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00:00:00For us, it was like 7th grade maybe?
00:00:02I think maybe someone would have a drink, but mostly it was like vanilla.
00:00:05In 7th grade?
00:00:06No wonder you became an alcoholic.
00:00:08But no, but I think parents were in his helicopter.
00:00:11Yeah, yeah.
00:00:13When did you smoke your first cigarette?
00:00:15Well, I don't smoke. My dad gave me a cigarette when I was 3.
00:00:21Alright, welcome to the Bracket episode 162.
00:00:23Today, we are debating what the best first is.
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00:00:32Again, so it's best firsts. It can be first experience of something,
00:00:37it can be bigger or smaller, first lifetime, first micro-experience.
00:00:42I don't know how to explain it without giving away options,
00:00:44but you'll get what I mean as we move along.
00:00:46But it should be an exciting one.
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00:02:20Best firsts.
00:02:22Best firsts.
00:02:24Did anybody else have fun thinking of theirs?
00:02:26It was just a nice little reminisce sesh.
00:02:28Yeah.
00:02:30Some of them are childhood.
00:02:32Some of them are younger things,
00:02:34which obviously we have a tendency to do more of.
00:02:36But then a lot of them are stuff that's more recent.
00:02:38Most of your firsts are when you're younger.
00:02:40It lends to be that way.
00:02:42I'm still excited for a world of firsts.
00:02:44I think I still have thousands of firsts left.
00:02:46We've got a lot of firsts left.
00:02:48And the first matchup we have
00:02:50is the 12 seed versus the number 5 seed.
00:02:52The 12 seed is swearing.
00:02:54So the first time that you can freely swear
00:02:56without ramifications as a child.
00:02:58Which I think we talked about once.
00:03:00You guys were in a swear club.
00:03:02I was in a fuck club.
00:03:04I was not actually in it.
00:03:06It was in 7th and 8th grade.
00:03:08It was led by Logan Seidler.
00:03:10Joseph Neidert was in it.
00:03:12I wasn't even close to this club.
00:03:14You had to say fuck to get in it.
00:03:16I was too afraid.
00:03:18I wanted to be in it.
00:03:20I tried to sneak in with a frick.
00:03:22Are you currently in a fuck club?
00:03:24No.
00:03:26I've been offered.
00:03:28You've been to a high end event, haven't you?
00:03:30A classy orgy?
00:03:32I was invited to one.
00:03:34And I declined.
00:03:36Mostly because I couldn't vet the clientele.
00:03:38Or the roster.
00:03:40You need to know that.
00:03:42You need to know who's going to be there.
00:03:44I didn't want to walk in
00:03:46It was like a DMV.
00:03:48Wait in line.
00:03:50Take a number.
00:03:52Don't know anyone there.
00:03:54Not in one.
00:03:56It's probably better to not know anyone in there.
00:03:58You don't want to have a bunch of your friends in there.
00:04:00He's saying he doesn't want to show up
00:04:02and there's a bunch of Donnas there.
00:04:04It's like a Chris Christie lookalike night.
00:04:06That would suck at the orgy.
00:04:08Sex clubs always have Chris Christie lookalikes.
00:04:10Why do people in open relationships always look like that?
00:04:12I'm being very specific.
00:04:14No, because what do you mean by that?
00:04:16It's like there is a very specific look to everybody.
00:04:18There were people trying to own that tweet.
00:04:20I'm in one.
00:04:22Here's me.
00:04:24And they looked exactly like that.
00:04:26It was so bad.
00:04:28It was so bad.
00:04:30It was so bad.
00:04:32It was so bad.
00:04:34It was so bad.
00:04:36It was so bad.
00:04:38It was so bad.
00:04:40Everyone was worse than the last.
00:04:42It was incredible.
00:04:44There's something about growing up watching Invader Zim
00:04:46and it's like in your head you're like
00:04:48I'm going to have a bunch of partners.
00:04:50I don't know what.
00:04:52Hold on.
00:04:54We're back.
00:04:56The Invader Zim to polyamory pipeline is fast.
00:04:58Cartoon Network in general
00:05:00I feel like just kind of lent to that.
00:05:02There's a lot of Cartoon Network polyamorous couples.
00:05:04Not a lot of Nickelodeon.
00:05:06Nickelodeon dude.
00:05:08Was it?
00:05:10That was 100% Nickelodeon.
00:05:12That does feel very like
00:05:14those people are sick.
00:05:16Like Billy and Mandy.
00:05:18There's a cartoon where people are multiple.
00:05:20I don't understand.
00:05:22It was just like fans of that show
00:05:24always ended up being like a weird polyamorous.
00:05:26Like the Mork and Mindy kids of your days I guess.
00:05:28You guys had an experience
00:05:30with somebody who has multiple partners.
00:05:32Thousands last week.
00:05:34Oh yeah.
00:05:36Miss Blue.
00:05:38Bonnie Blue.
00:05:40Really a nice girl.
00:05:42What do you mean sketch?
00:05:44That's exactly how it went down.
00:05:46My fault.
00:05:48I convinced a few people after
00:05:50that I actually had sex with Bonnie Blue.
00:05:52They were like
00:05:54they didn't record it but we did it in the green room
00:05:56and they were like
00:05:58they were really buying it and I said
00:06:00hell yeah they think I could fuck Bonnie Blue.
00:06:02That's a hard sell.
00:06:04She doesn't really do that.
00:06:06You're right.
00:06:08Nobody else can do that.
00:06:10She's like smart with it too.
00:06:12She kind of had us in a pretzel sometimes.
00:06:14I had her sign
00:06:16the cum rag thing.
00:06:18I was talking to her
00:06:20and she's like her boyfriend, who's the handler?
00:06:22That was her boyfriend?
00:06:24Her handler or whatever.
00:06:26It simply cannot be her boyfriend.
00:06:28I assume. I have no idea.
00:06:30She's like do you want her to get some secretions
00:06:32or something on it?
00:06:34He asked for secretions?
00:06:36I was like I want to keep it pure and clean.
00:06:38She's like what I'm not pure?
00:06:42I was like dude she's smart.
00:06:44She gets it.
00:06:46Swearing is the first option for this.
00:06:48That's going up against number five seed.
00:06:50Your first party party.
00:06:52The first time you get to go to a real
00:06:54bowling kid party
00:06:56a full on
00:06:58more adult party
00:07:00drinking all that stuff.
00:07:02Swearing versus your first party.
00:07:04Let's start with you Clemmer.
00:07:06Swearing was fun.
00:07:08I remember in third or fourth grade
00:07:10all my buddies in the block would all swear
00:07:12and think we were adults and tough.
00:07:14The first party was a lot of fun.
00:07:16It was more fun, more memorable to me
00:07:18than the first swear.
00:07:20For me it's clearly party.
00:07:22Clearly party. Tommy?
00:07:24Party is a stretch here
00:07:26but it was in my friend Nick's basement.
00:07:28There were six of us in 10th or 11th grade.
00:07:32I was very nervous.
00:07:34I was taking a few sips of vodka
00:07:36and then washing it away with Gatorade.
00:07:38Then everyone left
00:07:40and it was just me and Nick
00:07:42who were my best friends.
00:07:44We were like that was awesome.
00:07:46We were just drinking.
00:07:48His mom was at the top of the stairs
00:07:50and heard the entire conversation.
00:07:52She called my mom the next day
00:07:54and I remember me and my parents
00:07:56were at Raymoor in Flanagan.
00:07:58They didn't really care.
00:08:00I was like I had a few sips
00:08:02but I didn't know it was alcohol.
00:08:04I used to always test
00:08:06with my dad.
00:08:08Is this a curse word?
00:08:10They were often not curse words.
00:08:12One time I said is fuck a curse word
00:08:14and it is.
00:08:16That was a thrill.
00:08:18When I got that yes that's a bad one
00:08:20I'm going to go with first curse.
00:08:22I'll say curse
00:08:24just because the thrill of the first time
00:08:26you were able to say fuck in front of your parents.
00:08:28I think that's different though right?
00:08:30It's a swear.
00:08:32My first curse was with my friends.
00:08:34Yeah my first curse was with my friends.
00:08:36My parents probably didn't do that
00:08:38until I was an adult.
00:08:40Oh really that's what we're talking about here?
00:08:42I was in 5th grade the first time I said fuck.
00:08:44That's what I mean.
00:08:46You said fuck in front of your parents?
00:08:48When you were in 5th grade you did?
00:08:50I still don't really curse in front of my parents.
00:08:52I feel weird.
00:08:54I do now.
00:08:56Very rarely.
00:08:58Only when they piss me off.
00:09:00I say you and I we're fucking equals now.
00:09:02We're friends.
00:09:04Every day dude.
00:09:06No you weren't.
00:09:08No you weren't.
00:09:10Prove it.
00:09:12Your potty mouth Phil.
00:09:14I'm still going swearing.
00:09:16It is funny when kids curse.
00:09:18A 5 year old throws one out.
00:09:20It's very funny.
00:09:22The first curses are awkward.
00:09:24I'm shoehorning fuck in where I shouldn't be.
00:09:26I don't know where to place it.
00:09:28This sandwich tastes like fuck.
00:09:30You know it's
00:09:32in your head it's cool to say
00:09:34and you want to force it into everything.
00:09:36The first party I didn't drink
00:09:38in high school at all.
00:09:40I went to college. I went to a house party.
00:09:42I had my first beer from a keg.
00:09:44There was a DJ.
00:09:46You're sipping.
00:09:48You start getting warm.
00:09:50I'm like in a movie.
00:09:52It was me and my boy Cleveland at this party.
00:09:54He went upstairs.
00:09:56He clogged the fucking toilet.
00:09:58To the point of overflowing.
00:10:00We had a run out.
00:10:02Being like okay I'm partying.
00:10:04I'm a college kid and I'm partying.
00:10:06Was the best feeling.
00:10:08If you had to figure out who clogged the toilet.
00:10:10I don't care what Cleveland looks like.
00:10:12My fingers going straight at Cleveland.
00:10:14Cleveland looks just like the singer Lloyd.
00:10:16I've said that before.
00:10:18I had a Lloyd album once.
00:10:20There's a learning curve
00:10:22to your first cuss words.
00:10:24It doesn't feel natural.
00:10:26It's like trying to hit the Dougie at prom.
00:10:28The fuck doesn't come out right.
00:10:30The first party
00:10:32drunk.
00:10:34That's a top thrill.
00:10:36I'll go with that.
00:10:38Are you guys like when you're in junior high
00:10:40and you spin the bottle. Is that a first party?
00:10:42That would be the worst.
00:10:44Is that like an old person?
00:10:46I think it was a 90's thing.
00:10:48It depends.
00:10:50It's usually the first time drinking.
00:10:52And the first time
00:10:54at a party I guess.
00:10:56Party sober I've done that.
00:10:58My first parties and that was horrible.
00:11:00No adults around.
00:11:02Just your peers. Party. Loud music.
00:11:04That's what I'm talking about.
00:11:06For us it was like 7th grade maybe.
00:11:08Maybe someone would have a drink.
00:11:10In 7th grade?
00:11:12Yeah.
00:11:14Holy shit.
00:11:16No wonder you became an alcoholic.
00:11:18No but I think parents
00:11:20were in his helicopter.
00:11:24When did you smoke your first cigarette?
00:11:26Well I don't smoke.
00:11:28My dad gave me a cigarette when I was 3.
00:11:32He was smoking because he smoked.
00:11:34Yeah that gives it.
00:11:36He said I want to try it.
00:11:38I said yeah.
00:11:40And it soured me up cigarettes forever.
00:11:42It's like shit right?
00:11:44You heard that parents?
00:11:46I smoke cigars but I don't smoke cigarettes.
00:11:48I don't even smoke cigars that much.
00:11:52I think that was an episode of King of the Hill right?
00:11:54He catches Bobby smoking cigarettes
00:11:56so he's like alright you're going to smoke a whole carton.
00:11:58And he ends up getting addicted to cigarettes.
00:12:00I just had one in my dad's pickup truck.
00:12:02What if you were just a 3 year old
00:12:04and you really liked it?
00:12:06I would smooth.
00:12:12He does a perfect French inhale.
00:12:14Not bad.
00:12:20My first curse word I've been told
00:12:22I overheard my dad say fuck
00:12:24one time when my mom found me in my room
00:12:26just walking in circles saying fuck.
