The ML Show: Do You Have a License You Don't Use
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00:00We started this with me having two licenses that I don't use, but now I just realized I have four.
00:05So, Producer Nicole, four licenses that you do not use, can you name all of them?
00:12Yes. So, it all started when I was born.
00:16My father gifted me with a lifetime hunting and fishing license when I was born.
00:24So, I have that. I can assure you that I have never used it.
00:28Never?
00:29No, I've never been hunting.
00:31Didn't you go with him once?
00:33I used to go with him as a kid, and I would play solitaire, and I'm pretty sure I would yell at the deer to run.
00:41Go, Bambi, go!
00:43Yeah. I don't think I was a good hunting person.
00:45No, I don't think so. All right, so you got the hunting license.
00:47Okay, and then it started, it continued on.
00:50When I was a teenager, I took the boating course, and I got my boating license.
00:55We didn't know about the boating license.
00:58Yep, no.
00:58These are two that I didn't know about.
00:59Okay, now the next two I do know about.
01:01Yep.
01:02Then when I was in college, me and my buddies got a motorcycle license.
01:07Took the Harley Davidson class and everything.
01:10So I said to Nicole, this is how this whole conversation started the other day.
01:13I go, hey, does Jess, your girlfriend, know that you had a motorcycle?
01:15She goes, I never had a motorcycle.
01:17I just had the license.
01:18I had the license, and I was like, what?
01:20Yep, we passed our test, got the license, and then we looked on Craigslist.
01:25Mind you, we're college kids, and we didn't realize how expensive bikes were, so we quickly
01:32nixed that.
01:33Okay, and then what's your last, fourth license that you don't use?
01:36And then my last and fourth would be my conceal and carry that we took, Lauren, Roy, and myself.
01:44We took the class, put the time in.
01:47Yep.
01:48And that's all we did.
01:49Took the test.
01:49That's all I did.
01:50That's the other one.
01:51You don't have a weapon.
01:53I have a weapon.
01:53Oh, you do?
01:54Yes.
01:55Your own personal one?
01:56Yes.
01:56Or is it Dallas's that you borrow?
01:58Oh, really?
01:58Hey, Nicole, here's someone like you.
02:00I got my boating license when I was 18.
02:01I'm 23 now and still have never used it.
02:03Someone says I have a license to chill, but I never use it.
02:05I'm a teacher, so I don't have time for that.
02:07So, Nicole, do you have to renew the boating license?
02:11No.
02:12No, I do not.
02:13But someone just texted and said they've got a forklift operator license, which I just realized,
02:19me too.
02:19No way.
02:20No, you do not.
02:20Got that when I worked at PetSmart.