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00:00:00Offline it likes they can do it. That was loud. I'm not used to that
00:00:24It's pointless for me to even join that invite remember it just brings me to the menu
00:00:30I forgot
00:00:34Did you see what shows coming back? No
00:00:38What the fuck is this thing?
00:00:42What show they're gonna do uh
00:00:48X-files
00:00:52Okay, why is the music so loud?
00:00:54Oh
00:00:59Geez
00:01:02What you unlock one of her skins by taking a health potion in your full health
00:01:08You know I'm all about that you can invite wait. Let me see if it's still there
00:01:18It is I think
00:01:20Oh
00:01:25What covenants did you want to do
00:01:30That's so weird looking
00:01:32Wait
00:01:36Aren't I beautiful
00:01:39Uh, you can do whatever covenant you want let me see
00:01:44Does she
00:01:45Oh, she doesn't come with the
00:01:47She doesn't get the cool skins
00:01:58And when I still have to yeah, I got to do more of his right
00:02:02Mm-hmm. You just got to play them
00:02:04Yeah
00:02:06Okay, but no the guy doing the x-files gets what he's doing
00:02:10Hmm
00:02:11Making a more diverse show
00:02:16Okay
00:02:16You know what that means, right?
00:02:18Mm-hmm
00:02:20Oh
00:02:22The cast
00:02:24Yeah
00:02:25The cast will be more diverse
00:02:28Did you want to do solitary focus?
00:02:32That's the single spell, right?
00:02:34Yeah
00:02:35If you want to yeah, but I'm gonna be the bird if we are
00:02:39Is that what you're doing?
00:02:40I'll be the bird with you
00:02:41No, be the grass bitch if you want
00:02:44Or you can be the bird
00:02:44Or a flock of seagulls
00:02:45I haven't been to the bird yet
00:02:48Pigeons
00:02:50I like seagulls
00:02:52All right
00:02:53Solitary, but it's just one wrong
00:02:56Oh, oh
00:02:57On hard
00:02:59Second
00:03:00Oh, oh, how do I get rid of this menu?
00:03:06Oh, okay
00:03:08My frames
00:03:11All right, so
00:03:12Because I in a
00:03:15Apparently AMD is dumb when you
00:03:18You do your
00:03:19There we go
00:03:19The recording the first time
00:03:21Because remember I wiped my drivers
00:03:24I see you spamming that you piece of shit
00:03:26Oh, actually I gotta start my stream
00:03:28Give me a sec
00:03:28I gotta
00:03:29Oh, never mind
00:03:30I was gonna say I gotta spend my gold
00:03:32But I don't have enough for anything
00:03:35Literally
00:03:36Yeah
00:03:40But yeah
00:03:43The AMD thing was rough in the beginning
00:03:45It pops up a weird menu
00:03:46And you gotta enable it
00:03:48And all that
00:03:54My music's like 5%
00:03:56Because it was so loud
00:03:57It's gonna be bad
00:04:14I don't even remember how to play anymore
00:04:16Dude, it's just the stick
00:04:18Yep
00:04:19I know
00:04:19But
00:04:20I don't know how to dodge
00:04:24We can't break these, can we?
00:04:27Oh, my bird went right for it
00:04:28We'll have to still do a bird run on easy to get the max potential
00:04:57Yeah
00:05:00Unless this one is broken like they say
00:05:03And we'll be fine
00:05:05I don't, I don't think so
00:05:06I doubt
00:05:07I didn't check
00:05:09What hardness
00:05:11Toons was playing on
00:05:12Did you?
00:05:13Uh, I think normal
00:05:16That gives you a lot of wiggle room
00:05:18It does
00:05:19Normal would be easy to start on too
00:05:22Just not
00:05:23This
00:05:23This is like
00:05:25It punishes
00:05:27I still have to fix my stupid sound alerts
00:05:38The fact that I get none
00:05:40That does suck
00:05:57I'm trying to bite my little ass
00:06:01Oh
00:06:01Unique enemy, watch out
00:06:07Did you see the swarm?
00:06:09Yep
00:06:11I don't know if you can actually kill it or not
00:06:13Why are you walking so slow?
00:06:14I don't know
00:06:16Are you a smooth criminal?
00:06:17Because you're noir
00:06:18Ow
00:06:20You've been a hippa
00:06:25A smooth pigeon
00:06:28I was gonna say that dusk storm
00:06:32It just flies
00:06:38Remember I've
00:06:39Ow
00:06:39I've seen that thing twice now
00:06:41You've never seen it
00:06:43You've never seen it
00:06:44No, I have not seen the one punch man tornado
00:06:58Oh, I got her achievement
00:07:01Me too apparently
00:07:03That's cool
00:07:04That is really cool
00:07:06Man, this is just such a good game
00:07:09It's kind of nice that the birds just target the statues
00:07:12Yep
00:07:17And it's nice you don't gotta go in the lava
00:07:19to target them
00:07:21Right
00:07:22The birds actually have decent range
00:07:25Yep
00:07:26And we'll go over walls
00:07:38Although the attacks
00:07:40The fly speed of the bird is a little
00:07:43Yeah, I know what you mean
00:07:44Ooh, I'm just messing up big time right here
00:07:47I got epic xp gain
00:07:50Nice
00:07:52I got epic luck and it hasn't done anything for me
00:07:56Manoray
00:07:58Or actually, I think I got legendary luck
00:08:02Damn it, I want to break that one
00:08:10Oh, I just saw the one punch thing
00:08:24One more
00:08:26Yeah, see, I fell
00:08:29Oh, the enemies
00:08:34It didn't seem like my birds hit them at all
00:08:39The statues?
00:08:41The unique enemy
00:08:43No
00:08:43Yeah, mine didn't either
00:08:48Got the statues
00:08:48Can you find this?
