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00:00TOTAN SPACE
00:16Oh, what was that?
00:18Huh, relax. It's nothing to worry about.
00:22But that is...
00:30Ah!
00:47Fools! The Vikings cannot be stopped.
00:51By you or anyone.
01:00Uh...
01:12Ow!
01:14Oh, my sketches! My breakfast!
01:18Alex!
01:20What? I'm training for a big competition this weekend.
01:23Geez. Is it to be the world's most annoying roommate?
01:26Cause if so, stop now. You won.
01:28You won.
01:30Sorry, but listen to this. My coach asked me to compete in the decathlon.
01:35Yay! Alex!
01:37Wait, what does that mean?
01:39It means I gotta train for ten events. Like the long jump.
01:42What a challenge. I gotta start right now.
01:47Oops. Seriously. Now I know why people cry over spilt milk.
01:52And then there's the shot cut.
01:53Whoa! Okay, we got it. Stop.
01:55While we still have a roof over our heads.
01:58We are totally happy for you, Alex. But why don't you go train on the field?
02:02Lots more space and a lot less breakfast cereal.
02:06And we don't have a spy mission right now.
02:08Clover!
02:09Clover!
02:10You jinxed us!
02:11What?!
02:17Ow!
02:18Where are we?
02:19Where are we?
02:21Dunno, but you're rocking the mop-top look, Clo.
02:27Ow!
02:28Oopsies. Sorry, Toby.
02:30Why are we in here? Is the whooper broken?
02:33No, it's not.
02:35I needed to talk to you in private.
02:37In the janitor's closet?
02:38It was the best I could do.
02:39Listen, last night I was working late on a super cool secret new gadget and I overheard a major secret.
02:48Yeah, we know. Xerlina now takes her lychee tea with lemon.
02:52Much, much more secret.
02:56I was under my work table when I overheard Xerlina and Jerry talking.
03:00I can't believe my favourite day of the year is nearly upon us.
03:06Let's hope Sam, Alex and Clover are ready for their first Whoop World spy assessments.
03:16It'll be tough, but it's the best way to ensure they're Whoop World worthy.
03:24Wait, what? Spy assessments? As in tests?
03:28Oh, relax. Now that we know it's coming, we can prepare for it.
03:33Toby, when exactly is this assessment supposed to happen?
03:36I don't know. Just that it's soon.
03:39Soon? Her careers are relying on this and all you can say is soon?
03:43I'll try to snoop around some more, but it's not easy to spy on a bunch of spies.
03:48In the meantime, be ready for anything.
03:50Hey! What are you doing in my supply closet?
03:54We, uh...
03:55I don't care! I was just asking to be polite!
04:01Now get out!
04:04Sheesh, if that's polite. Hate to see the rude version.
04:10You don't scare us at all.
04:12Oh, no spies. I don't remember whooping you.
04:28We got lost.
04:30This looks like our kitchen.
04:31But I was about to. Now, listen up.
04:34Bizarre thefts of Viking artifacts have occurred at museums all around the world.
04:40The one Viking exhibit which hasn't yet been hit is in Singapore's very own Arts and Science Museum.
04:47I'm assigning the three of you to guard it.
04:50Toby, if you please.
04:51Huh?
04:52Oh, yes. Here, gadgets.
04:56Fresh off the top of the think tank, a fire extinguisher masked as a clicky pen.
05:01Cool! I love clicky pens.
05:03Blow up.
05:05A pocket-sized fan that blows awesome bubble traps.
05:08Whoa!
05:10Whoa!
05:12Whoops.
05:13And finally, some new all-weather footwear.
05:17Totally waterproof.
05:19Oh, sorry, Toby. My closet can't fit another pair of shoes.
05:22Uh, kidding. There's always room for more.
05:26Swing me those pumped-up pumps.
05:28Excuse me. Whoop London is calling.
05:31Good luck, spies.
05:33No doubt this mission will test you to your limits.
05:36Don't let me down.
05:38Uh, did you hear that? She totally just said it was a test.
05:41This mission is obviously a cover for our spy assessments, right?
05:45Yeah, I mean, Vikings?
05:47Seriously?
05:48And who steals some old stones, right?
05:50Unless they're, like, diamonds?
05:52So with you, Clove.
