00:25:21So the HBO rebrand,

00:25:22uh,

00:25:23Kate.

00:25:24Yeah.

00:25:24HBO to me is synonymous with meatloaf being poor.

00:25:28Like we,

00:25:29that was the thing.

00:25:30Like I knew it was good cause we didn't have it.

00:25:32Like we couldn't afford it.

00:25:33And so I knew the stood on there.

00:25:35Other people would be talking about it.

00:25:36I'd be like someday I'm going to have HBO.

00:25:37That's,

00:25:38it's like the Rolls Royce of whatever.

00:25:39And I don't know.

00:25:41Now we have,

00:25:42and is it on max?

00:25:42Is it HBO separate thing?

00:25:44Blah,

00:25:44blah.

00:25:44It is confused.

00:25:45Very confused.

00:25:45To me,

00:25:46and I don't know if you'd resonate with this,

00:25:48Kate.

00:25:48It was HBO.

00:25:48And it was also like regular orthodontist appointments.

00:25:51Like my friend goes every month.

00:25:55I go like every six months to get it,

00:25:56get tuned up.

00:25:57Yeah.

00:25:58That too.

00:25:59A little bit of both.

00:26:00Um,

00:26:00but also deep down inside,

00:26:01I don't say it,

00:26:03but I absolutely fucking hate chapstick.

00:26:05And I fully believe that it makes it worse.

00:26:09I used to track for,

00:26:10I have my,

00:26:10my,

00:26:11um,

00:26:12azen lip grape lip balm right here.

00:26:14Lip balm.

00:26:15I don't do chapstick cause I do believe it fucks up.

00:26:17Oh,

00:26:18chapstick is lip balm.

00:26:19It burns a little.

00:26:20There's something about it though.

00:26:21Even the cherry,

00:26:22even the other one,

00:26:22it smells bad.

00:26:23It just,

00:26:24I hate everything about chapstick.

00:26:25I tried to force it for too long.

00:26:27So I am that person.

00:26:28I can't be annoyed by it.

00:26:29So I got to go.

00:26:30I'm going to cut this up.

00:26:31So it says,

00:26:31I hate everything about chaps and then just cut the rest.

00:26:34I'm just going to post that clip later.

00:26:36Chapstick.

00:26:37Yeah.

00:26:37Chapstick.

00:26:37I hate chapstick so much.

00:26:39It makes your mouth chafed.

00:26:41It doesn't work.

00:26:42Every time you're using chapstick,

00:26:43I'm like,

00:26:43you know,

00:26:44that's going to,

00:26:44you're only going to have to use it more.

00:26:46Chapstick never works.

00:26:47This fucking thing.

00:26:49Always.

00:26:50Whatever.

00:26:50Okay.

00:26:51Uh,

00:26:52yeah,

00:26:52I'm going to go with HBO because I will never call a rebranding by its new name.

00:26:58Never.

00:26:59Like I will never call Twitter X.

00:27:01It's just,

00:27:01I will still say tweet and Twitter and things like that.

00:27:04Going to Nashville for the Houston Oilers game.

00:27:06Yeah.

00:27:07I'm not,

00:27:07it's just,

00:27:09ah,

00:27:09okay.

00:27:12But yeah,

00:27:13I will.

00:27:14Yeah.

00:27:14I'd have to go with HBO because I'm,

00:27:15I'm always going to call it HBO.

00:27:16I'm never going to call it Max.

00:27:18So.

00:27:18Yeah.

00:27:18I like that.

00:27:19Uh,

00:27:19so the HBO rebrand is going to move on.

00:27:21Now we have the number one seed versus the 16 seed.

00:27:24The 16 seed is,

00:27:25and I'm not sure if anyone else besides Nick here has it,

00:27:28although it is possible,

00:27:29uh,

00:27:29having a gluten intolerance,

00:27:31uh,

00:27:31gluten intolerance.

00:27:32I feel for you.

00:27:34That is,

00:27:35that's a tough one.

00:27:36Uh,

00:27:36and that's going up against the number one seat,

00:27:38the 1000th Pokemon.

00:27:41And I'm going to send the picture in the chat.

00:27:43Uh,

00:27:43if you could show it to Kate,

00:27:44Kate,

00:27:44uh,

00:27:45is it golden ego golden go golden.

00:27:48Oh,

00:27:48golden go.

00:27:49It's a golden.

00:27:50Dude,

00:27:51Pokemon is with the most valuable franchise.

00:27:53It's huge.

00:27:54Everybody knows it.

00:27:56Your 1000th Pokemon,

00:27:57make it a dragon,

00:27:59make it something grand.

00:28:00They made it the fucking,

00:28:01uh,

00:28:02the cinnamon stick.

00:28:03Yeah.

00:28:04It's crunch.

00:28:06What is he?

00:28:081000th Pokemon,

00:28:10and it's a golden Jamaican surfer.

00:28:13What is the,

00:28:14the,

00:28:15like,

00:28:15it looks like he has a coin purse.

00:28:16What is that?

00:28:17Yeah.

00:28:17He,

00:28:17he evolves from a coin.

00:28:19It doesn't,

00:28:19it was like,

00:28:21it should be this grand legendary epic dragon.

00:28:24And they made it that.

00:28:25And you can't go back.

00:28:27That's one of those things you can't,

00:28:28you can't fix.

00:28:30It's evolved from 1000 gimmick ghoul coins.

00:28:33Gimmick ghoul.

00:28:33Yes.

00:28:33You have to go to gimmick ghoul chests and get,

00:28:35what,

00:28:36what attacks is like?

00:28:37What type is it?

00:28:38They really,

00:28:38really fucked up.

00:28:39Did you,

00:28:39do you fuck with this one at all?

00:28:40No.

00:28:42I brought me,

00:28:43I mean,

00:28:43it doesn't look like a Pokemon.

00:28:45Like that's no,

00:28:46it looks like a Digimon kind of,

00:28:47you know what I mean?

00:28:48Like he says,

00:28:48like if it's a thousand,

00:28:49like it should be a legendary Pokemon.

00:28:51It should have its own movie.

00:28:52Like,

00:28:53thank you,

00:28:53me.

00:28:54This is lame.

00:28:55I actually have a Pokemon question while we're here.

00:28:57I don't think it would possible for you guys to know this.

00:29:00I,

00:29:00I'm pretty sure I live next to,

00:29:03a very important Pokemon go spot.

00:29:07Oh yeah.

00:29:08You live,

00:29:08I know this cause I've,

00:29:10I've stayed at your place.

00:29:13Strategically.

00:29:15You live at a gym.

00:29:17Oh,

00:29:17you're in a Pokemon gym.

00:29:18Do I really?

00:29:19Yeah.

00:29:20Your apartment's a gym and there are raids that happen there.

00:29:24Legendary raids.

00:29:24You have crowds of people outside every once in a while.

00:29:26Yes,

00:29:26dude.

00:29:27Yeah.

00:29:27I've,

00:29:28I've caught some of my best.

00:29:29I got a,

00:29:30I forget.

00:29:31Do I really,

00:29:31are you fucking with me or do I really?

00:29:32No,

00:29:33no,

00:29:33I've,

00:29:33I've gotten a few,

00:29:34a few things at your place.

00:29:36Dude,

00:29:37I've,

00:29:37I've been like on your front stoop knowing your home and I didn't say shit.

00:29:45And there's like,

00:29:45there's like an empty lot next door to me that people are,

00:29:49oh,

00:29:49and it's,

00:29:49it's fenced off.

00:29:50And people are always like pressed up against it.

00:29:53Like taking a pictures of this empty lot.

00:29:55And I'm like,

00:29:56I'm always like,

00:29:56what the fuck is going on in here?

00:29:58And when you said Pokemon,

00:29:59I was like,

00:29:59I bet that's what it is.

00:30:00You live in a gym.

00:30:02I live in a gym.

00:30:03No,

00:30:03I might have to get on Pokemon go then.

00:30:05Yeah,

00:30:05man,

00:30:05you'd be good fast.

00:30:06It'd be so easy for you.

00:30:07Can you sell those Pokemon that you capture in Pokemon go?

00:30:09There are some people that try to sell them on eBay.

00:30:11And then you have to like at make it,

00:30:13it's,

00:30:13it's a process.

00:30:14It's complex.

00:30:14And it's frowned upon in the community.

00:30:16If I remember correctly,

00:30:16the Pokemon go crazy started at the same time.

00:30:19The crazy clowns thing happened,

00:30:20right?

00:30:20That's right.

00:30:21Yeah.

00:30:21Like right around the same time.

00:30:22And everyone,

00:30:23and people became afraid to go out to go Pokemon going.

00:30:25Cause they thought that murder clowns were going to kill them.

00:30:29That was a weird,

00:30:30weird year.

00:30:31So golden go versus having a gluten intolerance.

00:30:34And honestly,

00:30:34this is kind of a hard one.

00:30:36No,

00:30:36it's not.

00:30:36No,

00:30:37it's not.

00:30:37Starting with you,

00:30:38Katie.

00:30:38So Nick,

00:30:41I haven't known you long.

00:30:42Yeah.

00:30:43But,

00:30:44and I don't think you do this,

00:30:45but I really dislike when people make it their personality.

00:30:49I do.

00:30:51All right.

00:30:52Well,

00:30:52I went to college with a kid that like,

00:30:54we couldn't go anywhere without him saying that,

00:30:57Oh,

00:30:57I can't have this because of my gluten allergy,

00:31:01but it's just,

00:31:03it added a lot of things I didn't want to at dinner,

00:31:07you know?

00:31:07And that's,

00:31:08it's fucked up.

00:31:09Cause he chose that lifestyle.

00:31:12That's,

00:31:13that's something that,

00:31:13that bothers me because I went six years with him at college.

00:31:18No,

00:31:19I feel bad.

00:31:19I feel like a nuisance.

00:31:21No,

00:31:21I'm not saying it's you,

00:31:22but it's just,

00:31:23Kate has to antique me on the yak with a different flower.

00:31:26No way.

00:31:26No.

00:31:28Just for him.

00:31:29Cause the first time he was like,

00:31:30I got so sick.

00:31:31No way.

00:31:33But I've just,

00:31:34I've had bad experiences with,

00:31:35of course.

00:31:36No,

00:31:36I feel like a nuisance.

00:31:37It's never happened to me,

00:31:38but this is not about that.

00:31:39So I am going to go with the Pokemon because looking at it,

00:31:42not knowing much about Pokemon,

00:31:44but that's just,

00:31:46they could have done a lot better with,

00:31:47with that.

00:31:47And it's terrible.

00:31:48But,

00:31:49so I'm going to go with the Pokemon with the Pokemon.

00:31:52Kate.

00:31:53Yeah.

00:31:53This Pokemon looks like easy Mac is coming out with a juice.

00:31:56Oh,

00:31:56it does.

00:31:57Wow.

00:31:57Easy Mac juice box.