00:08:49Okay
00:08:50I couldn't find any for the life of me
00:08:51Oh, the unique enemy
00:08:53Oh, the unique enemy
00:08:55Oh
00:08:56Here again
00:08:58I'll probably go with the explosion
00:09:00Wait, it can convert to healing?
00:09:04Mine's gonna get explosion
00:09:06I don't want the extra target yet
00:09:09Yeah, the explosion's more worthwhile
00:09:11Yep
00:09:12Yeah, it is
00:09:19300 more health
00:09:22Oh, I've been rolling out of legendary damage
00:09:24Oh, that's something I was gonna say
00:09:28You notice Toons doesn't re-roll for shit?
00:09:30Dude, I noticed
00:09:32He had full health all the time and would not re-roll
00:09:37It was
00:09:37It was so odd
00:09:39And the normal re-rolls even
00:09:41When he had just the three
00:09:43Yeah
00:09:43Because it costs you nothing to
00:09:45And like
00:09:47When he should have been re-rolling is after he did the tasks
00:09:51The
00:09:51The
00:09:52Different like totem things
00:09:54But he wouldn't
00:09:55He'd get a crappy reward and would just pick it
00:09:59Maybe he just wasn't feeling well and just wanted to play
00:10:03I think he's
00:10:03You said he wrecked himself
00:10:06I think he lacks game sense in some ways
00:10:10You know what I mean?
00:10:11I don't think he was thinking about it
00:10:21So what elements are you thinking about using with this?
00:10:24Peer acid
00:10:26Be serious please
00:10:27Toxic bird
00:10:29No you aren't
00:10:31Not ice I don't think
00:10:33Yeah, I don't think I want any ice on it
00:10:35I don't think I want any ice on it
00:10:38I don't think I want any ice on it
00:10:41Does the explosion influence the elemental spread at all?
00:11:00Yes, it will make it spread.
00:11:02Oh, okay.
00:11:03There's a potion in the middle here.
00:11:04I'm sure you can see it.
00:11:11I guess I'm going lightning.
00:11:16No, are you going to go double lightning if you can, or are you going to go fire?
00:11:20I don't know.
00:11:21This does look kind of cool.
00:11:23It does 841.
00:11:24Don't get hit by it.
00:11:25That's such a low level.
00:11:29Oh, thanks for that potion.
00:11:35What's funny is I didn't even think about it when I got hit.
00:11:37I had already signed it away.
00:11:41The other objective is going to be starting soon, which means the chest will appear.
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:57I'm at it.
00:11:58Oh.
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:02You know what one Toons likes?
00:12:04Did you pay attention to that?
00:12:08Uh, the mushroom one, I think.
00:12:09Nope.
00:12:11The soccer one.
00:12:13He's gross.
00:12:15That one is so bad if you actually have a hard match.
00:12:20Mm-hmm.
00:12:22So bad.
00:12:24Ooh.
00:12:25That smell.
00:12:25I tried fire since you got lightning.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:31Your birds don't look as different as I thought they would.
00:12:35No, I thought they would look more orange.
00:12:38More orange.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40They still look cool, but I think mine looked better.
00:12:45Oh, meatball.
00:12:47It's a 259.
00:12:48Be careful.
00:12:48Be careful.
00:12:48There's so much goo right here.
00:13:10Perfect.
00:13:12Perfect.
00:13:12Another target.
00:13:20Yeah, I'm not going to do the heal until I run out of another target, and I don't think
00:13:24I will.
00:13:24Heal.
00:13:30Well, my fire, when I crit, is ticking for pretty high.
00:13:35Well, you know, fire is a really good element.
00:13:43How do we unlock dark, I wonder?
00:13:45Is that in it yet, or is that...
00:13:47I think we have to unlock it, because it would have showed up as a menu, I think, if we would
00:13:51have had it unlocked.
00:13:53No, I mean, like, is it in the game yet?
00:13:56Oh, shit.
00:13:58I'm pretty sure this is in the game.
00:14:02Well, yeah, every element you had to unlock, so I would guess the same.
00:14:06Relic.
00:14:07No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:08I might die.
00:14:08I might die from this.
00:14:17Oh, I could have run so bad.
00:14:24Darn.
00:14:25I picked one where my crit would be increased if I revive.
00:14:29I was like, he will die.
00:14:31Armor per complete objective, because the other one sucked.
00:14:35Yeah, I could have got that, too, but I thought you were going to die, so I'm like, I'll get
00:14:39crit.
00:14:40Yeah, it's something good, at least.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:45There's a magnet by me.
00:14:47All right, I can see it.
00:14:49I just didn't look at the bottom of my screen.
00:14:51That's kind of nice.
00:14:52Hermits are out.
00:14:54I see.
00:14:54You know what Toons was saying?
00:14:56They have a mad case of hemorrhoids on them.
00:14:59Oh, God, they do.
00:15:02I've never looked at their ass until he said that.
00:15:05Neither have I, actually.
00:15:08I'm getting a lot of cooldown.
00:15:17Dude, a bird of yours just flew into the bottom left.
00:15:29I don't know where it came from.
00:15:31It seems like a solid spell.
00:15:33Honestly.
00:15:34It really does.
00:15:35I'm not sure if I want to do double fire if I get it on lightning.
00:15:45Maybe acid?
00:15:46I don't know.
00:15:48I'm just not a fan of acid.
00:15:51I mean, with fire, I don't think it would be bad.
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:54I just hate on acid.
00:15:57With ice on this, I think it would be useless.
00:16:00It doesn't, I don't think, hit enough, even with the explosion, but you really only got
00:16:07to hit the guy right behind you, I guess.
00:16:09Yeah, but even then, this doesn't target that guy.
00:16:18I'm actually enjoying the bird.
00:16:20This is way better than even the sun mage.
00:16:24Oh, yeah.
00:16:30Oh, you went thunder.
00:16:36Yep.
00:16:37It was that or acid.
00:16:39Oh, understandable.
00:16:40Yep.