05:53But you still gotta pass the test.
05:55And stop clicking that pen, Clover!
05:58Okay, fine, pen party poopers.
06:01Hello? Do you require assistance?
06:02Do you think we require assistance?
06:04Who's asking? Who programmed you?
06:06Do you need assistance?
06:08Sure is acting like she does.
06:09Let's pop open your control panel.
06:11Uh, Sam, what are you doing?
06:13Anyone we encounter could be working for Zerlina
06:14and trying to trip us up on our assessments.
06:15Anyone?
06:16Anyone?
06:17Anyone.
06:19Sheesh, paranoid much?
06:20Can we just get this test started already?
06:21I've got decathlon training to do.
06:24Or maybe I can do both at the same time.
06:26Oh, okay.
06:27Okay, look, let's go.
06:28Let's go.
06:29Oh, okay, what a mess.
06:30Okay, let's go.
06:31Let's go.
06:32Let's go.
06:33Let's go.
06:34Let's go.
06:35Let's go.
06:36Let's go.
06:37Let's go.
06:38Let's go.
06:39Let's go.
06:40Let's go.
06:41Maybe, I can do both at the same time!
06:47We're not with her.
06:54These big viking dolls are so real.
07:01Whoa!
07:02This viking display is totally awesome!
07:04It includes sequencing from actual viking DNA!
07:07And I totally adore those cute stone necklaces!
07:11What cute stone necklaces?
07:13Oh, over there!
07:14The ones that docent dressed in viking gear is removing!
07:17Uh, removing?
07:19From an exhibit that hasn't even opened yet?
07:22This must be the test!
07:24Which means that viking docent is the spy examiner in disguise!
07:31Yo! You with the horns! Freeze!
07:37I got this!
07:42Let the real decathlon training begin!
07:47Whoa! Color me impressed!
07:49If anyone should be laughing, it's us!
08:04The viking look went out, like, a thousand years ago!
08:07Hmm.
08:11Whoa!
08:12This should cool you off, hornhead!
08:21Whoa!
08:23Whoa!
08:24Whoa!
08:29Looks like we passed our test with flying colors!
08:32How'd we do, Mr. Viking?
08:35I am Bjorn the Beast, here to restore the viking to their rightful place of prominence by reconquering the world!
08:45Look, Bjorn the Beast.
08:47We appreciate the backstory, but no real baddie would have such a cheesy name.
08:52I am the descendant of Ivar the Boneless!
08:56Release me!
08:57Oh, fine.
08:58But remember how quickly we let you go when you're giving us an A on our assessments!
09:03What?
09:04Go polish your horns, Bjorn.
09:06Before we call the fashion police!
09:08Woohoo!
09:10Yeah!
09:11That was a cool little workout!
09:25Now that our spy assessments are over, I can finally focus on my decathlon!
09:29Kai!
09:30Quiet!
09:31It's my coach!
09:32Shh!
09:33Hey, coach!
09:34Uh, what's up?
09:35Uh, Alex?
09:36What are you doing?
09:37Alex?
09:38What are you doing at the Arts and Science Museum?
09:41And why are you in a wetsuit?
09:43Uh, what?
09:44Uh, oh, um, uh, I'm exercising my mind and my body in my new, uh, state-of-the-art sweatsuit.
09:51It's designed to maximize efficiency and hyperbolic essentialization-ing.
09:58Available in all the latest colors.
10:01The only color I care about is victory!
10:07Um, me too.
10:10Uh, yellow, right?
10:11Uh, anyway, gotta go.
10:12Bye!
10:12That sounded so awkward.
10:14Actually, it was one of my better calls with her.
10:17Hmph.
10:17Let's go.
10:22What?
10:23Him again?
10:23Uh, now this guy is testing our eardrums as well as our spy abilities.
10:40Ah, to victory!
10:42Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:44Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:46Ah!
10:52Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:56Wow, these are pretty impressive special effects.
10:58Whoop isn't sparing any expense on our test.
11:01I'm kind of flattered.
11:03Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:10It's time to unleash a combined power upon the world!
11:13The second Viking Empire begins today!
11:17Ah!
11:22Ah!
11:23Ah!
11:24Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:26Ah!
11:27Ah!
11:28To victory!
11:29Ah!
