Froggy Sings About How Hot The Studio is And Fester Has A Hot Surprise For Him
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00:00Are we going to have an incident in the studio?
00:03Is this going to be good?
00:04Is this going to be bad?
00:05Roxanne, you've almost got a look of anticipated terror on your face.
00:10That's a perfect description because there's some props sitting next to me
00:13that are conveniently covered in towels, so I don't know what they are.
00:17And I'm very close.
00:19I'm too close to the action over here, MJ.
00:20You've got the plexiglass barrier at least.
00:23Anticipation terror.
00:25Ladies and gentlemen, we are about ready for the next installment of
00:31The Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series is back.
00:42The show's only been on for three weeks.
00:44After today's show, this will be the third complete week of the MJ Morning Show.
00:50And one of the highly anticipated bits that Froggy did
00:54when we did the MJ Morning Show for all those years
00:55over at the other radio station on Gandy
00:58was the Friday Fall Concert Series.
01:01And Froggy writes an original song which is inspired by real events,
01:06and then it culminates with some kind of a bizarre, wacky stunt.
01:12Now, Fester is shaking his head over here.
01:14Look at Fester.
01:15Fester's shaking his head.
01:16He's going...
01:16Look, I'm legitimately concerned about this stunt.
01:20I think this is a dumb, dumb stunt.
01:21This is the guy that was almost charged with felony arson for burning down a van,
01:25which that was so bogus.
01:27That whole turkey fryer fire thing was so bogus.
01:31No firefighter got hurt.
01:32That was a racket.
01:33Well, this Froggy stunt is a terrible idea.
01:37Compared to every other stunt we've done,
01:38I don't know that we've done any worse than this.
01:41This is really bad.
01:42I don't know why we're doing this.
01:43All right.
01:43Well, we're up to it.
01:45We're not going to...
01:45You son of a bitch.
01:46How about you support my stunt, you fat ass?
01:50Like, Froggy's in...
01:52I'm trying to support you.
01:54Yeah, support the...
01:55How about you support that ugly shirt Magnum P.I.?
01:58Wait a second.
01:59So, Froggy's already into DJ's Skrizzle Skrizzle character here, obviously.
02:04Nay-saying.
02:04Yeah.
02:05All right.
02:05So, Froggy, set this up.
02:06Talk about the song.
02:07What is it?
02:08Well, this song is about the studio that we work in on a daily basis.
02:12Oh, by the way, this song counts as my song count this hour.
02:16I just want to point that out.
02:17So, Ted Travis, you know.
02:18This should play all weekend long.
02:19Dumb.
02:20All right.
02:20And they're going to like it because this is a catchy little one.
02:23All right.
02:23It's called Studio Hell.
02:24All right.
02:24So, explain the genesis of the story.
02:26The genesis is, ever since the show came back, we've been working in what I consider
02:31to be the pits of hell, as far as temperature.
02:34Yeah.
02:34The studio's hottest.
02:35Let me be honest with you.
02:36This studio is so hot.
02:39And this is not a joke.
02:40This is 100% real.
02:41This studio, the air conditioning is so poor.
02:44And now we have four or five people in the studio.
02:48The studio's so hot that I always have, like, a bead of sweat on my forehead.
02:53That's number one.
02:54And during, this is what sucks.
02:56During COVID-19, I'm hot.
02:59I'm, like, sweaty.
03:00And I'm like, I can't tell whether it's just that I'm hot in the studio or if I have COVID.
03:04I mean, that's not a great position to be in these days when you've got the pandemic going on.
03:10And the studio is so hot, I always feel like I have a temperature.
03:15And it's just the studio is a flipping hot box.
03:19Well, then you'll relate to my new hit song, Studio Hell.
03:23All right.
03:23Are you ready to go?
03:25All right.
03:25So, Fester, are you ready?
03:26I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
03:28Okay.
03:28This is going to have a big finale that has to do with heat.
03:30All right.
03:30So, Froggy sings the song, then there's a finale, and it's the finale that Fester's
03:35very concerned with, correct?
03:36Yes.
03:37And it has to do with heat because the studio's hot.
03:40Wuss.
03:42Froggy's in character, baby.
03:43Froggy, you ready?
03:44I'm ready.
03:45Hang on.
03:46Ladies and gentlemen.
03:49Froggy's Friday Ball Concert Series.
03:53Hang on.
03:54Hold on, hold on.
03:55Rhodey, get my head.
03:57Rhodey?
03:59He's calling Fester a Rhodey.
04:01He's the hype man.
04:02He's not the Rhodey.
04:03All right.
04:03Are we ready?
04:04I'm ready.
