Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Wisconsin couple that had to kill a bear after it broke into their home and attacked them.
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00:00Well, a Wisconsin couple, speaking of killing, they had a bear get into their house.
00:17They spotted it eating from their bird feeder.
00:21Yeah.
00:21And they tried to shoo it away, but it decided, oh, you actually look tastier than this food anyway.
00:33The bear got into their house about 11 o'clock the other night at their home in north-central Wisconsin.
00:41The bear charged through a window after they were yelling for it to go away.
00:45Yeah.
00:47Attacked the couple.
00:51A couple killed it.
00:53Bear hands.
00:54They were able to stab the bear to death with a kitchen knife.
00:57That's a Wisconsin couple, if I've ever heard of one.
01:01They had a big cheese party afterwards.
01:03Oh, yeah.
01:04Huge cheese knife.
01:07They killed a bear in hand-to-hand combat.
01:09They killed a bear with a kitchen knife that jumped through their window to attack them when they shoot it away from their bird feeder.
01:17It was definitely the woman.
01:18They're a strong, cheesy-eating bunch.
01:23Wisconsin women.
01:25They're tougher than you think.
01:26Now they can own story time at any party.
01:29That's true.
01:30They do for a long time.
01:30That's like the time we killed that bear in the bar.
01:34Remember when you stabbed him in his throat a bunch of dice?
01:36It was definitely Barb.
01:38It was Barb.
01:39Barb's husband was trying to distract him.
01:41For the first time, I was like, is the knife killer or is she strangling the life out of a bear?
01:45I can't believe it.
01:46We're on the hands.
01:47That's insane.
01:48Yeah.
01:49You know?
01:49But have you guys got any stories of your party?
01:51I mean, it's still all the...
01:53Yeah.
01:56We had a leak in the roof the other day.
01:59Did they talk to these people?
02:01A bear had a leak in its organs.
02:02From when we stabbed it multiple times.
02:05The couple's kids were asleep in their bedrooms at the time and weren't injured.
02:11The bear was an adult female.
02:13One cub was seen running off as the bear ran toward the home.
02:16That's it.
02:17State wildlife officials took the bear for testing.
02:21Authorities haven't specified what kind of bear it was.
02:25That'd be a black bear, right?
02:26I just got to assume that the bear was on top of the guy and was chomping away and then the...
02:31And Barb came over...
02:32Barb came over and gutted the thing.
02:36She locked her elbows in to be like, you know, you didn't...
02:38I didn't know bears could pass out like people like that.
02:41But they can.
02:42Then she chopped its head right off.
02:45I hope the kids didn't come down.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:48Get back in the house!
02:50Your mom's killing a bear!
02:52Mom!
02:52What are you doing to the bear?
02:54Get back there!
02:56That's...
02:56Mom!
02:57It's dangerous.
03:00Traumatized the whole family.
03:01It's like the whole family.
03:02Mom's making like a rug out of it already.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:06We were staying at our Aunt Barb's house and that's like we heard a commotion in the middle
03:10of the night and then we ran out there and it was crazy.
03:12Barb had this bear and it's like a headlock thing with its elbow right on where its blood
03:17goes to its brain.
03:20It was insane.
03:21And then our uncle just kept stabbing it and stabbing it and she was choking it and she
03:25was choking it.
03:26They were fine.
03:27I thought our uncle was going to run out of steam before Barb, but Aunt Barb was the
03:32one that put that bear down.
03:33She was the last one standing.
03:37She would...
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39There's a picture of the dead bear.
03:40There it is.
03:42Jesus.
03:43They killed it.
03:44Hand-to-hand combat.
03:45Listen, there's very few people who've ever survived a hand-to-hand encounter with a bear.
03:56Like, I feel like back in the day they would have broken off the bear's teeth and made you
04:01an ornate necklace and you would be like the leader of some kind of hunting tribe.
04:06We made Barb this really cool bear hat thing out of it.
04:10We call her Bearb.
04:11Listen, if it's you or the bear, you hate to see any animal slaughtered, but if it's
04:19you or the animal, it's got to be the animal, right?
04:21I get that.
04:23But what a terrifying moment for them.
04:25Yeah.
04:25It must have been super, super scary.
04:27I'd love to see an interview with that couple if they ever want to talk about it.
04:29That's what I'm saying.
04:30That would be great.
04:31I do feel bad for the bear, though.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Well, the bear did bear stuff.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Don't tell me not to eat your bird food.
04:41That's what we all hope, right?
04:42We all hope that you can yell at bears and then they'll go away.
04:45And they'll go away.
04:45Right.
04:46But every once in a while, they're like, I'm a bear, though.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Like, oh, man.
04:48You're just yelling?
04:49Oh, God.
04:50You screwed up.
04:51Sure, you have technology, but.
04:53I mean, I still, even though it's a black bear, I don't want to fight that thing.
04:56No, no.
04:57It's got vicious claws.
04:58Yeah, they'll still attack you.
05:02Scary time for sure.
05:02Oh, it said who stabbed.
05:04It was the husband, I think, unfortunately.
05:06No, it's because Barb was choking it out.
05:07Oh, no.
05:08They don't say.
05:08They still don't say.
05:10I've never seen Barb grab the bear by the bottom jaw and then ripped it off its face.
05:15I've never seen it.
05:16Eventually, the man was able to grab a firearm and kill it.
05:18Oh, okay.
05:19So they stabbed, but then had to shoot it.
05:24They got bit up, too.
05:25They got bit up quite a bit.
05:27Oh, yeah.
05:28Again, I want the interview.
05:32Hopefully, that Savannah Guthrie from the Today Show gets to interview them as well.
05:38Just like she interviewed that pilot.
05:39Some super hunky Wisconsin beast man.
05:42She'll fall for him as well.
05:43Bearded beast man.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46How did you kill that bear?
05:47It's all hot and bothered.
05:48How did you kill that bear?
05:49I think it was.