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The Rookie Season 5 Episode 18

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00:00Previously on The Rookie.
00:02You're back.
00:03Another crazy story.
00:04How could I stay away?
00:05It's gonna take long because, uh, we got work to do.
00:08I heard you were happy with how the last documentary came out.
00:10Oh, my God.
00:11It was so good.
00:12And, and...
00:13And I got so many compliments.
00:16Oh, that's great.
00:17How about you?
00:19Didn't see it.
00:21We found four kilos of black tar heroin inside.
00:24What?
00:26Yo, that's crazy.
00:27Um, that is disturbing.
00:30Oh, my God, what is taking so long?
00:40Do I look okay?
00:41You look hot.
00:42Right?
00:42God, I mean, this lip balm, it's fire.
00:46So what are we doing here?
00:48Girl, you know what we're doing.
00:49I know.
00:50We're like prosperity.
00:52I think it's posterity.
00:54Mm-mm.
00:55That don't sound right, girl.
00:57Okay, so...
00:58I'm waiting for Jake to get out of prison.
01:01Mm-hmm.
01:02He just did six months on a drug charge, and I found out today he's getting released early.
01:05Ooh, for good behavior.
01:07Girl, overcrowding.
01:08Baby, oh, I missed you.
01:17Yeah, I missed you, too.
01:19Yo, Lisa!
01:20What's up?
01:22How are you doing?
01:23I'm good.
01:24How are you?
01:24Good.
01:25All right, all right.
01:25What do you want to do first?
01:26You know what I want to do first.
01:28No, after that.
01:29You know, you said you've been thinking in prison.
01:31Are we going straight or what?
01:32Nah, screw that.
01:34Must be bad.
01:36Yes.
01:38You ready?
01:39What?
01:41Ow!
01:41Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:44Shut the door!
01:48Get off me!
01:49Get off me!
01:50This was an assassination.
01:52Baby, baby, look out!
01:53Look out!
01:54Look out!
01:54Sergeant.
02:10Hey, good morning.
02:11Good morning.
02:12How you been?
02:13Fine.
02:14I'm busy.
02:15Yeah?
02:15Yeah.
02:16Um, I'm sorry.
02:18I'm still a little unclear what your documentary is about this time.
02:21I mean, what are the odds that two cops would end up arresting two criminals who look just
02:25like them?
02:26Small.
02:28Infinitesimal.
02:28And this is going to be like a whole movie?
02:30I hope so.
02:31All I can do is start filming and see where it takes me.
02:34There she is.
02:35Hi.
02:39I'm a little nervous.
02:40Why?
02:40You're an old pro at this point.
02:42I know, but, you know, the other documentaries, they weren't about me.
02:48You're not interviewing me with Tim this time?
02:50No, I thought it would be valuable to hear from you separately.
02:53Okay.
02:54So, how did you first meet Jake Butler?
02:57A case.
02:58My roommate, Tamara, bought a car at a police auction only to find drugs hidden inside.
03:03So, we traced that back to Jake and arrested him.
03:06Which brings us to the elephant in the room.
03:09Right, yeah, the whole look-alike thing.
03:11It's...
03:12It really didn't look that much like me.
03:16How can you say that?
03:17You look almost identical.
03:20Says you.
03:21Says me.
03:22They could have been twins.
03:24Why do you think they called him Dim?
03:26Wait, what?
03:29Oh, yeah.
03:30We nicknamed Tim's doppelganger Dim.
03:33That's funny, but also a little prejudicial, don't you think?
03:36In what way?
03:37I mean, the fact that you were denigrating his intelligence comes to mind.
03:40I mean, if the shoe fits.
03:43Look, when you have been doing this job as long as I have, it becomes very clear that most criminals are, well, dim.
03:51No comment.
03:52Well, just because you're too nice, I would say a good 70% of the people we arrest couldn't explain how a revolving door works.
04:03Okay, maybe 30%.
04:04Anyway, the job is super stressful, and cops have a dark sense of humor, so a nickname was born.
04:11Wait, if you called Jake Dim, what did you call Sava?
04:15Hello?
04:16Juicy.
04:17Juicy.
04:18Juicy.
04:21Juicy.
04:22They called her Juicy.
04:25They?
04:27We did.
04:28We...
04:28I really tried not to, but it was a losing battle.
04:33And then you and Sergeant Bradford went undercover as your doppelgangers, Dim and Juicy.
04:37Yes.
04:38So, Tim first, and then I joined him on a UC operation in Las Vegas where we put some very bad people behind bars.
04:44And was it around this time that you and Tim became intimate?
