Dave & Chuck the Freak investigate after receiving a strange package this morning with a creepy doll inside of it. There was also a handwritten letter from the doll saying it wanted to visit the studio and won't disturb anyone.
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00:00i don't know if someone's joking around or what but what i get in this morning there's this there's
00:11this black box on my chair crazy addressed to us i looked the the box looks shady in itself
00:17looks like someone hand painted it black there it does it look like it's hand oh yeah somebody
00:23took a marker marker yeah it's drawn so that to me was like black someone took a lot of time
00:28to mark right this box black and then i looked at the return address and it's a post office box i
00:36noticed that right away so i'm like i don't should i hope is this gonna explode in my face like should
00:41i open this and when i opened it there was a creepy doll looking back at me so i closed it right away
00:48and brought it in here like an old an old haunted doll and it has a note yes that's that so i have
00:56that thing in here no not near me the note is rolled and like a scroll we talked about a
01:02curse guys i don't have a curse you want to chuck over to you
01:08you want to open this he's smelling it first well sometimes you got to make sure they didn't put
01:12anything dead in it ew dead in it yeah a lot of people will do that did anyone else no no the mind
01:19of chuck the mind of chuck no like there's some stuff that i've seen where they put like little
01:23pieces of rabbit yeah ah okay i've never okay so we talked about getting a letter that was a scroll
01:31yeah yeah we talked about scrolls so this is a scroll covered in twine that someone has sent us
01:35here and you're gonna read it i'm not reading it out loud i can tell you that is it a spell
01:40i don't like this dude why did your eyes get so wide i don't like this what did he said what did
01:49and you know it's a guy what did he say what why no why it's passing it today oh boy
01:58oh god
01:59so i'm assuming it's the doll that wrote it what okay let me get this plastic case we're putting
02:08this doll in a plastic case i heard you talk about me on the radio and i wanted to come see your studio
02:16if you'll let me stay a while i promise not to cause too much mischief this doll has an official toe
02:22tag on it gwendolyn like it's dead gwendolyn toe tag it says oh my god someone put a lot of thought
02:31in that and um is that just like a toe tag you can buy it like halloween you want to say oh like
02:35it's like an actual toe tag from a morgue from the morgue it's from the morgue come on
02:43oh cool very cool cool like a real morgue i don't know jason the jew is not happy with this
02:50he's not happy at all um can we speak to him for a second creepy real life doll uh jason oh it's
02:56eyes opened and closed oh god oh no i got a lighter in my car we could burn this
03:00in the courtyard right now let's do it jason i'm in i'm about burning yeah yeah yeah i don't you
03:07were gonna you what are we gonna keep it we're not gonna keep it that's the case what do you think
03:11what do you think funeral authentic authentic funeral doll oh my wife also has all sorts of
03:20sage and weird stuff if we need to put that out she does have sage oh yeah i know she's a hippie like
03:26that sage sisters yeah i think it's just it's just a prop i'm not as worried now it is definitely creepy
03:32we did we talked about gwendolyn the doll no no we talked about we talked about
03:37dolls all the time like people marry dolls haunted dolls a lot of doll stories see this is the thing
03:44is is like my dad's like a war wacky guy right and uh he my brother told me a story that he got some
03:52package that he didn't know what it was and looks kind of nice in there get it out makes it look better
03:58in there it doesn't what in that creepy box like you take it out like look she's like hey yeah she's
04:05nice now i'm just more worried about explosives yeah yeah oh yeah yeah this doll has the dirtiest
04:12feet yeah it does dirty feet dirty dirty dirty really actually running around she's running around
04:17killing little people that's why i'm just worried i'm not worried about the doll i'm worried about
04:22the person who sent it i don't care about the doll look they even went as far as to make like scratch
04:28marks on the page i know it's quite the detail they have nice handwriting that's a true sign of
04:36someone completely psychopath james uh we'll take a picture of it and put it up on our instagram page
04:44so people can see what gwendolyn the doll looks like thanks for sending us a haunted doll the day
04:48before halloween do you think the crazy person's up right now listening yes crazy people normally
04:53sleep in they're up real late i think yeah late at night i don't think they can't sleep usually crazy
04:59people can't sleep they don't sleep right now this is their time this is their planning time yeah
05:05they've been planning all night by now they're just tucking in
05:09you like to think daytime slumber yep they're turning in to think
05:13anyway james keeps touching that doll and i don't like it don't that's giving him bad very very dirty
05:17yeah i didn't expect that james thought it was my box he thought it was coffee or something
05:23yeah right like the twine on there i thought the twine was like a coffee bean bag i'm like oh we got
05:27some fancy exotic coffee beans and then i open it up
05:30from the best case scenario to the worst case scenario
05:37yeah no that was me i was in my office it's completely dark i'm the only one in the building
05:41and i'm like yeah no thanks nope over to you james it's got those eyes that like open and close
05:47when you like lay the doll down and like move it up but yeah but they're not the best so like
05:52sometimes they're like open open and closed and one one and closes yeah it is funny they took time to
05:59like marker the entire part james don't hurt james don't drop glass on its head no don't let it know
06:06what's happening i can hear you okay you just be good to us that's all we'll say james will take care of
06:14you if you're good to us but if bad stuff happens on the show today gwendolyn's got to go
06:19like if today's a bad show well today it's probably a high percentage it'll be a bad show
06:25you can't do that
06:28i mean it's gonna be a bad show i kind of feel like i might have diarrhea oh no it's not gonna
06:33be a great normal day i know but i mean i'm just saying it's it's skewing bad you know it's skewing it's
06:39it's normal but skewing bad anyways all right so let's hope gwendolyn doesn't haunt us yeah i mean
06:46whatever at this point 2020 you know i might as well i might as well be killed in the middle of
06:52the night by a crazy cursed doll 2020 is gonna be a good year
06:58oh that poor lady that poor cracker barrel lady