Plead The Fifth: How Would Meredith Flip That Stimulus Check And Double Her Money?
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Meredith is being sworn in.
00:05She is going to give us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
00:10Oh, Lord.
00:11Except where she doesn't.
00:13All right, so you got three questions from the room, as always, three from the audience.
00:18You get a boomerang, and you get a pass.
00:22We go clockwise, so Buff Nasty, you're first.
00:25Mer, mer, mer, mer.
00:27Yes.
00:27So, me and you used to film a few things where we'd go to the convention center, and you would dress up for Comic-Con.
00:34Mm-hmm.
00:34All kinds of sexy outfits.
00:37Right.
00:37I want to know what your husband's favorite sexy outfit is in the bedroom, and do you still do it?
00:44Okay.
00:45Do you still do what?
00:46Dress up.
00:47Oh, dress up for him, like, at home?
00:49Uh-huh.
00:50Now, she got two kids, so.
00:53So, what?
00:54What did you try to say?
00:55I'm asking, do you still do it?
00:56And what is it?
00:57I love to dress up.
00:59If I could put on, like, a cute little teddy or something like that, I will.
01:05That being said, Anthony's favorite look on me right beforehand is definitely just naked.
01:12He doesn't care.
01:13He doesn't want.
01:14No, but it's true.
01:15Gone, gone, Anthony.
01:16Yeah, he's looked at me before, and he's always said, yeah, that looks good, but, you know,
01:21I just got to take it off.
01:23It's just, like, extra work.
01:24Too much work.
01:25Yeah, exactly.
01:26He doesn't, honestly.
01:27He don't have a character.
01:28Like, I know you went as Captain Marvel.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Supergirl.
01:32Batwoman.
01:33Batwoman.
01:34He don't have a favorite one?
01:35Like, y'all ain't ever bring one out at home?
01:36No, he didn't want any of that.
01:38Not at all.
01:39He just, like, take it off.
01:40That Batwoman suit was about to.
01:43I didn't know if you asked all the time.
01:46His favorite look on me is the nude look.
01:48The nude.
01:49The nude.
01:50The nude.
01:50Yes.
01:51All right.
01:51Okay.
01:52All right.
01:52Meredith, my question stems from this weekend.
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:56For some reason, I saw you post that your child ate ice cream for breakfast.
02:03Oh, God.
02:05That's a good day.
02:07But, like, then she started digging around.
02:10Mm-hmm.
02:10And finding other, like, packages of ice cream that she had eaten, like, under the pillowcase.
02:16Yeah, she's hiding it.
02:18So, two-parter.
02:20First of all, did you, at that point, realize that you don't know what the hell your child is eating?
02:28And also, have you had any other moments where it challenged your am I a good mother mentality?
02:36So, answer the first one.
02:38Actually, I'll answer the second one first.
02:40That happens to me all the time.
02:41I always question myself, like, what am I doing here?
02:44It also makes me realize that, you know, when you're a kid, you trust your parents, you think they know exactly what they're doing at all times?
02:49No, they don't.
02:49No.
02:50Because I'm a parent, and I'm just winging it.
02:51Yeah, you don't know.
02:52You have no idea what's going on.
02:53Like, you question sometimes, like, damn, am I bad?
02:56I mean, she just ate ice cream for breakfast.
02:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58So, what happened with that is it was super early.
03:01Aubrey decided to wake up at 6.30 in the morning.
03:03So, I'm still asleep, and she, I hear the TV come on in the living room, and I hear, I'm like, okay, well, she's just laying there watching TV.
03:12Then I hear the refrigerator door open.
03:14I think she's grabbing a yogurt.
03:15You know those Go-Gurts, the long ones, because it makes noise?
03:18Boy, if I didn't get up, like, 15 minutes later, tired.
03:20And then I found ice cream wrappers, like, all over the house.
03:24She ate ice cream for breakfast.
03:25And she had chocolate all over her face.
03:28And I'm just like.
03:28Yogurt was so good this morning, Mommy.
03:30Yeah.
03:30So, it was, ultimately, it was my fault, so I didn't really, you know, do anything about it.
03:35Because if I was a kid, I would have done the same thing.
03:36But, yeah, I definitely have that moment all the time, like, am I doing this right?
03:41But I didn't want to wake up.
03:42It was 6.30, so it was the weekend.
03:43So, you just laid there and let your child pretty much gnaw on a raw face.
03:47I thought she was eating Go-Gurt.
03:51Why did you think that?
