Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in New York who talked a guy out of jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge while driving in his car and how everyone could benefit from his helpful words.
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00:00some guy was in the passenger seat of a car driving over the Brooklyn Bridge on Monday
00:09when he noticed a man standing on the ledge looking like he was going to jump
00:13so he stuck his head out of the window and tried to talk him down
00:19this is how it played out next this is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com if you want to see it
00:23walk walk back walk back it's not worth your life get off the bridge
00:34it's not worth it bro he's like the Chuck the Freak of rescue guys because he does not get out
00:41of his car or stop driving he's like a drive-by nice guy you got about 14 seconds to change your mind
00:47you shouldn't do it get off the bridge not in the way that you're thinking about it though
00:55all right I gotta keep going traffic's moving
00:57drive-by drive-by rescue guys my favorite
01:09yeah too lazy to get out did it uh well here's more not worth it you can do it you can change
01:16anything in your life anything bro anything turn around still not stopping
01:24all right see ya
01:25you can change anything in your life anything turn around it's not worth it
01:31he's still driving
01:32he has not stopped
01:33the other people stopped
01:35anything in your life
01:36it worked god bless america
01:39it did work
01:41oh no he's going to jump over the other side
01:42no he's not
01:43all right did my job
01:46saved the life today you know
01:48amazing amazing
01:51oh it's hilarious
01:52uh the guy did walk away there were officers there they took him to the hospital for treatment
01:56wow
01:57drive-by rescue guy
01:5840 second drive-by talk him down
02:01amazing
02:02i like the idea of like east coast suicide prevention
02:05yeah
02:06well yeah like
02:06i almost care if you do it or not
02:09listen
02:09really
02:09i'm pressed for time
02:11i hope you don't but uh
02:13i gotta go
02:14i
02:14please
02:17turn around
02:19i'd turn around if i was you
02:21you can figure stuff out
02:23think about it
02:24i feel like we all need like a new york guy to yell at us
02:27oh yeah
02:28i just need that in the morning
02:28i just need that in the morning to get me up
02:30i need that guy to be like
02:31put that cheeseburger down bro
02:34yeah
02:34think of your shirts and how they're gonna fit
02:36your man tits bro
02:38think about it bro
02:40you're down to a 2xl
02:41you're gonna blow it
02:42come on
02:43you keep on moving down
02:44think about all that stuff you've shoved in your body bro
02:46time's a ticket huh
02:50think about your heart
02:52oh my god bro
02:54it's upset
02:55you shop exclusively at a place with xl in it man
02:59in the title of the store bro
03:03i need someone to tell me about
03:06don't buy the boots
03:07stop buying boots
03:08stop buying those boots bro
03:09and lady you don't need those boots
03:12lady you got a hundred pairs of boots already
03:14you don't even know
03:16you got boots you don't even know you got
03:18you got boots on top of boots on top of boots
03:22the boot pile is so goddamn high you don't even know where it starts and where it ends
03:28you're gonna have no more room left in your house lady you didn't buy any more boots
03:33you're gonna buy a new house just for boots
03:37all right gotta go
03:39all right see you later
03:40i need him to drive by me as i'm about to zipline or skydive
03:45you don't need the thrills bro
03:46you're a dad for god's sakes
03:49i mean come on
03:50my god ziplining's not even that cool a thing bro
03:53i don't know
03:54it doesn't seem that exciting
03:56you don't let kids do it
03:58i mean jeez
04:01come on bro
04:03turn around
04:06turn around walk away from the zipline
04:09what are you in return of the jedi get down from that tree bro
04:13that's not endor bro
04:16okay thanks man you see you gotta go
04:18yeah
04:19yeah we gotta go
04:20albac needs like stop watching star trek so much
04:23you've watched too much of it bro
04:25you see dude the show's boring bro
04:28the show's real boring bro
04:30buddy you're the only guy who knows when one of these people die
04:33it's so true
04:36it's the truth
04:37i gotta tell you you're the only one
04:39thank god it's you because you're keeping people's memory alive
04:42i mean it's just talking on spaceships bro
04:46that's all they do is talk every once in a while
04:49they use a remote control like laser on each other
04:51pinch each other and they drop
04:53it's a little pinches bro
04:55i
04:55you're not gonna do anything in real life
04:58have you seen this house is decorated with fishermen and stuff
05:01and boats
05:01that's pretty cool bro
05:03i like ducks
05:07i like uh
05:08fisherman paintings
05:09that stuff's pretty cool
05:10that's all right
05:11that's all right
05:12focus more on that
05:14yeah
05:14that's pretty outdoorsy bro
05:17that's cool
05:17the marx brothers stuff weird
05:20yeah
05:20real strange
05:22this guy's dad in mash was over a long time ago bro
05:26new hot
05:28time to move on pal
05:31and you'd have to talk james out of punching things and stuff
05:34you know
05:34yeah
05:35well east coast would be fine with that
05:37yeah
05:37he's like
05:38we get it
05:39we get it
05:39i got two broken hands right now bro
05:41i've been punching stuff all morning
05:43i get it
05:43i understand
05:44you ever take a bat and just smash something
05:46one time i broke every once in a while
05:48i like you
05:48i like this guy
05:49let's go break some stuff
05:51yeah let's go
05:52i ran out of hands
05:53so i used my elbow bro
05:55he's dropping elbows all the time
05:57elbow in my fridge bro
05:59east coast macho man
06:01drive-by rescue guy
06:04everyone should have one
06:05an east coast drive-by rescue guy
06:07i love it
06:08you can be a little 30 second pep talk
06:09and you move about your life