That hopeless romantic Meltdown spreads the love this Valentine's Day. Find out if he gets any in return! Thanks for watching!
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00:00Riff TV presents Meltdown's Meltdown.
00:08Valentine's Day is here. How exciting is this?
00:11Hey, I discovered a couple strange things about our area revolving around Valentine's Day.
00:16For example, some of the most Googled things in other states include like edible arrangements, romantic poems, even Hooters.
00:23Here in Michigan, it's heart-shaped pizzas.
00:26I don't know if it's with extra cheese and sausage or not, but whatever.
00:30Also, Detroit finished dead last as far as romantic cities are concerned.
00:34I mean, what's not romantic about potholes and a huge statue of a fist?
00:40I thought about going old school.
00:41Remember when you were a kid and you brought all sorts of Valentine's Day cards to your classmates?
00:45That really brought the love.
00:47I thought I should do the same thing with some of my fellow employees.
00:50Come on.
00:51Hey, this is going to be so exciting.
00:54Ann is going to love her Valentine's Day card.
00:56Come on, let's go.
00:57Ann, happy Valentine's Day.
01:02There you go, a little card for her.
01:03Wow.
01:03Well, happy Valentine's Day to you, too.
01:05I appreciate it.
01:06Thanks.
01:06Wow, how sweet.
01:07Roses are red.
01:20Violets are blue.
01:21I'm married, so you're not my number one, but you're my number two.
01:25That didn't work out so well.
01:39Let's give one to Jade.
01:43Jade.
01:43Yes.
01:44I'm just spreading a little love there for you.
01:45Happy Valentine's Day.
01:46Oh, that's so sweet of you, Meltdown.
01:48Yeah, you're welcome.
01:51Happy Valentine's Day.
01:52I hope it brings you nothing but love.
01:54And, oh, by the way, would you mind being the president of the Meltdown fan club?
01:59Well, not great, but spread the love isn't easy.
02:10Happy Valentine's Day.
02:13Oh, you're welcome.
02:13Enjoy.
02:13To the woman who works at the front desk, I hope your Valentine's Day is great.
02:24Please hold all my calls on Friday.
02:26I plan on coming in late.
02:32Ah, one of my favorite people, Emily.
02:35Happy Valentine's Day.
02:36Meltdown, three letters, PPO.
02:43Oh, well, George Clooney even strikes out every once in a while.
02:47Hey, Amber.
02:47Hey, Meltdown.
02:48Hey, happy Valentine's Day.
02:50Aw, thank you.
02:51You're welcome.
02:51Happy Valentine's Day.
02:54The holder of this card is promised a little slice of heaven.
02:58Just turn on WRIF weekdays between 3 and 7.
03:01What is this?
03:13Hey, everybody.
03:14Have a great Valentine's Day.
03:16Man, all this love is making me hot.