Plead The Fifth 6-8-20 Vanessa
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Well, there is somebody who looks nervous as they take the stand.
00:09Vanessa is doing her first plea, the fifth.
00:12Why you looking so shook over there, man? We just getting to know you.
00:15My palms are sweaty right now.
00:18Vanessa, of course, what school did you go to?
00:21High school, Alonzo.
00:23Alonzo. So a lot of people out there who know her from Alonzo is like,
00:26yo, like for real, for real.
00:27All the chicos.
00:27Yeah, all the chicos.
00:30The parents are listening. Everybody's listening.
00:33Homies, Vanessa, everybody else listening.
00:35So the way we do it, just to let you know, to be clear, you have one pass.
00:39Okay.
00:40You got three questions from the room.
00:41You're going to have three questions from the audience.
00:43You have a pass to use.
00:45Whenever you use it, it's done.
00:47Everything else got to be straight 100.
00:50And you have a boomerang where we ask you a question.
00:53You can bounce it back to us.
00:54The question that you answer, you can bounce back to us.
00:57So if nothing that you skipped, you can't flip that back.
01:01All right.
01:01Got it.
01:02All right.
01:02Let's see.
01:03Buck Nasty is in here actually getting our video back.
01:05Welcome back.
01:06That's right.
01:06Welcome back after that, Rona.
01:08Yeah.
01:09So, all right.
01:09So you want to go first?
01:11We go clockwise.
01:13I'll go first.
01:13This is great.
01:14This is great.
01:15Welcome, Vanessa.
01:15So the quarantine lasted about two months, right?
01:21Yes.
01:21So everybody was at home for two months.
01:23I want to know, like a lot of people started having a lot more sex during the quarantine.
01:31I want to know, are you one of those people?
01:34Did you have a lot more sex or have you not had any?
01:38I have not had no quarantine sex.
01:41None?
01:42None.
01:43Okay.
01:43Okay.
01:44I wasn't going to nobody's house on no late night, nothing like that.
01:48Nothing.
01:49Nothing.
01:50Yeah.
01:50All right.
01:50I mean, we wouldn't know if she lying.
01:53I've seen her take a lot of pictures in the gym mirror.
01:56That's all I see.
01:57All right.
01:57So let's see here.
02:01Vanessa.
02:01I have three questions here and I'm trying to figure out which one I want to ask.
02:05Because I didn't know, I didn't know Buck was going to be here, so I had to come up
02:07with two.
02:09Vanessa.
02:12I know Russell Wilson is who you mentioned that was like your dream.
02:15Okay.
02:16Right.
02:17There you go.
02:17That's all she had to say.
02:18And you also have told me Idris Elba is like, you know, also.
02:22Super fine.
02:24But how old could you go with a date and take that man home to your parentals without them
02:32tripping?
02:33Without them tripping?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Like, how old would you go with a date?
02:40With a guy that you're hollering at?
02:43And where does that stack up with how your parents would bug out?
02:47So the, if they're not bugging out, because, I mean, for me, I like.
02:53Too far question.
02:54How far would you go?
02:55How far old would you go?
02:56You're 25.
02:5725.
02:58All right.
02:58If you, I would say the oldest I would go would be 40.
03:04Now, the second half, if you brought a 40-year-old man home to your parentals, what would they
03:12say?
03:13Oh, my dad, first of all, he would be looking at you crazy from the time you walk in the
03:19door to the time you walk out that door.
03:21Looking at the man crazy?
03:22You're the one who brought him home, though.
03:23Oh, I know.
03:24But at the end of the day, I'm daddy's girl.
03:26You got to love me.
03:27You ain't got to love him.
03:29You ain't got to love this oldie over here.
03:30So, I don't, man, you have to be so good with your words to get my dad on board with that.
03:38I think my mom would be a little bit easier to sway.
03:41Your mama just got pissed.
03:42She's like, don't put that on me.
03:44You're not your daddy looking at me funny.
03:46Okay.
03:46All right.
03:46Two for two.
03:47What you got?
03:48All right.
03:48Mine is also a hunching question.
03:49Okay.
03:50We like the hunching question.
03:52Vanessa, I've known you for a while.
03:54I've seen you out a lot.
03:55I never see you out with guys.
03:57It's always like you and your girls.
03:59I think I've even seen you out by yourself.
04:02So, whatever you do on your free time is very guarded and very mysterious.
04:06Yes.
04:07I want to know about the last one night stand that you have.
04:12All the details.
04:13You don't have to say who, but where, when, how did it go down?
04:17Damn, I'm going to have to delete that one.
04:19I had to.
04:20I had to.
04:21Yeah, I did.
04:22That was my first question.
04:23I'm glad you asked because I would have been blaming you.
04:25That was my first question.
04:26All right.
04:26So, we'll say hookup because I wouldn't say a last night stand.
04:30A one night stand.
04:31A one night stand.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Okay.
04:33It was.
04:34Wait, what's wrong with one night stand?
04:35That's the question.
04:36I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, but I personally don't do the one night stand.
04:41Like, if I'm going to hook up with you, you know, we can stay cool.
