Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what made you say, "no, no, no," which reminds Andy of when a chair almost broke under him at the Peep Show Live event.
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00:00what happened what did you do that made you say oh no no no no no no 248-544-9743
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00:22way i swear to god this just happened to me though um you know i really had to super pee
00:28okay and i was like looking at the clock there wasn't a lot of time and i i walked outside
00:35and then i saw the bathroom door open and it was closing and i was like no no no no and then i
00:43tested the handle and yes andy was in there i thought it was lisa i was like lisa just after
00:48me big time yeah you caught him talking and then she was like what was that
00:52what was that loser not me
01:00i didn't hear what you said james like she's right there lisa's right there
01:05i'm like oh so andy f me yeah it was me yeah but i didn't know no of course no no one knew no one
01:13a lot of times when you're getting no no no no no no one knows nobody knows what's about to happen
01:18yeah i just remembered i said no no no no no at the peep show when i that chair snapped on me
01:23oh yeah like i was like because i remember in that meeting nobody took me seriously i was like ken
01:28i'm gonna need a sturdy chair yeah i don't need any mishaps don't worry i knew you were serious
01:33and man my my left my right shoulder was like bank oh no no no no no no here we go
01:40here we go yeah that would have been a hell of a hell of a party you had went down on stage
01:45thank god you didn't go down dude i thought about i was that's a rough peep show live peep show because
01:50i had to pee the whole time you would have had to laugh it off right i mean that's what you'd have
01:54to do but i don't know well i don't know what you do it's been like the fat guy breaks chairs
01:59i guess as a team we just all would have thrown ourselves off of our chairs
02:04they're all broken the look ken gave me when i told him i was like chair failed
02:14because he came up there for he was like what i was like chair failed cheers yeah my chair's
02:19failing right now about an hour left chairs yeah oh my i don't know what they're gonna want to be
02:28still we don't have backup chairs i would have been staring across because we were across from
02:34each other i would have been staring across and the platoon music would have started playing
02:39and i would have been watching you right falling in slow motion i'm like i'd have kept your eyes
02:45do you want to be the joke please somebody
02:49my brothers and sister
03:01there's this snapping of wood remember me
03:07dude i did i was like this is not good
03:21i knew i was like those damn high chairs
03:23yeah you knew the second you saw it you didn't trust it
03:26yeah it's like putting a boulder on top of like a like a yardstick
03:30yeah it's just not sturdy yeah no no
03:34please somebody he's going down there's nothing we can do
03:40tell my story
03:41we will
03:43i would i would have reached for you guys
03:46i had no idea what's happening you were sitting behind me the way we were set up it was odd
03:51yeah you know i wasn't even i couldn't even hardly see you
03:53there's i mean my heart literally stopped for a second when i heard that
03:57i was like yeah because that's the beginning that's it that's the beginning
04:00the fact that it didn't splinter
04:03right after you heard a snap
04:04is honestly
04:06it's amazing
04:07it's like the peep show miracle
04:09it was a peep show miracle
04:11right
04:12because i remember telling james i like grabbed him
04:14i was like james it's happening
04:15all i could do is ask him if he wanted to trade chairs
04:21there's no help there's nothing i could really do
04:24there was nothing anybody could do i was in that one alone
04:26surprise ken didn't come out right in the middle of it with like duct tape and like i got it don't worry
04:32no he left me
04:33yeah he did
04:34i was like see
04:35hope for the best
04:36it is every big person's worst nightmare
04:39that whatever they're sitting on
04:41breaks
04:42will collapse beneath them
04:43i know it's mine
04:44let alone in front of a live crowd
04:46it happened to me once years ago
04:48a folding wooden chair
04:49just
04:50i went through one of those uh
04:52the fabric ones
04:53like the
04:53lawn chair
04:54the fold-out lawn chair
04:56it was like from 1978
04:57right
04:58i knew i looked at i was like this isn't gonna
05:01it's so much more dramatic with the platoon
05:03yeah it is
05:03oh and the other one that happened
05:05it's the plastic chair
05:06but one leg it was so sad
05:08it just slowly gave way
05:10oh
05:10so i was like
05:11yeah
05:13and it was so slow yet i couldn't figure out
05:23yeah there's no because your legs are starting to go and there's nothing you can do there's nothing there's no saving yourself you're on you're long for the ride
05:29you just gotta make big jokes about yourself and try and recover
05:32yeah i had a honda civic crx and my seat i sat in it a little too hard and it snapped and my seat went all the way back
05:39oh no
05:39so then i was like no big deal or whatever
05:41and it is when you're on a hill
05:43trying to drive and gravity's like pulling you back
05:46it's no fun
05:47it is a big deal
05:49i'm like core strength don't fail me
05:51it's failing me
05:53it's failing me
05:54no no no no no no no no no