00:12:28Obviously don't remember that.
00:12:30Don't understand the circle aspect of it.
00:12:32But after that I did
00:12:34get into cursing at 6th grade
00:12:36and like Nick said I overused it crazy
00:12:38and then I had a moment of reflection
00:12:40where I was like this is wrong.
00:12:42So I went cold turkey.
00:12:44So I don't really have a good history with cursing.
00:12:46The first party I guess
00:12:48I qualified as the first time drinking
00:12:50with my friends in a parking lot
00:12:52of a hookah lounge.
00:12:54Which sounds on paper as something terrible
00:12:56but let me tell you right now
00:12:58nearest to euphoria I've been.
00:13:00And then any of the
00:13:02real parties shortly after that
00:13:04I felt like a cornerstone
00:13:06event where it's like I am entering
00:13:08the cool phase.
00:13:10When you first start drinking I loved
00:13:12pretending to be hungover.
00:13:14Oh shut up!
00:13:16It was still mostly placebo.
00:13:18We would have a couple sips of liquor
00:13:20and then be like
00:13:22I gotta call my ex.
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:26I'm going
00:13:28through stuff. I'm listening to Kid Cudi.
00:13:30You don't get it.
00:13:32I'm complex.
00:13:34So yeah partying.
00:13:36Partying. That means
00:13:38partying is going to escape by
00:13:40a vote. So partying is a move on.
00:13:42Now we have the number 4 seed versus the number 13 seed.
00:13:44The number 4 seed is
00:13:46getting your first big paycheck.
00:13:48Still waiting.
00:13:50Your first like adult
00:13:52not like minimum wage child
00:13:54paycheck. It is great.
00:13:56And that's going up against the number 13 seed.
00:13:58And Tommy submitted this one. I really like this one.
00:14:00Just the first day in a vacation.
00:14:02So the very first day
00:14:04of a vacation.
00:14:06Great submission from Tommy.
00:14:08So the first day of a vacation
00:14:10versus the first adult paycheck. Rudy.
00:14:12I'm one of those
00:14:14people that don't vacation
00:14:16well. I don't
00:14:18really enjoy it. I know I should.
00:14:20You're just too hard of a fucking worker man.
00:14:22No it's not that. It's just that
00:14:24I don't even try hard enough at
00:14:26vacationing. You're late.
00:14:28And so
00:14:30I don't know. I just sort of feel
00:14:32I have a difficult time vacationing.
00:14:34So the first day I sort of. It's like David
00:14:36Goggins. Mental aid
00:14:38stations in the shower.
00:14:40But it's like David
00:14:42Goggins philosophy on paper
00:14:44but in actuality the
00:14:46opposite. I'm not even doing
00:14:48lazy lazy lazy to relax.
00:14:50And so yeah
00:14:52it's like
00:14:54John Bertholdt was like you know with naps.
00:14:56It's like I can't even nap well. I don't know
00:14:58John Bertholdt on naps.
00:15:00It is like Bertholdt's nap theory.
00:15:02You guys ever hear that?
00:15:04He had this like podcast where he like
00:15:06he just like snapped
00:15:08about naps. Really?
00:15:10I don't fucking nap man.
00:15:12He's like that's for the birds man.
00:15:14I don't fucking nap. I don't trust people that nap.
00:15:16Really? Everyone's like Jesus dude
00:15:18take a nap. And so
00:15:20yeah don't vacation
00:15:22super well so I don't have any fond memories with that.
00:15:24What was the second one? I'm going to pick it. First adult
00:15:26paycheck. First adult paycheck feels
00:15:28good. You feel validated. Especially
00:15:30when you're not. You don't have the perception
00:15:32of taxes. Yes. My first
00:15:34few paychecks
00:15:36when I started
00:15:38Barstool. I guess I sort of qualify
00:15:40them as big boy ones versus like the
00:15:42menial jobs I did growing up.
00:15:44I would say that
00:15:46I felt like the king of the world because
00:15:48I was doing freelance and they didn't take taxes
00:15:50out of that. I was
00:15:52unawares of that.
00:15:54So I remember being in New York being like this is
00:15:56everyone says it's so hard. Wait was this at Barstool?
00:15:58Yeah. Everyone's like this is
00:16:00a really hard place to save money. It's super
00:16:02difficult. It costs a lot of money and I'm like oh well
00:16:04I'm rich.
00:16:06So this is super easy. It's also
00:16:08not that hard to save money.
00:16:10I'm going to say it. It's just not that hard.
00:16:12People just don't
00:16:14spend that much money. The privilege I'm
00:16:16seeing.
00:16:18Wow.
00:16:20That's different.
00:16:22Wow. Well Tommy you have no
00:16:24spawn.
00:16:26You have no partner. You have a
00:16:28tiny shitty apartment.
00:16:30I'm talking more
00:16:32No car.
00:16:34People who move to New York City
00:16:36and they're like it's so hard to save
00:16:38money. Like if you're living in New York City young you're probably
00:16:40making decent enough money.
00:16:42Not everyone is though. A lot of people aren't.
00:16:44I'm talking to a specific. I'm not talking to the
00:16:46single mother out there.
00:16:48I struggled when I
00:16:50first moved. I spent all of my
00:16:52disposable income.
00:16:54People should just not spend as much money.
00:16:56Right.
00:16:58Honey you don't need to go
00:17:00to Nobu twice a week honey.
00:17:02Don't come crying
00:17:04to Tommy that you can't save money when you're buying
00:17:06shoes.
00:17:08So one for the big paycheck.
00:17:10I'm talking about girls. 24 year old girls.
00:17:12Oh you're talking about girls.
00:17:14Never mind.
00:17:16KB.
00:17:18This is a good match up.
00:17:20I think my first paycheck was probably like
00:17:22$800.
00:17:24And that felt like I've never seen that.
00:17:26But knowing you have like four and a half
00:17:28more days in North Myrtle Beach
00:17:30is like the best feeling on day one.
00:17:32So I'm going to go the first day.
00:17:34As a kid. First day of vacation.
00:17:36Yeah. You did say recently that you would
00:17:38rather go to Wikipedia than Hilton Head.
00:17:40Now. Yeah. By far.
00:17:42Pulling out the receipts
00:17:44on your ass.
00:17:46Nick.
00:17:48So before a job
00:17:50your only source of income was birthday
00:17:52and Christmas.
00:17:54You get like $100 at your birthday.
00:17:56Maybe $100 at Christmas.
00:17:58And that had to carry you through the year.
00:18:00And then I got my first job at Foggy Bottom. A golf course.
00:18:02A mini golf course. And I remember I was
00:18:04like breaking my back. Scrubbing floors.
00:18:06Making pizzas and sundaes.
00:18:08And I'd get like $500. And I'd be like
00:18:10holy fucking shit. I could go to the Ohio
00:18:12Valley Mall. Buy whatever I want.
00:18:14Whatever I want I could have. And that felt
00:18:16really fucking good.
00:18:18That was like a perfect
00:18:20there was no responsibility.
00:18:22But you were still getting money.
00:18:24That was a really good overlap.
00:18:26But the first day I get to Nags Head
00:18:28and like if you did a family vacation
00:18:30with another family.
00:18:32Like with somebody my age. My boy Jake Nixon.
00:18:34Like I remember
00:18:36we get there and we had a blast of a day.
00:18:38And then you would just be like we have five more days.
00:18:40Oh my god.
00:18:42You'd say five more days. That's so long.
00:18:44Yeah.
00:18:46That hit like what I'd imagine
00:18:48crack cocaine would feel like.
00:18:50So I'm going first day vacation.
00:18:52Two to one right now.
00:18:54I'm going paycheck. I remember
00:18:56what I spent my first adult paycheck on.
00:18:58I was a summer electrician.
00:19:00What?
00:19:02Summer helper to electrician.
00:19:04Your dad's an electrician.
00:19:06I got into it. It was the summer of 2017.
00:19:08I just got my first paycheck.
00:19:10And I spontaneously bought a PS4
00:19:12because I wanted to play the Crash Bandicoot
00:19:14Remastered Trilogy.
00:19:16That's a good purchase.
00:19:18I just had the urge like I want to play Crash Bandicoot.
00:19:20I love all the other games that are out on PS4
00:19:22but it was Crash Bandicoot.
00:19:24Is that one of the happiest you've ever been?
00:19:26I was decently happy. I had fun playing it.
00:19:28Oh.
00:19:30So this was just for Bandicoot.
00:19:32Yes.
00:19:34Solely for Bandicoot.
00:19:36Two to two right now. Tommy.
00:19:38I'm going to go first day vacation too.
00:19:40It is something going there.
00:19:42I used to go with my parents like a ten day vacation
00:19:44in the summer as a kid.
00:19:46We'd go to different Yankee games and presidential museums
00:19:48and a national park.
00:19:50Getting there on that Friday and be like
00:19:52eight days left.
00:19:54Now you go more as an adult.
00:19:56It's the feeling of possibility
00:19:58and potential.
00:20:00The feeling of potential and what's ahead of you
00:20:02is one of the best feelings.
00:20:04So I'm going to go with the first day vacation.
00:20:06The first day of a place you've never been?
00:20:08Oh my God.
00:20:10The novelty hits like such a drug.
00:20:12Our first day when we were in Istanbul
00:20:14the world is opened up right now.
00:20:16We have a full fucking week here.
00:20:18It was crazy.
00:20:20They don't let me get to Asia.
00:20:22We got to Asia
00:20:24and you couldn't even see anything.
00:20:26It was so dark.
00:20:28It was so early in the morning.
00:20:30Ken Jack in Asia.
00:20:32It's happened before.
00:20:34It's happened before.
00:20:36So three to two right now
00:20:38in favor of the vacation.
00:20:40I'm going to go paycheck.
00:20:42I remember my first real job paycheck
00:20:44and I felt
00:20:46two things.
00:20:48I felt like the richest man alive
00:20:50but then I also talk about Rudy with taxes.
00:20:52It was a legit thing.
00:20:54I worked at McDonald's
00:20:56but to have a real grown up sales job
00:20:58and to get that check
00:21:00and see how much taxes were taken
00:21:02was a little disconcerting
00:21:04but I was overwhelmed
00:21:06by how much money I had.
00:21:08When I was 23, 24 I had no responsibilities.
00:21:10I had a shitty apartment.
00:21:12I had a shitty car.
00:21:14I didn't have any real bills.
00:21:16I could go buy whatever I wanted to.
00:21:18You felt free.
00:21:20You expect the paycheck to be shitty.
00:21:22When you do an adult job
00:21:24and you see the taxes get taken out
00:21:26you're like, oh.
00:21:28When I was 16, the McDonald's paycheck
00:21:30I was making $4.30
00:21:32which was above minimum wage at the time.
00:21:34This was 1996.
00:21:36That felt good at the time
00:21:38but then when you're making a salary job
00:21:40especially in your early 20s
00:21:42it is a pretty cool feeling.
00:21:44I got to break the tie.
00:21:46The paycheck one is huge.
00:21:48I still think the vacation one
00:21:50because it applies to so many different things.
00:21:52You're going away on vacation.
00:21:54The first day of Christmas break
00:21:56and stuff like that.
00:21:58It can apply to a lot of different things.
00:22:00Like Tommy said, it opens up so many possibilities.
00:22:02I think it was a great suggestion, Tommy.
00:22:04First day of vacation is going to move on
00:22:06and now we have the number 9 seat versus the 8 seat.
00:22:08The number 9 seat is the first time
00:22:10that you make a big or good play
00:22:12in a sport.
00:22:14It doesn't matter what the sport is.
00:22:16It may not apply to everyone
00:22:18but it is a great first.
00:22:20The first time you do something that is considered good
00:22:22in whatever sport that you played.
00:22:24That's going up against the number 8 seat.
00:22:26Somebody submitted this one
00:22:28and it hit me really hard in the gut.
00:22:30The first time you scratch your leg
00:22:32after taking off dress socks.
00:22:34That really tight dress socks.
00:22:36You take them off and that first little scratch right here.
00:22:38That one really hit me right in the gut
00:22:40and I felt like I needed to see it.
00:22:42It may not apply to everyone
00:22:44but you must feel that
00:22:46because you were the longest in the dress work force.
00:22:48I don't mind dress socks.
00:22:50I always had comfortable dress socks.