00:31:58Yeah.

00:31:58It's an easy Mac juice box logo.

00:32:00Hey,

00:32:00that is shockingly astute.

00:32:02This is the Kool-Aid man of easy Mac somehow,

00:32:05but I got to go with the gluten.

00:32:07Like that,

00:32:09it just sucks so bad.

00:32:11I'm the kind of person with no,

00:32:13if I knew,

00:32:14like I,

00:32:14I'll say it every night I eat a pint of ice cream and every morning,

00:32:18like clockwork.

00:32:18I'm shitting my brain.

00:32:19Yeah.

00:32:20I will never stop.

00:32:22I'll never stop.

00:32:23I know it's bad for me.

00:32:24Former smoker.

00:32:25Like I'm going to pick it up again soon.

00:32:26I'm sure.

00:32:28Matter of time,

00:32:28matter of time,

00:32:28you're a time bomb.

00:32:29So like,

00:32:29I knew if I had that,

00:32:30I would just be hurting myself all the time.

00:32:32And like,

00:32:33I wouldn't be able to,

00:32:34it just sucks.

00:32:34That sucks.

00:32:35I have a buddy like that who like gets happy when his wife goes away.

00:32:38Cause he's like,

00:32:39I'm just going to eat so much ice cream this weekend.

00:32:41Yeah.

00:32:42I'm going to make myself so sick.

00:32:44No,

00:32:44wait.

00:32:45Yeah.

00:32:45I would ruin my life.

00:32:46Just ruin the house with farts.

00:32:48Like who gives a shit?

00:32:51So we are one-to-one then.

00:32:52Cause you're going for the gluten intolerance.

00:32:54Nick.

00:32:55Maybe one day there is a cure for gluten intolerance for celiac disease.

00:33:01There's no going,

00:33:02there's no cure for the thousand Pokemon.

00:33:04It exists.

00:33:06So I'm going with that.

00:33:08You can't fix it.

00:33:09The deed is done.

00:33:10Would you trade your gluten intolerance with KB's inability to burp?

00:33:14No,

00:33:15that seems miserable.

00:33:16Yeah.

00:33:16That seems bad.

00:33:17It causes him like pain.

00:33:19Yeah.

00:33:19Like that feeling.

00:33:21Like if you like drank a full like soda and like you couldn't burp,

00:33:24like that would kill me.

00:33:25Yeah.

00:33:25It's not being a stomach.

00:33:27Like he can't eat and drink at the same time.

00:33:29And I love doing those two things together.

00:33:31They're the best things to do together.

00:33:33Does he get the feeling that he has to burp?

00:33:35Yes.

00:33:36Oh,

00:33:36that,

00:33:37yeah.

00:33:37He does case races.

00:33:38Oh,

00:33:39I need,

00:33:39everyone needs burps on case races.

00:33:41Sometimes burps like just feel really good.

00:33:44Good.

00:33:44Yeah.

00:33:45Wow.

00:33:45That's tough.

00:33:46I think it's thanks to,

00:33:47we were talking about this the other day.

00:33:48Burps are worse than farts.

00:33:49Smell wise.

00:33:50I would rather smell a fart than a burp every time.

00:33:53I'd rather smell shit than piss though.

00:33:54I don't have a strong enough sense of smell to have an opinion.

00:33:56Cause I like,

00:33:57I like never smelled a burp.

00:33:58Yeah.

00:33:59Come on over here.

00:34:01No,

00:34:01cause burps,

00:34:02you can smell like what the person ate basically.

00:34:04Like that's gross.

00:34:05And it's hot.

00:34:06Yeah.

00:34:07It's hot.

00:34:08It's like,

00:34:08it's like your poop.

00:34:09Yeah.

00:34:09But farts smell is funny.

00:34:12Cause they stink.

00:34:13Burps reek.

00:34:15Yes.

00:34:15Correct.

00:34:16That's the best way to put it.

00:34:17If you were on a date with a girl you really liked,

00:34:20which would be the one that like ruined it?

00:34:22A burp or you wouldn't marry?

00:34:24A toot or a fart?

00:34:25Yeah.

00:34:26A little cute toot.

00:34:27A little cute toot.

00:34:28I could,

00:34:28I could do,

00:34:29but if she's like belching in my face,

00:34:32yeah,

00:34:32I don't,

00:34:33I don't think I could deal with that.

00:34:34Is she like a loud burp?

00:34:36It might be funny.

00:34:37I don't know,

00:34:38man.

00:34:38It depends on how she is afterwards.

00:34:40If she's like turns red,

00:34:41she's like,

00:34:41Oh my God,

00:34:42I'm so sorry.

00:34:42Yeah.

00:34:43Or if she was just like,

00:34:43that was nasty.

00:34:45I think,

00:34:46I also think the,

00:34:47the,

00:34:47the ass eating trend of five years ago really ruined farts for me.

00:34:51Like I used to think they were funny and now I hear like someone fart.

00:34:54I'm like,

00:34:54Jesus Christ,

00:34:55dude,

00:34:55someone's got to put their tongue up there.

00:34:57Shannon Sharp.

00:34:58I wish,

00:35:01I wish Clemmer was here for like the,

00:35:03I can't do it.

00:35:05I can't do it.

00:35:05That was pretty fucking good.

00:35:06To be clear,

00:35:06I mean that for both sexes,

00:35:07I just don't ever hear women fart.

00:35:09Did you ever see a clip from Eastbound and Down where it's like,

00:35:11Michael Payne is doing it?

00:35:13Dude,

00:35:13he kills me every fucking time.

00:35:15The blooper reel.

00:35:17What's he say?

00:35:17It's like,

00:35:18how long have you known her?

00:35:19And he's like,

00:35:20I can't get his fart sound down at all.

00:35:23It's so good though.

00:35:24It's so good.

00:35:25How long had you been with her?

00:35:26That was it.

00:35:28So three,

00:35:28two to one in favor of golden goat meat.

00:35:31I was just like going through like,

00:35:32each like hundreds,

00:35:33like Pokemon,

00:35:34like where they are in a Pokedex.

00:35:35It's like a thought number of thousand should be a legendary Pokemon.

00:35:39It should be a Pokemon with their own movie where ashes,

00:35:41like he cries or dies or whatever.

00:35:45And like,

00:35:45it should be like a cinematic masterpiece and it should be like a legendary Pokemon.

00:35:49It's like,

00:35:49like insane.

00:35:51This is nobody gets me like you brother.

00:35:52I swear to God.

00:35:53This is literally like,

00:35:54like you said,

00:35:54Hawaiian punch dipped in mac and cheese.

00:35:58Do you know what Pokemon 998 is?

00:36:00I looked at,

00:36:01it looks so much cooler.

00:36:02It's sick.

00:36:03Bax Caliber.

00:36:04Yeah.

00:36:05And it's a giant ice dragon.

00:36:06It's a giant ice dragon with like rocks.

00:36:08Dude.

00:36:09Yeah.

00:36:09And then 999 is a fucking like coin.

00:36:12That's ridiculous.

00:36:13What a,

00:36:13what a absolute fumble.

00:36:15All right.

00:36:15I have to go to Pokemon just purely off of that.

00:36:17Like you said,

00:36:18like there can be a cure for gluten intolerance.

00:36:20There's no,

00:36:21you can't redo it.

00:36:21Thousands.

00:36:22Too late.

00:36:22Meek.

00:36:23Meek at the risk of sounding foolish.

00:36:25Are you a big Pokemon guy?

00:36:26I kind of stopped after Nick knows I'm talking about Sino region.

00:36:30That was like my last like experience.

00:36:32Understandable.

00:36:33Understandable.

00:36:33Mm-hmm.

00:36:34Cause then it kind of just,

00:36:35they got like,

00:36:36they ran out of ideas for Pokemon,

00:36:38honestly.

00:36:38Like I just got like weirder in,

00:36:41in my head.

00:36:41I,

00:36:42I said it out loud.

00:36:43Like when I was playing one of the neurons,

00:36:44I was like,

00:36:44this is kiddie shit.

00:36:45Like go back to the other ones.

00:36:46I was like,

00:36:46wait,

00:36:47I was a kid.

00:36:49This is exactly perfect.

00:36:51Yeah.

00:36:51This is.

00:36:52Yeah.

00:36:53So it's going to be golden go,

00:36:54but what was the other one?

00:36:56It was the gluten.

00:36:58You're having a gluten.

00:36:58Oh yeah.

00:36:59Nick,

00:36:59I got to have your back here.

00:37:01It's I actually,

00:37:02I,

00:37:03I feel so bad for people with gluten intolerance.

00:37:06Cause I can't imagine.

00:37:07Not,

00:37:07not even just the,

00:37:09the inability to eat good food.

00:37:11That sucks.

00:37:12But the way people treat you guys is insane to me.

00:37:16They treat me like I'm a dork.

00:37:19I'm like,

00:37:19it's just a,

00:37:20I don't know.

00:37:20I don't like some foods.

00:37:22I can't eat some foods.

00:37:23They have different foods that they can't eat.

00:37:25And I also,

00:37:26I feel like people,

00:37:27my sister recently became it.

00:37:28And I feel like everyone always says like,

00:37:30Oh,

00:37:31like,

00:37:31well,

00:37:32good news.

00:37:32Like you're going to get in good shape now.

00:37:34And I feel like that's like telling someone going to prison.

00:37:36Like you're going to get in good shape.

00:37:37Like,

00:37:37do you really think I'm going to be more fucking committed in there?

00:37:40No,

00:37:40I'm,

00:37:40I'm eating quadruple the amount of potatoes I've ever had.

00:37:44Like,

00:37:45because I've lost the access to unbelievable things.

00:37:49I'm not,

00:37:49my life isn't getting better because of it.

00:37:51And also I have a question for you.

00:37:53What used to happen to gluten intolerant people?

00:37:56I know it's a very recent thing.

00:37:57Died.

00:37:58You died.

00:37:58I think it was just like,

00:38:00Oh yeah,

00:38:00that doesn't sit right with me.

00:38:02I've recently discovered some stuff about that.

00:38:05That I,

00:38:06my diet was so bad for so long that like,

00:38:08I'm learning what like,

00:38:09Oh,

00:38:09this upsets my stomach means.

00:38:11Cause I was like,

00:38:11this is what I felt like 24 seven.

00:38:13I just thought it was normal.

00:38:14Yeah.

00:38:14I was like,

00:38:15no,

00:38:15I'm really uncomfortable at all times.

00:38:18But because I happened as soon as I turned 30 and I was just like,

00:38:21I guess this is 30 where I'm just like puking after every meal and

00:38:25wincing in pain.

00:38:26I'm constantly holding in a fart.

00:38:30Yeah.

00:38:30But yeah,

00:38:31gluten intolerance is way worse than that.

00:38:33Admittedly atrocious Pokemon.

00:38:35I just found Pokemon 900 is Cleaver,

00:38:38which is a guy.

