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00:00I'm gonna win!
00:01Tartans first!
00:16Copy that. Receiving coordinates for targeting.
00:22We're ready for launch, Supreme Leader.
00:25At last!
00:27Victory shall be mine!
00:30Praise Alex! Praise Alex! Praise Alex! Praise Alex!
00:43There's the bibliography.
00:45Now, you just need to write the report.
00:48On it!
00:50Weren't you and Mandy supposed to write that report together?
00:54She's too worried about Zuzu.
00:56Who's Zuzu?
01:01Zuzu!
01:03She's Mandy's pet iguana.
01:05The poor thing's sick.
01:06Mandy's flying her all the way to England to see the world's top iguanologist.
01:11You seriously fell for the sick iguana routine?
01:16Oh, sorry.
01:18Alex, Mandy knows you have a soft spot for animals.
01:21She probably made Zuzu up so that you'd do her work.
01:24Nah.
01:25No one could be that evil.
01:27Mandy can!
01:29Seriously?
01:31You two always see the worst in people.
01:34I choose to see the worst!
01:35I choose to see the worst!
01:36Whoa!
01:37Whoa!
01:42Whoa!
01:44Oh, nice lumbar support.
01:46That chair is a part of your next assignment.
01:49According to our intelligence reports, the world's largest crime syndicates are working together on a secret project.
01:56Whoa!
01:57That is one evil org chart.
01:59What are they up to?
02:00All we know is a name.
02:02Operation Villain Revenge.
02:05That doesn't sound very Hugs and Puppies.
02:08No, it does not.
02:09Your mission, spies, is to find out what the operation is and shut it down prior to any revenge wreaking.
02:15Cool.
02:16And, um, how are we gonna do that exactly?
02:19By becoming villains yourselves, of course.
02:22What?
02:23What?
02:24The only way you'll expose Operation Villain Revenge is if you join it.
02:28To help you, WHIPS created a villainous enterprise complete with a lair and minions for you to command.
02:36Wait, you want us to go undercover as super villains?
02:39Oh, no.
02:40Only one of you will be a super villain.
02:42The other two will be her loyal hench women.
02:45I call dibs on super villain.
02:46Hey!
02:47Come on.
02:48But I want to be the super villain.
02:51Uh-uh.
02:52No way.
02:53Nuh-uh.
02:54I'm way super villain-er than you two.
02:56Ugh.
02:57Alex had dibs.
02:58You two can be super villains next time.
03:03Yay!
03:04That's my villain laugh.
03:06Yeah.
03:07We might want to work on that.
03:08Now, let's get your gadgets.
03:13Heads up.
03:14Ha-ha.
03:15Introducing the all-new plasma-powered jetpack.
03:19Dibs!
03:21Not to worry.
03:22Ho, ho, ho.
03:23Toby Claus has gizmos for all.
03:27Ah!
03:28Oh!
03:30Ahem.
03:31These are confusion gas-shooting sweet potato chips.
03:35And this is a fly-away hair finishing stick that actually flies.
03:41A bit.
03:43I have got to get better at dibs.
03:45Remember, spies, the minions in your lair are real.
03:48You must behave like proper villains or you'll jeopardize the entire mission.
03:52Now, go be back.
03:55Ah!
03:56Whoa!
03:57Whoa!
03:58Whoa!
03:59Whoa!
04:00Whoa!
04:01Whoa!
04:02Whoa!
04:03Whoa!
04:04Whoa!
04:05Whoa!
04:06Whoa!
04:07Eww.
04:08This place reeks even worse than this mission.
04:10Villains identified.
04:28Welcome, my evil ladies.
04:31On second thought, maybe I could get used to this.
04:36Greetings.
04:37It's an honor to finally meet you, Supreme Leader.
04:40Supreme who?
04:41Oh!
04:42Yeah!
04:43Um...
04:44Hi!
04:45Hi, everyone!
04:48Alex!
04:49You're supposed to be evil.
04:51Right?
04:52I mean...
04:55Yes.
04:56Perhaps your radians would like a tour of the facilities?
05:00Awesome!
05:01Lair tour, here we go.
05:03Choo-choo!
05:06This is our piranha pool.
05:08Their mere presence is enough to make even the bravest agents gold.
05:19Actually, it's a myth that piranhas are dangerous.
05:22They mainly eat fruit.
05:25I work so hard and they don't even like it.
05:30There, there, number 27.
05:35I'm sure she didn't mean it.
05:37I'm sorry.
05:38It's not often a hedge person knows so much about marine biology.
05:43Oh, I'm just really into fish.
05:47This is where we transform our minions into roofless gladiators.
05:52Now, how are you?
05:53Oh, uh, you know, I totally would.
05:54But the dust, it really messes up my allergies.