00:22:52Your dress socks might fall off your legs.
00:22:54You have the skinniest legs out of everyone here.
00:22:56I can wear socks though.
00:22:58How's the hair thing going?
00:23:00It's not a burn.
00:23:02Skinniest legs right here.
00:23:04It is a burn.
00:23:06I don't need to be reminded of it.
00:23:08He's the baldest one here.
00:23:10Me and Rudy are both on here now.
00:23:12I'm a recovery bitch.
00:23:14I have to take a pill for the rest of your life
00:23:16that makes your dick soft.
00:23:18No, not true.
00:23:20Only 3% of people.
00:23:22It's going to be one of you guys.
00:23:24Good news for you, Nick.
00:23:26There's a pill for that too.
00:23:28The scratch for the dress socks
00:23:30versus the big sports bike.
00:23:32This is the pill that makes my dick soft.
00:23:34This kind of sucks me.
00:23:36It's bittersweet.
00:23:38I had a really good
00:23:40last year of Little League.
00:23:42Which sounds great, but the problem was
00:23:44I'm younger. I was born in November.
00:23:46The cut off date in New York
00:23:48is December, but in New Hampshire it's September.
00:23:50So all of my friends
00:23:52had already moved on to the next level of Little League
00:23:54and I was the last straggler left.
00:23:56I'm playing all these kids that are in grades beneath me
00:23:58even though we're all the same age.
00:24:00I had an awesome year, but no one was there to
00:24:02celebrate with. They all didn't give a fuck
00:24:04because they were all in Babe Ruth at that time, a better level.
00:24:06I'm just stuck in Little League.
00:24:08I was good to bat 400 and be awesome at it,
00:24:10but I felt like I wasn't with any of my friends.
00:24:12Think of it as a long-term thing.
00:24:14Think of it as you hitting a home run in Little League.
00:24:16That's where I had my best moments.
00:24:18I hit my home run there.
00:24:20All my great athletic accomplishments came
00:24:22while I was playing against kids two grades beneath me.
00:24:24It was kind of suck.
00:24:26But I still think that's better than a dress sock.
00:24:28So one for the big team in sports play.
00:24:30Tommy?
00:24:32I didn't have a ton of great sports days,
00:24:34but the ones I did, my first goal in lacrosse
00:24:36in third grade, fifth grade at Belmore,
00:24:38the place went absolutely bonkers.
00:24:40My three-inning shutout,
00:24:42eight-strikeout performance in a playoff game.
00:24:44The first time I scored a touchdown
00:24:46in touch football and then I was unlocked
00:24:48as an absolute slot receiver weapon
00:24:50for my team, culminating in a 150-yard
00:24:52two-touchdown playoff game.
00:24:54Those are all things I'll take
00:24:56with me for the rest of my life.
00:24:58I don't give a fuck about dress socks,
00:25:00so I'm going to go with best first sports play.
00:25:02How about that no-hitter?
00:25:04They let me start the fourth...
00:25:06Well, I think I've told this story before,
00:25:08but this kid was catching and, oh my god,
00:25:10I learned a two-seam fastball that day.
00:25:12Sink, sink, sink. I was like Mariano.
00:25:14And then in the fourth inning,
00:25:16they took out the catcher for my friend Nick.
00:25:18Another appearance with Nick Skinney,
00:25:20and I walked the first guy.
00:25:22It wasn't as good of a target,
00:25:24and they pulled me as fucking bullshit.
00:25:26Diego Martinez, on the other end,
00:25:28went six innings, seven innings.
00:25:30They let him in.
00:25:32I remember that video where I luckily got in,
00:25:34and I ran down the court like Jason Terry.
00:25:36Jesus Christ.
00:25:38Yeah, nothing's beating that.
00:25:40Meekville hitting a three in your face
00:25:42and doing the Jason Terry down the court.
00:25:44Something you never forget.
00:25:46Is this like a Make-A-Wish type situation?
00:25:48I would hit one three a season,
00:25:50and that's it.
00:25:52Meekville's high school football stats
00:25:54were one carry, 65 yards, and a touchdown.
00:25:56Every year.
00:25:58Every fucking year.
00:26:00Every fucking year.
00:26:02I don't know why they didn't give it to me more.
00:26:04Yeah, they only score free throws.
00:26:08The sports one, in theory,
00:26:10I'd imagine would be good if you're good at sports.
00:26:12Like, oh, that was impressive.
00:26:14Mine are all pure luck and accidental.
00:26:16Like, we had to do this hockey thing here
00:26:18recently, and I had a stick save
00:26:20that wasn't actually a stick save.
00:26:22It hit the fucking bar above me,
00:26:24and it looked like a stick save.
00:26:26And everybody came and jumped on me
00:26:28to the point where I thought I may have had cancer.
00:26:32And so, like that,
00:26:34as a guy like me, as a guy like Tommy,
00:26:36as a guy like Clem or Ken Jack
00:26:38or Meek...
00:26:42It all comes...
00:26:44It's all pity that you're getting.
00:26:46That's not a good feeling.
00:26:48I beat Mincy Farris. Where are you, fucker?
00:26:50Yeah, you're right. You beat Mincy.
00:26:52Waving at that two-seamer in the dirt.
00:26:54If people thought we could actually do it,
00:26:56the response wouldn't have been that.
00:27:00So, I think that feeling sucks.
00:27:02I'm going with dress sock.
00:27:04The leg scratch, KB.
00:27:08It's gotta be something with baseball.
00:27:10I don't know. Something about baseball.
00:27:12You go up to the plate, and you just have
00:27:14no confidence that you're gonna
00:27:16do something good.
00:27:18So, when I hit the 130-foot home run,
00:27:20that was the best.
00:27:22Paris, literally. Paris, Pennsylvania.
00:27:24I remember all the dads were like,
00:27:26yeah, you only hit a home run because you were
00:27:28the smallest one, and everyone else was swinging too hard.
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:32Dads are assholes.
00:27:36It was the home run.
00:27:38Sports is gonna win.
00:27:40Anything with sports.
00:27:42Yeah, it's definitely sports.
00:27:44I'm not gonna do the thing
00:27:46where it's like,
00:27:48I go through...
00:27:50You were a tremendous athlete.
00:27:52Non-parents being like, that boy's good.
00:27:54I've never gotten that.
00:27:56It was only my parents that would celebrate
00:27:58a fucking
00:28:00accidental thing that I did.
00:28:02Yeah, I can understand how devastating that'd be.
00:28:04I can try. I'm wrapping my head around it slowly.
00:28:06I had parents yelling to get me
00:28:08out of the game.
00:28:10This mom is on my team.
00:28:12Get him out of the game?
00:28:14Get him out of there. What are you doing?
00:28:16Yank him.
00:28:18Yeah, it was terrible.
00:28:20I remember I got up
00:28:22in some Little League season.
00:28:24The coach emailed my dad after or whatever
00:28:26and was like, Thomas could be a good player
00:28:28if he hits his growth spurt.
00:28:30That was the most backhanded compliment.
00:28:32Never hit that growth spurt.
00:28:34So the big sport play
00:28:36is gonna move on. Now we're gonna do our chain game.
00:28:38The first option being
00:28:40using a bidet for the first time.
00:28:42That is a great first feeling because you don't know what exactly
00:28:44to expect, and it does feel pretty good.
00:28:46You love bidets, right?
00:28:48Did you suggest it?
00:28:50No, I actually didn't suggest it.
00:28:52I like bidets. It's something good
00:28:54about having your ass feel exceptionally clean.
00:28:56It doesn't enter your ass.
00:28:58It just cleans it right. You clench your butt when you do it.
00:29:00I'm still waiting on the bidet.
00:29:02I'm kinda saving it.
00:29:04You feel clean.
00:29:06There was a bidet in our toilets in Istanbul,
00:29:08but I was about to go foreign for the first time.
00:29:10Yeah, you can't do that.
00:29:12I did mine in Italy for the first time.
00:29:14You drank out of it or something, didn't you?
00:29:16You drank?
00:29:18I dipped my asshole.
00:29:20I didn't know how it worked.
00:29:22You put your asshole on the nozzle?
00:29:24You put your asshole on the nozzle, Tommy?
00:29:26It's the same hornball that imagined I have a big tittied ant.
00:29:28No, that's a fact. You told us that.
00:29:30Ken Jack's lore is a bit off.
00:29:32Alright, you have flat ass ants, dude.
00:29:34Is that what you want the world to think of you?
00:29:36Unbusty ants.
00:29:38Flat colossals.
00:29:40Ew.
00:29:42Flat colossals.
00:29:46First cheat meal after you've been on a diet for a while.
00:29:48That is a great one.
00:29:50First time you hit a very big parlay in gambling.
00:29:52First time the team that you like wins a title.
00:29:54Any sort of championship.
00:29:56Not everyone's experienced it.
00:29:58It is great.
00:30:00I haven't had it since 2009.
00:30:02First night with a new console.
00:30:04Nick, you submitted it, which I think is very good.
00:30:06Which you actually alluded to
00:30:08with your big first week paycheck as well.
00:30:10First day in a big new apartment, or just a new apartment.
00:30:12And then the first day it's over 60 degrees
00:30:14after a longer winter, which I'm sure is going to hit you guys way hard.
00:30:16First day in a new apartment fucking sucks.
00:30:18Oh, I love it.
00:30:20It's the coolest thing.
00:30:22You leave your old apartment, go to work,
00:30:24and then you go home to your new apartment.
00:30:26I love it.
00:30:28It's exciting, man.
00:30:30It's so exciting.
00:30:32So to run through the options again,
00:30:34and you'll go first, Rudy.
00:30:36Cheat meal after being on a diet.
00:30:38First parlay win.
00:30:40First time your team wins a title.
00:30:42First time seeing Megan Fox in Transformers.
00:30:44That one scene.
00:30:46It was a bad one to forget.
00:30:48Meat just got hard.
00:30:50First night with a new console.
00:30:52First night in a new apartment.
00:30:54First day it's over 60 degrees. Rudy?
00:30:56Well, I thought this was an absolute shoo-in.
00:30:58Not even close for the new console.
00:31:00But then Megan Fox and that moist stomach came into the play.
00:31:02Yeah, she was, yeah.
00:31:04It was covered in beans.
00:31:06She was condensating.
00:31:08Yeah, she was covered in dew.
00:31:10Why didn't that come out?
00:31:122007.
00:31:14I remember I was like,
00:31:16she's too old.
00:31:18I wanted a girl.
00:31:20I wanted a girl my age at that time.
00:31:22I'm impressed that you
00:31:24got away with that.
00:31:26I think that's fine to say.
00:31:28I agree.
00:31:30I remember as a kid I was like,
00:31:32I want a kid.
00:31:34I don't want a woman.
00:31:36Let's clip that.
00:31:38I remember being scared.
00:31:40I was like, holy shit.
00:31:42Is that what they're like?
00:31:44Too old.
00:31:46Too big.
00:31:48Are they all that moist?
00:31:50Are they like eels?
00:31:52Size-wise.
00:31:54Towering.
00:31:56I want this giant woman.
00:31:58Having said that,
00:32:00the new console,
00:32:02one of the only times I ever really got in trouble
00:32:04was when I had a
00:32:06Sega Genesis
00:32:08and I had an NHL game
00:32:10and I loved it so much that I lied
00:32:12about being sick.
00:32:14I didn't lie well and I carried
00:32:16immense guilt. I was kind of a pussy.
00:32:18I told my parents afterwards and they grounded me for one day.
00:32:20I think they actually kind of were pitying me.
00:32:22They were like, really? You could have just kept lying.
00:32:26But the addiction
00:32:28started so early. It was so euphoric.
00:32:30Getting the Xbox was so euphoric.
00:32:32There's just so many possibilities.
00:32:34Xbox is the greatest pleasure
00:32:36I can think of that's been consistent
00:32:38in my life, so I gotta go console.
00:32:40That's fair.
00:32:42KB?
00:32:44Transitioning from a Nintendo 64
00:32:46to an Xbox.
00:32:48Mainlining technological innovation.
00:32:50Everything felt
00:32:54open and futuristic.
00:32:58Nick?
00:33:00I was never early to consoles.
00:33:02I bought my Xbox 360
00:33:04off a kid on the back of the bus.
00:33:06It was like $200.
