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00:00I'm gonna win!
00:01Turtles first!
00:07Ugh! What's taking so long?
00:09I want my Kaya toast already!
00:13Order canceled due to excessive tapping?
00:17Ugh!
00:18Please try again after you learn self-control.
00:21Self-control?
00:23Ahhhh!
00:24I'll show you self-control!
00:27Fine! I'll make it myself!
00:38Stupid smart toaster!
00:45Cut it out, you!
00:52Huh?
00:57Huh?
01:00Ahhhh!
01:08Ugh! What reeks!
01:12Oh no!
01:13I think Sam's...
01:15Voilà !
01:16Cooking!
01:17Today, we'll be enjoying some dough bonbons in preserved gelée.
01:20Not sure enjoying is the right word there.
01:23Ow!
01:24They look amazing, Sammy.
01:25Where'd you get them?
01:26Alien autopsy?
01:27Ow!
01:28I mean, where'd you get the recipe?
01:29It's from Chef Lambé's molecular cooking cookbook.
01:32Huh?
01:33He's a culinary genius.
01:35More like an evil genius.
01:37Missed me.
01:38Ow!
01:39I'll go get some more gelée!
01:41Clover, we have to go!
01:43I'll go get some more gelée!
01:45Clover, we have to be sensitive about Sam's cooking.
01:48She takes it as personally as she takes her science experiments.
01:51Yes!
01:52I think these are her science experiments.
01:54Shhh!
01:55Sensitive!
01:56Bon appétit!
01:57Mmm!
01:58That's really good!
01:59Mmmm!
02:00That's really good!
02:09Huh?
02:10Woah!
02:11Oh!
02:12Thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:14For spoiling a lovely meal!
02:15Oh, thank you!
02:20Thank you, thank you!
02:24For spoiling a lovely meal!
02:26What a lovely meal.
02:32Apologies, ladies, but I'm afraid
02:34we have a major crisis on our hands.
02:36What is it, Xur? Giant robots?
02:38Evil aliens? Evil golf-playing robot aliens?
02:42It's worse.
02:43Balty kitchen appliances.
02:49Uh, seems kind of minor for a major crisis.
02:52Yeah, are we supposed to save the world now
02:54and fix dishwashers?
02:56These appliances are nearly malfunctioning.
02:59They've been described as, well, aggressive.
03:05Aggressive?
03:08How could an oven be aggressive?
03:11Maybe Sam cooked in it,
03:12which made the oven angry
03:14because it knew it would never make anything
03:16so delicious again.
03:18Can we just not get back to the gadgets?
03:22Did something blow up in here?
03:27Wow!
03:28Wow!
03:35Oh, hey!
03:36I'm just...
03:38I mean, I'm totally not using Whoop security lasers
03:41to pretend I'm a rock star.
03:43Again.
03:44Ooh, nice lash lines.
03:46Thanks!
03:48Just a bit of gadget grease.
03:50So, we've got laser gadgets galore today.
03:54Laser nail clipper, laser parasol, and laser lipstick.
03:59Now with laser lip gloss!
04:02Finally!
04:03You really do rock, Toby.
04:05Yeah, you do!
04:06You even got a Chef Flambe all-in-one ultra color!
04:09Food, fashion, and fab gizmos.
04:11You are the all-in-one.
04:13Ready for a hole-in-one, sir?
04:16Ah, that explains the headgear.
04:18Time to tee off, Dad.
04:20You too, spies.
04:22Totally!
04:23Where are we going first?
04:24Tokyo?
04:25London?
04:26Rio?
04:27Is it New York?
04:32What are you losers doing here?
04:34Hi, Mandy.
04:36I can't believe we have to spy on her.
04:38Clover, you'll blow our cover.
04:40Cover?
04:41What cover?
04:42She means our cover story.
04:44That's why we're here.
04:45We're doing a story for Aya's website
04:47on the Academy's trendsettingist students.
04:49And we want you on the homepage.
04:51Landscape or portrait?
04:54Don't even think about touching anything.
04:59Yeah, as if we'd even want to touch your...
05:03You have a shoe cabinet?
05:05And an indoor gym?
05:07Wow.
05:08Jealous much?
05:10Jeez.
05:12What?
05:13Is that a Super Server 10,000?
05:16Give me that keyboard.
05:17Breathe, Sammy.
05:18Why don't we let Alex shoot some candids
05:20while you and I go fix everyone a snack?
05:23I did always picture you two as my maids.
05:26Haha.
05:27Don't use the toaster.
05:28It's acting wild.
05:30I had to subdue it with my M-M-M-A.
05:34The first M is for Mandy.
05:38Yeah.
05:39We'll just use plain bread.
05:42Ugh.
05:43Mandy doesn't deserve a Super Server.
05:45She probably can't even program a CPU overclock.
05:47I don't think Mandy can program a regular clock.
05:50Well, here's our suspect.
05:54I got this.
05:56Why'd you do it, Toasty?
