The show watches as James tries to break chopsticks with his butt cheeks when he takes on the Chopstick Challenge.
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00:00James are you up for the chopstick challenge today if we can do it with 10 chopsticks is
00:10all I was able to manage yourself with us I don't know Lisa I like to live on the edge
00:15sometimes oh wow risk taker oh my god I wasn't sure if we were joking or if we were serious
00:21yesterday I was like I thought we were serious and then later I was thinking about I'm like
00:25we were kidding we were probably joking well I'll tell you if I found out it was a joke
00:28today I'd be real pissed you have no idea what kind of adventure I went on to try to find chopsticks
00:31yeah where do you find chopsticks well you think you'd go to the Asian market right yeah okay they
00:37have chopsticks I'll let you and Jason prepare and then we'll come to you in a little bit are you
00:42ready to roll all I gotta do is drop my shorts and yeah he's okay okay drop them pants drop them
00:48pants so yesterday we talked about this Asian politician who said that if he uh he made a
00:54bet that if a certain amount of votes weren't cast he would break chopsticks with his ass cheeks
00:59god I hope that these chopsticks that James got are not too strong super strong because you know
01:07they can make some really fancy ones that are seemingly I do not want him to pierce a butt cheek
01:12yeah don't hurt yourself I do not want any I don't want any butt blood happening yeah you have
01:17to stop the bleeding no no Chuck I don't know if this is a good idea you know what you listen but James
01:23I asked James if he thought he could do that just because he likes to wear thongs a lot as well and James
01:27like absolutely like didn't hesitate said a hundred percent he'd be able to do it did you practice at all I did
01:33not practice because I only had 10 chopsticks yeah you know what kind of crazy idea Dave had if he's
01:38going to want me to try to bust like 50 chopsticks with one cheek or yeah whatever idea he had planned
01:43because the only chopsticks I could find were the very expensive very nice whittle out of wood or made
01:47out of metal chopsticks and you can't use those I'm not I'm not gonna be able to do that right I'm not
01:52making any money doing this so I'm I'm gonna put my butt cheeks on the line exactly yeah a chopstick break
01:57uh-huh yeah so then I had to go to the local grocery store and visited the little sushi section
02:02grab a handful of uh chopsticks oh I see I see yeah I felt guilty because you have to get some
02:09sushi the the sushi man's like right there looking you right in the eyes right yeah like if I grab
02:16more than one he's gonna be pissed and he's gonna come after me with a giant butcher knife cleaver yeah
02:21they always have that is their go-to weapon I threaded I've got a chopstick ready oh you've already
02:28got it it's threaded it in so it's just to so describe how it's threaded Chuck because I can't
02:33really see here I still I'm just gonna go on record saying I'm hesitant about this thank you for
02:40thank you for voicing your hesitation voicing your hesitation I'm having issues and then James blows
02:45the butt out so James has a I would uh describe it as a lovely patriotic patriotic thong okay and he
02:55has threaded the chopstick under the thong but uh in front of his glutes which are powerful using the
03:04same technique is that don't stop the party party guy exactly I can't say his name so he's gonna try
03:10and break this all right so um can you can't tell if he's gonna put the microphone down to your ass so
03:15we can hear the sound of it snapping okay okay so on the count of three let's see if James can break
03:21a chopstick with the power of his butt cheeks three two one oh wow surprisingly it did not break oh we
03:31have no breakage yet okay again three two one
03:34no don't don't hurt yourself now he's gonna rip my thong
03:43he's got some kind of a magic thong there's no way
03:51he's got a magic thong wait a second he's got a magic thong he has everything he is this guy's
04:01incredible yeah he is incredible James you had like not a doubt in your mind that you could do this
04:07hold on I'm gonna hold the back and the front believe you can do okay three two one
04:14I don't know you guys have no idea a how embarrassed I am that I just did not break a single chopstick
04:34and B I think my bottle might have just got put on the peep show cameras
04:41poor Jason I got a glimpse of my own brown eye
04:46you got a glimpse of your own brown eye yes oh my god I think I got it right in the perfect spot
04:54oh okay we're gonna get this one be careful guys yeah yeah we can't see it we can't see it
04:58honestly I can't see a thing I'm just going by listening I'm going by here we go three two one
05:04believe oh it's oh it's poking me in the tank hold on I gotta go I gotta go to the bathroom
05:15oh my god he's not good he's not good I think he did hurt himself you think he stabbed his tank
05:22those things splinter pretty crazy they're usually made out of a real splintery wood
05:27did you see his feet oh my god I think it's real
05:29I told you
05:30Lisa is on record
05:33Lisa is on record
05:35oh there's some
05:35sorry sorry
05:36oh are you okay
05:37what did it look like
05:38what happened
05:39those are sharp when they break
05:41oh that's what we said
05:42like it doesn't even look like it would hurt
05:44but that such a sensitive spot right in the tank
05:47did it puncture you at all
05:48I got scared
05:49no no I didn't get punctured but I just got worried that my nuts were out but no they're they're put away
05:53oh is that why you ran away
05:54you ran out in the hole
05:55I don't want a bloody taint you know
05:58yeah I guess
05:59I didn't sign up for that
06:00no who has
06:01I'm out of breath I ran like two feet to the bathroom
06:03did you wear funny socks
06:04absolutely Lisa hold on I'll come in there and show you guys
06:07yeah come in show Lisa your socks
06:09still in the thong
06:10yeah oh yeah
06:11is he okay
06:11I don't know
06:12it'll be a lot of ass
06:13he's probably putting some pants on
06:15oh no he isn't
06:15oh those are good socks
06:18sushi
06:18sushi socks
06:19okay there we go
06:21yeah
06:21break one
06:23yeah break one
06:24oh my god
06:25he's gonna break one in front of us
06:26break it
06:27oh I don't know
06:27I don't want to see you
06:28this is a real risk
06:29games don't get your ass blood on me
06:31you're gonna get splintered
06:31I don't want to get your ass
06:33go go
06:33no
06:36oh god oh my god
06:38oh my god
06:39I definitely saw the meal
06:41too much James
06:42too much James
06:44I definitely
06:45I'm gonna practice that more
06:46I definitely saw your meal
06:47I think so too
06:48I think so too
06:49I think so too
06:50wait stop
06:50you probably did
06:51because I felt a bit of a breeze
06:52go right through there
06:54it moved over to the left
06:55everyone calm down
06:57I can't
06:59I just want James to know
07:00I did not see anything
07:01so that we can continue
07:02to work together
07:03I'm trying to be embarrassed
07:05if you don't at least
07:06I turned away
07:07I didn't see anything
07:07oh man
07:08James definitely moved to the left
07:10I felt the breeze
07:12that's why I threw my hand back there
07:13and ran out
07:14oh man
07:14Andy did you see anything
07:17no I really didn't
07:18Andy can't even speak right now
07:21I'm sorry
07:22he's holding himself
07:23in his speech
07:23that's awesome
07:26well unfortunately
07:27you did break one
07:28but you do not have
07:30the butt power
07:31of this Asian fella
07:32you'll have to work on that
07:33to get your party
07:34I feel like I've
07:35shamed my country
07:36he made it look so easy
07:38well there you go
07:39a valiant effort James
07:41but not quite the butt strength
07:43at least he got that one
07:44at least he got that one