Plead The Fifth: Who Was Your Middle School Crush And What Made You Like Them So Much?
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00:00hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY now who's taking the stand me rolling up here getting sworn in
00:08now the questions come I got three from the room three from out there and uh I get one boomerang
00:13and one pass so Davi is first up because we go clockwise around these parts I am first and
00:19Orlando I would like to know what is the last situation personal or professional that now in
00:26hindsight you look back and say I wish I would have handled that differently uh personal or
00:33professional yes sir um that I would handle differently uh probably
00:42I don't know man that's like it's not too many things that I regret um like uh personally
00:52I said that before um I don't know like I a person that probably like being more like
01:01workout-ish okay like you know like when because I knew at an early age I wasn't really a runner
01:06like you know like like when we used to play sports I played basketball baseball football and the worst
01:12thing ever was all right y'all give me 20 laps and I'm like oh 20 are we serious and so I I have never
01:18been that kind of like dude and I remember my my my uncle just tried to get me to like be a little
01:25bit more athletic like about fifth sixth grade when he was like yo we're going running and I went with
01:30him and I was like I could I halfway through I convinced myself all right I'm this ain't for me
01:34and I just turned around and walked home and I was just like so I knew right there I was like not
01:39it so I probably would have went harder on that side so I could have been like one of them people
01:44out there running okay out there recreational running not just running from them I uh what
01:50what you got you next oh Buck's like oh my microphone's not on okay old news um the crush you had
01:58in like elementary school or middle school who was it and what made you like that person so much
02:07my crush yeah one of your crushes like when you think back on like that smile on your face right now
02:13says everything who was it and why oh man I had I had I had one I had Erica Reeves Erica um
02:23she had braces you like that you like that I liked it I was like it was like third grade I had a big
02:31crush on you still into that nah out of curiosity nah I mean but it's just I just I just really I just
02:37I thought she was really cute with her yeah so like so much so that I used to try and uh this is
02:41crazy my mom was like boy what is that on your teeth and I had the you know the tin from double
02:47mint yeah like of course pretend it's a grill yeah and I had them like on my mouth like braces
02:52and my mom was like what the hell are you doing I'm like mama mama my braces she's like boy you
02:58don't need no damn braces take them things off yeah yeah so yeah that was Erica and uh and Josette
03:04Sanchez in uh eighth grade did you ever get a chance to kiss make out or yeah yeah yeah did you
03:11smash any no you know what I mean not Erica Erica was too young I was like third grade okay but
03:19eighth grade eighth grade yeah Josette though yeah a kiss and holding hands man that's money you know
03:24yeah yeah yeah she she she she was yeah she was early too like she was she was curvy oh I gotcha
03:33I was in eighth grade you know like you know so a little go a long way
03:36that was a good look all right okay all right Buck what you got all right so we make a lot of
03:44sacrifices for our kids we make a lot of decisions based on them and you've got two daughters soon
03:51they're going to be grown they're going to be gone you will be what is called an empty nester oh yeah
03:57empty nesters what do they do what do they do walk around the house butt naked yeah yeah online I saw
04:03they start cooking baking they make friends with other empty nesters what is your plan when the
04:10girls leave when the girls are out and gone um that whole naked thing a lot is a thing like you know
04:19you just start not putting on clothes just walking around because you don't have nobody to worry
04:23about uh um other than that I mean the kids leave yeah I mean because I don't know like I mean
04:29he ain't got no plan I don't have a plan I mean traveling would probably be dope you know like uh
04:37like like going to do something you know like like going to see like you know those huts that are up in
04:41Bora Bora those ones just like out there hell yeah like I never really saw that as a family uh type of
04:47vacation so I guess after it's an empty nest I can go out there and get my hut on yeah I can't wait to
04:52go with you you want to go down the whole show no no no see no all right so we got three coming
05:00from the text 88429-0941 what we got um we have one I'm gonna have to kind of change the wording
05:08and ask it just in case in a more medical sense of the term oh okay all right don't get us fine
05:14Orlando yeah when is the last time you had a nocturnal emission a moist one the last time I had a
05:26nocturnal emission uh that's what it's called right I don't know yeah that's like when you're dreaming
05:31and you're like it's not dry the opposite of dry oh the last time I had a nocturnal emission
05:41um maybe like you know what it was probably like July really yeah Davi is stuttering
05:52yeah yeah I remember it I remember it like it was yesterday because it was damn near yesterday
06:00I was I was stuck up in the COVID room and I remember I was going I was you know dreams with
06:07you had no I had no interaction with people and it's just like one dream got real brolic and I woke up
06:13like wow oh okay oh I guess that was that was a loss all right so yeah so yeah it was like uh it
06:23was like July like you know what like into June whatever yeah it was COVID though I blame COVID
06:29okay okay I blame Fauci Orlando have you ever missed the deal of a lifetime an investment or a deal
06:39that would have set you up but you were too nervous or inexperienced to move on it
06:43um I'm sure I have I've been presented a lot of stuff that was like the big money scheme the big
