Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was fired from his company after peeing inside a hotel lobby when he couldn't make it to the bathroom. Then, hear from listeners about their HR situations.
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00:00it sucks to be old an elderly computer executive who suffers from serious bladder issues
00:17insists his ex-company wrongly fired him when he had to pee in the lobby of a times square hotel
00:29after a business meeting and a co-worker spotted him stop it but i gotta go do you think you just
00:38like peed in a plant or something you found a plant richard becker is a former salesman at lenovo
00:45he claims in his one and a half million dollar lawsuit that he just couldn't make it back to
00:51his room at the western new york in times square right and instead had no choice but to discreetly
00:58urinate on the ground in the hotel's vestibule you have to wear a diaper you can't just pee in a
01:05lobby i don't think you're gonna win that lawsuit my man i don't think so lease away for the company
01:11yeah not gonna win the lawsuit my man case closed lenovo representative lease away just pee in the
01:20lobby put a diaper on because you have to plan better diaper up old dude we're a cheaper laptop
01:26company lenovo many old men have bladder problems right it's part of the deal you've got to figure
01:32that out yeah the 66 year old said he had visited not even that old but he has a problem he's got an
01:40issue he had to go to the bathroom five times during the business meal but became overwhelmed
01:47with his bladder condition on the walk back to the hotel from the restaurant and had to do his
01:53business in public on the westin i mean i don't see a doctor i was gonna say have you peed five times
02:01then you get that prostate looked at during a medication something's going on something's going
02:05real wrong do you want to see him yeah if you search his name at the company he's disabled his
02:11linkedin though so if you go to the images you can see what he looks like he looks like he's peeing in
02:16the picture oh i don't want to see a man that looks like he's peeing or he's holding it in
02:21oh yeah he's holding it in he has to be yeah he's trying not to be in a lobby and obviously the people
02:31that work with them are like they're just so tired like how many times do we have to stop our meeting
02:35so that you go pee i'll be right back hold on i'll be right back are you leaving chuck hold on i'll be
02:41right back you're gonna you're gonna come back and then i'm like oh that's cool yeah very interesting
02:45yeah hold on i'm gonna be oh i'm gonna be right back like five times right we got business to
02:51conduct we're trying my quick question for people listening why did someone have to go to hr about
02:56you oh i've had to go several times about day why did someone have to go to hr about you has it
03:02happened were you peeing in public did you whip it out did your titty fall out lady whatever happened
03:071-855-954-6969 if you want to reach out for a minute here why did a co-worker report you to hr
03:14a guy in an office got fired by hr because he was drinking balls the energy drink b-a-w-l-s
03:23asked a girl if she wanted to taste his balls as a joke i mean that's uh yeah that's i mean it's
03:32hilarious and so dumb so dumb so amazing great school stuff uh amazing stuff uh real life changer
03:40though yeah real life changer though adults shouldn't be doing that yeah i get it i get it
03:47i appreciate it we see the humor in it right yeah but you probably don't anymore when you are out of
03:53work nope i got called by hr because i told a co-worker to put her shoes back on
03:59i just wonder why why did the person have their shoes off i told her no one wants to smell her
04:07feet oh so she should put her stupid shoes on we can smell you okay then that's a bit more i guess
04:14that person should have went to hr and said could you please tell our co-worker right to wear shoes
04:19exactly appropriate and it smells thank you i can smell your feet bitch
04:24let us put them stupid shoes on you whore if you worked with someone who took their shoes off and
04:31it smelled you would totally go off on them just took his shoes off oh god you bastard put your
04:39stupid shoes on chuck no look at my little mini socks those are for you oh my god there's tiny
04:51little feet with those tiny little socks yeah he's just a miniature little foot man little mini foot
04:56like a little booty my little shoes my little sockies i put my little sockies on cover up my
05:07little tootsies chuck's tiny little feet on the table yeah my tiny little leg i can barely get my
05:14tiny little leg up there hr could you come tell chuck to put his shoes on no hr can we focus in on my
05:22co-workers calling me tiny little foot dad can we focus in on that can we focus in on the ridicule
05:28i will be called up into hr we don't even have hr oh yeah we don't forgot we don't have anybody
05:33they don't care the last cuts we lost what are we supposed to do um no one for me to call uh talking
05:43about why someone had to call hr on you or if you had to call some hr on someone at your work uh work in
05:50hr i once had an employee report someone else for masturbating in the restroom oh my god how do
05:57you deal with that that's a rough man chuck can you come into the office for a minute i think you
06:01do it you do it like you're like uh a police interrogation like you bring me in and then
06:07your first question is so um any idea why you might be here you just ask me oh you just ask right
06:15no i don't know chuck any idea why you're here today i do know why i was masturbating you wouldn't
06:20say you wouldn't say you would deny deny deny no you deny deny deny well okay but i will say though
06:26like what if i was caught you know purple-handed oh my lord almighty that's graphic you know it went
06:33down i don't know how it went down but i'm just saying like if i knew i was caught like you have to
06:38know you're you're done right now yeah i guess if they saw you you're done you should just leave
06:44and never come back at that point if you're caught like that yeah like just like mental help yes call
06:49like my two weeks i'm putting them in now i mean and technically i could have called hr on chuck when
06:56i walked in and i'm pantsless right absolutely he was sitting like the door but he just forgot to
07:00lock i know but still that's on him not me i know true and i should have just i should have just
07:05stayed down it should have to cover my therapy bill at least if it was opposite sex it would
07:10have been a big problem oh my god a big issue it would it would have been bad for you yeah worse
07:15for you oh my god and worse it's just bad for everyone like my dong was out for sure oh my lord
07:23almighty not that it's out that it didn't happen that way it's only looking out no honestly it was
07:29like the perfect is like it was not perfect it was not perfect you had to be the one i had nightmares
07:35of it coming at me yeah no yeah dear god almighty grab it grab it if i would have done that then you
07:46could have went to hr yeah well you laughed then you start laughing it's the funniest as i'm going
07:52through my trauma i hear him laughing i think i i just enjoy people's trauma i think even no matter
08:01who did it as long as i knew them a little bit i think i could at least person yeah joke and laugh
08:09and we're trying to keep the show together yeah we are barely hanging on yeah keep it together so i
08:14had to see him make it you have to block it out there you go block it out dave gotta keep going
08:18here not a bad idea every once in a while keep it loose
08:22no we gotta tighten it up tighten it up
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