04:44Like, I mean, we can still talk.
04:45But you never hit it and quit it with one person.
04:47Like, one time and boom.
04:48Not where I've, like, never spoke.
04:50Maybe it was, like, one time, but never where I haven't spoken to them ever again or seen them ever again.
04:54Okay.
04:55But the last hookup was actually in October on some late night after the club.
05:02You know what I'm saying?
05:03But in nothing, 2020, I have been, you know, solo dolo.
05:09So, I would say, like, October.
05:11October of 2019?
05:12Yeah.
05:132019.
05:14That thing is growing together.
05:15I mean, what club?
05:16Where'd y'all go?
05:17I need some more details.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Like, what?
05:19You said after the club.
05:20So, you met him at the club?
05:21No, no, no.
05:22It was a friend, you know, and...
05:25You just had a need?
05:27Yeah.
05:28You know, it was just the drinks were flowing.
05:30The Hennessy was in the system, and...
05:32You went back to his house, or y'all took it back to your house?
05:34Y'all got a hotel room?
05:35Y'all went in the car?
05:36What'd you do?
05:37I don't know.
05:37It was back at their house.
05:39Oh, okay.
05:40Yeah, yeah.
05:40You stay tonight?
05:41She be trying to give a little information out.
05:43She be like, we got nine questions in.
05:46Like, okay, all right.
05:47You get a yes or no from a yes.
05:48Yeah, she's like, my daddy is listening right now.
05:51Damn.
05:51Okay, all right.
05:52That's three in.
05:53You got three, and you got three coming from the audience.
05:55You have not used a pass yet.
05:57I was scared to use at the beginning, because I already know how the game works.
06:01Okay.
06:01All the good ones start coming at the end.
06:02Plead the fifth.
06:04The listeners' questions.
06:06It's a lot of horndogs out there.
06:08I would just tell you.
06:09For real.
06:09Like, for real, for real.
06:10Like, they've gone deep.
06:11Y'all, it's 840 in the morning.
06:13What y'all are thinking about right now?
06:15I will tell you what they're thinking about, because your thing is closed.
06:18All right, so let's see here.
06:20First question.
06:25Vanessa, have you ever stolen anything from one of your parents?
06:30If so, what was it, and which parent?
06:35Stolen something.
06:36Have you ever stolen something from your parents?
06:40If so, what was it?
06:43Which parent?
06:46I'm trying to think if it was, have I ever stolen any money or anything like that from
06:50them?
06:50And I haven't.
06:51I stole them from my brother or some money, but not my parents.
06:54You know, me and my mom, we are the same size, like, in clothes and in shoes.
07:00So, we kind of have that, like, it's almost like a sister relationship when it comes to,
07:05like, our stuff.
07:05So, there's definitely been times where I've stolen her clothes or her shoes, her makeup.
07:11Her makeup is on grabs.
07:13If I see something I like, I might, you know, put it in my pocket and forget to give it back.
07:18Oh, yeah, that's stealing.
07:18Yeah, that's stealing.
07:19Yeah.
07:20So, from my mom, for sure.
07:22Okay.
07:23All right.
07:23A nice perfume or something.
07:25Wow.
07:26All right, Vanessa, I got a text, 413 area code.
07:30It says, do you like both guys and girls?
07:34If so, how many girls have you been with and have you ever had a threesome?
07:38Oh, my God.
07:39It's a trifecta.
07:39Okay, well, there we go.
07:40How many questions was there?
07:43I believe that.
07:44Well, now, I will say somebody else said, y'all not paying attention.
07:47Every time y'all say he or him, she says they.
07:50Sounds like she's into girls.
07:52That came out of the 813, so the 413 actually took it one step further.
07:56So, people be listening.
07:57Now, you be talking.
07:58Go ahead.
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59I'm going to say I plead the fifth.
08:01What?
08:03Yeah.
08:03Are you serious?
08:04I plead the fifth.
08:06I plead the fifth.
08:09Plead the fifth.
08:10Five.
08:11One, two, three, four, fifth.
08:13Wow.
08:14And now, that means nobody can ask you that question again.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Nobody can ever ask you that question again.
08:19You're absolved.
08:19Yeah, let's just take that one off the table.
08:21Damn, okay.
08:22I wonder what part of that three-part question.
08:24Yeah, for real.
08:25Like, you know, was it the girl thing?
08:27Was it the threesome thing?
08:28Damn.
08:29All right.
08:29Wow.
08:30We should have split them up.
08:32Yeah.
08:34All right.
08:35You have one more question.
08:36One more.
08:37Okay.
08:37One more question.
08:39Wow.
08:39All right.
08:40Let's see.
08:42Give her that good one.
08:44There's a lot of good ones here.
08:46Now she's vulnerable.
08:47Now she's got to answer it.
08:48Yeah, right.
08:49Oh, man.
08:55Just keep on scrolling.
08:56Yeah.
08:57I mean, that's one out of the 419.
08:58Is that what y'all talking about?
09:00Somebody says, I just want to know if she is sexy or she's sound.
09:02No, she's not.
