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00:00The End
00:30¶¶
01:00¶¶
01:30Get him, dog. Go get him.
01:42Get him, dog. Go get him.
01:47What did you find, dog? What? Did you get him?
01:55All right, dog. That's enough. That's enough, I said.
02:00It's only a human.
02:30Come on, dog.
02:32Come on, dog.
02:34Come on, dog.
02:36Come on, dog.
02:40Come on, dog.
02:42Come on, dog.
02:46Come on, dog.
02:48Come on, dog.
02:50Come on, dog.
02:52Come on, dog.
02:54Come on, dog.
02:55How's our�니다 song?
02:57So, love is, dog.
02:59I'm proud of you, all these little DJs.
03:00Oh, dog.
03:04They're not États-
06:29I suppose we should go in.
06:32Can I go too, Father?
06:33No.
06:34Well, I found a didn't...
06:36I said no.
06:38All right, let's go. Go.
06:51He's dead.
06:53It's a human.
06:55I thought I told you to stay outside.
06:58And look, there are two more of them.
07:01I wonder where they are.
07:03We'll find them.
07:04You're not to say a word about this, you understand, Arno?
07:07Why not, Father? It's so exciting. It's...
07:10It's dangerous.
07:12Humans know their places. That mustn't change.
07:15If they were to find out that other humans could build and fly a machine like this,
07:21they'd begin to think they're as good as we are.
07:24But, Father, look. These humans must be better than we are.
07:27You're not to say such a thing again.
07:32You're not even to think it.
07:36I want this body buried at once.
07:40I want this body buried at once.
07:41I want this body buried at once.
07:43I want this body buried at once.
07:49If you ride fast, you should be injured.
08:19In Central City by tomorrow morning, give this message to see councillor's edge.
08:25Hurry!
08:27I want a thorough search for the other two humans!
08:35Arno! Get off that thing!
08:49Quick.
08:54Emergency.
08:57Emergency homing.
08:59Act.
09:01Watch out.
09:04Watch out!
09:07Watch out.
09:09Watch out.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:39Oh, no bones broken.
09:41I'd check.
09:47Oh.
09:48Easy, easy.
09:49Gotta take that very slowly.
09:51Do I?
09:56What is this place?
09:57How'd we get here?
09:58I don't know.
09:59I just got on my feet, too.
10:01Where's Jonesy?
10:02I don't know that either.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Let's try it again.
10:06Easy.
10:07Oh.
10:09Like a hangover without the pleasure of the booze.
10:14I, uh, I don't even remember what happened.
10:18We were approaching Alpha Centauri.
10:20We ran into some radioactive turbulence and lost control.
10:23I told Jonesy to activate the automatic homing device.
10:29Did he do it?
10:32Well, we landed somewhere.
10:33Could be us.
10:34Yeah, or any one of a thousand other lousy planets and...
10:36Oh, we told it.
10:39Something's coming.
10:40Stay put.
10:41I, I, I brought you something to eat.
10:56Food?
11:00Food?
11:02Who are you?
11:05Farrell.
11:07This is for eating.
11:09How do we get you?
11:10Where are we?
11:11Where on Earth are we?
11:12Take it slow, Alan.
11:13Give him a chance.
11:14This is Earth, isn't it?
11:15Earth?
11:16What is Earth?
11:17What is the name of this planet?
11:20This is my secret cave.
11:22It doesn't have a name.
11:23There was another man with us.
11:24What happened to him?
11:26He was dead.
11:35Poor Jonesy.
11:37He had a wife and kid.
11:38Yeah, so do you.
11:39And you're probably just as far from them as he is.
11:42Maybe not.
11:44Come on, Alan.
11:45Take a look at this fruit.
11:46You ever see anything like this?
11:47And this place.
11:48You know what this looks like?
11:50A bomb shelter.
11:51Maybe a couple of hundred years old.
11:52Well, they didn't have bomb shelters on Earth a couple of hundred years ago.
11:55I know, Pete.
11:57Is our ship far from here?
11:59No.
