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00:00:00Offline, I like that. I can do it.
00:00:02That was loud. I'm not used to that.
00:00:24It's pointless for me to even join that invite.
00:00:27Remember, it just brings me to the menu.
00:00:30I forgot.
00:00:34Did you see what show is coming back?
00:00:36No.
00:00:38What the fuck is this thing?
00:00:42What show?
00:00:44They're gonna do...
00:00:48X-Files.
00:00:52Why is the music so loud?
00:00:54It's so loud.
00:00:59Jeez.
00:01:02What?
00:01:03You unlock one of her skins?
00:01:06By taking a health potion when you're full health.
00:01:10You know I'm all about that.
00:01:12You can invite...
00:01:13Wait, let me see if it's still there.
00:01:14It is, I think.
00:01:19It is, I think.
00:01:22Oh.
00:01:25What covenants did you want to do?
00:01:31That's so weird looking.
00:01:33Wait.
00:01:36Aren't I beautiful?
00:01:39Uh, you can do whatever covenant you want.
00:01:41Let me see...
00:01:44Does she...
00:01:46Oh, she doesn't come with the...
00:01:49She doesn't get the cool skins.
00:01:51Don't I still have to...
00:01:52Yeah, I gotta do more of his, right?
00:01:53Mm-hmm.
00:01:54You just gotta play him.
00:01:55Yeah.
00:01:56Okay, but...
00:01:57No, the guy doing the X-Files?
00:01:58Guess what he's doing?
00:01:59Hmm.
00:02:00Making a more diverse show.
00:02:02Okay.
00:02:04You know what that means, right?
00:02:06Mm-mm.
00:02:07Oh.
00:02:08The cast.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10The cast.
00:02:11Yeah.
00:02:12The cast will be more diverse.
00:02:14Did you want to do solitary focus?
00:02:17That's the single spell, right?
00:02:18Yeah.
00:02:19If you want to, yeah, but I'm going to do it.
00:02:20No, the guy doing the X-Files, guess what he's doing?
00:02:22Hmm.
00:02:23Making a more diverse show.
00:02:24Okay.
00:02:25You know what that means, right?
00:02:26Mm-mm.
00:02:27Oh.
00:02:28The cast.
00:02:29The cast.
00:02:30The cast.
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:32The cast.
00:02:33The cast.
00:02:34The cast.
00:02:35Yeah.
00:02:36If you want to, yeah, but I'm going to be the bird if we are.
00:02:39Is that what you're doing?
00:02:40I'll be the bird with you.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Be the grass, bitch.
00:02:43If you want.
00:02:44Or you can be the bird.
00:02:45Flock of seagulls.
00:02:46I haven't been the bird yet.
00:02:47Pigeons.
00:02:51I like seagulls.
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53Solitary, but it's just one rung.
00:02:56Oh.
00:02:57Oh.
00:02:58On hard.
00:02:59Wait a second?
00:03:00Oh.
00:03:01Oh, how do I get rid of this menu?
00:03:03Oh.
00:03:04Okay.
00:03:05My frames.
00:03:06Alright.
00:03:07So.
00:03:08Cause I, in a, apparently AMD is dumb when you, you do your, there we go.
00:03:20The recording the first time.
00:03:22Cause remember I wiped my drivers.
00:03:24I see you spamming at you piece of shit.
00:03:26Oh, actually I gotta start my stream.
00:03:28Give me a sec.
00:03:29I gotta, oh nevermind.
00:03:31I was gonna say I gotta spend my gold, but I don't have enough for anything.
00:03:35Literally.
00:03:36Uh.
00:03:37Yeah.
00:03:38But yeah.
00:03:39Uh.
00:03:40Yeah.
00:03:41But yeah.
00:03:42Uh.
00:03:43The AMD thing was rough in the beginning.
00:03:45It pops up a weird menu.
00:03:47And you gotta enable it and all that.
00:03:54My music's like 5%.
00:03:56Cause it was so loud.
00:03:57It's so loud.
00:04:12Let's go.
00:04:13It's gonna be bad.
00:04:14I don't even remember how to play anymore.
00:04:16I do.
00:04:17It's just the stick.
00:04:18Yep.
00:04:19I know, but.
00:04:20I don't know how to dodge.
00:04:22Uh.
00:04:23We can't break these, can we?
00:04:26Nope.
00:04:27My bird went right for it.
00:04:52We'll have to still do a bird run on easy to get the max potential.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58Unless this one is broken like they say and we'll be fine.
00:05:04I don't, I don't think so.
00:05:06I doubt, I didn't check what hardness Toons was playing on.
00:05:12Did you?
00:05:13Uh, I think normal.
00:05:15That gives you a lot of wiggle room.
00:05:17It does.
00:05:18Normal would be easy to start on too.
00:05:22Just now.
00:05:23This.
00:05:24This is like.
00:05:25It punishes.
00:05:35I still have to fix my stupid sound alerts.
00:05:38The fact that I get none.
00:05:40That does suck.
00:05:48I'm trying to bite my little ass.
00:06:01Oh, unique enemy, watch out.
00:06:07Did you see the swarm?
00:06:09Yep.
00:06:11I don't know if you can actually kill it or not.
00:06:13Why are you walking so slow?
00:06:15I don't know.
00:06:16No.
00:06:17Are you a smooth criminal?
00:06:18Because you're noir?
00:06:19Ow.
00:06:20You've been a hippa.
00:06:23A smooth pigeon.
00:06:25I was going to say that dusk storm.
00:06:30It just flies.
00:06:33Remember I've, ow, I've seen that thing twice now.
00:06:41You've never seen it.
00:06:44No, I have not seen the one punch man tornado.
00:06:58Oh, I got her achievement.
00:07:00No.
00:07:01Me too, apparently.
00:07:02That's cool.
00:07:03That is really cool.
00:07:05Man, this is just such a good game.
00:07:08It's kind of nice that the birds just target the statues.
00:07:12Yep.
00:07:16And it's nice you don't gotta go in the lava to target them.
00:07:20Right?
00:07:21The birds actually have decent range.
00:07:24Yep.
00:07:25And we'll go over walls.
00:07:26Although the attacks, the fly speed of the bird is a little...
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43I know what you mean.
00:07:44Ooh, I'm just messing up big time right here.
00:07:47I got epic XP game.
00:07:50Nice.
00:07:51I got epic luck and it hasn't done anything for me.
00:07:55Hmm.
00:07:56Manoray.
00:07:57Actually, I think I got legendary luck.
00:08:01Hmm.
00:08:02Damn it.
00:08:03I want to break that one.
00:08:05Oh, I just saw the one punch thing.
00:08:25One more.
00:08:29Yeah, see it fell.
00:08:30Oh, the enemies.
00:08:31It didn't seem like my birds hit them at all.
00:08:38The statues?
00:08:41The unique enemy.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:43Yeah, mine didn't either.
00:08:48Got the statues.
00:08:49I can't find any for the life of me.
00:08:52Oh, the unique enemy.
00:08:55Oh, it's here again.
00:08:58I'll probably go with the explosion.
