Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Canada who was ticketed for playing the flute while driving. They stumble upon some calming flute music and Dave shares how he'd like a person to play it for him as he fell asleep.
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00:00those crazy canadians
00:08we talk a lot about texting and driving but here's something that doesn't get as much press
00:14for some reason a guy near toronto canada got pulled over this week for driving while playing
00:22the flute you don't hear that wow he must have been a jazz flutist he loves the flute he was sitting
00:33at a red light playing along to a song on his ipod yes ipod not iphone that makes some sense
00:40wow then the light changed and he continued to play as he started driving wow
00:51some cops happen to be out doing distracted driving enforcement oh how's she going is that a flute
01:00it's a flutist let's pull him over it they did pull him over they posted a photo of the flute here it's
01:11made of wood not metal oh wow incredible this guy's a real hippie i guess it appears to be a south
01:20american clena flute which are played vertically more like a recorder yeah that's it looks like a
01:27recorder but it's a flute okay they did not say the name of the song he was playing along to
01:33they gave him a ticket they told him not to flute and drive how bad is that song he was listening to
01:41i mean what is that south american flute songs i bet it was hot cross buns well that's what i would
01:47learn that was my favorite one to play on the recorder let's see here oh boy
01:53it's got all the instruments
02:01i mean it could be something something could be more relaxing i guess if it was like a
02:09oh that'd make you fall asleep while driving yeah you can't
02:14so mysterious i'd love someone to play me to sleep like this
02:21get up you see the get up on these guys too imagine that guy in dave's bed you just put it on youtube
02:38like we have it on now a lot of people just a lot less uncomfortable put it on your ipod
02:43i'm way more creepy when the man shows up
02:49a man with a flute
02:50you're not a human to play you a flute to sleep
02:54shows up at the door hi i'm here to tuck in dave
02:56yeah i got my flute
02:59like there's no strange service
03:02there's no telling what he might do once you fall asleep to his flute music
03:06i heard he's got big feet yeah i just think i could really fall asleep to this but i i can't
03:14yeah i'd want him to know once i'm asleep you know as i'm falling make it softer
03:20oh and as i'm as i'm out stop because it'll wake me up yes right so i think that's why i would need
03:26more of a human touch right like there's there's nothing monitoring yeah yeah no that's probably a
03:32bad words actually a touch yeah i don't want a flutist to touch me looking for a little extra
03:37there yeah i don't want a flute it's hard to play the yeah no flute and tugs no really hard to do
03:43that because the flute takes two hands well yeah you're right maybe a foot job oh my god
03:47you do hear this flute all the time in this type of yes you do yoga and meditation so maybe that's
03:54what this guy's into it's very relaxing it's incredibly relaxing yeah see what i'm saying
04:01oh yeah i know i know it's a different the man makes it uncomfortable it's not as relaxing
04:06with the man it's not as crisp it just makes me feel like i'm in legends of the fall
04:11and uh i don't think that's relaxing
04:14okay you get a different yeah you're going to a whole different place but you can tell the
04:20difference i guess between this kind of flute yeah and like a real flute this seems like more
04:26woodsy this is a better flute stop the music for a second yeah okay all right stop the music
04:30so this i want this music to play after i like decide to go to the grocery store or something
04:34like mundane like that be like oh no i gotta go to the grocery store and get some cereal
04:39oh he's on a quest he's on a quest it makes everything a quest it's a quest it kicks up your life
04:49yeah it's quest music yeah and now i'm visualizing you walking through the grocery store aisles
04:55looking at the cereal i do but i also see feathers in your head i don't know right yeah i've made clothes
05:00to go there he's pieced together an outfit right it's mostly just me nude
05:09his important parts are covered the rest of him is exposed to the elements i got my hip out my hips
05:21his hips are on display he has weapons he's flourishing at the kroger he's wearing a helmet
05:29like oh i also need laundry detergent he's carrying laundry detergent it's like laundry detergent
05:38i'm like all right add it to inventory another quest beautiful that's it makes life better i think
05:45i don't know it's not bad i just definitely go try it to sleep now see how that works out