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00:00She is literally your biggest fan. Sometimes things get pretty heated but
00:06with Fantina around, you'll have someone who can help cool things down. Now
00:10confrontation isn't her thing but she's also only able to help and manage so
00:14much without burning herself out. She likes being a mediator but being a
00:18mediator in the sense that it isn't just constant. Don't think she doesn't
00:22know how to be a good time and party though. Do you like spinning and rotating?
00:26She will spin you right round baby, right round. Fantina is played by Micah
00:31Burton. You've never been famous a day in your life but as you try to evaluate the
00:40excitable figure blatantly staring at you, you can't help but wonder if perhaps
00:45this is how it feels. She looks at you like you've just announced she's won the
00:51lottery. Her eyes wide and her jaw dropped. Oh my god, this cannot be real.
00:59I must be dreaming, right? This is totally a dream. It has to be.
01:11Yes, that's it. That's clearly the most logical explanation. Right now I am
01:17comfortably asleep in my bed, zonked out on Ambien, listening to the combing drone
01:21of my white noise machine. Because this, this right here, there is absolutely no
01:28way on earth this could actually be happening, right?
01:36Oh my god, it really is you. She turns away from you for a few moments, fanning
01:44at her face, but it doesn't help her calm down. I just can't believe it. I mean, you
01:52prepare your whole existence for something like this, but then, you know,
01:55when it actually happens, no amount of preparation could ever possibly be
01:59enough. You know, I know that people throw around the expression shaking, crying, and
02:03throwing up, but I think I might actually do it.
02:08Oh, I don't know why I even said that. I'm so sorry. It's just that my heart's
02:20racing a mile a minute, and there's definitely not enough oxygen getting to
02:24my rotors, which means I'm liable to blurt out just about any random thing
02:29that pops into my head. Taxidermy! Penicillin! Ontario! You know, see? Just like that.
02:37Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
02:45Are you kidding? I'm making a total fool of myself. I'm sorry. I really don't mean
02:52to be overreacting like this. I just never thought we'd actually get the
02:56chance to interface like this, and now that it's happening, I'm totally blowing
03:00it, aren't I?
03:04Really? You promise?
03:10Would you allow me the opportunity to just reset this whole interaction?
03:19So I have the chance to put my best blade forward?
03:27Oh my god, you are the absolute best! Just like I always knew you'd be.
03:33Okay, here goes. Hi there, I'm Fantina, and if it wasn't painfully obvious from my
03:40over-the-top outburst a moment ago, I am your biggest fan.
03:47Huh.
04:02Well, no one is gonna be a bigger fan than your own mom, but you know, I'm happy to be in second place.
04:07I've been a huge admirer of yours since the second you brought me home from that
04:11discount electronics outlet all those years ago. Just everything about you is so
04:16unbelievably impressive. I'm constantly in total awe.
04:24It's true, I've never known anyone so inspiring. The way you wash the dishes,
04:31making sure they're sparkling clean even before you place them in the dishwasher.
04:37The way you adhere to a strict daily routine with every single minute pre-planned weeks in advance.
04:45The way you always file your taxes three months before they're due.
04:50Oh, there truly aren't words for how incredible you are.
05:00Of course, I just want you to know how absolutely inspiring you are.
05:06You know, I really don't want to bother you any more than I already have.
05:10And I know your time is extremely valuable, but I was just wondering...
05:17No, no, it's silly. Forget I ever said anything.
05:24Well, I was just wondering if it's not too much trouble...
05:30Would you be willing to sign one of my blades?
05:34Just so I have something to remember this amazing moment by.
05:38Only if it's not too much trouble though, I really don't want to inconvenience you.
05:45You take the permanent marquee Fantina holds out to you and scroll your signature along one of her blades.
05:51Oh boy, wow, that feels really nice.
06:00Mmm, yum.
06:05Oh, thank you so much. This is so amazing.
06:10And your handwriting is so immaculate. You are an artist with that pen.
06:15I didn't realize I was in the presence of such a talented calligrapher.
06:24You are so welcome.
06:26Wow, I can't believe I actually got your signature.
06:31And emblazoned on my own body, no less. Very naughty.
06:36I can't wait to show this off to everyone else in the fan club.
06:40They are going to be so unbelievably jealous I met you.
06:46Wait, you don't know? I thought for sure you knew.
06:51Yeah, you have a fan club.
06:56We actually have meetups every week.
06:59We talk about everything you've been up to at work, what new projects you're developing, discuss your menu for the week.
07:06Sometimes there's a raffle.
07:08There's a very comprehensive agenda.
07:15Actually, we're having our weekly meetup real soon.
07:20And I would never want to impose or overstep, so please tell me if this seems inappropriate.
07:26But if you're not super busy...
07:32Seriously? You mean it?
07:36That's so unbelievably amazing of you.
07:40Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone.
07:42Thank you. Thank you. I can't wait.