12:00Can you take us there?
12:01Oh.
12:02It wouldn't be safe, dressed like that.
12:06But we could fool them.
12:08I'll go into Chalo and get different clothes for you.
12:11What's Chalo?
12:13Chalo.
12:14The village where humans are supposed to live.
12:21I don't like the prefect.
12:23I stay most of the time here.
12:24I found this place about two years ago.
12:28But I never told anybody about it.
12:30So you'll be safe here.
12:32Safe?
12:33From what?
12:34The apes, of course.
12:36I'll be back as soon as I can.
12:39Apes.
12:41That's what the man said.
12:44These two humans are strangers.
12:47And they are insane.
12:50Don't listen to them.
12:52Report their whereabouts to us at once if you should see them.
12:59I was just thinking when I was a kid in Jersey City.
13:02Couldn't even see the stars.
13:05Used to dream about them, though.
13:06Used to dream about being up there with them.
13:13I sure got my wish, didn't I?
13:17Pete Burke, marooned in an ancient bomb shelter.
13:24Well, there'll be a few ladies that'll miss me anyway.
13:28We'll get home again, Pete.
13:31Somehow.
13:32Come off it, Alan.
13:33This is home from now on.
13:34You know it.
13:37And I think I want to see what it looks like.
13:41You heard what the old man said.
13:44Oh, sure.
13:45Apes.
13:51Amazing, isn't it?
13:52Just like Earth.
14:02Listen.
14:04Yeah, we could have landed in a worse place, I'll tell you that.
14:07Ah!
14:08Ah!
14:09Ah!
14:11Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:15Ah!
14:16Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:22Ah!
14:24Ah!
14:26Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Ah!
14:31Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:37Ah!
14:39Ah!
14:41Alright!
14:43Huh, of course!
14:45Ah!
14:50What?
14:51You are bright and amusing, Gailer.
14:54But is that reason enough for me to accept you as my assistant?
14:58Hmm.
14:59I do have one other qualification, Counselor Theus.
15:03What? What?
15:04My father is a very old friend of yours, and you owe him a favor.
15:12I'll see if my master has an answer for you.
15:17Are you always so direct?
15:19Only with people who I respect, sir.
15:22Bah. Bah.
15:24Yes.
15:25Message, sir, from the prefect of Chalo.
15:28Chalo?
15:29A small human settlement about 30 miles south of here.
15:33The prefect is a second cousin on my mother's side.
15:36I see.
15:38And do you have friends everywhere?
15:40I try, sir.
15:42You're not only amusing...
15:50It's not possible.
15:52What's the matter, sir?
15:59Did you ever have a recurring nightmare?
16:02No matter how swiftly you try to escape destruction, it always reappears directly in front of you.
16:10I don't understand, sir.
16:12Humans are laborers, farmers, and servants.
16:17I mean, they're not technicians.
16:19This is pure fantasy.
16:21Destruction is not fantasy, Galen!
16:24You have a great deal to learn.
16:32Are the apes in control all over the planet?
16:34I understand.
16:35Now, what he's asking is who runs the government?
16:37Well, the prefect.
16:38No, I don't mean just the village.
16:39I mean the main government.
16:40You mean the High Council.
16:42Well, they're very important.
16:44They sent a messenger to the High Council about you two.
16:47I heard about it.
16:48Are there any humans on the High Council?
16:51Humans on the High Council?
16:54Humans are nothing.
16:55They've always been nothing.
16:57Except in storybooks.
17:00Always?
17:01How could it be otherwise?
17:03The apes are so much smarter than we are.
17:06Well, except for you two, I guess.
17:10You're different.
17:11That's why they're looking for you.
17:13What do they do if they find us?
17:15They kill you.
17:16They're always killing humans.
17:19Oh, well, it's just a great little world we landed on.
17:22Well, they'd kill me if they knew about the storybook.
17:26What storybook?
17:27I found it here.
17:29I found lots of other books, too.
17:32But I couldn't read what they had to say.
17:35So I used them for fire.