00:09:00Wait, it can convert to healing?
00:09:04Mine's gonna get explosion.
00:09:05I don't want the extra target yet.
00:09:08Yeah, same.
00:09:09Yeah, the explosion's more worthwhile.
00:09:11Yep.
00:09:15Yeah, it is.
00:09:19300 more health.
00:09:22Oh, I'd be rolling out of legendary damage.
00:09:25Oh, that's something I was gonna say.
00:09:26Oh, that's something I was gonna say.
00:09:28You notice Toons doesn't reroll for shit?
00:09:30Dude, I noticed.
00:09:31He had full health all the time and would not reroll.
00:09:37It was, it was so odd.
00:09:39And the normal rerolls even.
00:09:41When he had just the three.
00:09:43Yeah.
00:09:44Because it costs you nothing to.
00:09:45And like, when he should have been rerolling is after he did the tasks.
00:09:50The, the different like totem things.
00:09:55But he wouldn't.
00:09:56He'd get a crappy reward and would just pick it.
00:10:00Maybe he just wasn't feeling well and just wanted to play.
00:10:03I think he's just.
00:10:04You said he wrecked himself?
00:10:06I think he lacks game sense in, in some ways.
00:10:09You know what I mean?
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11I don't think he was thinking about it.
00:10:21So what elements are you gonna, are you thinking about using with this?
00:10:24Pure acid.
00:10:26Be serious please.
00:10:27Toxic bird.
00:10:28No you aren't.
00:10:30Not ice I don't think.
00:10:33Yeah I don't think I want any ice on it.
00:10:55Does the explosion influence the elemental spread at all?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01It will make it spread.
00:11:02Oh okay.
00:11:03There's a potion in the middle here.
00:11:04I'm sure you can see it.
00:11:13I guess I'm going lightning.
00:11:17Now are you gonna go double lightning if you can?
00:11:18Or are you gonna go fire?
00:11:20I don't know this does look kind of cool.
00:11:23It does 841 don't get hit by it.
00:11:25At such a low level.
00:11:26Oh thanks for that potion.
00:11:27Ah.
00:11:28What's funny is I didn't even think about it when I got hit.
00:11:29I had already signed it away.
00:11:30The other ejecta's gonna be starting soon.
00:11:31Which means the chest will appear.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35I'm at all.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:37You know what one toons likes?
00:11:38Did you pay attention to that?
00:11:39I'm at all.
00:11:40Okay.
00:11:41Uh, the mushroom one I think.
00:11:42Nope.
00:11:43I'm at all.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:45You know what one toons likes?
00:11:46Did you pay attention to that?
00:11:47Uh, the mushroom one I think.
00:11:48Nope.
00:11:49I'm at all.
00:11:50Okay.
00:11:51You know what one toons likes?
00:11:52Did you pay attention to that?
00:11:54Uh, the mushroom one I think.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:56The soccer one.
00:11:57He's gross.
00:11:58That one is so bad if you actually have a hard match.
00:12:02Mm-hmm.
00:12:03So bad.
00:12:04Ooh.
00:12:05Ooh.
00:12:06Ooh.
00:12:07Ooh.
00:12:08Ooh.
00:12:09Ooh.
00:12:10Ooh.
00:12:11Ooh.
00:12:12Ooh.
00:12:13Ooh.
00:12:14Ooh.
00:12:15Ooh.
00:12:16Ooh.
00:12:17Ooh.
00:12:18Ooh.
00:12:19Ooh.
00:12:20Ooh.
00:12:21Ooh.
00:12:22Ooh.
00:12:23Ooh.
00:12:24Ooh.
00:12:25That smell.
00:12:26I've tried fire since you got lightning.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:32Your birds don't look as different as I thought they would.
00:12:35No, I thought they'd look more orange.
00:12:38More orange.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41They still look cool, but.
00:12:42Oh yeah.
00:12:43I think mine looked better.
00:12:45Oh, meatball.
00:12:47It's a 259.
00:12:48Be careful.
00:12:55There's so much goo right here.
00:13:10Perfect.
00:13:11Perfect.
00:13:12Perfect.
00:13:19Another target.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21I'm not going to do the heal until I run out of another target.
00:13:24And I don't think I will.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:27Well, my fire, when I crit, is ticking for pretty high.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40Well, you know, fire is a really good element.
00:13:43Mm-hmm.
00:13:44How do we unlock dark, I wonder?
00:13:45Is that in it yet, or is that...
00:13:47I think we have to unlock it, because it would've showed up as a menu, I think, if we would've
00:13:51had it unlocked.
00:13:52No, I mean, like, is it in the game yet?
00:13:57Oh, shit.
00:13:58I'm pretty sure this is in the game.
00:14:02Well, yeah, every element you had to unlock, so I would guess same.
00:14:06Relic.
00:14:07No, no, no, no, I might die.
00:14:09I might die from this.
00:14:17Oh, I could run so bad.
00:14:24Darn.
00:14:25I picked one where my crit would be increased if I revive.
00:14:30I was like, he will die.
00:14:32Armor per complete objective, because the other one sucked.
00:14:35Yeah, I could've got that too, but I thought you were gonna die, so I'm like, I'll get crit.
00:14:40Yeah, it's something good, at least.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43There's a magnet behind me.
00:14:47Alright, I can see it.
00:14:49I just didn't look at the bottom of my screen.
00:14:51That's kinda nice.
00:14:52Hermits are out.
00:14:54I see.
00:14:55You know what Toons was saying?
00:14:56They have a mad case of hemorrhoids on them.
00:15:00Oh god, they do.
00:15:02I've never looked at their ass until he said that.
00:15:06Neither have I, actually.
00:15:09I'm getting a lot of cooldown.
00:15:13Dude, a bird of yours just flew into the bottom left.
00:15:29I don't know where it came from.
00:15:31It seems like a solid spell.
00:15:33Honestly.
00:15:34It really does.
00:15:36I'm not sure if I wanna do double fire if I get it on lightning.
00:15:46Maybe acid?
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:48I'm just not a fan of acid.
00:15:50I hate-
00:15:51Do you mean with fire?
00:15:52I don't think it would be bad.
00:15:53Yeah, I just hate-
00:15:55Over ice.
00:15:56I hate on acid.
00:15:57With ice on this, I think would be useless.
00:16:00It doesn't-
00:16:02I don't think it hits enough.
00:16:03Even with the explosion, but-
00:16:05No.
00:16:06You really only gotta hit the guy right behind you, I guess.
00:16:09Yeah, but even then, this doesn't target that guy.
00:16:18I'm actually enjoying the bird.
00:16:20This is way better than even the sun mage.
00:16:23Oh, yeah.
00:16:24Oh, yeah.
00:16:35Oh, you went thunder.
00:16:36Yep.
00:16:37It was that or acid.
00:16:38Oh, understandable.
00:16:40Yep.
00:16:53I haven't gotten any movement speed.
00:16:56I've only got a little bit.
00:16:57What?
00:16:588%, I think.
00:17:04Magnet on the right.
00:17:06Do you see the icon?
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09Noooo!