00:16:53I haven't gotten any movement speed.
00:16:56I've only got a little bit.
00:16:57What, 8% I think?
00:17:00Magnet on the right.
00:17:06Do you see the icon?
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09No!
00:17:09That's new, isn't it?
00:17:10Ow!
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Well, this is character.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:17You can see objectives, almost everything on the map.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:20Should I do acid or lightning with my fire?
00:17:24Hmm.
00:17:25I don't know.
00:17:26I like lightning.
00:17:27The lightning will spread the fire.
00:17:33Like I said, I almost always avoid acid.
00:17:37It's cool in some games.
00:17:39I'm going to try the plasma.
00:17:40So, I'm just not a fan of it in this one.
00:17:47Because at least then, it'll spread the fire when it hits.
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:54Just increasing my overall damage.
00:17:57Like the acid would as well.
00:17:58I took a walk through some lava for like four mushrooms.
00:18:03It was worth it.
00:18:06Excellent.
00:18:08It hurts.
00:18:09A lot of cooldown.
00:18:21I need the movement speed.
00:18:23It's common.
00:18:24I don't care.
00:18:24I just got another one a minute ago, too.
00:18:28I need it.
00:18:29I'm only up to 44%, though.
00:18:31Per me.
00:18:56Oh, 12%.
00:18:57Let me just clip this skin chunk.
00:19:00Cha.
00:19:0020 seconds.
00:19:11Additional target.
00:19:22Oh, no.
00:19:25The new enemy is so fast.
00:19:28And it does so much damage.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:31Haven't been hit by him yet.
00:19:41So, I feel like I'm doing a lot of damage right now.
00:19:46You probably are.
00:19:49What do you have for damage?
00:19:50Only 1.3.
00:19:53I'm at 1.6.
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Oh, I wasn't paying attention.
00:19:58I didn't see that.
00:19:59Fire is just such a strong element.
00:20:02But lightning's good, too.
00:20:04It is, but...
00:20:06It's straight DPS of fire, man.
00:20:10Double fire, I think, would have been better.
00:20:13Probably.
00:20:13But I definitely feel like fire and lightning is superior.
00:20:23I have to do it.
00:20:24It's legendary.
00:20:25Oh, is it pick up distance?
00:20:26Max health.
00:20:27Oh.
00:20:28No, it's something actually useful.
00:20:31You know, this game runs so much better when my ramstick doesn't magically fall out.
00:20:36Oh, it's a story over, though.
00:20:39I do it.
00:20:41There's something to happen in myesarick, and it's a soccer game that scares me.
00:20:43You know, I mean, it's a soccer game that justifies me.
00:20:47I don't know.
00:20:48Nice.
00:20:53It's not, I like, since I'm talking to you.
00:21:00I think it's been a Feuerinnen, though.
00:21:01I like stepping up space, but they might go there...
00:21:05I think it's annoying.
00:21:05I've also noticed
00:21:12there's no upgrade range
00:21:13to this card.
00:21:16Yep.
00:21:18Yep, I never even paid attention.
00:21:35You heard nothing.
00:21:45It was my feet in the lava, actually, I think.
00:21:49I was the one where I didn't see your health chunk for me.
00:21:53Objective!
00:22:03I hope you enjoyed this video.
00:22:05It was so good.
00:22:07Let's go.
00:22:09I know.
00:22:11I know.
00:22:13I know.
00:22:15It was so bad.
00:22:17I know.
00:22:19I know.
00:22:21I'm so good.
00:22:23I know.
00:22:25I can't do this.
00:22:27I can't do this.
00:22:29I can't do this, but I'm not going to get it.
00:22:31Regained 10% of my max HP every time you level up?
00:22:40Instead of 100, it made it 10%.
00:22:42It's even better now.
00:22:45I wonder if there's separate cards.
00:22:49That would be even cooler.
00:22:52It's really hard to say, but yeah.
00:22:54It's over that where I'm at.
00:22:57I'm getting it.
00:22:58It's not showing your eyes on me.
00:23:01Up, up, up.
00:23:02Middle.
00:23:07With the butter jerks now.
00:23:10We're slurping it up, if you look at us.
00:23:18I'm not that's so much more gentle than them.
00:23:20Yeah, I just healed for 160.
00:23:23Jesus.
00:23:26I got the legendary health card, so I'm going to play 400.
00:23:32You got 1,200, don't you?
00:23:341,500.
00:23:36Hell yeah.
00:23:38Um, we are kind of wrecking.
00:23:42Yeah, we're pretty strong right now.
00:23:44We'll see.
00:23:46See how long that lasts.
00:23:47Mm-hmm.
00:23:48Mm-hmm.
00:23:53There's a lot of big grabs.
00:23:56Not anymore.
00:23:57You killed...
00:23:59She clapped all of them.
00:24:00That barely moved the goop bar.
00:24:05Jeez.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10Additional target?
00:24:11Yep.
00:24:13Fly, my seagulls.
00:24:15Fly.
00:24:17Epic movement speed.
00:24:18Finally.
00:24:19I'm up to 54.
00:24:21Hell yeah.
00:24:22Oh, I feel like a god.
00:24:29The pigeon on wheels.
00:24:32You're up to 54% movement speed?
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36I'm 56.
00:24:38Dude, doesn't it feel good?
00:24:39It does.
00:24:41Especially when that...
00:24:43pack of wild...
00:24:47new enemy shows up.
00:24:49The swarm?
00:24:50Oh, oh gosh.
00:24:51It had elemental effect on it from you.
00:24:55I saw lightning on it from you.
00:24:57It looked red for me.
00:24:59It was purple for me.
00:25:01So maybe we can?
00:25:04Maybe?
00:25:06I don't know.
00:25:10Man...
00:25:11Give me more rerolls, you dicks.
00:25:14It would be nice if you could get more than three.
00:25:18Yeah.
00:25:30I wonder if they added a new boss or not.