00:33:08Then I went to Blockbuster to buy a used
00:33:10version of Army of Two, the game.
00:33:12I remember putting that in and I was like,
00:33:14holy fucking shit, how did they do this?
00:33:16This is incredible.
00:33:18I was transported.
00:33:20It was the best.
00:33:22It was endless opportunities.
00:33:24I could go to game stores now and buy new games.
00:33:26It's the best feeling.
00:33:28Do you feel like you've lived that life
00:33:30You really have.
00:33:32I feel like we're spoiled now
00:33:34because technology is so good.
00:33:36I feel like every console
00:33:38was a huge leap.
00:33:40Everything was a big leap.
00:33:42I feel like we've kind of tapped out.
00:33:44We won't say that forever.
00:33:48The world moves on, man.
00:33:50The difference between an N64
00:33:52and the next generation consoles.
00:33:54It's massive.
00:33:56The leap from PS4 to PS5,
00:33:58I don't think I could tell the difference.
00:34:00The leaps were crazy.
00:34:02CD player to iPod to iPod Touch.
00:34:04Our kids are going to look at what we play with now
00:34:06and be like, this is stupid.
00:34:08That's going to be 20 years from now.
00:34:10The console difference is like
00:34:125-6 years.
00:34:1464 to GameCube looks entirely different.
00:34:16From GameCube to Wii looks entirely different.
00:34:1864 to GameCube was a great one.
00:34:20Then I went from GameCube to Xbox 360.
00:34:22It was insane.
00:34:24It's not even comparable.
00:34:26I went from 8-bit to 16-bit.
00:34:28I really doubled. I get it.
00:34:30You doubled the bits.
00:34:32You went from Atari.
00:34:34I did have Atari. Atari to Nintendo.
00:34:36Like I said,
00:34:3820 years from now, you'll look at what we're playing with now
00:34:40and be like, that was shit.
00:34:42I'm talking about the pure rush it is.
00:34:44You take it out of the box.
00:34:46You're being very careful with it.
00:34:48I'm trying to read the fucking Japanese part of the instruction manual
00:34:50on the drive home just because I want more.
00:34:52It's great.
00:34:54All three for the console right now.
00:34:56I'm going to go with the console because when I was 4 years old
00:34:58I remember getting a GameCube and PS2 for Christmas.
00:35:00It was the first day of my life.
00:35:02How old are you, Meek?
00:35:04My mom got a Playstation as a DVD player
00:35:06and I got a GameCube.
00:35:08A lot of people were doing that.
00:35:10I was 4 years old.
00:35:12The Playstation 3, one of their selling points
00:35:14was that it was Blu-ray as well.
00:35:16That was the cheapest Blu-ray player you could buy.
00:35:18That's why I went to Playstation.
00:35:20Going from VHS to DVD.
00:35:22DVD to Blu-ray?
00:35:24I remember I got my first DVD.
00:35:26It was the first Harry Potter.
00:35:28My mom gave it to me.
00:35:30I was a bitch.
00:35:32I was like, we have a VHS player.
00:35:34We don't have a DVD player.
00:35:36She said, go downstairs.
00:35:38I regret being a smartass to her.
00:35:40We had a tradition every Christmas growing up
00:35:42where Simpsons Road Rage
00:35:44you could only play as Mr. Plow
00:35:46when it was Christmas.
00:35:48We would just play Simpsons Road Rage
00:35:50as Mr. Plow.
00:35:52That was a fantastic game.
00:35:54It was essentially GTA.
00:35:56Hit and Run was essentially GTA.
00:35:58It's going to be the console, but Tommy?
00:36:00I would have went with
00:36:02team winning a championship.
00:36:04First team to win a championship for me
00:36:06was the Giants over the Patriots in 07.
00:36:08That was euphoric.
00:36:10I went to the parade for the second one.
00:36:12And then the Yankees winning in 09
00:36:14is still maybe the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
00:36:16So I'll go with that.
00:36:18When the Celtics won the title in 08
00:36:20it was the first year I was able to afford season tickets.
00:36:22So the very first year I had season tickets
00:36:24I got to be there for all of those playoff games.
00:36:26All of those NBA Finals games.
00:36:28The Celtics had been horrible
00:36:30up until then. That's why I got tickets so cheap.
00:36:32It was the only team that I could afford.
00:36:34And I got the season tickets
00:36:36right when they had missed out on the Odin-Durant draft.
00:36:38They had lost the lottery.
00:36:40So I'm like, alright, I'm just going to buy them now.
00:36:42Maybe they'll sit through some shitty years,
00:36:44but it's just cool to have season tickets.
00:36:46And then to see them win a title,
00:36:48it was incredible. It was one of the greatest nights of my life.
00:36:50So I got to say that.
00:36:52So the console is going to move on and play our number one seed.
00:36:54Our number one seed,
00:36:56we've probably done this once before,
00:36:58but it's going to be a play-in.
00:37:00For the one seed?
00:37:02Yeah, because there's too many things
00:37:04underneath the same category
00:37:06and I didn't want to give them all their own separate options.
00:37:08So this is the sexual play-in.
00:37:12So instead of having separate options
00:37:14for all of these, which feels like it would just get repetitive,
00:37:16I'm going to put them all into just one one seed
00:37:18because we submitted 15 different versions of every single one.
00:37:20The first one obviously being
00:37:22first time having sex.
00:37:24It's a thing you look forward to throughout your entire adolescence.
00:37:26First time touching boobs,
00:37:28which I actually think might be a different level
00:37:30from the first time you have sex.
00:37:32Because I feel like the first time you have sex,
00:37:34you're almost kind of scared.
00:37:36So much neurosis.
00:37:38And first time seeing or touching real boobs,
00:37:40you're like, whoa!
00:37:42Same thing with first kiss.
00:37:44Also, maybe you're a little nervous,
00:37:46but you can't fuck up that badly.
00:37:48And then just the first time you nut,
00:37:50more or less,
00:37:52which can be separate from obviously this.
00:37:54And we've talked about this over and over and over again,
00:37:56so I don't want to again spread these out across all the different options.
00:37:58So let's start with you, Clemmer.
00:38:00First time having sex, first time touching boobs,
00:38:02first kiss, or first nut?
00:38:04Yeah, first time touching boobs, I think.
00:38:06I think the sex is so much going on mentally.
00:38:08Like afterwards, it's like,
00:38:10it's awesome, I had sex, this is great.
00:38:12But in the moment, you're trying so hard
00:38:14not to nut really early.
00:38:16You're just trying to not fuck up,
00:38:18not do it right.
00:38:20There's so much going on psychologically
00:38:22that kind of, I don't want to say ruined it,
00:38:24but definitely takes a toll mentally.
00:38:26Where boobs are awesome!
00:38:28Yeah, I got to go with that.
00:38:30One for the boobs.
00:38:32My first time having sex was also my first time touching boobs.
00:38:34I think I've said this before, I knocked everything out.
00:38:36Oh nice, collateral.
00:38:38You got all your dairy points.
00:38:40It was freshman year of college,
00:38:42and finally found a willing participant.
00:38:44And I said, we got to do everything.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:48But overall,
00:38:50an incredibly stressful and unenjoyable experience.
00:38:54I think I'll go with first nut.
00:38:56I mean, talked about the dry orgasms
00:38:58the first time
00:39:00that that dick just starts beating.
00:39:02Nothing comes out.
00:39:04Oh yeah.
00:39:06Those were almost better than real orgasms.
00:39:08The first time,
00:39:10it starts beating.
00:39:12And I do remember the first time I came,
00:39:14it just shot right past my face.
00:39:16Oh my god.
00:39:18Keep going.
00:39:20Elaborate on that.
00:39:22I didn't know you could do that, big guy.
00:39:24So I'm going to go with
00:39:26first orgasm.
00:39:28The other thing is too stressful.
00:39:30Am I doing it right?
00:39:32Does she like me?
00:39:34Of course she doesn't like you.
00:39:36So I think that just alone,
00:39:38in the peace and quiet of my own home,
00:39:40having my dick just really beat
00:39:42back and forth.
00:39:44What a feeling.
00:39:46So one for the orgasm.
00:39:48First time touching boobs.
00:39:50First time touching boobs.
00:39:52There's no real nervousness.
00:39:54You feel like you're past the barrier.
00:39:56But like sex, there is just that worry in it.
00:39:58Nick?
00:40:00First nut.
00:40:04The whole thing was
00:40:06parents are out of the house.
00:40:08Finding it
00:40:10was even hard.
00:40:12Not my penis, the porn.
00:40:16It was like the first time you did it,
00:40:18you were just like, oh my god.
00:40:20I'm going to do this every day
00:40:22until I die.
00:40:24Then you're pretty much a deal.
00:40:26Holy shit.
00:40:28This is free.
00:40:30Feels quite nice.
00:40:32I'm going to go with that.
00:40:34I'm going to go with that.
00:40:36So we're two to two, touching boobs versus first orgasm.
00:40:38KB?
00:40:40It's the solo orgasm.
00:40:42It's anxiety free.
00:40:44Experiencing the best
00:40:46pleasure you can at way too young
00:40:48of an age.
00:40:50How old were you?
00:40:52I feel like
00:40:5412 is too young.
00:40:56You were 12?
00:40:5813? I think I was like 15.
00:41:00Like jacking off?
00:41:02I'm not talking about actually
00:41:04semen.
00:41:06It's all the same.
00:41:08I think mine was a Girls Gone Wild commercial.
00:41:10Around like 13
00:41:12or something like that.
00:41:14I was up late in the basement one day
00:41:16and those steel drums hit.
00:41:19So we are three to two
00:41:21in favor of the orgasm. Rudy?
00:41:23I am going to go with
00:41:25the boob.
00:41:27That to me
00:41:29felt like an achievement
00:41:31that was earned.
00:41:33That was earned and it felt like
00:41:35if there were to be Xbox gaming
00:41:37achievements in real life where the little
00:41:39pops up, it would be for that.
00:41:41I have achieved something
00:41:43that is a benchmark
00:41:45for any straight man
00:41:48and the funny thing is
00:41:50you think in your head, you're like, I'm back.
00:41:52Because you have interacted with boobs prior.
00:41:54People forget.
00:41:56But I come back different now.
00:41:58Familiar.
00:42:00There is just something
00:42:02about that to me and I
00:42:04just love titties so I like that
00:42:06a lot.
00:42:08You fucking love titties.
00:42:10Anybody else?
00:42:12I can be honest with that.
00:42:14To me, touching the boob
00:42:16was just such a euphoric
00:42:18experience.
00:42:20Is this on here at any point?
00:42:22I would have almost even said seeing a boob.
00:42:24Not in person.
00:42:26Seeing a boob on a TV show
00:42:28or a movie on the internet or something.
00:42:30The first time, I'm like, whoa.
00:42:32That's what a nipple looks like.
00:42:34I would have counted that out under the sexual play.
00:42:36It's in the same arena as seeing Kilimanjaro
00:42:38for the first time.
00:42:40You feel honored.
00:42:42I have to break the tie between
00:42:44the orgasm and the touching boobs.
00:42:46I think the orgasm,
00:42:48I agree with you guys on that.
00:42:50It opens up a whole new world.
00:42:52The boob is something installed.
00:42:54It's installed in your brain
00:42:56after a certain age.
00:42:58This is what you want to have,
00:43:00both genetically and whatever you watch on TV.
00:43:02All the horny characters in every TV show
00:43:04and movie, they're always like,
00:43:06I got to see boobs. I got to touch boobs.
00:43:08Look at those big boobs.
00:43:10Everything's about that.
00:43:12It is weird how
00:43:14it instilled it. I was, for all intents
00:43:16and purposes, a little gay boy
00:43:18and I was still obsessed with boobs.
00:43:20They're awesome.
00:43:22Touching boobs is going to go up
00:43:24against getting your first console
00:43:26to
00:43:28move on.
00:43:30This is a battle.
00:43:32Starting with you, Rudy.
00:43:34This is a heavyweight bout.
00:43:36I didn't want to see these two meet because they're
00:43:38my two favorite things.
00:43:40Holy shit.
00:43:42This is what everyone thinks Barstool Sports talks about, by the way.
00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:46Oh my god.
00:43:48I can only think
00:43:50of the first.
00:43:52The first boob touch.
00:43:54Or
00:43:56the first night with a new console.