00:17:10That's new, isn't it?
00:17:11Ow!
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13No, this is character.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:17You can see objectives, almost everything on the map.
00:17:20Oh.
00:17:21Could I do acid or lightning with my fire?
00:17:24Mmm.
00:17:25I don't know.
00:17:26I like lightning.
00:17:28It spreads and it's cool.
00:17:29Lightning will spread the fire.
00:17:33Like I said, I almost always avoid acid.
00:17:37It's cool in some games.
00:17:39I'm gonna try the plasma.
00:17:40I'm just not a fan of it in this one.
00:17:43Cause at least then, it'll spread the fire when it hits.
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:54Just increasing my overall damage.
00:17:57Like the acid would as well.
00:18:01I took a walk through some lava for like 4 mushrooms.
00:18:03It was worth it.
00:18:04Excellent.
00:18:05It hurts.
00:18:06A lot of cooldown.
00:18:07I need, I need the movement speed.
00:18:08It's common.
00:18:09I don't care.
00:18:10I just got another one a minute ago too.
00:18:11I need it.
00:18:12I'm only up to 44% though.
00:18:17I need it.
00:18:18I need it.
00:18:19I'm only up to 44% though.
00:18:20I need it.
00:18:21I need it.
00:18:22I need the movement speed.
00:18:23It's common.
00:18:24I don't care.
00:18:25I just got another one a minute ago too.
00:18:28I need it.
00:18:29I'm only up to 44% though.
00:18:32Oh 12%.
00:18:45Let me just clip this skin chunk.
00:18:57Let me just clip this skin chunk
00:19:0320 seconds
00:19:11Additional target
00:19:22Oh no
00:19:24The new enemy is so fast and it does so much damage. Oh haven't been hit by him yet
00:19:41So I feel like I'm doing a lot of damage right now
00:19:46You probably are
00:19:48What are you at for damage?
00:19:51Only 1.3
00:19:53I'm at 1.6
00:19:55Yeah
00:19:56Oh, I wasn't paying attention. I didn't see that. Fire is just such a strong element
00:20:02But lightning's good too. It is but
00:20:06It's straight DPS of fire man
00:20:10Double fire I think would've been better
00:20:13Probably
00:20:15But I definitely feel like fire lightning is superior
00:20:23I have to do it. It's legendary
00:20:25Oh, does it pick up his health?
00:20:26Oh
00:20:28No, something actually useful
00:20:31You know this game runs so much better when my ramp stick doesn't magically fall out
00:20:36Well, what's your turn here?
00:20:37Just kind of
00:20:38I was that guy
00:20:41This game runs an army
00:20:44There's still no
00:20:47I got an army
00:20:48I just can't afford it
00:20:49But I'm going to eat
00:20:49It's just me
00:20:50I haven't even hit this game
00:20:52I can't even
00:20:53I can afford it
00:20:53It's just me
00:20:54It hurts
00:20:55I can afford it
00:20:56But I can afford it
00:20:57I feel like
00:20:57I can vouch for it
00:20:58I can afford it
00:20:59I can afford it
00:21:00Because I think it's like
00:21:01It's like
00:21:01I can afford it
00:21:02It's like
00:21:03But I can afford it
00:21:03I've also noticed
00:21:12there's no upgraded range
00:21:13to this card
00:21:15yep
00:21:17I never even paid attention
00:21:33he heard nothing
00:21:45it was my feet in the lava
00:21:48actually I think
00:21:49I was the one I learned
00:21:51and see your health chart
00:21:52objective
00:22:02okay
00:22:32Regained 10% of my max HP every time you level up?
00:22:38Instead of 100, it made it 10%.
00:22:42It's even better now.
00:22:44Hmm.
00:22:45I wonder if there's separate cards.
00:22:48That would be even cooler.
00:22:51It's really hard to say, but yeah.
00:22:53It's over where I'm at.
00:22:56I'm getting it.
00:22:58It's not showing your eyes on me.
00:23:00Up, middle.
00:23:06We're the butter jerks now.
00:23:09We're slurping it up, if you look at us.
00:23:17I love that's so much more gentle than them.
00:23:19Yeah, I just healed for 160.
00:23:22Jesus.
00:23:24I got the legendary health card, so I'm gonna play 400.
00:23:30You got 1,200, don't you?
00:23:331,500.
00:23:35Hell yeah.
00:23:38Um, we are kinda wrecking.
00:23:40Yeah, we're pretty strong right now.
00:23:43We'll see.
00:23:45See how long that lasts.
00:23:47Mm-hmm.
00:23:52There's a lot of big grabs.
00:23:56Not anymore.
00:23:57You killed...
00:23:58She clapped all of them.
00:24:00That barely moved the goop bar.
00:24:04Jeez.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Additional target.
00:24:10Yep.
00:24:13Fly, my seagulls.
00:24:14Fly.
00:24:16Epic movement speed.
00:24:17Finally.
00:24:18I'm up to 54.
00:24:20Hell yeah.
00:24:23Oh, I feel like a god.
00:24:28A pigeon on wheels.
00:24:29You're up to 54% movement speed?
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35I'm 56.
00:24:37Dude, doesn't it feel good?
00:24:38It does.
00:24:40Especially when that...
00:24:42pack of wild...
00:24:44um...
00:24:46new enemy shows up.
00:24:48The swarm?
00:24:49Oh, oh gosh.
00:24:50It had elemental effect on it from you.
00:24:54I saw lightning on it from you.
00:24:56It looked red for me.
00:24:58It was purple for me.
00:25:02So maybe we can hit it?
00:25:05I don't know.
00:25:09Man, give me more rerolls, you dicks.
00:25:14It would be nice if you could get more than three.
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:20I wonder if they added a new boss or not.
00:25:46How do you look that far?
00:25:48I highly doubt it.
00:25:49That seems like it would probably take more work.
00:25:52Mhm.
00:25:54It would be cool though.
00:26:02Even if it was just that same boss, but more customized to its level.
00:26:08Right.
00:26:09Like something with lava or fire.
00:26:19I feel like we might wreck the boss.
00:26:20I hope.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:22I think we might wreck the boss.
00:26:23I hope so, man.
00:26:24Watch us just get tombstoned in stupid death here.
00:26:26Stupid death there.
00:26:27Stupid death there.
00:26:28Dude.
00:26:29That's our lock.
00:26:31All right.
00:26:32Give me one second.
00:26:34man.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41I think we might wreck the boss.
00:26:42I hope so, man.
00:26:43Watch us just get tombstoned in stupid death here.
00:26:44Stupid death there.
00:26:45I feel like we might wreck the boss.
00:26:49I hope so, man.
00:26:50Watch us just get tombstoned
00:26:52in stupid death here.
00:26:53Dude, that's our lock.
00:26:57Alright, give me one second.
00:27:07Alright, you ready?
00:27:08Yup. It's funny, because this is such a cheap game,
00:27:11and it could be one of our most played games.
00:27:13Dude, it absolutely could be.
00:27:17One day.
00:27:19That's what I mean, like, over time?
00:27:28Magnet. I'm gonna wait for the boss.