00:25:47I didn't even look that far.
00:25:49I highly doubt it.
00:25:50That seems like it would probably take more work.
00:25:53Mhm.
00:25:55It would be cool though.
00:26:00Even if it was just that same boss, but more customized...
00:26:07to its level.
00:26:08Right.
00:26:09Like something with lava or fire.
00:26:11Right.
00:26:12Like something with lava or fire.
00:26:14Like something?
00:26:15Yup...
00:26:16Like something with lava.
00:26:17Where is it?
00:26:18Mm.
00:26:22Ooh.
00:26:24Mm.
00:26:26Mm.
00:26:28Mmh.
00:26:30Mmh.
00:26:32Mmh.
00:26:36Mmh.
00:26:38Mmh.
00:26:40Mmh.
00:26:41i feel like we might wreck the boss i hope so man watch us just get tombstoned and stupid death
00:26:53here stupid death dude that's our lock all right give me one second
00:26:58all right you ready yep it's funny because this is such a
00:27:11cheap game and it could be one of our most played games dude it absolutely could be
00:27:16one day that's what i mean like over time
00:27:21magnet i'm gonna wait for the boss all right oh swarm i killed like half the swarm
00:27:35you heard me right yeah that's pretty cool they flew over and explodey dude
00:27:46they should have made it an achievement to kill the new enemies
00:27:54maybe i think that would have been cool
00:27:57imagine if you cast the bird and burst
00:28:08the bird and what burst oh that'd be insane i think that would be
00:28:20like
00:28:21oh
00:28:27oh
00:28:29oh
00:28:32oh
00:28:35oh
00:28:37oh
00:28:39oh
00:28:41oh
00:28:43oh
00:28:45fucking spell size does nothing for us
00:28:58i like how cartoon saw that it would affect the explosion
00:29:02i don't think he realizes it shows the picture of the spell
00:29:07and if it will affect it
00:29:09yeah he doesn't
00:29:11oh there it is i hear it
00:29:14yup
00:29:20we gotta spawn camp on him
00:29:30yoink
00:29:36did you get the mag?
00:29:38yeah i did
00:29:41you gotta level up on three quarters
00:29:44it gave me such a bad card
00:29:46that was lame
00:29:47i'm just here to introduce my birch to the prey
00:30:08i looked away and i didn't know who he was tombstoning so i ran my ass off
00:30:25i saw him
00:30:30falcons
00:30:31come on
00:30:32dude
00:30:33look how low and health he is
00:30:35yep
00:30:39there's a chest
00:30:40your birds are definitely better in my opinion
00:30:43it also gave me a bunch of critical damage and critical rate cards
00:30:48yeah
00:30:49my critical damage is 270 while my rate is 49
00:30:53damn
00:30:55i crit for 1250
00:30:57that's my explosion as well
00:30:59that's my explosion as well
00:31:00what is your damage up to?
00:31:03what is your damage up to?
00:31:186.6
00:31:19see i'm at 4.3
00:31:21fire is king i think for pure damage
00:31:24imagine double fire
00:31:28cause my crit is almost to what yours is so
00:31:31damn dude
00:31:33yeah
00:31:35mine looks cooler though
00:31:39it looks way cooler
00:31:41mine just looks like a stupider version
00:31:45eww
00:31:56ah i got meatballed
00:31:59it is weird how it targets the boss
00:32:02yeah
00:32:03wow
00:32:04his health is non-existent
00:32:11when will i spell well
00:32:12oh
00:32:15oh
00:32:16wait
00:32:18you didn't
00:32:19do endless mode?
00:32:20we won?
00:32:21no i didn't
00:32:22i just did one match
00:32:23did you forget that?
00:32:25no i
00:32:26just did a match
00:32:29sorry
00:32:31but you said wait
00:32:32like you were confused
00:32:34i am i got an achievement
00:32:36for her
00:32:37i got two
00:32:40bitch
00:32:41i mean the
00:32:44i mean the
00:32:45it's only 4.8
00:32:467.3
00:32:48yeah
00:32:50oh wait
00:32:51total is 5
00:32:53if you go to that page
00:32:54yeah
00:32:58hmm
00:32:59yeah let me see what i
00:33:01i could've swear i got two achievements
00:33:05two stones one bird
00:33:08what the fuck was that
00:33:09i like my new outfit
00:33:13i'm looking at steam achievements
00:33:16and it was just the survive so many minutes that one popped when we started i don't know why
00:33:23oh that was the new um the new one the new uh mage
00:33:28oh
00:33:29oh
00:33:32but it popped the achievement icon after we did the match
00:33:37and i don't know
00:33:40i don't know why it did that but okay
00:33:42oh because technically survive a total of 343 minutes
00:33:49not in one match just total
00:33:51yes
00:33:52but i'm pretty
00:33:53but i had already had the mage remember
00:33:56yeah that's weird
00:33:58they're just gonna go on it
00:34:00there's an achievement stand idle
00:34:02for 900 seconds combined
00:34:04oh
00:34:06but that must be for the plant mage maybe
00:34:10like
00:34:11but
00:34:12i unlocked um
00:34:13this chick's other costume
00:34:15yep
00:34:16gain a statue
00:34:17right
00:34:19defeat
00:34:21i also got
00:34:22another achievement
00:34:24make your own luck
00:34:25defeat soulfish the end guy
00:34:26without choosing any luck upgrades
00:34:29what
00:34:31what
00:34:32i did
00:34:33i was building luck
00:34:36i was getting sick ass
00:34:38cards because of it
00:34:40so was i but i didn't go with any luck i got like three or four legendary cooldown
00:34:45i'm fine honestly with like if i have to look at the achievements and do an individual one match focus one achievement i'm fine with that
00:34:54because it's fun
00:34:56yeah dude
00:34:57wow
00:35:00collect three health potions within one minute
00:35:03jesus
00:35:05level up thrice in two seconds
00:35:09wait they do special contracts
00:35:12yep that's one of the new things they added
00:35:15that's interesting
