Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Amish guy who stole a car and went for a joy ride and imagine how terrifying his first time in a car must have been.
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00:00An Amish man from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, facing charges
00:09Because he stole a neighbor's car and then went on an unsuccessful drive
00:14Because I'm assuming he's never driven an actual automobile before, right?
00:18Has no idea what to do
00:19Has no idea
00:20Yeah
00:21No one's ever taught him
00:22What a weird thing that is, to get into some vehicle
00:26That you have no concept of
00:29Right
00:29How to operate
00:31It's like getting in a helicopter and just trying it out
00:33That's exactly what it is
00:34Alright
00:36Oh my god, the engine went on
00:39Something's happening
00:40Okay, alright
00:41I mean, who knows, but if he's true Amish, it's horse and buggy, right?
00:47Yeah
00:47Slamming pedals and brakes
00:49Oh boy
00:51Oh man, it's not like the movies
00:5221-year-old Amish man, Jacob Beiler
00:55So he's probably reaching that age where he's like, there's gotta be more to
00:59That's it, he was trying to escape
01:01He stole a neighbor's car
01:06Police were on patrol, they observed the airbags deploy inside a dark gray Nissan Rogue in a restaurant parking lot
01:14The officers also noted the vehicle's hood was dislodged
01:18The back passenger side fender was scratched and bent
01:21There was visible grass and mud on the vehicle
01:23So he was driving like a maniac
01:25He had no idea how to drive a car
01:27Nope
01:28What a thrilling experience
01:29Yeah
01:30It was great
01:31I hopped right in a row bit
01:32And just took off
01:34Woo
01:35One side of a speed train
01:40You started hitting buttons
01:42I was cooking
01:43I was cooking about 528 kilometers per hour
01:46That's what it said on the thing
01:48I don't even know how fast a kilometer is
01:50But then all along
01:52He's just bumping into things
01:54I mean, it would be great for a couple seconds
01:56Yeah, he's like, woo
01:57Taking wrong turns
01:59I didn't do what I thought I was gonna do
02:01Everything's a dirt road
02:03I mean, it's terrifying
02:07A life of a, you know, horse and buggy
02:08And then you go to an automobile
02:10Yeah, that's pretty crazy
02:12What a feeling
02:13Well, and then you're like
02:14Why are we in horse and buggies?
02:16Like, you come back
02:17And you're like telling everybody
02:19Guys, the horse and buggies for the birds
02:21Each one of these things has hundreds of horses in it
02:25Yeah
02:26That's what they mean by 500 horsepower
02:30That's crazy
02:31Hundreds of horses
02:32Could you imagine?
02:34Or he could have been scared to death
02:35Could have been either way
02:36Oh my god
02:39Like, no concept of how to stop it
02:42He somehow put cruise control on
02:45And it's set to 80
02:48And he's just hanging on for dear life
02:52Plowing through signs
02:53Birds
02:54Just got his feet planted flat on the ground
02:57Underneath his seat
02:58No idea
03:00He's like, I'm gonna wonder what this lever does
03:05It's the emergency brake
03:06That scream
03:14And I'll tell you
03:15That Amish scream
03:16And there are some dirt roads
03:19That I have to go down
03:20With my big 4x4 Jeep
03:22And you'll start bouncing around
03:25And it'll start going sideways on you
03:27And that thing's designed for it
03:28Yeah
03:29Yeah
03:31Oh boy
03:34Still driving
03:37Oh, jeez
03:41I think it was an Amish man in a truck there
03:43He couldn't drive
03:44What the hell was that?
03:48Oh, this is a disaster
03:50He's still going
03:54Somebody better stop him
03:55It was a wild time
03:59Or a bad time
04:00Oh my god
04:02I've seen some things
04:03Yeah, well that explains
04:07Either way, his life's changed
04:08Yeah, it's way different
04:09Oh yeah
04:11The vehicle's hood dislodged
04:12The back passenger side fender
04:14Fent and scratch
04:15Visible grass and mud
04:17All over the vehicle
04:18Yeah, he went through some stuff
04:20It was a crazy ride
04:21Yeah
04:22His airbag's deployed
04:25Airbag
04:26Imagine
04:27Imagine just you're holding a steering wheel
04:30And the airbag
04:31Shoot
04:31You have no concept of what an airbag is
04:34All of a sudden you can't see
04:36It's punched you in the face
04:40Yeah, you'd probably be terrified
04:43Yeah
04:44That's crazy
04:46It's different than a buggy
04:47Yeah, it sure is
04:48Different
04:49Yeah, it is
04:50Yeah
04:51Let's go.