05:57Tell me the truth.
05:59Hm.
06:00Suspect appears to be an inanimate object.
06:03Look, it's not even plugged in.
06:06I bet Mandy just made the whole thing up.
06:09Ooh, but at least this won't be a total waste of time,
06:12because I'm going to make Shetlon-based
06:14and multified mackerel with spinach sauce.
06:16Ew.
06:18Yum.
06:20Ew.
06:24Hey, who moved Toasty?
06:25Who moved Toasty?
06:33Whoa!
06:37Make sure you get my good side.
06:40Just kidding.
06:41They're all good.
06:43What's that?
06:45Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.
06:47You know, I think you'd look even better
06:49if we let in some natural noise.
06:51I mean, light.
06:59They're extra crispy.
07:00Oh, yeah?
07:01Well, take that.
07:05I did not mean that literally.
07:10Whoa!
07:12Wah-yomp, wah-yomp.
07:14Oh!
07:15Alright, that's it.
07:16Time for a laser lipstick blast.
07:22No blasting.
07:23We have to be stealthy or Mandy will come in here.
07:26Okay, okay, I'll be stealthy.
07:34What's going on there?
07:38Huh?
07:41Toaster terminated.
07:46I mean...
07:47Help!
07:48Help!
07:49Save us, Mandy!
07:50I don't suppose you'd like some mackerel to go with that?
07:54We'll get this fixed for you.
07:56Get out!
08:01Take this criminal in for a full interrogation, Totes.
08:07Okay, don't let it fool you.
08:08This toaster is armed and dangerous.
08:10I mean, it literally has an arm.
08:12Uh...
08:13I don't really think a toaster has the CPU brains to go rogue.
08:16Me neither.
08:17Which means...
08:19Somebody must be controlling it.
08:21The containment cage, please!
08:28Ah!
08:29It's got me!
08:31Huh?
08:32Just kidding.
08:33Huh?
08:37Huh?
08:39Whoa!
08:40Your arm can play guitar by itself?
08:42I may be testing out some musically-themed upgrade.
08:46Need!
08:47Can it do the Fluffy Puff hamster song?
08:49Of course!
08:50Wanna see?
08:51Huh?
08:52That hamster theme is a national treasure.
08:54Wait till you see it with the light show.
08:56Whoa!
08:57Who's doing that?
08:58Huh?
08:59Whoa!
09:00Whoa!
09:01Whoa!
09:02Oh!
09:03That hamster theme is a national treasure.
09:07Wait till you see it with the light show.
09:09Whoa, who's doing that?
09:17Look out!
09:29Okay, not a fan of the interactive theater here.
09:32I don't get it. Who's controlling the lasers?
09:43Nice try, Toasty. We've got some lasers of our own.
09:51What's with these loser lasers?
09:55That toaster! It's hacking into all the Whoop devices.
09:58Not our drones!
10:03Okay, new plan. Run!
10:14Tobes, what about your arm? Is it gonna go rogue too?
10:16It can't. I took it offline when I did the upgrades.
10:25That won't hold them for long.
10:27If I can get to my arm, I could try to override them.
10:30Right. You do that while we keep him busy.
10:36Hey, Toasty! Crumb at me!
10:38Crumb at me!
10:51Big way!
10:57Uh-oh!
10:58Uh-oh!
10:59Oh!
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh!
11:02Oh!
11:03Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Hey!
11:09Is this a hatch?
11:11Ah!
11:12Yes!
11:13Come on Spice!
11:14Jump!
11:15Where are we?
11:24Whoa.
11:26Look at these.
11:28It's like all the old stuff from those videos where kids see old stuff.
11:34Old is good.
11:36These things have no processors, which means they can't go evil on us.
11:40And I do dig the style.
11:42Matcha bubble tea. Blended, not syruped.
11:46I think this must be an old whoop office.
11:48Class of 1967.
11:51Agent Gerald Lewis.
11:53Jerry?
11:54I am so wiping my memory the second we get out of here.
11:58I just hope Toby got to his arm.
12:12Time to whack this hack.
12:20Whoa.
12:27Hmm.
12:28There's got to be something around here that'll help us.
12:31Gross.
12:33Gross.
12:38Not you too.
12:41Whoa.
12:46Oh no.
12:47And our spy suits.
12:48Wait.
12:59Don't destroy your calm powder yet, Clover.
13:01It might save the day after all.
13:08Whoa.
13:08What are you doing?
13:09Packet sniffing.
13:10I can't smell anything.
13:12It means I'm tracing the signals the calm powder's getting to try to figure out who's controlling it.
13:27There.
13:28Huh.
13:29That's strange.
13:30The signal, it's coming from a restaurant in New York.
13:34New York?
13:35I'm all about the Big Apple.
13:36And if that's where the baddies at, let's go take a bite.
13:40Whoever's behind this, beating them won't be easy without our gadgets.
13:43Maybe these can help.
13:45Mm-hmm.