00:35:17miscellaneous
00:35:18perform 26 elemental infusions for the new element
00:35:21okay
00:35:23i'm at 17
00:35:25you
00:35:26i guarantee you have a lot more than me you've played it more
00:35:36well what now
00:35:38should you want to do balder's
00:35:40if you want we can
00:35:42alright
00:35:45that's what you want to do
00:35:47load her up
00:35:49if you can
00:35:53this is going to take me a little bit
00:35:54because it's now on a hard drive
00:35:57let me in
00:35:59i'm going to unplug my controller so it doesn't default to that
00:36:03yeah i already did
00:36:05don't forget we got to play dauntless before it shuts down in may
00:36:14i was actually just about to ask you when it shut this down
00:36:17well if you click
00:36:20and you look at their
00:36:22news
00:36:2429th of may
00:36:25okay
00:36:26maybe they shouldn't have sold it to scummy people
00:36:33maybe
00:36:35no i'm pretty sure they did and they tried to whore it out money wise
00:36:38money wise
00:36:42well that's asinine
00:36:44yeah
00:36:54balder's gate is such a good game though
00:36:57it is pretty cool
00:36:59cool
00:37:17also just letting you know
00:37:19i'm probably going to keep
00:37:21auntie ethel's hair if i can
00:37:23until my dexterity is max and then upgrade it further to 21
00:37:27yeah
00:37:32maybe i'm not sure yet
00:37:34are you sure that works
00:37:36go past 20
00:37:39i'll
00:37:40i'll look it up once we get it
00:37:42actually is an item
00:37:44if we get more than one
00:37:46oh i forgot this has its own launcher
00:37:49oh god
00:37:51i forgot i named chris's campaign that
00:37:53oh
00:37:57norman osborne
00:37:59my gift yankee
00:38:05at least
00:38:07at least i'm not signed out
00:38:09jesus
00:38:11they actually let you stay signed in
00:38:13yeah
00:38:15they let me stay signed in
00:38:17isn't that insane
00:38:18it's actually really nice
00:38:21but every other launcher
00:38:24besides steam now
00:38:26will like randomly
00:38:28ea just logged me out of mine the other day
00:38:31you click stay signed in for a reason
00:38:35mm-hmm
00:38:39it's doing a weird broken loading
00:38:42broken loading
00:38:46so be patient
00:38:50well i'm not even in yet so
00:38:52well it's a black screen
00:38:54with then like another black box partially in it
00:38:57and i know it's there because it's got a white border
00:38:59and it's doing the
00:39:06mouse cursor
00:39:08loading like it's not sure it wants to load
00:39:11or if it
00:39:13oh there it goes
00:39:15why is the discord thing on
00:39:18do you have that?
00:39:20yeah it just defaults to that last game too
00:39:22the last game had it for you?
00:39:25yeah except it was extremely tiny because i have it in 4k
00:39:27i don't remember the last game having it for me
00:39:32yeah spell brigade had it
00:39:34i'm gonna go to discord and try to shut that off
00:39:40it'd be the overlay
00:39:42yep it'd be overlay options
00:39:44so they must have updated it
00:39:46and then did that
00:39:48i'm gonna do it after it generates a shader cache
00:39:50okay?
00:39:52alright
00:39:54i'm at 45
00:39:57hmm
00:40:03hmm
00:40:05hmm
00:40:07so you know what's a scam is people will sell the
00:40:12nvidia rtx 4090
00:40:15and you get it and your card doesn't work
00:40:17or it's shittier
00:40:19they took the chip off of it
00:40:21and either just leave it bare
00:40:23or they put a crappier graphics card chip on it
00:40:28really?
00:40:30yeah and someone actually just got an order returned
00:40:33that they sold to someone
00:40:35and they had done that
00:40:37it was a bare card underneath the cooler
00:40:39the chip and the ram gone
00:40:42they desoldered it or heat gunned it off
00:40:45great
00:40:47yeah
00:40:48isn't that messed up?
00:40:50that is
00:40:52like come on people
00:40:54back in the day though
00:40:56people were scamming like Walmarts and Amazons with CPUs
00:41:01they would take Intel CPUs and they would delit them
00:41:06and they would delit them
00:41:07that means you pop off that metal little protective thing
00:41:11that's what you see on the top of your CPU
00:41:14and they would switch it with a shittier CPU
00:41:17put that metal on it so it would say it's the better CPU
00:41:21and then they would return it
00:41:24keeping the good CPU and returning the crappy one
00:41:27and they would be none the wiser
00:41:33ugh
00:41:35yeah
00:41:38and you know
00:41:40people were they would be like alright
00:41:42just keep it to corporate big entities like Walmart and Amazon
00:41:47but then also someone could buy a used CPU
00:41:51or back stock or refurbished from them and it would be that
00:41:55you know what I'm saying?
00:41:57mmhmm
00:41:58so it also could still screw people over
00:42:01where is this overlay option?
00:42:06ok
00:42:08ok
00:42:10ok
00:42:13ok
00:42:15ok
00:42:17ok
00:42:18ok
00:42:19ok
00:42:20ok
00:42:25ok
00:42:34ok
00:42:36ok
00:42:37ok
00:42:38ok
00:42:39ok
00:42:40ok
00:42:41ok
00:42:42ok
00:42:43ok
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:52Do you play yours at 1080p or 1440?
00:42:55What do you play yours at?
00:42:591920.
00:43:00Okay.
00:43:01I'm going to just leave that line at it and see.
00:43:05I haven't played this game with my new card.
00:43:07You want to send me that invite?
00:43:10Yeah, sure.
00:43:16You bitch.
00:43:24Steam had a bunch of stuff popped up.
00:43:29Yes, Windows, I will allow this through my firewall.
00:43:41Remember, it'll take me like half a day to get in on the hard drive.