00:27:30Alright.
00:27:32Oh, swarm.
00:27:34I killed, like, half the swarm.
00:27:40Heard me, right?
00:27:41Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:27:44They flew over an explodey dude.
00:27:50They should have made it an achievement
00:27:52to kill the new enemies.
00:27:55I think that would have been cool.
00:27:57Imagine if you could cast the bird in verse.
00:28:11The bird in what?
00:28:13Verse.
00:28:14Oh.
00:28:15That'd be insane.
00:28:17I think that'd kind of...
00:28:18That would be.
00:28:20I think that would have been cool.
00:28:22Let's see, guys.
00:28:22I still say I like that one tab.
00:28:40If I make a spell, it doesn't have to be...
00:28:41I never want to.
00:28:42Old gang members here.
00:28:43No.
00:28:44I don't know you've seen that one.
00:28:45Don't know you've seen that one...
00:28:45But not this way.
00:28:46Yeah, it's horrible.
00:28:46Not this camp guy that's not just like that.
00:28:47fucking spell size does nothing for us
00:28:58i like how cartoons thought it would affect the explosion
00:29:02i don't think he realizes it shows the picture of the spell
00:29:07and if it will affect it
00:29:09yeah he doesn't
00:29:11oh there it is i hear it
00:29:13yup
00:29:14we got a swan camp
00:29:21yoink
00:29:30did you get the mag
00:29:37or no
00:29:37yeah i did
00:29:38we got a level up in three quarters
00:29:42it gave me such a bad card
00:29:46that was lame
00:29:47i'm just here to introduce my birch to the fray
00:30:08i looked away
00:30:20and i didn't know who he was tombstoning so i ran
00:30:24my ass off
00:30:25falcons fly
00:30:32dude look how low health he is
00:30:35yep
00:30:35there's a chest
00:30:40your birds are definitely better in my opinion
00:30:43it also gave me a bunch of critical damage and critical rate cards
00:30:48yeah
00:30:48my critical damage is 270 while my rate is 49
00:30:53damn
00:30:55i crit for 1250
00:30:57that's my explosion as well
00:31:00what is your damage up to
00:31:176.6
00:31:19see i'm at 4.3
00:31:22fire is king i think for pure damage
00:31:25imagine double fire
00:31:28because my crit is almost to what yours is so
00:31:31damn dude
00:31:37yeah
00:31:37mine looks cooler though
00:31:41it looks way cooler
00:31:43mine just looks like a
00:31:45stupider version
00:31:46you
00:31:50ah i got meatballed
00:31:57it is weird how to target the boss
00:32:01yeah
00:32:02wow
00:32:04his health is non-existent
00:32:07when do i slow up
00:32:12oh
00:32:15wait
00:32:16you didn't do endless mode
00:32:19we won
00:32:20no i didn't
00:32:21i just did one match
00:32:22did you forget that
00:32:24no i
00:32:26just did a match
00:32:27sorry
00:32:29but you said wait
00:32:31like you were confused
00:32:33i am i got an achievement
00:32:35for her
00:32:36i got two
00:32:38bitch
00:32:40getting the
00:32:41that's only 4.8
00:32:457.3
00:32:47yeah
00:32:48oh wait
00:32:50total is five
00:32:51if you go to that page
00:32:54yeah
00:32:54yeah
00:32:55hmm
00:32:58yeah let me see what i
00:33:00i could have
00:33:01i could have swear i got two achievements
00:33:03two stones
00:33:06one bird
00:33:07what the fuck
00:33:09was
00:33:09i like my new outfit
00:33:12i'm looking at
00:33:14steam achievements
00:33:15and it was just the
00:33:18survive
00:33:19so many minutes
00:33:20that one popped
00:33:21when we started
00:33:22i don't know why
00:33:23oh that was the new
00:33:24um
00:33:25the new one
00:33:26the new uh
00:33:26mage
00:33:27oh
00:33:29but it popped
00:33:32the achievement
00:33:33icon
00:33:34after we did
00:33:35the match
00:33:36i don't know
00:33:39i don't know why
00:33:40it did that
00:33:41but okay
00:33:41oh because technically
00:33:43survive a total
00:33:44of 343 minutes
00:33:46not in one match
00:33:50just total
00:33:51yes
00:33:52but i'm pretty
00:33:52but i had already had
00:33:54the mage remember
00:33:54yeah that's weird
00:33:56there's
00:33:57just
00:33:57no
00:33:58there's an achievement
00:33:59stand idle
00:34:00for 900 seconds
00:34:03combined
00:34:03that must be
00:34:07for the
00:34:07plant
00:34:07mage
00:34:08maybe
00:34:09like
00:34:09maybe but
00:34:11i unlocked
00:34:12um
00:34:12this chick's
00:34:13other costume
00:34:14yeah
00:34:15gained a statue
00:34:16right
00:34:17defeat
00:34:20i also got
00:34:21another achievement
00:34:23make your own luck
00:34:25defeat soulfish
00:34:26the end guy
00:34:26without choosing
00:34:27any luck upgrades
00:34:28what
00:34:30i didn't go
00:34:31with any luck
00:34:32i did
00:34:33i was building
00:34:35luck
00:34:36i was getting
00:34:37sick ass
00:34:38cards because
00:34:39of it
00:34:39so was i
00:34:41but i didn't
00:34:41go with any
00:34:41luck
00:34:42i got like
00:34:42three or four
00:34:43legendary cooldown
00:34:44i'm fine
00:34:45honestly with
00:34:46like
00:34:47if i have to
00:34:47look at the
00:34:48achievements
00:34:48and do
00:34:49individual
00:34:50one match
00:34:51focus
00:34:51one achievement
00:34:52i'm fine
00:34:53with that
00:34:53because it's
00:34:54fun
00:34:55yeah dude
00:34:56wow
00:35:00collect three
00:35:00health potions
00:35:01within one
00:35:02minute
00:35:02jesus
00:35:04level up
00:35:06thrice
00:35:06in two
00:35:07seconds
00:35:08wait they
00:35:09do special
00:35:10contracts
00:35:11yep
00:35:12that's one of
00:35:13the new
00:35:13things they
00:35:14added
00:35:14that's
00:35:15interesting
00:35:15miscellaneous
00:35:16perform 26
00:35:18elemental infusions
00:35:19for the new
00:35:20element
00:35:20okay
00:35:21i'm at
00:35:2217
00:35:23you
00:35:25i guarantee
00:35:26you have a
00:35:26lot more
00:35:27than me
00:35:27you've
00:35:27played it
00:35:28more
00:35:28well what
00:35:36now
00:35:36should i do
00:35:38balders
00:35:38if you want
