Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Ronnie James Dio hologram tour that is supposed to be hitting the road soon and they imagine what it would be like for the guy who runs the show.
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00:00Whitney Houston is going back on tour in hologram form oh god they gave up on this
00:10hologram no they're never gonna they did for a while right and now it's back full steam it's
00:16now officially in the works there's also a new album that'll come out right when this tour
00:22apparently happens previously unreleased Whitney Houston material it is um insane
00:29because yeah I guess there was a time she was America's sweetheart but stuff soured so bad by
00:37the end and just the way the crack stuff yeah you know the crack stuff all the crack stuff
00:42it took a toll on her America's sweetheart image so they're doing a Ronnie James Dio hologram tour
00:50this spring I wonder how much the tickets are going for that come on it's kicking off this month
00:58Dio okay so let's go to the website here all right so there's tickets available in every
01:04place Fort Myers you're gonna be the first stop on this hologram tour May 31st let's go to the
01:10ticket site here to get some tickets see what they're costing us I think we could turn off
01:14Whitney Houston I know I feel like I'm shopping yeah okay so I didn't mind it
01:20he wanted to hear the whole song okay so where's the stage let's go let's go in the middle so 60
01:27bucks come on 59.77 plus 11.50 per ticket fee I'll be honest though okay so as crazy as this all seems
01:36and like oh my god they're how you do this it's just me with a laptop it's me with a laptop flying
01:43to these cities like I'm the whole Ronnie James Dio show do you think you'd have the same kind of
01:50like crazy rock star demands and attitude yeah like uh excuse me but uh Ronnie needs only green
01:58M&Ms oh he needs socks he wants all sorts of different pairs of socks are you the guy that's
02:03doing a cartoon Ronnie there I am yes it's a hologram it's a holographic Ronnie James Dio please
02:10computer there what are you what are you babbling about with the M&Ms you need something I need uh
02:1414 bottles of Tito's vodka I think they got you the voucher for the meal down in the cafeteria I
02:21don't know about this I can't be running around I got these things you know make this cartoon of
02:25yours work I gotta get up there I gotta do the light stuff I'm not doing anything I brought the
02:30laptop though this has all the software that Ronnie G Ronnie James Dio lives here he does not he's a
02:36he's a dead man inside that's a that's a an Apple MacBook you got there that's not Ronnie James
02:42Dio high powered I bought it on eBay I mean I could check the vending machines for these M&Ms for
02:48you I'll get you up I'm not going through and getting the green ones out of there that's it
02:51that's fine I'll just take M&Ms then that's a little excessive throw some bags of M&Ms
02:55here you go the cartoon nerd he's uh babbling about M&Ms anybody anybody gonna do something
03:03about he's yelling at me I need some socks or I'm not putting I'm not gonna hit the space bar
03:07I am not gonna hit the space bar and start this thing I didn't wear socks I won't do it I need
03:13socks he's a wild little man I know that other bands have demanded socks and I am demanding socks
03:19yeah this cartoon fella he's uh he's full of piss and vinegar this guy I I can't work with him
03:25if I don't get nine pairs of socks right now this isn't happening listen to him it's crazy
03:31we sold 12 tickets to think guys talking like he's uh Elton John coming here or something
03:36how many tickets did you sell 12 98 profit yeah the cartoon guy thinks he's Billy Joel
03:43is there something we could do about his attitude that would be amazing is if after every show I got
03:51progressively worse oh yeah and I started to dress like Elton John by the end by the end I'm in a big
04:00I got wings and I'm all glittered up giant glasses just a laptop just a laptop he's got some kind of
04:07like feather robot it's uh it's heaven and hell in his laptop he's crazy I saw a guy do a blow off his
04:18little apple there wild times I'll tell you the Ronnie James deal after parties are still amazing
04:26he says there's a party I didn't he's in there by himself do you know how many chicks want to meet
04:32Ronnie James deal you can you actually pay and meet the hologram the chicks don't want I talked to
04:37two girls I said they didn't want to come here two chicks blew them last night yeah okay fella
04:42you take your uh your weird feather robe and your your drug abuse and you get out of here I don't
04:49know we're canceling this thing I'm gonna make the call on I'm the guy that's gotta get up there and
04:53put the lights up right $60 photo op nobody's gonna want to take me yes of course there's a
04:59meeting great guys you want to meet Ronnie James deal you get through me he's cockier than you
05:05think he'd be you know listen to him it sounds just like the album that's because that is the
05:13album he sounds exactly like the album no that's uh that's an mp3 of the album there that's not to
05:18lick look totally almost synced you're living a fantasy fella I don't know I don't have to deal with
05:28this get us our socks and our Tito's vodka and green M&Ms or I take this whole thing I pack it up
05:40and I go home I'll leave I don't care you don't want to make 90% profit tonight I'm telling you to
05:45leave at this point I ain't going down to the vending machine that's too full of them 98% profit margin
05:50on this show you show me anything any other concert that does that we're paying you $85 to do this
05:57this is wild vending machines are down there by the restrooms if you really need some M&Ms
06:05he just pulls the plug that's it that's it it's over I suppose we'll just go get the cd then or
06:12something but pop that on you'll have to for the 40 people that are gonna be there you better hope
06:17someone has a cd player we got a couple of them turns out we got all kinds of stuff here but
06:22good luck oh my god the demands of the hologram man
06:29where's my dressing room you don't need to get dressed for anything you can do it in your sweat
06:34pants I'm just saying if I was a hologram guy I wouldn't have any the show would be because what
06:40it'll actually be right you you know what it'll be there'll be a giant set with like fire and stuff
06:47like that and then him in the middle yeah and there'll be all that for me there'd be none I'd
06:53be like none of that I'm like you guys have lights and stuff here yeah you got a light man you just do
07:00whatever you want I'm gonna have my laptop set up I have no cost you'd be gone you'd leave I have
07:06no cost hit play it's all ready I can go get a coffee I can you know take a crap and then he
07:14starts skipping and you're you're up playing video games well they know it's not him
07:18having a real problem with this nerd here with the ronnie james theo cartoon he keeps telling me to call
07:30him the maestro