00:43:46Compared to the SSD.
00:43:49It is what it is.
00:43:51At least it's playable.
00:43:54Yeah.
00:43:55Although I missed the speed.
00:43:57Why?
00:44:02Ooh.
00:44:04Wait.
00:44:06Alright.
00:44:08It's still loading in?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:11I'm just letting...
00:44:12No, I can see through the map.
00:44:16What?
00:44:18Is my game broken?
00:44:20Because I can move.
00:44:24But I can...
00:44:25Where are you?
00:44:26That withers.
00:44:28Re-rolling.
00:44:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:44:30It finally loaded in.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:32It was just loading.
00:44:37Just me and Shadowheart.
00:44:39Should I join you?
00:44:40What am I doing?
00:44:41I'm re-rolling.
00:44:42Yeah, you can if you want.
00:44:43You want to re-roll the...
00:44:44Your giant, right?
00:44:45And how do I get there again?
00:44:46Do I click the camp and resting menu?
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:48Go at the resting menu and click...
00:44:49Go to camp.
00:44:50And withers is kind of like right in the middle.
00:44:52It's been about a hundred years since I've played this game.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:56Yeah, these load times are definitely a little longer.
00:44:57Alright.
00:44:58Another step forward.
00:44:59Someone ate some bad spaghetti, I see.
00:45:00Yep.
00:45:01Stumble.
00:45:02I'm just going to re-roll.
00:45:03You're all going to re-roll the giant, right?
00:45:04And how do I get there again?
00:45:05Do I click the camp and resting menu?
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:07Go at the resting menu and click...
00:45:08Go to camp.
00:45:09And withers is kind of like right in the middle.
00:45:10It's been about a hundred years since I've played this game.
00:45:13Yeah, these load times are definitely a little longer.
00:45:17Alright.
00:45:18Another step forward.
00:45:19Someone ate some bad spaghetti, I see.
00:45:22Yup.
00:45:23Yep. Stomach's hurting.
00:45:26Alright, let me enable my recording
00:45:28and see how this goes.
00:45:33Alright.
00:45:35Oh god, the
00:45:36re-roll process. I probably have to
00:45:39wait until you're done talking, right?
00:45:41No, you can do it as well.
00:45:43Fate
00:45:44spins along
00:45:46as it should.
00:45:49Dost thou
00:45:50require a new ally?
00:45:53Oh, mayhaps
00:45:54a resurrection. Yeah, a resurrection.
00:45:57Dude, let's do it.
00:46:00Alright.
00:46:01I have a quick question.
00:46:03Should I be average
00:46:04in strength, intelligence, or wisdom?
00:46:07I can only be average in one of those
00:46:09three. Otherwise, I'm going to be below
00:46:11average in two.
00:46:13Alright, say it again.
00:46:15Strength, intelligence,
00:46:17or wisdom. Which one should I be
00:46:19average at?
00:46:23And what build
00:46:25are you trying to do? What's your character?
00:46:28I'm a rogue.
00:46:30But I'll still be
00:46:31the face of the party.
00:46:32I'll still do most of the conversations.
00:46:34Does strength help them?
00:46:36Not really.
00:46:37It's just going to be for carrying capacity, or
00:46:39jumping and pushing
00:46:41is really what I'm all going to use strength for.
00:46:43And I'm not going to be pushing.
00:46:44Then what would help you
00:46:45in conversations?
00:46:46I already have that
00:46:49at 16.
00:46:50I can't get it higher
00:46:51with my current stats.
00:46:53Is there anything else,
00:46:55other checks we could do
00:46:56that
00:46:57you, you know,
00:46:58you could make better?
00:47:03I think I'll go with wisdom.
00:47:05I'll be average with wisdom.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:16All right.
00:47:23I'm going to change class.
00:47:24You ready?
00:47:26Yep.
00:47:27As thou desire.
00:47:28I click barbarian,
00:47:51and then what?
00:47:53I don't remember.
00:47:54Do you want me to come in there?
00:47:56Sure.
00:47:57All right.
00:47:58Leading the mic.
00:48:28Leading the mic.
00:48:30Leading the mic.
00:48:30Leading the mic.
00:48:31Leading the mic.
00:48:32Leading the mic.
00:48:32Leading the mic.
00:48:32Leading the mic.
00:48:33Leading the mic.
00:48:33Leading the mic.
00:48:34Leading the mic.
00:48:34Leading the mic.
00:48:35Leading the mic.
00:48:35Leading the mic.
00:48:36Leading the mic.
00:48:36Leading the mic.
00:48:37Leading the mic.
00:48:38Leading the mic.
00:48:39Leading the mic.
00:48:40Leading the mic.
00:48:41Leading the mic.
00:48:42Leading the mic.
00:48:43Leading the mic.
00:48:44Leading the mic.
00:48:45Leading the mic.
00:48:46Leading the mic.
00:48:47Leading the mic.
00:48:48Leading the mic.
00:48:49Leading the mic.
00:48:50Leading the mic.
00:48:51Leading the mic.
00:48:52Leading the mic.
00:53:23Why is that always so much louder than the rest of the game?
00:53:35They wanted you to be excited.
00:54:10I have to keep going.
00:54:40So, it will do a roll when he beats me and catches me and all that.
00:54:46All right.
00:54:53All right.
00:54:54All right.
00:54:55I just want a little.
00:55:01They also got to kill those eagles.
00:55:08So, yeah.
00:55:09All right.
00:55:16All right.
