After talking about an airline passenger busted by the TSA with a cane that doubled as a stun gun, the show wondered what life would be like on a beach resort if Señor Dave brought a stun cane on vacation.
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00:00TSA officers in Hawaii
00:10Seized a stun cane
00:12Okay, so is this like a
00:14Is this like a pimp cane that has a stun
00:17Thing on the end? Yeah, it's crazy
00:18This is awesome
00:19I know I want one
00:21I want to get one
00:22Oh, I think it would be amazing
00:25Don't give Dave one
00:27No, I mean, because he put it on his own foot
00:29And stun himself
00:30There's certain places that I travel
00:33That I think I may need
00:35A million volt cane
00:37It's not, listen, it's not a bad weapon
00:39I am so sorry, I see your Dave
00:41These sheets
00:45Are not folded correctly
00:47See your Dave, I am sorry
00:49Get over here
00:50Oh no, please, see your Dave, my heart is going to stop
00:52Oh, see your Dave
00:54See your Dave
00:56I am so sorry
00:57Wait
00:58Fold my towel like a goose
01:00You gotta dust each of your Dave
01:02Like a goose
01:02Like a goose
01:04I do love some good towel, aren't you?
01:06Yeah
01:06I have never done this before
01:09If you don't make the goddamn towel look like a goose
01:12I don't think it is impossible
01:14Listen, I want a goose
01:15My kids want two elephants
01:18Oh, he never said we were good at a towel, aren't you?
01:24And my wife wants a giraffe
01:27So I'm going to need an extra towel
01:28Okay, here's Dave
01:29For the next
01:30I believe this will be a goose
01:31Have you never in your whole entire life ever seen a goose?
01:36I have not
01:36I have never seen a goose
01:39It is the best I've
01:40Come here, a little closer
01:40A little bit closer
01:41Okay
01:41Oh, see your Dave
01:43I am sorry
01:44Oh yeah, there we go
01:45I am so sorry
01:46Oh
01:47Oh, fire
01:48Oh
01:49You might feel my fingers
01:53Oh
01:54Shut up
01:55Shut your goddamn mouth
01:57I cannot finish the elephant now
01:59Doesn't look anything like an elephant either
02:02Let me show you how it's
02:04I'm going to
02:04For one time
02:05I'm going to show you how it's done
02:08It's a dark day
02:11It's a cold dark day today
02:14Dangerous places that Dave travels to
02:18You better get us into Dave's towel art right
02:21Or he will shock the bejesus right out of here
02:23Amber
02:24This is the scariest six star resort I've ever seen
02:29I can't believe how terrifying it is out there
02:36You want to go and try and get that steak dinner?
02:41Let's go
02:43I don't know
02:44Here, I'll bring my cane
02:46No, get away from me
02:47You little
02:48Sister Dave
02:48I was trying to bring you a mimosa
02:50Identify yourself
02:54Identify yourself a little better next time
02:56It is Javier, do you know this?
02:59You said it was your favorite
03:01Oh, that wasn't for no reason
03:04That's just, I'm clumsy
03:06It went off
03:06Oh, hell
03:12This is the most
03:13Damn terrifying six star resort
03:16I got around here, yuckas
03:19Here's the fruits in your name
03:24Oh, wow
03:26I'm sorry, I didn't even like the peaches
03:29I said hold the peaches
03:30I did not hold any peaches
03:33You remember it now, don't you?
03:35I
03:35I
03:35You will never forget
03:36I can't breathe
03:38The hair on my body is gone
03:41That's what happens
03:43This is one
03:44This is a one billion volt
03:47One billion
03:49One billion volt cane
03:51We went up
03:51We went up
03:52Sister Dave, I can no longer have seen
03:55Shut up
03:56Excuses, man
04:00I hate excuses
04:00That's all I get from you guys
04:03I feel my tongue
04:04I'm catching on fire
04:05That's a side effect
04:06That's what a billion volts will do
04:10Someone says it will paralyze you
04:12For five to ten minutes
04:13Oh my god
04:14That's right
04:15I will take you down
04:16Javier
04:17Yeah
04:19I cannot make the towel art this way
04:22One of your little friends
04:25Better get up here and quick
04:27Because I'm going to keep shocking you
04:28Please
04:29Somebody else
04:31Make a Sister Dave
04:32Goddamn towels
04:33And never bring him a peaches
04:34Never bring a peaches
04:37Just try and sit still
04:40It's at four o'clock in the morning
04:41And he needs his coffee
04:43I am up early
04:45Yeah
04:45You're right
04:46Yeah
04:46I said
04:48Two creams
04:51And one sugar
04:52Oh, Sister Dave
04:53I know this
04:55I don't know why
04:56Amber
04:56Amber
04:57It's impossible to get good help
04:59It is
05:01I don't care
05:02I'm waiting until you see my review of this place
05:04I'm so sorry
05:06It's going to be scathing
05:07Scathing
05:09Shoot
05:11I give your chasing a five of Yelper stars
05:14You better
05:16You better
05:17I'm sick of this place
05:18Poor Javier
05:19Yeah, you went through it
05:21And you did
05:22That poor guy
05:22I am going through it
05:24You better
05:25You better
05:26You better
05:27To horrify
05:28You better
05:29And you'll be
05:29You better
05:30Or
05:30You
05:31You better
05:31You better
05:33You better
05:34Try
05:34You better
05:35And you better
05:36If you haven't
05:36Alive
05:36That poor guy
05:37I definitely
05:38You better
05:38I78
05:38пой
05:38Wikipedia
05:39In
05:40And you better
05:40You better
05:41You better
05:42You better
05:43having fun work
05:44Just
05:44愚 be
05:45I naj
05:46I
05:46Now
05:47I