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00:00You seriously have magic date furniture fuck glasses?
00:04Hey there! Your life is about to change!
00:08Hope you're ready!
00:10I'm a pair of Dateviator glasses.
00:13My name is Skylar Spex.
00:16My lenses have special properties.
00:18They allow you to directly acknowledge a thing's existence, or date.
00:25You see all the things around your house?
00:27Things you might have taken for granted?
00:31Now you have the power to get to know them better.
00:35A lot better.
00:37In fact, let's go on a date right now!
00:41Go up to a door, any door, put on the Dateviators, and shoot some cool beams at it.
00:47Pew, pew, pew!
00:51After awakening an object for the first time, you get to speak with them here.
00:55You get to speak with each object once per day.
00:59Sometimes when you reach a certain level of affection with a dateable object, your relationship status changes.
01:05There are three statuses.
01:07Love, friendship, and hate.
01:11Love can get you towards some really special paths for those you are truly interested in.
01:16It's not necessarily the best of the options in my mind.
01:19Dorian is a big defender of friendship.
01:21If everyone were friends, the world would be an awful lot safer, in my opinion.
01:26I've seen the complications of love.
01:29I've lived through the jealous quarrels of hate.
01:32The true bond is one between two friends with none of the intricacies of romantic tension.
01:38That's our bouncer Dorian talking, but you can go toward whichever one you like.
01:44Even hate, which isn't my fave personally.
01:47You speak in a reggie.
01:50Ugh, don't remind me.
01:52Human, you seem like a good sort.
01:54So we'll be friends.
01:56For now.
02:01Feels good, yeah?
02:03But friendship gets you even more than that.
02:06I call it Spex Points.
02:08Each dateable object has points to give whenever you achieve an official relationship status with them.
02:13Get more of them to be able to choose some more advanced options.
02:18But really, there's no going wrong here.
02:20Talk to anyone you want, in any order you want.
02:23You're basically in a big, huge sandbox open for you to play in.
02:29So, are you ready to start getting to know everyone around here better?
02:32Maybe finally find some love?
02:35This is totally a dream.
02:36It has to be.
02:38Sup, baby.
02:39Nice ass.
02:39We've known each other for a real long time now, but we ain't never been properly introduced.
02:47Name's Hoover.
02:48Friends just call me Hoover, though.
02:49Now that we are introduced, we must get to know each other, eh?
02:53Did you just ask your water heater what she does?
02:57No!
02:57How dare you!
02:59The polishing of my knop is a sacred art.
03:03What are you doing?
03:04You ain't got no chill.
03:07Now we're dating.
03:08That means that you need to follow certain rules.
03:10Dating?
03:11Why would you do that?
03:13Memoria gives you a kiss that is sure to land in your own romantic hall of fame.
03:18A true old-timer.
03:20There's time for all that later.
03:22Right now, we do violence!
03:25So you're saying there's a chance?
03:27Date everything.
03:29It is like nothing I have ever known before or since.
03:33Characters that make you want to fall in love.
03:35Art thou ready for our date?
03:39Please hold a text!
03:40Where?
03:40Let me ask it!
03:41We here at Sassy Chap Games, LLC are sticklers for quality.
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