00:55:17a shop yeah I gotta sell stuff I'll be quick because I'm gonna do that right
00:55:31now that's not what I wanted to do
00:55:47oh I'm mentally challenged deadlier than ever
00:56:05please don't interrupt me I'm doing stuff with my menu
00:56:17can you hear me I can hear you moving okay why what's you doing running all around you
00:56:47I'm just adding my stuff to wear so I can easily sell them
00:56:57yeah
00:56:58I don't need any attention right now
00:57:12what what I saw that you saw nothing best be on my way
00:57:28seems like the best way
00:57:54did you just hit me for damage that hit you wait no no it wasn't it hit the box I just
00:58:04I just saw damage so hit the box see I was I threw a box on each side of you and I'm trying
00:58:10to block you in but I don't have enough stuff if you click and hold you don't have to throw
00:58:16button or no left mouse on it it's really weird I can't I haven't done it so I don't remember how real
00:58:26real quick
00:58:36all right
00:58:40all right
00:58:44I'm gonna head out
00:58:46all right
00:58:48all right
00:58:50I'm gonna head out oh
00:58:52yeah that is weird
00:58:54yeah
00:58:58yeah
00:59:00yeah
00:59:02yeah
00:59:04yeah
00:59:06yeah
00:59:08yeah
00:59:12yeah
00:59:13yeah
00:59:14oh oh yeah yeah did you add a shadow i was i can't here i have to leave ah
00:59:27it just said she's too far yeah oh what
00:59:37you could just there what if you press map you could just teleport on the side
00:59:48press m and look at the right on the for waypoints you can just click where did you go
00:59:55uh i don't know where i'm at i'm at the trail to craigs by accident is that where we're supposed
01:00:01to go no uh i'm i want to go to the emerald grove is that it different region oh oh oh oh what's
01:00:16should i go uh go to emerald grove or yeah
01:00:32these are the long low times i'm gonna have
01:00:47uh
01:01:04oh
01:01:17I
01:01:22Finally here
01:01:26All right, all right, what are we doing? Um, are they still in the emerald grove because if so I want to sell some stuff
01:01:39All right, um my screens really weird, but I'm moving this way north
01:01:44No
01:01:47West the north. I have so many items. I'm not dicking with my items. I
01:01:53Wanted to actually play the game you have a lot of items, but look at your carrying capacity. Oh my god
01:02:04You have a jolly dumbass run supposed to be jolly
01:02:10I'm a swashbuckler bitch
01:02:14Oh
01:02:30Hey, hey, hey, Ron
01:02:32It'll take a while for of course
01:02:43Insufficient gold to complete the purchase. He can't buy my wares. Oh
01:02:48Oh
01:02:50Out of sight
01:02:52Out of mind
01:03:06Out of mind
01:03:08Out of mind
01:03:23Out of mind
01:03:24Out of mind
01:03:27In fact
01:03:29How's
01:03:29fear
01:03:31I am trying to be quick.
01:04:01Is that the thunder right here?
01:04:20I'm not sure what it is.
01:04:22I can barely hear something.
01:04:28What are you doing to me?
01:04:47Oh, my hand slipped.
01:04:56Okay, so I'm not proficient in these anymore.
01:05:12What?
01:05:14How do I look?
01:05:16Let's get a good look at you.
01:05:19If you weren't such a bitch, I would do this.
01:05:36You look cool.
01:05:38Oh, that's not what I wanted.
01:05:43Oh, that's not what I wanted to do.
01:06:03Still got a lot of gold.
01:06:13I can hear you swinging your weapon, I think.
01:06:20Yeah, I'm hitting, so.
01:06:24Training targets, because you take three hours.
01:06:27Okay.
01:06:28Alright.
01:06:29Sorry.
01:06:30I'm good enough.
01:06:32Okay.
01:06:33Alright.
01:06:34Now...
01:06:35Where was that goblin settlement?
01:06:55While we're here.
01:06:56Actually, while we're here, I want to see if she is still down here.
01:07:05The witch.
01:07:06I'm not seeing her.
01:07:15I wouldn't have predicted the night you shared with our friend later.
01:07:21Yeah.
01:07:22You didn't...
01:07:24They were beneath me at times, but also above me.
01:07:29Hide completed.
01:07:30And standing at certain points.
01:07:33That's enough.
01:07:34I get the picture.
01:07:35Well, we can always find her.
01:07:36I get the picture.
01:07:37And initiate it.
01:07:38I get the picture.
01:07:39Alright.
01:07:40It's the goblin settlement.
01:07:42The blighted village, I think it is.
01:07:45Alright.
01:07:46Alright.
01:07:47This is the one, I believe.
01:08:14Three days.
01:08:15I'm gonna get in position.
01:08:16Oh.
01:08:27Oh, there's...
01:08:29Two up here already.
01:08:36And...
01:08:37Can I make it to this house?
01:08:39I can't.
01:08:40If I fall, I'll die.
01:08:41No, I'll just come down there.
01:08:42Oh, there's two on that roof, too.
01:08:44Alright.
01:08:45I know where I'm going.
01:08:46I can't.
01:08:47I can't.
01:08:48If I fall, I'll die.
01:08:49I can't.
01:08:50If I fall, I'll die.
01:08:51No, I'll just come down there.
01:08:54Oh, there's two on that roof, too.
01:08:55Alright.
01:08:56I know where I'm going.
01:08:57Where did you want to start the fight?
01:08:58This brawler.
01:08:59Should I kill him?
01:09:00You wanna do it from over there?
01:09:01What do you mean?
01:09:02Let me get...
01:09:03In this building.
01:09:04Where am I?
01:09:05God damn, it's not the most roundabout way?
01:09:06Alright.
01:09:07Let's get down here.
01:09:08Let's get down here.
01:09:09Let's get down here.
01:09:10Oh, there's two where you want to get down here.
01:09:11Oh, there's two.
01:09:12Alright.
01:09:13Let's get down here.
01:09:14Alright.
01:09:15I know where I'm going.
01:09:16There's two.
01:09:17Where did you want to start the fight?
01:09:18This brawler.
01:09:19Should I kill him?
01:09:20You want to do it from over there?
01:09:21Right.
01:09:22Let me get...
01:09:23In this building.
01:09:24Where am I?
01:09:26God damn, this is the most roundabout way.
01:09:30Alright.
