A recent study showed that computer viruses decline around Lent because people give up porn and Lisa is so proud of Andy when he shares that he has also given up porn.
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00:00here's something surprising there's been a big dip in computer viruses
00:1017 percent yeah except for this building
00:13oh my god people just stop opening contacts and things from people you don't know
00:21around here with that i got an email from uganda better check it out i downloaded it to the
00:27official system that'd be a new advertiser um so what they're saying is there's been a 17 drop in
00:36computer viruses and just since the middle of last month and what they are attributing it to
00:41is people who gave up porn for lent oh that's awesome um the popular computer virus software
00:50spy hunter says since the start of lent last month there's been a 17 drop in malware infections
00:57and it's they say it's likely because people are watching less porn it's also because people have
01:02given up things like social media so less porn is not the main reason we're getting fewer viruses but
01:08definitely one of the biggest they say all the viruses will start up again so that's it that's
01:14a big thing i want to know if anyone listening just quickly has given up porn or sex for lent like do
01:20you give up sex i don't know about giving up sex because anyone listening giving up something dirty
01:25for lent 1-855-954-6969 like to cheaters stop cheating do is there anything dirty you've given
01:33up for lent 1-855-954-6969 you got to give up something that's hard to give up right right you
01:39know what i mean that's what it's all about right it's about a sacrifice i think that's what it's
01:42all yeah that's what it's all cheaters would hate to give up well that's crazy i'm gonna give up
01:46cheating for less yeah i mean you might want to look more into your religious views
01:52you know i remember you know because i'm i grew up roman catholic and yeah me too god everybody
01:59loved to tell you what they were giving up you know what i mean and you can't really walk around
02:04saying well you know what i'm giving up cheating on people i'm not gonna cheat on anybody or if it
02:10was anything sexual or whatever i'm gonna give up pleasure time yeah exactly i'm gonna stop
02:15getting bjs you don't really go around telling people you know i'm just gonna stop going down on
02:21chicks and put the butt plug away uh yeah yeah andy here's an idea for you next lunt uh this guy gave
02:27up uh sex and weed jesus no thanks sorry jesus but uh i like both too much shouldn't have created
02:35them oh this guy said not for lent but i gave up porn in december because of your show
02:38when we talked about how porn can screw up your boners yeah yeah i'm off porn you're off porn
02:45yeah i've been off porn oh green green
02:49she's so proud did you see her little face i have been green
02:56there's a reason there's a reason he's off porn i know i know there's a reason he's off
03:02it's it's it's pretty easy for him right now
03:05yeah there's a reason he's off
03:09oh that made me so
03:11i was like
03:13give me a girlfriend i'll be off porn too
03:18i promise
03:21i'm keeping that poor girl busy
03:27you know come on
03:30that's how i'm gonna say his name from now on
03:33i was so proud i wasn't
03:35she was
03:36how about like a dog when you start like
03:38yeah like start shaking your tail
03:40you want to walk please
03:42stretch my belly
03:44yeah just submit
03:47he was so incredibly proud
03:54i know i know
03:55nice moment
03:56that's good though
03:56that's good
03:57i know i just
03:58i'm trying to save the boner man
03:59save the boner
04:01my lifestyle has assaulted my boner
04:03yep
04:03this is hardcore
04:04um i gave up cocaine for lent
04:06three years ago
04:08and i've been clean since
04:09see that's good
04:11that's good
04:11you know what i mean
04:12like you didn't go out
04:13can you imagine
04:14hey andy what'd you give up for lent
04:15blow
04:16oh wow
04:17that'd be great
04:18oh my god andy i never thought you'd give up blow
04:20and i tell you i cannot wait till the 40 days is out
04:23oh i bet
04:2440 days no blow
04:25i'm gonna do so much blow
04:28oh yeah
04:29yep
04:30look at those lines
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