11:30If we're going to pass this leveled-up assessment,
11:32we've gotta stop yawning this creepy Viking.
11:35Not if we stop you first!
11:37Attack!
11:40This way, big fella.
11:42I need some room to fight.
11:47Uh, but maybe not this room to fight.
11:49Reverse engines.
11:51Ah!
11:52Uh, oh no!
11:56Haven't you ever heard of personal space?
11:59If you can feel this, you're too close!
12:06You're a persistent little sucker, aren't you?
12:08Well, unfortunately for you, so am I.
12:11Oh-ho!
12:12Pop that!
12:13Ten out of ten!
12:14Oh no!
12:15Clover!
12:16Can you please stop holding me like this?
12:17You're giving me serious indigestion!
12:18Uh-uh-uh!
12:19Uh-uh-uh!
12:20Not so fast, Beastie Bjorni!
12:21Hey, now!
12:22This isn't my first rodeo.
12:23I'm a professional spy.
12:24And I'd like to keep it that way.
12:25You know what to do, buddy.
12:26I've spent a long time preparing for this day, and you and your two friends are ruining everything!
12:27Uh, excuse me?
12:28We're only taking this as seriously as you are.
12:29We wanted you to be totally happy with us.
12:30We wanted you to be totally happy with us.
12:31Oh no!
12:32Oh no!
12:33Oh no!
12:34Oh no!
12:35You're not 50 degrees through!
12:36Can you please stop leaving the next day?
12:41No, he doesn't take yet.
12:43Oh no!
12:46I've spent a long time preparing for this day, and you and your two friends are ruining
12:52everything!
12:53Uh, excuse me.
12:55We're only taking this as seriously as you are.
12:57We wanted you to be totally happy with us.
12:59What? Then you failed!
13:01Failed.
13:02Miserably.
13:03Guess we overstepped ourselves.
13:05Sorry. Here.
13:11Thank you!
13:13What?
13:16Sam, I can't believe you fell for the hand over your bubble gadget trick.
13:23Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
13:30Double, uh...
13:32You should feel honored.
13:34You're the first of many to be thwarted by the mighty Vikings.
13:39Oh, I can't burst my bubble.
13:41We must prepare for the next phase of my path.
13:44The Viking victory over you three
13:46will soon be a victory over all who the fire.
13:51Hey, we haven't failed yet.
13:53Alex is still fighting.
13:57Well, so much for that argument.
14:00Any chance we can have a do-over?
14:01I'll be better next time.
14:04Smash that ball!
14:05We'll wheel this trebuchet out
14:06and catapult our enemies out across the Marina Bay!
14:10Ha-ha!
14:10You're gonna what now?
14:18Get-get catapult me?
14:19You're not really gonna do that, are you?
14:21I mean, you're just testing how we handle a bluff, right?
14:24Stop!
14:24You actually had me worried there for a minute.
14:28I've got a better idea.
14:31I can use them as a defense system for my Viking ship.
14:34Viking ship!
14:36Today, we'll conquer Singapore!
14:41Tomorrow, the world!
14:44You know, I'm starting to wonder
14:48if you're not taking this test
14:50a teeny bit too seriously.
14:52Ugh!
14:53I hate this!
14:56No one treats me like a bubble head.
14:58Toby!
14:58Okay, I know this is cheating on my stupid test,
15:01but how do I deactivate your bubble gadget?
15:03Sorry, Sam.
15:04Can't talk.
15:05Zelina's got a scrambling
15:06because of some crisis near Marina Bay.
15:08But I just heard
15:09your spy assessments should start very soon.
15:12Very soon?
15:13So it hasn't even started yet?
15:15Then that means...
15:17Bjorn is a real baddie?
15:18Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:24Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:28Ah!
15:28Hey, everybody!
15:30Listen!
15:31Bjorn is...
15:32gone?
15:34March to victory!
15:36March to conquest!
15:39Vikings shall either be the ones who are the best!
15:43A new age of Vikings begins now!
15:46There, my friends!
15:48That is the first boat we shall pillage!
15:51But that's a tourist boat!
15:53I prefer to think of it as an appetizer!
15:56Let's get pillaging!
15:58Pink again, Hornhead!
16:02Clover!
16:03Alex!
16:03Listen!