00:38:39that's a Scyther.

00:38:39It's a rock Scyther.

00:38:40Dude,

00:38:40it has access for hands.

00:38:42Like how did they?

00:38:43It sure does.

00:38:43Dude,

00:38:44they fucked this up so bad.

00:38:45It's crazy.

00:38:47So Golden Go is going to move on.

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00:39:48Other half of the bracket.

00:39:49Our first matchup is the number 11 seed versus the number 6 seed.

00:39:53The number 11 seed is the term try hard,

00:39:55which I like.

00:39:56That did get overused into the point where it is now frustrating.

00:39:59Dude,

00:39:59I think that's a compliment.

00:40:01Yeah.

00:40:01You could trying hard or something.

00:40:03Yeah.

00:40:03I've said this before,

00:40:04but like,

00:40:04imagine being like my fucking surgeon's such a try hard.

00:40:07That's good,

00:40:08man.

00:40:08Like,

00:40:08yeah,

00:40:08I'm trying at my career.

00:40:11People say that about like pro athletes in a game.

00:40:13It's like,

00:40:13oh,

00:40:13he's trying so hard.

00:40:14Yeah,

00:40:15dude.

00:40:15What a fucking try hard.

00:40:17That's a really nice thing to say to somebody.

00:40:20I think the only time it's ever bad is like when you say someone's trying hard to be cool

00:40:23and that's it.

00:40:23Oh,

00:40:24no,

00:40:24if you say it in a casual video game setting,

00:40:26it's like,

00:40:26oh,

00:40:26this dude's a try hard.

00:40:27It's like,

00:40:27yeah,

00:40:27I'm trying to get my,

00:40:28trying to have a normal game experience.

00:40:30My KD up or,

00:40:30yeah,

00:40:30yeah.

00:40:31I'm not trying to have an MLG experience on a Tuesday night.

00:40:33Yeah.

00:40:34So the term try hard going up against the number 6 seed,

00:40:37I like this one a lot.

00:40:38When brands or people post an image with the caption,

00:40:41caption this,

00:40:43which I do.

00:40:43that's your fucking job.

00:40:44Yeah.

00:40:46No.

00:40:47Brands.

00:40:47You're paying a social media person to post caption this?

00:40:50Dude,

00:40:50brands specifically that does piss me off.

00:40:52Like it'll be Kraft mac and cheese with a bowl of mac and cheese being like,

00:40:55caption this,

00:40:56like.

00:40:57With like a crying face emoji.

00:40:58Yeah,

00:40:58it's like,

00:40:59I don't,

00:40:59a tough one,

00:41:00man,

00:41:00I don't know.

00:41:01So when brands or people use the,

00:41:03say caption this under pictures versus the term try hard.

00:41:07I gotta do fishbowl,

00:41:08so can I just do my first?

00:41:10Yeah,

00:41:10you have fishbowl.

00:41:10I just want to say,

00:41:11caption this,

00:41:12it's the laziest thing you can fucking do,

00:41:14or a caption contest?

00:41:15You're a social guy.

00:41:16Yeah,

00:41:16exactly.

00:41:17Think of your own fucking caption,

00:41:18and just be,

00:41:19be that,

00:41:20like,

00:41:20be creative.

00:41:21It's your job.

00:41:22Thank you,

00:41:22Meek.

00:41:23And that's all I have to say,

00:41:24so I'll be right back.

00:41:25Gotcha.

00:41:26So fights.

00:41:27Our parallels are eye opening.

00:41:33He's giving one for the,

00:41:34the brand,

00:41:35or people saying caption this fights.

00:41:37I'm sorry,

00:41:38I missed the other one.

00:41:38People who use the term try hard,

00:41:40just the term try hard.

00:41:42I think that's a compliment.

00:41:44Yeah,

00:41:44this is a really hard one.

00:41:46Because I have a real connection with caption contest.

00:41:49Because early Barstool days,

00:41:51when we didn't have anything,

00:41:52we would just throw up a picture

00:41:53and just put caption contest.

00:41:54But yes,

00:41:57it is very lazy.

00:41:59And I do think try hard is a compliment.

00:42:01So,

00:42:01it's got to be caption contest.

00:42:04Caption contest.

00:42:05Nick?

00:42:06I think,

00:42:07like,

00:42:07resenting somebody,

00:42:07just be like,

00:42:08especially,

00:42:08like,

00:42:08in our field,

00:42:09if somebody's making content,

00:42:10there's like,

00:42:10that's,

00:42:11that's such a try hard move.

00:42:12Like,

00:42:13okay,

00:42:13what,

00:42:14what do you want?

00:42:15There is,

00:42:16there is a line,

00:42:18like,

00:42:18the phrase try hard does evoke,

00:42:21like,

00:42:22a certain image in my head,

00:42:23and it's not of a cool person.

00:42:24No,

00:42:25it's not.

00:42:25But most of the time,

00:42:26they're referring to a cool,

00:42:27a person who's trying to do well.

00:42:28Yeah.

00:42:29If somebody's trying to go out of their comfort zone

00:42:31and do something new,

00:42:32instantly,

00:42:33they're a try hard.

00:42:34Yeah.

00:42:34Mm-hmm.

00:42:35Yeah,

00:42:35and that's like,

00:42:36what do you expect people to do?

00:42:37Just be effortlessly good at everything at all times.

00:42:40That's the only way.

00:42:41Yeah,

00:42:41without,

00:42:41like,

00:42:42attempting anything.

00:42:43Yeah,

00:42:43ever.

00:42:44So,

00:42:45you're going to go with the try hard?

00:42:46I am.

00:42:47One for the try hard.

00:42:48Two to one right now.

00:42:49Kate?

00:42:50Yeah,

00:42:50someone who,

00:42:51if I go over my 10-sentence quote on the yak,

00:42:53my DMs become full of try hard.

00:42:56Do it on yourself,

00:42:57try hard.

00:42:58Yeah,

00:42:58I'm trying hard,

00:43:00dude.

00:43:00I'm really trying here.

00:43:02I know,

00:43:02yeah,

00:43:02I get that a lot,

00:43:03so that's a little bit annoying.

00:43:04Uh-uh.

00:43:06You know who's a try hard?

00:43:07The people who earnestly answer the caption this.

00:43:12Yes,

00:43:12that is true.

00:43:14That's a great call.

00:43:15That's who pisses me off,

00:43:16who I think is a try hard.

00:43:18Um,

00:43:19I think they're real clever.

00:43:20When you nut and she keeps sucking.

00:43:22Yeah,

00:43:22all of those guys.

00:43:23Or the guys who just comment first.

00:43:25Yeah,

00:43:25I got one.

00:43:25I got one for this.

00:43:27When she changes her relationship status,

00:43:28the single.

00:43:29Yeah.

00:43:29Oh.

00:43:31It still works,

00:43:33though.

00:43:33Like,

00:43:33a caption this on it,

00:43:35we'll still get a ton of,

00:43:36and then like,

00:43:37when you nut and she keeps sucking,

00:43:38we'll have like 25,000.

00:43:39Oh,

00:43:40it's a top-flicked one.

00:43:40It's more popular than anything I've ever done combined.

00:43:45Yeah,

00:43:46I'm going to have to go with,

00:43:47I'm still going to have to go with try hard.

00:43:49Yeah.

00:43:49Maybe mama has a chip on her shoulder with some mental issues now,

00:43:52but I'm going to have to go with try hard.

00:43:55So we are two to two.

00:43:57How dare her be brave.

00:43:59Yeah.

00:44:00Two to two right now,

00:44:01Katie,

00:44:01you're going to break it.

00:44:02As someone that's either called someone a try hard,

00:44:07or been called a try hard,

00:44:08like in middle school age,

00:44:10like at recess and things like that,

00:44:11I think I'm going to go with try hard.

00:44:14Because being called a try hard,

00:44:16at that age,

00:44:18you think,

00:44:18you look at yourself,

00:44:19and you're like,

00:44:20okay,

00:44:20maybe I am trying too hard,

00:44:22or like,

00:44:23is it not cool to like,

00:44:24work hard or try hard?

00:44:25It's such a good thing.

00:44:26It is.

00:44:27It's two really good things.

00:44:29But it's that.

00:44:30Trying and hard.

00:44:33At that age,

00:44:34you kind of like,

00:44:34look at yourself,

00:44:35because you're so like,

00:44:36self-conscious about what people think about you.

00:44:38So,

00:44:39yeah,

00:44:39that pisses me off.

00:44:40So I'm going to go try hard.

00:44:42I like the idea of like,

00:44:42you like,

00:44:43like a defensive tackle trying to get around you.

00:44:45Like,

00:44:45come on,

00:44:46man.

00:44:46I actually have said,

00:44:48I have said that.

00:44:49I'm like,

00:44:49dude,

00:44:49like in practice,

00:44:51like when we,

00:44:51like when we go up against a scout team,

00:44:53like they're not supposed to try as hard.

00:44:55But they're trying to get their way on the field.

00:44:57Yeah.

00:44:57But making us look bad.

00:44:59So I'm like,

00:44:59dude,

00:45:00quit being a fucking try hard.

00:45:01Like,

00:45:01dude,

00:45:01chill out.

00:45:03Don't make me look bad.

00:45:04Just so you can try to get in the field.

00:45:05What the fuck are you doing?

00:45:06You're like the,

00:45:07you're like the antagonist of Rudy,

00:45:08man.

00:45:09Yeah.

00:45:10Fucking hate.

00:45:10Yeah.

00:45:11That shit sucks.

00:45:12Pisses me off.

00:45:13So the,

00:45:14the term try hard is going to move on.

00:45:17Next up,

00:45:18we have the number three seed versus the 14 seed.

00:45:21The three seed is Monopoly,

00:45:22which I just,

00:45:23I disagree.

00:45:24I like a good game of Monopoly.

00:45:25Specifically more Monopoly deal is very fun.

00:45:27Well,

00:45:27that's a different game.

00:45:28It is,

00:45:28Jack.

00:45:29It is,

00:45:29but it is,

00:45:29you don't count it underneath the banner of Monopoly.

00:45:31I hate that Monopoly is the first thing that comes to mind when people say board game.

00:45:34It's a horrible game.

00:45:35It's hardly a game.

00:45:36You know,

00:45:36who's going to win in the second turn.

00:45:37And then you have six more hours of it.

00:45:40That's true.

00:45:41So Monopoly going up against number 14 seed,

00:45:44which is the Triangle Square apartment complex in Chicago.

00:45:48Have you guys seen this?

00:45:49I'll send a picture in the chat.

00:45:50There's an apartment building in Chicago called Triangle Square.

00:45:53Fuck that.

00:45:55Triangle Square.

00:45:57I don't know if this is right.

00:45:58I sent a picture in the chat.

00:45:59Don't do that.

00:46:01Triangle Square.

00:46:01No way.