00:43:58You want to pass right now?
00:44:00No. I am going to
00:44:02default
00:44:04to the cooler option
00:44:06and it's going to be console.
00:44:08I thought I could have gone either way.
00:44:10One for the console.
00:44:12KB.
00:44:14Console by far.
00:44:16I don't even remember. It's not ingrained in my head
00:44:18the first boob I've touched.
00:44:20I must have did it wrong or weird.
00:44:22I didn't squeeze hard enough
00:44:24to implant it in my memory.
00:44:26Yeah, I have to go console.
00:44:28Two for console. Nick.
00:44:30Here's how I'm looking at it.
00:44:32Touching a boob is
00:44:34an end goal. You touch the boob
00:44:36and you did it.
00:44:38Console, you get it. It's your first night.
00:44:40That opens up a million
00:44:42more doors.
00:44:44So I think that's...
00:44:46Getting the console is
00:44:48the opportunity.
00:44:50Grabbing the tit is the last
00:44:52chapter of a book.
00:44:54I don't think it's the end game though.
00:44:56Now that opens up other possibilities.
00:44:58A boob, as far as my mind went, was
00:45:00the pinnacle.
00:45:02And then you discover titty fucking and a whole different world shows up.
00:45:04I quit after that.
00:45:06I quit after boob.
00:45:08I did it.
00:45:10So I'm going to go console.
00:45:12Three for console.
00:45:14Console.
00:45:16Not even a thought.
00:45:18All console is going to win.
00:45:20This is tough.
00:45:22If you're telling me boobs are video games,
00:45:24it's boobs.
00:45:26I don't even like video games.
00:45:28We're in the concept of first.
00:45:30The first boob touching experience is a blur.
00:45:32I did get a Playstation 2
00:45:34at Christmas.
00:45:36He saw Japanese boobs. That was his first touch.
00:45:38That's why it was a blur.
00:45:40Were you guys pixelated?
00:45:42Seven or eight
00:45:44maybe when I got a Playstation 2.
00:45:46I did like that.
00:45:48It pains me
00:45:50to choose video games over boobs.
00:45:52But for sanctity of the bracket, if we're talking first,
00:45:54I'll go first console.
00:45:56That's an honorable man right there.
00:45:58That's sanctity right there.
00:46:00That's going to reward me.
00:46:02Let me touch their boobs.
00:46:04I agree with what Tommy said.
00:46:06The boob touching was nice,
00:46:08but getting a console was...
00:46:10I have distinct memories of that
00:46:12that are much clearer and much more
00:46:14bizarrely profound.
00:46:16It is weird.
00:46:18A lot of watches think we're so gay.
00:46:20We did talk a lot about sex
00:46:22off the one seat.
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00:47:34Other side of the bracket.
00:47:36First matchup is number 11.
00:47:38Going to the casino for the first time.
00:47:40That is a daunting experience, I think.
00:47:42Sometimes maybe a little scary more than it is super fun
00:47:44or anything like that.
00:47:46One that I really like and that's going up
00:47:48against the number six seed.
00:47:50Oh, I love this one.
00:47:52Poop or shower or both after getting
00:47:54home from a vacation.
00:47:56Home from a vacation?
00:47:58The first time you poop and shower when you get home from vacation.
00:48:00Home turf. Home turf poop and showers
00:48:02is great.
00:48:04So we'll start off with you, Clemmer.
00:48:06I guess I'm kind of confused.
00:48:08When I'm pooping on vacation,
00:48:10I don't have a lot of stress about that.
00:48:12Pooping in a hotel or Airbnb is fine.
00:48:14But home turf pooping and home turf
00:48:16shower is always better.
00:48:18Sometimes the hotel shower.
00:48:20Clemmer on this one.
00:48:22Sometimes a lot of the places
00:48:24my wife's a big hotel
00:48:26aficionado. She likes to go to nice places.
00:48:28So a lot of times the hotel showers
00:48:30are much better than the ones I have at home.
00:48:32Especially here in New York City.
00:48:34I don't know.
00:48:36If it's a shower after a plane, then I feel good.
00:48:38I feel clean after that.
00:48:40I don't know.
00:48:42What was the other option?
00:48:44First time going to a casino.
00:48:46I'm going to pick that.
00:48:48I haven't stayed in a casino in a decade of my life.
00:48:50I've had very nice bathrooms.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:54I was at Atlantic City.
00:48:56It was an awesome experience.
00:48:5821 years old, walking in.
00:49:00It was really cool.
00:49:02That was a great, great memory.
00:49:04We go to Atlantic City once a month
00:49:06with the money that we had.
00:49:08Always a bit responsible.
00:49:10We did.
00:49:12Great memories, my friends.
00:49:14So one for the first time going to the casino.
00:49:16What are your roommates going up against?
00:49:18Your first home turf poop or shower
00:49:20after you get home from vacation.
00:49:22I don't care about that.
00:49:24I'm a road pooper, road shower.
00:49:26It doesn't bother me.
00:49:28First time in a casino, biblical.
00:49:30I would go to a casino a lot as a kid.
00:49:32Where?
00:49:34There was one in the Poconos.
00:49:36I've been to that one.
00:49:38Mount Aries, I think it's called.
00:49:40As a kid, I would have to stand on the side.
00:49:42Watching from afar.
00:49:44My dad at the roulette table.
00:49:46Finally getting to go.
00:49:48I went when I was 18 to the one at Aqueduct Raceway.
00:49:50They have the gaming one.
00:49:52At that point, I was convinced
00:49:54that I had figured out roulette.
00:49:56I was just going to bet on red.
00:49:58If it lost, I was going to double up.
00:50:00If that lost, I was going to double again.
00:50:02I think the first time I went,
00:50:04I won a few hundred bucks.
00:50:06The casino, the oxygen pumping in,
00:50:08the noises.
00:50:10I want to go to a casino right now.
00:50:12I don't get excited.
00:50:14Two for the casino.
00:50:16First shower back from vacation.
00:50:18I'll take that.
00:50:20You feel so gross coming off the plane.
00:50:22I'll just take that.
00:50:24It's a better feeling than going to a casino.
00:50:26It was a fun time.
00:50:28The first shower back.
00:50:30First shower. Nick?
00:50:32I'm not a big casino guy.
00:50:34I feel disgusting when I get back from vacation.
00:50:36I know I was just speaking fondly
00:50:38of the first day of vacation.
00:50:40I'm so ready to get back home to my place.
00:50:42I'm taking first shower.
00:50:44First shower.
00:50:46Two to two. KB?
00:50:48The first time at the casino,
00:50:50I didn't have any money. I was broke.
00:50:52It's a lot of fear.
00:50:54I only have $20 to spend.
00:50:58Shower after vacation.
00:51:00Maybe a shower after an ultra marathon.
00:51:02That's a top feeling.
00:51:04I don't know how many of us have done an ultra marathon,
00:51:06but it sounds great.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:10An Ironman we've done.
00:51:12Never mind.
00:51:14I'll go casino.
00:51:16There's a thrill.
00:51:18Three for casino. Two for the shower.
00:51:20I am going to say
00:51:22that my first time at a casino
00:51:24was in Mesquite, Nevada.
00:51:26On a road trip from Denver
00:51:28to Las Vegas for my friend Eric's
00:51:3021st birthday.
00:51:32It's this little tiny town right over
00:51:34the border of Nevada.
00:51:36I decided to save a little money for the hotel
00:51:38rather than spend the enormous funds
00:51:40at Luxor.
00:51:42I went in there thinking,
00:51:44if I do well at this, I'm Rain Man.
00:51:48I thought,
00:51:50you may have this thing.
00:51:52I didn't.
00:51:54The what if of casinos is more fun
00:51:56than what happens.
00:51:58I had great times at casinos
00:52:00after that, but the first time wasn't that
00:52:02great.
00:52:04You guys can avoid the Mesquite
00:52:06casinos.
00:52:08I love Nevada because every
00:52:10state line, every time you cross
00:52:12into the border, there's a tiny town
00:52:14with a bunch of casinos.
00:52:16That's exactly what Mesquite is.
00:52:18Versus, for me,
00:52:20I used to go camping with my dad a lot,
00:52:22which I bring up all the time,
00:52:24but the shower and poop
00:52:26post being in the woods
00:52:28for three days
00:52:30is honestly
00:52:32makes the camping worth it.
00:52:34It's almost as if the relief of not camping
00:52:36is better than camping itself.
00:52:38But the two cannot exist
00:52:40without each other.
00:52:42That shower post
00:52:44post camping, that's how I view it,
00:52:46but even on just a vacation,
00:52:48getting home and showering
00:52:50and pooping and then getting into your pajamas
00:52:52is incredible, so I'm going to go with that.
00:52:54You're going to go with that?
00:52:56That means we're tied up.
00:52:58The first time in the casino is
00:53:00incredible, but I do...
00:53:02I'm with you guys, or at least Rudy,
00:53:04not that I've been hunting a bunch of times or anything like that,
00:53:06but just being in the plane
00:53:08for whatever amount of time, being in the car
00:53:10on a road trip for a long amount of time,
00:53:12any amount of travel you've been through
00:53:14after a long-time vacation, getting home
00:53:16and at first I kind of shower and being like,
00:53:18all right, now I get to reset and get back
00:53:20into reality, I do like
00:53:22that feeling, so I will go with the
00:53:24post-trip shower.
00:53:26Next up we have the number
00:53:28three seed versus the number fourteen seed.
00:53:30The three seed is just kind of doing anything
00:53:32for the first time without parents.
00:53:34Wait, the three seed's anything?
00:53:36No, things you typically
00:53:38would have to do with your parents, but without parents.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:42The thing that popped into my head first
00:53:44was movies and mall.
00:53:46I was thinking like driving.
00:53:48Driving for the first time without a parent
00:53:50is also on here.
00:53:52Going to sports events without
00:53:54your parents, anything that you would typically
00:53:56do with your parents, but the first time you get to go without them.
00:53:58That is cool. It's huge.
00:54:00And that's going up against the number fourteen seed.
00:54:02Specifically, the first sip
00:54:04out of a can of soda.
00:54:06So, crack a can of soda.
00:54:08The very first sip out of that versus the rest of it.
00:54:10That's a thing for you guys?
00:54:12Oh yeah.
00:54:14It's nice.
00:54:16I was going to say beer.
00:54:18You can say that too.
00:54:20No, that's two different things.
00:54:22We can say carbonated drink.
00:54:24First sip out of a carbonated drink in a can.
00:54:26First sip of a blackberry bourbon lemonade
00:54:28with your mom on a Friday afternoon.
00:54:30That's fun.
00:54:32So, let's start with you, Rudy.
00:54:34Which one of those do you think should move on?
00:54:36Doing any typically things you'd have to do
00:54:38with your parents without them versus that
00:54:40first sip of a carbonated beverage
00:54:42out of a can.
00:54:44When the can becomes obsolete
00:54:46and is removed from society,
00:54:48as will I.
00:54:50Well said.
00:54:52Wow.
00:54:54The quality of the can,
00:54:56the sound it produces.
00:54:58You're a can man.
00:55:00It is not even remotely fucking close.
00:55:02Fountain can get there in terms of carbonation.
00:55:04But the can and the pop
00:55:06and all that is great.
00:55:08Having said that,
00:55:10the first concert I went to
00:55:12without my parents
00:55:14was Bass Nectar on Halloween
00:55:16at the Fillmore Auditorium.
00:55:18I was under the impression for some reason
00:55:20that Bass Nectar was Girl Talk.
00:55:22I've seen Girl Talk live. I love Girl Talk.
00:55:24It was the mashups.
00:55:26Bass Nectar is
00:55:28some of the grungiest, most depraved
00:55:30dubstep you can imagine.
00:55:32On Halloween.
00:55:34And? Were you in costume?
00:55:36I was not.
00:55:38And it's difficult. At a dubstep concert,
00:55:40people treat every day like Halloween.
00:55:42So when Halloween comes along,
00:55:44it's double.
00:55:46I was terrified, but amazed.
00:55:48And that first concert without my parents,
00:55:50with my buddy Kenan,
00:55:52trying to get in contact,
00:55:54eyes off weed,
00:55:56looking at girls and being like,
00:55:58oh my god, is she going to ruin my life?
00:56:00Amazing. I'm going to go with that.
00:56:02First time, first vote
00:56:04for the doing anything without parents. KB?