17:38But I kept this because it had pictures in it.
17:41And I like to look at the pictures,
17:44even though they're only stories.
17:46Let me see it.
17:47Be careful.
17:48It's very old.
17:49Yes, I know.
17:50I will.
17:57Oh, my God, Pete.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:02The year 2503.
18:07This picture was taken 500 years after we left.
18:12We can't go home, Alan.
18:14We're on Earth.
18:15We're there already.
18:20Another ship, Zaius?
18:21It's hard to believe.
18:22Can the chief of security afford not to believe it?
18:25How reliable is this prefect?
18:27Do you know him?
18:28Galen does.
18:29Oh, I don't believe a word of it.
18:30How could humans build and run such a machine?
18:32I mean, we can't even do it.
18:34Who is this fool, Zaius?
18:35Galen's going to be my assistant.
18:37Maybe.
18:38There were three humans, Urko.
18:40One is dead.
18:41The other two are still at large.
18:42They must be found and quickly.
18:44Yes, and killed.
18:45No!
18:46Brought back.
18:47Questioned by the High Council.
18:49This is an infection, Zaius.
18:50One doesn't question it, one wipes it off.
18:52Just as we did before.
18:53Not until we question its source.
18:58More than ten years ago, another such ship landed.
19:02Humans.
19:04They said they were from this world,
19:06but from another time period, long ago.
19:09You know, I've heard stories like that,
19:11but I always thought there were stories.
19:13I never believed that it really happened.
19:15Yes, that's what we wanted everyone to think.
19:17There were such humans, Galen.
19:19And they called themselves...
19:22What was the word, Urko?
19:25Astronauts.
19:28Astronauts.
19:30Astronauts.
19:31Astronauts.
19:33What were they like?
19:35They had greater knowledge and capabilities than our humans.
19:39And they had feelings of independence and freedom.
19:44Humans.
19:46That's fascinating.
19:48Not fascinating, Galen.
19:50Unlawful.
19:51And they would have encouraged our humans to be equally unlawful.
19:54But the danger was eliminated.
19:56They were killed.
19:57Before they could be questioned.
19:58My job is protection.
20:00Not a gathering of useless information.
20:02No information is useless.
20:05They were killed.
20:06They were killed.
20:07I'm a prisoner.
20:08I'm a prisoner of trouble.
20:09I'm a prisoner of trouble.
20:10We have to learn how they think, Urko.
20:11What makes them different from the humans we know.
20:12Once we learn how to deal with them.
20:14And any others that may come along.
20:18Then they can be killed.
20:20killed you will go along to see that nothing happens to these astronauts i don't trust wako
20:40he won't listen to me sir you carry my authority when you go as my representative yes sir
20:51i know there's certain lack of enthusiasm you may have a chance to visit your second cousin on
20:57your mother's side well to tell you the truth sir i never really liked him very much
21:03these uh these astronauts are they truly different from the humans we know absolutely
21:11and they are a threat however i want them alive for now
21:20hmm no it's a shame they have to be killed at all they do sound so interesting
21:27pete you awake yeah we must have come through a time warp it could be 500 years into the future
21:43or 5000 everyone's dead my wife
21:53my son alan there's nothing you can do about it
21:58he said he'd take us to the ship in the morning if the chronometer's still working we'll know what year
22:03it is what did we do to ourselves
22:16the errand boy is worried
22:19are you no i'm just confused i always thought humans were unimportant animals
22:32so they are get some sleep i want to make an early start in the morning
22:46this way
22:56not far
22:57why bring the book you think i was gonna leave it behind did you wait a minute
23:05the apes aren't looking for you you don't have to go with us
23:08you don't have to go with us we're friends aren't we come on
23:21the two humans i just saw them running off that way come on i'll show you
23:42come on come on the two humans you can catch them
23:59come on
24:01come on
24:03come on
24:05come on
24:07come on
24:09come on
24:11come on
24:30the year 3085 more than a thousand years in the future
24:35marvelous
24:40it may be further if that's when it stopped working
24:44well we're just going to have to find him
24:45that's when it stopped working
24:48well either
24:55they don't want to miss the life
24:56and they don't want to miss the date
25:00and they don't want to miss the day
25:01they don't want to miss the night
25:04eva
25:04just like you
25:06because they checked for speech
25:08Let's go.