00:46:02This is it?

00:46:03Yeah.

00:46:03Well,

00:46:03I'll drive past it to self-docs to get home.

00:46:06And so I see Triangle Square every day.

00:46:08I'll have the best day at work.

00:46:09Go home and see that ruined.

00:46:11As a mom now,

00:46:12with my mom jokes,

00:46:13I'd say to the boys if I was in the car,

00:46:15let's circle Triangle Square.

00:46:16Yeah.

00:46:17But they call it Triangle Square.

00:46:20And it's try hard kind of in its own way.

00:46:23I guess so.

00:46:24Yeah.

00:46:24So Triangle Square apartments versus...

00:46:29Garcia, Kate?

00:46:30Oh.

00:46:30Triangle Square?

00:46:31Yeah.

00:46:31I sent a picture in the chat.

00:46:33It's a very nice apartment building.

00:46:34It kind of looks...

00:46:35It's frustrating to look at.

00:46:37It looks like two bridges laid on top of each other.

00:46:38It kind of looks like a video game level

00:46:41in a Sega shooter.

00:46:43Yeah.

00:46:43It looks like a Tony Hawk level.

00:46:45In N64.

00:46:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:46Like, everything's very skater.

00:46:47I definitely can go like...

00:46:49Everything is very skater.

00:46:50I can definitely go like 24 and 8 on this map.

00:46:52Oh, yeah.

00:46:53Oh, yeah.

00:46:54Meek's fantasizing and shooting up an actual...

00:46:56No rushing.

00:46:58Triangle Square.

00:46:59Triangle Square.

00:47:01Oh, good.

00:47:02That's good.

00:47:03Hey, you would be amazing at like New York Post headlines.

00:47:05I think so.

00:47:05Oh, my God.

00:47:07Or like...

00:47:07Do you remember Bossip when that was big?

00:47:09I don't.

00:47:10It was like the black gossip page.

00:47:12And they would have like the headlines.

00:47:13Yeah, I remember Bossip.

00:47:15Kate, you would be great at black gossip.

00:47:17Dude, their headlines were so fucking funny.

00:47:19It would be like, Shannon Sharp sucks succulent.

00:47:22Like, suck...

00:47:23It would be like the funniest headline you've ever read in your life

00:47:25for like a two-sentence blog.

00:47:26That was like Black Sports Online, too.

00:47:28Yes, yeah.

00:47:29Oh, yeah.

00:47:29Yeah, BSO.

00:47:30So, Monopoly versus Triangle Square, starting with you, Katie.

00:47:36I actually do like Monopoly.

00:47:38No, you don't.

00:47:38You're lying to yourself.

00:47:39You don't know other board games.

00:47:40You're ignorant, and that's fine.

00:47:41No, I like...

00:47:43Uh-huh.

00:47:45Sorry.

00:47:46Isn't there a story?

00:47:47An apology accepted, Dick.

00:47:51It would be kind of cool if you were just like a giant Settlers of Catan guy.

00:47:54Oh, God.

00:47:55It's not a fun game.

00:47:58Yeah.

00:47:59But I think there's worse games out there.

00:48:03I can't name them, but I think so.

00:48:05Monopoly, you're just going to be there forever sometimes.

00:48:07Thank you, Mick.

00:48:08There's just no one...

00:48:09I'm starting to get very afraid.

00:48:10At the game of life, you kind of have an idea of what you want to do,

00:48:15how long it'll take.

00:48:16Clue, you could probably find the person pretty easily.

00:48:19Yeah.

00:48:22Monopoly, people just get bored.

00:48:23That's how most games end.

00:48:24And I don't think there's any lead changes in Monopoly.

00:48:26It's like the guy that's winning just wins.

00:48:28Or if there are, it's usually just the person that loses first,

00:48:31just trades all their pieces to someone just to help their buddy,

00:48:34just to fuck everything over.

00:48:36Mm-hmm.

00:48:36Nobody ever ends that game and they're like,

00:48:38ah, that was nice.

00:48:40Has everyone on this show played Monopoly?

00:48:43Yeah.

00:48:43Like a full game?

00:48:44Yeah.

00:48:44Oh, I've played it several times.

00:48:46I've never.

00:48:47I've like, you know, as a kid,

00:48:48sit around and fucked around,

00:48:49but I've never played a game of Monopoly.

00:48:50On Xbox, there was Monopoly Streets,

00:48:53and me and my friends would play it.

00:48:54Yeah, there's Monopoly Streets.

00:48:55Me and my friends would play it.

00:48:56We'd play with homies action figures,

00:48:57like instead of Thimble.

00:48:59Early, it was on Xbox 360,

00:49:00so like early 2010s.

00:49:02Every property's Martin Luther King Boulevard.

00:49:04We'd be up till 3 a.m. playing Monopoly Streets.

00:49:12I had the Lord of the Rings Monopoly set,

00:49:14which I wore that thing down.

00:49:15That was a good one.

00:49:16I think, does every household in America have Monopoly?

00:49:18We had it.

00:49:20Again, we had it.

00:49:21Yeah, right.

00:49:22I would say it's pretty good.

00:49:24I don't like anything with like house rules,

00:49:26so you go somewhere else and like,

00:49:27well, we do it this way.

00:49:28Yeah.

00:49:29Like the free parking thing or whatever.

00:49:31But anyway, so Monopoly versus the Triangle Square Apartments.

00:49:36Are you going for Triangle Square Apartments then, Kate?

00:49:38Yeah.

00:49:39One for the Triangle Square Apartments.

00:49:40Saying it's pissing me off.

00:49:41I walked in late.

00:49:42What is it, Monopoly, that we're pissed at?

00:49:45Nick does not like Monopoly.

00:49:47This is one of his least favorite.

00:49:47I hate Monopoly.

00:49:48It's too long.

00:49:48So it's just the entire game of Monopoly.

00:49:49And it's not fun, and I think games should be fun.

00:49:52That's just me, though.

00:49:53Kate?

00:49:54That's just me, though.

00:49:55I like Triangle Square.

00:49:57Why do you-

00:49:57I like the silly, fun little thing,

00:49:59and I like that it has-

00:50:01It's like a billion-dollar housing building

00:50:04and made it a joke.

00:50:07I think it's cute.

00:50:08I would like to live at Triangle Square.

00:50:10I think it's cute.

00:50:11I like it.

00:50:12Monopoly, my neighborhood,

00:50:15I was like the public school kid

00:50:16and all my neighbors were like really smart

00:50:17and went to like fancy private schools.

00:50:19And I know they were always cheating at Monopoly,

00:50:21but I was too dumb to be like,

00:50:23here's what you're doing.

00:50:24And it caused a lot of like,

00:50:25there was like a lot of childhood dramas

00:50:27around that fucking game.

00:50:28That caused me a lot of strife.

00:50:31So yeah, some of my biggest childhood

00:50:33like friendship fights

00:50:34was probably over Monopoly.

00:50:36So I'm going to go Monopoly.

00:50:37You know, with Monopoly as a more hated thing.

00:50:40Nick?

00:50:42So Monopoly, I can avoid.

00:50:44Triangle Square, I fucking can't.

00:50:47So I got to go Triangle Square.

00:50:49Two for Triangle Square.

00:50:50Meek?

00:50:51I'm going to say Monopoly,

00:50:51even though I've played it hundreds of times,

00:50:53just because, like I said,

00:50:54the game only ends when people get bored.

00:50:56You don't feel satisfied

00:50:58when we're in a game of Monopoly.

00:50:59It's like, oh, I just won the game of boredom.

00:51:01You know what's weird is,

00:51:02and people have noticed this a lot,

00:51:03like Xbox has got such like a decent

00:51:05sort of competitive advantage

00:51:06with PlayStation.

00:51:07Like back then, like on Xbox,

00:51:09you could do like...

00:51:10Party chat.

00:51:11Party chat, but you guys like

00:51:12watch Netflix movies together

00:51:13in like a party room.

00:51:14Like you could like play

00:51:15those board games and shit.

00:51:16And they just,

00:51:16I don't know what they,

00:51:17they just lost it.

00:51:18Microsoft really fucked up.

00:51:20So we are two to two right now.

00:51:21You're going to break the tie.

00:51:22I'm going to break the tie.

00:51:23I believe, not I believe,

00:51:25I'm going to go Monopoly.

00:51:26Monopoly.

00:51:27I've never played it

00:51:28because of this issue

00:51:30that it sucks.

00:51:31I'd like it to be better.

00:51:33And Tom,

00:51:33not Tompkins Square,

00:51:34Triangle Square.

00:51:35I recently watched a documentary

00:51:37called Squaring the Circle.

00:51:38And I think that,

00:51:39the fact that I like that

00:51:40is in my head.

00:51:41And this doesn't bother me as much.

00:51:43Oh, okay.

00:51:43Did you ever watch

00:51:44the McDonald's Monopoly thing documentary

00:51:47about the people

00:51:48who like cheated that?

00:51:49No.

00:51:49I actually, I don't,

00:51:50it's very weird.

00:51:51I've watched the documentary

00:51:52because I don't like them.

00:51:54But the,

00:51:56I know,

00:51:56I know what you're talking about.

00:51:57It's kind of weird

00:51:57looking at the word

00:51:58is mono and poly

00:51:59and monopoly.

00:52:00Kind of antonyms

00:52:01of each other,

00:52:02I guess.

00:52:02Like a monogamous relationship

00:52:03versus poly.

00:52:04That's kind of weird.

00:52:06That is weird.

00:52:07It's a strange observation.

00:52:08Interesting.

00:52:09So 10 versus the,

00:52:10Wait,

00:52:10isn't that just what

00:52:11monopoly means?

00:52:12There's one.

00:52:13Of all?

00:52:14Yeah.

00:52:14One many?

00:52:15Yeah.

00:52:16No, you're,

00:52:17you're,

00:52:17yeah.

00:52:17Yeah.

00:52:18Fuck.

00:52:18Yeah.

00:52:19Yeah, yeah.

00:52:19I had something there.

00:52:21Damn it.

00:52:22I'm just looking at this orange

00:52:23and noticing it's orange.

00:52:25That's pretty weird.

00:52:25Damn it.

00:52:26Has anyone ever thought

00:52:26about this?

00:52:27One in many.

00:52:29So now you have the 10 seed

00:52:30versus the 7 seed.

00:52:31The 10 seed is,

00:52:33and I hated this so much,

00:52:34the Jennifer Lawrence

00:52:35pizza obsession phase.

00:52:38That was,

00:52:39if you were online at all

00:52:40during that period

00:52:40of Jennifer Lawrence

00:52:41when she was like

00:52:41the top dog in the world,

00:52:42it was the most,

00:52:44it was very frustrating.

00:52:45It was like the epic bacon.

00:52:46She was an amazing actress,

00:52:47stunningly beautiful,

00:52:48just had won so many awards

00:52:50from Silver Linings Playbook,

00:52:52and she like pretended

00:52:53to be obsessed with pizza

00:52:55for like a year.