03:52Because you didn't get up?
03:53I didn't get up.
03:54It was 6.30.
03:55I was so tired.
03:56It was terrible.
03:57I know.
03:57I feel you.
03:57Yeah.
03:57You know what I'm saying?
03:58And I'm like, you know what?
03:59It's just ice cream.
04:00She's fine.
04:01She's four.
04:02So, Meredith, here's my question.
04:03So, I don't know if you saw that they just passed the new stimulus bill.
04:09Yes.
04:09Okay.
04:09So, for a married couple, I don't know how it works with the kids.
04:12But for a married couple, you and Anthony would get about $2,800.
04:16Okay?
04:17That's nice.
04:17Anthony comes to you, and he's like, Meredith, I want you to flip this money for us, for our
04:23family.
04:24I'm not going to ask you any questions of what you're doing.
04:27Yeah.
04:27You have three months.
04:29What are you doing with the flip?
04:32Okay.
04:32You got three months to flip, $2,800.
04:34I'm looking for at least six grand back in return.
04:38Six grand?
04:38So, you pretty much need to double this.
04:40Double it up.
04:41Okay.
04:41So, I'm taking the cash.
04:43No questions asked.
04:44I'm taking the cash.
04:45I'm going straight to Davi.
04:47Me?
04:47And we talk about that.
04:48We talk about stuff we can't talk about on the radio.
04:53No.
04:53I think she just low-key snitch.
04:55She just low-key snitch.
04:58We're talking about crypto is what I'm talking about.
05:00Oh, okay.
05:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:01Crypto.
05:02Okay, all right.
05:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:03Where's the camera?
05:04You need to specify.
05:04Wink, wink, wink, wink.
05:05Specify if you're talking crypto or not.
05:07Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
05:08You thought she was talking crippy.
05:09Much different.
05:10All right.
05:11All right, Meredith, your question is, you mentioned on the air that you and Anthony snuck and got
05:18a quickie in at somebody's birthday party.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Whose birthday party was it, and how long were you guys gone?
05:28He didn't want me to tell this story a long time ago.
05:30What?
05:31What?
05:32But I'll tell it anyway.
05:33Okay.
05:35Poor Anthony.
05:36Okay, so it was my girl's 30th birthday party, and it was a house party.
05:41I like this penthouse suite.
05:42It was super, super nice, right?
05:44So we're drinking champagne and drinks, and then I got a little, you know, feisty.
05:50Oh, so you initiated the exit?
05:52Oh, 100%.
05:52You're like, come on in this room.
05:54Yeah, and he was just like, what are you doing?
05:55Like, we're here at the party with a bunch of people.
05:57I'm like, come on, come on, come on.
05:58Everybody's going outside on the balcony to, like, you know, enjoy themselves, do stuff
06:02that you do on a balcony.
06:03And I'm like, let's go over here.
06:04Let's go check out this side of the penthouse.
06:06And though I pushed him into the bathroom, and it was a quickie, you know?
06:10It wasn't like, you know, making love or anything like that.
06:13I'd say a good five to seven minutes.
06:17Okay.
06:18And then, you know, you kind of shimmy your dress back down, then you walk back out and
06:21act like, no, that's it.
06:21Shimmy your dress back down.
06:23Thanks for the visual.
06:25Okay, y'all.
06:27Okay, here, this one came out of the 941.
06:29It feels a little perverse, but that's what I wanted to know.
06:32It said, Meredith, I want to know your shower routine, like soap first or shampoo?
06:38Wash head to toe?
06:39Question mark.
06:39All the details.
06:40Damn.
06:41That feels like a fetish.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Okay, I guess we can go to that.
06:49Let's see here.
06:51Hot, hot water.
06:52I stand there for a minute or two, just let the, just hit my body, you know?
06:56And then I turn around and wet my hair.
06:59And then I guess I, I shampoo first with my hair and I let that set.
07:02And then I go to the soaping my body and I go from head down.
07:07Actually, that's not true.
07:08From shoulders down because I use face wash.
07:10And then I wash my toes and all that.
07:12And then I go to conditioner.
07:13So, and then I shave.
07:15Oh.
07:15This person is very turned on right now, by the way.
07:17They got to be into it.
07:21Yeah.
07:21Wow.
07:22All right.
07:22Okay.
07:24That's weird.
07:25Do you guys have a routine?
07:27I'm not the only one.
07:27I don't know.
07:28That sounds like a boomerang.
07:29Yeah.
