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00:17All right, Ritz Bitz with cheese. Meltdown talks about these all the time.
00:22James, James, what are you doing, man?
00:24Just getting a package of Ritz crackers.
00:26Why? I got mac and cheese right here.
00:27Did you just pull a box of mac and cheese from your pants?
00:31Yeah, that's where I keep the milk and butter, too.
00:33That's kind of weird.
00:34I know it is, but listen, forget about the mac and cheese.
00:36We have to shoot a video for Two Guys, One Video Game right now.
00:39Holy crap, it's been a month already?
00:40It's been a month already, and I have no ideas at all.
00:43I have a great idea.
00:43What?
00:44To the Riffmobile!
00:57Wonder Boy, your door doesn't open!
01:05Come on in!
01:08Wonder Boy, buckle up.
01:14Ready?
01:15Ready.
01:16Let's do this.
01:17We just have to wait for the gate to open.
01:26We just have to wait for the gate to open.
01:26We just have to wait for the gate to open.
01:46You look great.
01:48Hello, and welcome to another video.
01:51Two Guys, One Video Game.
01:54This week, we review a s*** game.
01:58This episode, we're going to review a brand new game.
02:02It's Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham.
02:05For me, this game was horrible.
02:08What?
02:09Yeah, it was really bad.
02:10The game was bad.
02:11You had to do what I did.
02:13I had an eight-year-old help me.
02:14Yeah, my girlfriend had to help me quite a bit in the game.
02:18They start you off just in a random sewer.
02:21You're looking for a giant crocodile.
02:23But you don't know that.
02:24Yeah, you don't know any of these things.
02:25You have to figure these out as you go along.
02:27And I just can't understand how a game for kids is this complex.
02:31I'm not your average gamer, okay?
02:33I've beaten Fallout.
02:34I've beaten Portal.
02:35I've beaten a lot of puzzle games, a lot of different strategy games.
02:38I've played some first shooters and all that stuff.
02:40This game just infuriated.
02:42Well, here's the thing.
02:43We played the game for like six hours.
02:45It took me 20 minutes.
02:47Well, we played for six hours.
02:49We beat four levels in the game.
02:50Oh, that's pretty good, James.
02:51I tapped out after that.
02:53You look hot.
02:54I'm very hot.
02:54Like sweaty hot.
02:55Yeah, it's hot.
02:56Not like attractive hot.
02:57Well, that too, a bit.
02:59Well, I'm a little bit of both.
03:01That's why I'm the boy wonder.
03:02That's why it's a double threat, ladies.
03:04The other thing about the game I couldn't stand was the split screen.
03:07That took some getting used to.
03:09Because it's not like your normal split screen player one on top, player two on the bottom.
03:12It would rotate 360 degrees all around depending on where your character went.
03:17So if your character was on this side of the screen and the person you're playing with
03:22is on this side of the screen and then you guys start to move this way, the screen would
03:25shift and then all of a sudden you're on opposite sides of the screen going in the same
03:29direction.
03:29It was very confusing.
03:30In old Lego games, you had to move together.
03:34If one person went to one side of the wall, the other person went to the other side, you
03:37basically were frozen.
03:40Not even my kids liked it that much.
03:44Kids hated it too?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Things I didn't like.
03:47The split screen where it's f***ing all over the place and it starts twisting and going
03:52nuts and I'm trying to move but my kid was moving over this.
03:55Come on!
03:56Get over here with the bat guy!
03:58Get over here!
03:59Oh, you're in the water!
04:01You're in the f***ing water again!
04:02You gotta climb out of the f***ing water and get in the f***ing ladder!
04:07I guess I was the only one that fell in the water.
04:09I couldn't find a ladder.
04:10Yeah, but he was eight.
04:11Apparently, this is one of the only games where an eight-year-old is doing better than
04:15me and my girlfriend can also do better than me.
04:18So, I'm not a fan of this one whatsoever.
04:21I should have probably played the Arkham Knight instead.
04:24Yes!
04:25Duh!
04:26Alright, well that's it for this episode of Two Guys, One Video Game.
04:29And remember, if there's a game out that you want us to review, send us an email.
04:33Dave and ChuckTheFreak at WRIF.com.