00:52:57Okay.

00:52:57I always pick,

00:52:58for some reason,

00:52:58I was picking Jennifer Love Hewitt,

00:52:59and I was like,

00:52:59I don't know what you guys

00:53:00are talking about.

00:53:01Yes, I know exactly

00:53:01what you mean now.

00:53:02Stay in your lane.

00:53:02There's only one room

00:53:03for pizza people.

00:53:04Yeah.

00:53:05And she was like

00:53:06on top of the world,

00:53:07again, like you were saying,

00:53:08like prestige actress,

00:53:09and she just wanted people

00:53:10to think that she was like

00:53:11a regular person so bad.

00:53:13And like,

00:53:13so like every interview,

00:53:14you'd be like,

00:53:15oh, how was the Oscars process?

00:53:17Like, I just want to be at home

00:53:18eating pizza, you know?

00:53:19And it's like,

00:53:19all right.

00:53:20Like carpet interviews,

00:53:21they'd be like,

00:53:21you're the most upcoming

00:53:23Hollywood starlet.

00:53:24She's just like,

00:53:25I'm here for the pizza.

00:53:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:28Shut up.

00:53:29And then that's going,

00:53:30you're too good for that.

00:53:32Exactly.

00:53:32And that's going up

00:53:33against the number 17.

00:53:34This is a weird one.

00:53:35The smell of a freshly run dishwasher.

00:53:39Yeah, makes me gag,

00:53:39makes me want to throw up.

00:53:41Okay.

00:53:42I was going to say,

00:53:43I know exactly what you're talking about

00:53:44and I like it.

00:53:46You're up first.

00:53:47The hatred for the smell

00:53:49of a freshly run dishwasher

00:53:50versus the Jennifer Lawrence pizza phase.

00:53:52It's got to be

00:53:52the Jennifer Lawrence pizza phase.

00:53:55As soon as you say Jennifer Lawrence,

00:53:57I picture this story.

00:53:59Google the story

00:53:59of comedian Catherine Blanford

00:54:01and her Jennifer Lawrence story.

00:54:03It is so goddamn funny.

00:54:05I'll give you the gist of it.

00:54:08She was dating a kid

00:54:09her senior year of high school.

00:54:09He got a modeling job,

00:54:12came to New York for the summer,

00:54:14cheated on Catherine

00:54:15with another model.

00:54:18That model became Jennifer Lawrence.

00:54:19Wow.

00:54:20And she was like

00:54:21talking about being in college

00:54:22as Jennifer Lawrence

00:54:24was going through this exact phase

00:54:25where she's like,

00:54:26I was so sick.

00:54:27She wanted to be like

00:54:27America's sweetheart

00:54:28and it fucking infuriated me.

00:54:30So yeah,

00:54:31her America's Sweetheart pizza phase

00:54:33was worse.

00:54:34It was a tough one.

00:54:36And so now it's one

00:54:37for the J-Law pizza phase.

00:54:38Meek?

00:54:39I'm going to have to go

00:54:40with a dishwasher

00:54:40because the J-Law pizza phase

00:54:41you can ignore it.

00:54:42Like a dishwasher is like,

00:54:44that's like everyday life.

00:54:46Like it's disgusting.

00:54:48I know what Nick's talking about.

00:54:49Thank you, Meek.

00:54:50You guys.

00:54:51But also,

00:54:51you got to disagree with me

00:54:53eventually, man.

00:54:53You've been fully empathetic

00:54:58of everything you said.

00:54:59You're fully lockstep.

00:55:00Well, I do get called

00:55:02Down Syndrome Nick Tarani

00:55:03by all these commenters,

00:55:05so it only makes sense.

00:55:07I agree with you

00:55:07on a lot of things.

00:55:09Dude, you're like

00:55:10one cool pair of pants away

00:55:12from being just me.

00:55:17You're one-to-one right now, Nick.

00:55:20It's the washing,

00:55:21the dishwasher smell

00:55:22and like it would make me

00:55:24like sick as a kid

00:55:25and like my parents

00:55:26thought I was lying

00:55:27and I still get sick

00:55:28and like sometimes

00:55:29I'll be throw up

00:55:30from the,

00:55:30oh, I hate the smell of it.

00:55:31Just like a just-finished dishwasher.

00:55:33It's such,

00:55:33it's so hot.

00:55:34The steam, yeah.

00:55:35Yes, and then sometimes

00:55:36the cups will still smell like it.

00:55:38So after like,

00:55:38I like pre-rinse my cups

00:55:40before I use them for drink.

00:55:42What is the smell?

00:55:44Can you tell it to us at all?

00:55:46Like hot glass

00:55:47with the weird soap

00:55:49and I just,

00:55:50it doesn't sit well

00:55:52with me.

00:55:52So we're talking about

00:55:53the same smell.

00:55:54Yeah.

00:55:54Yes.

00:55:55I know what you mean.

00:55:56I do,

00:55:57I'm not like sticking my head

00:55:58in the dishwasher,

00:55:59but I do,

00:56:00I walk by and I go,

00:56:01oh, that's nice.

00:56:01Oh, no.

00:56:02You ever see the,

00:56:03I think I saw it on Extreme Cheap Steaks,

00:56:04like people cook in their dishwasher.

00:56:06I've heard about that

00:56:06you can like sous vide in it.

00:56:08Yeah, people like make lasagnas

00:56:09in their dishwasher.

00:56:10Oh, I've seen lasagnas.

00:56:11I've seen dishwasher steaks.

00:56:12Dishwasher steak, yeah, that's right.

00:56:14People make meatloaf in there.

00:56:16They should.

00:56:16Yeah.

00:56:17They really should.

00:56:18So we are two for the dishwasher smell,

00:56:21one for the J-Law pizza phase.

00:56:22Kate?

00:56:23It smells like if you ground up

00:56:25old food in the garbage disposal,

00:56:27put it in a pierogi

00:56:28and steamed those.

00:56:29Yeah.

00:56:30Full circle moment.

00:56:31You don't like it either.

00:56:32I hate it.

00:56:33I have two small kids.

00:56:35Have I talked about it yet?

00:56:36I'm a mom.

00:56:39Try hard ass over there.

00:56:41But anyway,

00:56:43there is like special soft little cups

00:56:45and bowls and stuff.

00:56:46And you have to hand wash them

00:56:47because if you put them in the dishwasher,

00:56:48you can actually taste that smell.

00:56:51Yes.

00:56:52And the kids will start rejecting the stuff

00:56:53because it tastes like dishwasher.

00:56:55Horrible.

00:56:55So then you can't,

00:56:56you got to hand wash that.

00:56:57Yeah, no, it's like the grossest.

00:56:58I almost got it.

00:56:59I'm of the firm belief

00:57:01that things that are clean

00:57:03shouldn't smell bad.

00:57:04Yeah.

00:57:04And they do.

00:57:05I end up getting the metal prison trays instead

00:57:08is what I think of the dishwasher.

00:57:10The metal prison trays.

00:57:11Yeah, no, that smell is the worst.

00:57:13It's going to win.

00:57:14Makadik?

00:57:15I'm with fights on this.

00:57:17I don't mind the smell.

00:57:19Yeah.

00:57:19Come on, man.

00:57:21I didn't know it was a thing.

00:57:23That's why I checked to make sure

00:57:24it's the same smell we're talking about.

00:57:25Yeah, that's it.

00:57:26I don't mind it.

00:57:28So, and I don't know much about

00:57:29the Jennifer Lawrence shit,

00:57:32but I'll go with that

00:57:33just because I like the smell of a dishwasher.

00:57:36That's Babe Kaden.

00:57:39Yeah.

00:57:40So the dishwasher smell is going to move on.

00:57:42Now we have the two seed versus the 15 seed.

00:57:45The two seed is

00:57:46My Own Worst Enemy by Lit.

00:57:49Worst song of all time.

00:57:50I'll play it.

00:57:51I'll play it.

00:57:52You made me come.

00:57:53I'm sorry.

00:57:53What song is that?

00:57:55Yeah, what song are you playing?

00:57:56That's not it.

00:57:58What song is that, Kate?

00:57:59You make me complete.

00:58:03You make me complete.

00:58:04You stopped at come.

00:58:05Are you referencing just another lit song?

00:58:08Does anyone know a second lit song?

00:58:10Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

00:58:12You're like,

00:58:13Why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, why me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

00:58:16Beat the living shit out of me.

00:58:18Yeah.

00:58:19Nobody knows the You Make Me Come song.

00:58:21You make me come.

00:58:23I do not know this song.

00:58:24Yes, you do.

00:58:25Okay, I'll play it.

00:58:26I'll play it.

00:58:27I'll play it.

00:58:27I'll play it, then I'll cut it.

00:58:29Oh, I've listened to this song.

00:58:30Yeah, I hate it.

00:58:31Okay.

00:58:32I think it sucks.

00:58:34So, My Own Worst Enemy?

00:58:35Wait, that's just another one?

00:58:38To be clear, Kate, you knew of a second lit song?

00:58:40You make me come.

00:58:41There you have it.

00:58:42How do you know two lit songs?

00:58:44You make me come was, I mean.

00:58:46Anyway.

00:58:47No, I despise that song.

00:58:49I don't know if it's like, I don't know where it really stems from, but I despise it.

00:58:54I won't listen.

00:58:55I hate it.

00:58:56For a long time, I thought that was a Blink-182 song.

00:58:58I was going to say, I'm not picking this song because I think it was the birth of my fandom

00:59:03of punk rock.

00:59:04Oh, gotcha.

00:59:05So, that's going up against the number 15 seed.

00:59:08The people that say, or just the phrase, I guess, the first few seasons are a bit of

00:59:13a slog, TV fans.

00:59:15Oh, TV fans.

00:59:16You just got to get through the first few seasons.

00:59:18Yeah.

00:59:19Oh!

00:59:20First few episodes, I get.

00:59:22I mean, if you're saying I got to watch like two seasons of something before it gets good,

00:59:26I'm out, respectfully.

00:59:28I've said this before.

00:59:29Gooch tried to get me into one piece.

00:59:31No.

00:59:32And he was just like, episode 135 will blow your mind.

00:59:35There's 2,000 episodes of that show.

00:59:39I'm not doing that.

00:59:40Dude, Router's here.

00:59:40Oh, it's a good series.

00:59:41Like, no other explanation.

00:59:42Router, no.

00:59:43Just why.

00:59:44I'm not going to watch a show that's like the first season's a real slow burn.

00:59:48That means it's bad.

00:59:49Yeah.

00:59:50Like, there's a couple of, like Parks and Rec, for example, their first season was like

00:59:53dog shit.

00:59:54Yeah.

00:59:54But then their second season is immediately great because they've changed the format.

00:59:57But like.

00:59:58I would just say skip the first season.

00:59:59Yeah.