04:49No.
04:51We had to pretend at intimacy while we were undercover, but Tim and I were both in relationships at the time.
04:58We didn't start dating until after, you know, when we were both single again.
05:03I want to dial in on that.
05:04Do we have to?
05:06The odds of you and Tim coming face to face with Dim and Juicy are already astronomical, but for both couples to hook up...
05:13Interview's over.
05:14I need Chen.
05:15Hey.
05:15Oh, what's wrong?
05:17Not here.
05:19Excuse me.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Just a second.
05:28No, it's only you responded to on the same person's call.
05:31It was Sava.
05:32Jake's missing.
05:33What?
05:33My boyfriend, Jake, he's missing.
05:42I-I-I can't find him.
05:45Hello, hello!
05:46Yeah, no, okay, yeah, uh, just slow down.
05:49Start at the beginning.
05:50Tell us what happened.
05:50Okay, uh, we were in the study.
05:52Uh, he was getting a beer, grabbing me my lobster salad, and, um, he just disappeared.
05:57I don't know where he went.
05:58Back up.
05:59What were Dim and Juicy doing at a Beverly Hills mansion?
06:01Have you seen the movie Parasite?
06:03Hey, after Dim got out of prison, he and Juicy started targeting rich people and celebrities,
06:08getting hired to work at their homes.
06:11Handymen, chefs, nannies.
06:13When you say celebrities, let's pass.
06:16I hired those two to take care of my house.
06:19Well, Jake first.
06:21Hey, guys.
06:22Uh, but then my sensualist quit, and, uh, Jake recommended Sava.
06:26I'm sorry, what's a sensualist?
06:29They optimize the pleasurability of your surroundings.
06:31Every element from the tactile to the olfactory.
06:34I have an incredibly stressful job, so I want every aspect of my home experience to be euphoric.
06:41More colorful.
06:46An alien would never dance like that.
06:49Uh, the mac and cheese.
06:53Sorry about that.
06:54No problem.
06:55So what happened after you hired them?
06:57I fired them.
06:58Why?
06:58During the three days they worked for me, they had sex on every surface of my house.
07:03By every, you mean every even vaguely flat surface.
07:07Floors, beds, couches, dressers, counters, the diving board.
07:12Even inside the dog crate.
07:14It was only after Dim and Juicy were gone that he discovered they'd also stolen several expensive watches and some jewelry.
07:22Were they arrested?
07:23No.
07:23By the time police questioned them, the stolen property was gone.
07:28Likely pawned, so there wasn't enough evidence to press charges.
07:31What we didn't know at that point was that Dim and Juicy were already casing out their next target.
07:38The Baudelaire's.
07:39Oh, baby, this place is perfect.
07:41Oh, no, it's on us.
07:43Ooh, right there.
07:44That's our end.
07:46You go back to that house, I'll shoot you in the face.
07:49Got it?
07:50Sent the guy packing, took his job.
07:57Well, they caught a break when Jake showed up to work on day one and discovered that the Baudelaire family had recently lost their nanny.
08:03So Juicy slid right in.
08:08What?
08:09That's just a really descriptive way to put that.
08:13How long did they work there before Dim went missing?
08:16Three weeks.
08:17And what can you tell me about the Baudelaire's?
08:19They were made of money.
08:21And then he just disappeared.
08:22I don't know what happened to him.
08:24Karen, why is there a police car outside?
08:27Karen?
08:28I'm sorry, Mr. Baudelaire, but Skip is missing.
08:32Sorry, and by Skip, you mean Jake?
08:36Yes, yes.
08:38Skip and I, you know, we got pet names for each other.
08:40He calls me so I call him Jake.
08:42That's not even, okay, so hang on a second.
08:45I just, first of all, your name is Charles Baudelaire.
08:49And this is your house?
08:50Yes.
08:51I know, right?
08:53Oh, Meredith, you have to try this cleanse.
08:55Like, I have dropped an entire size.
08:57And I have to get all my clothes tailored now.
08:58But oh my God, the cops are here.
09:00Look at this.
09:02And this is my wife, Camille.
09:04Karen says that Skip is missing.
09:06How awful.
09:08God, did you hear that?
09:09Apparently now our handyman is missing.
09:11Okay, I need to unpack all of this.
09:15I think the fastest way to do it
09:16would be to get a statement from you first.
09:19Officer Juarez, will you please take the Baudelaire's
09:21into the living room?
09:22Sure.
09:23Sir, ma'am, do you mind?
09:24I'm super confused, but okay.
09:26Okay, Meredith, I have to go.
