Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 72-year-old GILF who is making a killing on OnlyFans and try to understand how after seeing some pictures of her "Granny Milkers".
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00:00A 72-year-old woman in the top 1% of OnlyFans worldwide has ignored the haters to make a fortune.
00:13Okay.
00:14Thanks in particular to one quite raunchy video.
00:19Uh-oh.
00:21Michelle Hardenbrook.
00:22Whoa.
00:23There you go.
00:24Senior.
00:25There you go, Chuck.
00:26Ah, getting ready to send something to me.
00:27Check out this old scantily-clad lady.
00:31Let's find something here for me.
00:31You've sent me enough.
00:32Just settle down.
00:34It's a lingerie that looks like it's actually from the 1920s.
00:38It does.
00:39I've never seen anything like it.
00:40Okay.
00:42Is it even covering the bottoms?
00:44No.
00:45It doesn't look like it.
00:46No, it's just a garter belt.
00:47Oof.
00:48I think the bottoms are on display there.
00:50They are.
00:51Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:52Yeah.
00:52I hate to see it, but she got into sex work.
00:58After she was fired from her secretary job in her 50s.
01:01Yeah, that's what can happen.
01:03She said, I knew someone who suggested I do full-body sensual massage with happy endings.
01:08Wow.
01:09Wow.
01:09That's a friend.
01:11In four days.
01:12Oh, you lost your job?
01:13Why don't you jerk people off?
01:16You know?
01:17In four days, I had 25 appointments.
01:21Wow.
01:21I don't ever want her to touch it.
01:24She soon realized that her clients wanted more than just a happy ending, and there was
01:28more demand for full sex.
01:30Yeah.
01:31I'm sure.
01:32At that point, she hadn't had sex in 12 years, and she thought, well, let's give it a go and
01:36see what happens.
01:37Wow.
01:38Well, she did her first full-service client, and everything went fine.
01:43When we were finished, she said, well, I'm not going 12 years without sex ever again.
01:47She said, I realized that I had missed it quite a bit.
01:50So, she moved from San Diego to New Orleans, and soon had 100 regular guys as clients.
01:57She got to know a lot of them personally, heard about their families, but then COVID turned
02:01the world upside down, and she decided to take it online.
02:05She signed up to OnlyFans.
02:08Her success wasn't instant.
02:10She put up a bunch of pictures, made a couple of videos, but nothing really was happening.
02:13Then, she had an idea of uploading a raunchy video to Twitter, inviting men to come have
02:19sex with her for free.
02:22When she went to bed, she had 200 followers.
02:24When she woke up the next morning, she had 2,000 followers.
02:28Man, oh, man.
02:29A lot of the comments were negative, but it still shot up her OnlyFans page to over 3,000
02:38subscribers in just a couple of weeks, each paying $12.99 a month.
02:43Wow.
02:44She earned $31,000 her first full month on there.
02:48Listen.
02:49That doesn't make sense.
02:50I don't know why everyone doesn't have one then.
02:53If she can earn that much?
02:54Because if this Miss Peaches can make that much.
02:57Oh, God.
02:57It's got to be so rare.
02:59What has happened here?
03:01I don't know.
03:02She defeated the algorithm somehow.
03:05Yeah, she found 2,000 dudes.
03:07Come on.
03:07There you go, Chuck.
03:08She wants you.
03:09I bet she does.
03:11I bet she does.
03:13That looks like the people who like me.
03:19That's crazy.
03:21I sent you a link to her website.
03:24Did you?
03:24Yeah.
03:25There's still images of some of her porns on there.
03:27Oh, wow.
03:28And she loves to advertise her chubby gill friends on her Twitter.
03:32Oh, that's nice of her.
03:33That's nice of her.
03:34Yeah.
03:35She's got friends.
03:36She's got a lot of friends.
03:37Oh, my.
03:39Oh, no.
03:40No.
03:40No.
03:41No.
03:42Oral 12.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Oral 12.
03:44No.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Oral 15.
03:47Oh.
03:48She boldly just calls it effing.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Look at that guy.
03:53Oh, effing 11.
03:55No.
03:55Whoa.
03:56Effing 14.
03:57Oh, wow.
03:59Holy crap.
04:00He is.
04:01Oh, look at that man.
04:03Yes.
04:03Well, what do you expect?
04:05Oh, right in the boobs.
04:08Yeah.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09Yeah.
04:09She goes after it.
04:11She gets after it.
04:12What's wrong with these men, you guys?
04:13It's.
04:13What's wrong?
04:14Look at that view.
04:16Look at that view of her touching herself.
04:19Yeah.
04:19There's so many rolls and wrinkles.
04:21Yeah.
04:22No, it looks like you're looking at like a desert dunes.
04:25You can't even tell.
04:26That's what it is.
04:27I couldn't tell what it was.
04:28I thought it was the Sahara.
04:29Yeah.
04:30It's like more of a landscape.