01:00:00Exactly.

01:00:00Uh, so the first few seasons are slog people versus my own worst enemy by lit.

01:00:06Uh, let's start with you, Katie.

01:00:09Uh, I think I'm going to go with the, uh, the 15 seed because I hate when people explain

01:00:16a show like that.

01:00:17Like, I'd rather you just tell me, just don't fucking watch the show.

01:00:20Don't watch the show.

01:00:21Yeah.

01:00:21Don't give me, oh, it's just, I'm not going to watch it.

01:00:24The payoff.

01:00:25The payoff.

01:00:25Yeah, like if you tell me the, the, the first episode's unbelievable, I'm going to watch

01:00:30a show, but tell me it takes a couple of seasons, I'm not fucking watching it.

01:00:33Or just tell me to watch it.

01:00:35Like, I don't, I don't need, I don't want to watch it.

01:00:38Clearly you like it.

01:00:39So just say, Hey man, I like this show.

01:00:41You should watch it.

01:00:42They want to feel like a warrior.

01:00:43Like I made it through.

01:00:46Maybe you can.

01:00:46I think it's also hedging because that way, if you're like, ah, I don't like these first

01:00:49few episodes, you could be like, well, I warned you.

01:00:52Yeah.

01:00:52That's pretty good.

01:00:52Yeah.

01:00:53Uh, so one for the first few episodes or first few seasons slog person, uh, Kate.

01:00:59I'm just sitting here picturing that West Virginia weatherman railing your ex-girlfriend

01:01:03to that lit song.

01:01:04Yep.

01:01:04On beat.

01:01:05Like on beat.

01:01:07Yeah.

01:01:08Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

01:01:12I like that.

01:01:13I think it's a good car sing song when you get to the chorus.

01:01:16So I can't, I can't pick that one.

01:01:18I got to go with the TV thing.

01:01:20The TV show.

01:01:21Yeah.

01:01:21Two for the TV thing.

01:01:23Nick.

01:01:26Lit.

01:01:28I really dislike that song.

01:01:30I guess weird.

01:01:31I really would have imagined that's a song you'd like.

01:01:32I don't know why.

01:01:33No, no, no.

01:01:33And that, see, people say that.

01:01:36Makes it worse.

01:01:38Uh, so two to one in favor of the TV.

01:01:40When I end up walking home with her, I probably will be listening to that song.

01:01:43So I'll gladly be the one that picks the, the season.

01:01:47Oh, you got to get to the first few seasons.

01:01:48First time, first time you guys have separated.

01:01:51I mean, I like, I like the song.

01:01:54It's like, oh, I just got to get to the first two seasons.

01:01:56You can't get to a hundred, 130 episodes just for it to get good.

01:01:59Like, no, I'm not watching it.

01:02:00Or I'll skip to the good ones.

01:02:02I don't care.

01:02:03Meek is the more lit version of Nick Turrini.

01:02:05That's what we're learning here.

01:02:06That's true.

01:02:07Uh, fights.

01:02:08Um, I am choosing the TV one.

01:02:12I'm leaving lit alone.

01:02:14I don't particularly care for it as a song, but I do think it was good as a kid.

01:02:18The TV thing is fucking insane to me.

01:02:22I hate people saying that.

01:02:23Because most of the time, too, it's just the fact that it, the show isn't a slog.

01:02:29Don't say that.

01:02:30Because it's like, people like Breaking Bad is when people say it on.

01:02:33People be like, ah, first few episodes are pretty slow.

01:02:35No, they're fucking not, dude.

01:02:38No, they're not.

01:02:39They're not slow.

01:02:39And if it is quote unquote slow, it's setting stuff up.

01:02:43So you're getting exposition here.

01:02:45It's important information that you fucking need.

01:02:47So just tell me to watch the show.

01:02:48Don't add an op-ed to it.

01:02:50Those people.

01:02:51Oh, it's good.

01:02:52Yeah.

01:02:52It's simple.

01:02:53Hey, I'm watching the show.

01:02:54I fucking like it.

01:02:54Yeah.

01:02:55Great.

01:02:55I'll check it out.

01:02:56Although sometimes that can go awry, like you recommending Paradise to Dave.

01:03:00That was a problem.

01:03:01That was a problem.

01:03:02And then the second episode was just like, whoa.

01:03:06It was the second episode.

01:03:07I was like, gosh, I shouldn't have fucking said that.

01:03:08Kind of reminded me of the Nutty Professor.

01:03:10Oh, the Nutty Professor.

01:03:11That was, that's an all-time chair right there.

01:03:13That was, I fucking was dying out loud laughing for that.

01:03:18Anyway, the TV person's going to move on.

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01:04:18So, anyway, now we have the playoffs.

01:04:22First matchup is the reputation of Meatloaf being bad versus the Cha-Cha-Cha kid.

01:04:27Ooh.

01:04:28Starting with you.

01:04:29Wow.

01:04:29Starting with you.

01:04:29Fights.

01:04:30Meatloaf.

01:04:32Meatloaf.

01:04:33It's going to be hard to get my vote away from Meatloaf.

01:04:35Meatloaf I fucking love.

01:04:37Me too.

01:04:37I think it's delicious.

01:04:38I think we should all eat it.

01:04:40Meatloaf.

01:04:40But if you went to a nice restaurant, you'd get made fun of for ordering that.

01:04:43For sure.

01:04:44Yeah.

01:04:44That ain't right.

01:04:45But I would.

01:04:47It's not on...

01:04:48Maybe that's honestly...

01:04:49Maybe that's just we need more exposure.

01:04:51Yeah, I think that might be it.

01:04:51Because you don't find it on a lot of menus.

01:04:53If you start seeing it on menus, you start going, you know what?

01:04:55I could do a Meatloaf.

01:04:56Cool guys need to start eating in.

01:04:57Hot chicks.

01:04:59James Bond needs to eat a Meatloaf after he kills somebody.

01:05:01Sweet Green has to start serving it.

01:05:03Sydney Sweeney needs to start eating Meatloaf.

01:05:05We are one vote for Meatloaf.

01:05:08I do think Meatloaf gets a bad rap.

01:05:10I have to go with the cha-cha-cha kid because they're just so fucking annoying.

01:05:16And they don't realize how annoying they are.

01:05:18What was a Meekville birthday party like?

01:05:21Well, my mom would always have a birthday party for me like a week before my actual birthday

01:05:26because my birthday was December 22nd.

01:05:28Oh.

01:05:29So.

01:05:30Oh, okay.

01:05:30Did a lot of people lump your Christmas and birthday gifts together?

01:05:33Yes.

01:05:34A shame.

01:05:34I'm the 20th, Meek.

01:05:35I'm the 20th.

01:05:36Look at you, boy.

01:05:36You understand this.

01:05:37Yes, I do.

01:05:39But I did.

01:05:41There were cha-cha-chas and my grandma would be like, are you one?

01:05:44Are you two?

01:05:45Yeah.

01:05:46Yeah.

01:05:46So I've gotten both of it.

01:05:48It is very annoying.

01:05:49I just want to not deal with it.

01:05:51We are one-to-one right now.

01:05:52Nick.

01:05:52Wait, do McDonald's parties still exist?

01:05:55I'd hope, man.

01:05:56They don't have a lot of play places anymore.

01:05:57That's what I'm saying.

01:05:58They're just iPads.

01:05:59Have you ever seen one of those like the side-by-side of what McDonald's used to look like?

01:06:03Yeah.

01:06:03It does now.

01:06:04And now it looks like a fucking modernistic bullshit.

01:06:07Yeah.

01:06:08It's not fun.

01:06:08Yeah.

01:06:09It's not fun.

01:06:10It's like you're in like a corporate office or something.

01:06:11Very sterile.

01:06:12Yeah.

01:06:12Yes.

01:06:12That's a great way to put it.

01:06:13Yeah.

01:06:13One-to-one, Nick.

01:06:16I'm going cha-cha-cha.

01:06:17Cha-cha-cha, kid.

01:06:18I almost had one too many cha.

01:06:19Yeah.

01:06:21He, again, I know the exact, like, you know what type of adult that will be.

01:06:26Mm-hmm.

01:06:27Like, it's done, like, for that guy.

01:06:29Do they have similarities?

01:06:32Do they ever overlap in the Venn diagram with the Cookie Monster Pants people?

01:06:36These guys are typically memorize movie quotes and say them loud.

01:06:43Oh, Borat guy.

01:06:44Yeah.

01:06:45Yeah.

01:06:46Maybe.

01:06:46I'm trying to think of what other, like, look-at-me type behavior there is that people do.

01:06:51I think Cookie Monster Kid would beat cha-cha-cha kid's ass in, like, a wall-a wall.

01:06:55Yeah.

01:06:56He'd be like, yeah.

01:06:57Yeah.

01:06:58Cookie Monster Kids, they aren't going to parties.

01:07:02They're, like, they're selling drugs.

01:07:03Yeah, yeah.

01:07:05Somewhere.

01:07:06Yeah.

01:07:06Cigarette hanging out of their mouth.

01:07:07They're loitering.

01:07:08They're loitering.

01:07:09They're loitering.

01:07:09Yeah.

01:07:10They're big-time loiterers is a good way to put it, too.

01:07:12So, two for cha-cha-cha, one for meatloaf.

01:07:14Kate?

01:07:15Meatloaf.

01:07:16The more I'm sitting here thinking about it, I'm like, damn, I'm going to make it again

01:07:19this week.

01:07:20I think my mom makes a fucking great meatloaf.

01:07:22It's like a whole face.

01:07:23I love the ketchup on it.

01:07:24It's good.

01:07:25Kate, did you say you're throwing a glaze on yours when you're making them?

01:07:28Buddy, there is a little bit of, like, soy sauce, a little bit of, what's

01:07:32it, not Saskatchewan, what's the Worcestershire?

01:07:36Now, can I ask you one more?

01:07:38A province in Canada?

01:07:39Yeah, David, good sauce.

01:07:40Worcestershire, I think, was the one that conquered Saskatchewan.

01:07:43Kate, one more question.

01:07:45There's a basket, too.

01:07:46Yeah.

01:07:46That's good as hell.

01:07:47Are you doing, is this a HelloFresh?

01:07:50I mean, love HelloFresh.

01:07:51Is this a segue?

01:07:52Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:07:53It's just, I used to, fuck.

01:07:56You made meatloaf?

01:07:57Yeah, I don't have HelloFresh anymore.

01:07:59But when I did, I did get the meatloaf all the time.

01:08:02And it was probably great.

01:08:03Guaranteed.

01:08:04You make that ketchup glaze, and then it, like, gets crispy.

01:08:06The crispy ketchup.

01:08:07The best bite of the loaf.

01:08:09You broil it a little bit.

01:08:10I didn't realize that was a, I thought that was, like, a HelloFresh recipe.

01:08:13I didn't realize that was, like, a thing.