09:27But girl, you have to try this cleanse.
09:29I'm serious.
09:30This is why it took so long to call you guys.
09:32Because you're doing something illegal.
09:33No.
09:34No.
09:34Jake and I, we have gone straight.
09:37I am working here as a nanny.
09:40And he is a handyman.
09:41Like I said, a lot to unpack.
09:43Let's stay on track.
09:44You said Jake disappeared.
09:46Mm-hmm.
09:46Hey.
09:47Hey.
09:48Hey, what time?
09:50What time are they back?
09:52Like three?
09:53Three.
09:54All right, remind me to clear that security footage, right?
09:56We don't want another mishap
09:57like that last Halloween situation.
09:59Yeah, that's true.
10:01Oh!
10:02I'm gonna get me another beer.
10:04You want anything?
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:07Can you see if they got that lobster salad?
10:09Lobster salad?
10:10Yeah.
10:11Yeah, I'll get you lobster salad.
10:12Lobster salad!
10:13All day.
10:14Lobster salad, like...
10:16You love it.
10:17Lobster salad.
10:17Okay, so Dim walked into the hallway at 2.03 p.m.
10:21But there are no cameras in that hallway.
10:23Right.
10:24So he walked out of this shot at 2.03.
10:26And never emerged from the hallway.
10:29We have hours more footage of those two rooms,
10:31but Dim never reappears.
10:33That's unusual, to say the least.
10:35Do you have a theory on what happened?
10:36No, but Juicy sure did.
10:39Okay.
10:40Alien abduction.
10:42Oh, yeah.
10:43Later she added, uh, portal to another dimension.
10:46But she didn't appreciate your suggestion.
10:49Spontaneous combustion.
10:51Oh.
10:52Like the Dromerson's final tab.
10:53Thank you for getting me the reference.
10:55So we opened up an investigation.
10:57Most likely the explanation is just that there was a glitch in the security system.
11:01Right.
11:01But why wouldn't he tell Juicy where he was going?
11:04Relationships are complicated.
11:06Every couple has their secrets, you know,
11:08no matter how strong their moral compasses may be.
11:11Mm.
11:13Which is something Jake and Sala clearly didn't have.
11:16Do Tim and I keep secrets from each other?
11:18I mean, nothing big.
11:21I feel that honesty is the most important thing in a relationship.
11:24I'm literally sitting in this office because of a secret she kept.
11:28Despite everything, it really did seem like Tim and Juicy loved each other.
11:33Which made what happened next so tragic.
11:367 Lincoln 7, code 6 at 911 call location.
11:40Any clarity on the smell they reported?
11:42That's a negative, 7 Lincoln 7.
11:46I mean, it's an alley in L.A.
11:49They all smell.
11:50It'd be a miracle if it didn't.
11:587 Lincoln 7, center R8 in my location.
12:18An alert, Sergeant Gray.
12:19I just found a body.
12:20A sergeant, Tim Bradford.
12:24No, it's not.
12:26I'm at the station.
12:28It was Dim, obviously, but, you know, in the moment, I thought it was Tim.
12:33And, um, you know, anybody could have made that mistake.
12:36He's not wrong.
12:37They looked so much alike.
12:39My mind broke a little when I saw Dim's body.
12:42Why are we there?
12:43We responded to Aaron's call for an ambulance,
12:46but there was nothing we could do.
12:48Dim was way dead.
12:49Yeah, rigor mortis had come and gone.
12:51Blo-fi eggs had been laid.
12:52But Harris-Libbage hadn't started yet, which placed the time of death approximately 30 hours
12:57before Aaron found the body.
12:58So around 6 p.m., the day of Jake's disappearance.
13:02Did it bother you seeing his body?
13:04What do you mean?
13:06To see a version of yourself dead in a dumpster, no matter how much you protest,
13:09that you don't see the resemblance.
13:11I mean, it had to be a little disconcerting.
13:14Yeah, a little, I guess.
13:16I have nightmares.
13:18Do you think Tim does?
13:19You know, he's been doing the job a lot longer than I have,
13:24so his walls are pretty high.
13:26But, you know, they have to be.
13:28Otherwise, the constant violence would just consume you.
13:31Sounds like a part of you is envious,
13:32that he can divorce himself from feeling a lot more easily.
13:36No.
13:37I...
13:38Listen.
13:39Empathy can be painful.
13:42But the alternative, at least for me, is unthinkable.
13:45I do this job to help people.
13:48You know, I have to feel for them.
13:49Do the walls make it hard to be in a relationship with Tim?
13:52No.