06:50money come up or whatever and I didn't I didn't go into it um but it's more so because like it like
06:56more people have people pitch me too much and then I watch it and I see it not below and I'm like so
07:03now I'm really pensive about everybody's ideas when they come to me uh but there have been a few
07:08um um like back when like Apple stock popped off oh yeah I was told I should have getting it at and
07:14I'm like man I ain't got no time to be doing stocks and the people who did it like came up came up and
07:21and stuff and so I wasn't really into that maybe that's why I hate on Apple now nope maybe that might
07:26be why I hate on Apple now yeah we're Android people yeah I am I'm an Android to the death broke as hell
07:32but to the death uh yeah so I mean like that and uh I mean that yeah just little handfuls of that
07:38stuff like that okay yeah uh there's a phone call there's somebody on the line all right oh hello
07:44good morning good morning hey good morning what's your name
07:48jean hey jean jean from the bird yes from the bird you heard okay
07:55all right jean what's up what's your question all right so you may want to take a shot at
08:02Hennessy after this okay so my question to you have you ever had and this is a two-parter have
08:08you ever had a bad oral experience either giving or getting like have you ever came across somebody
08:15that had like a little tissue ball rolled up in their little private area or you know
08:21oral involved eating the grocery too you eat grocery or not okay
08:26wait what hey finally somebody's asking the important questions in this room I mean yeah we
08:33turned into cnn all of a sudden we got the heavy questions all right um all right jean uh
08:39let's all right uh how do you answer these questions um the truth have I have I had a bad oral
08:48uh uh oral situation um like either getting or receiving right um uh they're not all great right
09:00yeah I mean yeah I mean everything is pretty pretty much standard I think I you know uh I mean I will
09:06say I mean because I talked about one person who who uh who who didn't uh who hurt who would hurt
09:14you oh like they would uh because I it was a college uh ex that that I won't talk about because
09:22I said I wouldn't talk about bad about it no more I got you so if you're listening last week
09:25used to whittle it down used to like I used to I told her to demonstrate on to demonstrate what she
09:30does on a banana and the banana was whittling away so I was like giving her the understanding of that's
09:36that's because a banana can break away but but if it can't you're scraping things so we had to go
09:43through that kind of episode back and forth to get her to understand and she still didn't we
09:47bring it up uh but but as far as no I've been lucky in my situations where I haven't come across any
09:54what do you say like a lint lint balls or or stuff like that and uh as far as groceries um I mean it
10:01just depends on who's cooking I mean you can't just eat everybody groceries you know that's like a potluck
10:09at your at your job you're like who made this potato salad I'm trying to tell you you can't
10:13always eat groceries because you never know if they're getting it from save a lot yeah yeah you
10:18don't want to you want you don't want you don't want groceries from anywhere I like shopping as a
10:22pleasure I want mine I want fresh produce all right so I hope that answers your question
10:27yes it did and that gave me a laugh so thank you all right jean I appreciate it wow okay
10:33love her wow that's really hard that's hard you navigated well yeah I tried to try not to get
10:39in trouble uh let's see I so that was three that was three all right uh I didn't use pass but I got
10:44a boomerang I want to know uh your childhood middle school whatever it is girlfriend or boyfriend you
10:54had and why were they the one oh why were they the one who who was your one to make you see oh
11:01yeah I already know you smile yeah see that same thing big up to my girl uh Sarah Reese
11:06Sarah Reese was fire yeah and I was I was in seventh grade she was in eighth grade and like we were
11:13talking earlier a lot go a long way when you when you were oh yeah yeah she had it going on she was
11:18older she was older yeah I remember when I bagged her too oh my god no no no no she came up to me
11:26and she's like oh you have such pretty eyes I was like oh boom this is gonna be me all day
11:30yeah so I dated her uh all through seventh grade and summer vacation I had a lot of firsts with Sarah
11:39by the way why'd y'all break up well she went to high school yeah yeah you gotta let him go
11:45oh my god uh let's see that's right around the time when I moved to St. Augustine so there's
11:56this boy named Tripp of course his name is Tripp I know but he's a surfer or a mechanic he had a
12:03surfer's body my name is Tripp he had like the you know back then it was like the spiky hair he
12:10he had like the abs and his whole body was looking good he was on the basketball team and all that
12:14yeah and his name was Tripp but whenever we would get on the school bus together and he would walk
12:18by me I'd be like like not breathe and then he walked by me I'd be like oh my god it's so hot you
12:23know you just like look look at him don't say nothing okay yeah yeah Tripp Tripp Tripp my girl was
12:29Farrah Flights hey Farrah Flights Farrah Flights she's a porn star this is before Heidi Flights
12:35and all that but yeah it was one of those things where we were boyfriend girlfriend like a hundred
12:41times but that last time I finally got a kiss in the gazebo yeah you got a kiss yeah with some tongue
12:48yeah yeah and we made this bond we broke up for the last time and we said if we're still single
12:54when we're 30 we're gonna get married but then we never talked because it sounds so old when you're
12:58that age yeah so so does your wife know about a Farrah Flights no okay what's she look like
13:05yeah she's real ugly right now no I'm just kidding I'm just kidding Farrah
13:09all right Plead the Fifth is a wrap