01:08:15You're not going to believe this, but I think a lot of HelloFresh recipes are based off other

01:08:17recipes.

01:08:19It's good as hell.

01:08:20Meatloaf.

01:08:21So we are two to two right now.

01:08:22Kate, you're going to break it.

01:08:23Yeah, I fuck with meatloaf hard.

01:08:26And I like putting the cold ketchup on top of the hot.

01:08:29Yeah, yeah, man.

01:08:30I'm a slut for a good little freak.

01:08:36Well, look at me.

01:08:36I'm a fat fuck that loves meatloaf.

01:08:39I don't mean this in a mean way, but you know that Matilda scene with the kid?

01:08:42Bruce, it's a bitch off her cake.

01:08:44It just slices of meatloaf.

01:08:46Fresh out of the pokey.

01:08:48I love meatloaf, man.

01:08:50This makes me want to go eat meatloaf.

01:08:53I'm getting one tonight.

01:08:54Dude, I'm going to try and make one.

01:08:55I'm going to try and make one tonight.

01:08:56Yeah, I got to go meatloaf, man.

01:08:58It's just, it's incredible.

01:09:01Meatloaf's going to move on.

01:09:02Now we have the motherfucking Goldingo, the worst Pokemon of all time, versus the HBO rebrand,

01:09:08starting with you, Kate.

01:09:09Wow.

01:09:10It's a tough one.

01:09:12Just because I'm not as well-versed in Pokemon, and I fucking hate the rebranding, like I

01:09:21said earlier, I'm going with HBO.

01:09:23One for the HBO rebrand.

01:09:24Kate?

01:09:25I got to go, like, yeah, the Twitter rebrand's annoying, but I still use it.

01:09:29I'm still, if there's a good enough show, people will still go to Max.

01:09:33There's no redo for the Pokemon 1000.

01:09:35Like, that is, I don't even follow Pokemon, and I was, like, shocked.

01:09:38You're pissed off.

01:09:39You're pissed the puck off.

01:09:41What the hell?

01:09:41It's like a laziness, like the UH logo.

01:09:44Like, how many people had to approve that?

01:09:47But once it came out, it blows my mind.

01:09:49Yeah, I'm pissed off.

01:09:50And Pokemon 2000 is great.

01:09:52That's the funny and ironic part of it, too.

01:09:54Yeah.

01:09:55Fantastic movie.

01:09:56The movie?

01:09:57Yeah, Pokemon 1000, unless they made it bad on purpose to get Buzz going for it, I don't

01:10:00know.

01:10:00But yeah, that pisses me off.

01:10:02Pokemon.

01:10:03One to one right now, Nick?

01:10:05Both of these are slaps in the face to the fans of global institutions.

01:10:09And that's, I think, what I hate the most.

01:10:11I think I speak for the people, man.

01:10:14But it's for the same exact reason Kate said.

01:10:17There's no going back on 1000.

01:10:19You did it.

01:10:20The big announcement, and that's who it was.

01:10:22A shame.

01:10:23Going Pokemon.

01:10:25Two to one for Pokemon.

01:10:26Golden Go.

01:10:27Not even.

01:10:27You could still say, oh, you watch on HBO Go, and people will know what you're saying.

01:10:31Golden Go.

01:10:31Like, yeah, you already fucked up.

01:10:33It's over.

01:10:33It's done.

01:10:34Like, you got to wait until Pokemon 2000 to have something people care about.

01:10:38What Pokemon are we at now?

01:10:40Are we in, like, the 1500s or something?

01:10:43Probably.

01:10:44All right.

01:10:44I got to look at the Pokedex real quick.

01:10:46There was a time in my life where, like, I had, like, the original, like, 150 memorized.

01:10:51Oh, yeah.

01:10:52Like, now?

01:10:52You still do.

01:10:53That left my brain.

01:10:55That knowledge got replaced by other things.

01:10:57125.

01:10:57So we are so far from 2000.

01:11:00Yeah.

01:11:00Like, I remember, like, the Pokemon rap.

01:11:02Yeah.

01:11:02And it's like, there's 150 from all you see.

01:11:07It's like, I knew, like, all of them.

01:11:09Yeah.

01:11:10Until I was, like, 20.

01:11:11That's such a good rap.

01:11:11Then my mind got brainwashed, though.

01:11:14That's such a good rap, too.

01:11:14Just Mets.

01:11:15Yeah.

01:11:15You got to remember Jason Bay's stats.

01:11:17Exactly, yeah.

01:11:18I had to replace information.

01:11:19Poor Squirtle went out the window after that.

01:11:22So it's going to be Golden Go, but fights?

01:11:25At the risk of upsetting our Pokemon friends, he looks like all the other Pokemon.

01:11:31No, he doesn't.

01:11:32He just looks dumb.

01:11:33He doesn't look like a Pokemon.

01:11:35I understand you're trying to hurt my feelings.

01:11:38I mean, like.

01:11:39That's, but you sound stupid.

01:11:43Do you think that Pokemon looks like this?

01:11:45But he looks like plenty of other Pokemon.

01:11:48He looks like a million Pokemon.

01:11:50He looks like, what's it, what's it, didgeridoo?

01:11:52What's the?

01:11:53What?

01:11:54What's the fucking?

01:11:55He's being insulted on purpose.

01:11:56He's doing what our dads would do.

01:11:58Like, oh.

01:11:59It's my mom calling every game system Nintendo.

01:12:02Yeah.

01:12:02No, that's Belichick going you face.

01:12:04Yeah, yeah.

01:12:05I know it's not didgeridoo, but it's something like that.

01:12:07If Hawaiian Punch had a lemonade flavor, that would be the guy on the bottle.

01:12:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:12But it's like, yeah, you could do that.

01:12:14Like, what are the egg guys?

01:12:15The egg guys who look dumb.

01:12:16Excalibur?

01:12:17No, the fucking, it's like three little, like.

01:12:19Executes?

01:12:20Executes.

01:12:20Executes, yeah.

01:12:21I don't know what.

01:12:22Dodrio, Diglett.

01:12:23Yeah, they all look dumb, guys.

01:12:24Yeah, but it's not a thousand Pokemon.

01:12:25They look like Pokemon, though.

01:12:27That does not look like a Pokemon.

01:12:30This looks like a brand of mascot.

01:12:31It doesn't look like a Pokemon.

01:12:32Yeah.

01:12:33In my head, I saw that, and I was like, okay, it's, I don't know.

01:12:39It seems like I'm gathering here that, like, 1,000, like, those big numbers, it's a big

01:12:43release?

01:12:44Yeah, it's as big as it gets.

01:12:45So they've done, like, 500.

01:12:47It's the 1,000th Pokemon.

01:12:48But it's, like, the 500th Pokemon.

01:12:50That's just such a milestone.

01:12:52Was the 500th one big?

01:12:53No.

01:12:54Okay, so he's a regular-ass Pokemon.

01:12:55But you should have.

01:12:57It should have been.

01:12:57It should have been huge.

01:12:581,000 is such a milestone.

01:13:00That'd be a good, like, around the office question, like, brand character or Pokemon?

01:13:05It'd be, Voltorb was Pokemon 100.

01:13:08That's a good one.

01:13:09It's self-destruct.

01:13:09That's a cool Pokemon.

01:13:09Skitty was 300 when I was looking.

01:13:12Oh.

01:13:12This was such a good reminder that fights is so much cooler than the Pokemon.

01:13:15Yeah.

01:13:16It's like, I don't give a fuck about Pokemon.

01:13:18That's what gave it away.

01:13:20I mean, like, I didn't, like, play-play Pokemon, but I collected Pokemon cards.

01:13:24He looks like all of them.

01:13:25Oh, how wrong you are.

01:13:26He doesn't.

01:13:28He doesn't.

01:13:28Again, I think it's brand mascot versus Pokemon.

01:13:31There is a clear difference, I think, between the two.

01:13:33I can see.

01:13:34This doesn't look like a creature.

01:13:35It looks like something meant to, I don't know.

01:13:38Like what Kate was saying, sell easy mac and cheese.

01:13:40Beedouf looks like more of a Pokemon.

01:13:42It's a fucking beaver.

01:13:43It looks like the mascot, like, if Jamaica hosted the Olympics.

01:13:49That is so accurate.

01:13:50Or, like, for Red Stripe.

01:13:54They had, like, a special version of Gold Stripe.

01:13:58That is very, very on point.

01:14:01So, Golden Go versus the reputation of Meatloaf.

01:14:04You're up.

01:14:05Buddy.

01:14:06What do you fucking think?

01:14:11One vote for Meatloaf.

01:14:13Golden Go.

01:14:14I will stand on my ground.

01:14:16This is a worldwide thing that fucked up.

01:14:20Like, Pokemon is played by worldwide.

01:14:22Meatloaf isn't eaten worldwide.

01:14:24No one in Japan is eating Meatloaf.

01:14:25That's probably true.

01:14:27Tough to say.

01:14:28Well, they do.

01:14:29They just call it something different.

01:14:30Everyone eats the same thing.

01:14:31It's not called Meatloaf.

01:14:32Maybe it's light because it's not bad.

01:14:33We eat some kind of pasta.

01:14:34We eat rice.

01:14:35Pierogis or dumplings are fucking, like, they're all the same.

01:14:37Yeah, it's ravioli.

01:14:38We can fix Meatloaf.

01:14:40We can't fix Golden Go being a thousand Pokemon.

01:14:42Yeah, it's kind of...

01:14:43So, one-to-one right now.

01:14:45Nick?

01:14:46You know I'm tailing my fucking brother, Phil.

01:14:52Two-to-one in favor of Golden Go.

01:14:55Kate?

01:14:56And now I'm thinking of, like, the under-representation of women in Meatloaf.

01:14:59Yeah.

01:15:00Yeah.

01:15:01No hot girls are eating.

01:15:02Like, I feel like it would be shameful for me if I was, like, a cute girl to order Meatloaf at dinner.

01:15:06That's not fair.

01:15:07No, right.

01:15:07We gotta start campaigning, like, women in STEM.

01:15:10Hot women for Meatloaf.

01:15:12It's not hot women for Bernie.

01:15:14Women in Meat.

01:15:16It's like those old celebrity milk commercials, but it's hot women with, like...

01:15:19Meatloaf.

01:15:20Yeah.

01:15:21And, like, you're sexually licking it off.

01:15:26Dude, can you imagine, like, let's get Jennifer Lawrence.

01:15:28She's looking for a new food.

01:15:30She's like, I like the hot ketchup and cold on top.

01:15:33You're like, fucking Jennifer.

01:15:35J-Lo's got it.

01:15:36I was just home eating Meatloaf.

01:15:37Yeah.

01:15:38Yeah.

01:15:38But I gotta be here getting this award.

01:15:41Yeah.

01:15:42Yeah, Meatloaf.

01:15:43You guys have me hype on Meatloaf.

01:15:45Pokemon thing.