13:54But that's because I know behind those walls, he's just a big softie.
14:00Do I look like a big softie?
14:03No, sir.
14:04Officer Thorson found the body.
14:06Dem disappeared from the mansion at 2 or 3 p.m. and was killed four hours later.
14:10So we had new mysteries to solve.
14:12How did Dem get out of the house?
14:13Where was he for those missing four hours?
14:17And how did he end up shot dead in a dumpster?
14:19Unfortunately, there were no security cameras around the alley,
14:23so they have no idea who dumped the body.
14:25It was at this point that Detective Lopez and I were assigned to the investigation.
14:30Yes, sir.
14:31Well, thank you for coming in.
14:32Yes, sure.
14:33What's with all the cameras?
14:35They're filming a documentary.
14:36I would love to interview you at some point.
14:39Don't worry about them.
14:39Let's go talk.
14:40Uh, you want, uh, water, coffee, anything?
14:44No, thank you.
14:46Okay, this way.
14:47Go, go, get ahead of him.
14:55Did you guys find anything?
14:56Uh, we're following up on a couple leads,
15:00but, uh, we need your help to get some clarity on some things.
15:03Do you mind if we report this?
15:05No, I, whatever you mean.
15:09How are you holding up?
15:13Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
15:15You know, I'm struggling.
15:17I still can't believe he's dead.
15:19Look, we know you, Mr. Butler, were engaged in a host of illegal activities,
15:24but we're not focused on that right now.
15:26Yeah, all we care about is catching the person who killed him.
15:29So if you are holding back because you're afraid that you're gonna get in trouble, stop.
15:34You need to come clean.
15:37Hey, sorry to intrude.
15:39Uh, did you get a second?
15:40Uh, yeah, excuse us.
15:48What's up?
15:49They found another body.
15:50In the days following Dem's disappearance,
15:57officers were searching the property looking for him.
15:59In the confusion after finding Dem's body,
16:01the call to stop the search wasn't made.
16:05Whose body did they find?
16:06Holy s**t.
16:14It's a Baudelaire's nanny, Holland Poe.
16:17What?
16:17I thought she was out of the picture before Sava and Jake showed up.
16:22Maybe they popped her before Dem beat up the handyman.
16:25Well, the nanny's been dead over a month.
16:27The handyman got beat up three weeks ago.
16:29Why kill her and then wait to strong-arm him?
16:32Let's go ask her.
16:36Tell me about Holland Poe.
16:42Who's that?
16:43The Baudelaire's nanny.
16:44Before you.
16:46Oh, I mean, I never met her.
16:48She was gone before we even knew about the Baudelaire's.
16:51Can you prove that?
16:53Turns out she could.
16:54Yeah, Dem and Juicy were actually on vacation in the Caribbean
16:57at the time of the nanny's murder.
16:58Paid for by the sale of a property they sold from Lance Bass.
17:01Which turned our attention to the most obvious suspects.
17:05The Baudelaire's.
17:08Sorry.
17:08No, you can say.
17:09No, I just thought I had some momentum.
17:10I was building up.
17:12I kind of jumped in there.
17:12That's all right.
17:13Sorry.
17:18It's uncanny.
17:19It's freaky is what it is.
17:21You look like twins.
17:23Okay, let's get back on track here.
17:25You say that Holland did not show up for work that Tuesday.
17:28And you never heard from her?
17:29That's right.
17:30No call, no text, no email, no Snapchat, no clip talk.
17:34We get it.
17:35And you were never aware that she went missing?
17:37No, we were paying her under the table, so I guess no one knew to contact us.
17:41We have our lawyer here.
17:42That's up to you.
17:43But then it becomes a whole thing.
17:44Yeah, right now we are just trying to get some clarity.
17:46It can't be a coincidence that two people that work for you showed up murdered.
17:50You're looking at the wrong people.
17:52I mean, we were scammed by Karen and Skip, Jake and Sava, whatever their real names are,
17:57we're the real victims here.
17:58Of course, but without another suspect, you can see why we are talking to you.
18:03Jesse.
18:05Who's Jesse?
18:06So, Mr. Long, you worked for the Baudeliers as a contractor for three years.
18:12That's right.
18:13What exactly did you do for them?
18:16I'm sorry, I can't say.
18:17I signed an NDA.
18:20I don't want to get sued.
18:21Getting sued is the least of your problems right now.
18:24Let's just say that I handled everything from repairs to new construction.
18:29What can you tell me about Helen Poe?
18:32What do you want to know?
18:35I mean, she works as a nanny while I did some repairs on the house.
18:40Nice girl.
