Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about sports that didn't make the cut for the winter olympics and imagine Andy participating in one of them.
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00:00national geographic put out a list of some winter olympic sports that didn't make it
00:10never quite made the cut they were close but they didn't quite get there a ski ballet was one of
00:16them so like ski dancing yeah it's like figure skating on skis pretty much yeah with flips
00:23turns and flips again um it made it as a demo in the 1988 games in calgary yeah i feel like i
00:30remember it in the 1992 games in france but there was no third time no well who doesn't you know
00:37and then uh speed skiing that sounds cool i bet that's crazy i bet it looks more like someone
00:46died during training in that what how they die it uh made the demo stage once in the 1992 games
00:52the winner was clocked at 142 miles an hour do you remember this sport this is the one where
00:58they just had a giant hill and the guys had those big giant helmets on oh the ones with the angle
01:04and they were just like they were just going a thousand miles an hour straight it's exactly what
01:10i looked like the first time i went skiing as a fat kid i literally set a record for the fastest fat
01:17kid down a mountain and i this one i ended up in the parking lot with the fat
01:22oh my god okay so like yeah you gotta look there on your does he die here i don't think so
01:30all right go go dude i mean i know you're scared to death
01:34oh my god that's crazy that's exactly how fast is he going i had people yelling do the pizza do the pizza stop and i'm like i can't 142 miles an hour he set a new world record so you're just like that's exactly what you're saying 142 miles an hour on skis
01:58can we watch a crash can we watch a crash can we watch a crash i want to see andy do it
02:08i feel like we need to see what happens when you crash doing this yeah because it feels like i don't like if it's if it's where a guy dies i don't want to see it
02:25i'm okay with it
02:27and go
02:29go
02:30you can do it andy
02:35you got it andy
02:36oh he's losing it guys
02:37go man dandy look out watch that
02:39oh my god
02:41okay
02:42oh this leg is to be broke right
02:45oh he's still going
02:46oh
02:47okay
02:50all right
02:51he's still going
02:52he's still going
02:53this can't stop
02:56i'm still going 100% now i'm hitting everything
02:59i just keep hitting everything
03:02my legs are fine
03:04i'm fine i'm just in the suit
03:06in like a shiny red suit
03:07here i go
03:09my shiny red latex suit broke the phone
03:12it's okay
03:13i've hit 900 miles an hour down the hill
03:16i snapped everything in my body
03:18everything in me is snapped
03:22every one of my bones
03:26because when i saw there was at least one bone that was unshnapped
03:30i hit him down the hill
03:32oh thank god my arm is unshnapped
03:35and then a tree snapped it
03:37i mean that's all that i remember that sport that sport is insane yes and you're right someone died and they were like we can't do this anymore honestly though one of the most exciting sports
03:52it's amazing
03:53it's amazing i'd watch that in a heartbeat
03:55they just knew that it was just people signing up to die though right that one person would die in the olympics for sure yeah okay here's just a bunch of crashes let's see them let's watch them
03:59here's they go
04:06okay andy this time after that crash you'll do better man i regret everything
04:10no andy you got this come on you're going you're going super fast you're going probably too fast
04:15you're going probably too fast
04:16oh andy
04:18oh andy
04:19oh no
04:20oh god
04:21my organs
04:22my organs
04:23my organs
04:24he didn't crash too bad
04:25no he wasn't that's pretty good
04:26i mean i thought he was going to be in splinters
04:28i think there's a technique to how
04:30what is that crazy alien helmet he's wearing
04:32it's just aerodynamic
04:33it's just to make you go super fast
04:35andy's back up he made it not
04:37oh no
04:38oh
04:40it's a little see
04:40control
04:41this might be the one we just watched a little bit ago
04:44here he goes
04:45and then
04:46oh
04:47oh wait
04:47oh no it's not
04:48oh no it's not
04:50oh oh
04:50his helmet just blew right off of the igas
04:53he's guarding his head
04:54he's guarding his head
04:54hold that head andy hold your head
04:56oh you hit the fence andy
04:58he's like i'm glitz i'm glitz
04:59my own butthole popped my eyeballs out
05:01and honestly there is no real skill to it is there
05:06No.
05:06When you think about it, there's no real skill to it.
05:09You just gotta angle yourself.
05:10You just literally are just big, giant balls.
05:13Who's got the biggest balls?
05:14That's it.
05:15Honestly.
05:15Who's got the biggest balls?
05:16Squeeze them into that red suit.
05:19I don't know, guys.
05:20And he has a red suit.
05:21I don't know.
05:22Yes.
05:23And you know you look good, man.
05:24Yeah, because you look all right.
05:25Yeah, it's tight.
05:27It's tight.
05:28See everything?
05:28The suit is tight.
05:30All right.
05:30I'm going to go out there.
05:31Give me my dumbass helmet.
05:33Give me your helmet.
05:33Give me that stupid helmet.
05:35That's going to fly off of me when I explode it, though.
05:39Halfway my love.
05:40Yeah, it doesn't look big enough.
05:41No, listen.
05:42I love the idea of a real big guy doing it.
05:46Because everybody is all in great shape, and they're doing it.
05:50And then they're just like, no, I'm like the Mexican meatball.
05:55And I'm just like a little guy who's big.
06:00And I'm doing it.
06:01Like, I'm going for it.
06:02I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:04Yeah.
06:04The John Daly of Speed Skiing.
06:07I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:08I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:09I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:10I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:11I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:12I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:13I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:14I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:15I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:16I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:17I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:18I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.
06:19I like to think I'm the Babe Ruth of Speed Skam.