01:09:31Let's...
01:09:33All right, uh, whenever you're ready. Oh, he's seen me.
01:09:40All right, actually.
01:09:43Let's sneak up right behind him. Just follow him. I'll make this easier on us.
01:09:53Wabam. Now he can't move because it's our turn.
01:09:57What? What? You missed.
01:10:09That was the lamest.
01:10:11Um, I'll let you go first. Wait, I can't. Oh, I can do my pommel.
01:10:23Oh, one shot him. Do it. Yeah, right.
01:10:25You dazed him and still hurt him.
01:10:34I'm hiding. Very well.
01:10:37Oh, um, 85% sneak attack.
01:10:46Interesting. I get advantage on sneak attacks and I deal bonus damage when I sneak attack.
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:56All right, where are the rest of them? Um, this building we're right next to, so technically behind you,
01:11:02there's two on the roof ahead and then to the north of it, there's one in the building and
01:11:08two on the roof on that one I've seen. Where are you going?
01:11:12I'm just looking around. Okay, just making sure. There is one down there, I think.
01:11:18Yup.
01:11:19You want to single him out?
01:11:21But they can't because there's two.
01:11:25If we do it turn-based, we'll drop the game.
01:11:27There's one down there. See it?
01:11:29Down the road.
01:11:31Two down there.
01:11:32And there's one at the top of the steps.
01:11:39Oh, I don't want that. Game, don't.
01:11:43I'm fine if it becomes a brawl.
01:11:45Me too, actually.
01:11:47All right. Um, do you want to kill these two right here? You could...
01:11:51I could do turn-based, you could rage first and then wait.
01:11:58There's two right there, you could rage and hit both of them with a cleave or something.
01:12:04I don't have the giant. It won't let me giants rage.
01:12:08Only in combat.
01:12:10Oh.
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14Well, now what? You want me to exit turn-based mode really?
01:12:18I'm looking.
01:12:21I could just fire breath them.
01:12:25You want me to?
01:12:25Okay, okay. Give me a moment. Let me...
01:12:34All right.
01:12:35You ready?
01:12:36I'm gonna move Oz over here.
01:12:41Let me see if I can...
01:12:45Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm ready.
01:12:47Okay.
01:12:50And I broke their ladder.
01:12:53And you entered conversation.
01:12:57All right.
01:12:59Now, don't do anything.
01:13:01I'm not in combat yet, so I can freely move still.
01:13:03You look so dumb.
01:13:08You look so dumb.
01:13:09You want me to take out the level two warrior?
01:13:16Sure.
01:13:17All right.
01:13:19Should I even waste my giant's rage on them?
01:13:21It doesn't seem like this is worthwhile.
01:13:27No, it's not.
01:13:27They're actually quite weak.
01:13:29I was expecting more from this.
01:13:31Okay, so I can end my...
01:13:34Should I add my turn to work on the...
01:13:35Or just sit?
01:13:39Um, can you still paw more or no?
01:13:40No.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:43Yeah, you could...
01:13:44Let me...
01:13:45Now you can.
01:13:46Okay.
01:13:48Okay.
01:14:12What?
01:14:13Wow.
01:14:14What did she do to you?
01:14:16You're gonna die for that.
01:14:20Wait.
01:14:38Wow, they are just so hard, aren't they?
01:14:43You gonna loot them?
01:14:44They're not worth it.
01:14:45They have garbage, usually.
01:14:47Right?
01:14:49Usually, yeah.
01:14:51An apple and a sword.
01:14:52I'm not even gonna pick this up.
01:14:54I'm just looking for a certain item.
01:14:57I'm gonna kill this guy.
01:14:59There's two right here.
01:15:01Should I attack?
01:15:04If you want.
01:15:04Is he still alive?
01:15:12Barely.
01:15:12Barely.
01:15:13Barely.
01:15:13The one is barely.
01:15:15Oh my god.
01:15:17All right.
01:15:17Hold on.
01:15:24Commence.
01:15:24Wait.
01:15:32I can...
01:15:33You can what?
01:15:35Oh, I just...
01:15:35No, I can't.
01:15:39Do those have to be replenished at a long rest or anything?
01:15:43What?
01:15:43Whatever you keep doing where you go all shadow.
01:15:46Edge lord.
01:15:46It's per turn.
01:15:48Is it?
01:15:49Ah.
01:15:51It's my giant.
01:15:52My giant's rage is like my old rage, right?
01:15:55At the long rest.
01:15:57Yeah.
01:15:57That's what I thought.
01:15:58Basic poison.
01:16:05Shadowheart's turn.
01:16:06Wait, where's...
01:16:09Is she not?
01:16:09Yankee.
01:16:10She's not in combat.
01:16:12Oh.
01:16:12Oh, now she is.
01:16:14All right.
01:16:16Okay.
01:16:22What?
01:16:25He's too mighty.
01:16:26That's Shadowheart.
01:16:29Is it?
01:16:31Technically her turn.
01:16:32It's not giving me...
01:16:35Oh.
01:16:43What?
01:16:45She should still have her, like, pommel thing?
01:16:53Her spiritual weapon?
01:16:55No.
01:16:55What the hell is this?
01:16:58No, she can't do her topple, if that's what you're talking about.
01:17:03Uh, yeah.
01:17:04All her stuff is, like, used up.
01:17:10Oh, that's lame.
01:17:13Watch him just KO all of us.
01:17:15You can Sentinel.
01:17:17Whack him.
01:17:19Reckless attack, you get advantage.
01:17:22That was all I needed.
01:17:23Dude, it's already working better.
01:17:25Dude, I liked it.
01:17:26I know.
01:17:30Ugh.
01:17:30We're painting their town.
01:17:34And what's funny is if we go more south...
01:17:37Yeah.
01:17:38I'm pretty sure that's where anti-Ethel's hut is, but there's more goblins to kill.
01:17:42All right.
01:17:43I'll be over one second.