04:31Oh, God.
04:32It's like the.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:33Just dancing.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Is that her?
04:37Oh, she's pretending to be pregnant.
04:39False belly.
04:40False belly.
04:40God, what are people into?
04:42False bellies.
04:44Oh, man.
04:44Oh, to fake pregnant ladies?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Jeez, man.
04:47She's not afraid to go down.
04:49Well, that's what they're paying for.
04:51I know.
04:52Oh, boy.
04:52How much does she get paid now?
04:53Don't ever caress it like that.
04:56Not much.
04:57She can't be making much.
05:00It's got to be very affordable for these guys.
05:02It has to be.
05:03You know, that's the only way you sign up for this.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07She's on machines.
05:08She has an F machine.
05:11What part of her is.
05:12That's.
05:13I believe that's her butt.
05:14Oh, I believe that's her butt.
05:16Yeah, that's the top of her butt.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Top.
05:19Oh, boy.
05:20There's a plastic man.
05:21You guys were messed up.
05:23The pleasure packs are.
05:24The pleasure.
05:25Oh, my goodness.
05:25I never want to see it.
05:26Holy crap.
05:27I didn't want to see it.
05:28What?
05:29It looks like the Sarlacc pit.
05:31I didn't want to see it.
05:32It looks like the mouth of the mighty Sarlacc.
05:35It really does.
05:36I feel like an arm's going to shoot out of her.
05:38That's what ate Boba Fett.
05:40Yep.
05:41Let Lando go.
05:42Yeah.
05:44Higher.
05:45A little higher.
05:45Have you ever seen one like that?
05:48No.
05:48No.
05:48God, no.
05:50No.
05:51No.
05:51My God.
05:53I will.
05:54I only want to see the finest of those.
06:00That looks like you drove a truck into something.
06:02I mean, honestly, it looks like it was stung by a thousand bees.
06:06Oh, no.
06:07And it's so swollen.
06:10Oh, man.
06:11She has a weird simulated fake man.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14She's taking a bath.
06:15This is so crazy.
06:16Let's hope your grandma doesn't do this.
06:18Bath time.
06:18Oh, close up pee play.
06:25No.
06:26Okay, we're done.
06:27Everyone's more disturbed by this than the poop videos.
06:30Of course.
06:31It is.
06:31It's way worse.
06:32I'd rather watch that man poop again than see this lady touch that.
06:35A man pooping is funny.
06:37There's nothing funny about this.
06:38This is gross.
06:39Not funny.
06:40This is the stuff I sent today.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Yeah.
06:43I mean, I don't need to see grandma's up close pee play.
06:48No, no, no.
06:51Oh, boy.
06:51I mean, she's got a toy that was designed in 1912.
06:56I'm telling you, man.
06:57She has something that is a toy, but also can mix bread.
07:01Since November of last year, she's made $180,000.
07:07I don't understand the world.
07:09The only thing I could, the only way that I could ever justify signing up for this is
07:16if I just took everything and sent it right to Dave.
07:20I'm almost thinking about paying the $12.99 and just saying stop all the time.
07:23To me, copy image, send to Dave.
07:29That's the only way.
07:31That's the only way.
07:32It doesn't make sense for you to put this on and be like, wow, this is what I'm into.
07:37But we know everyone's into stuff.
07:39There are amazingly people wanting to look her up.
07:43So on, well, her website.
07:46God, what was that?
07:48She's got a close.
07:50Do you want the name of it?
07:51Yeah.
07:52TerryTownGale.com.
07:53TerryTownGale.com.
07:55There you go.
07:56Do the worst to yourself if that's what you want.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00Enjoy 85% off my granny milkers.
08:03That's rad.
08:04That's rad.
08:06Oh, wow.
08:07Hell's a deal.
08:08Wow.
08:09See, you could sign up right now for $3, Dave.
08:12If you're really interested.
08:14But thank you.
08:15But I'm just saying that's how they get people.
08:17So they say it's $12, but then you go on there and it's really just $3.
08:20And then it's $3 worth sending all these pics to Dave.
08:25100%.
08:26Regular price is $20 a month.
08:29That's just a limited time offer for her granny milkers.
08:32Yep.
08:33My God, huh?
08:35She does a lot more than just show her milkers, though.
08:38Does that mean she's online right now?
08:40I don't know what that means.
08:42Green dot.
08:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:43She's available.
08:43She's available right now.
08:44Oh, wow.
08:45She is.
08:47I'm surprised she seems so busy.
08:49Oh, yeah.
08:51She's real busy.
08:52She makes a lot of movies.
08:53She's like the leader of these gilfs, if you look at her social media.
08:57Oh, so like there's just.
08:58She's promoting them like nonstop.
09:00So she has like a gilf harem.
09:02Yeah.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Wow.
09:04Yep.
09:05Yikes.
09:05Gilf squad.
09:07I got a busy afternoon, huh?
09:10Stop it.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12Yeah.