18:41Did you two get along?
18:43Yeah.
18:45I mean, I didn't see her much.
18:46You know, you stopped working for the Baudeliers less than a week after she disappeared.
18:51Got a better gig.
18:52We found Holland's body hidden in the greenhouse yesterday.
18:56That's horrible.
18:59Before that, we found the handyman.
19:00Murder.
19:02Leah?
19:03No, Jake.
19:04Um, Skip.
19:07I don't know who that is.
19:09Look, I'm gonna put our cards on the table.
19:11We got a warrant for Holland's cell phone records.
19:15We have dozens of texts from you harassing her, threatening her.
19:20And the Emmy found your DNA under her fingernails.
19:25We are gonna arrest you for murder.
19:27I'm so sorry.
19:41I didn't, I didn't, uh, I didn't mean to kill her.
19:45It just, it all got out of hand.
19:47I understand.
19:50But the best way to honor her memory is to come clean.
19:54Tell us everything that happened.
19:57Okay.
19:58Including what you did to Jake.
20:00I told you, I don't know that guy.
20:03I swear.
20:05You said he was murdered?
20:07Yes, after he vanished into thin air at the Baudelaire's mansion.
20:11Did you check the...
20:13Check the what?
20:14Hey, guys.
20:20Wait, hold up.
20:28I'm not scared.
20:29What do you got?
20:37Let's check it out.
20:38Be careful.
20:44Hey, stay back.
20:53A weird tunnel.
20:59Whoa.
21:00What is this?
21:03It's dusty.
21:08What is it?
21:12No way.
21:13Great.
21:14Oh.
21:17What is it?
21:21You gotta be kidding me.
21:26Oh, my God.
21:27It looks just like you.
21:29It's called the Lost Emperor.
21:35Ferdinand had it for a while, but it went missing after World War I.
21:40Rumor has it that Hitler had it for a short stint, but it got looted from the Führerbunker.
21:46We believe it depicts the Haitian Revolution's Battle of the Vertier, when the Haitian rebels defeated the French in November, 1803.
21:55The painting is one of the generals, Gabard, Capoy, possibly even the great liberator, Jean-Jacques Dessalines, I think George Washington.
22:08They say certain traits are genetic, leadership, strength, the ability to inspire people.
22:16So, I'm not aware of any connection between Dessalines and my family, but, uh, I wouldn't be surprised.
22:26Why are you smiling?
22:28No reason.
22:28I just, your reaction to the painting has been pretty priceless.
22:37Go back to work.
22:38Harlequin's head by Picasso, Stalin's Bible, Charles Manson's jockstrap.
22:59What is all this stuff?
23:01Stolen art, uh, antiques, and cursed curiosities, all bought on the black market by Charles and Camille.
23:10Yeah, they were all worth a fortune.
23:11Which would explain why they didn't tell us about the hidden vault.
23:14But the most valuable thing we found in that moment...
23:17I got something.
23:19...was the hatch.
23:20And that's how Dim got out of the house.
23:31The ladder led up to a hidden grate in the bushes.
23:34And from there was a clear path with no cameras to get off the property.
23:38But one question remained.
23:40Where did Dim go?
23:42And who killed him?
23:43Look alive, guys.
23:44Here she comes.
23:45Thanks for meeting me.
23:50Of course.
23:54And you're okay with the cameras?
23:57Oh, God.
23:58I guess.
24:00Um, I'm a little confused as to why you're coming to me and not the police.
24:05I don't trust them.
24:07If I showed them this, they would find some way to use it against me.
24:11I'm not so sure about that, but I'm happy to take a look.
24:14What exactly are you going to show me?
24:17It's a video.
24:19Two days before Jake went missing.
24:22Somebody tried to kill us.
24:25Okay.
24:26I love you, boo.
24:28I love you, baby.
24:29No, but baby, you've got to say it to the camera.
24:31I'm driving, baby.
24:32Baby.
24:33All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:34I love you, baby.
24:38What the hell was that?
24:40Oh, babe, babe, watch out.
24:42Watch out.
24:43Oh, God.
24:44Oh, God.
24:53Baby.
24:54Yeah.
24:54We got us to go.
24:55Okay.
24:56Baby, we got to go now.
24:57Okay, okay, okay.
24:57Oh.
25:02They didn't report it.
25:03They just abandoned it.
25:04Well, we tracked down the abandoned car, but the paint scrapings that we took from the
25:08impact point showed the most common brand of automotive paint.
25:13Which means we had added another mystery to the case.
25:16Who was the driver?
25:18But that question took a back seat.
25:20Oh, because the text came.