00:56:06Yeah, my first night in college
00:56:08without my parents.
00:56:10I was a sophomore, I think.
00:56:12With you freshman year?
00:56:14Yeah, every day.
00:56:18In the same vein,
00:56:20pulling up to college alone, that was the best feeling.
00:56:22Going to your first college party.
00:56:24Concert.
00:56:26I took community college literally.
00:56:28You guys didn't bring your families?
00:56:32Two for doing anything without parents. Nick?
00:56:34Yeah, it's got to be without parents.
00:56:36Mine is
00:56:38going to the mall, but the drive there.
00:56:40My first friend that got their driver's license.
00:56:42Getting in the car with your boy.
00:56:44That might be the best.
00:56:46Oh my god, and then we could go anywhere.
00:56:48Anywhere.
00:56:50That was it for sure.
00:56:52I feel like none of us are thankful enough
00:56:54for that friend. I was not that friend.
00:56:56I was second or third in line to get a driver's license,
00:56:58but our first friend had to drive us.
00:57:00It was his February birthday, he had to drive us everywhere.
00:57:02It was definitely not as appreciative as it should have been.
00:57:04So three for doing anything without parents. Meek?
00:57:06The first thing without parents, like I said,
00:57:08when you have a friend that gets his driver's license
00:57:10you can do whatever you want.
00:57:12It's going to win, but Tommy?
00:57:14Yeah, first thing without parents.
00:57:16Mall is the first thing that came to my mind.
00:57:18Going with my friends on the bus. Movies too.
00:57:20It's independence.
00:57:22It means you're a fucking grown up.
00:57:24A big boy, yeah.
00:57:26Let's everyone take a minute.
00:57:28We used to dream about this shit as kids.
00:57:30We used to think about what it's going to be like to be an adult.
00:57:32To do whatever we want. We're here, boys.
00:57:34You can go order pizza and ice cream for dinner if you want.
00:57:36No one can stop you.
00:57:38Yeah, we got to take advantage of this shit.
00:57:40Clever.
00:57:42I think this is almost so loaded of a topic.
00:57:44Honestly, my one-one
00:57:46would have been
00:57:48my first time in a car
00:57:50with a driver's license and that freedom.
00:57:52Having that freedom, kind of like what Tommy was talking about,
00:57:54the world of possibilities.
00:57:56I remember the very first week I had my license, I went to Cooperstown.
00:57:58I've never been to Cooperstown.
00:58:00That is so predictable.
00:58:02It was the greatest.
00:58:04Even before MapQuest, we had to have an atlas.
00:58:06You couldn't book a room.
00:58:08You had to drive to the hotel and hope they would rent to you.
00:58:10How long did your drive to Cooperstown?
00:58:12From New Hampshire is about four or five hours.
00:58:14I'm going to say something.
00:58:16Cooperstown, not for me.
00:58:18Oh, I love it.
00:58:20I've been once.
00:58:22Did you stay at the Oswego?
00:58:24No, I got the Airbnb.
00:58:26The hotel with the Hall of Famer is there.
00:58:28I'm not a big sports history guy.
00:58:30I like sports in the moment.
00:58:32I would rather watch a Yankee game
00:58:34than go to the museum.
00:58:36Yankees ain't playing at the Hall of Fame museum.
00:58:38I went in the winter.
00:58:40I understand.
00:58:42I'm just saying.
00:58:44The Hall of Fame is the greatest place in the world.
00:58:46Specifically the baseball Hall of Fame.
00:58:48The basketball game stinks.
00:58:50Wait until you go to the soccer Hall of Fame.
00:58:52Where's the soccer Hall of Fame?
00:58:54Oswego.
00:58:56It's like upstate New York.
00:58:58I don't know if it is anymore.
00:59:00It was miserable.
00:59:02I've never been to the football one.
00:59:04I heard Canton is fine.
00:59:06I'm going to go with that.
00:59:08Especially that specific thing.
00:59:10When you had your license and your parents weren't there
00:59:12and you had freedom.
00:59:14That to me was one of the greatest moments of my life.
00:59:16Next matchup we have is the number 10 seed
00:59:18versus the number 7 seed.
00:59:20The number 10 seed is the first time you make a big purchase.
00:59:22That feels horrible.
00:59:24Let me add on to it.
00:59:26I'm not talking like a responsible purchase.
00:59:28The first time you make an irresponsible large purchase.
00:59:30You can call it that.
00:59:32You're saying you're going to get your first big paychecks
00:59:34when you get a console.
00:59:36Something where it's like,
00:59:38this is a large amount of the actual money I have.
00:59:40I feel very guilty.
00:59:42I don't know if that's a good feeling.
00:59:44That's going up against the number 7 seed.
00:59:46There might be only 3 people here that appreciate it.
00:59:48The first time you get a Warzone or a Fortnite win.
00:59:52I know you think I wouldn't appreciate that.
00:59:54My first Fortnite solo win.
00:59:56It is tremendous.
00:59:58It's a great feeling.
01:00:00Unless you're the best,
01:00:02or lucky video game player ever.
01:00:04It takes a while to get there.
01:00:06It is very,
01:00:08sadly rewarding,
01:00:10but it is very rewarding.
01:00:12I don't know how much you're registered with the Warzone.
01:00:14I've heard of these things.
01:00:16It's like a video game achievement.
01:00:18You have to beat 64 other players
01:00:20within a game to win.
01:00:22I don't play the game.
01:00:24I don't care.
01:00:26I can't think of what that would be.
01:00:28Like a car?
01:00:30Tommy said that.
01:00:32A car is like fuck.
01:00:34Monthly payments, a trip.
01:00:36Then you look at your bank account afterwards.
01:00:38You're like fuck.
01:00:40I'll pick this.
01:00:42I'm sure it's a great game,
01:00:44but I've never played it.
01:00:46I'm re-watching the video of my first Fortnite win.
01:00:48I'm not a gamer.
01:00:50It was senior year of college for me.
01:00:52It was big.
01:00:54I was so bad.
01:00:56It was the Friday night
01:00:58after I started calling the March Madness games
01:01:00with Dave.
01:01:02It was the greatest two days of my life.
01:01:04The coming is good luck charm.
01:01:06You're coming to Vegas with me.
01:01:08That Friday night I go back to Fordham,
01:01:10get dinner, go out with my friends,
01:01:12go back to the house.
01:01:14I'm still in my suit.
01:01:16We played Fortnite.
01:01:18I won.
01:01:20I hid the whole time.
01:01:22At the very end I got out.
01:01:24What a weekend for Tommy.
01:01:26What an unbelievable weekend.
01:01:28One for the Fortnite Warzone.
01:01:30My first Fortnite
01:01:32and Warzone wins both happened
01:01:34in the first hour of playing.
01:01:36It wasn't that special.
01:01:38I'm going to say
01:01:40the irresponsible...
01:01:42Major purchase.
01:01:44That isn't a rent payment.
01:01:46My first major purchase
01:01:48was when I saved up money to buy a PC
01:01:50and I had a two monitor setup.
01:01:52I thought I was fucking amazing.
01:01:54Two for the purchase. Nick?
01:01:56Any time I make a purchase
01:01:58I'm like, why the fuck did I do this?
01:02:00Why did I choose
01:02:02pants, computer...
01:02:04God of War swords.
01:02:06You do it a lot.
01:02:08I do dumb purchases a lot.
01:02:10To the point where I think you're lying
01:02:12about this little...
01:02:14Customized Maresh jerseys
01:02:16by the 15-fold.
01:02:18You're often in my mind
01:02:20when I'm about to
01:02:22buy something
01:02:24and I think about how much
01:02:26you just buy shit and you always talk about
01:02:28how much you just like buying shit.
01:02:30It's buying a present for yourself.
01:02:32I said, that's a good way to look at it.
01:02:34I'm just going to buy more shit.
01:02:36I'm not as irresponsible.
01:02:38I'm fine.
01:02:40I buy stuff for the laugh.
01:02:42Something big
01:02:44or cumbersome.
01:02:46But I feel guilty.
01:02:48I really do.
01:02:50Did you end up getting the baby Grinch thing?
01:02:52No, it was too expensive.
01:02:54Damn. See, that's responsible.
01:02:56Yeah, that was, but I wanted it
01:02:58so bad.
01:03:04Even when we did
01:03:06the worst NFL merch.
01:03:08Kyle, you and I, we're kind of birds of a feather
01:03:10there. We just bought half
01:03:12of the stuff you guys were talking about.
01:03:14Yeah, I think it's funny.
01:03:16It's funny, but I hate it.
01:03:18Fortnite, I played it
01:03:20when it first came out.
01:03:22It was me and my friends playing
01:03:24and I think we got a couple wins.
01:03:26It felt fine. I'm going to go with that.
01:03:28No, abstain.
01:03:30Abstain?
01:03:32Two to one right now. KB.
01:03:36I can't think of
01:03:38one big purchase that stands
01:03:40out in my head.
01:03:42And I've never
01:03:44played Fortnite, but I've watched
01:03:46my friends play it and that was a fun
01:03:48little thrill to watch them win.
01:03:50Watch Ninja win.
01:03:52What's the biggest? A lot.
01:03:54What's the biggest purchase you've ever made?
01:03:56Oh, I guess it's seating tickets to the Celtics.
01:03:58Oh, biggest purchase
01:04:00was my trip to Hawaii last year
01:04:02which the purchase itself didn't feel
01:04:04amazing, but getting there
01:04:06and I'm like, wow, I get to do this.
01:04:08That was probably the...
01:04:10I'll go with that.
01:04:12I don't know if the purchase is going to win, but Rudy?
01:04:14The Fortnite and Warzone win would be incredible
01:04:16if it didn't happen in the era where I was aware
01:04:18of how good other players were.
01:04:20So I was aware of streamers at that time
01:04:22and so the wins in Fortnite and Warzone
01:04:24felt great in the moment, but
01:04:26I was unfortunately aware
01:04:28how easy it is for others.
01:04:30When I was younger playing video games, when you defeat
01:04:32a boss, you've convinced yourself
01:04:34that you're like, oh, I have done this in a way that no one has
01:04:36before. I am unique in this
01:04:38aspect. I am a unique talent. That is not the case
01:04:40unfortunately with Fortnite and Warzone.
01:04:42My first real big purchase
01:04:44was actually recently. It was in Turkey.
01:04:46On the way back... What'd you get?
01:04:48I was sort of like, I don't want to...
01:04:50I just want to be comfortable and I got
01:04:52a Turkish Airlines first class ticket.
01:04:54Oh, that's nice.
01:04:56That's a good feeling.
01:04:58It was expensive and there was a bit
01:05:00of moaning and groaning,
01:05:02but then once I got into
01:05:04first class... Turkish Airlines first class...
01:05:06Dude, it is.
01:05:08That whole airline was amazing.
01:05:10Oh, baby.
01:05:12I've flown private
01:05:14with Dave this shit
01:05:16on that. Really?
01:05:18Yes, because private, the convenience
01:05:20is the bonus.
01:05:22It's not comfort, is it?
01:05:24It's pretty comfortable, but not super
01:05:26comfortable. I was treated
01:05:28like I was a dying
01:05:30person who had
01:05:32enormous wealth. I was being
01:05:34pampered. At one point, I think
01:05:36I fell asleep and they draped a blanket over me.
01:05:38Could you touch your attendant?
01:05:40I didn't try.
01:05:42I bet you could have.
01:05:44Fuck. I would have tried.
01:05:46Have you flown first class like regular?
01:05:48Never. Never flown first class.
01:05:50Never flown first class before then.
01:05:52It's great. It is great.
01:05:54That's a great first purchase.
01:05:56That felt amazing and I didn't regret it whatsoever
01:05:58and I was awesome, so I'm going to go with that.
01:06:00Dude, that meal was amazing.
01:06:02That service was great.
01:06:04That was a fantastic flight in general.
01:06:06The big purchase is going to move on.
01:06:08Now we have the two seed versus the 15 seed.
01:06:10The number two seed is the first time
01:06:12you get drunk or high or a combination of both, whatever you want
01:06:14to do. The first time you
01:06:16actually get to that level.
01:06:18Oh, this is what it feels like. This is what everyone talks about.
01:06:20This is what the movies make it look like. The TV, whatever.