09:03But we got video that's getting ready to pop off for you, too.
09:07So we'll have that loaded up after Buck Nash to get back to the lab.
09:10So the 419, is that it?
09:14Yeah.
09:14There's a lot of them.
09:18I knew it.
09:19You go, girl.
09:20Let's see.
09:22That's the problem.
09:23All right.
09:24All right.
09:25So here's the question.
09:28Question for Miss Vanessa.
09:29Black Lives Matter.
09:31How many black guys have you had sexually?
09:33Yeah, you wish you had that plea now.
09:41I would, you know, I'd say maybe about four.
09:49I'd say about four.
09:51I was in a long relationship with a black guy.
09:56And I was, and so I haven't been single.
10:01So I'm thinking of before we were together, because I took up a lot of my time.
10:06So I would say like about four.
10:08About four.
10:08About three of his friends?
10:11No, none of his friends.
10:12They tried, though.
10:13They tried.
10:13They tried to shoot.
10:14They tried?
10:14Wow.
10:15Yeah.
10:15All right.
10:16Well, it's not bad.
10:17All right.
10:17Let's see.
10:18You got a boomerang.
10:19You can use any one of the questions that you answered.
10:21You answered all three of ours, which is, you know, how old would you go?
10:26You said 40.
10:28One night stands.
10:29You said last October is where you actually got busy.
10:34And Buck asked.
10:36Did you hook up during the quarantine?
10:37Did you hook up during quarantine?
10:38You said no.
10:40So you can use any of those.
10:41And also the ones that you answered from the audience about how many black guys.
10:45I don't think that's really going to play to us.
10:47Yeah, I don't.
10:47And the other one that you answered was about stealing something.
10:54So what is it that you want to boomerang to the room?
10:58I'll ask the stealing because there's some people who are in relationships.
11:02So the hook up thing won't be as fun since y'all been in relationships for a long time.
11:06So we're going to ask, have y'all ever stole from your parents?
11:09What'd you steal?
11:10And which one?
11:11Which one?
11:11All right.
11:12I got this.
11:13I stole from both of them.
11:15And it was the car.
11:16It was a white Cadillac.
11:18Went off, bought a four-pack of wine coolers.
11:21Went to a party.
11:22Was just chilling at the party.
11:25And then my dad kicked in the door and found me.
11:27This is before cell phones or anything.
11:29So I don't know.
11:30He had to show up.
11:31I don't know how he found out where I was.
11:33But I had took the car.
11:35Oh, I was done.
11:36Okay.
11:36That was the end of my summer.
11:37Is that an ass-whooping situation?
11:39Because that was back in the day.
11:40Is that an ass-whooping?
11:40I did not get one of those.
11:43Oh, man.
11:43No.
11:44Yeah.
11:44Well, let me tell you.
11:45I've come from a whooping tribe.
11:47That would have been a whooping right there.
11:49Let's see.
11:50Stealing from my parents?
11:51Because, I mean, I did lift a little money out of my dad's bill.
12:01My dad had a knot all the time.
12:04And, you know, I would go through my money.
12:07Because I worked for my father.
12:08So I had my own money from, like, seventh grade.
12:11So I had a paycheck and all this other stuff.
12:12So I had my own little bank account.
12:14But mine would get light.
12:16And so I remember, like, my dad had, like, his money in this little rubber band, like the old players do.
12:23And I went in there.
12:24And he was sleeping.
12:25And I just, like, shot up a 50.
12:27Oh, man.
12:28Did he notice?
12:28It was a bunch of 50s, though.
12:29He ain't never noticed.
12:30Oh.
12:30He ain't never noticed.
12:31When I was young, I had to have been, like, eight or nine.
12:34I was going through my parents' room.
12:36I know I wasn't supposed to be in my parents' room.
12:38And they had, like, a little bookcase.
12:40And I was going through the books.
12:42And I realized that one of them was a fake book.
12:45It was hollow, you know?
12:46So I opened up the book.
12:48And there was a stack of hundreds in there.
12:51A stack.
12:51It was probably, looking back, it was probably four or five grand in there.
12:55I took all of it.
12:56But I didn't spend it.
12:58I was, like, eight or nine.
12:59I had nowhere to go.
13:01So I just was in my room.
13:02I used to really love wrestling.
13:04So I was pretending I was Million Dollar Man Ted DBS.
13:07The Million Dollar Belt.
13:08Yeah, it was a million dollars.
13:09Just throwing the money around and everything.
13:12But after that, my ADD kicked in.
13:16So I cleaned it up.
13:16But I forgot to put it back.
13:18So then a few days later, he noticed I got whooped.
13:21But I didn't spend any of the bread.
13:23I just threw it around my room.
13:27Your son is in here throwing around money like he can't beat me out for you.
13:33Wow.
13:33All right, Wade.
13:34You made it to your first one.
13:35What did you think?
13:36I think I'm sweating everywhere.
13:39I'm a little nervous.
13:40It's officially a wrap.
13:42This will be up at wild94.com and on our socials as well.
13:45So you can get at that.
13:46Wow.