25:21You have to show this to the police.
25:35Jeez.
25:36Stay with her.
25:37A text was sent from an unknown number to Dim and Juicy, demanding the item that had
25:46been promised.
25:46And the text went on to threaten violence if Juicy didn't turn the item over.
25:50It seemed likely that whomever sent that text killed Dim, so it was time for me to go undercover.
25:56You had no idea what you were walking into.
26:05That's working undercover.
26:06Doesn't that scare you, walking in by yourself?
26:08But I wasn't by myself.
26:15You see us in play.
26:26Adds up, this could be our guy.
26:56Do you have it?
27:10Nope.
27:13What do you mean, no?
27:15Whatever you were into with Jake, he didn't share it with me.
27:18I got no idea who you are or what you want.
27:21And now that Jake is dead.
27:23That's all my problem.
27:28I need what he promised.
27:31Or are you going to learn what battery acid tastes like?
27:35Is that what you said to Jake before you killed him?
27:39Enough.
27:41You're coming with me.
27:42Go ahead, move in.
27:45Don't move in.
27:45Copy that, move it in.
27:46Get on the ground.
27:47Drop the gun.
27:48Get on the ground right now.
27:49Police, don't move.
27:50There we are.
27:51I got him on this side.
27:53Do you see him, partner?
27:54Hey, hey, sir.
27:56Stay where you are.
27:57Everybody freeze.
27:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:59Drop your weapon.
27:59We're a target.
28:00Right there.
28:00Drop the gun.
28:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:02LAPD.
28:03Who the hell are you guys?
28:04CIA.
28:10Thanks for taking the time to speak with me.
28:12My pleasure.
28:13The agency is committed to transparency wherever possible.
28:16Great.
28:17So what can you tell me about Amir Sadiq?
28:18Nothing.
28:18Come on, it's common knowledge that Mr. Sadiq is a Turkish national who works for Meyer Balik,
28:25an infamous international arms dealer.
28:27I'm not prepared to speak on that.
28:29Okay.
28:29Can you explain the connection to Jake Butler?
28:31I'm not prepared to speak on that.
28:34How about the mystery item that Amir was so intent on getting from Mr. Butler and Ms. Wu?
28:38I'm not prepared to speak on that.
28:40Then why did you agree to the interview?
28:42The agency is committed to transparency wherever possible.
28:48It turns out, Dem and that arms dealer...
28:52Meyer Balik?
28:54Yeah.
28:54That's the guy.
28:56Dem and Meyer were distant cousins.
28:59I found out through a back channel source at the DoD that the agency had been surveilling
29:04Amir for months now, while he and Meyer were working on a massive arms deal for the Iranians.
29:11But during the deal-making process, Amir went to Barbados.
29:14Where he met with Dem.
29:15But not Juicy.
29:17That's what she says.
29:20How are you holding up?
29:23I'm heartbroken.
29:25I thought I knew him.
29:27I thought he loved me.
29:29To find out he had this whole other life, I mean...
29:32I've been drunk the whole week.
29:35So you had no idea that the Baudelaire's weren't just a random target?
29:41Jake just said they were crazy rich and that we'd be able to potty for a year off of what we'd get out of the house.
29:48Well, what we now know is that Amir pointed Jake at the Baudelaire's.
29:52But it wasn't connected to the Iranian arms deal that the CIA was so keen to stop.
29:56It turns out, among the stolen antiquities in the Baudelaire's vault was a very special rifle.
30:01The Mikulet, one of the earliest and most sturdy flintlocks ever made.
30:07And the most famous Mikulet belonged to the Turkish Sultan Osman II, or Osman the Young.
30:14I like to read.
30:15You sure do.
30:16But history lesson aside, as a proud Turk and a professional weapon aficionado,
30:22Meyer Balak had been hunting for the Sultan's rifle for decades.
30:26And somehow he discovered that the Baudelaire's had it.
30:30So he called up Cousin Jake and set up a meeting with Amir in Barbados.
30:35I was probably getting a massage at the time, or a facial, or a seaweed wrap.
30:49Or a body scrub.
30:53I spent most of that trip just getting pampered, you know?
30:58Yeah, once we learned about the rifle's existence, we quickly found the crate it had been stored in.
31:02But the rifle was gone, which meant that Dim had taken it before he had snuck out of the Baudelaire's house.
31:20But he hadn't delivered it to Amir.
31:23No, Amir hadn't even landed in the U.S. by the time Dim was killed.
31:26Which means Dim took it somewhere else.
31:29Yeah, the question was, where?
31:31To whom?
