A murder trial might let a parrot be a witness and Chuck describes what a parrot would sound like after living with him.
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00:00Could a parrot be a witness in a Michigan murder case?
00:12Why not?
00:13A murder case in the Grand Rapids area has taken a bizarre twist
00:17after the victim's parrot, Bud, was recorded repeating words
00:22that the man's family believes it heard just before their son was shot dead.
00:27Here's the video.
00:28Can we?
00:29Yeah, yeah.
00:31No way.
00:43Next to the stand, I'd like to call.
00:50Mr. Butters.
00:51Mr. Butterscotch, do you remember what happened that fateful night?
01:03Mr. Butters, could you repeat some of the events you may or may not have witnessed at?
01:07Did you get that strike that from the record?
01:13No laughing matter, Mr. Butterscotch.
01:17I'll remind you again, you're under oath.
01:18He's got his little talons spread over the Bible.
01:34He's looking at the lady like, you're going down, bitch.
01:38I heard the whole thing.
01:40Who will take that bird now?
01:42That's a narc-ass bird right there.
01:46Yeah, Andy, you don't want that bird.
01:47No, you don't want a talking bird.
01:50Well, my bird would just record me crying all the time.
01:54Yeah, what will your bird sound like?
01:56Oh, God.
01:57I'd hate to know what my bird would sound like.
01:59Yeah, well, your bird would probably just be...
02:02Oh, no, I would just pick up on all sorts of different...
02:06Oh, I basically live with a bird.
02:09Super annoying and just screaming all day.
02:14What does your bird sound like, Chuck?
02:15Yeah.
02:16That's it!
02:21That's what your bird would say.
02:25Jesus bird.
02:30Chuck!
02:32All I hear is, uh...
02:37Brush your teeth!
02:39Get up here!
02:43Stella, where are you?
02:45And it would, I mean, honestly...
02:46But then you'd hear it everything in...
02:49Oh, yeah.
02:50Twice.
02:51All day.
02:51So you'd hear your wife, and then you'd hear the parrot.
02:53And even after your wife left, the parrot would still be going.
02:56Just drive it home.
02:57Yep.
02:58Drive it all home.
03:00No.
03:00Well, what would happen is, I'd have to get rid of the bird eventually.
03:04But then some poor family...
03:06Oh, they take the bird.
03:08...is going to take the bird, and they're just going to be like...
03:10Cross it!
03:12Chuck!
03:13Get upstairs!
03:15Your dinner's ready!
03:18Rowan!
03:20Brush your teeth!
03:23Stella!
03:25Stella!
03:26Stella!
03:27Stella!
03:27I'm telling you, man.
03:31Yeah, this used to be Chuck the Freak's bird.
03:33It's driving me nuts!
03:35You'd never hear it say anything.
03:36Don't shut up!
03:37It wouldn't even know what I sounded like.
03:39Oh, and then bring it in to work every day.
03:42It would take two days, max, for it to just be an unbearable bird.
03:47Bring it in to work, and then he follows you everywhere you go.
03:52Oh, yeah, because it would be like, sit on my shoulder and just be like, cross it!
03:58That's a cross it!
03:59Cross it!
04:03That's my parrot.
04:06I thought I'd hate him, but he's awesome.
04:09But he's got a few issues he's working through.
04:13Stella!
04:16Chuck!
04:16It's okay, bird.
04:21We're not there right now.
04:24You'd live in terror, man.
04:26You couldn't escape it.
04:27A bird would be terrified.
04:29I think you'd try and let it go free.
04:32You'd try and get rid of it.
04:33I wish I had wings.
04:34I'd just scare somebody in the woods, because they're like...
04:37Something's screaming CrossFit up there.
04:41It's just in the middle of the woods.
04:42It's like...
04:43I'm gonna kill you!
04:45I'm gonna kill you!
04:46I think we should go home.
04:50Yeah.
04:52Just for the humor of it, it isn't a bad idea, especially if there's...
04:56What do you think would be the three phrases your parrot would repeat the most?
05:00Oh, it would be...
05:01It would just...
05:02It'd be the names.
05:04Brush your teeth.
05:05Mm-hmm.
05:07And, uh...
05:08Chuck, get up here!
05:10We're waiting for you!
05:13Yeah, what was that?
05:14We're waiting for you!
05:17It'd probably hear my just aloof...
05:20My like...
05:20Yep!
05:24Yep!
05:27We'd pick that up, probably.
05:28I'm sure I do say something.
05:31Okay!
05:32Okay!
05:36Oh, that poor bird would be awesome.
05:38What?
05:39We'll be right back to you.
05:43We'll be right back to you.
05:44Nice to meet you.
05:45Yeah, it's hard, Mike!
05:45Bye!
05:46No,́•¼, no!
05:47Oh, yeah, it's hard!
05:57You won't have nothing.
05:59You won't be right back.
06:00I'll have to know when-
06:01Oh, yeah.
06:01No!
06:01Yeah!
06:02So, yeah, I'm sure I'm like, you won't even know what officers are saying with me.