00:35:40we can
00:35:40all right
00:35:42that's what
00:35:45you want to
00:35:45do
00:35:45load her
00:35:47up
00:35:47if you
00:35:48can
00:35:49at least
00:35:53this is
00:35:53going to
00:35:53take me
00:35:54a little
00:35:54bit
00:35:54because
00:35:54it's
00:35:54now
00:35:55on a
00:35:55hard
00:35:55drive
00:35:56i'm
00:35:58going to
00:36:00unplug
00:36:00my controller
00:36:01so it
00:36:01doesn't
00:36:01default
00:36:02to that
00:36:02yeah
00:36:03i already
00:36:04did
00:36:04don't forget
00:36:09we got to
00:36:10play
00:36:10dauntless
00:36:10before it
00:36:11shuts
00:36:11down
00:36:12in may
00:36:12i was
00:36:14actually
00:36:14just about
00:36:14to ask
00:36:15you
00:36:15when
00:36:15it
00:36:15shut
00:36:16this
00:36:16down
00:36:16well if
00:36:18you click
00:36:19and you
00:36:20look at
00:36:20their
00:36:21news
00:36:2229th of
00:36:25may
00:36:25okay
00:36:27maybe they
00:36:30shouldn't
00:36:30have sold
00:36:31it to
00:36:31scummy
00:36:32people
00:36:32maybe
00:36:34no i'm
00:36:36pretty sure
00:36:36they did
00:36:36and they
00:36:37tried to
00:36:37whore it
00:36:37out
00:36:38money
00:36:38wise
00:36:39that's
00:36:42fascinating
00:36:42yeah
00:36:43walder's
00:36:54gate is
00:36:54such a
00:36:55good
00:36:55game
00:36:55though
00:36:56it's
00:36:58pretty
00:36:58cool
00:36:59also just
00:37:17letting you
00:37:17know i'm
00:37:19probably gonna
00:37:19keep auntie
00:37:20ethel's hair
00:37:21if i can
00:37:22until my
00:37:24dexterity is
00:37:25max and
00:37:25then upgrade
00:37:26it further
00:37:27to 21
00:37:28yeah
00:37:29maybe
00:37:32i'm not
00:37:33sure yet
00:37:33are you
00:37:34sure that
00:37:35works
00:37:35go past
00:37:3820
00:37:38i'll
00:37:39look it
00:37:40up once
00:37:40we get
00:37:40it
00:37:41actually
00:37:41is an
00:37:42item
00:37:42if we
00:37:43get more
00:37:43than one
00:37:44oh i
00:37:45forgot this
00:37:46has its
00:37:46own
00:37:46launcher
00:37:47oh god
00:37:50i forgot
00:37:50i named
00:37:51chris's
00:37:52campaign
00:37:52that
00:37:53oh
00:37:56norman
00:37:57osborne
00:37:58my
00:37:59gif
00:37:59yankee
00:37:59at least
00:38:05at least
00:38:07i'm not
00:38:07signed
00:38:07out
00:38:08jesus
00:38:09they actually
00:38:10let you
00:38:11stay signed
00:38:11in
00:38:12yeah
00:38:14they let me
00:38:14stay signed
00:38:15in
00:38:15isn't that
00:38:16insane
00:38:17it's actually
00:38:18really nice
00:38:19but every
00:38:22other
00:38:22launcher
00:38:23besides
00:38:24steam now
00:38:25will like
00:38:26randomly
00:38:27ea just
00:38:28logged me
00:38:29out of
00:38:29mine the
00:38:30other day
00:38:30you click
00:38:32stay signed
00:38:33in for a
00:38:34reason
00:38:34it's doing
00:38:41a weird
00:38:41broken
00:38:42loading
00:38:42so be
00:38:46patient
00:38:47well i'm
00:38:49not even
00:38:50in yet
00:38:50so
00:38:50well it's
00:38:52a black
00:38:52screen
00:38:53with then
00:38:53like another
00:38:54black box
00:38:55partially in
00:38:56it and i
00:38:57know it's
00:38:57there because
00:38:58it's got a
00:38:58white border
00:38:59and it's
00:39:05doing the
00:39:05mouse cursor
00:39:07loading like
00:39:08it's not sure
00:39:09it wants to
00:39:10load
00:39:10or if it
00:39:12oh there
00:39:13it goes
00:39:13why is
00:39:16the discord
00:39:17thing on
00:39:17do you
00:39:18have that
00:39:19yeah it
00:39:19just defaults
00:39:20to that
00:39:20last game
00:39:21too
00:39:21the last
00:39:23game had
00:39:24it for
00:39:24you
00:39:24yeah except
00:39:26it was
00:39:26extremely
00:39:26tiny because
00:39:27i have it
00:39:27in 4k
00:39:28i don't
00:39:29remember
00:39:29the last
00:39:30game having
00:39:31it for
00:39:31me
00:39:31yeah spell
00:39:33brigade had
00:39:34it
00:39:34i'm gonna
00:39:37go to discord
00:39:39and try to
00:39:39shut that
00:39:40off it'd be
00:39:40the overlay
00:39:41yep it'd be
00:39:42overlay options
00:39:43so they
00:39:43must have
00:39:44updated it
00:39:45and then
00:39:46did that
00:39:47i'm gonna do
00:39:48it after it
00:39:48generates a
00:39:49shader cache
00:39:50okay
00:39:50all right
00:39:51i'm at
00:39:5245
00:39:52hmm
00:39:57hmm
00:40:01hmm
00:40:04hmm
00:40:05so you
00:40:08know what's
00:40:08a scam
00:40:09is people
00:40:09will sell
00:40:10the nfidia
00:40:12rtx 4090
00:40:13and you get
00:40:15it and your
00:40:15card doesn't
00:40:16work or
00:40:18it's shittier
00:40:18they took the
00:40:19chip off of
00:40:21it and
00:40:22either just
00:40:22leave it
00:40:23bare or
00:40:24they put a
00:40:25crappier
00:40:25graphics card
00:40:26chip on it
00:40:27really yeah
00:40:30and someone
00:40:30actually just
00:40:31got an order
00:40:31returned that
00:40:33they sold to
00:40:33someone and
00:40:34they had done
00:40:35that it was a
00:40:37bare card
00:40:37underneath the
00:40:38cooler
00:40:39the chip and
00:40:40the ram
00:40:41gone
00:40:41but they
00:40:43desoldered it
00:40:44or heat
00:40:45gunned it
00:40:45off
00:40:45yeah
00:40:48isn't that
00:40:48messed up
00:40:49that is
00:40:51like come on
00:40:52people
00:40:53back in the
00:40:55day though
00:40:55people were
00:40:56scamming
00:40:57like walmarts
00:40:59and amazons
00:41:00with cpus
00:41:00they would
00:41:02take
00:41:03intel cpus
00:41:05and they
00:41:06would delit
00:41:06them that
00:41:07means you
00:41:07pop off that
00:41:08metal little
00:41:09protective thing
00:41:10that's what you
00:41:11see on the top
00:41:12of your cpu
00:41:13and they would
00:41:13switch it with
00:41:14a shittier cpu
00:41:16put that metal
00:41:17on it so it
00:41:18would say it's
00:41:19the better cpu
00:41:20and then they
00:41:21would then they
00:41:22would return it
00:41:23keeping the good
00:41:24cpu and
00:41:25returning the
