Dave & Chuck the Freak reenact what it must have been like when a cheap airline asked passengers to vote on whether or not they should take off with mechanical difficulties.
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00:00easy jet is a discount airline so it's like the i believe the british version of spirit but
00:10cheaper okay imagine that i think this is the planes that people stand up in the last rows
00:17oh my no yeah we talked about that yeah they stand up you stand up they have they put on like
00:22like a restraint shoulder pretty much just like there's like a post right with a little seat and
00:28then they sit on it's like a stand up so you rest your butt and then they strap you in but you're
00:34really you're standing like a stand-up roller coaster almost the last rows are the cheap seats
00:38yeah and you have to stand uh but passengers on an easy jet flight back from spain are now claiming
00:45the pilot went over the pa system and asked them to vote on whether or not he should fly the plane
00:51with a faulty engine can you imagine getting that freaking announcement
00:57what is the name of this airline easy jet hey
01:02easy jet customers i'm your captain we've got an issue bubbling up there on the old
01:12right side of the plane the uh look out there you'll see the engines on fire
01:21here's the deal yeah well that's a possibility i'm gonna put that out there uh we could just try
01:31this thing let's just fire it up and go i need to raise uh show of hands show of hands who says
01:38even though we have a burning engine the other two engines will still power us with uh two-thirds
01:47the power we need to get this bird off the ground and we can uh make it to grease
01:52in time let's see show of hands one two put your hand up no put your hand up no one put their hands
02:00up three four that's enough for me here we go we're gonna try this everybody buckle up also remember
02:07all the safety instructions you were told you're probably gonna need it um enjoy your flight what if
02:13how did they vote i hope to land these travelers were due to fly from um malaga spain to england but
02:20they had already faced 36 hours of delays you've been delayed for 36 hours
02:26risk your life in the same boat as me i'm ready to just die so why don't we all die together we won't
02:37be alone we'll face the great beyond together let's do it we're gonna do it that's it um buckle
02:45up the pilot asked for a show of hands on whether they should fly uh only a dozen people said that
02:51they should take off i love those dozen people holy cow he told the 150 passengers there was a 50 50
02:57chance both engines would be working can you imagine hey everybody it's your captain uh speaking
03:06again oh my god uh got an update on our uh odds i always say never tell me the odds because i'm kind
03:12of like on solo up here but uh 50 50 they're telling me that we all die 50 50 just put that out
03:21there raising answers one two three four five six seven eight nine let me off i've been standing
03:27for 36 hours in this seat just go just go man all right oh boy we got a large man a large large
03:36man no stop the plane because i'm gonna tackle that guy this is a district i don't like those odds no it's
03:42bad odds i'm gonna be honest 50 50 is not what i expected but i want to kill myself right now
03:48that we're gonna fly have a great day oh bye so they didn't take off one man who was appointed
03:55spokesman for the passengers who is he oh my god i'm the spokesperson for us passengers here on easy
04:05jet flight 112 okay all right i'll do a negotiation with your spokesperson i've been voted i didn't ask
04:12for this no who has ever i know uh with great something comes responsibility yeah i don't know
04:21yeah it's like the spider-man thing yes uh so what do your people want to do we want to get this show
04:27on the road or what oh great pilot we people of the plane say hell now
04:32there we have it uh the people have spoken and we're gonna uh be delayed another four days
04:41all right easy jet easy
04:48that's just wild i mean i've never heard of a of a passenger spokesperson
04:54in my life insane i've been voted their leader that's like stuff that happens after you crash on
05:02the beach of lost you know what i mean like you elect a leader and all that stuff none of that happens
05:08until after the plane crash yeah not not usually but it happened there
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