25:34You gonna leave the old man out there like that?
25:36Finish quickly. We have a long way to go.
25:38Didn't you hear me? He'll die. You can't just...
25:42That old man tried to save our lives.
25:44You can't let...
25:45I'm getting tired of listening to you, humans.
25:48Erko!
25:49No.
25:54Get ready to move out!
25:58Listen, will you? Will you? Look to our friend.
26:09He's dead.
26:10Move out!
26:11Move out!
26:12Come in.
26:14Come in.
26:15Come in.
27:17Thank you a few more seconds.
27:25Okay, turn around.
27:28Uh-uh.
27:30Hi.
27:34Hello.
27:36You could have been killed back there worrying about that old human.
27:48He was a friend.
27:50Is a friend that important to you?
27:52Yes.
27:54Hmm.
27:56You're very unusual for humans.
27:58Yeah, well, we're also very tired.
28:00We like to get some sleep.
28:02Yeah, really tired.
28:04Listen, tell me, is it true that you are from this world but from another time?
28:20Yes.
28:21Oh.
28:22Now, how is that possible?
28:26It just happened.
28:27We don't know.
28:28Look, can we talk about this some other time?
28:30Tomorrow, maybe.
28:31I found this, uh, book, you know, back near the ship.
28:35And-and it had pictures.
28:37And it showed humans, you know, building things and-and running strange machines.
28:43It's true, they did.
28:48That-that book can't be true.
28:50Yes, it is.
28:51Humans built big cities.
28:53They built machines that swam in the sea, through the air.
28:58And, uh, you kept apes in cages?
29:08Why?
29:09Why?
29:10Well, apes were considered wild animals in those days.
29:15They weren't as intelligent as you are.
29:19That is not true.
29:20Sorry Buster, it is.
29:22That is not true.
29:23No.
29:24It-It's all lies.
29:26Apes have always ruled the world, always!
29:34You, you, you,
29:35you-you check their ropes.
29:37You make sure that they can't escape.
29:44My master will be angry with me for letting you have this.
29:48I will be angrier if you don't.
29:59Enemies of the state must be put to death.
30:02I remind the High Council that this is our law.
30:05And the law must be obeyed.
30:07What makes us enemies? We haven't done anything.
30:10Your ambitions are enemies. Your thoughts are enemies.
30:12What's your name, pal? Hitler? Stalin? Mussolini?
30:15Silence!
30:16Do you believe humans and apes are equal?
30:19In this world or ours?
30:21In any world?
30:22I don't know about any world.
30:25But I believe that all intelligent creatures should learn to live and work with each other as equals.
30:30Sacrilege and heresy to infect the rest of the humans?
30:35Certainly not, Woko.
30:37And by questioning them, we will learn how to avoid it.
30:40Will you learn to avoid destruction?
30:42What destruction?
30:44We don't intend any destruction.
30:46You're human, aren't you?
30:47Would an ape have created such an instrument?
30:49Uh-oh!
30:50You have no right to take that!
30:56There is the real threat! There is the danger!
31:02Very good, Urko. The object you stole from my cabinet has provided a most dramatic display, proving only the importance of keeping these two humans alive until we learn how they create such destruction so we can prevent it if in future there are others like them.
31:31Yes, I agree.
31:32It's true.
31:33It's true.
31:34Question them more.
31:36I'm sure that even the great Urko cannot quarrel with this decision.
31:48I'll quarrel with anything that keeps these two humans alive.
32:01You know what I expect you to do. After dark.
32:22Sayers.
32:24Yes?
32:25Was there ever a time when humans controlled the world and apes were kept behind bars?
32:37I said you had a great deal to learn, but that didn't include heresy.
32:42Maybe, uh, they were right, Sayers.