00:41:26crappy one
00:41:27and they would
00:41:28be none the
00:41:28wiser
00:41:29yeah
00:41:34and you know
00:41:39people were
00:41:39they would be
00:41:40like all right
00:41:41just keep it to
00:41:42corporate big
00:41:43entities like
00:41:44walmart and
00:41:45amazon but then
00:41:47also someone
00:41:48could buy a
00:41:49used cpu
00:41:51or backstock
00:41:53or refurbish
00:41:53from them and
00:41:54it would be
00:41:54that you know
00:41:56what i'm saying
00:41:56so it also
00:41:59could still
00:41:59screw people
00:42:00over
00:42:00where's this
00:42:04overlay
00:42:05option
00:42:06you
00:42:10you
00:42:12you
00:42:14you
00:42:29all right
00:42:34let's see
00:42:35if that
00:42:35worked
00:42:35yes
00:42:39it's gone
00:42:39now
00:42:39excellent
00:42:41all right
00:42:44okay
00:42:47do you
00:42:52play yours
00:42:53at
00:42:531080p
00:42:53or
00:42:541440
00:42:55what do
00:42:55you play
00:42:55yours
00:42:56at
00:42:561920
00:42:59okay
00:43:00i'm gonna
00:43:01just leave
00:43:02that
00:43:02mine at
00:43:03it
00:43:03and see
00:43:04i haven't
00:43:05played this
00:43:06game with
00:43:06my new
00:43:07card
00:43:07you want
00:43:08to send
00:43:08me that
00:43:08invite
00:43:08yeah
00:43:10sure
00:43:10you
00:43:22bitch
00:43:22steam had
00:43:24steam had
00:43:25a bunch
00:43:25of stuff
00:43:26popped up
00:43:27yes windows
00:43:30i will allow
00:43:31this through
00:43:31my firewall
00:43:32remember it'll
00:43:41take me like
00:43:42half a day
00:43:43to get in
00:43:43on the hard
00:43:44drive
00:43:44compared to
00:43:47the ssd
00:43:47it is what
00:43:49it is
00:43:50at least
00:43:52it's playable
00:43:53yeah
00:43:54although i
00:43:55missed the
00:43:55speed
00:43:56why
00:43:57wait
00:44:04alright
00:44:06uh
00:44:07it's still
00:44:08loading in
00:44:09yeah
00:44:10i'm just
00:44:11letting
00:44:11no i can
00:44:12see through
00:44:12the map
00:44:13what
00:44:16is my
00:44:17game
00:44:18broken
00:44:18so i
00:44:20can move
00:44:21but i
00:44:23can
00:44:24where are
00:44:24you
00:44:25i'm at
00:44:26withers
00:44:26re-rolling
00:44:28oh oh oh
00:44:29it finally
00:44:29loaded in
00:44:30okay it
00:44:31was just
00:44:31loading
00:44:32just me
00:44:37and shadow
00:44:38heart
00:44:38should i
00:44:48join you
00:44:48what am i
00:44:49doing
00:44:49i'm re-rolling
00:44:51yeah you can
00:44:52if you want
00:44:53you want to
00:44:54re-roll
00:44:54your giant
00:44:55right
00:44:55and how
00:44:57do i get
00:44:57there again
00:44:58do i
00:44:58click the
00:44:59camp
00:44:59and resting
00:45:00menu
00:45:01go to
00:45:01the resting
00:45:02menu
00:45:02and click
00:45:03go to
00:45:03camp
00:45:04and withers
00:45:06is kind of
00:45:07like right
00:45:07in the middle
00:45:08it's been about
00:45:09a hundred years
00:45:09since i've
00:45:10played this
00:45:10game
00:45:11yeah these
00:45:14load times
00:45:15are definitely
00:45:15a little
00:45:15longer
00:45:16alright
00:45:17donate some
00:45:19bad spaghetti
00:45:20i see
00:45:21yep
00:45:23stomach
00:45:24turning
00:45:24alright let me
00:45:27enable my
00:45:28recording
00:45:28and see how
00:45:29this goes
00:45:29alright
00:45:33oh god
00:45:36the re-roll
00:45:37process
00:45:38i probably
00:45:38have to
00:45:39wait till
00:45:39you're done
00:45:39talking
00:45:40right
00:45:40no you
00:45:41can do it
00:45:41as well
00:45:42fate spins
00:45:45along as
00:45:46it should
00:45:47dost thou
00:45:50require a
00:45:51new ally
00:45:52or
00:45:54mayhaps
00:45:55a resurrection
00:45:56yeah a
00:45:56resurrection
00:45:57dude
00:45:57let's do
00:45:58it
00:45:58alright
00:46:01i have a
00:46:01quick question
00:46:02hmm
00:46:02should i be
00:46:04average
00:46:04in strength
00:46:06intelligence
00:46:06or wisdom
00:46:07i can only be
00:46:08average in one
00:46:09of those three
00:46:09otherwise i'm
00:46:10going to be
00:46:11below average
00:46:11in two
00:46:12alright
00:46:14say it
00:46:14again
00:46:14strength
00:46:16intelligence
00:46:17or wisdom
00:46:18which one
00:46:18should i be
00:46:19average at
00:46:20and what
00:46:24build are you
00:46:25trying to do
00:46:26what what's
00:46:26your character
00:46:27i'm a rogue
00:46:28but i'll still
00:46:31be the face
00:46:31of the party
00:46:32i'll still do
00:46:33most of the
00:46:33conversations
00:46:34does strength
00:46:35help them
00:46:35not really
00:46:37it's just going
00:46:37to be for
00:46:38carrying capacity
00:46:38or jumping
00:46:40and pushing
00:46:41is really what
00:46:41i'm all going
00:46:42to use strength
00:46:42for and i'm
00:46:43not going to
00:46:43be pushing
00:46:44then what
00:46:44would help
00:46:45you in
00:46:45conversations
00:46:46i already
00:46:49have that
00:46:49at 16
00:46:50i can't
00:46:50get it
00:46:51higher
00:46:51with my
00:46:52current
00:46:52stats
00:46:52is there
00:46:54anything else
00:46:55other checks
00:46:56we could do
00:46:56that you
00:46:57you know
00:46:58you could
00:46:59make better
00:47:00i think
00:47:04i'll go
00:47:04with wisdom
00:47:05i'll be
00:47:05average with
00:47:06wisdom
00:47:06all
00:47:07all right
00:47:23i'm gonna
00:47:23change
00:47:24class
00:47:24you ready
00:47:25yep
00:47:26as thou
00:47:28desire
00:47:29i click
00:47:51barbarian
00:47:51and then
00:47:52one
00:47:52i don't
00:47:54remember
00:47:54do you want
00:47:54me to
00:47:55come in
00:47:56there
00:47:56sure
00:47:56all right
00:47:58meeting the
00:48:00mic
00:48:00you
00:48:01do you want
00:48:01to
00:48:01breathe
00:48:02i don't
00:48:05need
00:48:06to
00:48:06you
00:48:06i don't
00:48:08feel
00:48:08that
00:48:16i don't
00:53:17Why is there always so much longer than the rest of the game?
00:53:35They wanted you to be excited.
