Damn All These Birds
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00:00Hey, it's Court Freeman from 101WRIF and other stuff, and I'm here at RiffFest 2023 where I'm
00:13going to play a game called Damn All These Birds. Let go. Do you know who the Lions play this week?
00:21No. No idea. No idea. Throw a team name at me. Give me a guess.
00:25Falcons? That's correct. Is it really? Yes. Seriously? Yeah. How many bird teams can you name in the NFL? Eagles, Ravens, Falcons. Oh, am I missing one? Come on, Victor. Oh my God. I already said Eagles. They beat us last week. No, Seahawks did. Oh, Seahawks.
00:55Seahawks. And a little assist, but we'll give you half a point on that one. Name a bird that is not used as a team name in any sport.
01:04Albatross. Albatross? And that came to you fast.
01:07That's impressive. So of all these bird logos, which one do you find to be the cutest?
01:13Any sport. Any sport.
01:16Penguin or Pelicans.
01:16Are penguins technically birds, or are they like mammals, or is it something weird like that?
01:23We'll give it to you. I don't have the data.
01:25I would say they're a mammal bird.
01:28Yeah.
01:29A bird? Yeah, a bird.
01:31Of all the bird logos out there, which one is cutest?
01:37Like, personally?
01:38Yeah, personally.
01:39Oh, that's a good call.
01:41That's a good one.
01:42Which logo of a bird do you find to be the cutest?
01:48The Orioles.
01:50It is. It absolutely is.
01:52What about sexiest? Is it the difference?
01:55Ravens.
01:55Okay.
01:56Why do you think so many teams use birds as their name?
02:00All the better animals are taken.
02:02They have bird birds.
02:05How many bird teams can you name?
02:07Yes.
02:09We don't think so.
02:09Scream it.
02:13I've had his for a long time, I should.
02:15You really should.
02:16Do you think birds are real?
02:19Yes.
02:20Yes.
02:22Sure.
02:23If you had to name a team after a bird, which bird are you choosing?
02:30Dodo birds.
02:31The dodos!
02:32Yep.
02:32They're extinct, but now they're back.
02:33If you had to name a team after a bird, what bird are you choosing?
02:42Finch.
02:43Finch.
02:44That's a cute name.
02:45That would probably overtake the Orioles as the cutest.
02:47What?
02:48What do you think about Larry Bird?
02:50The greatest white basketball player of all time.
02:54Why do you think so many teams use birds as their logo?
03:00Why?
03:01Because they can fly.
03:02That makes sense.
03:03What do you think about Larry Bird?
03:05He's a good shooter.
03:06He's a good shooter.
03:07Very good shooter.
03:09Good shooter.
03:10What do you think about Larry Bird?
03:13The basketball player?
03:14For a white guy, he can play basketball pretty damn well.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Do you think birds are real?
03:19Yes, but conspiracy theories are fun to read.
03:22They are.