Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the approval for a new Detroit beach and share their thoughts on what might take place by the water.
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00:00all right guys we talked about this when it was a possibility well guess what what the detroit
00:14beach has been approved oh no we're getting a beach we're getting a beach bitches a detroit beach
00:21okay hold on are we getting a detroit sandy parking lot is that what it is this it's not a beach right
00:29well it's they have to bring in sand no but it's a sandy parking lot like a beach to me is a is a bunch
00:36of sand that flows into water yeah it's down by the river right yes we're getting a sandbox
00:42right kind of we're getting a sandbox that's what we're getting detroit sandbox detroit sandbox
00:49also known as a hobo litter box yep oh yep yay he's right painted no because they're not
00:59building a beach that you can like go into the water they're building like an area with some
01:04tables and stuff that you can sit outside and walk in some sand the detroit beach is going to cost a
01:11million dollars yeah sure there's more than just sand going oh sure i gotta buy those four picnic
01:17tables umbrellas umbrellas you're gonna need umbrellas i'm gonna need to dig a bit of a hole
01:24for my sandbox so if they have like furniture and stuff to lay on is that gonna be i don't know
01:30the detroit beach at night right yeah it's beach time it's time to sit on some sand can't go in
01:41the water or you'll die or get sick oh boy it smells like poop
01:46detroit beach bitch seagulls are attacking us seagulls are attacking us
01:55no one's cleaning up i stepped on the needle
01:59i just got aids
02:02i love detroit beach
02:09is that a mermaid no it's a crackhead
02:12i would find crackheads and make them wear those mermaid tails that's great
02:21oh i'd pay four crackheads right now to wear a mermaid tail
02:24crackmaids oh we gotta get crackmaids down there
02:28a detroit crackmaid dave how you doing i just i don't know i'm upset by this let's go to dave who's
02:34with us on the line here hi dave hey how you doing what do you think about the detroit beach
02:38okay a lifeguard oh lifeguard oh yeah yeah you know lifeguard tower lifeguard stand all that all
02:47that stuff you know what's crazy too though uh got a lifeguard no one can swim but we got a lifeguard
02:55on duty baby baby it's a crackhead and a red shirt with one of those dumb stupid things where is my
03:02whistle
03:07get drunk lifeguard help me
03:11help me get out of the goddamn water help me
03:16i'm drowning
03:20i can't save you i'm not a real lifeguard you can't get in the water so we just put a guy in a red shirt
03:28red shorts
03:31sunscreen sunscreen
03:33and a whistle
03:35and a whistle
03:36somebody help me
03:42we can't you're gonna die
03:45detroit beach bitch
03:48i like it
03:50i do too
03:50i like the music
03:52i like the music and the song and the whole idea
03:54like they're gonna have to continually change the sand
03:57so as long as they're doing that
03:59i just don't feel like
04:01that's gonna happen
04:02yeah my sandbox all the neighborhood cats used as a litter box
04:07yeah
04:07i didn't realize that's what it was until one day i go hey mom i found some clay in the sandbox
04:12oh no
04:13and then the next day i saw a bunch of cats in there
04:15oh no
04:17that wasn't clay
04:18that's not clay
04:20don't play with it
04:21kids
04:21put it down
04:23a lot of stray cats
04:25uh-oh
04:26here comes the pussy
04:28cats
04:29you know what i'm saying
04:30they're gonna poop everywhere
04:31you're gonna end up with it in your hair
04:33bring out
04:34hepatitis
04:35hepatitis
04:36oh my
04:37oh my
04:38the song like just stops
04:40it does
04:40it stops real abruptly
04:42it's
04:43it's funny because they're like
04:45they even say it
04:45we're really fixing the water edge
04:47yeah
04:48it's the edge
04:49yeah because you can't go in the water
04:50it's not like people are gonna start
04:52don't do it
04:52it's poison
04:53there's a frayda
04:56there's a frayda
04:57big ship
04:59fuck out
05:00suck in
05:01he did
05:02uh-oh
05:03somebody released a shark into the water
05:05fresh water sharks
05:07fresh water sharks
05:10that's not a shark
05:12that's just a turd
05:13oh my
05:15that's huge
05:16oh man
05:20yeah michigan sandbox
05:22that's really what it is
05:24oh boy
05:29i didn't see that comment
05:31someone shot
05:32at the beach
05:33shoot at the beach
05:35someone was upset
05:37they took someone's heat
05:39shot him in the head
05:42you're dead
05:43clean it up
05:44just bury it in the sand
05:46just bury it in the sand
05:46just bury it in the sand
05:48just drop beach bitch
05:50you're dead
06:11you