07:30I don't know.
07:31All right.
07:31Let's see here.
07:33If you, if you had a weekend hall pass.
07:39Weekend?
07:40With any of your exes.
07:42Oh, damn.
07:43Who would you choose and why would you choose that person?
07:48Do I want to come home to a happy husband today?
07:50Wait, I mean, you got a past.
07:52He knows your past.
07:53Does he know all of your exes?
07:55He doesn't know them, but yeah, he's definitely aware.
07:56But I'm saying he knows, he knows who they are.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Right.
07:59Yeah.
07:59So, any name.
08:00I don't know if I'll give a name, but I'll definitely go with somebody that's wealthy.
08:05That way we can go to like some fancy island that I used to go to.
08:09Are there a lot of exes who are wealthy?
08:12There's a, there's a handful, I would say.
08:14Yeah, Meredith was out there.
08:16She was about that life.
08:17So, if I was going to, it would definitely be with somebody that, you know, had a little
08:21extra cash so we could, I don't know, go to some, you know, on a private jet and then
08:25go to an island and have people take care of us.
08:28So, you're thinking about the dude, the oxy clean guy?
08:31Not necessarily.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Because if y'all don't know, she used to date the oxy clean.
08:36All right.
08:37So, you have a boomerang.
08:39Okay.
08:39Because you just answered all three.
08:41Yes.
08:41And you didn't use your pass.
08:42So, I want to know if you guys got your stimulus check, how you all would flip it and what
08:49you would do.
08:52How we would flip it.
08:53All right.
08:54I'll go first on this.
08:55I think I've got enough knowledge to play the stocks to get in and get out and double up
09:01real quick.
09:02You're going to lose your money like I am.
09:03I might.
09:04But this is, for me, this is my best chance.
09:06Stocks?
09:07Stocks, yeah.
09:08Anything.
09:09All right.
09:10He's so Alex P.
09:12What?
09:14So clean boy.
09:15If I had to make it, and what was the limit?
09:18You had to double it up?
09:19$2,800.
09:20Six grand.
09:20He won a six grand back?
09:22Mm-hmm.
09:22Mm-hmm.
09:22Do my returns.
09:23I mean, I would probably give it to an offshore banking service.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:35That could probably take that out there.
09:37And unbeknownst to me, put it to work for itself.
09:42Can I poke a hole in your theory?
09:46Offshore bank ain't messing with $2,800.
09:48You're going to be like $2,800.
09:50I called it offshore.
09:51Yeah.
09:52But I think what I mean is-
09:55What are you alluding to?
09:56Giving it to somebody to do their offshore dealings that they do.
10:00Okay.
10:01Maybe in street pharmacy or something.
10:04Just hold on to it for a couple weeks and do what you do and bring me back six so you
10:08keep the rest.
10:08Okay.
10:09That's his offshore banking.
10:11That's what I'm saying.
10:12Dealing with the underground.
10:13Yeah.
10:13I would not put it in anybody else's hands.
10:17I put it in my own hands.
10:18I would flip it illegally to be 100% real with you.
10:23I like how Orlando tiptoes around that.
10:26I don't even want to say it that way.
10:28Because if you're in that situation that, yo, we need to make six, you're in a desperate
10:31spot.
10:32So yeah, I'm not trusting anybody else.
10:34I'm not trusting a stock market or crypto.
10:36Isn't that high stakes though?
10:37Can't you potentially just lose it all?
10:38Well, can't you in crypto and in stocks and in offshore banking?
10:41Yeah, but you could also go to jail on yours.
10:44Like if I just give it to Rollo, Rollo can handle it because Rollo is silent.
10:48Yeah, but Rollo ain't going to give you double what you gave him.
10:51Yeah, he is.
10:51No, he's not.
10:52Rollo's going to give you like-
10:52I trust Rollo.
10:54He's a good guy.
10:55Rollo about to disappoint you.
10:56He sold me pharmaceuticals in college.
10:59Rollo's an awesome guy.
11:01All right, what about if I just took it to the hard rock and played it?
11:04Oh, he's good at poker and stuff.
11:06I'm good, man.
11:07Go out there and play poker with $2,800 from Meredith.
11:10I'm straight.
11:11That's the government.
11:13All in right here.
11:14All in.
11:15Orlando and the freak show.
11:17Meredith has completed her plea to fit this wrap.
11:19Oh, please.
11:20She's sweating and breathing hard.
11:22She's made it.
11:23All right, we got more coming.