Things got weird in the studio when the show came back from commercial and Lisa noticed that Dave was wearing gloves.
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00:00Hi there, it is 728 on Dave and Chuck the Freak on a Thursday morning.
00:09It is the 12th day of December.
00:10Dave, why do you have gloves on?
00:12Are you wearing gloves right now?
00:14I bought studio gloves.
00:15Oh my god.
00:16My hands are, feel my hands.
00:18Just take a little, they're freezing.
00:21I don't feel that cold.
00:23They're freezing!
00:26That's what's wrong.
00:27Chuck, what's wrong with you?
00:27Where are you going?
00:28Are you just turning around?
00:29You just face on the wall?
00:31Chuck's just gone into the corner.
00:32The show's broke.
00:37The show's broken.
00:39I just felt your hand.
00:44She didn't know what to say.
00:46Hey, everybody, follow me on Twitch later.
00:51Me too.
00:52Me too.
00:53There you go.
00:55Hey, you can follow us on Twitch, at least some of us.
00:58The show is broken.
00:59Do I need to get on Twitch?
01:01Lisa's on Twitch too.
01:02Lisa, please don't get on Twitch because you'll have the biggest Twitch.
01:04You'll dominate us.
01:05I don't know what to do on Twitch.
01:07You don't have to do much.
01:09I'm just, I'm cold.
01:11I'm always cold, it seems, lately.
01:14So I figured if I wore gloves and keep my hands with them.
01:16You know that this show's recorded though, right?
01:18Like, you know, like, the show.
01:21There's a camera right there.
01:21There's a camera.
01:22What's the big deal?
01:22I'm wearing gloves.
01:23No one else wears gloves inside.
01:26I'm sure there's people that wear gloves inside.
01:28How do you type?
01:29I can still type.
01:30These are like the good ones that you can do stuff with.
01:32Is it the texting gloves?
01:33Yeah.
01:34Yeah.
01:34Looks like it's got that.
01:36Like Spider-Man stuff on it.
01:37A man in gloves really looks like he's about to strangle somebody.
01:43Mime or something.
01:44Yeah.
01:44Or mime.
01:45A short sleeve shirt.
01:46I don't know what.
01:47Some kind of performance art.
01:49He's doing mime art.
01:50I don't know.
01:51I don't know what's happening.
01:54Oh, man.
01:55Anyways.
01:56Well.
01:57No, I had to.
01:58So it's so cold in my office too that I luckily, I took Lisa's tip last year and got foot warmers.
02:05Yeah.
02:05What kind of gloves are those?
02:07I don't know.
02:08Ross and Dental?
02:09I don't have no idea.
02:10I just, I needed like thin gloves so I could still do stuff.
02:14Dave.
02:14But they could hopefully keep my hands warm.
02:15You legitimately bought studio gloves.
02:17Studio gloves.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:18Studio gloves.
02:19Is it almost, it's almost 80 in here.
02:23Don't you do it.
02:24No, it is not.
02:25That's not good.
02:25Look at the thing.
02:26Chuck's going to hang himself because I bought studio gloves?
02:29Chuck's going to hang himself?
02:30That won't sustain your weight, bud.
02:31Come on.
02:32No, Chuck.
02:32You need a stronger glove.
02:33I bet I can do it.
02:34It's not that big of a deal, Chuck.
02:36Don't even try it, Chuck.
02:38Oh, this is where we officially break the door and.
02:41Don't do it.
02:42Don't.
02:43Oh, no.
02:44Stop it.
02:44He's looking for a place to hang himself.
02:46A little snail.
02:46It's not that bad.
02:49It's just gloves.
02:53Yeah.
02:53It says it's almost 80 in here.
02:55But it's Joe Wade.
02:56Do you think it's 80 in here?
02:57Oh, sorry, James.
02:58Sorry.
02:59It's okay.
02:59I'm just probably making a bad joke anyways.
03:01But Dave could have his own line of studio accessories.
03:03He's got a studio of sunglasses.
03:05Yeah.
03:05Studio gloves.
03:06He's got a studio blanket.
03:07It's true.
03:08I'm in a short-sleeved shirt.
03:10What else do you have?
03:11You still have those breast implants over there?
03:13No, I threw those in the garbage.
03:14No, I got rid of them.
03:15They were giving everybody cancer.
03:17No, that wasn't the case.
03:20Are you sure?
03:23That wasn't the case.
03:24What do you have there?
03:25There was Chuck on it.
03:26Oh.
03:27What's that?
03:27You still have some.
03:29That's a titty.
03:30What is that all about?
03:31I never saw that.
03:32What is that all about?
03:33Yeah, we were giving those together.
03:37Lisa, feel this.
03:38It's all right.
03:40It looks so real, Chuck.
03:41You should do the show with one giant breast.
03:43So, yeah, Chuck held just his guy.
03:45He's got one, but Chuck held on to one of his.
03:47Does it got a sag, son?
03:48Yeah, does it got a, you got to suction it to yourself?
03:51No, it's supposed to be.
03:52I have tons of chest hair, so.
03:53Oh, yeah, it's not going to work.
03:54I can get some scotch tape if we tape it on you.
03:56I never saw that gift.
03:58Yeah.
03:59I missed it.
03:59It's been in a cabinet.
04:00Yeah.
04:01I remember that.
04:02Oh, that was my birthday gift from James, wasn't it?
04:05Didn't James get me that?
04:06It was a Christmas gift a couple years ago.
04:07Yeah, a boob pillow.
04:09Some breast for the rest of his face on.
04:11I don't know why they all ended up in your cupboard.
04:12Did you steal all my tits?
04:13It's the boob cabinet.
04:14No, because people cleaned.
04:16Oh.
04:17Anyways.
04:18That's all of them.
04:19Sorry.
04:19All right.
04:19Yeah, I'm just wearing gloves.
04:21It's no big deal.
04:22It's coming up.
04:22Cold.
04:23I'm cold, and I got rid of my tits.
04:24You got to do you, man.
04:25You got rid of my tits.
04:26I know.
04:26That sounds strange.
04:27I know it does, doesn't it?
04:29Anyways.
04:29I got to do me.
04:31Yeah.
04:31I'm sick of being cold.
04:33It can't be cold.
04:33It may be a circulation issue or something.
04:35I don't know.
04:35Turn up the heat.
04:36No, because then these guys will bitch.
04:37They'll bitch that it's hot.
04:39I'm in your short-sleeved shirt.
04:40I don't know.
04:40Something happened to me.
04:41Honestly, when I got my gallbladder out, my life changed.
04:44Everything about me changed.
04:45Yeah.
04:46I, all of a sudden, could drink more.
04:48Yeah.
04:48I feel the cold more.
04:51It shouldn't be caused by that, but I can directly relate it to that timeline.
04:56You've lost weight, so that might have something to do with it.
05:00Yeah, but my hands are not cold.
05:01Yeah.
05:02I mean, I don't know.
05:03She's a skinny bitch.
05:04Wow.
05:06I'm just saying, like, she's thin.
05:10Well, I mean, I don't know why every woman's got to be a bitch, but okay.
05:16It's not a woman, thing.
05:18Chuck can be a bitch, too.
05:19Okay.
05:21Look, he's a nipple-flicking bitch over there.
05:25He's good at it.
05:26Yeah.
05:26He really is.
05:27That's a good, that's good form, man.
05:29Anyways.
05:30I never thought of that move.
05:32Let's move on.
05:33We got stuff to do here.
05:36It's been a weird day.
05:37It started weird, and it's continuing weird.
05:39I wonder who...