13:46Nice one, Alex.
13:47These analog gizmos are totally unhackable.
13:51Ziplar firing wristwatch.
13:53Exploding pin.
13:54Genuine retro spring-loaded knee-high go-go boots?
14:02Girls, we're going vintage.
14:10New York?
14:11Here we come.
14:12Hold on.
14:13We can't trust any smart devices, right?
14:15Uh-huh.
14:16Well, isn't our jet kind of smart?
14:18Good point.
14:20So, what do we do?
14:23Oh, come on, come on.
14:24I want to play my game.
14:25Hey, give it to me.
14:26Oh, come on.
14:27I want to play my game.
14:28So, not cool.
14:29I want to play my game.
14:30Oh, come on.
14:31Oh, come on.
14:32Oh, come on.
14:32Oh, come on.
14:33Oh, come on.
14:34Oh, come on.
14:35Oh, come on.
14:36Oh, come on.
14:37Oh, come on.
14:52Hmm.
14:53According to my readings, the signal that controlled our gadgets
14:56is coming from behind this reinforced window.
14:58Ugh.
14:59Ugh.
15:00Ugh.
15:01Don't sweat it, Sammy.
15:02These boots were made for smashing.
15:05Ugh.
15:05Ugh.
15:06Ugh.
15:07Ugh.
15:07Ugh.
15:08Ugh.
15:08Ugh.
15:09Ugh.
15:10Nice of you to drop by.
15:12Ugh.
15:13Chef Flambe?
15:14Hold it.
15:15This is such an honor.
15:16Not so fast.
15:17Hey, wait a second.
15:18Huh?
15:19How did you know we were coming?
15:21I had a feeling you wouldn't let your friend here dine alone.
15:25Toby!
15:26Are you OK?
15:27Benji!
15:28What are you playing at, Flambe?
15:29Alex, you're supposed to call him Chef.
15:31But what are you playing at?
15:33A little game called Vengeance.
15:36The Chef Flambe All-in-One Ultra Cooker.
15:37It was supposed to be the best-selling kitchen gadget of all time.
15:39But then...
15:40Now all you need to do is toss the ingredients into the Flambe Ultra Cooker, press this button,
15:43and...
15:44Ugh!
15:45Oh!
15:46Oh!
15:47Oh!
15:48Oh!
15:49Oh!
15:50Oh!
15:51Oh!
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16:05Oh!
16:07Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:09Oh!
16:10So I found a programmer who'd work for food.
16:11And we created a virus to put my rage into every kitchen appliance in the world!
16:19Not so funny now, am I?
16:24I'm sorry, Chef.
16:25But...
16:26Holy mackerel!
16:27Is that your mackerel?
16:28Why yes.
16:29Would you like some?
16:31Uh, Sam?
16:32He's like evil.
16:33also that fish smells like alex's gym socks ah the unsophisticated palette a true chef has no
16:42greater foe i'm afraid we have to take you in oh really well then i'm afraid i'm going to have to
16:49take you out or more specifically they will now if you'll pardon me i have to prepare tomorrow's menu
16:59so long spies alex you get toby clover and i are going to take these appliances out of commission
17:07you got it can you believe that guy called my palette unsophisticated
17:16well what it's just
17:21you don't really like to try new things yeah when they're weird and scary
17:30you could at least take them first all right fine
17:39you know what
17:42here i'll try whatever this is hey that's actually pretty good see
17:49look out it's mandy's toaster is something i never thought i'd say in a fight
17:54let's go of my friend alex ice maker
18:08oh this thing is super strong
18:23it's payback time
18:27are you telling me you can turn your arm into a disco ball
18:38i knew those musical upgrades would come in handy
18:44wow this really is good huh i think i got an idea
18:53sorry i know you're not supposed to throw food away i think we can make an exception
18:59hey toasty
19:13exploding pen what a classic hey fun bay is getting away
19:17up your oven mitts chef you're coming with us
19:29yes never
19:39oh boy the critics must really love this place
19:43oh trouble brewing at six o'clock
19:46so no mercy my minions
19:53oh actually wait stop
19:57jeez my own delay
19:59time for some takeout
20:02hang on everyone
20:03well you can't beat that view hmm is this a good time to ask about your souffle recipe
20:14oh
20:17i'll wait
20:28did i say you could have a vintage themed party down here
20:32because you absolutely can
20:34party on spies that's an order
20:39let's hope you dance better than you play golf dad
20:45nice job reprogramming the appliances topes
20:48huh that's nothing check this out
20:54woohoo
20:56so what happened to chef flambe
20:58let's just say the food in our space jail cafeteria has got a lot better lately
21:03speaking of food
21:06what is it this time custard with tuna sausages and banana sauce
21:10just kidding i'm gonna try it no matter how gross it looks it's a singapore salad
21:18sammy that looks amazing made with a little more love and a little less molecular cooking
21:24it's a vintage recipe
21:27whoa seriously is there any way in which vintage does not rule
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