05:55Achoo!
05:56Also, you should hitch that belt up.
05:57It'd really bring out your abs.
05:58Stop giving fashion tips to the minions, Clover.
05:59Well, this was most unusual.
06:00But I'm sure your presentation will go well.
06:01To the big table.
06:02Whoa!
06:03Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:07Is that a built-in massager?
06:08No!
06:09Oh no!
06:10Is he alright?
06:11Yeah.
06:12Oh, no!
06:13Oh no.
06:14Is that a built-in massager?
06:15Well, this was most...unusual?
06:20But I'm sure your presentation will go well.
06:23To the big table!
06:28Whoa! Ooh!
06:32Ooh! Is that a built-in massager?
06:36Oh, no! Is he all right?
06:38He's fine. The lava pit's been drained for cleaning.
06:42We're all ready to hear your plan now, great one.
06:45My what?
06:47Your plan?
06:49Your diabolical scheme?
06:53The evil plot that will place the entire world in our unmerciful clutches?
06:59Oh, that plan!
07:04Just make something up.
07:06Right, sure. So, my plan?
07:09My plan is to...
07:12Tell everyone spoilers!
07:15Rawr!
07:17No!
07:20Spoilers?
07:21Yes!
07:22What's more evil than spoilers?
07:24Imagine, it's time for your favorite show, and someone tells you that Princess Dragonia...
07:29Duh-duh-duh!
07:31It's your own twin sister!
07:33She is?
07:35That is so not cool!
07:38See?
07:39Your magnificence. We have a lair.
07:42It seems a waste to use all this just for spoiling television shows.
07:46Got it!
07:47Okay, so I guess we'll do my other plan!
07:51Ah, you have another plan!
07:53Duh!
07:54And it's super evil!
07:56I just need a sec to go over the deets with my hench women.
08:00Into fish? What was I thinking?
08:03And me, with the fashion tips?
08:05And my spoiler plan?
08:06Yeah, that was probably the worst part.
08:09Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a villain.
08:12Hey!
08:13We'll figure it out.
08:14Yeah! We just need to come up with a diabolical scheme!
08:17I need 30 seconds and one piece of paper!
08:19Introducing the Evil Plan Generator!
08:21The what?
08:22You'll see! Just pick a color!
08:24And Alex, you pick a number.
08:26Blue.
08:27Four.
08:28One, two, three.
08:29Got it!
08:30One, two, three.
08:31Got it!
08:32One, two, three.
08:33That was probably the worst part.
08:34Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a villain.
08:36Hey, we'll figure it out.
08:38Yeah!
08:39We just need to come up with a diabolical scheme!
08:42I need 30 seconds and one piece of paper.
08:44Introducing the Evil Plan Generator!
08:46Three.
08:47Got it.
08:48We're going to take Big Ben and launch it at the sun!
08:52Huh.
08:53It does sound pretty villainous.
08:55We can't do that!
08:56It's a national landmark!
08:58If we don't do something evil, we'll never find out what Operation Villain Revenge is!
09:02Plus, we don't really need to launch Big Ben at the sun.
09:06We just need everyone to think we did.
09:08Once the mission's done, we'll land it right back home.
09:11Hmm.
09:16We really didn't have to come with us.
09:18This could get dangerous.
09:19You're worried about me?
09:20Sure!
09:21You're not just a minion.
09:22You're a...
09:23Premian, right?
09:24Right.
09:25Right.
09:26Okay.
09:27Clover and I will take care of those guards.
09:28Alex, can you and number 14 handle the laser?
09:29On it!
09:30I mean, yep, those are my orders!
09:33You really didn't have to come with us.
09:35This could get dangerous.
09:36You're worried about me?
09:38Sure. You're not just a minion.
09:41You're a...
09:42premium, right?
09:44Right.
09:49Okay, Clover and I will take care of those guards.
09:51Alex, can you and number 14 handle the laser?
09:54On it!
09:54I mean, yep, those are my orders.
09:59Oh, I don't want to fight good guys.
10:01Especially not ones who have to wear those hilarious outfits.
10:05We don't need to fight them.
10:06We just need to confuse them.
10:14Hey!
10:16Boy, we're really going to ruin a lot of vacations.
10:20Indeed.
10:21Can I ask, how do you not feel bad doing bad things to innocent people?
10:26Not that I do, I'm just, you know, curious.
10:30I understand.
10:30In fact, I used to be quite the do-gooder.
10:34All I wanted was to help.
10:36But every time I did, they took advantage of me.
10:39That's when I realized, everyone's a villain.
10:42Oh, that can't be true.
10:44That Alex, what a loser.
10:50And pose?
10:53Can you believe she fell for the sick iguana routine?
11:04Great one.