01:06:22That's going up against the number 15
01:06:24seed. Banger one from
01:06:26Nick. First time you get compliments on your shoes
01:06:28from a black guy.
01:06:30Still waiting.
01:06:34Drugs or the compliment
01:06:36of a black man. Holy shit.
01:06:40If I could expand it.
01:06:42You guys make fun of the goofy
01:06:44zip things.
01:06:46What do you call them?
01:06:48Windbreakers? I got a compliment on one
01:06:50by one of the coolest looking dudes I'd seen and I was just like,
01:06:52oh, fuck.
01:06:54Say it again. I want to record him doing it.
01:06:56Sneakers is a whole different ball game.
01:06:58Yeah, so we'll start
01:07:00out with you, Rudy. Which one do you think?
01:07:02And I'll even count compliments from like Roan.
01:07:10Man,
01:07:12I really thought it was going to be easy. Getting high
01:07:14for the first time was so fun.
01:07:16Smoking weed. It was just such
01:07:18a, it was just, it was a giggle fest.
01:07:20That's all it was. It was literally joy.
01:07:24But the
01:07:26achievement of the compliment
01:07:28from a black man on your sneakers. Some live
01:07:30and die without it.
01:07:32Right. And you can purchase
01:07:34one of these pleasures.
01:07:36The other must be earned. Yes.
01:07:38And for that
01:07:40reason, I'm going to go with
01:07:42the adoration of a black man.
01:07:44One for the compliment. KB.
01:07:46Yeah, I mean, we're like kind of kidding
01:07:48but we're not.
01:07:50That is the best feeling.
01:07:52And a lot of like first time doing a drug is
01:07:54like kind of, there's like a lot of
01:07:56adverse effects.
01:07:58So I'm going to go with the shoe compliment.
01:08:00Two for the shoe compliment. Nick.
01:08:02It's never happened to me.
01:08:04But we were talking
01:08:06to Pabst. I don't think it's ever happened to me.
01:08:08No. It's never happened to me. No. Fuck.
01:08:10We were talking to Pabst, who's in the New York office.
01:08:12Great producer, director.
01:08:16He had these cool Sambas on.
01:08:18And he was like, get this. On the plane,
01:08:20black dude in front of me complimented
01:08:22him. And then he looked over.
01:08:24The guy was buying the shoes.
01:08:28I made that noise.
01:08:32I gotta look these shoes up.
01:08:34Pabst has these maroon
01:08:36and blue Sambas.
01:08:38God.
01:08:40I'm going to text him right now.
01:08:42If Pabst is in the office, don't swing through.
01:08:44Check who's wearing Adidas right now.
01:08:46Okay.
01:08:48He's got those shoes.
01:08:50I like the idea of going up to,
01:08:52if you're at a concourse, checking in,
01:08:54and there's a black guy, and you go up by him,
01:08:56and you're like...
01:08:58Fishing for it.
01:09:00It's gotta happen.
01:09:02Not asking, but just being like,
01:09:04oh, okay. Come on.
01:09:06They look at everyone's shoes. I always get my feet
01:09:08checked out.
01:09:10I'm going with that.
01:09:12Three for the compliment. Meek.
01:09:14I'm just going to say...
01:09:16Just a compliment.
01:09:18In general.
01:09:20Regardless of race.
01:09:22I've never gotten a compliment.
01:09:28Three for the compliment.
01:09:30One for drunk high.
01:09:32Yeah, I've never gotten the black guy
01:09:34shoe compliment. I crave it.
01:09:36I crave it more than anything.
01:09:38Similar to this was,
01:09:40first time I got a DM from a gay guy.
01:09:42First time you got hit on by a gay guy?
01:09:44Yeah, that.
01:09:46The first time I had a fat ass.
01:09:48It's something about it.
01:09:50I'm not going to do anything with this,
01:09:52but I like that you like it.
01:09:56I had a gay black man once.
01:09:58I had a gay black man compliment.
01:10:00That cancels it out.
01:10:02Double negative?
01:10:04Don't say that.
01:10:06Double negative?
01:10:08Oh, that's two strikes.
01:10:10Double negative would make a positive.
01:10:12Yeah, you're right.
01:10:14I guess.
01:10:16That's what I meant.
01:10:20I'll go with the first time being drunk.
01:10:22Senior cut day of high school
01:10:24was the first time I was drunk drunk.
01:10:26Girl took a body shot off me.
01:10:30Were you sitting like that when she did it?
01:10:32No.
01:10:36Three to two in favor of the compliment.
01:10:38I spent most of my 20s in New Hampshire.
01:10:42Really, most of my 30s.
01:10:44That would make it even more impressive.
01:10:46There just weren't many black people around at all.
01:10:48I didn't get any compliments.
01:10:50By the time I was in my 40s,
01:10:52I got one of those green shoes
01:10:54that I have that I wear sometimes.
01:10:58I feel like I've gotten a compliment or two there,
01:11:00but I feel like it's pity.
01:11:02At this point, I'm an old man.
01:11:04I'm happy you're even wearing sneakers.
01:11:06Oh, you know who's definitely gotten this?
01:11:08Large. Large has definitely gotten a couple good compliments
01:11:10on his shoes.
01:11:12Look at you in high tops, geezer.
01:11:14That's where I feel like I'm trending now.
01:11:16I don't feel like I've gotten an actual one,
01:11:18so I'm going to go with the first time getting drunk or high.
01:11:20If you're going to tie me up on this
01:11:22and I have to tie-break,
01:11:24I'm going to go with the compliment.
01:11:26What black guys complimented your shoes?
01:11:28I said I wanted to expand it into the
01:11:30what do you call it?
01:11:32The windbreaker thing.
01:11:34Kenjack, no black dude's going to compliment
01:11:36your wooden block sandals.
01:11:40Is that what it looks like from here?
01:11:42No, I just figured that's probably what you wear.
01:11:44Oh, sorry. At home.
01:11:46The compliment is going to move on.
01:11:48Now we can go through our playoffs really quick.
01:11:50First up, we have the number 13 seed.
01:11:52The first day of vacation.
01:11:54Where's the number 5 seed?
01:11:56The first party party that you go to.
01:11:58Start with you, Clemmer.
01:12:00I'm going to go first day of vacation.
01:12:02First day of summer break we just had.
01:12:04One day down, we still have 7 more to go.
01:12:06This is great.
01:12:08That was a good feeling.
01:12:10One for the first day of vacation.
01:12:12First party, there's also stress too.
01:12:14Am I going to get in trouble?
01:12:16Are your parents going to find out?
01:12:18First day of vacation, stress-free.
01:12:20Where's all the potential out of you?
01:12:22First day of vacation, zero stress.
01:12:24Maybe we're considering first day of summer break.
01:12:26That's a whole different...
01:12:28That's a great one.
01:12:30That is a wild one.
01:12:32When you walk out of that school...
01:12:34You may as well have a year off.
01:12:36Nick?
01:12:38I'm going to go with the first party.
01:12:40It just felt like I was in a movie.
01:12:42Maybe the first vacation.
01:12:44It might have been the first time I felt cool.
01:12:46KB?
01:12:48First day of vacation.
01:12:50Parties after 10 reps.
01:12:52That's when they hit the sweet spot for me.
01:12:54Vacation.
01:12:56The beach as a kid.
01:12:58Nothing better.
01:13:00Rudy?
01:13:02I would say that for me, it's the party.
01:13:04I am warming up to vacation.
01:13:06Even though I dissed it earlier.
01:13:08I'm now remembering a bit more.
01:13:10It is nice.
01:13:12The first party feeling is one of one.
01:13:14You're remembering what vacations are.
01:13:16Conceptually, you don't understand.
01:13:18I'm starting to get the concept.
01:13:20The first party,
01:13:22you can't replicate that.
01:13:24The first day of vacation is going to happen
01:13:26hopefully many times.
01:13:28I'm going to go with party.
01:13:30Either way, vacation is going to move on 4-2.
01:13:32Next up, we have the first time
01:13:34you get a console.
01:13:36First day, first night.
01:13:38Going up against your first sports accomplishment.
01:13:40Your first big sports play.
01:13:42Rudy?
01:13:44Console is really amazing.
01:13:46I remember my first hockey goal.
01:13:48That was a really cool feeling.
01:13:50It was a feeling that I
01:13:52was familiar with the new console feeling.
01:13:54I barely remember
01:13:56first playing my Genesis.
01:13:58Once I had the Xbox,
01:14:00I knew what I was in for, which was great.
01:14:02The feeling of my first great sports play
01:14:04is a feeling that was unique
01:14:06and novel.
01:14:08I'm going to go with that.
01:14:10First day with the Xbox
01:14:12over any of my title belts.
01:14:14Any of them.
01:14:16Nick?
01:14:18I'm going to go with the console.
01:14:20It's the only one I've experienced out of the two.
01:14:22You are so happy.
01:14:24You are looking at
01:14:26every inch of the box.
01:14:28You're being so careful taking it out.
01:14:30You try to show your mom,
01:14:32look at the graphics.
01:14:34She doesn't give a fuck.
01:14:36It's the best.
01:14:38I was going to the bathroom to read the manual.
01:14:40If I'm shitting, I need to read it.
01:14:42The main menu, I'm flapping my hands
01:14:44at the main menu.
01:14:46Dude, I remember
01:14:48I would run to poop.
01:14:50You would hold it in for so long.
01:14:52You wouldn't wipe.
01:14:54No, no, no.
01:14:56At least the first couple weeks of the new console.
01:14:58It's one swipe max.
01:15:00Your pants are still down when you're running
01:15:02back to the controller.
01:15:04Two for the console, one for the sports.
01:15:06First day with the new console.
01:15:08I remember getting the GameCube and PSU for Christmas.
01:15:10It was honestly the top five day of my life.
01:15:12That does sound. Kids dreamed about that.
01:15:14Two for the console,
01:15:16one for the big sports moment.
01:15:18I guess I'm more of a jock
01:15:20than a gamer.
01:15:22Those were better feelings for me.
01:15:24Klemmer.
01:15:26Yeah, my sports moments are few and far between.
01:15:28I'm going to go with the console.
01:15:30Console is going to move on and play the first day of vacation.
01:15:32Very good matchup. Klemmer.
01:15:34Oh, wow. I'm going to go with the console.
01:15:36I feel like those are more...
01:15:38They're just rarer.
01:15:40You get a new console every few years.
01:15:42Vacation is awkward. You get a couple a year.
01:15:44One for the console.
01:15:46One for the PC.
01:15:48Including summer vacation in it.
01:15:50I'm just really not a gamer.
01:15:52I'm going with vacation.
01:15:54One to one right now.
01:15:56I'm going to say console because it is more rare.
01:15:58A new console comes out once every five, six years.
01:16:00You can go on vacation
01:16:02multiple times a year.
01:16:04I remember when I had the PS4
01:16:06and then I bought the Xbox One.
01:16:08It felt cheap.
01:16:10I bought a parallel
01:16:12system and I was like,
01:16:14No.
01:16:16This is tough.
01:16:18I think I'm
01:16:20going to go console here.
01:16:22Yeah, I'm going to go console.
01:16:24It's monumental.
01:16:26Three to one in
01:16:28favor of console, KB.
01:16:30Versus vacation.
01:16:32I was such a vacation enjoyer.
01:16:34I remember I could not
01:16:36fathom that people
01:16:38and other kids got to permanently
01:16:40live in Port
01:16:42St. Lucie, Florida.
01:16:44That's where my family is.
01:16:46Holy fuck.
01:16:48What a cut.
01:16:50Vacation
01:16:52for me, but it's so close.
01:16:54It is three to two in favor
01:16:56of console.
01:16:58I am going to go
01:17:00console because
01:17:02to me, winter break
01:17:04getting my PlayStation
01:17:063, that's when vacation
01:17:08started.
01:17:10That was when it started.
01:17:12You're fine with that win.
01:17:14Console is moving into the finals
01:17:16and on the other side, we have
01:17:18the number three seed doing anything that you would typically
01:17:20have to do with your parents. Without parents,
01:17:22going up against the post-trip
01:17:24shower.
01:17:26I'll start with you, Rudy.
01:17:28Oh, man.
01:17:30The camping thing
01:17:32is sort of fucking this up
01:17:34because that really
01:17:36hits crazy.
01:17:39Doing things without your parents
01:17:41is just such a
01:17:43moment.