32:47Maybe the world would be better if no creature controlled another, if all worked together as equals.
32:57I could have you imprisoned for that.
33:00Sayers.
33:02You haven't answered my question.
33:04I never heard the question.
33:06I never heard the question!
33:07I never heard the question!
33:08I never heard the question.
33:09I never heard the question.
33:10I never heard the question.
33:14Come on.
33:15Come on.
33:16Yes, sir.
33:18What's it like, being a human?
33:22What's it like, sir?
33:24Oh, uh...
33:26Never mind.
33:28I'm sorry.
33:30I'm sorry.
33:32I'm sorry.
33:34I'm sorry.
33:36I'm sorry.
33:38I'm sorry.
33:40I'm sorry.
33:42I'm sorry.
33:44Never mind.
33:46Yes, sir.
33:53Everything I saw in that book was true, wasn't it?
33:58We told you it was.
34:02It's so hard to believe.
34:04You can say that again.
34:06I was always taught to believe that he...
34:08Uh...
34:10Well, I mean, it's just so...
34:14Uh...
34:16Where you come from, are all humans as intelligent as you are?
34:20Right now, I think they were all twice as smart.
34:23Oh.
34:24Tell me.
34:25Are there any humans in this world who build things?
34:27Machines, anything?
34:28Oh, no.
34:29What about that grenade?
34:31Hmm?
34:32That, uh, thing that, uh, Urko exploded.
34:34Who would know where it came from?
34:36Oh, uh, Zeus, I suppose.
34:38But why?
34:39That's a good question, Alan.
34:40What difference does it make?
34:41Well, I've been thinking.
34:42The input record of our flight is still aboard ship.
34:45Everything that happened from the time we left home until we landed back here on Earth is recorded on that magnetic disc.
34:51Now, all we have to do is run it through a computer, analyze what went wrong, reverse the process, and we can get back home again.
34:57You're out of your mind.
34:58What's a computer?
34:59And maybe the humans who made that grenade are still on Earth.
35:02And maybe they have the knowledge to...
35:04To what?
35:05Build a spaceship and a computer?
35:07Yeah.
35:08Maybe.
35:09What is a computer?
35:12Gavin.
35:14You want to visit our time period, don't you?
35:17Oh.
35:18Look, I really don't know about...
35:20You know, it would be interesting, wouldn't it?
35:22Yeah, but I don't really think I want to.
35:24Help us to get out of here.
35:26What?
35:27Well, certainly not!
35:30But just because I find you interesting to talk to doesn't mean that I am willing to commit treason.
35:36Sheesh!
35:37Okay.
35:38All right.
35:39All right.
35:40I'm sorry.
35:45I would like to talk to you some more about that book.
35:49Perhaps I could come back later tonight.
35:52Um...
35:53Be our guest.
35:54Oh.
35:55Yeah.
35:57Yeah.
35:58Open up!
35:59I am sorry.
36:01Nice try.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Nice try.
36:07Yeah.
36:08Nice try.
36:21Nope.
36:22Well, it's about time.
36:36Nice try.
36:39Good life.
36:42Time.
36:45Well...
36:46well...
36:47well...
36:50Well...
36:52well...
36:54well...
36:56well...
37:01well...
37:02well...
37:03well...
37:04I'm still hungry.
37:25I said I'm still hungry!
37:34It's a trap.
37:39Well, we're dead either way.
37:41Watch out!
38:04You'll burn me.
38:13I'll kill you.
38:30What are the charges?
38:34Murder of my lieutenant, treason, aiding in the escape of the two humans.
38:39Is this true?
38:42I didn't mean to kill the lieutenant.
38:45But they planned the escape.
38:47They planned the escape.
38:49They planned the escape.
38:51They planned the escape.
38:53I didn't mean to kill the lieutenant.
38:57Is this true?
38:59Absolutely not.
39:01If you knew of such a plan, why didn't you report it to me?
39:04There was no time.
39:05He's a liar and a heretic.
39:07We found this book where he dropped it.