31:32Whom?
31:32Yeah, and what happened to it?
31:34You were about to find all that out, though, weren't you?
31:36Yes.
31:37In the most terrifying way.
31:40Drop the gun!
31:43Baby, baby, look out, look out!
31:48With Amir out of the picture as a suspect, we went back to the car crash.
31:52Somebody tried to run Jake and Saba off the road two days before Jake was killed.
31:57If it wasn't Amir, who was it?
32:00Well, we had previously gotten warrants for Jake's phone records, but Saba told us that Jake always carried a burner phone with him, and we didn't have that number.
32:09Until the incident with Amir.
32:11Exactly.
32:11Even though the CIA kept us from interrogating Amir, they did search Amir's cell phone records and came up with an anonymous number that we ultimately tracked back to Dim.
32:21Let's just say that there were several text messages sent to and from that phone that were very revealing.
32:30What do you mean?
32:31Jake was clearly cheating on Saba, and he was the Shakespeare of sexting.
32:37Would you read some of those texts for me?
32:48Yeah, you...
32:49No, I can't.
32:49I'm sorry.
32:50I can't say any of this on camera.
32:51My Nana's gonna watch this.
32:53You could...
32:53Yeah, I'm sorry.
32:54Couldn't you read some of these texts to me?
32:56Are you kidding me?
32:57Put that away.
32:58No, you couldn't get Lucy to read them.
32:59What makes you think I'm gonna read them?
33:00I'm serious.
33:02Okay.
33:03I'm not reading them.
33:03Okay.
33:04Would you mind reading some of these texts out loud?
33:12Um...
33:12I can't say that.
33:14I'm not saying that.
33:16I have no idea what that even means.
33:18Let me just find some PG content for you.
33:20Oh, here we go.
33:22Stop calling.
33:23I told you it's over.
33:25The breakup texts.
33:27It was the, uh, proverbial smoking gun.
33:30The text that would determine Dim's fate.
33:33And just for clarity, who was Dim sending these texts to?
33:37Who was he having an affair with?
33:39Lisa Miller?
33:41Lisa Miller?
33:42That's Juicy's BFF.
33:43So what are we doing here?
33:45Girl, you know what we're doing.
33:46I know.
33:47We're like prosperity.
33:49I think it's posterity.
33:52Mm-mm.
33:52That don't sound right, girl.
33:54Okay, so...
33:56I'm waiting for Jake to get out of prison.
33:58Mm-hmm.
33:59He just did six months on a drug charge,
34:01and I found out today he's getting released early.
34:03Oop, a good behavior.
34:04Girl, overcrowding.
34:08Oh, baby!
34:10Oh, man.
34:12Mm.
34:14Baby.
34:15Oh, I missed you.
34:16Yeah, I missed you, too.
34:17Yo, Lisa!
34:18What's up?
34:19What's up?
34:19What's up?
34:21At that point, it all started coming together.
34:24Lisa couldn't handle the fact that Jake was breaking up with her,
34:28so she tried to run them off the road.
34:30And when that failed, she called up Jake,
34:32begged for his forgiveness, and asked him to meet her.
34:35Yeah, when he showed up,
34:37she shot him with a .22-caliber pistol,
34:39then dumped his body in the dumpster.
34:41So we went to arrest her.
34:44I think that's her.
34:45I think that's her.
35:04Police!
35:05Show me your hands!
35:07Move in, Honor! Move in!
35:08Whoa, whoa!
35:09Drop the gun!
35:09Yeah!
35:10Cut the gun!
35:11Cut the gun!
35:11Whoa, whoa!
35:12Drop the gun!
35:13Oh, God!
35:13Get in there.
35:14Officer, down.
35:17We need an R.A., Flower, and Lincoln.
35:20Done.
35:22Oh, my goodness.
35:27Roll me back. Roll me back.
35:31Catch my breath.
35:33I'm good.
35:37The thing about old guns
35:39is that they're very imprecise weapons,
35:41and the muzzle velocity was significantly less
35:43than even the most modern,
35:45smallest handgun.
35:47Translation.
35:48There is no way that the McClay bullet
35:49could have punched a hole
35:50in no one's bulletproof vest.
35:52He's just lucky she didn't shoot him in the face.
35:54Uh, not getting shot in the face.
35:55That's a daily goal.
35:56Yeah, that's true.
35:57The first thing he taught me was,
35:59don't get shot in the face.
36:00All things considered, though,
36:01I do.
36:02I got very lucky.
36:02Yeah.
36:03It could have been so much worse.
36:05Yeah, like it was for Sergeant Gray.