01:15:47So we are two to two.

01:15:48K-Dig, you're gonna break it.

01:15:49I don't think...

01:15:50I think there's no question where I'm going.

01:15:53That's my boy.

01:15:54Oh, look at what you've done to Phil, man.

01:15:56Look at what you've done.

01:15:58Yeah, I mean, looking at Pokemon numbers, like, the cool ones, like, Arceus is 493.

01:16:04He looks fucking sick.

01:16:05Yeah, that's the god of Pokemon.

01:16:07Give that a thousand.

01:16:08Wait, what was the god of Pokemon's number?

01:16:10493.

01:16:10What the fuck?

01:16:11That's horrible.

01:16:12That's a terrible number.

01:16:14Jesus, man.

01:16:14You could say 493 is a cooler number than 500.

01:16:17Yeah.

01:16:17But still, that sucks.

01:16:20So Meatloaf is gonna move on into the finals, that is.

01:16:22On the other side, Monopoly versus the...

01:16:25What was it?

01:16:25Triangle?

01:16:26No, sorry.

01:16:26The TryHard guy.

01:16:28First people say TryHard.

01:16:28So Monopoly, the board gamers, the people who call things TryHard.

01:16:32Kadek?

01:16:33I'm gonna go with TryHard, because I like Monopoly.

01:16:36That's right.

01:16:36Pokemon.

01:16:37You're the biggest Monopoly supporter here.

01:16:40TryHard, obviously.

01:16:42Two for TryHard.

01:16:44Nick?

01:16:45Monopoly, man.

01:16:45Board games are such an awesome world to dive into.

01:16:48They're so fun.

01:16:49So many different mechanics.

01:16:50And just the one that takes over is the worst one.

01:16:55Monopoly.

01:16:56Monopoly, two to one in favor of the TryHard.

01:16:58I know it's Nick, but I'm gonna say Monopoly.

01:17:01Also because I relate to calling people TryHards.

01:17:05I've played Call of Duty at 2 p.m. on a Wednesday, and it's an unemployed TryHard.

01:17:08Yeah.

01:17:09You and Nicky Smith.

01:17:09I just wanna be good.

01:17:10Yeah.

01:17:11Two to two right now.

01:17:13Monopoly.

01:17:15Monopoly.

01:17:15That means Monopoly is going to move on.

01:17:18On the other side...

01:17:19Actually...

01:17:19No, I'm gonna stick with Monopoly.

01:17:21But the thing about TryHard is there's no comeback when someone's like, you're being

01:17:25a TryHard.

01:17:26Yeah, I am.

01:17:26I can't...

01:17:27Yeah.

01:17:28I don't know how to fucking fight back to that.

01:17:29Yeah.

01:17:30You can't be like, nuh-uh.

01:17:31You have to be accurately pegged, but I feel like I'm doing it earnestly.

01:17:33There's a time and place to insult someone for being a TryHard.

01:17:36Right.

01:17:36There is a proper way to do it.

01:17:38But when they do it in the wrong place, there's still no...

01:17:40Yes.

01:17:40Like, I don't fucking know what to say to you right now.

01:17:42Yes.

01:17:42Yeah.

01:17:43It's the same with shrimp tits.

01:17:44Yeah.

01:17:45Yeah, exactly the same.

01:17:50Monopoly's moving forward.

01:17:51On the top, we have the TV person, that person that says you need to watch, like, the first

01:17:56two seasons or a slog, going up against the smell of a fresh dishwasher that just finished

01:18:00up fights.

01:18:03Two seasons slog.

01:18:04The two seasons slog person, Meek.

01:18:06Two seasons, because if you tell me I have to get through...

01:18:08I have to watch, what, like, days worth of, like, TV to get to something good?

01:18:12Like, I'm not doing it.

01:18:13And I'm a person who doesn't watch many shows, any shows to begin with.

01:18:16So if you're telling me I have to get through shit to get good, I'm not doing it.

01:18:20Yeah.

01:18:20I gotta go buy a TV for this?

01:18:22Yeah.

01:18:24You gotta skip the first 40 games of the season.

01:18:26I gotta log into an account for this?

01:18:27Like, fuck.

01:18:28Two for the TV person, Nick.

01:18:31Dude, I think dishwasher smell is my one seed of hated.

01:18:35Really?

01:18:36I'm doing dishwasher.

01:18:36Yeah.

01:18:37Yeah.

01:18:37I think your one seed of hated is Golden Go.

01:18:39Well, I just put the...

01:18:40That was in order of how I thought.

01:18:41Oh, okay.

01:18:43There was no rhyme or reason to the order.

01:18:44So, no, dishwasher smell, the worst.

01:18:46One for the dishwasher smell.

01:18:48Kate.

01:18:48Yeah, dishwasher smell.

01:18:50Like, I can smell it as we're sitting here.

01:18:51Yeah, it's like making me gag.

01:18:53Yeah, dishwasher smell.

01:18:54Dishwasher smell.

01:18:55Kate, you're gonna break the tie again.

01:18:56Go with my boys in New York.

01:18:58Yeah.

01:18:59Seasons.

01:19:00The TV Seasons person.

01:19:02So the TV Seasons is going up against Monopoly to go into the finals.

01:19:06Kate, you're up first.

01:19:08Seasons.

01:19:09One for the Seasons, Kate.

01:19:10Monopoly.

01:19:12Monopoly.

01:19:13Yeah.

01:19:14Monopoly.

01:19:15One to one.

01:19:15Nick?

01:19:16Monopoly.

01:19:17Two to one in favor of Monopoly?

01:19:19Monopoly.

01:19:20Monopoly.

01:19:20Oh, it's gonna win, but...

01:19:22Yeah, no, honestly, out of respect to Nick, I think I was gonna go Monopoly.

01:19:26I think Nick's the only person who's ever gotten me excited to play board games.

01:19:30So I trust his opinion on that.

01:19:32There's so many other good board games.

01:19:33There are a million good board games.

01:19:34Thank you, Phil.

01:19:34Like, Monopoly's the most vanilla board game you could think of.

01:19:38It's just...

01:19:39Ugh.

01:19:40So, we have Monopoly to going up against the reputation of Meatloaf in the finals.

01:19:46This is a...

01:19:47Wowza.

01:19:49So we're gonna start out with you, Fights.

01:19:53Meatloaf.

01:19:53Yes!

01:19:54The reputation of Meatloaf.

01:19:57One vote.

01:19:58Meatloaf.

01:19:58I have to stand on Monopoly.

01:20:00I know Meatloaf's gonna win, but I have to stand on Monopoly.

01:20:03Just because it's the most vanilla game, board game you could think of.

01:20:07It's like when the action runs, like, oh, what video games do you play?

01:20:09It's like, ah, let me play, like, Fortnite.

01:20:10Fortnite, Call of Duty.

01:20:11Yeah, yeah.

01:20:12It's like, you don't try anything.

01:20:13You don't play, like, any story games.

01:20:14What's your favorite board game?

01:20:18You don't need to answer that, Phil.

01:20:20No, because I have to think in my head.

01:20:21I do like Clue.

01:20:23I would play a lot.

01:20:24Clue's fun.

01:20:26Scrabble, I liked.

01:20:27Mm-hmm.

01:20:28Worth it.

01:20:29Like, oh, Game of Life, I liked it.

01:20:31You should try, like, the Catans of the world.

01:20:33Like, the...

01:20:34Yeah.

01:20:34Game of Life's a good one.

01:20:35Next time I'm out there, I'll bring some games.

01:20:37We'll play.

01:20:37Oh, yeah.

01:20:38Oh, and the only type of Monopoly I do like is Page Views.

01:20:42Wait, what?

01:20:43Oh, yeah.

01:20:44It's a Page Views game that you can buy at the Barstool store.

01:20:46That is the only form of a...

01:20:48How could I forget?

01:20:49That is a great board game.

01:20:50It's nothing like Monopoly.

01:20:51Yeah.

01:20:52How could I possibly...

01:20:52Do we still sell that?

01:20:54No.

01:20:54No chance.

01:20:56It's a great board game.

01:20:57So we are one-to-one right now.

01:20:59Nick.

01:21:01Phillip, it was an honor.

01:21:02And I'm going to ride into this final battle with you.

01:21:05Monopoly.

01:21:06Let's go.

01:21:07Monopoly.

01:21:08Two votes to one vote for Meatloaf.

01:21:10Kate.

01:21:12Yeah.

01:21:12It's obviously a mashed potato...

01:21:14A snowy day.

01:21:15There it is.

01:21:16It's cold and rainy.

01:21:18You come inside, you smell the Meatloaf.

01:21:20I feel like we could start a movement here.

01:21:23I agree.

01:21:25I think we are at the threshold right now.

01:21:28If we choose to step forward one more, the six of us could really...

01:21:31We might not like what we find.

01:21:33Yeah, Meatloaf.

01:21:36Yes.

01:21:37Meatloaf.

01:21:38And it.

01:21:38It's Meatloaf.

01:21:39It's Meatloaf.

01:21:40Yeah.

01:21:42Meatloaf.

01:21:42That's all right.

01:21:43I hate it too.

01:21:44I hate the reputation.

01:21:45I'm like really excited that we all agree.

01:21:47Like fucking Meatloaf's awesome, dude.

01:21:49I haven't had it so long.

01:21:50I think we might have to start like a Meatloaf business or something.

01:21:54Like be the brand new...

01:21:55We're going to bring it back.

01:21:56Forced a little meat.

01:21:57Okay.

01:21:57We got to get you one of those micro bikinis and just headlin' Meatloaf.

01:22:01Just slap me with...

01:22:03Just disintegrates into a million pieces.

01:22:05Yeah.

01:22:05Those bars where you can take a shot of Meatloaf, you smack them in the face.

01:22:09So the winner of the bracket episode 171, Nick's Most Hated 16 Things, is the reputation

01:22:16of Meatloaf.

01:22:16Honestly, very...

01:22:17It's a well-deserved win for Meatloaf.

01:22:20And honestly, I think I'm going to make Meatloaf tonight if I can help.

01:22:23I 100% am.

01:22:24I'm going to call him Dave for tonight and get him to start doing...

01:22:27We got to do Meatloaf reviews.

01:22:28Yeah.

01:22:29Yeah.

01:22:29That's actually something we need to help.

01:22:31A Meatloaf pizza.

01:22:31Okay.

01:22:32No.

01:22:32Going too far.

01:22:33Reeling them back in.

01:22:34Oh, you know what?

01:22:34I'm going to say it so I don't forget.

01:22:37Donnie has asked me to do...

01:22:39What's for lunch?

01:22:41Doing Meatloaf.

01:22:42Doing Meatloaf.

01:22:43Meatloaf.

01:22:43Yes.

01:22:44Are you sure?

01:22:46But that's the episode.

01:22:47We'll see you guys next week.

01:22:48We'll see you guys next week.

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