16:04Bjorn isn't working for Whoop!
16:06He really is just a guy obsessed with Vikings!
16:08Oh my gosh!
16:09So now I don't need to worry about taking down a fellow agent?
16:13We can really cut loose!
16:14Nice throw, Alex!
16:26And nice catch!
16:28Catch?
16:31What is that?
16:32Me!
16:32I'm not sure you meant to do that!
16:35I did!
16:36Don't worry, we'll be right back!
16:38Sammy!
16:39Please tell me you have a plan, and please tell me what it is!
16:42I do!
16:43If my calculations are correct, we're gonna land on that tourist boat!
16:46You mean the tourist boat we just flew past?
16:50Oops!
16:50I forgot it's a trebuchet, not a catapult!
16:53Whoa!
16:57Call yourself a viking?
16:59Your aim is terrible!
17:03Tough day, huh?
17:04Yeah, I can relate.
17:06Especially now.
17:07By the way, your outfit?
17:09Love!
17:10It's just so retro and Nordic cool.
17:14Time to see just how waterproof Toby's new boots really are.
17:19This is amazing!
17:21We can literally walk on water!
17:23Let's run it!
17:241,500 meters to kick some viking behind!
17:27Start the clock.
17:32This might come in handy.
17:39Whoa!
17:40All aboard!
17:48Sorry, vikings.
17:49You need a ticket to board this ship.
17:57Attack!
17:58Hey, you're no fair.
18:12A four against one.
18:13Make that four against three.
18:17Ah!
18:18Let's call this catch-in!
18:26Wild by our great ancestors!
18:37Hi, folks.
18:38I'm Clover.
18:39I'll be your tour guide for today's fight.
18:40On your left, the yellow spy releases an awesome shot put to kick some viking butt.
18:46And on your right, the green spy does justice with the javelin.
18:49And now we'll conclude today's tour guide for today's tour guide for today's tour guide for today's tour guide.
18:58And now we're ready for today's tour guide.
18:59Ready, guys?
19:00On three.
19:01One.
19:02Two.
19:03Three.
19:04And for our encore, we take down the ringleader of this circus.
19:22No hard feeling.
19:23Oh, come on!
19:24Oh, wait!
19:25Stop!
19:26I can't swim!
19:27How's that for a long jump?
19:29Thanks for helping me train for my decathlon, Bjorn.
19:33I'm, uh, I'm starting to evish you.
19:34Just let me sink.
19:35Don't worry.
19:36You'll have plenty of time to figure it out in jail.
19:40Well done, spies.
19:41We'll return the vikingos and the vikingos.
19:42Oh, wait!
19:43Wait!
19:44Stop!
19:45I can't swim!
19:46How's that for a long jump?
19:47Thanks for helping me train for my decathlon, Bjorn.
19:48I'm, uh, I'm starting to evish you.
19:49Just let me sink.
19:50Don't worry.
19:51You'll have plenty of time to figure it out in jail.
20:00Well done, spies.
20:02We'll return the viking exhibits to the museum.
20:05As for Bjorn, it's off to Woop's high-security space prison.
20:12Hey, Toby.
20:13What's up?
20:14I just got an update.
20:15Your spy assessments are about to start.
20:17What?
20:18No!
20:19What's wrong?
20:20Aren't you happy I gave you a heads up?
20:22No, because we may be totally spies, but we're also totally exhausted.
20:27Ugh!
20:28No!
20:36Your first decathlon, and you came out on top.
20:40Gold totally suits you.
20:41Those creepy vikings totally prepped me for this.
20:44One of the top scouts says I have real potential.
20:47She'll be keeping an eye on me!
20:48Eee!
20:49Having fun?
20:50Sorry to crush the party, but I have the results of your spy assessments.
20:54Here.
20:55Oh!
20:56Must take it more seriously.
21:01Must try harder.
21:03A bee for effort?
21:05I've never gotten a bee in my life!
21:11I'm sorry to say this, but the truth is...
21:14I'm totally kidding.
21:16What?
21:17You aced your assessments.
21:19All three of you did great.
21:22Woo-hoo!
21:24Yeah!
21:26Thanks, Serlina.
21:27But clearly we gotta work on one thing.
21:30Figuring out when you're joking.
21:31Yes!
21:32Totally!