Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a real guy who is named Harry Potter and imagine all the jokes they'd make if Lisa dated a guy with that name.
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00:00There's a guy in the UK who has trouble with people believing his name really is
00:10Harry Potter.
00:12They should have stopped that.
00:13Funny thing is, he was born before the books or movies ever came out.
00:18He was born in the late 80s.
00:19The first Harry Potter book wasn't released until 1997.
00:22That sucks.
00:23Like, that really sucks.
00:25Could you date a man named Harry Potter, at least?
00:27No.
00:27If he was hot.
00:28If he was hot, you could get past the name.
00:31Yeah, this is Harry Potter.
00:32Look at him.
00:34Yeah.
00:36What do you want to say?
00:37He's got a huge magic wand.
00:39Yeah, exactly.
00:39Nobody pleases me like Harry Potter does.
00:42No.
00:43I wish I knew the gibberish.
00:45Oh, yeah.
00:46I wish I knew the Alakazam or whatever.
00:48The orgasmic reaction song.
00:51Something like that.
00:52Yeah.
00:52You guys would make fun, but.
00:54Sure we would.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Oh, at least it's going out with Harry Potter again tonight.
00:58Oh, the hum guy that's training to be a wizard?
01:05Jokes would be so.
01:06There would be a wand on wherever you're going to sit.
01:09There'd be a wand.
01:10You guys would make me not.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:12There's no way.
01:13Every time you came into the room, it would be the music would be playing.
01:18We wouldn't let you escape it.
01:21No.
01:21At all.
01:22If I could get it to work for my very good.
01:24Oh, hey, Lisa.
01:25Oh, Lisa.
01:26How was your weekend?
01:27Oh, stop playing the Harry Potter music again.
01:30You guys are stupid.
01:32Hey, Lisa.
01:33I got this broom.
01:35You want to go play that stupid game that they play?
01:39Quidditch.
01:39Chuck, it's Quidditch.
01:40Oh, is that it?
01:41Yeah.
01:42Look, I'm flying on a broom.
01:45Like your boyfriend.
01:52I don't know enough of the references.
01:54I don't even know.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56Is he Gryffindor?
01:59I don't know the rest of them.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
02:03You guys don't know.
02:03You'd have to really redo your research.
02:05Can I tell you right now that the only way I would watch those movies is if Lisa started
02:11dating Harry Potter just so that I could really get the references.
02:15You study it.
02:16It would make so much fun.
02:17I'd be like, I've got to watch all these movies.
02:19Lisa just started dating Harry Potter.
02:21I've got to.
02:21I only have two jokes.
02:23I only have two jokes.
02:24I've got to watch.
02:25When he comes here to pick her up, we always play this.
02:28Yeah.
02:28We watch him come down to work on him.
02:31There they go.
02:32Look.
02:32Doodly doodoo.
02:33Bye.
02:35The guy they're going to a party at the Leaky Cauldron.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Hey, you want some butter beer?
02:43We'd get the little lightning scar painted on all of us every day.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:49Lisa, please date Harry Potter.
02:50That sounds like it's fun.
02:52Well, you're married.
02:52That's the only thing that throws a wrench into it.
02:54I've never met a Harry Potter.
02:56What does he look like?
02:57Yeah, look up.
02:57What does this guy look like?
02:58I have pictures of him here so you can see.
03:01He's older.
03:01Oh, stop it.
03:03I actually did.
03:04Like, you know, he's dressed up like him.
03:05Oh, he's dressed up like him.
03:05There he is still.
03:07That's him.
03:07Oh, that's his.
03:08He is married.
03:09Okay.
03:09He found a bride.
03:10She likes Harry Potter.
03:11Actually, they first met.
03:13His wife didn't believe him that Harry Potter was his real name.
03:16And he was playing soccer.
03:19A rath threatened him with a red card for saying his name was Harry Potter.
03:28Lisa's here again.
03:29Hey, Lisa.
03:30Hey, Lisa.
03:31Hey, Lisa.
03:32Now let's check the traffic.
03:34Here's Lisa.
03:35Oh, no.
03:36This is going to be the new music for time.
03:37Of course.
03:39Like, ooh, I heard there's a real big broom accident on 656.
03:43We got a two-boom tie-up.
03:45Yeah.
03:46How's it looking?
03:47Yeah, so he was playing soccer.
03:48And the guy said, what's your name, mate?
03:50And he said, Harry Potter.
03:51And he's like, oh, you son of a bitch.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54He threw a red card down.
03:56So his wife, who was at that game when they first met, thought he was a jokester.
04:00But as the Potter phenomenon grew, he realized he was onto something.
04:05And so he's started collecting the memorabilia.
04:07He's got a rare hardback edition of the first book.
04:10That's no good.
04:11That's bad to hear.
04:13I'm just glad he doesn't actually look like Harry Potter, because that first picture, I thought.
04:17It was a brutal first picture.
04:18Yeah.
04:18Yeah, no.
04:19Oh, my gosh.
04:22Just the fact that he did it.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Yeah, luckily he does.
04:27He can geek himself up.
04:28Oh, yeah.
04:29But, well, any grown man dressed as Harry Potter is not the hottest look.
04:35It's real bad.
04:36No, you're right.
04:37It's really bad.
04:38At least he's going to get the Sorcerer's Stone from Harry Potter this weekend.
04:41Did you hear that?
04:42They're going out again.
04:44Getting real serious.
04:46Is he still sad about his parents?
04:49I don't know what happened to his parents.
04:50I think they're dead.
04:51I don't know.
04:52Yeah, they.
04:53Ah.
04:54Yeah.
04:55That's how he's a child wizard.
04:57See, I need to watch.
05:03I need to watch.
05:04Yeah.
05:04For sure.
05:06It would be fun for us if Lisa did date a man named Harry Potter.
05:10That's what?
05:19Yeah.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Atlanta
05:23Yeah.
05:23Yeah.
05:23Yeah.
05:23Yeah.