00:53:40They wanted you to be excited.
00:53:42They want you to be excited.
00:53:49They want you to be excited.
00:53:56I have to keep going.
00:54:03I have to keep going.
00:54:12I have to keep going.
00:54:19I have to keep going.
00:54:28I have to keep going.
00:54:37I have to keep going.
00:54:38I have to keep going.
00:54:39I have to keep going.
00:54:44I have to keep going.
00:54:45I have to keep going.
00:54:51I have to keep going.
00:54:58I have to keep going.
00:55:00I have to keep going.
00:55:01They also gotta kill those eagles yeah so we gotta kill goblins, eagles, witch bitch.
00:55:13All right can we stop by a shop first?
00:55:19Oh oh oh. A shop? Yeah I gotta sell stuff. I'll be quick.
00:55:29Cause I'm gonna do that right now. That's not what I wanted to do.
00:55:52Oh I'm mentally challenged.
00:55:59Please don't interrupt me I'm doing stuff with my menu.
00:56:06Please don't interrupt me I'm doing stuff with my menu.
00:56:13Can you hear me? I can hear you moving.
00:56:20Why? What are you doing? Running all around you.
00:56:27Just adding my stuff to wear so I can easily sell them.
00:56:34Can you hear me? I can hear you moving.
00:56:37I can hear you moving.
00:56:39Okay.
00:56:40Why? What are you doing?
00:56:42Running all around you.
00:56:44I'm just adding my stuff to wear so I can easily sell them.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:58I don't need any attention right now.
00:57:21What?
00:57:22What?
00:57:23What?
00:57:24I saw that.
00:57:25You saw nothing.
00:57:27Best be on my way.
00:57:28Hmm.
00:57:29Hmm.
00:57:30Seems like the best way.
00:57:35Did you just hit me for damage?
00:57:36That hit you?
00:57:37Wait no.
00:57:38No it wasn't.
00:57:39It hit the box.
00:57:40I just saw damage so.
00:57:41Hit the box.
00:57:52See I was- I threw a box on each side of you.
00:58:06See, I threw a box on each side of you, and I'm trying to block you in, but I don't have enough stuff.
00:58:14If you click and hold, you don't have to throw.
00:58:16If you click and hold, you can move an item.
00:58:19Did you remember that?
00:58:22Nope.
00:58:25Click and hold the throw button?
00:58:27No, left mouse on it.
00:58:30It's really weird.
00:58:33I haven't done it, so I don't remember how real quick.
00:58:36I'm going to head out.
00:58:51Oh, yep, that is weird.
00:59:06Oh, yeah.
00:59:23Yeah, did you add a shadow?
00:59:24I can't here.
00:59:26I have to leave.
00:59:27Ah.
00:59:31Okay.
00:59:32It just said she's too far.
00:59:35Yeah.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:37What?
00:59:40You could just...
00:59:41There.
00:59:42What?
00:59:43If you press map, you could just teleport on the side.
00:59:50Press M and look at the right for waypoints, you can just click.
00:59:54Where did you go?
00:59:57I don't know where I'm at.
00:59:58I'm at the trail to Craig's by accident.
01:00:00Is that where we're supposed to go?
01:00:02No.
01:00:02I want to go to the Emerald Grove.
01:00:08Is that it?
01:00:11Different region.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:14Oh.
01:00:15Oh.
01:00:16What's...
01:00:16Should I go to...
01:00:20Go to Emerald Grove, or...
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:45These are the long load times I'm going to have.
01:00:47Oh.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:17Finally here
01:01:23Alright, alright, what are we doing?
01:01:28Um, are they still in the emerald world?
01:01:31Cause if so, I wanna sell some stuff
01:01:38Alright, um, my screen's really weird
01:01:41But I'm moving this way
01:01:43North
01:01:45No
01:01:47West, not North
01:01:49I have so many items, I'm not dicking with my items
01:01:53I want to actually play the game
01:01:55You have a lot of items, but look at your carrying capacity
01:01:58Oh my god
01:02:04You have a jolly, dumbass run
01:02:07It's supposed to be jolly
01:02:10I'm a swashbuckler, bitch
01:02:15on
01:02:17On
01:02:23So
01:02:25Hey, hey hey, Ron
01:02:27A-A-A-Ron
01:02:31It'll take a while for
01:02:36Of course
01:02:36Insufficient gold to complete the purchase
01:02:46He can't buy my wares
01:02:48Oh
01:02:49Out of sight
01:03:06Out of mind
01:03:19I am trying to be quick
01:03:49Is that the thunder right here?
01:04:19I'm not sure what it is
01:04:22I can barely
01:04:23Hear something
01:04:25May you keep balance
01:04:41What are you doing to me?
01:04:45Come
01:04:46My hand slipped
01:04:51So I don't
01:04:57I'm not proficient in these anymore
01:05:00How do I look
01:05:15Let's get a good look at you
01:05:18If you weren't such a bitch
01:05:33I would do this
01:05:34You look
01:05:37Cool
01:05:38That's not what I wanted
01:05:40That's not what I wanted
01:05:40Um
01:05:48Still got a lot of gold
01:06:05Coming to the chase
01:06:13I can hear you swinging your weapon
01:06:20I think
01:06:20Yeah I'm hitting
01:06:22So
01:06:22Training targets
01:06:25Because you take three hours
01:06:27All right
01:06:32Sorry
01:06:33I'm good enough
01:06:34All right
01:06:37Now
01:06:39Where was that
01:06:54Goblin settlement
01:06:56Over here
01:06:57Actually
01:07:01While we're here
01:07:02I want to see if she is
01:07:04Still down here
01:07:05The witch
01:07:07I'm not seeing her
01:07:16I wouldn't have predicted
01:07:19The night you shared
01:07:20With our friend
01:07:21Laser
01:07:21You didn't
01:07:22Thank you
01:07:24They were beneath me
01:07:27At times
01:07:28But also above me
01:07:29I had completed
01:07:30And standing
01:07:31At certain points
01:07:33Well we can always
01:07:35Find her
01:07:36And initiate it
01:07:39All right
01:07:41It's the goblin settlement
01:07:42The blighted village
01:07:44I think it is
01:07:45He said the blighted what?
01:07:59Blighted village
01:08:00This is the one
01:08:14I believe
01:08:14I'm going to get in position
01:08:16Oh
01:08:17Oh there's
01:08:29Two up here already
01:08:32Can
01:08:37Can I make it
01:08:38To this house?
01:08:39I can't
01:08:45If I fall
01:08:50I'll die
01:08:50No I'll just
01:08:56Come down there
01:08:57Oh there's
01:09:00Two on that
01:09:00Roof too
01:09:01All right
01:09:06I know where I'm going
01:09:08Where did you want
01:09:12To start the fight?
01:09:13This brawler
01:09:14Should I kill him?
01:09:16You want to do it
01:09:17From over there?
01:09:19Let me get
01:09:20In this building
01:09:24Where am I?
