The studio was really cold so Dave was trying to keep warm, Andy noticed something about his shirts recently and Lisa has been having some trouble with a new water bottle.
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00:00hi there it is dave and chuck the freak here on a thursday morning thank you for being with us
00:16appreciate it it is so cold in here i'm wearing a blanket like as james said i look like his
00:20grandma yeah it's very grandma like i put my fox sports blanket on i'm not even cold i'm not that
00:28cold either no but you guys gotta write this side of the room i think the the draft the draft sounds
00:33so old the draft's coming in from this side the draft is even fine no it's well i've got a sweater
00:38on though it's it's you dropping that much weight dude that's what it is i'm getting i'm feeling the
00:44cold because i'm losing weight yeah that's it like i've got a lot of i got like walrus blubber yeah
00:48we're good over here i could lay naked on an iceberg and be just fine oh well i'm freezing
00:56so
01:01so
02:07I just sucked up the blanket fuzz.
02:10Did you throw it away, the blanket?
02:11Yeah, I popped it in the corner, goddamn Fox Sports.
02:14Your free blanket fuzz.
02:17Thank you for the gift.
02:19Thanks for the blanket.
02:19Thank you for the gift.
02:24It got fuzz.
02:25Oh, that was a lot of action.
02:27There was a lot of action.
02:28We'll get a roller, a lint roller.
02:30Yeah, don't worry.
02:31Lisa's got lint rollers.
02:32Are you worried about it because of the peep show stuff?
02:35You don't want to be all fuzzy?
02:36Well, whatever.
02:36I've looked much worse.
02:37I mean, look at me.
02:38I pulled this out of the dryer, and it's been in there for like nine days.
02:41I looked at a peep show clip the other day of my black shirt.
02:45It looked like I was wearing a raisin.
02:48It's a little wrinkly still.
02:50Yeah, it's wrinkly because I don't care.
02:52There's like a part here that's just dainty so I can show a little hip.
02:54It's like sucking it up.
02:56I can show a little hip on me.
02:58Take that.
02:59Yeah.
02:59Lisa gets the hip show.
03:01Lisa gets the hip show.
03:03Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:06Oh, she loved it.
03:07She loved it.
03:09Oh, God.
03:12Lisa wins.
03:15Lisa gets the hip show.
03:17Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:21Oh, that's great.
03:23Ah, well.
03:23All right.
03:24So Dave's a fuzzy disaster.
03:27Andy's shirt's falling apart.
03:29I've taken 25 poops today.
03:32This show's a nightmare.
03:34I've been choking all the time.
03:38I've got a new cup with a straw.
03:39That's got to be it.
03:40You think that's it?
03:41Because the straw's like a bigger straw than a normal straw.
03:44You're starting not to love it, though.
03:46I mean, it's like two days in a row you've almost choked it.
03:48I never choke, and now all of a sudden I'm choking.
03:50I gave you a pass, too, today.
03:51I didn't bring it up.
03:52Yeah.
03:53I almost let you have it again.
03:55Well, it's just so rare to see.
03:57If it happens again, I'm letting you have it.
03:58I think the problem, can I say, from a choker standpoint, you're holding it in.
04:03You're trying to hold it in so you don't make noise, and that's making it worse.
04:05Let her rip, Lisa.
04:06Turn your mic off.
04:07Who cares?
04:07Well, I always turn my mic off when I take a drink.
04:10No, I know you turn it off, but I think you try and hold it in when you're coughing.
04:14No, so when you cough, you've got to like, oh!
04:17Oh, it does?
04:18I don't want to be obnoxious on the show.
04:20It's good for your health.
04:22Who cares?
04:22If you cough like that, I'm coming around.
04:24I'm coming around.
04:26Yeah, just leave the room.
04:27Yeah.
04:27We'll know.
04:27We'll be okay.
04:28Unless you're dying.
04:29Well, if it happens again, I'm going to have to get rid of the straw.
04:33It is your straw.
04:33That's the only, that's the cold.
04:34I just talked to James about it.
04:36James has the same cup, and we're like loving on this cup.
04:39Yeah, but he's used to sucking things back.
04:41Yeah, that's true.
04:42Dave would know.
04:45Damn it, Beck.
04:46Got you, Dave.
04:47Anyway.
04:47Let's move on.
04:48Enough of our troubles.
04:49Now on to yours.