11:05Your hedge women have befuddled the guards.
11:08Give me that laser.
11:10Give me that laser.
11:10Okay, everyone.
11:12Say loser.
11:13Boo!
11:16Boo!
11:25Yes!
11:25Separation complete.
11:26You're sure we can fix it later, right?
11:28Positive.
11:29We're good for grappling hooks, Toby.
11:31Toby is in here.
11:36I am Tobias, Toby's evil twin.
11:40Separated at birth, I was raised by a school of super-intelligent sharks.
11:45No time for an origin story, Tobias. Just bring down the cables.
11:49Okay, okay. Sheesh.
12:01Who's the loser now?
12:28Hurry up with those rockets!
12:30You! I saw that look! Give me 50 layer laps on the double!
12:36Say, does Alex seem a little obsessed with power to you?
12:40I want my face on that clock face!
12:43And where's my chia smoothie?
12:47Um, you think you might be getting a little carried away?
12:51Yeah, what happened to See the Light Alex?
12:53More crushed ice!
12:55I'm just being a super-villain. I'm not enjoying it or anything.
12:59We're ready for the launch sequence, your gloriousness!
13:10At last! Victory shall be mine!
13:14Praise number 14! Praise number 14!
13:29Oh!
13:32What is this?
13:37Just a little thing called revenge.
13:39Operation Villain Revenge!
13:41It's not about the villains taking revenge!
13:44It's about you taking revenge on the villains!
13:47Bravo your radians what you mean the minions
13:55Are you serious? Do you have any idea what it's like to be a minion? We're bossed around all day cleaning fish tanks
14:03bringing smoothies
14:05Having our favorite shows ruined
14:08Yes, that not to mention risking our lives and for one you super villains never even say thank you
14:16Well, no more now the minions are the masters
14:20We're going throw out the villains and unite creating a single evil empire that will rule the world
14:31As for you, I hope you brought your sunblock because your next destination is
14:38Loved it must be a glitch
14:40Okay
14:44Where was I? Oh, yes, the Sun
14:46Wait, look the thing is we're not actually villains
14:51I thought that too, but then I heard you laugh you are a villain Alex just like everyone
14:59Take him up so long supreme leader
15:04Missile launch in T minus four minutes
15:08This is so not how I pictured space tourism
15:13Never mind about us. If number 14 gets his way a whole world will be ruled by evil minions
15:18It's all my fault
15:19ruled by evil minions it's all my fault 14's right i am a villain what no you're not and why did i
15:28because you're so good most of the time you probably needed to let your assertive side out
15:37exactly but that's not being a villain that's just normal you really think i'm normal no i think
15:44you're the kindest person i've ever met yeah you're like the heart of us you always have been
15:52oh also you're the most athletic so how about you stop feeling sorry for yourself and get us out of
15:58here cover's flying finishing stick we've only got one shot at this
16:14yes
16:34definitely the most athletic missile launch in t-minus three minutes we have to cancel this
16:41launch and shut down the whole minions taking over the world thing we can do both we just need 14's
16:47access card right let's split up whoever finds him gets to use the shower first for a week
16:59so you think my piranhas are harmless do you well let's see what you think now
17:07oh hey there fishies foolish fish hey these fish are not foolish they're a highly intelligent social
17:18animal which is more than i can say for you
17:33oh oh oh oh my gosh you look so much better you're totally rocking that belt now it shows abs but boss
17:45say crush red woman so boom
17:49why is it you villains never stay down haven't you noticed you always lose
18:04i'm not the villain here i need that access card oh you mean this here you go
18:10you think everyone's a villain but it's not true sure seems that way look i know what it's like to be
18:23taken advantage of it stinks
18:30and revenge it feels like justice in the end it just turns you into the person you hated
18:36and that stinks even more hey can't we just go get a cookie or something
18:44i don't want a cookie i want power
18:55oh no
19:06help me
19:22you you saved me
19:26duh i told you we're frenions
19:36uh
19:46totally busted
19:48um a little help
19:50on my way
19:52solar commission
19:53in
19:54i have to take you in now
20:03but for what it's worth
20:17i promise we're gonna catch every last one of those guys it's kind of what we do
20:27can you make them clean fish tanks
20:29you know what we do
20:30totally
20:33you
20:33big ben returned home today allowing tourists to once again look away from it while taking selfies
20:44well well look what the iguana dragged in i'll have you know my poor zuzu is still quite ill
20:51alex here's some more homework for you save it mandy you're a phony and we've got the photos to prove it
21:00now are you going to do your work or do i need to forward these to the professor
21:05but what how
21:08library's back there
21:12uh
21:16i mean that assertively
21:20you ruined my show now i'm gonna ruin yours cyber check is actually
21:27like
21:30no spoilers
21:40you