36:08He's probably not gonna love what you said.
36:11This painting captures a moment in world history
36:14where freedom won out over oppression,
36:17which is why its recovery is so important.
36:20It is my honor to present
36:22The Lost Emperor.
36:23This was an assassination.
36:51I'm sorry.
36:53I need a minute.
36:54I just...
36:56At least I still have this.
37:06Sorry, Sergeant.
37:07You're needed in the bullpen?
37:11What the hell is this about?
37:12What do we have here?
37:24Well, we all know how much you love that painting.
37:26Well, unfortunately, it was completely destroyed.
37:29So we had another painting, mate.
37:31Sorry.
37:37It reflects the way that we see you.
37:40Well, it must start off.
37:42As a dragon slayer.
37:46Um...
37:47I love it.
37:51I love it.
37:56Well, uh, so Lisa was going to prison
37:59for the murder of Jake
38:00and the attempted murder of Nolan,
38:01but we were left with the question
38:03of what to do with Juicy.
38:05At the end of the day,
38:06it didn't make sense to charge her.
38:08We could prove Dim's involvement,
38:09but all we really hit on Juicy was conspiracy.
38:13DA's office debated for a while,
38:14but ultimately, we decided to cut her loose.
38:17How did you feel about that?
38:20On the whole, good.
38:22Whatever her fault, Juicy...
38:27Sava had suffered a great tragedy.
38:31Betrayal.
38:32Murder.
38:34I'm hopeful that she'll take this opportunity
38:36to learn from the experience,
38:38you know,
38:39to change.
38:40Of course she said that.
38:43Listen, people never change.
38:45Okay?
38:45Sava is going to end up in cuffs
38:47one way or another.
38:48You make good money
38:56doing documentaries?
38:58I do okay.
38:59You do better than okay.
39:02I looked you up.
39:03You're not the only curious one around here.
39:07Award-winning filmmaker.
39:10Vacation home on the Amalfi Coast.
39:12I mean...
39:14Karen!
39:15What?
39:15Uh, you gotta go.
39:17You're parasiting again?
39:20Girl's gotta eat.
39:21Uh, give him my number.
39:22Give him my number.
39:23You call me, okay?
39:25Coming, Mrs. Hutchkins!
39:27Does it shake you at all?
39:28The fact that your doppelganger's relationship
39:30was so dysfunctional?
39:33That's an unfair characterization.
39:35It wasn't dysfunctional.
39:37I mean, Jake cheated
39:38with Sava's best friend
39:39after trying to cut her
39:40out of a big money deal.
39:42Fair enough,
39:43but that doesn't change the question.
39:45Good.
39:45What are you implying?
39:46That we might suffer the same fate
39:49because of a couple of people
39:50who looked a tiny bit like us?
39:52They were misfits?
39:53I think it's a reasonable question.
39:56You're working too hard.
39:58Okay.
39:59I get it.
40:00You're invested in a certain answer
40:02because it makes for a better documentary,
40:04but we are not Jake and Sava, okay?
40:08I mean, they are criminals
40:10whose lives were based on deceit.
40:12Of course that duplicity
40:14infected their relationship,
40:15but we are in a very different place.
40:18Mm-hmm.
40:19And what place is that?
40:20If you don't know,
40:24then you haven't been paying attention.
40:25I mean...
40:26Okay.
40:28So a place of honesty,
40:30respect, love.
40:31Yeah, I mean,
40:32those are good words.
40:34But do those qualities guarantee
40:35that your relationship will succeed
40:37where theirs failed?
40:38Oh, well, you know...
40:39Of course not.
40:41Yes.
40:41But at this moment,
40:42I mean,
40:43Tim and I are in a really beautiful place.
40:45And that's all that matters.
40:49Yeah.
40:50Look, the thing you learn early on
40:52as police officers
40:53is that your future
40:53is never certain.
40:56Yeah, anything can happen to anyone
40:57at any time.
40:59Especially if they overstay their welcome.
41:04Uh-oh.
41:05Oh, does that mean...
41:06Yeah, we're...
41:07Yeah, we're done.
41:08Sorry.
41:08That's right.
41:08Sorry, guys.
41:12Do you want to get sushi?
41:13Oh, it's perfect.
41:14Okay.
41:15Listen, we're gonna be back in an hour.
41:17Place better be spotless.
41:18Oh, God.
41:19Yes, sir.
41:21Yeah, thank you.
41:25Okay, let's pack it up.
41:27You don't think he's really mad at me, do you?
41:28You don't think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me, do you think he's really mad at me,
41:58Damn it.