01:09:25Don't risk being
01:09:26In the open view
01:09:26God damn
01:09:28They went in the most
01:09:28Roundabout way
01:09:29All right
01:09:31Whenever you're ready
01:09:35Oh he's seen me
01:09:37All right
01:09:41Actually
01:09:41Sneak up right behind him
01:09:45Just follow him
01:09:45I'll make this easier
01:09:48On us
01:09:48Oh
01:09:51Wabam
01:09:54Now he can't move
01:09:56Because it's our turn
01:09:57What?
01:10:04What?
01:10:05You missed
01:10:05And now you have one
01:10:06That was
01:10:09The lamest
01:10:11Are you trying to see me?
01:10:14Um
01:10:14I'll let you go first
01:10:17Wait
01:10:19I can't
01:10:20Oh I can do my pommel
01:10:22Oh
01:10:23One shot him
01:10:24Do it
01:10:24Yeah right
01:10:25You dazed him
01:10:27And still hurt him
01:10:28Heee
01:10:30I'm hiding
01:10:34Very well
01:10:37Oh
01:10:37Um
01:10:3925%
01:10:43Sneak attack
01:10:44Interesting
01:10:47I get advantage
01:10:49I get advantage
01:10:49On sneak attacks
01:10:49And I deal bonus damage
01:10:51When I sneak attack
01:10:52Yeah
01:10:53Alright
01:10:56Where are the rest of them?
01:10:58Um
01:10:59This building
01:11:00We're right next to
01:11:01So technically behind you
01:11:02There's two on the roof
01:11:03Go ahead
01:11:04And then
01:11:05To the north of it
01:11:06There's
01:11:07One in the building
01:11:08And two on the roof
01:11:09On that one
01:11:10I've seen
01:11:10Where are you going?
01:11:13I'm just looking around
01:11:14Okay
01:11:15Just making sure
01:11:16There is one down there
01:11:17I think
01:11:18Yep
01:11:18You want to single him out?
01:11:21But they can't
01:11:22Because there's two
01:11:23If we do it turn-based
01:11:26One down there
01:11:27See it?
01:11:29Down the road
01:11:30Two down there
01:11:32And there's one
01:11:37At the top of the steps
01:11:38Oh
01:11:40I don't want that
01:11:41Game
01:11:41Don't
01:11:41I'm fine
01:11:43If it becomes a brawl
01:11:45Me too
01:11:46Actually
01:11:46Alright
01:11:48Um
01:11:48Do you want to kill
01:11:49These two right here?
01:11:50You could
01:11:51I could do turn-based
01:11:54You could rage first
01:11:55And then
01:11:56Wait
01:11:56There's two right there
01:11:59You could rage
01:12:00And hit both of them
01:12:01With a cleave
01:12:02Or something
01:12:02I don't have the
01:12:05It won't let me
01:12:06Giants rage
01:12:06Only in combat
01:12:09Oh
01:12:11Yeah
01:12:13Well
01:12:15Now what?
01:12:17You want me to exit
01:12:17Turn-based mode really?
01:12:19I'm looking
01:12:20I could just
01:12:21Fire breath them
01:12:22You want me to?
01:12:25Okay
01:12:26Give me a moment
01:12:27Let me
01:12:27Alright
01:12:35You ready?
01:12:36I'm going to move
01:12:37Oz over
01:12:37Here
01:12:38Let me see if I can
01:12:42Yeah
01:12:46Oh
01:12:46Nope
01:12:46Yeah
01:12:46I'm ready
01:12:47And I broke their ladder
01:12:52And you entered
01:12:54Conversation
01:12:54Alright
01:12:58Now don't do anything
01:13:00I'm not in combat yet
01:13:02So I can freely move still
01:13:03You look so dumb
01:13:09Um
01:13:11You want me to take out
01:13:15The level 2 warrior?
01:13:16Sure
01:13:17Alright
01:13:18Should I even waste my
01:13:20Giant's rage on them?
01:13:24It doesn't seem like
01:13:25This is worthwhile
01:13:26No it's not
01:13:27They're actually quite weak
01:13:29I was expecting more
01:13:30From this
01:13:30Okay
01:13:31So
01:13:32I can end my
01:13:33Should I end my turn
01:13:35To work on the
01:13:35Or just sit
01:13:37Um
01:13:39Can you still palm more
01:13:40Or no?
01:13:41No
01:13:41Oh
01:13:42Yeah you could
01:13:43Let me
01:13:44Now you can
01:13:46What?
01:14:13Wow
01:14:14What did
01:14:15she's gonna die for that
01:14:17wait
01:14:2040%
01:14:37wow they are just
01:14:39so hard aren't they
01:14:41are you gonna loot them
01:14:44they're not worth it
01:14:45they have garbage usually
01:14:47right
01:14:48usually yeah
01:14:49an apple and a sword
01:14:52I'm not even gonna pick it
01:14:53I'm just looking for a certain item
01:14:55I'm gonna kill this guy
01:14:58there's two right here
01:15:00should I attack
01:15:02if you want
01:15:04is he still alive
01:15:12barely
01:15:13oh the one is barely
01:15:14oh my god
01:15:16all right
01:15:18commence
01:15:25wait
01:15:32I can
01:15:33you can what
01:15:35no I can't
01:15:37do those have to be
01:15:40replenished at a long rest
01:15:42or anything
01:15:42what
01:15:43whatever you keep doing
01:15:44where you go all shadow
01:15:45edgelord
01:15:46it's
01:15:47per turn
01:15:48my giant
01:15:52my giant's rage
01:15:53is like my old rage
01:15:54right
01:15:55at the long rest
01:15:56yeah
01:15:57that's what I thought
01:15:58basic poison
01:16:03shadow heart's turn
01:16:06wait
01:16:07where's
01:16:07is she not
01:16:09yankee
01:16:10she's not
01:16:10she's not in combat
01:16:11oh
01:16:12no she is
01:16:13all right
01:16:14okay
01:16:17what
01:16:23is she not in shadow heart
01:16:26is it
01:16:29technically her turn
01:16:32it's not giving me
01:16:33fuck
01:16:35what
01:16:43she should
01:16:45still have her
01:16:46like
01:16:47pommel thing
01:16:49her spiritual weapon
01:16:54no
01:16:55what the hell
01:16:56is this
01:16:56no
01:17:00she can't do her topple
01:17:02if that's what you're
01:17:02talking about
01:17:03all her stuff
01:17:05is like
01:17:06used up
01:17:06oh
01:17:10that's lame
01:17:11watch him
01:17:13just
01:17:14KO
01:17:15all of us
01:17:15you can sentinel
01:17:16whack him
01:17:17reckless attack
01:17:20you get advantage
01:17:20that was all I needed
01:17:23it's already
01:17:24working better
01:17:25I know
01:17:26oh
01:17:30we're painting
01:17:31their town
01:17:32and
01:17:34what's funny
01:17:35is if we go
01:17:36more south
01:17:37yeah
01:17:38I'm pretty sure
01:17:39that's where
01:17:39anti-ethyl's hut
01:17:40is
01:17:41but there's more
01:17:41goblins to kill
01:17:42all right
01:17:43I'll be over
01:17:44in one second