39:11Do you realize that possession of such a book alone
39:14is not the case?
39:16No.
39:17No.
39:18No.
39:19No.
39:20No.
39:21No.
39:22No.
39:23No.
39:24Why, Azaz?
39:25Why should truth be against the law?
39:26I'm sorry, Galen.
39:26I can do nothing for you.
39:44I can do nothing for you.
39:58Do you know where an ape named Zaius live?
40:02Do you?
40:03I still think you're out of your mind.
40:04All right, now will you take us there?
40:07Will you?
40:14Do you want something to eat, sir?
40:19No.
40:21Go to bed, Elman.
40:22I'm going to read for a while.
40:41Hold it.
40:41Don't try to leave, or I'll throw this thing and blow you to pieces.
40:46Cooperate, and we'll tie you up, and I'll find you in a morning.
40:48What do you want?
40:49Where did you get this?
40:50A human.
40:51Who?
40:52He didn't live long enough to tell me his name.
40:56Where did he come from?
40:57I don't know.
40:59Look, I'm warning you.
41:00I know.
41:01Or you'll destroy me,
41:03as your kind once destroyed its world.
41:07What do you mean?
41:08Your science and your machines.
41:10Very few know your history,
41:13and very few will ever know.
41:16And your cities.
41:18Death and destruction.
41:20We don't want them.
41:24We don't even want their memory.
41:27Oh, my God.
41:29Yes.
41:32You did it to yourselves,
41:34as you would do it again.
41:38That human
41:39was caught trying to sneak into the city.
41:43And yes,
41:44I had him killed,
41:46as I will have you killed someday,
41:48as I must have poor Galen killed.
41:53Galen?
41:53The infection you carry is fatal.
42:13Hi.
42:14Now,
42:15you're fools.
42:16You know that.
42:17You could have been out of the city by now.
42:19He saved our lives.
42:20You expect us to leave him here to die?
42:21You're strange, humans.
42:23Enough.
42:24Now.
42:35Again.
42:36You can still escape.
42:38Again.
42:42Council Isaias,
42:44open the door.
42:45Right back.
42:46Back.
42:47Back.
42:47Back.
42:51I need some help out here.
43:07Alan.
43:08No key.
43:10Look again.
43:11Who is it?
43:12What's happening?
43:17Who's got the keys to yourself?
43:19What are you doing here?
43:20The keys?
43:20Who has them?
43:21Well,
43:21Urko,
43:22I suppose,
43:22doesn't use room.
43:23New room.
43:23What are you doing here?
43:25No key, Al.
43:27All right.
43:28Get to the far corner of your cell,
43:29on the floor,
43:30face down,
43:30with your hands over your head.
43:31Why?
43:32Never mind why.
43:33Just do it.
43:34Oh.
43:34Oh.
43:39Oh.
43:43Oh.
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43:50Oh.
44:15Can you figure that kook, he really thinks that flight record is
44:19going to get us back home?
44:21How much longer?
44:23About five, ten minutes, maybe.
44:24And when are you going to give up that pipe dream?
44:26When I see my family.
44:28But they'll be looking for us here.
44:30I'm surprised they haven't come already.
44:32That's been a week, Dalen.
44:33They'll probably stop looking by now.
44:35Zayas.
44:37Urko.
44:39They'll never stop.
44:41Stop.
44:43Never.
44:44Daiwa.
44:57New class.
44:57Illinois white.
44:57You okay?
45:01I'm sorry.
45:05You see, uh, I had family, too.
45:08too. I had friends too. You still have friends. Hmm. I know. I just... What? Horses. Horses. All the apes of horses. They're coming, Alan. We have no time. Just, just up there. There's the baby. Come on, Alan. Let's go.
45:38See if they were here. Then take care of the ship.
46:08The ship? I'm afraid so.
46:25All right. Which way, Galen? It's your world.
46:29It's yours, too. And yours.
46:40All right. Let's just start walking.
46:47Let's just start marching.
46:56Let's go.
46:59¶¶
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