After Lisa mentions seeing Marble Racing actually airing on ESPN, the show finds out that James might have aspirations to become an announcer for the "sport".
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00:00um after the success of the michael jordan docuseries the last dance
00:08espn now has started on a new one this one is going to be about tom brady yeah it's like nine
00:16nine parts or something yeah turned it on espn yesterday and they had um marbles look at that
00:23marble thing marble racing or something oh the computer but it was the computer based one yeah
00:29i just thought this is the most saddest thing i've ever seen in all my life i was i was angry
00:34you got angry huh just don't play anything why are you doing this to us about marbles on stream
00:39yeah marbles on stream thanks lisa i'm just crushing my hopes and dreams what what do you like that yeah
00:45i'm just i'm working on trying to do my own version of marbles on stream you are i don't know that i'm
00:51going to now that at least it's on espn it's on espn already to quote least away you shouldn't even
00:56do anything black screen is better than mar marbles so these are digital marbles yeah you can sign up
01:04like can't you get your own marble in the game somehow uh well the ones on espn i don't know
01:09but if you're doing it on somebody's like stream if they're streaming marbles on stream on their
01:14channel and you tune in yeah you can get your own marble in the game well i'm just not the audience
01:19for that don't don't take offense i just i don't understand it a little late for that
01:23you just crushed james marble dreams you should have known you should have maybe known i don't know
01:31i'm just staying bed knock a dress take a shower and i'm just gonna stay in bed my whole life
01:35has this been a thing for a while this whole the whole thing being on espn's new because there's
01:41nothing else to wow right me and espn have the same kind of state of like state of mind they're just
01:47much quicker to act than really it's like the biggest day in marble history for them i can't
01:51believe they did marbles honestly i honestly can't believe that they did the marbles i mean i definitely
01:58would watch marbles but i just it would be like a five minute youtube thing i might click on
02:03and like laugh about it like especially with the one like yeah but the way they were talking about
02:08it too like the yellow marble and you know like like it was a you gotta dream like a real sport
02:14lisa you gotta get the excitement going i don't consider sorry james i don't consider marbles a
02:20sport there goes the yellow marble yeah you can't be bored followed by the cat's eye marble i've never
02:25seen this marble you gotta get out you gotta get hype gotta be excited is this yellow marble gonna win
02:29or is the green cat's eye gonna take the lead i couldn't get into it i don't i don't
02:33i didn't care you didn't have a favorite marble no why would you have a favorite marble you don't
02:38have a favorite marble no the sparkles inside oh my god i do oh gonna pick a favorite marble right
02:48now mine's the green and blue stripe marble that's my favorite marble oh my god do the people that
02:52typically watch espn are they into marbles no like sports no there's no way there's no way
03:00i'm watching mma and marbles yeah no they don't go together and then they have sports announcers like
03:06talking about the edging out the yellow and the different colored marbles what is that what is
03:12how is this real how is this world real right now yeah enough what if your life is announcing marbles
03:19it's the it's the jellies marble run that's devastating doesn't seem so bad to me i know
03:27i'll be on the espn james left the show to be a marble announcer i'm the dumb marble guy
03:33suck on that guys yeah did you hear the dumb marble guy made 10 million bucks last year
03:37yeah you know how many marbles that buys more than you can afford yeah
03:41oh my god i'll let you have a marble in the race oh that's uh sorry sorry lisa you don't get a
03:48marble in the race you'd rather turn the tv off or watch a blank screen
03:51i'm a marble announcer james campbell i'd love the title of marble master
03:56the master of marbles james campbell i guess i'm a master of many things so
04:01and marbles could you imagine like you're like you're at a party like so what do you do for
04:05living i'm a marble announcer i uh i announce i do color commentary for marbles
04:11the marble competitions races yeah marbles you say marbles just like you think yeah a little
04:17spheres i would uh i would actually sell it as modern day sports your drinks in hand
04:22modern day dressed up
04:23you know a piece of bills being a marble announcer i have bigger dreams
04:28i'm a post-covid-19 sportscaster exactly you want to call it the marble man i'm a post-covid-19
04:36sportscaster i specialize in post-pandemic sports marbles he does all of them cherry spitting
04:42you do all of the uh all of them all those sports let me hear a little bit of cherry
04:49spitting tetherball league all right we got we got billy the hick over here he's got his
04:53cherry in the mouth he looks like okay he's sucking the cherry fruit off the pit uh-huh
04:58he is positioning the pit on the tips of his lips it's almost like golf and look at the
05:06distance on that it is flying all the way down oh my the cherry pit lane oh my god looks like at
05:14least 12 and a half maybe pushing 13 feet that might be a new record uh we'll have to wait and
05:20see what that's my favorite line though i'm a marble announcer i'm a marble announcer i announce
05:25marble competitions it's not something you'd expect to hear in the world ever i worked my
05:31way up the markets you know yeah started out doing it just a tiny town in texas someone said
05:37you guys joke but in 2021 dave and chuck's first annual marble tournament hosted by the marble
05:42master himself no one's allowed to be there but yeah also added bonus who can fit the most marbles
05:47into their rectum oh my god well that's that's the opening show you know that's like to get
05:52everybody excited and involved with the marbles and you're hyping it up and then you know you see
05:56how many marbles you can fit in the rectum and then they come out of the rectum for the race
06:00that's how they launch that's how you launch the marbles
06:04to find out
06:05they come out of the