Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was being recorded while swimming in the ocean near a shark and how humans are the only animals that put themselves in harms way for thrills.
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00:00There was a couple enjoying the view from their Florida vacation condo, and they captured video of an oblivious swimmer being circled by a shark.
00:14Oh my. The ocean.
00:16Stan Battles said he was on the 28th floor balcony of a vacation condo in Panama City Beach when he noticed a shark.
00:24So there's the guy swimming.
00:25I can't even.
00:26You can't see the guy.
00:28I can see the guy swimming.
00:30I can't see the shark.
00:31The shark hasn't come into the.
00:32Okay.
00:33Where is it?
00:34It's remember, they're 28 floors up filming.
00:37Is that it right there?
00:38Okay.
00:38There's the shark that's coming in.
00:42And then the shark decides to get a little closer to the swimmer.
00:49I guess someone eventually notices the shark.
00:53I think the video is first.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Oh, there we go.
00:55Bolt it and just stop right there and look at each other.
00:58So you can hear, I think, people down on the beach now are trying to scream to the swimmer.
01:03They're hollering short.
01:06They're trying to let him know there's a shark.
01:08I'm laying on my back just swimming.
01:10Yeah, this guy's just floating on his back.
01:11Oh, no one else out there.
01:12His ears are underwater.
01:13And the shark is coming.
01:15Oh, here it comes.
01:15Right for him.
01:16Get him.
01:18Dude.
01:20No, thank you.
01:22No.
01:22Why would you ever swim that deep in the ocean?
01:24Why would you ever go out deep in the ocean?
01:27I'll never go in the ocean again, I don't think.
01:28You're done, huh?
01:30Yeah.
01:31All right.
01:31You're not done?
01:32Well, I've been done.
01:34I know you've been done.
01:35I have done.
01:35Did you hear about the guy who just got in Maui that just died?
01:38No, I didn't.
01:40Dave, did you hear about it?
01:41Yeah, you heard about it.
01:42What bit him into?
01:43I thought about you.
01:43Yeah, what snapped him up?
01:47Big shark?
01:47Big shark.
01:48Oh, got him.
01:49Took a big old bite.
01:50Ate his limb and then he died.
01:51Yeah, yeah.
01:52A guy on vacation.
01:53Was he the leg guy?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Oh.
01:57Sucks.
01:58No, I know that attacks aren't up or anything, but sharks are coming into areas more
02:03and more.
02:05Like something, the temperature's changing.
02:07The temperature's changing.
02:08It's messing.
02:09And just the currents are changing.
02:12Yeah.
02:13The odds are one in 12 million.
02:15You'll be attacked by a shark.
02:17Yeah.
02:17Fatal attacks more so.
02:18Yeah, that guy read that stat before he went into Maui and got in the water.
02:22Yeah, nothing to worry about.
02:23Oh, my leg!
02:25My leg is completely gone!
02:27I want to swim!
02:28I was one in 12 million, apparently!
02:31I win!
02:32My leg is gone below the knee!
02:38Shark looked at me as it swolled my foot.
02:40And I always think like, okay, so you keep being that's one in 12 million, and it's like,
02:44who's telling you that?
02:45Yeah.
02:45The Board of Tourism of Hawaii.
02:48Please.
02:49Director of the Marine Conservation Science Institute.
02:51I don't believe him either.
02:52Yeah.
02:54See, I don't do a ton of swimming in the ocean.
02:56Yeah.
02:56I do a ton of swimming in pools.
02:58I love pools.
02:58Yeah, I like pools.
02:59But I like walking through the water and stuff.
03:01And maybe I'll go on a little, you know, do a little boogie boarding with my kids next
03:05to shore, right?
03:06Yep.
03:07Yeah.
03:09No, I get it.
03:10It's their body of water.
03:12We shouldn't be climbing large mountains either.
03:14You'll never catch me doing that.
03:16I don't know what I saw, if it was like a commercial or whatever it is, and it talks
03:20about that, that humans are the only animals that intentionally do things that can kill
03:28them for the joy of it, for the excitement of it.
03:34Like, no deer runs through like a thing full of wolves.
03:40Right.
03:40You know, just like, this is going to be it.
03:41They might get me, but I'm pretty sick.
03:43This is exhilarating.
03:44Yeah.
03:45I made it.
03:46We do it all the time.
03:48We do it all the time.
03:49So true.
03:50We're like, perfect, make it go to an airplane.
03:51Ah!
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03:58So, being alive just isn't enough.
04:01You know what?
04:02I'm going to swim across this croc infested thing to go look at that lion!
04:08Ah!
04:08Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:09It's so true.
04:10You know?
04:11We're the only through.
04:11We're the only dumb thing dumb enough to...
04:15Dumb.
04:16We're supposed to be smart.
04:16...to put ourselves in situations to die.
04:20Like, literally every other creature is like, what was that?!
04:23You know a man...
04:23listen a man climbed mount everest with no shoes on but why
04:32why chuck he was some kind of monk
04:38people he almost lost his feet of course people are just dying up there we are so stupid yeah
04:46we're very dumb that's true though deer don't thrill seek no no they hear something like two
04:52miles away they're like don't anybody move
04:57let's just all run let's just all run run as fast as we can yeah we don't leave the slowest one
05:03behind meanwhile i'm flying above hawaii in a doorless helicopter and the guy two minutes
05:09later died yeah and they all died zip lining and all the other things yeah we're the only ones
05:17who do it yep we we're like okay little costa rican man swing me through the jungles
05:27like are we having a chest these in years you sure this is all right hey positive is this just made
05:33of a vine
05:36no it is when you think about it it is ridiculous we're we're so stupid yeah i don't even like
05:41controlled scares no yeah you don't like a haunted house i don't like haunted house you know so
05:48i get it and honestly the first thing that's even made me want to do anything
05:53lately is that star wars land oh yeah yeah it's the first time i've wanted to pack a bag
06:00go on a little trip for old green beans yeah to a big space time to travel
06:09i'm gonna see the universe is what i'm gonna see
06:13back it up i'm going to the disney version of space
06:20but you'll generally be pretty safe you'll never catch me at machu pichu but you will find me at
06:24disney world star wars land trying to fly a millennium falcon that's safe i'm gonna climb
06:29into a volcano tonight at the rainforest cafe no no real volcano like a real awesome spewing out
06:39poisonous gas and also hot magma the aliens are like watch this one he's gonna he's going he's
06:45getting in that thing it's a volcano oh my god how often should we set it off look at this guy
06:51boiled himself in old faithful he jumped right in he was swimming in it just boats oh my god so
06:59weird listen we can't kill these guys they're too funny they're hilarious yeah no we're so dumb we do
07:04it yeah it's true