El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00All right, pizza review time. This place had pizza like written all over it.
00:24The Slice Hut at Neon Gardens, is it?
00:33The sitting area looks like you're on acid.
00:37You go in there, there's like cartoons, sponge square.
00:40I don't know what the hell's going on. Hey, how's it going?
00:42I don't know what's going on in there.
00:45There's no human, you can't talk to a human to place an order.
00:48You've got to go to the machine. Very inefficient.
00:50Nobody knows what's going on.
00:52I just start driving. It's like pizza, pizza, pizza.
00:56From the outside, it's not my cup of tea.
00:58I don't want to feel like I'm fucking on a bad trip when I'm getting my pizza.
01:02One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:04My guess is this place is open 24-7.
01:07Like you can get a slice at 4 a.m.
01:09Having said that, I'll judge it fairly just because I didn't love the aesthetics.
01:14Yeah, I mean, this to me tastes like a dollar slice shop in New York.
01:26I forget how much I'm charged. I think it was a $5 slice.
01:28I'm going to go 4-8.
01:36Neon slice shop.
01:38Too much wiggity woos in my head, you know?
01:42What'd you give it?
01:444-8.
01:454-8?
01:46What'd you rate it?
01:484-7 is not the best.
01:50No, it's horrible.
01:51No, it wasn't great.
01:52They saw you out there and were like, why?
01:54I just saw it.
01:55It said cheese, pizza, whatever.
01:57It's like, I don't know, a bad acid trip or something going on.
02:00It's not great.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yasher's like a DOWNG gerade dance.
02:04I'veå°‘ured make a selfie and consumeræ›´arda
02:09I guess that's why it wasn't so funny.
02:12I'm not really going to spend the next time Ron right here yeah?
02:13weil John Das are very, very vague.
02:15What is golf on?
02:16Uh-uh.
02:17And that was..
02:18Yep, John.
02:20It wasn't positive.
02:21I saw the otheriche of the character that I love my auntie.
02:23What it was, the colonel is difficult.
02:24It's not the main thing, so I saw one of my auntie.
02:27It's not super funpoint.
02:29It's not too creepy and how can I play it?