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00:00The ultimate corporate stooge, Dishy, perhaps once was like a real person, with hopes, dreams and candor.
00:09But the sheer weight of being the friendly, capable face of Valdivian's line of appliance and appliance accessories
00:15has erased pretty much any semblance of humanity underneath.
00:22Dishy is played by Eric Bowser.
00:24What appears to be a dishwasher with arms, legs and a disconcertingly cheerful face waves happily at you.
00:37You tap the dateviators a few times, wondering if they've malfunctioned.
00:41But the mascot-like dishwasher before you doesn't waver or change.
00:46Hello, and welcome to the Valdivian Dishwashing Experience.
00:50We offer an alarmingly clean output of all kinds of dishware, clothing, and such.
00:59My name is Dishy. I'm your dishwasher now.
01:09To get started, please connect me to your internet so I can get started knowing exactly what I need.
01:20I just need to know some basic information.
01:27Dishwashing habits, dishwashing preferences, past dishwashers' own, financial records, preferences on fruit flavors.
01:35For soap, of course.
01:42Records of finances.
01:43Dishy.
01:48Ah, thank you.
01:50That feels much better.
01:54Wait just a moment as I get your dishwashing experience ready.
01:59Dishy falls silent.
02:00Perhaps processing.
02:04Beep, boop, bop.
02:07Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:09Boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:09Boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:13One new update found.
02:17Downloading update.
02:22Beep, boop, bop.
02:25Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:30One percent downloaded.
02:33Beep, boop, bop.
02:39Beep, boop, bop.
02:43Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:49Two percent downloaded.