04:04Let's do this.
04:05All right.
04:06You want to give me a countdown?
04:07This is called Studio Hell.
04:08If you'll please introduce me, Skrizzle, from School of Tadpoles.
04:12Ladies and gentlemen, lead singer from School of Tadpoles, it's DJ Skrizzle Skrizzle.
04:21Let's go, baby.
04:22Come on, move!
04:23Feels like hell, but a little warmer.
04:27Feels like a sauna on a summer day.
04:31Feels like all the walls are melting.
04:34It's the opposite of okay.
04:36It's too hot to be very funny.
04:40Too hot to be alive.
04:43It's too hot.
04:44I think I'm gonna pass out.
04:46Too hot to survive.
04:49It's too hot.
04:51Punch me in the wiener.
04:53Too hot.
04:54Give me some air.
04:55It's too hot to be entertaining.
04:59Too hot.
05:00Nobody cares.
05:03Feels like I just ran a mile.
05:09Feels like I just mowed the lawn.
05:16Feels like management hates us.
05:21Yeah.
05:22All of my body moisture is gone.
05:27Come on, guys, jump.
05:30Hotter than jalapenos.
05:33Hotter than the Earth's core.
05:36Hotter than a ball of fire.
05:39This is studio hell for sure.
05:42It's too hot to be very funny.
05:46Too hot to be alive.
05:48It's too hot.
05:50I think I'm gonna pass out.
05:52Too hot to survive.
05:54This studio sucks.
05:56Somebody punch me.
05:58Too hot.
05:59Give me some air.
06:01Too hot to be entertaining.
06:04Nobody cares.
06:10Oh, boy.
06:11Here it comes.
06:12Froggy's removed his glasses.
06:16Froggy is lying down on a table.
06:19Wait a second.
06:21Fester is just...
06:21Too hot.
06:23Too hot.
06:24Too hot.
06:25Fester has a plastic kiddie pool.
06:27Too hot.
06:28Fester, why do you have a plastic kiddie pool?
06:30I have a gallon bucket of hot sauce.
06:33Come on.
06:34No.
06:35No.
06:35Do it.
06:36It's too hot.
06:39Oh, my.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:45Fester.
06:47No.
06:48No.
06:49Fester.
06:50Get your towels.
06:51No.
06:52No.
06:52Fester.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:57Oh, my God.
06:59Water.
07:00Water on the cake.
07:01It's over the other side.
07:02Get it.
07:02Get it.
07:03Get it.
07:05Get it.
07:05My eyes.
07:07My eyes.
07:07Pour the water in his eyes.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:12Oh, my folks.
07:14Get out of the towel.
07:15No.
07:15This one's...
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18Wait.
07:18I told you.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:19I told you this was a bad idea.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:22I tried to warn you, everybody.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25Nobody was listening to me.
07:26Wait until you see this video.
07:29Roxanne, would you like to describe what you just saw?
07:31I cannot believe what I just saw.
07:34Froggy was lying.
07:35I thought he was going to levitate.
07:36And Fester poured a gallon of hot sauce on his face, in his eyes.
07:44Froggy didn't have...
07:45Roxanne.
07:45No.
07:46Was I right?
07:47Was this a terrible...
07:48Terrible idea.
07:49There's hot sauce all over this studio.
07:52Damn it, Roxanne.
07:52Give me the milk.
07:54I can't breathe.
07:56I'm not lactating anymore.
07:57Where am I going to get the milk?
07:58We don't have milk.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00Get out of the towel.
08:01We're out of towels.
08:02Get some water.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:05Roxanne, seriously.
08:05Get us some water.
08:06Come on.
08:06He's dying here.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:11Folks, hold on.
08:12We got to regroup here.
08:15Hold on.
08:16Give us a second.
08:17Froggy has been blinded by a gallon of hot sauce in his eyes.
08:20Hang on.
08:21We're back in a second.
08:22I don't know.
08:23I don't know.
08:26Come on, buddy.
08:27No.
08:27No.
08:28It really hurts.
08:32I know.
08:32I told you it was going to hurt.
08:35Oh, yeah.
08:37That's the trick.
08:42I think we should have watered it down.
08:44Just walk up to the microphone, Froggy.
08:46Go.
08:46You can make it, Froggy.
08:47Take some deep breaths.
08:48Try to breathe.
08:49Breathe.
08:50Breathe.
08:50Here we go.
08:50Put your microphone.
08:51Are you okay?
08:52Are you all right, buddy?
08:53It's too hot.
08:55It's too hot.
08:56Do you guys get the point?
08:58My face.
08:58I've never felt anything.
09:04I've never felt anything.