01:17:45I can fuck this up on my
01:17:47own terms.
01:17:49That's nice. I'm going to go with that.
01:17:51The freedom of no parents.
01:17:53No parents, KB.
01:17:55Now that we've talked about it, the first time
01:17:57hopping in a car with your boys
01:17:59and going anywhere.
01:18:01Going on the interstate.
01:18:03In the world's shittiest car.
01:18:05Horrible.
01:18:08Like a
01:18:101996 Honda Civic
01:18:12that doesn't work.
01:18:14Just worse than that.
01:18:16A very run-down Miata, I think,
01:18:18was one of ours.
01:18:20The one my buddy had was indistinguishable.
01:18:22They didn't know. It was like a mutt.
01:18:24It's a mix of something.
01:18:26Or the model.
01:18:28It's a mix.
01:18:30Yeah, we don't know.
01:18:34Okay, Nick.
01:18:36Gotta be parentless.
01:18:38Mud car is so funny.
01:18:40Yeah, just came in here.
01:18:42No parents.
01:18:44We rescued it.
01:18:46Showed up at our doorstep.
01:18:48We love it to death.
01:18:50Can you buy this car or do we have to put it down?
01:18:52That's bad.
01:18:54We're in a no-kill shop.
01:18:56Your mom's friends see it and they're like,
01:18:58Oh, look at it.
01:19:00It kind of stinks.
01:19:02Had to get it spayed.
01:19:04Yeah, independence.
01:19:06Independence. Clever.
01:19:08It's a clean sweep.
01:19:10Tough to beat for me.
01:19:12Getting the compliment on your shoes from a black guy
01:19:14versus the first major purchase
01:19:16that you make on a non-responsible item.
01:19:18Clever.
01:19:20It's the first major purchase, I guess.
01:19:22It's close.
01:19:24Tommy?
01:19:26I don't know.
01:19:28The black guy's never happened.
01:19:30The purchase is a mixed feeling.
01:19:32It's a new jacket, really.
01:19:34I felt good about it. It was $500.
01:19:36$500 jacket?
01:19:38Yeah, Fights talked me into it
01:19:40because the description says it could be a family heirloom.
01:19:42To me, that's an investment.
01:19:44When my grandkids walk around in that jacket,
01:19:46I won't even remember how much I spent on it.
01:19:48Because you'll have Alzheimer's?
01:19:50Oh, man.
01:19:52Now I'll go with the jacket.
01:19:54You'll have Alzheimer's for any of us.
01:19:56Two for the purchase.
01:19:58I can't wait to go to your funeral.
01:20:00I don't think I go to outlive you.
01:20:02Good luck with that.
01:20:04Clever was born to be 90.
01:20:06I'm going to outlive
01:20:08a good chunk of people on this show right now,
01:20:10especially you, Phil.
01:20:12Two for the purchase, Phil.
01:20:14The purchase, just because I've never gotten a compliment.
01:20:16Again, that's the big stuff.
01:20:18Nick, it's the compliment for me.
01:20:20One for the compliment.
01:20:22KB?
01:20:24The compliment.
01:20:26I've had the opposite, too, which is heinous.
01:20:28Clowned?
01:20:30I showed up to a pregame and my boy,
01:20:32who's a sneakerhead,
01:20:34told the whole party that
01:20:36my Olympic sevens were fake
01:20:38because the red was orange.
01:20:40I was just stranded at that party
01:20:42in fake shoes, just looking at them the whole time.
01:20:44Oh, no.
01:20:46I thought you were going to get hit with a, what are those?
01:20:48Yeah, it was pretty much that.
01:20:50In 2013, that's the end of you.
01:20:52Pretty much done.
01:20:54Didn't you get served at a party once?
01:20:56You walked in and a dude just danced in front of you?
01:20:58Yeah.
01:21:00Oh, no.
01:21:02There's nothing worse than getting served.
01:21:04It wasn't a party, it was a dive ball.
01:21:06Yeah, you walked right in and served you.
01:21:08It wasn't even like a club.
01:21:10He just turned around and left.
01:21:12It came in like someone served you paper.
01:21:14No, no, he got served.
01:21:16Getting served in that way is much worse than a subpoena.
01:21:18Oh, yes.
01:21:20Three for the purchase, two for the compliment.
01:21:22Rudy?
01:21:24I don't know if it's class and elegance, first class,
01:21:26or the cosine of a black man.
01:21:28Both the definition of class and elegance.
01:21:30But I have to go with
01:21:32the compliment from a black man.
01:21:34I have to.
01:21:36That's your lifelong goal.
01:21:38Absolutely.
01:21:40Yeah, you wake up in the morning and you're like, all right.
01:21:42I wake up in the morning and my goal is that
01:21:44for a black man to say, oh, you got that shit on.
01:21:46Oh, my God.
01:21:48You're shooting too high.
01:21:50You need to lower your bar for the compliment.
01:21:52Call me a dreamer.
01:21:54Call me a dreamer.
01:22:00So we are three to three right now.
01:22:02I think between these two,
01:22:04we kind of touched on it earlier with the purchase thing.
01:22:06There is a level of you feel bad about it in a way,
01:22:08or irresponsible, or you look at your bank account
01:22:10and you're like, fuck.
01:22:12I think I would go with the compliment.
01:22:14There is no downside.
01:22:16Are you hiding purchases from your fiance?
01:22:18No, she has access to all my accounts.
01:22:20Really?
01:22:22She knows every dime I spend on everything.
01:22:24Kyle, are you hiding purchases?
01:22:26Yeah.
01:22:28I have a debit card.
01:22:30Hell yeah, dude.
01:22:32Nice.
01:22:34So the compliment is going up against
01:22:36doing anything without your parents.
01:22:38Starting with you, Rudy.
01:22:40I'm all in on the compliment.
01:22:42It's my lifelong dream, my goal,
01:22:44my ambition, my credo, everything.
01:22:46One for the compliment, KB.
01:22:50It's...
01:22:52I guess it's never happened, so I don't know the thrill.
01:22:58I'm going to go with the compliment.
01:23:00Okay, one for the compliment.
01:23:02It's like, oh, first time we won a Super Bowl.
01:23:04We don't know what it's like, we're just imagining.
01:23:06There's a chance.
01:23:08I've had other articles of clothing,
01:23:10but the sneaker or the shoe would be the pinnacle.
01:23:12Well, Ken Jack did say windbreakers count.
01:23:14Hey, that windbreaker counted.
01:23:16I lived off that for a week.
01:23:18Are there windbreakers?
01:23:20I don't know.
01:23:22No, Tommy. They don't.
01:23:26Maybe like Blasians.
01:23:30Nick.
01:23:32I'm sorry, what's this up against?
01:23:34Doing anything without your parents.
01:23:36I've got to go with the independence.
01:23:38The compliment had a good run,
01:23:40but this is...
01:23:42It might be the best feeling.
01:23:44You're right.
01:23:46So two to one in favor of the compliment.
01:23:48Independence.
01:23:50In your mind, you're like, we can go anywhere,
01:23:52but between you, you have $34.
01:23:54Between all of you.
01:23:56So we're two to two, Tommy.
01:23:58Yeah, I'm going with the independence.
01:24:00I've never experienced the other one,
01:24:02so I'll go with that first mall trip.
01:24:04The other huge part about the independence one
01:24:06is when you're chilling at your boy's place
01:24:08and you're like, I can go in when I want.
01:24:10You've got to be nice to me.
01:24:12Damn.
01:24:14At any point, your boy's sitting there like,
01:24:16hey, want to go to Wendy's or whatever?
01:24:18That was amazing.
01:24:20The first mall trip, though,
01:24:22I bought a Red Wall book from Walden Books
01:24:24and I bought a deck of magic cards.
01:24:26A spider deck.
01:24:28Jesus Christ.
01:24:30I can't believe you never had an athletic achievement.
01:24:32I was too busy building my spider deck
01:24:34in Magic the Gathering.
01:24:36So we are three to two in favor.
01:24:38I'm going with the independence.
01:24:40It's the first time.
01:24:42That really was the beginning of being an adult.
01:24:44When you get your car, you get your license
01:24:46and you can drive or go hang out with your buddies.
01:24:48That's the first time you're grown up.
01:24:50So the finals is going to be the first time
01:24:52that you do something without your parents
01:24:54versus the first night with a new concert.
01:24:56Good championship.
01:24:58Good bout.
01:25:00Good championship.
01:25:02Clemmer, you're first.
01:25:04It's a fine championship, but this is a blowout to me.
01:25:06This is absolutely all about the independence.
01:25:08One for the independence.
01:25:10Same. I've been voting against the console the whole time.
01:25:12He's not a gamer.
01:25:14Console.
01:25:16One for the console.
01:25:18The second you live without your parents,
01:25:20you're going to open up a whole new possibility.
01:25:22Imagine that, Phil.
01:25:24He's saving so much money.
01:25:26He sure is.
01:25:28Nick?
01:25:30Independence.
01:25:32Three for independence, one for the console.
01:25:34As you say, independence. Let him live.
01:25:36It's his choice.
01:25:38Right, Meek?
01:25:40He's got to get a fucking house.
01:25:42He's got to live on his own.
01:25:44It's a free country.
01:25:46No one's saying it's not, Phil.
01:25:48You should enjoy the free country and enjoy all that it has to offer.
01:25:50This is a goal for us this year.
01:25:52We're trying to make Meek Phil a man.
01:25:54We're going to take him to a restaurant.
01:25:56We're trying to get him his own apartment.
01:25:58We want Meek Phil to really shine this year.
01:26:00Phil, how do you think you do alone?
01:26:02Fine.
01:26:04I think I'm pretty low maintenance.
01:26:06You don't even have to be alone.
01:26:08You could have a roommate if you want.
01:26:10Glennie?
01:26:12Glennie Balls.
01:26:14Wait, Tommy. You do it.
01:26:16Yeah, Tommy Smokes.
01:26:18No, no, no.
01:26:20I've got my own apartment in July.
01:26:22You guys living together would be great.
01:26:24I think that would be really good.
01:26:26Phil, how about that? Would you live with Tommy?
01:26:28I mean, I would, but I know he wouldn't.
01:26:30That's correct.
01:26:32You're an asshole, Tommy.
01:26:34How about Roosevelt Island?
01:26:36Yeah.
01:26:38You can't live with me.
01:26:40I'm married.
01:26:42I'd love to have him on the island.
01:26:44I would not want to be anywhere
01:26:46in the vicinity of Chris Clomber.
01:26:48I just gave you a compliment.
01:26:50You're not a black guy.
01:26:52I guess not.
01:26:54KB?
01:26:56Yeah, going to Independence.
01:26:58Barely.
01:27:00Way closer than you would have thought.
01:27:02Yeah, because being 10 and having the Xbox
01:27:04for the next five days of Christmas break
01:27:06it might be a little bit better
01:27:08than going to Quaker Steak and Lube.
01:27:10But it isn't.
01:27:12It isn't.
01:27:14Independence is going to win, but Rudy?
01:27:16Yeah, I'm fine with Independence.
01:27:18It's very close,
01:27:20but the Independence
01:27:22is where you learn about yourself.
01:27:24And that is nice
01:27:26because in the console I'm like,
01:27:28oh, Anakin is growing.
01:27:30And then you forget that I'm not Anakin.
01:27:32Xbox shuts off.
01:27:34I crawl back into my bed
01:27:36and I realize that I don't live on Tatooine.
01:27:38That's actually a blessing.
01:27:40I don't have the Force.
01:27:42I can't wield a lightsaber.
01:27:44I'm not fucking Natalie Portman.
01:27:46That part was the most devastating
01:27:48out of all of it.
01:27:50So the winner of the bracket episode 162
01:27:52is the first time you get to do stuff without your parents.
01:27:54Worthy champion.
01:27:56We all love our parents.
01:27:58But I love Independence too.
01:28:00So that's the episode.
01:28:02We'll see you guys next week.
01:28:20How is Rudy still the last one here?
01:28:22Unbelievable.
01:28:24Ru-boy!
01:28:26Rudy has two monitors up.
01:28:28Whoa.
01:28:30One of them is Fishbowl
01:28:32and one of them is Sauce Gardner Breaks Par
01:28:34at Trump's Golf Course.
01:28:36Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:28:38That's making it.
01:28:40That's making it on.